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I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 15, 2009 8:28 PM CDT reply actions  

Can we score - a run?

"We have a better chance to win with other guys in the lineup," said Blalock, who is hitting .190 the past 30 games. "That’s something I’ve got to deal with."

by diamond_dave on Sep 15, 2009 8:28 PM CDT reply actions  

Get Firefox with adblocker...won't see any of them.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Sep 15, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

i have firefox

guess i need adblocker

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 15, 2009 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it's amazing.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Sep 15, 2009 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just installed it.

It’s not working.

Ric Renner is a giant douche.

by TXHC on Sep 15, 2009 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

is the little stop sign by the search bar?

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Sep 15, 2009 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

Ric Renner is a giant douche.

by TXHC on Sep 15, 2009 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

It won't work on my friends windows vista either

You have vista?

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 15, 2009 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

No, XP.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Sep 15, 2009 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep.

That wouldn’t surprise me one bit if that’s the reason.

Ric Renner is a giant douche.

by TXHC on Sep 15, 2009 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I have a sneaking suspicion microsoft has something installed in Vista that disables it or something.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 15, 2009 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yea.

There’s a lot of stuff that isn’t compatible with Vista for whatever reason. I’ve run into countless plug-ins/add-ons and things of that nature that I can’t use. Didn’t even think about it until you said something just now.

Ric Renner is a giant douche.

by TXHC on Sep 15, 2009 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hmmm I dunno then...

I installed it and they all disappeared for me. I just see a white box above the fanposts where an ad is supposed to be….

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Sep 15, 2009 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

THIS times 1000

Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?

by AceJC on Sep 15, 2009 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hi Folks...your captain speaking... it's been a real nice flight...

If you look out the window to your left you’ll see the Rangers circling the drain…oooh…yep…and there they go.

Scott Feldman – "The greatest Hawaiian-born Jewish baseball player to ever set foot on the mound."

by Pocket Ninja on Sep 15, 2009 8:30 PM CDT reply actions  

fuck it

I’m calling for a 5 run inning

Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee

by Baseball North on Sep 15, 2009 8:30 PM CDT reply actions  

Don't ever say that again.

Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?

by AceJC on Sep 15, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Whuch you smokin

Scott Feldman – "The greatest Hawaiian-born Jewish baseball player to ever set foot on the mound."

by Pocket Ninja on Sep 15, 2009 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh...good shit....can I come over?

Scott Feldman – "The greatest Hawaiian-born Jewish baseball player to ever set foot on the mound."

by Pocket Ninja on Sep 15, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

FINALLY

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by iorange555 on Sep 15, 2009 8:30 PM CDT reply actions  

I show up here

and Murphy hits one out.

I’m not logging off again.

Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.

Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!

by Maximilian on Sep 15, 2009 8:31 PM CDT reply actions  

THAT. Is why the guy played Murph. I love that son of a bitch.

Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?

by AceJC on Sep 15, 2009 8:31 PM CDT reply actions  

guy=gut

Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?

by AceJC on Sep 15, 2009 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

KEEP IT COMING

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 15, 2009 8:32 PM CDT reply actions  

FUCK YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?

by AceJC on Sep 15, 2009 8:32 PM CDT reply actions  

WHY DO THEY LOOK SO FUCKING OUT OF IT?

Scott Feldman – "The greatest Hawaiian-born Jewish baseball player to ever set foot on the mound."

by Pocket Ninja on Sep 15, 2009 8:33 PM CDT reply actions  

FLY YOU PIECE OF SMEAH!!!

Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?

by AceJC on Sep 15, 2009 8:33 PM CDT reply actions  

IAN RUN OUT A FUCKING GROUNDER!!!

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Sep 15, 2009 8:33 PM CDT reply actions  

THIS THREAD NEEDS MORE RALLY

Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.

Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!

by Maximilian on Sep 15, 2009 8:33 PM CDT reply actions  

Let's do this Davis.

For JOSEY FUCKING WALES!!!

Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?

by AceJC on Sep 15, 2009 8:34 PM CDT reply actions  

Why?

