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Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
I lol'd.
Good save.
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
I still want my money back for the tickets on Sept 18th, 25th, and 27th that I have
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
I want mine back for the 25th too.
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 16, 2009 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm still setting myself on fire on Friday.
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
I'll look for you...
I’m thinking about wearing a paper bag over my head like I did to a TCU Basketball game in Neil Dougherty’s last season.
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
DOUGHERTY!
Seriously. Those games were awful.
Only redeeming part is being friends with Luke Tauscher. Cool dude.
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
Guy couldn't recruit to save his life...
We nearly got kicked out of the game for the paper bags. Of course they made such a big deal about it pointing up at us to security from the court that the whole stadium saw our bags saying “Fire Neil”
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
I wasn't at that game
but would have cheered you on if I was there.
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
i remember the good ole days with Billy Tubbs
Lee Nailon, Malcolm Johnson, and Mike Jones was a trio to be reckoned with.
Greatest Inventions Ever? 1. TiVO, 2. Boobs, 3. Baseball
Lee Nailol
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
Funnier the first time
Ron Washington...giving hope everywhere to the kids who eat lead paint chips of being a big league manager when they grow up since 2007.
Probably.
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
On the bright side, it's already the 6th freaking inning
Hopefully the torture won’t last much longer.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Darren O'Day
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 16, 2009 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions
is
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 16, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions
gay?
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Sep 16, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions
maybe
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by Kinslerhomer on Sep 16, 2009 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Really?
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Thats his "walkup" music
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 16, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions
I hate that bitch. She is fucking weird.
Especially what she was wearing at the VMA’s.
And she has a dick.
by TooLegitToQuit on Sep 16, 2009 8:30 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Yep.
They keep trying to pass her off as somehow attractive, but I just don’t see it.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
She completely disgusts me. I'd probably verbally harrass him if I saw him in public.
by TooLegitToQuit on Sep 16, 2009 8:36 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Shut up. Nobody was talking to you.
by TooLegitToQuit on Sep 16, 2009 8:38 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
You're worse than Texas Dawg and Josey.
by TooLegitToQuit on Sep 16, 2009 8:40 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Too Legit To quit
Bitching.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
No, now GTFO until you come back with some real music.
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
Ahhhh Tranvestite!
Hank Blalock hasn't played in a game since Sept. 6, and is hitting just .182 in 99 at-bats since Aug. 1.
LETS SCORE SOME RUNS!!!
"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09
by Jason Brynsvold on Sep 16, 2009 8:30 PM CDT reply actions
I think Young owns Season tickets.
by TooLegitToQuit on Sep 16, 2009 8:33 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
YO RANGERS, I KNOW YOU'RE SUCKING ASS AND ALL
AND I’MMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT THE 62 METS WAS ONE OF THE WORST TEAMS OF ALL TIME.
Kanye West showed up at Patrick Swayze's funeral
To say that Michael Jackson had one of the best funerals of all time.
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 16, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
LMAO
Hank Blalock hasn't played in a game since Sept. 6, and is hitting just .182 in 99 at-bats since Aug. 1.
This is almost mindblowing
How freaking bad this team is looking tonight.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
fixed
How freaking bad this team is looking tonight. the last week
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 16, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions
That too
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
does cahill remind rangers fans of roger pavlik
they both kind have that cross fire, funk delivery
Reminds me of a good pitcher who will be pitching for someone else in a couple years
Oh wait thats all the A’s good pitchers
Hank Blalock hasn't played in a game since Sept. 6, and is hitting just .182 in 99 at-bats since Aug. 1.
Cahill is at least a highly regarded prospect
You can at least see the potential.
But Brett fucking Tomko. Sigh.
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
I thought it couldn't get any worse
i was wrong
"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09
by Jason Brynsvold on Sep 16, 2009 8:35 PM CDT reply actions
This is the season
If the Rangers can’t start hitting and win this game… the fork should return.
no
9PM
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 16, 2009 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions
ha
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 16, 2009 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions
he's only 23 and has destroyed the minor
way too early to give up on him
remember carlos pena and adrian gonzalez
by Asfan4ever723 on Sep 16, 2009 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions
and got off the roids
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 16, 2009 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions
not his fault he never got a shot
he easily couldve been another nelson cruz or byrd
by Asfan4ever723 on Sep 16, 2009 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions
heh
that why he’s in Japan in their minors?
