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Can we score - a run?
"We have a better chance to win with other guys in the lineup," said Blalock, who is hitting .190 the past 30 games. "That’s something I’ve got to deal with."
who puts all these ad's on this site? there is more everyday. one or two is cool but good lord.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
Get Firefox with adblocker...won't see any of them.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
is the little stop sign by the search bar?
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
It won't work on my friends windows vista either
You have vista?
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Yeah, I have a sneaking suspicion microsoft has something installed in Vista that disables it or something.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Yea.
There’s a lot of stuff that isn’t compatible with Vista for whatever reason. I’ve run into countless plug-ins/add-ons and things of that nature that I can’t use. Didn’t even think about it until you said something just now.
Ric Renner is a giant douche.
Hmmm I dunno then...
I installed it and they all disappeared for me. I just see a white box above the fanposts where an ad is supposed to be….
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
drastic times call for drastic measures
6 run rally 6 image barrage.






the preceding post was a great success.
by DShep on Sep 15, 2009 8:29 PM CDT reply actions 4 recs
THIS times 1000
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
Hi Folks...your captain speaking... it's been a real nice flight...
If you look out the window to your left you’ll see the Rangers circling the drain…oooh…yep…and there they go.
Scott Feldman – "The greatest Hawaiian-born Jewish baseball player to ever set foot on the mound."
Don't ever say that again.
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
Whuch you smokin
Scott Feldman – "The greatest Hawaiian-born Jewish baseball player to ever set foot on the mound."
by Pocket Ninja on Sep 15, 2009 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions
oh...good shit....can I come over?
Scott Feldman – "The greatest Hawaiian-born Jewish baseball player to ever set foot on the mound."
by Pocket Ninja on Sep 15, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions
I show up here
and Murphy hits one out.
I’m not logging off again.
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.
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THAT. Is why the guy played Murph. I love that son of a bitch.
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
FUCK YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
WHY DO THEY LOOK SO FUCKING OUT OF IT?
Scott Feldman – "The greatest Hawaiian-born Jewish baseball player to ever set foot on the mound."
FLY YOU PIECE OF SMEAH!!!
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
IAN RUN OUT A FUCKING GROUNDER!!!
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
THIS THREAD NEEDS MORE RALLY

Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.
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Let's do this Davis.
For JOSEY FUCKING WALES!!!
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
i assume you're talkin about kinshit
Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee
by Baseball North on Sep 15, 2009 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Holy shit, we got a run!
MLB.tv should crash more often.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
And the rally oc's:

Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
This team has completely shit the bed.
We’ll be playing golf in October. Shit team.
by TooLegitToQuit on Sep 15, 2009 8:39 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
don't ask if you don't know what it is.
Leave me alone Texas Dawg.
by TooLegitToQuit on Sep 15, 2009 8:49 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Was that Hank up to bat there? Wow.
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
SCORE SCORE SCORE angels will lose. WE NEED TO WIN OK? OK? OK? OK!
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
I think I wanna cry
I’m just too depressed to make up my mind…
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Asian Kid looks pretty good tonight
Which is really a pretty dubious sign.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
We need to pretty up this thread

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Ah hell
Dangit.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
?

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
I agree with him?
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
Josh asked what Oakland was doing so well
and he replied “they’re facing the Rangers”
That's why they call them business sox
ask him what was he doing to keep rangers pff balanced? He said" he is facing the Rangers!
"We have a better chance to win with other guys in the lineup," said Blalock, who is hitting .190 the past 30 games. "That’s something I’ve got to deal with."
by diamond_dave on Sep 15, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions
No sugar coating, no great stuff tonite bs
"We have a better chance to win with other guys in the lineup," said Blalock, who is hitting .190 the past 30 games. "That’s something I’ve got to deal with."
by diamond_dave on Sep 15, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Yay Elvis
Need a shot of Borbon.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
I don't trust this team to score more than one run with runners on 2nd and third, 1 out
So no. Borbon’s been one of the more decent hitters of late, let him try and get on.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Bleah
Come on Cruz, find a gap.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
fuuuuuuuuuuuck
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
Max
Leave the room then come back in… QUICK
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
I tried :(
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
EPIC FAIL
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Wow.....really?
Murph is swinging 3-0?
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Murph swing 3-0 or Byrd swing 0-0 with same results. Pick your poison.
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
fuck it
"We have a better chance to win with other guys in the lineup," said Blalock, who is hitting .190 the past 30 games. "That’s something I’ve got to deal with."
I'm going to the game Friday
I’m bringing my dry erase board, and hounding Rudy and Ian all night.
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
Please tell me you are sitting behind the dugout...
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
No. Probably the lexus box. My friend has to redeem our tickets.
I’ll yell loudly though.
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
x

