Game 144 Game Day Thread
Oakland Athletics at Texas Rangers, Sep 15, 2009 7:05 PM CDT
Go Rangers...
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@LoneStarDugout U.S. beat Japan 4-2 today. Justin Smoak: 1/2, 1 HR, 2 walks. Yep, another homer. That’s six in five games for him.
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 15, 2009 6:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
wow
that is crazy. smoak loves him some international baseball
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
by NothinG on Sep 15, 2009 6:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fixed
smoak loves him some international baseball T-ball
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 15, 2009 6:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sickels on Smoak:
Justin Smoak: Smoak was the 11th overall pick in the draft, from the University of South Carolina. I thought this was a great bargain for the Rangers; I loved his bat and had him ranked ahead of all college hitters except Alvarez and Buster Posey before the draft. He got off to a great start at Double-A Frisco, hitting .328/.449/.481 with 39 walks and just 35 strikeouts in 183 at-bats. However, he strained an oblique muscle in June, and while he came back quickly he wasn’t the same afterward. The Rangers promoted him aggressively to Triple-A Oklahoma City where he hit .244/.363/.360 in 54 games, continuing to show good plate discipline but lacking power. Overall he hit .290/.410/.443 with 12 homers, 75 walks, and 81 strikeouts in 386 at-bats. I still like Smoak a lot, and suspect that the oblique hampered his performance much of the summer. He retained command of the strike zone even when struggling. However, hopes that he would be ready in 2010 have to be tempered; he’ll need more Triple-A time.
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 15, 2009 6:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm fine with that...
and damn as he been on fire for Team USA. Another bomb today. I’m fine with him spending another couple months in OKC to start next year. Hopefully he will rake and force the Rangers to call him up sooner, but the lack of power was a littlle bit of a concern for me this year. If his oblique was the cause of that loss of power that would be good news.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
by slc ranger on Sep 15, 2009 6:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
+1
He starts the season in AAA, we get another year of control. That’s not a bad thing at all.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 15, 2009 6:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yep
BTW, Chris Carter of the A’s is going to be a huge pain in the ass for us in the future.
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 15, 2009 6:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Please Win Tonight
Please score runs. Guaranteed to make up ground, just WIN DAMNIT!
by ravscloC on Sep 15, 2009 6:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
who starts tonight?
mccarthy?
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by studcrackers on Sep 15, 2009 6:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
yup
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 15, 2009 6:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I need my Feliz fix
I want some Happy time.
by jdh90 on Sep 15, 2009 6:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
GoTeam.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
by Ryin A on Sep 15, 2009 6:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
yep
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 15, 2009 6:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah I guess
I think we have a better chance of making up games with LAA than Boston.
by jdh90 on Sep 15, 2009 6:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I absolutely want LAAA
Last night with LAAA and NYY being on, I pointed out to my gf (a Red Sox fan) that I wasn’t sure who to root for since I hate NYY so much. I decided to pull for NYY, which ticked her off a tiny bit. I said “look, I want the Angels, not you…. That didn’t come out like I intended.”
Remember Red, hope is a good thing. Maybe the best of things. And no good thing ever dies.
by WyoRanger on Sep 15, 2009 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
'stones. Nice.
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
by AceJC on Sep 15, 2009 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Go B-Mac!
Fuck the A’s!
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 15, 2009 6:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Time to nut up or shut up.
Get it done.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
by TxStCa on Sep 15, 2009 6:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
How long is Youk out ?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
by Ryin A on Sep 15, 2009 6:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
LETS DO THIS SHIT
stretch run right here. If you want it go fucking get it.
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by iorange555 on Sep 15, 2009 6:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Quit losing,
fuckers.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
by SarasotaRanger on Sep 15, 2009 6:27 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
or love after love?
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 15, 2009 6:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I CAN FEEL SOMETHING INSIDE ME SAYING
I REALLY DON’T THINK YOU’RE STRONG ENOUGH OOOOOH.
by jdh90 on Sep 15, 2009 6:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
What am I supposed to do?
