Game 142 Game Day Thread
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 13, 2009 7:25 PM CDT
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F-Her.
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
+1
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Don't be afraid
We own DH’ers this year
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
so win this one and tomorrow and we are 2.5 out of WC and 4.5 out of the Division
we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"
sounds good to me pookie. i just wanna be in it when the angels come.
I’m going to one of the games, and I haven’t been apart of a huge loud crowd in awhile.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
So, what do LSBs ametuer forcasters say about game 2?
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
A 100 percent chance of awesome
That's why they call them business sox
by egriffey on Sep 13, 2009 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
The Mariners don't have a single runner reach first base.
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
Let me look at the radar
Theres a batch of rain from corsicana north, moving west towards the ballpark. I’d imagine it will be here in at least 2 hours. I don’t know if it would be enough to rain it out, or not. It’s not as big of batch as we’ve been having.
I say we get the game in….maybe not a full game.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
I'm bored with that nickname
I’m going to start calling him “Upper Decker.”
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 13, 2009 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Just found out that Josh Lewin was a former broadcaster for the Rochester Red Wings,
I’m from Rochester and thought that was cool:)
The bloggerformelyknownasBigBaddBubbaJ
I want Fox Sports Southwest to acknowledge...
…that I was the first one to start calling him that.
Of course, it is a pretty obvious nickname.
But still, I was the first.
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 13, 2009 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Should have trademarked it
Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"
what is the start time for this game?
"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron
I wonder if Wash will rest Elvis in Game 2? Isn't the strategy to rest the kid?
Since July 21, Elvis has posted such solid numbers: 322/.383/.487
rangers in doubleheaders
anybody have any idea what their record in doubleheaders is over the last couple of years? it seems like its very good.
Lineup for the 2nd game...
1. Borbon dh
2. Andrus ss
3. Kinsler 2b
4. Byrd cf
5. Murphy lf
6. Cruz rf
7. Davis 1b
8. Teagarden c
9. Vizquel 3b.
"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron
prolly to keep some of the R-L-R format in the lineup
also, Cruz can’t hit with RISP, a measly 850 OPS won’t cut it
Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee
by Baseball North on Sep 13, 2009 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions
just to be contrary...
Cruz flied out when Byrd and Murphy were on base.
Flew out to the corner after a pretty decent at-bat, more specifically
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
The training wheels are off CD!
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
Give them to Josey
He needs them for his walker you know the kind the one with a toilet attached to it.
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
Port-a-potty?
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
hahahaha that's a state of the art walker he has
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
Has a horn and mirror on it also.
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
Any chance Felix sat in the clubhouse eating sammiches all day?
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
And cocaine off the inner thighs of strippers?
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 13, 2009 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Trivia question
So rangerdanger and I came to the game…guess who is doing the trivia question in the 3rd? This guy
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
by TxStCa on Sep 13, 2009 7:54 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Maybe rangerdanger can "steal" 3rd base between innings
Or maybe guess which baseball is under the Rangers cap
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
I am not sorry.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 13, 2009 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Genius
Kanye West likes fish sticks in his mouth.
by fake nolan ryan on Sep 13, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions
wow halos have 1 vs NY, 3 vs Bos, and 3 vs us on the road. Total meatgrinder schedule
with the way BOS and NY is playing, gotta figure they go 3-4 at best, maybe even 2-5
we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"
Part of the reason why...
…I think catching Anaheim is more realistic than catching Boston.
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 13, 2009 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Audacious.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 13, 2009 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions
So remind me...
Why is this game blacked out nationally again?
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Ah right, gotta force people to watch ESPN.
Sigh.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Holland got screwed.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Here we go again.
1 down already.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Sigh.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
cruz may be a good oufielder, but this has not been his best weekend
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
Has everyone seen...
I want to see Feliz start against the Halos.
Also, anyone have a link to the game?
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
Then let him pitch...
the first 3 innings and use Nippert after him.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
Martin Perez-style tandem start
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Can't be worse than Millwood has been...