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Feliz in
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
This is what our team feels like....
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Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"
When was the last time Happy pitched?
And umm where did that miss?
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Geeeez.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
3:1 he gets out of this without an ER.
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
That's on you Tim, piece of shit.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Murphy playing RF = fail
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
it's all falling apart now
et tu Feliz?
by Powder Blue Red Shoe on Sep 15, 2009 9:00 PM CDT reply actions
Murph needs to "DO" something different
His new slumpbuster…

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
fuckin dirty
Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee
by Baseball North on Sep 15, 2009 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions
The sucktitude of this team is reaching out to all involved.
Send everyone who we care about home until this weekend.
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
Check this out...it's not political, it's awesome.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Fuck him.
7 seconds, then I turned it off.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
I didn't even know who it was reporting...
I just thought a 16 year old girl catching a 10 foot gator was damn cool.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Ok, so just clicked the link and that isn't the video I tried to post...
hmmm, CNN conspiracy?
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Ok, you linked to all their vids, not just one
The vid I got was the guy who threw his shoes at Bush saying he didn’t regret a thing.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Yeah I noticed that....
this is the right video.
http://www.wltx.com/news/story.aspx?storyid=78363
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
That makes her Dad very happy
“Dem boys don’t come around so much now…”
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Haha, now Feliz sucks
KEEP HIM AWAY FROM THE WATER COOLER!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Well then.
That’s the way it’s going now. Fuck me sideways.
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
Ok, now would be the time to go to the offspeed stuff Happy.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Everything is falling apart tonight
We can only hope this is rock bottom, I guess.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
oh go fuck yourself tom.
this is not the A’s this is us sucking. God tom you’re such a beating sometimes. everytime we lose it’s cause of the other team playing great. Bullshit go eat some more cookies.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
um yeah, this A's team is a real buzzsaw
Josh and Tom are reverting back into the old “make excuses” mode. Sad really.
by Powder Blue Red Shoe on Sep 15, 2009 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions
I just want Ralph Strangis and Daryl Reaugh to do all sports commentating.
Good god.
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
I cannot wait for hockey to start.
That open-ice offense looks really promising.
Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.
With no money?
The Stars didn’t exactly sign any awe-inspiring FAs.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
They already have the pieces to play that offense.
I don’t think they should bring Jamie Benn up right away, but still, Ribeiro, Richards, Eriksson, Neal. Morrow’s back, Marty’s got a solid backup and hopefully Modano and Lehtinen produce their veteran output.
Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.
True
And gotta have something to get me through the hate that is winter.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Oh balls...
NCAA 10 here I come.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
FUCK RYAN SWEENEY!!
Hit him harder Feliz!!
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
Time to start focusing on Toronto...
by TooLegitToQuit on Sep 15, 2009 9:05 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Is that who we open the season with next year?
by SaltyGoesYard on Sep 15, 2009 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions
I hope the Jays don't pick up
Brandon Morrow Edgar Gonzalez or Brett Fucking Tomko. Those guys are unhittable.
by Powder Blue Red Shoe on Sep 15, 2009 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions
"wow look at how great sweeney is he made the ball hit him. boy are the A's playing good"
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
"Fannie Sue from Forney Texas is at the game tonight. Wanna wish her a happy 286th birthday."
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.
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by Maximilian on Sep 15, 2009 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
This did make me laugh.
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
Man, you expected regression from Feliz, but not a total loss of control.
He’s caught the fucking suck from the rest of the team.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
We all need a good laugh...
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Those are some of the cleanest walmarts I've ever seen.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Got that in a email at work.
Awesome.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Walking Kurt Suzuki with the bases loaded