Sit around and wait for you
by ravscloC on Sep 15, 2009 6:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i think Boston needs to sweep the Angels
and we can win our games. then i feel more control because we have 7 games head to head. Go Boston sweep the F#$%ING Angels
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
by NothinG on Sep 15, 2009 6:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
If we win each of our remaining games and LAA loses theirs
how far behind would we be when they come to town?
by jdh90 on Sep 15, 2009 6:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
3.5
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
by TxStCa on Sep 15, 2009 6:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait, it was 3.5 before last night...
so 4.5 now, right?
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
by TxStCa on Sep 15, 2009 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like your youthful exuberance.
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 15, 2009 6:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 15, 2009 6:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
We most certainly are
Just not in 2009.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 15, 2009 6:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Would someone please go down to the dugout
and tell the Rangers that they are playing at home, in the “launching pad” that is TBiA? That would be helpful. Perhaps Face will deliver that message for us.
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
by AceJC on Sep 15, 2009 6:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I think they need a good ol pep talk
one where there is a lot of raw emotion to get themselves psyched.
Some of these players have to realize that they could possibly be on one of the greatest Ranger teams of all time in the next few years.
by jdh90 on Sep 15, 2009 6:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck the A's.
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 15, 2009 6:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
This
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 15, 2009 6:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rec it.
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 15, 2009 6:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hah
Right before the game started yesterday I was next to Sweeney by the dugout, he was talking to one of his buddies in the stand for a good 10min while at the same time signing autographs for all the kids.
Only part of conversation I heard was that he’s getting married soon and he’s on Cloud 9. UGH!
by ravscloC on Sep 15, 2009 6:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Millie and the line up
from Jeff Wilson..
The Rangers will keep Kevin Millwood out of their rotation plans the rest of the homestand as they give him more time to work on some mechanical changes he is making to alter his string of poor performances. The right-hander won’t pitch until either Monday or next Tuesday at Oakland. Left-hander Derek Holland will pitch Sunday against the Angels.
Julio Borbon, lf
Michael Young, dh
David “I wish I could hit RHP better than Nellie” Murphy, rf
Marlon Byrd, cf
Ian Kinsler, 2b
Chris Davis, 1b
Ivan Rodriguez, c
Esteban German, 3b
Elvis Andrus, ss
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year
by RangerMad on Sep 15, 2009 6:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Holy fuck
HOLLAND???????????????
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 15, 2009 6:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
So much for Dutch starting Monday to get more rest
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 15, 2009 6:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It doesn't really matter since our playoff chances are done anyways
by robert_d_wilfong on Sep 15, 2009 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, it could for Dutch
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 15, 2009 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also, holy shit that lineup fucking blows.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 15, 2009 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This lineup is depressing.
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
by lost in space on Sep 15, 2009 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't get what Cruz did to Wash...
seriously? David Murphy in the 3 hole? I like Murph, but not in the 3 hole. Maybe 6 or 7 at most.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
by TxStCa on Sep 15, 2009 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
.820 ops this year batting 3rd
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year
by RangerMad on Sep 15, 2009 6:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't care about stats. /Josey
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
by TxStCa on Sep 15, 2009 6:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Plus Murph is batting .666 against Gonzalez with a 1.333 OPS.
In three AB’s. heheh.
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
by AceJC on Sep 15, 2009 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
sunday could be a huge day.
If we win the first two games against the angels. Then a sweep would be in the hands of Holland. I can see the crowd getting behind him it’d be magical. Unless he continues to suck then it’d just suck.
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by iorange555 on Sep 15, 2009 6:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
umm
“What crowd?” said Ian
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year
by RangerMad on Sep 15, 2009 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It will be packed this weekend
They sold lots of tickets to those games the last few weeks.
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 15, 2009 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No matter what ian said.
If we have a chance for the sweep sunday it could sell out
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by iorange555 on Sep 15, 2009 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hopefully a sweep this weekend would mean something great
Here’s to hoping for a miracle on grass.
by jdh90 on Sep 15, 2009 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is not getting shutout 3 games in a row considered a miracle?
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
by lost in space on Sep 15, 2009 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope he's setup for the sweep.
I could see him going into one a “Clear The Mechanism” games and just go ape shit on the Angels.