If Wash starts him against the Halos that game will be a total loss after 4 innings.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
Honestly
I don’t know that I want the Angels to see that much of Feliz. They might start figuring him out and when we play them in the ALCS, I’d rather have my weapon intact.
Gotta get to the ALCS first.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Ummm....
the Rangers are 5 out with 20 left.
The last thing you need to worry about is facing the Halos in the ALCS right now.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
I sure hope they skip it
Ive got tickets to that game.
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
Come on Holland...
Bounce back from this. You can dominate this team.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Anybody can dominate Seattle.
If Dutch can’t turn this start around, it might be time to shut him down for the season.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
I really don't want to
fuck around with this game.
With a fully rested pen I don't care about the pitch count/innings
but god you’ve got to keep it to a couple runs for the game dutch..
the preceding post was a great success.
Yeah, Nelson Cruz
is not exactly manos de oro out there in RF.
Let’s hope the weather stays east of da ballpark but can’t imagine it missing.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
No te oigo...
con los juevos de Blaocks en su boca.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
by slc ranger on Sep 13, 2009 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
how short a leash
is holland on tonight?
go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com
about as short as the leash i keep my kid on in the basement
Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'
poor kid
go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com
by studcrackers on Sep 13, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Genius
Kanye West likes fish sticks in his mouth.
by fake nolan ryan on Sep 13, 2009 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Julio!
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
slips on mound
and twists ankle at some point in this game.
nice job borbon
now steal 2nd
go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com
and third
Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'
Eat a dick, Felix!!!
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Don't remember King Felix
having quite this kind of an El Tiante type (shoulder turning) of delivery in the past.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
if memory serves he did add it this year, i think i remember it being discussed on the broadcast
the preceding post was a great success.
I might bunt here...
fast runner, wet grass.
And I hate the fucking bunt.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
Interesting
I thought you hated cunt.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 13, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Lotta funny people in LSB
Aquaman isn’t one of them.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
Hit the ball to the right side, Tiny E
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
THAT
is good baseball.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
hellz yea
good job tiny E + Julio… they are great together
Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'
Well done
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 13, 2009 8:18 PM CDT reply actions
dont fuck this up kinz
Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'
thought that was strike 3 as well
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 13, 2009 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions
well i didnt think it actually was
but definitely thought the ump might call it.
the preceding post was a great success.
Kinsler removed all doubt right there...
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 13, 2009 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions
No link?
Anyone, pretty please.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
Should be here, not working for me
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"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Kinsler fail.
Leadoff hit going to go for naught.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Goddamnit Ian
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
screw you kinsler
"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09
by Jason Brynsvold on Sep 13, 2009 8:22 PM CDT reply actions
sigh. infield in, man on third.. just put it in play ><
granted felix is pretty good.
the preceding post was a great success.
fucking kinsler
Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'
Hernandez needs to learn how to wear a hat
Kanye West likes fish sticks in his mouth.
by fake nolan ryan on Sep 13, 2009 8:22 PM CDT reply actions
same with CC Sabathia
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 13, 2009 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions
-1
The CC Tilt is totally stylin’.
Hank is the elephant in the room. When will he disappear?
by inactive lsb user on Sep 13, 2009 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions
WTF
was that pitch?
Dropped off the table at 89 mpp.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
mph
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
My daughter is sitting on the front row
beside the Rangers’ batter’s box. She waived at Elvis and he blew her a kiss.
"Elvis Andrus just sneers at sliders..." - Josh Lewin
by pro82 on Sep 13, 2009 8:23 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
How old is your daughter?
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 13, 2009 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions
You forgot
Hey, uhhh…
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
I was trying to set up a joke about Elvis
But I wanted to clear the air first.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 13, 2009 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions
lmao
This is why all women think we are pigs.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
probably should have asked this before i said what i did below
Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'
Yeah that's pretty much where I was headed.