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Wheels have come off, now we're spiraling to hell.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Awww jeez Josh. The rain now? THEY SUCK!
Not “Blame it on the rain” Dear Lord.
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
He would say "Screw you guys, I'm hitting some more pop ups with RISP.
Eheheh. Screw you guys, pop ups."
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
Funny thing Josh. It isn't a valid excuse to bring up.
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
He has no control at 95.
At 101, he’d be worse than Joel fucking Zumaya.
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
it's so disappointing because i didn't expect this from this years team
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
Nah, this is the norm.
This feels like home.
by SaltyGoesYard on Sep 15, 2009 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions
It does have a nice 2008 comfy feel to it.
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
I don't mind getting beaten by the best
but being ousted by the Mariners and A’s is extra painful
by Powder Blue Red Shoe on Sep 15, 2009 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, I was gonna shit a brick if that wasn't strike 3
Fucking ump.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Rally around Feliz you non-bat swinging bitches.
Take some of Happy’s efforts and use that. Channel it. Bath in it. C’mon Offense!!!
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
Good point
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
FINSH HIM DAMMIT
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
BOOYA
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Was that Billy Bob Thornton getting the crowd pumped up?
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
Glad to see it wasn't permanent.
The week long layoff not good after pitching every other day or so. He’s ok.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
What music were they playing after the last K?
It sounded like some videogame song…
I could’ve sworn I’ve heard ’em play PUNCH-OUT after a Feliz K.
That one sounded like Donkey Kong but I could be mistaken.
Seems to be a lot of energy in This Thing tonight
One run in their last 24 innings.
Chris Davis now in an 8 for 41 – including the Cleveland series.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
.

Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
8-38 as of now
Blacock last 38 before benching 5-38
"We have a better chance to win with other guys in the lineup," said Blalock, who is hitting .190 the past 30 games. "That’s something I’ve got to deal with."
by diamond_dave on Sep 15, 2009 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions
This can still happen
Need a season-saving rally. Someone throw some equipment around in the dugout. Come on Wash, empty the bat rack and scream obscenities.
by Powder Blue Red Shoe on Sep 15, 2009 9:17 PM CDT reply actions
Need to get Kam Loe back from Japan to pitch some watercoolers around real quick.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
B.M. I hope you win $13000 tonight.
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
Great AB Marlon
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
I want to see Face come out on a walker and kick someone's ass.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
I have an idea
let’s see who can hit the highest pop-up with runners on
by Powder Blue Red Shoe on Sep 15, 2009 9:24 PM CDT reply actions
8 for 42 (.190) and countng
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
Would you shut the fuck up already and die?
Please.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
by TxStCa on Sep 15, 2009 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
He wants these reactions.
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
I know. And I can't stop.
Josey…..is a helluva drug.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Just post witty gifs or jpegs and get on with your life.
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
Jonie Wails is easy to ignore
It’s like pwning that old Nintendo 64 game…once you beat it soundly, just let it sit in the corner and collect dust.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
8-38
"We have a better chance to win with other guys in the lineup," said Blalock, who is hitting .190 the past 30 games. "That’s something I’ve got to deal with."
by diamond_dave on Sep 15, 2009 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Kinsler fly out, CD K
At least Pudge can’t hit into a double play
by Powder Blue Red Shoe on Sep 15, 2009 9:25 PM CDT reply actions
Oh no, look
Barton/Pennington/Kennedy coming up. This is going to be a tough inning.
by Powder Blue Red Shoe on Sep 15, 2009 9:27 PM CDT reply actions
Seems like every time I turnaround tonight, those three are at the plate pummelling us
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
And Davis. Don't forget that sorry mother bastard.
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
So I'm still looking at peopleofwalmart.com
Thanks, Rodney.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Scarey/funny, eh?
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Hilarious.
This one is my favorite….