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
by AceJC on Sep 15, 2009 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I want the A's to sweep the series. I need to get this hope out of my system.
by oc on Sep 15, 2009 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Then I want the Rangers to win two out of three from the Angels and the city can cry about how great a season this was and how the future is so bright
by oc on Sep 15, 2009 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just want to see them play good baseball from here on out
So I can enjoy the last few games of 2009.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 15, 2009 6:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shut and go root
for you’re sorry ass Royals.
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 15, 2009 6:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shut up*
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 15, 2009 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wish they'd pull out the red unis for the rest of the stretch
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on Sep 15, 2009 6:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
They need to go all white unis with blue hats.
Just reminds me of Nolan pounding on Ventura. That’s what we need to do to the rest of our opponents for the rest of the year.
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
by AceJC on Sep 15, 2009 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
+ alot
Don’t know why they haven’t worn them more this year.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
by SarasotaRanger on Sep 15, 2009 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Huge crowd tonight.
Damn, not an empty seat in the house.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
by TxStCa on Sep 15, 2009 7:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Joking?
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 15, 2009 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Last night was 13,669
Think they’ll be more tonight?
by ravscloC on Sep 15, 2009 7:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hell no.
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
by lost in space on Sep 15, 2009 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Interesting
ed_price: New at FanHouse: Angels Closer Fuentes Will Have to Share Ninth Inning With Rookie Jepsen http://bit.ly/18RqRw
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 15, 2009 7:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
huh
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 15, 2009 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did he get a hit
I wasn’t really paying attention.
by jdh90 on Sep 15, 2009 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes he did
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by iorange555 on Sep 15, 2009 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why is it so stunning the Rangers haven't hit well still
it’s been the case all year.
by jdh90 on Sep 15, 2009 7:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
You're really just now stunned at the Rangers offensive woes Josh?
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 15, 2009 7:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He's been studying for Charger games, leave him alone.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
by Ryin A on Sep 15, 2009 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
davis is fast i forgot he was batting
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by iorange555 on Sep 15, 2009 7:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Bad throw, bad pick
Come the fuck on guys.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 15, 2009 7:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
b-mac is not throwing as hard
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by iorange555 on Sep 15, 2009 7:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I said as hard.
I didn’t say he wasn’t throwing hard period.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 15, 2009 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ELVIS
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 15, 2009 7:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i'll take it
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 15, 2009 7:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Gameday is showing almost all changeups
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 15, 2009 7:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
wow
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 15, 2009 7:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Will Feliz still be considered a rookie next year?
by jdh90 on Sep 15, 2009 7:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Should be
He won’t reach 50 innings this year
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 15, 2009 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't believe so
Too many days on the roster
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year
by RangerMad on Sep 15, 2009 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Does that matter
I thought it was about ABs or IPs
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 15, 2009 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
45 days on roster and you are no longer a rookie
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year
by RangerMad on Sep 15, 2009 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Days DO matter
Can’t be more than 45 while roster is at 25 man limit. He was called up in August. So 30 days. Games in September do not count.
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 15, 2009 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Our defense is going into operation shutdown too
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 15, 2009 7:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It doesn't matter since they're playoff chances are done.
by robert_d_wilfong on Sep 15, 2009 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Stop imitating Texas_dawg.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 15, 2009 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
SHUT THE FUCK UP
GET YOUR EMO ASS OUTTA HERE.
by jdh90 on Sep 15, 2009 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's a bit
He’s bidding for a slot on my troll script.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 15, 2009 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
StopRobertK?ThxBai.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
by SarasotaRanger on Sep 15, 2009 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey JD?
Esteban German sucks at fielding.
by GoDMurphy on Sep 15, 2009 7:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Put a dress on me and punch me in the face.
What is this fucking shit? Losing again???
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
by SarasotaRanger on Sep 15, 2009 7:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
lets fucking score a lot
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by iorange555 on Sep 15, 2009 7:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Just got a text from a friend.
“Fuck Kinsler, Lazy ass bitch.”
I agree.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
by TxStCa on Sep 15, 2009 7:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
dead on...you know he's outta here first chance he gets
by texasrfan on Sep 15, 2009 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not so sure about that
He took a really team friendly contract.
by jdh90 on Sep 15, 2009 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Have you seen him play or the way he acts?
He’s out of here. Not enough people in the stands for Ian “Premadonna” Kinsler.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
by TxStCa on Sep 15, 2009 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Have you've seen the passion he displays at times?