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 16, 2009 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions
ugh
that’s
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 16, 2009 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions
The guy can't hit in freaking Japan
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Looks more like leprosy
Hank Blalock hasn't played in a game since Sept. 6, and is hitting just .182 in 99 at-bats since Aug. 1.
its never lupus , except for that one time that it was
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
he wold not waste his time on their dead carcass
"I’m not in the meetings and not part of the discussions; it’s not my responsibility. . My responsibility is to go out and win tonight. My focus is to win tonight. The club has to look at more than just this year." -Michael Young
Good play by Elvis there
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Back to the Millwood situation...
If we shut down Millwood before he vests, is the big problem (1) that the union would bitch and file a grievance, or (2) free agents would avoid us like the plague? I wouldn’t worry about (1), but can’t we avoid (2) if the new owners just tell all the sports agents that it was Hicks’s fault—new owners distance themselves from the previous regime all the time.
A and B
Hank Blalock hasn't played in a game since Sept. 6, and is hitting just .182 in 99 at-bats since Aug. 1.
why?
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 16, 2009 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't know, I just have that feeling.
No statistical data to back me up, but I think once he hits AAA, his numbers will fall off.
His defensive limitations could mean he'll never be a Ranger
But he didn’t really skip a beat making the jump to AA… he’ll be a nice trade chip and a major leaguer somewhere, I think.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Who else is waiting for...
…Tom Grieve to drop the inevitable “You just have to tip your cap to Trevor Cahill for pitching a great game” excuse?
The sad thing is
It’s better than "You just have to tip your cap to Dontrelle Willis for pitching a great game" or "You just have to tip your cap to Brian Tallet for pitching a great game"
Luke Hochevar
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Hochevar has great stuff and is a former #1 overall pick.
Tomko is average this year.
What Dontrelle did to this team is almost unimaginable.
We set Hochevar's career strikeout record
Hochevar has a career K/9 of 5.81 and hasn’t struck out more than 7 per 9 since AA.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Yes
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
and that other SD spare
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 16, 2009 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions
HOLY FUCK A BASERUNNER
OHMYGODOHMYGOD somebody didn’t make an out!!!
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
well, we prolly need two to score a run...
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Sep 16, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Nate Diaz vs Melvin Guillard
Main event.
by TooLegitToQuit on Sep 16, 2009 8:51 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Gawd almighty
this team fucking sucks.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
We already have
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
this is like getting stabbed in the heart over and over and over and over
"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09
by Jason Brynsvold on Sep 16, 2009 8:52 PM CDT reply actions
Tomorrow is my 26th birthday.
The best present I will get….I won’t have to watch the suck in Arlington.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
It's times like these
where I wish Padilla was still on the team so he could instigate a bench clearing brawl. Maybe that would get these guys fired up…
It would give us something to watch at least
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 16, 2009 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions
so what
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 16, 2009 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions
it seems like its been 3 weeks since we won
"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09
by Jason Brynsvold on Sep 16, 2009 8:54 PM CDT reply actions
I say put in Ceej and let him bean someone. Need to start a fight and get some aggro going
we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"
He pitched last night, so he doesn't really NEED the work, either
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Well, the pitchers haven't really been at fault
These would be fairly reasonable defacits to rally from if we just had a fucking offense.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
While not completely the pitchings fault
they have given up 6 runs per game on this home-stand and 5 runs per game for the month (not counting today).
The white guy on UFC is getting tore up....
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
The only thing that would make me happy now
Is for the Rangers to not let Milwood pitch again this season…if they aren’ going to help this team add talent at least take that piece of shit away since it’s in their power.
not a good way to do business-very chickenshit
the Rangers have a rep as a Mickey Mouse organization, which they are trying to change. That stench would not go away for years.
"I’m not in the meetings and not part of the discussions; it’s not my responsibility. . My responsibility is to go out and win tonight. My focus is to win tonight. The club has to look at more than just this year." -Michael Young
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Yay, 1 run in 4 fucking games.
Really? When did we turn into the f’ing Padres?