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Josh just said
“It didn’t get all bushy until the late 60’s, early 70’s”
So true. So true.
by Powder Blue Red Shoe on Sep 15, 2009 9:30 PM CDT reply actions
HAHA. That's good stuff.
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
I lol'd when he said "tickity three".
Great Simpsons reference.
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
Here's how things have changed:
Bleacher tickets are $40, not $5.
Course I’m surprised Josh was able to find a group that would go with him to Wrigley at Northwestern.
I sure haven’t found anybody yet.
LOL.. Cookie Lady reference. SHOTS!
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
If God existed, and he loved us
he wouldn’t spite us with garbage music like Mercy Me.
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
Heheh, very good point.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
oh he is real and he hates us
"We have a better chance to win with other guys in the lineup," said Blalock, who is hitting .190 the past 30 games. "That’s something I’ve got to deal with."
by diamond_dave on Sep 15, 2009 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions
So these playoff tickets I bought....
You’re welcome Hicks… Hope you make as much interest on them as you can before I get my refund in December.
Has Zeigler always done the El Duque leg kick?
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
AWESOME AB by Elvis
Take note, Rangers.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Really? You get to go to first after 4 balls?
Why didn’t somebody tell us sooner?
by Powder Blue Red Shoe on Sep 15, 2009 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Will the stupid mf have Borbon bunt again?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
Putting in the call for two more popups
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
OT: Anyone ever watched the Colony?
Awesome show.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Well, my reverse-jinx sort ot worked.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
i wonder why i was born to be addicted to baseball and the rangers? did i like kill a puppy in another life?
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
What doesn't kill us makes us stronger.
Ranger fans should be feeling pretty invincible any day now.
One of these days we are all going to be rewarded.
Keep the faith. I know I shouldn’t be preaching this, but we are all still here no matter how pissed off we get. We still go to the games no matter how bad they suck. We are going to be rewarded.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
+1
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
It's all the baby punting.
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
You know, I've always pictured Jerry Blevins as a big fat guy
Probably because his name reminds me of Joe Blanton.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
That's funny...
I’ve always pictured him as a bad minor-league reliever with a 5.75 era on a horrible team. But he looks pretty good tonight.
by Powder Blue Red Shoe on Sep 15, 2009 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions
it means epic fail - the rudy way!
"We have a better chance to win with other guys in the lineup," said Blalock, who is hitting .190 the past 30 games. "That’s something I’ve got to deal with."
by diamond_dave on Sep 15, 2009 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions
first casualty after the season?
"I’m not in the meetings and not part of the discussions; it’s not my responsibility. . My responsibility is to go out and win tonight. My focus is to win tonight. The club has to look at more than just this year." -Michael Young
I know why the Rangers are losing...
I blame it on the new Sonic couple.
Specifically the lady. Fucking gingers.
So does Rudy get canned for the shitty approach?
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
God I hope so.
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
Hopefully canned and sprayed all over the Angels next year.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
keep hope alive
"I’m not in the meetings and not part of the discussions; it’s not my responsibility. . My responsibility is to go out and win tonight. My focus is to win tonight. The club has to look at more than just this year." -Michael Young
No way
He turned around Lee Stevens and Kevin Elster, remember?
by Powder Blue Red Shoe on Sep 15, 2009 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions
I think it's my fault...
the Rangers seem to lose every day that I masturbate.
Football=Fling... Baseball=Relationship
Hey, don't post that again.
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
Well, in that case
They should be 0-138?
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Fuck RAJAI SWEENEY!!!
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
Bad slide there
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
stupid A's trying to be cocky. you can't be cocky 14 games under .500 you're just cock
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
HOLY SHIT CJ
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
Nadel is getting harsh
And pissed.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Pathetic, etc
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
One of those nights?
One of those weeks Josh. One of those weeks…
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
Fork?
Scott Feldman – "The greatest Hawaiian-born Jewish baseball player to ever set foot on the mound."
HAHAHAHAHA
Holy shit that was funny. Our entire night summed up in one play.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
One play cannot possibly sum up this night.
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
You know the worst thing about the September Swoon?
I have to listen to all my douchebag friends that are Astros fans talk about how the Rangers choked…blah blah blah…
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
CJ?
Lobbed the ball into CF after a comebacker to the mound.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
He hit the cutoff man Byrd in centerfield with a double play ball.
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
HHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Scott Feldman – "The greatest Hawaiian-born Jewish baseball player to ever set foot on the mound."
by Pocket Ninja on Sep 15, 2009 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Look at it this way, now you'll have some forewarning on the sucky plays
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Hey when you play uber talented teams like the A's you can expect this kind of thing.
Scott Feldman – "The greatest Hawaiian-born Jewish baseball player to ever set foot on the mound."
by Pocket Ninja on Sep 15, 2009 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions
I just want the season to go ahead and end.
Scott Feldman – "The greatest Hawaiian-born Jewish baseball player to ever set foot on the mound."
yeah...you and me both...but this is painful..I don't know what happened over the past couple
days but their lights are out…they’re closing up shop…..
Scott Feldman – "The greatest Hawaiian-born Jewish baseball player to ever set foot on the mound."
by Pocket Ninja on Sep 15, 2009 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Fork.
night.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
by SarasotaRanger on Sep 15, 2009 10:05 PM CDT reply actions
I'ff finally have to concede, the fork is at long last legitimate.
Still hoping for a miracle though.
the preceding post was a great success.
Remember when a 6-run lead wasn't safe against the Rangers?
I just went back through the box scores. The last time the Rangers came from behind to win after the 5th inning was August 2nd against Seattle. And they only had to come back from one run.
This team has not had an exciting come-from-behind win in a long time. I can’t even remember the last one.
Playoff teams do this. Often.
This in not our year.
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 15, 2009 10:06 PM CDT reply actions
fuck. My stubhub tix for this weekend are meaningless at this point
we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"
Fister Hotel. I love it.
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
Barf
Scott Feldman – "The greatest Hawaiian-born Jewish baseball player to ever set foot on the mound."
a couple gallons...
This season has been such a fun ride and a kick in the nuts at the same time…Is it really ending against the worst team in the division? Really?
Scott Feldman – "The greatest Hawaiian-born Jewish baseball player to ever set foot on the mound."
by Pocket Ninja on Sep 15, 2009 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Glad I bought this Coors keg now.....I hate Coors...
Scott Feldman – "The greatest Hawaiian-born Jewish baseball player to ever set foot on the mound."
Oh hell this is such a downer
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Yep
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
WTF is wrong
The money you could be saving with Geico is showing more emotion than the Rangers tonight
by Powder Blue Red Shoe on Sep 15, 2009 10:11 PM CDT reply actions
has anyone ever successfully ran out on the field and taken a shit during a game?
we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"
you mean other than Millwood the other night?
by Powder Blue Red Shoe on Sep 15, 2009 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
HA HA HA HA HA I spit my beer all over the fucking place...I think you owe me a keyboard....
Scott Feldman – "The greatest Hawaiian-born Jewish baseball player to ever set foot on the mound."
by Pocket Ninja on Sep 15, 2009 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Going to my giggle place now...
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Oh thank God. Byrd gets an inning off.
He can now play every single game the rest of the season. Great move Wash.
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
8 for 43 (.186) and still counting.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
STFU and crawl back in your hole freak.
Scott Feldman – "The greatest Hawaiian-born Jewish baseball player to ever set foot on the mound."
by Pocket Ninja on Sep 15, 2009 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm sorry sir, but Davis's batting average that last few weeks
s the least of this teams concerns. Can we move on to something else please?
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
That guy Francisco?
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
I was kidding. Haven't seen Frankie in about a week, etc.
And Gentry played in a mop of role the other night as his debut. Can’t remember against who. Balt?
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
Nope Gentry got into one of the BAL games
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Hey Josey
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OK4fJhbRL1g
This is what we all think of you.
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
Quite a tidy little ditty, that one is.
Proffer the pigge, mates!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
That was my parting shot
Before I go to bed.
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
ROY Battle!
Head-to-head!
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 15, 2009 10:25 PM CDT reply actions
arrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh aefg yfjhg detred hdhnjkt
the preceding post was a great success.
Sigh.

Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
Seriously, 4 out of 5 to the m's and A's.. 1 run in 3 games, its just ridiculous.
awful awful awful.
the preceding post was a great success.
I like my new sig
Hank Blalock hasn't played in a game since Sept. 6, and is hitting just .182 in 99 at-bats since Aug. 1.
Living Colour new album dropped today
Check it, you’ll like it. Jammin’ out now.
Damn you, Baseball Muse.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Are you serious? What the fuck decade am I in?
Scott Feldman – "The greatest Hawaiian-born Jewish baseball player to ever set foot on the mound."
by Pocket Ninja on Sep 15, 2009 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm sorry I'm not sure when to give up...It's been so long since the Rangers have
had some legitimate shot in September I wasn’t sure where the “Fuck It” button was …I’ve located it..do I push it now? Should I wait a couple days?
Scott Feldman – "The greatest Hawaiian-born Jewish baseball player to ever set foot on the mound."






