Did you forget about this?

by jdh90 on Sep 15, 2009 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ok...
Tex showed passion too….and….what happened?
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
by TxStCa on Sep 15, 2009 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he did?
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by studcrackers on Sep 15, 2009 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Every player shows passion...
there might not be a cool .gif of it, but I’m pretty sure Tex said “Fuck Yeah” after a big play to end the game…
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
by TxStCa on Sep 15, 2009 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he's just frustrated
and said some un-diplomatic stuff… he’s young and talented and not going anywhere anytime soon…
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
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by WhipSmart on Sep 15, 2009 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
SCORE A RUN FOR FUCKING ONCE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
by SarasotaRanger on Sep 15, 2009 7:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Over/under 10
times Josh mentions that “it’s not over yet”.
by jdh90 on Sep 15, 2009 7:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
under, but not by much
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
by SarasotaRanger on Sep 15, 2009 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
6.94 era on the road
so i expect 2 runs 4 hits in 7 innings with 6 k’s
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by studcrackers on Sep 15, 2009 7:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
there we go
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 15, 2009 7:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Good job Julio
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 15, 2009 7:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'd love to see Borbon or Andrus
pull a Willie Mays Hayes and steal 2nd, 3rd and home…
built for fun…
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
by WhipSmart on Sep 15, 2009 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
19 Scoreless innings
ok, FOTF… let’s end this streak!!
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
by WhipSmart on Sep 15, 2009 7:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
1st and 3rd..one out for the angels (mathis)
by texasrfan on Sep 15, 2009 7:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I wouldn't cry
if we could cut the WC to 3.5 tonight.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
by SarasotaRanger on Sep 15, 2009 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Stream
http://tinyurl.com/rangerstv (pw: rangers — no audio)
by joemccarthy on Sep 15, 2009 7:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Thanks Joe!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
by Rodney on Sep 15, 2009 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
2 of the 5 guys in that shot are bandwaggoners.
The guy with the Boston hat and the guy with the UT shirt. 2 of the 3 sports teams I hate the most.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
by TxStCa on Sep 15, 2009 7:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I hate TU
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
by Rodney on Sep 15, 2009 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tarleton?
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
by WhipSmart on Sep 15, 2009 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Texas University
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
by Rodney on Sep 15, 2009 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn, he got a good jump there.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
by SarasotaRanger on Sep 15, 2009 7:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Kurt Suzuku sucks at throwing guys out too, IIRC
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 15, 2009 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, he does.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
by SarasotaRanger on Sep 15, 2009 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
A popup
Well, MY is already fitting right back in.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 15, 2009 7:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
BYRD FLY YOU BYRD
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 15, 2009 7:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Murphinatooooooooooooors,
mount up.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
by SarasotaRanger on Sep 15, 2009 7:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
We'll take it!
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 15, 2009 7:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yay
Come on Byrd.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 15, 2009 7:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
There we go...cmon Byrd
How bout one of those doubles here.
by texasrfan on Sep 15, 2009 7:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The gut goes with Murph. Good gut, good.
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
by AceJC on Sep 15, 2009 7:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Let's score some runs
Please?
by Powder Blue Red Shoe on Sep 15, 2009 7:30 PM CDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
see thats how you pick it kinsler
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 15, 2009 7:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
If they score this inning, I am opening a beer
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
by Rodney on Sep 15, 2009 7:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
If they don't score this inning, I am opening a beer
And having a shot of Bourbon.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
by Rodney on Sep 15, 2009 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
YOU SUCK BASTARD!!!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
by Rodney on Sep 15, 2009 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Double Steal.. C'mon Wash, it's do or die!
Grow a sack like you used to have and send those bitches!
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
by AceJC on Sep 15, 2009 7:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
boo
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 15, 2009 7:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Kinsler I'm calling you out you piece of
by texasrfan on Sep 15, 2009 7:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
!

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
by WhipSmart on Sep 15, 2009 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Looks like he's giving him the fan treatment.