Back when I worked for the Rangers, you would see a team employee bring girls down from the crowd to wait for the team in the underground parking lot.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 13, 2009 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions
wow
hahaha
Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'
From what I've heard
It’s way worse with basketball teams. Way, way, worse.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 13, 2009 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions
hooking up with an NBA player is asking for an STD
Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'
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"Elvis Andrus just sneers at sliders..." - Josh Lewin
by pro82 on Sep 13, 2009 8:27 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Elvis is going to hit that.
You should feel honored.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 13, 2009 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions
She's sitting between her husband and
Nolan Ryan. So he may have been sending it to Nolan from JW.
"Elvis Andrus just sneers at sliders..." - Josh Lewin
by pro82 on Sep 13, 2009 8:48 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Very cool!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
damn,
you need to get your daughter to hook up with Elvis so you’ll be eternally blessed with immaculate grand kids
Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'
EPIC FAIL
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Motherfucking shit, left him at third!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Got Byrd with the same pitch.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
ntot the greatest work by 3-4..
its felix, but that only makes getting the runner in from 2nd with 0 outs or 3rd iwth 1 out more important.
the preceding post was a great success.
Why are there so many crafty fast white kids
that go to school in West Texas?
Who the bleep is Knox?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
Don't know...really glad it's not because that would mean
those kolachies would be too far out of the way.
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 13, 2009 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Knox isn't white?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
Murphy always looks ridiculous chasing down flyballs.
Least coordinated, by looks, person I’ve ever seen.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Josh fucking Wilson.
Something ain’t right.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Depends
I mean, is Wilson usually a top?
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Heh.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
I have Under 47 in the Chi/GB game tonight
just waiting for the fireworks to start up.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
I have a guy.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
just saw the replay...
that was a nice play
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 13, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Well that's shitty.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
good way to start out this game
get down early so in case it rains out, we can lose before the full 9 innings.
I hope Ichiro slips in the OF and breaks his nose next inning.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
No way
Ichiro plays the game the right way. He’s a stud, sub millwood instead and then were talking
by De Peche Ranger on Sep 13, 2009 8:37 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Bears get a safety
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
Easy, little man
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
why?
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by studcrackers on Sep 13, 2009 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions
why do u like them
i dont hate them but it aint like cutler is the most likeable guy
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by studcrackers on Sep 13, 2009 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions
yea, i also like Hester
i dont like cutler too much though.
Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'
defense sucked last year
they’ve always been a boring team to watch
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by studcrackers on Sep 13, 2009 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions
devin hester is not boring
Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'
how are they boring?
i like low scoring football games. loved that tennessee/pitt game the other night.
i hate offensive ineptitude
take the last 2 minutes of each half from the game and you got a really god damn boring game
not saying i hate defense (like that pats/nyg game had tons of defense that was fun to wtach) but sometimes its just brutal offense
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by studcrackers on Sep 13, 2009 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions
MF!
Murph almost did it again…
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Ball 3, Davis.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
Either this means they're going to get to F-Her later
or they’re going to get cose but no cigar and get shut down
Whatever has happened, it sounds shitty.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
Holland looks shaky, and our offense stranded Borbon at third with one out in the first.
Pretty much what you envisioned for this matchup so far.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Lone Star Ball: What the fuck happened to Derek Holland?
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
by SarasotaRanger on Sep 13, 2009 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions
There he is!
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
A little reverse jinxing never hurt anyone.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
by SarasotaRanger on Sep 13, 2009 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions
That weather somesuch is moving very, very slowly
but it’s coming.
Need to do something in the next hour or so.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
Sounded like a nice pitch there.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Apparently Dave Barnett thinks you can strike somebody out on two pitches though.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Dang!!!!