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Around August 22 or so...
that first game we played the MF Yankees.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
Check that,
Auguat 25.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
He got caught between second and third, but was still safe at third when Murphy threw to second
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
wow...
we fuckin suck
we may be the worst fuckin team in baseball
80-82 final record…good lord…
Fuck Mike Estabrook
Can you imagine? Holy hell, heads would roll.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
I would love to hear Nadel right now.
I bet he is freakin’ pissed.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
fucking idiot. i hope they bat around just so we can peg him in the back
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
Is Rudy's head firmly on the chopping block now?
"I’m not in the meetings and not part of the discussions; it’s not my responsibility. . My responsibility is to go out and win tonight. My focus is to win tonight. The club has to look at more than just this year." -Michael Young
No
he will never go.
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 16, 2009 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions
I dunno...
his contract is up after this year. I bet he’s gone.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Aubrey Huff isn't anything close to Buddy Bell, Josh.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
and Ron's, for that matter?
"I’m not in the meetings and not part of the discussions; it’s not my responsibility. . My responsibility is to go out and win tonight. My focus is to win tonight. The club has to look at more than just this year." -Michael Young
why would it?
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 16, 2009 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions
if his job is to motivate and get them focused and playing hard
then why not? When a contending team collapses like this, against a bad team to boot, the head coach/manager is going to come under some fire.
"I’m not in the meetings and not part of the discussions; it’s not my responsibility. . My responsibility is to go out and win tonight. My focus is to win tonight. The club has to look at more than just this year." -Michael Young
25 pitch inning for CJ
What a fucking waste.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
just getting off work
wish I was still there.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
by Cecilio's Guante on Sep 16, 2009 9:08 PM CDT reply actions
My sarcastic guess of a CG, 3 hitter was high.
Wow.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Yeah we know Tom
Every opposing pitcher is Tim freaking Lincecum.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
exactly tom his two high strikeout totals are against the rangers.
MAYBE THAT SHOULD TELL YOU SOMETHING idiot.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
8 for 47 (.174) with 3Ks tonight, all on the same pitch.
Isn’t it fun beating your head against the wall hoping the feeling will change?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
Nobody
has been allowed to suck a bigger dick for a longer time than Chris Davis.
This is the same lifeless team we saw in June and this is the player who had his shipped to OKC in early July.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
And the 20-9 May?
Who was that. Your arguments hold no water.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Don't bother man.
He’s in full blown psychosis, just roll with it, don’t upset him.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
by Cecilio's Guante on Sep 16, 2009 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions
You know, I'm a lover...
and I really fucking hate you.
For two reasons…..
You made me root against Hank earlier this year bc of your dipshit analysis
and
I can’t watch Bull Durham (which used to be a top 3 movie of mine) bc of your use of “The Show.”
If you start calling people “meat” I’ll hunt you down.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
by Cecilio's Guante on Sep 16, 2009 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Go suck a dick
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 16, 2009 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Why hasn't he been banned yet?
Seriously, he brings nothing to the table.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
For the love of God
ban him.
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 16, 2009 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions
I'll pile on for the ban call
Just so I can make my troll script a bit smaller.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
and please tell me, who is hitting right now?
"I’m not in the meetings and not part of the discussions; it’s not my responsibility. . My responsibility is to go out and win tonight. My focus is to win tonight. The club has to look at more than just this year." -Michael Young
you remind me of the paranoid schizophrenics I work with
the ones who have been off their meds for a few weeks.
You constantly talk about things that don’t matter.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
by Cecilio's Guante on Sep 16, 2009 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions
German.
Give us something to cheer about.
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
Could have made a really tasteless joke right there....I refrained.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Hitler reference?
"I’m not in the meetings and not part of the discussions; it’s not my responsibility. . My responsibility is to go out and win tonight. My focus is to win tonight. The club has to look at more than just this year." -Michael Young
Odd
Hank Blalock hasn't played in a game since Sept. 6, and is hitting just .182 in 99 at-bats since Aug. 1.
I've officially stopped liking Josh and Tom.
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
Just this whole season.
They’ve made me roll my eyes with their homerism and constant lack of true analysis.
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
Not for my money.