Hey-o.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
by SarasotaRanger on Sep 15, 2009 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm so glad Marlon Byrd has to start every game while Cruz sits
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 15, 2009 7:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
you want fans. do something kinsler
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 15, 2009 7:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Here comes the shallow flyout.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
by SarasotaRanger on Sep 15, 2009 7:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
GO IKE!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
by Rodney on Sep 15, 2009 7:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Kinsler, I'm not cheering loud enough because
you aren’t hitting well enough. Do something about it.
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
by AceJC on Sep 15, 2009 7:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
This prick is getting more selfish day by day
by texasrfan on Sep 15, 2009 7:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Huh?
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 15, 2009 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm starting to mark this guy as a troll.
by jdh90 on Sep 15, 2009 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ya' think?
lol
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
by Rodney on Sep 15, 2009 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
please ian
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 15, 2009 7:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
This is gonna be a 4 hour game
Damn Edgar is sloooooowwwwwww
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
by Rodney on Sep 15, 2009 7:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
this will not end well
go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com
by studcrackers on Sep 15, 2009 7:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Kinsler swinging so hard, he almost falls down...
I’m ready to call his ass out as much as he calls out the fans. Situational hitting. Learn to swing for contact and get RBI’s, ass.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
by SarasotaRanger on Sep 15, 2009 7:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
"It's my swing"
I don’t know anything but homeruns and flyouts. I’m Ian Kinsler.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
by TxStCa on Sep 15, 2009 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you fucking bitch
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 15, 2009 7:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCKING ASS...just hit a line drive there bitch
by texasrfan on Sep 15, 2009 7:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Rough day in HS today, huh?
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
by Rodney on Sep 15, 2009 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Actually work for UNT athletics dick
by texasrfan on Sep 15, 2009 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ladies VB, I'm sure
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
by Rodney on Sep 15, 2009 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ha ha ha
You haven’t been paying attention. Ian hit LDs about as often as Blalock draws a BB.
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year
by RangerMad on Sep 15, 2009 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've been watching all year man..shit is old but you'd think he'd make...
some sacrifices with the way we’re playing.
by texasrfan on Sep 15, 2009 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kinsler needs to go back to his black bats
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 15, 2009 7:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Cavemen commercials...
I think they just jumped the shark for the 17th time.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
by SarasotaRanger on Sep 15, 2009 7:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
They jumped the shark 10 second through thr first one
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 15, 2009 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I agree, but somebody must've liked them
because they’ve never stopped.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
by SarasotaRanger on Sep 15, 2009 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
How long did that sitcom they tried to make out of them last?
5 episodes?
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 15, 2009 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
OT: Anyone's yahoo mail suck ass lately?
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
by Rodney on Sep 15, 2009 7:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
and i've been doing just fine and i gotta
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 15, 2009 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Negative, sir.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
by SarasotaRanger on Sep 15, 2009 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sheesh, I've had many, many "Sorry for the inconveinence" messages today
on multiple PCs…hmmm.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
by Rodney on Sep 15, 2009 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh yeah, yesterday I could open a simple word doc
Had to run back to office and transfer via flash drive
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
by Rodney on Sep 15, 2009 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, mines been real slow
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 15, 2009 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol elvis
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 15, 2009 7:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Melvis?
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 15, 2009 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wish Elvis would win ROY.
He is a such a disaster.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
by TxStCa on Sep 15, 2009 7:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
called that same fucking pitch for them ump
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 15, 2009 7:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Dice-K looking good..shutout through 6. Come alive Red Sox bats
by texasrfan on Sep 15, 2009 7:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
WHO CARES`
THE RANGERS AREN’T GOING TO THE PLAYOFFSONE
by jdh90 on Sep 15, 2009 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
WARS
Elvis, 2.9
Andrew Bailey 2.1
Waddya know, Josh and TAG nailed one.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 15, 2009 7:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
WAR isn't really a good metric
unless you have multiple years.
However, I’m certain Elvis’s WAR will be substantially better throughout their careers.
by jdh90 on Sep 15, 2009 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, Elvis beats him in RAR and dollar value too
So at least the conclusion is pretty consistent.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 15, 2009 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i think we're the only ones who can hit lackey
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 15, 2009 7:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Come on B-Mac
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 15, 2009 7:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
*shaking*
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 15, 2009 7:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Brandon's gotta be at like 45 pitches by now
by texasrfan on Sep 15, 2009 7:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
48
Not gonna see the 5th at this rate
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 15, 2009 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Q!