Ian could have tried to run that ball out…but instead he half assed it to first like the past 5 times he has hit a ground ball.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Sep 15, 2009 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Awesome gif idea...

2 fat guys fist bumping after the murph homerun

by phatjeremy on Sep 15, 2009 8:35 PM CDT reply actions  

lol

i just wonder if adam, or sbnation does this.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 15, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Holy shit, we got a run!

MLB.tv should crash more often.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 15, 2009 8:38 PM CDT reply actions  

And the rally oc's:

Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?

by AceJC on Sep 15, 2009 8:38 PM CDT reply actions  

Hmmm...

Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?

by AceJC on Sep 15, 2009 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Was that Hank up to bat there? Wow.

Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?

by AceJC on Sep 15, 2009 8:43 PM CDT reply actions  

I think I wanna cry

I’m just too depressed to make up my mind…

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Sep 15, 2009 8:44 PM CDT reply actions  

Asian Kid looks pretty good tonight

Which is really a pretty dubious sign.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 15, 2009 8:44 PM CDT reply actions  

there we go playas

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 15, 2009 8:46 PM CDT reply actions  

We need to pretty up this thread

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Sep 15, 2009 8:46 PM CDT reply actions  

No dice.

Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?

by AceJC on Sep 15, 2009 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Picture fail?

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Sep 15, 2009 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ah hell

Dangit.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Sep 15, 2009 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

?

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Sep 15, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

x

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Sep 15, 2009 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

I agree with him?

Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.

Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!

by Maximilian on Sep 15, 2009 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

What did he say?

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Sep 15, 2009 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Missed it

watching Shaq vs. Take away my Ranger card

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Sep 15, 2009 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Josh asked what Oakland was doing so well

and he replied “they’re facing the Rangers”

That's why they call them business sox

by egriffey on Sep 15, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Haha, awesome.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Sep 15, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

ask him what was he doing to keep rangers pff balanced? He said" he is facing the Rangers!

"We have a better chance to win with other guys in the lineup," said Blalock, who is hitting .190 the past 30 games. "That’s something I’ve got to deal with."

by diamond_dave on Sep 15, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

No sugar coating, no great stuff tonite bs

"We have a better chance to win with other guys in the lineup," said Blalock, who is hitting .190 the past 30 games. "That’s something I’ve got to deal with."

by diamond_dave on Sep 15, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

WOO

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 15, 2009 8:48 PM CDT reply actions  

Yay Elvis

Need a shot of Borbon.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 15, 2009 8:49 PM CDT reply actions  

I don't trust this team to score more than one run with runners on 2nd and third, 1 out

So no. Borbon’s been one of the more decent hitters of late, let him try and get on.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 15, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Gut disagrees.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Sep 15, 2009 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bleah

Come on Cruz, find a gap.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 15, 2009 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

well, we shall see.

we leave more RISP than anyone it seems like.

by kch tx on Sep 15, 2009 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

call

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 15, 2009 8:52 PM CDT reply actions  

wow

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 15, 2009 8:53 PM CDT reply actions  

fuuuuuuuuuuuck

Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.

Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!

by Maximilian on Sep 15, 2009 8:53 PM CDT reply actions  

Max

Leave the room then come back in… QUICK

Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?

by AceJC on Sep 15, 2009 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

I tried :(

Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.

Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!

by Maximilian on Sep 15, 2009 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

EPIC FAIL

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 15, 2009 8:53 PM CDT reply actions  

lol oh my god

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 15, 2009 8:55 PM CDT reply actions  

wow

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 15, 2009 8:55 PM CDT reply actions  

Wow.....really?

Murph is swinging 3-0?

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Sep 15, 2009 8:55 PM CDT reply actions  

Murph swing 3-0 or Byrd swing 0-0 with same results. Pick your poison.

Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?

by AceJC on Sep 15, 2009 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

you motherfucker

how the fuck can you swing on 3-0

Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee

by Baseball North on Sep 15, 2009 8:56 PM CDT reply actions  

fuck it

"We have a better chance to win with other guys in the lineup," said Blalock, who is hitting .190 the past 30 games. "That’s something I’ve got to deal with."

by diamond_dave on Sep 15, 2009 8:56 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm going to the game Friday

I’m bringing my dry erase board, and hounding Rudy and Ian all night.

Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.

Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!

by Maximilian on Sep 15, 2009 8:56 PM CDT reply actions  

Please tell me you are sitting behind the dugout...

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Sep 15, 2009 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

No. Probably the lexus box. My friend has to redeem our tickets.

I’ll yell loudly though.

Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.

Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!

by Maximilian on Sep 15, 2009 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

x

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 15, 2009 8:56 PM CDT reply actions  

felizzzzz

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 15, 2009 8:57 PM CDT reply actions  

Feliz in

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 15, 2009 8:57 PM CDT reply actions  

This is what our team feels like....

Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"

by Smoak Some on Sep 15, 2009 8:59 PM CDT reply actions  

strike there ump

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 15, 2009 8:59 PM CDT reply actions  

When was the last time Happy pitched?

And umm where did that miss?

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Sep 15, 2009 8:59 PM CDT reply actions  

fucking ump

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 15, 2009 8:59 PM CDT reply actions  

Geeeez.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 15, 2009 8:59 PM CDT reply actions  

3:1 he gets out of this without an ER.

Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?

by AceJC on Sep 15, 2009 8:59 PM CDT reply actions  

That's on you Tim, piece of shit.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Sep 15, 2009 8:59 PM CDT reply actions  

Murphy playing RF = fail

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 15, 2009 8:59 PM CDT reply actions  

Murph needs to "DO" something different

His new slumpbuster…

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Sep 15, 2009 9:00 PM CDT reply actions  

Some of us are trying to eat

That's why they call them business sox

by egriffey on Sep 15, 2009 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Sep 15, 2009 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

this sucks so much

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 15, 2009 9:00 PM CDT reply actions  

The sucktitude of this team is reaching out to all involved.

Send everyone who we care about home until this weekend.

Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?

by AceJC on Sep 15, 2009 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Check this out...it's not political, it's awesome.
Embedded video from CNN Video

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Sep 15, 2009 9:02 PM CDT reply actions  

Fuck him.

7 seconds, then I turned it off.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Sep 15, 2009 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

I didn't even know who it was reporting...

I just thought a 16 year old girl catching a 10 foot gator was damn cool.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Sep 15, 2009 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ok, so just clicked the link and that isn't the video I tried to post...

hmmm, CNN conspiracy?

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Sep 15, 2009 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ok, you linked to all their vids, not just one

The vid I got was the guy who threw his shoes at Bush saying he didn’t regret a thing.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Sep 15, 2009 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah I noticed that....

this is the right video.

http://www.wltx.com/news/story.aspx?storyid=78363

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Sep 15, 2009 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

That makes her Dad very happy

“Dem boys don’t come around so much now…”

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Sep 15, 2009 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Haha, now Feliz sucks

KEEP HIM AWAY FROM THE WATER COOLER!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Sep 15, 2009 9:02 PM CDT reply actions  

Well then.

That’s the way it’s going now. Fuck me sideways.

Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.

Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!

by Maximilian on Sep 15, 2009 9:03 PM CDT reply actions  

Ok, now would be the time to go to the offspeed stuff Happy.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Sep 15, 2009 9:03 PM CDT reply actions  

Everything is falling apart tonight

We can only hope this is rock bottom, I guess.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 15, 2009 9:03 PM CDT reply actions  

oh go fuck yourself tom.

this is not the A’s this is us sucking. God tom you’re such a beating sometimes. everytime we lose it’s cause of the other team playing great. Bullshit go eat some more cookies.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 15, 2009 9:03 PM CDT reply actions  

um yeah, this A's team is a real buzzsaw

Josh and Tom are reverting back into the old “make excuses” mode. Sad really.

by Powder Blue Red Shoe on Sep 15, 2009 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

I just want Ralph Strangis and Daryl Reaugh to do all sports commentating.

Good god.

Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.

Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!

by Maximilian on Sep 15, 2009 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

I cannot wait for hockey to start.

That open-ice offense looks really promising.

Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.

by jonthefon on Sep 15, 2009 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

With no money?