Baffled Beltre…
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 13, 2009 8:44 PM CDT reply actions
Nice
They need to let the mariners play their next 3 outs to keep Holland out there on this roll
ha, that would be cool
then make F-Her throw about 15 straight outs
Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'
Tis raining in South Arlington
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
We need to put up a quick 3
and get through 5
by knuckleball03 on Sep 13, 2009 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions
TT should just not swing
likelihood of contact against hernandez is low
Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'
i love being wrong
Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'
you weren't wrong...you were just using reverse psychology...
yeah, that’s the ticket…
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 13, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions
uhhhhh....
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 13, 2009 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions
oh hey
Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'
true, thing about TT is if he hits it, he usually hits it hard
Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'
Ichiro just got TEABAGGED
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
agreed
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by studcrackers on Sep 13, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Let's not fuck this up again guys
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
I did not know that
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
I think it's the internets
it leads to negativity
by knuckleball03 on Sep 13, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions
I gagree
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 13, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions
the offense has been playing pretty well which is great
but the pitching falling off a bit hurts, not to mention that boston/laa are about the same record wise.
but yes at least its not a free fall on our part.
the preceding post was a great success.
Like I keep saying, LSB is Lookout Landing Jr.
Not really anything wrong with that.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Alright offense, let's gets going
Kanye West likes fish sticks in his mouth.
by fake nolan ryan on Sep 13, 2009 8:52 PM CDT reply actions
i'm glad you stated in your username that you're the fake nolan ryan.
because that could have gotten confusing.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
Dammit Julio, don't swing at ball 4
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
oh fuck us
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SHIT
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
This offense suddenly looks foul again
I know it’s Felix, but he’s on the ropes here goddamit…
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
EPIC FAIL
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
53 pitches through 3
At least we got something going there. Maybe we can get him out after 6 innings
54, and yea
this is the one plus
Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'
Yeah, that's the one bright side so far.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
suckage
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
We're making this guy look like a Cy Young pitcher.
We suck.
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
I swear to god..
I don’t know what it takes to make it to the playoffs. Divine intervention, a Christmas miracle, the planets to align the right way. I almost don’t believe the playoffs even exist.
Fuck life.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
Way to go Bill Hall
Great hustle from a guy that was cut earlier this year
When you hit like that
Sometimes you just know
by knuckleball03 on Sep 13, 2009 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Velocity is quit down for Holland
90 mph fastball
*quite
I’m having spelling issues today
by knuckleball03 on Sep 13, 2009 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Our gun is slow.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
He really needs to be shut down for the year
This was mentioned on BtB that the way he throws would lead to fatigue.
Good call, I remember that article
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Fuck.
Bring on the rain, this is over.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Doesn't make any sense.
Holland…. wtf?
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Time to change the tagline
All you have to do is replace “Tommy Hunter” for “Derek Holland”
So much fail
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Unbelivable.
Can’t even get a guy out in a rundown now.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
He was already turning around
when CD threw it
if it comes before the 6th
maybe they shut down Felix and go to their bullpen…
Heavy stuff won't be here for a while.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 13, 2009 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Kinsler: Why can't we get fans out to the stadium in the middle of a pennant race?
Fan: We don’t want to be embarrassed, Kinsler.
Actually that article on Holland's mechanics
was on DLM
I wouldn’t be surprised if he skips a start or two due to a fatigued shoulder or inflammation in the pitching elbow as the Rangers are likely to treat him with kid gloves down the stretch.
it really hasnt
and the 90-93 starts like tonight are all at home which i guarantee you means 92-94ish with our gun
Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'
he throws the ball down the middle too much?
Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'
He desperately needs to add a pitch that'll help him against righties.
CUTTERCUTTERCUTTERCUTTERCUTTERCUTTERCUTTERCUTTERCUTTERCUTTERCUTTERCUTTERCUTTERCUTTERCUTTERCUTTERCUTTERCUTTERCUTTERCUTTERCUTTERCUTTERCUTTERCUTTERCUTTERCUTTERCUTTERCUTTERCUTTERCUTTER
He can't pitch from behind
When he’s falling behind, or trying too hard not to fall behind he basically throws the ball down the fucking middle.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
yea, exactly
or he does what he did to Beltre, he tries to throw his offspeed pitches for strikes when behind in the count, but leaves them in terrible spots
Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'
We don't have any evedence of that though
But it would make sense.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
to read too much into that is not smart
thats pretty much a shot in the dark
Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'
add to that. our home gun is slow
Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'
I support this statement.