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 15, 2009 7:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ugh
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 15, 2009 7:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Good grief
It’s frustrating. It’s frustrating.
by Powder Blue Red Shoe on Sep 15, 2009 7:46 PM CDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
The veterans on team are currently on 0-26 string.
Kinsler, Byrd, Pudge, Vizquel, M.Y
"We have a better chance to win with other guys in the lineup," said Blalock, who is hitting .190 the past 30 games. "That’s something I’ve got to deal with."
by diamond_dave on Sep 15, 2009 7:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wash needs a Kool
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
by Rodney on Sep 15, 2009 7:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Rajai Davis == Ranger Killer
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 15, 2009 7:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Built for fun.
If getting kicked in the nuts is fun.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
by TxStCa on Sep 15, 2009 7:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
What the fuck!
Throw a goddam strike, you brittle fuck!
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 15, 2009 7:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
holy fuck
Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee
by Baseball North on Sep 15, 2009 7:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Looks like BMac lost his release point
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
by Rodney on Sep 15, 2009 7:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Asian Kid already?
Wheeeeeee!!!!!!
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
by TxStCa on Sep 15, 2009 7:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
So you are down 1-0
and haven’t scored in 20 innings. How long will Wash stick with BMac?
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year
by RangerMad on Sep 15, 2009 7:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Walking in runs is so 2008 Brandon
Though it’s not like you would know…
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 15, 2009 7:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
x

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
by TxStCa on Sep 15, 2009 7:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He has absolutely no idea where the ball is going after it leaves his hand
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 15, 2009 7:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It's kind of like watching myself pitch, heh.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 15, 2009 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
cmon crowd... get off yur phone and yell
by texasrfan on Sep 15, 2009 7:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
One more strike
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 15, 2009 7:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Are the Cowboys playing today?
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
by TxStCa on Sep 15, 2009 7:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Cowboys suck
but I’m happy Romo did well for the sake of my fantasy team.
by jdh90 on Sep 15, 2009 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
phew
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 15, 2009 7:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
*whew*
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 15, 2009 7:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
WHEW
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 15, 2009 7:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hella range CD!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
by Rodney on Sep 15, 2009 7:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
thank god
Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee
by Baseball North on Sep 15, 2009 7:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
so who we rooting for now?
Sox right?
Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee
by Baseball North on Sep 15, 2009 7:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
yes
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 15, 2009 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
alright just fucking score. a lot. beat the shit out of the ball
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 15, 2009 7:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nolan does not look enthused with this display.
And didn’t Gio shut us out or something earlier in the year in Oakland?
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
by TxStCa on Sep 15, 2009 7:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
basehit pudge
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 15, 2009 7:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Pudge says he's sorry.
He took BP with Ian today.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
by TxStCa on Sep 15, 2009 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
what the fuck is going on. come on
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 15, 2009 7:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
0-27 vets
"We have a better chance to win with other guys in the lineup," said Blalock, who is hitting .190 the past 30 games. "That’s something I’ve got to deal with."
by diamond_dave on Sep 15, 2009 7:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ok its 87 german don't act like it' 100
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 15, 2009 7:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It's Edgar Fucking Gonzalez, for Fucks Sake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
by Rodney on Sep 15, 2009 7:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Holy shit you're funny
recycling other people’s jokes and such
shut the fuck up.
by jdh90 on Sep 15, 2009 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, I made a buttload of money today.
You?
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
by Rodney on Sep 15, 2009 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm a loser...
But dont ever question my passion for the Rangers! This place is to bitch and moan and that’s all I was doing earlier.
by texasrfan on Sep 15, 2009 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ok, truce.
SWAK!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
by Rodney on Sep 15, 2009 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You really haven't seen Dan Uggla play second base, have ya TAG
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 15, 2009 7:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
REALLY? FUCKING REALLY? 89 MPH SHIT YOU CAN'T HIT? fucking ass
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 15, 2009 7:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
And...
Fuck Rudy.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
by Rodney on Sep 15, 2009 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Holy shit, the innings over already?
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 15, 2009 7:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Tee time in A.M. can't spend all night at the park.