The Stars didn’t exactly sign any awe-inspiring FAs.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Sep 15, 2009 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

They already have the pieces to play that offense.

I don’t think they should bring Jamie Benn up right away, but still, Ribeiro, Richards, Eriksson, Neal. Morrow’s back, Marty’s got a solid backup and hopefully Modano and Lehtinen produce their veteran output.

Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.

by jonthefon on Sep 15, 2009 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

True

And gotta have something to get me through the hate that is winter.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Sep 15, 2009 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh balls...

NCAA 10 here I come.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Sep 15, 2009 9:04 PM CDT reply actions  

FUCK RYAN SWEENEY!!

Hit him harder Feliz!!

Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?

by AceJC on Sep 15, 2009 9:04 PM CDT reply actions  

Yeah

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Sep 15, 2009 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hope the Jays don't pick up

Brandon Morrow Edgar Gonzalez or Brett Fucking Tomko. Those guys are unhittable.

by Powder Blue Red Shoe on Sep 15, 2009 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

"Fannie Sue from Forney Texas is at the game tonight. Wanna wish her a happy 286th birthday."

Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.

Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!

by Maximilian on Sep 15, 2009 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

lol

Ric Renner is a giant douche.

by TXHC on Sep 15, 2009 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

This did make me laugh.

Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?

by AceJC on Sep 15, 2009 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Man, you expected regression from Feliz, but not a total loss of control.

He’s caught the fucking suck from the rest of the team.

Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 15, 2009 9:07 PM CDT reply actions  

We all need a good laugh...

http://peopleofwalmart.com/

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Sep 15, 2009 9:07 PM CDT reply actions  

Those are some of the cleanest walmarts I've ever seen.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 15, 2009 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Got that in a email at work.

Awesome.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Sep 15, 2009 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Walking Kurt Suzuki with the bases loaded

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 15, 2009 9:07 PM CDT reply actions  

Wheels have come off, now we're spiraling to hell.

Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 15, 2009 9:08 PM CDT reply actions  

Awww jeez Josh. The rain now? THEY SUCK!

Not “Blame it on the rain” Dear Lord.

Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?

by AceJC on Sep 15, 2009 9:08 PM CDT reply actions  

I wonder what kins would say..

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Sep 15, 2009 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

He would say "Screw you guys, I'm hitting some more pop ups with RISP.

Eheheh. Screw you guys, pop ups."

Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?

by AceJC on Sep 15, 2009 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Funny thing Josh. It isn't a valid excuse to bring up.

Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.

Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!

by Maximilian on Sep 15, 2009 9:09 PM CDT reply actions  

If you can't get anybody out

Atleast just throw it 101 down the middle and see what happens.

by SaltyGoesYard on Sep 15, 2009 9:09 PM CDT reply actions  

He has no control at 95.

At 101, he’d be worse than Joel fucking Zumaya.

Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.

Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!

by Maximilian on Sep 15, 2009 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

It does have a nice 2008 comfy feel to it.

Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?

by AceJC on Sep 15, 2009 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't mind getting beaten by the best

but being ousted by the Mariners and A’s is extra painful

by Powder Blue Red Shoe on Sep 15, 2009 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I was gonna shit a brick if that wasn't strike 3

Fucking ump.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 15, 2009 9:12 PM CDT reply actions  

Rally around Feliz you non-bat swinging bitches.

Take some of Happy’s efforts and use that. Channel it. Bath in it. C’mon Offense!!!

Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?

by AceJC on Sep 15, 2009 9:12 PM CDT reply actions  

Good point

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 15, 2009 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

just checking in

way to go rangers… you’re stink has rubbed off on Fexliz

by chase182 on Sep 15, 2009 9:15 PM CDT reply actions  

FINSH HIM DAMMIT

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 15, 2009 9:15 PM CDT reply actions  

BOOYA

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 15, 2009 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Was that Billy Bob Thornton getting the crowd pumped up?

Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?

by AceJC on Sep 15, 2009 9:16 PM CDT reply actions  

i wanna cry.

but i won’t.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 15, 2009 9:16 PM CDT reply actions  

Glad to see it wasn't permanent.