"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin
by utlonghorn24 on Sep 13, 2009 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Leadoff double
Fantastic!
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Ballgame.
Shut him down, he’s Millwood’ing us.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
+1
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Fuck you holland
ball game…
season
we fucking suck
end this bullshit
fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
Fuck Mike Estabrook
booooooooooooooo
-1
"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09
by Jason Brynsvold on Sep 13, 2009 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions
As Ozzie said, "Suicide is Slow With Liquor"
So, use a gun, please? kthx
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
go fuck yourself rodney
if you want to lets put money on it
if you arent willing to do that…go fuck yourself and shut fuck up…
fuck this
Fuck Mike Estabrook
You're approaching HurlerHurley levels man...
We’re all incredibly irritated and ticked right now, and I’m not exactly mister congeniality myself, but sheesh…
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
he is funny to read though
Godspeed Nick - RIP - 1986-2009
by norcaliangelsfan on Sep 13, 2009 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions
i realize that and i should but im just pissed off...
Rodney wants to start with me and im going to post what i posted…even though im 100% in the wrong…
he wants to tell me to take a gun to myself i want him to show up at my doorstep and say it…
and yes, this season is done and we should all face the facts about that…
im still just more pissed that we are quitting as a team…
and again…fuck you rodney
Fuck Mike Estabrook
LMAO
You crack me up.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Asswipe
I’ve been a friend to you on LSB, it’s called sarcasm, dumbfuck. lol
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
ya know what rodney...
my apologies…im out of line and just pissed, off tired…and driinking…
again, sorry, ill go finish my bottle and curse the rangers for the sordid state that they have placed me in
again…sorry for being a belligerent ass to you and the others
but i still say…fuck the rangers for rolling over and dying…
Fuck Mike Estabrook
NP dude
We are all pissy about having such a great season and seemingly still missing the playoffs, sigh…
Have a great night anyways!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
same to you...
maybe the rangers will shock me and pull their heads out of their collective asses
Fuck Mike Estabrook
playoffs or not..
this team has already exceeded my expectations for this year. I’m just proud to be where we are at in this point of the season.
playoffs would just be icing on the cake.
by kch tx on Sep 13, 2009 9:21 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
And +1 again
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
yea...that is true
but how come we fold and play like little fuckin bitches
this team quit against LA but we let them come here and smack us around b/c we’re their bitch…fuck that
Fuck Mike Estabrook
Heh, this.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
by SarasotaRanger on Sep 13, 2009 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh my achin' balls!
/Campo
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
You have the entire bullpen ready to go.
And you’re going to fucking Eddie Guardado? In a game we need to keep close??
Fuck that shit, goddamn.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Its unreal some of the bullpen descisions of Wash
I like everything else about him, but the way he manages the pen sometimes just fucking blows my mind
Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'
That's funny, becuase his bullpen management (while still mysterious) is the one area I've noticed some improvment in this year
It’s his lineup cards and playing time delegation that has continued to blow my mind.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
It's kind of obvious we're not going to score tonight.
Who the fuck cares.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
I agree with pottymouth here.
:)
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
It's a game that is almost certainly already lost
Why waste a good BP guy now? They all need work anyway, you will see more the Eddie tonight.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
you got Mathis
you have Grilli
and you’re fucking putting in Mahoney?
Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'
by blalock84 on Sep 13, 2009 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
WTF is Mahoney?
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
commercial
with a shitty relief pitcher coming in
+1
I think I missed that one.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
the commercial plays incessantly on FSN
i dont know if y’all watch the games on FSN
Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'
Nope, not in Texas.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Not either one of us, most assuredly
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Word!