"We have a better chance to win with other guys in the lineup," said Blalock, who is hitting .190 the past 30 games. "That’s something I’ve got to deal with."
by diamond_dave on Sep 15, 2009 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh my fucking gooooo shitballs
Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee
by Baseball North on Sep 15, 2009 7:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh, my achin' balls!
/Campo
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
by Rodney on Sep 15, 2009 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
TBiA. Launching pad. Jet Stream. 2nd most HR's in the league.
Any of this ringing a bell you sorry fucks?!?
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
by AceJC on Sep 15, 2009 7:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't know why
But that struck me as freakin’ Hi-larious!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
by Rodney on Sep 15, 2009 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Third-worst OBP in the AL
I forgive you Milton Bradley.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 15, 2009 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn nice stretch CD
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
by Rodney on Sep 15, 2009 8:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
SCORE YOU SORRY PEOPLE WITH BATS
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 15, 2009 8:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Give me a bat
I’ll go ape shit on the ball.
by jdh90 on Sep 15, 2009 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
alright numnuts
time to let your testicles decend
Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee
by Baseball North on Sep 15, 2009 8:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey, that guy's gonna get some tonight
Fo’ sho’!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
by Rodney on Sep 15, 2009 8:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Pile on
Do we really have to watch goosebump-inducing commercials for the postseason between these nut-kicking innings?
by Powder Blue Red Shoe on Sep 15, 2009 8:05 PM CDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
Do they still have their stupid postseason blogger commercials going this year?
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 15, 2009 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Haven't seen any so far.
Just compilation of highlights.
by GoDMurphy on Sep 15, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thak god
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 15, 2009 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
JBImaknee called
He wants his avvy back.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
by Rodney on Sep 15, 2009 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
this is actually causing physical pain, watching this so called team to hit
Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee
by Baseball North on Sep 15, 2009 8:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
WHAT???
MY out already?
Fuck!!!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
by Rodney on Sep 15, 2009 8:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
But Nellie is in the lineup now
:)
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
by Rodney on Sep 15, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know for as bad as the field looked about a month ago...
it looks amazing tonight. All that rain does miracles.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
by TxStCa on Sep 15, 2009 8:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nellie's head comes flying out of the zone when he takes those huge hacks.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
by TxStCa on Sep 15, 2009 8:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm smelling another shutout tonight.
The Rangers hitting looks BAD.
by e2drummer on Sep 15, 2009 8:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
this is sad
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 15, 2009 8:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Well, as Will Carrol said (I think it was will anyway)
The problem MY was going to have was pushing out of the batters box, not playing the field, so DHing him wouldn’t have much effect on keeping him in the lineup or not.
Looks like he was right.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 15, 2009 8:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
there is no god
Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee
by Baseball North on Sep 15, 2009 8:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
You don't see Feliz in the bullpen, you say?
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 15, 2009 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Happy's gotta be the work of the devil
god can’t create anything that sexy
Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee
by Baseball North on Sep 15, 2009 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Of course not
what would make you think so in the first place?
by jdh90 on Sep 15, 2009 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
klasglasfgfgsfdgaskgklasdfjasdjhgiowtiowevkanfvasdnglnasvndvn akv
I may need to step away from the keyboard…

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
by Rodney on Sep 15, 2009 8:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
So at how many innings will the drought last?
23, 25, 43?
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year
by RangerMad on Sep 15, 2009 8:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
28, at this rate.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 15, 2009 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Beer time.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
by TxStCa on Sep 15, 2009 8:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
No physical setback for MY
He pulled himself out of the lineup.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
by Rodney on Sep 15, 2009 8:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Guess he wasn't healthy.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
by Rodney on Sep 15, 2009 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why
Doesn’t he want to be associated with this disaster?
by Powder Blue Red Shoe on Sep 15, 2009 8:14 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
Give CJ a bat?
Everyone should hit from the other side of the plate?
Sacrifice a live chicken?
Let Emily Jones PH?
Thinking outside the box. Feel free to help.
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
by AceJC on Sep 15, 2009 8:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
mendusa pinch hitter
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 15, 2009 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thinking inside the box, Emily Jones train?