The week long layoff not good after pitching every other day or so. He’s ok.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Sep 15, 2009 9:16 PM CDT reply actions  

What music were they playing after the last K?

It sounded like some videogame song…

I could’ve sworn I’ve heard ’em play PUNCH-OUT after a Feliz K.

That one sounded like Donkey Kong but I could be mistaken.

by ravscloC on Sep 15, 2009 9:17 PM CDT reply actions  

Seems to be a lot of energy in This Thing tonight

One run in their last 24 innings.

Chris Davis now in an 8 for 41 – including the Cleveland series.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Sep 15, 2009 9:17 PM CDT reply actions  

.

Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.

Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!

by Maximilian on Sep 15, 2009 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

8-38 as of now

Blacock last 38 before benching 5-38

"We have a better chance to win with other guys in the lineup," said Blalock, who is hitting .190 the past 30 games. "That’s something I’ve got to deal with."

by diamond_dave on Sep 15, 2009 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

This can still happen

Need a season-saving rally. Someone throw some equipment around in the dugout. Come on Wash, empty the bat rack and scream obscenities.

by Powder Blue Red Shoe on Sep 15, 2009 9:17 PM CDT reply actions  

Need to get Kam Loe back from Japan to pitch some watercoolers around real quick.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 15, 2009 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

B.M. I hope you win $13000 tonight.

Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?

by AceJC on Sep 15, 2009 9:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Great AB Marlon

Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.

Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!

by Maximilian on Sep 15, 2009 9:22 PM CDT reply actions  

I want to see Face come out on a walker and kick someone's ass.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Sep 15, 2009 9:23 PM CDT reply actions  

I have an idea

let’s see who can hit the highest pop-up with runners on

by Powder Blue Red Shoe on Sep 15, 2009 9:24 PM CDT reply actions  

sigh

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Sep 15, 2009 9:24 PM CDT reply actions  

8 for 42 (.190) and countng

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Sep 15, 2009 9:25 PM CDT reply actions  

Would you shut the fuck up already and die?

Please.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Sep 15, 2009 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

He wants these reactions.

Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.

Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!

by Maximilian on Sep 15, 2009 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

I know. And I can't stop.

Josey…..is a helluva drug.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Sep 15, 2009 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just post witty gifs or jpegs and get on with your life.

Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.

Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!

by Maximilian on Sep 15, 2009 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jonie Wails is easy to ignore

It’s like pwning that old Nintendo 64 game…once you beat it soundly, just let it sit in the corner and collect dust.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Sep 15, 2009 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

8-38

"We have a better chance to win with other guys in the lineup," said Blalock, who is hitting .190 the past 30 games. "That’s something I’ve got to deal with."

by diamond_dave on Sep 15, 2009 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Kinsler fly out, CD K

At least Pudge can’t hit into a double play

by Powder Blue Red Shoe on Sep 15, 2009 9:25 PM CDT reply actions  

Oh no, look

Barton/Pennington/Kennedy coming up. This is going to be a tough inning.

by Powder Blue Red Shoe on Sep 15, 2009 9:27 PM CDT reply actions  

Seems like every time I turnaround tonight, those three are at the plate pummelling us

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 15, 2009 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

And Davis. Don't forget that sorry mother bastard.

Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?

by AceJC on Sep 15, 2009 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

So I'm still looking at peopleofwalmart.com

Thanks, Rodney.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Sep 15, 2009 9:28 PM CDT reply actions  

Scarey/funny, eh?

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Sep 15, 2009 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hilarious.

This one is my favorite….

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Sep 15, 2009 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Josh just said

“It didn’t get all bushy until the late 60’s, early 70’s”

So true. So true.

by Powder Blue Red Shoe on Sep 15, 2009 9:30 PM CDT reply actions  

HAHA. That's good stuff.

Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?

by AceJC on Sep 15, 2009 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

I lol'd when he said "tickity three".

Great Simpsons reference.

Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.

Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!

by Maximilian on Sep 15, 2009 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Here's how things have changed:

Bleacher tickets are $40, not $5.

Course I’m surprised Josh was able to find a group that would go with him to Wrigley at Northwestern.