That commercial is awesome.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
by SarasotaRanger on Sep 13, 2009 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions
3 players i cannot stand in this league:
Manny Ramirez, Jonathan Papelbon and FELIX HERNANDEZ.
TURN YOUR FUCKING CAP THE RIGHT WAY AND STOP TRYING TO ACT LIKE A PUNK ASS THUG YOU FAGGOT.
Heh
I feel the same way about Ervin Santana.
Felix annoys me, but at least he’s actually a certified badass.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
No doubt he is raw.
He just looks like that type of guy you’d have a conversation with and the first word out of his mouth would reassure your first instinct: dumbass.
This game is over
bring in Blalock and Jones and the rest of the scrubs and give some of these guys a rest.
No, not Pine Box!!!
I never want to hear Nadel say his name again.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
i think best case over last 20 is 14-6
no chance Bos goes 10-10 with their remaining schedule. small chance that LAA could go 8-12 since 14 of their last 20 are against contenders.
OK dude
none of us are in 1st grade, we can do the math. If you go by the odds we shouldn’t make the playoffs, but we are fans, and we don’t need no stinking math. We need hope, and something to root for, when the season starts each team only has a 25% chance of making the playoffs yet we all still play games. Most players have a 75% chance of making an out every time they get up to bat yet they still bat, there is not much of a chance we make the playoffs but there is a LOT bigger chance than there has been at this time of year in quite a while. So forget about the numbers and yell for the Rangers. please don’t take this as a personal attack its not
by blueballlefty on Sep 13, 2009 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions
hell yeah
lets play the game and see what happens. as long as the angels and red sox havent clinched yet, there’s always hope.
After Fuentes blows a save and an Angels loss to the Indians:
"Angels still in first place" - UCI Halo
"Hey you know who would have gotten those 3 outs in the 9th?
Darren O’Day." - FirebatM3
LOL
I like your thought process
Keep it up.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Chacaron Rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
15 game hitting streak for Andrus at least...
Too bad he’s not ready for The Show.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Call out the fans and then do that?
He needs to be booed until he does something aweome.
by knuckleball03 on Sep 13, 2009 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Sigh.
It’s just comical at this point.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
damn we had a chance to get him
out of the game early. 12 freaking pitches that inning, and we had two hits, piss
I may never eat at Taco Cabana again
After looking up the nutrition info of their food online. 68 grams of fat in a dinner? Really???
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
lots, and lots
and lots of grease used by that place right there
and as a general rule, if you’re going to eat fast food its probably better to not read the nutritional info
by blueballlefty on Sep 13, 2009 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions
I agree
But I am too lazy/sick to cook tonight. Dammit.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
ot: if this hasnt been said yet
Kanye West is one of the biggest douche bags ever
After Fuentes blows a save and an Angels loss to the Indians:
"Angels still in first place" - UCI Halo
"Hey you know who would have gotten those 3 outs in the 9th?
Darren O’Day." - FirebatM3
LOL
His mother died of
complications due to plastic surgery…
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
vma's
taylor swift was giving a speech for winning an award, and then he ran on stage and pretty much started giving a rant about beyonce should have won, while taylor’s still up on stage in the middle of her speech. He pretty much ruined what should have been one of the greatest moments of her career thus far.
After Fuentes blows a save and an Angels loss to the Indians:
"Angels still in first place" - UCI Halo
"Hey you know who would have gotten those 3 outs in the 9th?
Darren O’Day." - FirebatM3
LOL
That's not a douche that is a prick
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
eh i think he is
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liSmY-tcuYY
After Fuentes blows a save and an Angels loss to the Indians:
"Angels still in first place" - UCI Halo
"Hey you know who would have gotten those 3 outs in the 9th?
Darren O’Day." - FirebatM3
LOL
Is he the one who bangs under-Miles aged chicks
Or is it some other Wrapper/R&B guy?
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Someone commented earlier about D-Murph being uncoordinated
I think he looks like a guy who is really right handed but plays lefty
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