Whatever works, man.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
by Rodney on Sep 15, 2009 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
this is such fucking shit
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 15, 2009 8:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Get Mathis in here NOW
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 15, 2009 8:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
THANK YOU
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 15, 2009 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He was the guy warming up.
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
by AceJC on Sep 15, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
There probably wont be a more important situation outside of the 8th or 9th inning
by tyd3311 on Sep 15, 2009 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
so we bring in doug mathis
because those 2 runs scoring is no big deal
the angels are only losing
we dont need to make up a game
our offense can score
by tyd3311 on Sep 15, 2009 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Our offense can score?
Where have you been since April?
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
by TxStCa on Sep 15, 2009 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, they can score
Just not very often or very much.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 15, 2009 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
those 2 runs are also no big deal
we don’t need to make up games from the angels
by tyd3311 on Sep 15, 2009 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
its been quite a while.
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Sep 15, 2009 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
baseball despair
i feel it.
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Sep 15, 2009 8:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Sigh..........................
:(
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
by Rodney on Sep 15, 2009 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't think I've ever seen a team play this poorly
it’s like it’s a chore to even play 100%. Something is not right.
by jdh90 on Sep 15, 2009 8:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
This is most certainly the most dead this team has been all season
The Angels are going to take us apart this weekend if they’re still playing like this.
We need a nice, 5-7 run rally to make this team feel good about itself again, but I don’t know if they’re capable of it right now.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 15, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rally Turtle

Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
by AceJC on Sep 15, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did O'Day get the swine flu or something?
Where is he?
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
by AceJC on Sep 15, 2009 8:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
its the 4th inning
cant use those guys here
by tyd3311 on Sep 15, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
too early for o'day
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 15, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Screw it. I say throw in the towel
Find a way to not let Milly pitch the rest of the year. Stretch out Feliz so he can start a few games with a small pitch count allowance.
Shutdown Holland, and let Nippert take his spot in the rotation and finish the year.
by jdh90 on Sep 15, 2009 8:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Stupid me, checking the halos/sox score
As Daric freaking Barton rips another double
by Powder Blue Red Shoe on Sep 15, 2009 8:18 PM CDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
Need a K here, DoMath
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 15, 2009 8:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That works too.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 15, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
two more
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 15, 2009 8:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Bills CB/KR Leodis McKelvin’s front lawn was vandalized following his tide-turning kickoff fumble in Monday night’s loss to New England.
by tyd3311 on Sep 15, 2009 8:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Quick, somebody find out where Ryan Sweeny lives
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 15, 2009 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lol even that pissed me off
That stupid piece of shit deserved that.
by jdh90 on Sep 15, 2009 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Where does Rudy live?
by Powder Blue Red Shoe on Sep 15, 2009 8:21 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
I bet it was TO.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
by TxStCa on Sep 15, 2009 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ONE MORE
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 15, 2009 8:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 15, 2009 8:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
aiight mathis
keep this shit up
Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee
by Baseball North on Sep 15, 2009 8:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Rock and Fire Asian! Keep givin the 78mph junk!
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
by AceJC on Sep 15, 2009 8:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i hate this fucking shit
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 15, 2009 8:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
isn't oakland suppose to be helping us.
they can’t possibly want the angels to win again.
by kch tx on Sep 15, 2009 8:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Lewin says the Rangers have sand in their vag....I agree.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
by TxStCa on Sep 15, 2009 8:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
lolollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
“a grain of sand in the rangers bathing suit”
wow
by tyd3311 on Sep 15, 2009 8:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
wow this is just fucking shit. fucking assholes don't know how to fucking go to the playoffs
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 15, 2009 8:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
die oakshit die
you motherfucking shits
Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee
by Baseball North on Sep 15, 2009 8:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Goodnight...
What a crappy blooper. If we win this game I’ll be thrilled, I don’t think I can watch anymore though. For my health.
by ravscloC on Sep 15, 2009 8:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Why throw to 3rd there jack ass??
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
by AceJC on Sep 15, 2009 8:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The Gut told him to.
He gets it from his dad.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
by TxStCa on Sep 15, 2009 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
FML
Keep talking about how good a pitch that was, TAG
by Powder Blue Red Shoe on Sep 15, 2009 8:27 PM CDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs

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