I sure haven’t found anybody yet.

by GoDMurphy on Sep 15, 2009 9:32 PM CDT reply actions  

LOL.. Cookie Lady reference. SHOTS!

Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?

by AceJC on Sep 15, 2009 9:36 PM CDT reply actions  

I can't

I’m a big fan of pragmatism

by John Fountain on Sep 15, 2009 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

If God existed, and he loved us

he wouldn’t spite us with garbage music like Mercy Me.

Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.

Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!

by Maximilian on Sep 15, 2009 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Heheh, very good point.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 15, 2009 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh he is real and he hates us

"We have a better chance to win with other guys in the lineup," said Blalock, who is hitting .190 the past 30 games. "That’s something I’ve got to deal with."

by diamond_dave on Sep 15, 2009 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

So these playoff tickets I bought....

You’re welcome Hicks… Hope you make as much interest on them as you can before I get my refund in December.

by ravscloC on Sep 15, 2009 9:38 PM CDT reply actions  

yay woo go team fuck

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 15, 2009 9:41 PM CDT reply actions  

Has Zeigler always done the El Duque leg kick?

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 15, 2009 9:41 PM CDT reply actions  

AWESOME AB by Elvis

Take note, Rangers.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 15, 2009 9:44 PM CDT reply actions  

lol

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 15, 2009 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Will the stupid mf have Borbon bunt again?

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Sep 15, 2009 9:45 PM CDT reply actions  

Putting in the call for two more popups

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 15, 2009 9:46 PM CDT reply actions  

OT: Anyone ever watched the Colony?

Awesome show.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Sep 15, 2009 9:46 PM CDT reply actions  

Well, my reverse-jinx sort ot worked.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 15, 2009 9:48 PM CDT reply actions  

What doesn't kill us makes us stronger.

Ranger fans should be feeling pretty invincible any day now.

by ravscloC on Sep 15, 2009 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

One of these days we are all going to be rewarded.

Keep the faith. I know I shouldn’t be preaching this, but we are all still here no matter how pissed off we get. We still go to the games no matter how bad they suck. We are going to be rewarded.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Sep 15, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

+1

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 15, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's all the baby punting.

Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?

by AceJC on Sep 15, 2009 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

You know, I've always pictured Jerry Blevins as a big fat guy

Probably because his name reminds me of Joe Blanton.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 15, 2009 9:51 PM CDT reply actions  

That's funny...

I’ve always pictured him as a bad minor-league reliever with a 5.75 era on a horrible team. But he looks pretty good tonight.

by Powder Blue Red Shoe on Sep 15, 2009 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

it means epic fail - the rudy way!

"We have a better chance to win with other guys in the lineup," said Blalock, who is hitting .190 the past 30 games. "That’s something I’ve got to deal with."

by diamond_dave on Sep 15, 2009 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

first casualty after the season?

"I’m not in the meetings and not part of the discussions; it’s not my responsibility. . My responsibility is to go out and win tonight. My focus is to win tonight. The club has to look at more than just this year." -Michael Young

by randyd on Sep 15, 2009 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

I know why the Rangers are losing...

I blame it on the new Sonic couple.

Specifically the lady. Fucking gingers.

by e2drummer on Sep 15, 2009 9:53 PM CDT reply actions  

Succubus

Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?

by AceJC on Sep 15, 2009 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

So does Rudy get canned for the shitty approach?

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Sep 15, 2009 9:55 PM CDT reply actions  

God I hope so.

Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.

Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!

by Maximilian on Sep 15, 2009 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hopefully canned and sprayed all over the Angels next year.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 15, 2009 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

keep hope alive

"I’m not in the meetings and not part of the discussions; it’s not my responsibility. . My responsibility is to go out and win tonight. My focus is to win tonight. The club has to look at more than just this year." -Michael Young

by randyd on Sep 15, 2009 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

No way

He turned around Lee Stevens and Kevin Elster, remember?

by Powder Blue Red Shoe on Sep 15, 2009 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hopefully.

Ric Renner is a giant douche.

by TXHC on Sep 15, 2009 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think it's my fault...

the Rangers seem to lose every day that I masturbate.

Football=Fling... Baseball=Relationship

by Wemedge on Sep 15, 2009 9:56 PM CDT reply actions  

Hey, don't post that again.

Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.

Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!

by Maximilian on Sep 15, 2009 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why

not?

Football=Fling... Baseball=Relationship

by Wemedge on Sep 15, 2009 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

so we're 0 and 365?

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 15, 2009 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, in that case

They should be 0-138?

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Sep 15, 2009 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fuck RAJAI SWEENEY!!!

Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?

by AceJC on Sep 15, 2009 9:56 PM CDT reply actions  

Bad slide there

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 15, 2009 9:57 PM CDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT CJ

Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?

by AceJC on Sep 15, 2009 9:59 PM CDT reply actions  

lol

i let a real girlish giggle on that

by octoberty on Sep 15, 2009 9:59 PM CDT reply actions  

Nadel is getting harsh

And pissed.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Sep 15, 2009 9:59 PM CDT reply actions  

What's he saying?

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Sep 15, 2009 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pathetic, etc

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Sep 15, 2009 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

One of those nights?

One of those weeks Josh. One of those weeks…

Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?

by AceJC on Sep 15, 2009 9:59 PM CDT reply actions  

Fork?

Scott Feldman – "The greatest Hawaiian-born Jewish baseball player to ever set foot on the mound."

by Pocket Ninja on Sep 15, 2009 10:00 PM CDT reply actions  

On the bright side CJ --

It’s not like that crap’s gonna cost us the game.

by ravscloC on Sep 15, 2009 10:00 PM CDT reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHA

Holy shit that was funny. Our entire night summed up in one play.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 15, 2009 10:00 PM CDT reply actions  

One play cannot possibly sum up this night.

Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?

by AceJC on Sep 15, 2009 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

You know the worst thing about the September Swoon?

I have to listen to all my douchebag friends that are Astros fans talk about how the Rangers choked…blah blah blah…

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Sep 15, 2009 10:00 PM CDT reply actions  

this was me watching cj throw that

by octoberty on Sep 15, 2009 10:01 PM CDT reply actions  

CJ?

Lobbed the ball into CF after a comebacker to the mound.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 15, 2009 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

He hit the cutoff man Byrd in centerfield with a double play ball.

Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?

by AceJC on Sep 15, 2009 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

He aimed at second

but chucked it directly between 2nd and 3rd.

by e2drummer on Sep 15, 2009 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

HHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Scott Feldman – "The greatest Hawaiian-born Jewish baseball player to ever set foot on the mound."

by Pocket Ninja on Sep 15, 2009 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

12 seconds ahead

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 15, 2009 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Look at it this way, now you'll have some forewarning on the sucky plays

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 15, 2009 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hey when you play uber talented teams like the A's you can expect this kind of thing.

Scott Feldman – "The greatest Hawaiian-born Jewish baseball player to ever set foot on the mound."

by Pocket Ninja on Sep 15, 2009 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

I just want the season to go ahead and end.

Scott Feldman – "The greatest Hawaiian-born Jewish baseball player to ever set foot on the mound."

by Pocket Ninja on Sep 15, 2009 10:03 PM CDT reply actions  

yeah...you and me both...but this is painful..I don't know what happened over the past couple

days but their lights are out…they’re closing up shop…..

Scott Feldman – "The greatest Hawaiian-born Jewish baseball player to ever set foot on the mound."

by Pocket Ninja on Sep 15, 2009 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Me 3

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Sep 15, 2009 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

It already has.

Ric Renner is a giant douche.

by TXHC on Sep 15, 2009 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fork.

night.

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson

by SarasotaRanger on Sep 15, 2009 10:05 PM CDT reply actions  

I'ff finally have to concede, the fork is at long last legitimate.

Still hoping for a miracle though.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Sep 15, 2009 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Remember when a 6-run lead wasn't safe against the Rangers?

I just went back through the box scores. The last time the Rangers came from behind to win after the 5th inning was August 2nd against Seattle. And they only had to come back from one run.

This team has not had an exciting come-from-behind win in a long time. I can’t even remember the last one.

Playoff teams do this. Often.

This in not our year.

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 15, 2009 10:06 PM CDT reply actions  

Fister Hotel. I love it.

Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?

by AceJC on Sep 15, 2009 10:06 PM CDT reply actions  

lol

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 15, 2009 10:07 PM CDT reply actions  

Barf

Scott Feldman – "The greatest Hawaiian-born Jewish baseball player to ever set foot on the mound."

by Pocket Ninja on Sep 15, 2009 10:08 PM CDT reply actions  

a couple gallons...

This season has been such a fun ride and a kick in the nuts at the same time…Is it really ending against the worst team in the division? Really?

Scott Feldman – "The greatest Hawaiian-born Jewish baseball player to ever set foot on the mound."

by Pocket Ninja on Sep 15, 2009 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Glad I bought this Coors keg now.....I hate Coors...

Scott Feldman – "The greatest Hawaiian-born Jewish baseball player to ever set foot on the mound."

by Pocket Ninja on Sep 15, 2009 10:08 PM CDT reply actions  

Oh hell this is such a downer

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Sep 15, 2009 10:10 PM CDT reply actions  

Yep

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 15, 2009 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

sad

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Sep 15, 2009 10:10 PM CDT reply actions  

very

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 15, 2009 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Sep 15, 2009 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

WTF is wrong

The money you could be saving with Geico is showing more emotion than the Rangers tonight

by Powder Blue Red Shoe on Sep 15, 2009 10:11 PM CDT reply actions  

Going to my giggle place now...

Chacarron

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Sep 15, 2009 10:13 PM CDT reply actions  

Oh thank God. Byrd gets an inning off.

He can now play every single game the rest of the season. Great move Wash.

Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?

by AceJC on Sep 15, 2009 10:14 PM CDT reply actions  

8 for 43 (.186) and still counting.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Sep 15, 2009 10:14 PM CDT reply actions  

STFU and crawl back in your hole freak.

Scott Feldman – "The greatest Hawaiian-born Jewish baseball player to ever set foot on the mound."

by Pocket Ninja on Sep 15, 2009 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm sorry sir, but Davis's batting average that last few weeks

s the least of this teams concerns. Can we move on to something else please?

Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?

by AceJC on Sep 15, 2009 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"

by eclou on Sep 15, 2009 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

That guy Francisco?

Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?

by AceJC on Sep 15, 2009 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was kidding. Haven't seen Frankie in about a week, etc.

And Gentry played in a mop of role the other night as his debut. Can’t remember against who. Balt?

Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?

by AceJC on Sep 15, 2009 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nope Gentry got into one of the BAL games

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 15, 2009 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hey Josey

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OK4fJhbRL1g

This is what we all think of you.

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 15, 2009 10:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Quite a tidy little ditty, that one is.

Proffer the pigge, mates!

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Sep 15, 2009 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

That was my parting shot

Before I go to bed.

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 15, 2009 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

ROY Battle!

Head-to-head!

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 15, 2009 10:25 PM CDT reply actions  

Sigh.

Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?

by AceJC on Sep 15, 2009 10:27 PM CDT reply actions  

I like my new sig

Hank Blalock hasn't played in a game since Sept. 6, and is hitting just .182 in 99 at-bats since Aug. 1.

by LSU Ranger on Sep 15, 2009 10:29 PM CDT reply actions  

Living Colour new album dropped today

Check it, you’ll like it. Jammin’ out now.

Damn you, Baseball Muse.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Sep 15, 2009 10:32 PM CDT reply actions  

Are you serious? What the fuck decade am I in?

Scott Feldman – "The greatest Hawaiian-born Jewish baseball player to ever set foot on the mound."

by Pocket Ninja on Sep 15, 2009 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm sorry I'm not sure when to give up...It's been so long since the Rangers have

had some legitimate shot in September I wasn’t sure where the “Fuck It” button was …I’ve located it..do I push it now? Should I wait a couple days?

Scott Feldman – "The greatest Hawaiian-born Jewish baseball player to ever set foot on the mound."

by Pocket Ninja on Sep 15, 2009 10:33 PM CDT reply actions  

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