It flies when we’re not competitive, but at the end of the day, in a competitive season, I just want to hear the game. Not Jim Knox, not Twitter, not the fucking Cookie Lady or BBQ from some shit hole in Oklahoma that no one gives a flying fuck about; just baseball.
And if we’re not playing well, just call it out. The only thing more annoying during this stretch than the Rangers fucking it up on the field has been Josh and Tom making excuse after excuse.
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
It's TV--I can see what's going on--so I like the entertainment
But if they’re not being critical tonight…that’s a bit strange
Anything is better than the beating that was listening to Dave Barnett on the broadcast the other day.
Seriously. I’ll take Knox, Twitter, Cookies and Pop culture nonsense anyday over Dave.
I don't get the animosity towards Dave.
He’s boring, but not so boring that I can’t handle him. At least not over all the non-baseball stuff.
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
The thing that gets me is he's actually dumber than Lewin
He doesn’t know what the fuck he’s talking about, so he just fills the air with meaningless cliches. Plus, he’s a fucking terrible play-by-play man.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Yep, same here.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Unwatchable
I would like to call out the entire Rangers team for their lack of attendance on this home stand.
This team has become unwatchable.
This game has been like a trainwreck
I really want to stop watching, but I can’t look away.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by LSJ on Sep 16, 2009 9:15 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Did they show his wife?
Hank Blalock hasn't played in a game since Sept. 6, and is hitting just .182 in 99 at-bats since Aug. 1.
Sadly no.
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 16, 2009 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Nothing going right
Hank Blalock hasn't played in a game since Sept. 6, and is hitting just .182 in 99 at-bats since Aug. 1.
Frankie?
Why the fuck would you use Frankie now?
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
He pitched like last night.
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 16, 2009 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions
He pitched yesterday
He’s been on the DL multiple times this year.
Save him for when you actually need him for petes sake.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
When you actually need him?
Like, 2010?
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 16, 2009 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions
I was about to make fun of Kinslerhomer's 'like'
but you managed to do it while giving a snide response to LSJ at the same time. Nice.
Go Rice Owls!
Hopefully to close games in the last couple weeks
If we ever pull our heads out of the bog.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
2010?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
by Cecilio's Guante on Sep 16, 2009 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions
TAG can't believe they would pinch-hit for Teagarden
LULZ.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
I changed my troll script for Josey
Now says “Dumbass.”
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Mine says
“Molahepoleha! Molahepoleha! Olee Olay oh-ho! Ileoanda! Ileoandabalichialhondo!” in honor of this.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Josey
quick question….why do you ride CD so much here but never seem to offer even a hint of distaste for Teagarden? They sport remarkably similar numbers.
CD – .214/.263/.422/.685
TT – .212/.273/.376/.649
I’m just asking…..
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
Don't.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
by Cecilio's Guante on Sep 16, 2009 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Hart drafted Teagarden.
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 16, 2009 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Have I mentioned
This team sucks?
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
I'm making the call
Rangers put up 5 in the bottom frame and go on a 19 game winning streak.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
by Cecilio's Guante on Sep 16, 2009 9:23 PM CDT reply actions
That would be the only thing that could save this team at this point
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Oklahoma St
Seems like a bunch of nice people. OU is very snobby.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
That "Cowboys Forever" song is terrible...
but I agree. Especially boomer1, he is a real snob.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
OT: One of my favorite bands, Poison The Well, had their van and trailer stolen on the FIRST night of tour.
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
Sucks man.
I was in a band too, same thing happened to us. Took me a year to save up enough money to get my shit back. Luckily they’re a fairly big band and have some label support, they’ll be alright. Might fuck their tour up though.
Ric Renner is a giant douche.
Rangers Live
will talk about how Nippert fell apart in the middle innings, just like Feldman, and how they don’t understand. Although, they never seem to mention how important the fact is that they were shut out, again. It wouldnt matter if pitchers fell apart in the 1st, 5th, or not at all, if you get shut out. I honestly had the feeling at 1-0 that the game was over. How much pressure is that on your starter, when in the fifth inning your team has one hit, AGAIN.
Agreed.
Thats whats funny about post game. They consider giving up 4-5 runs an absolute meltdown. Well, I guess it is when youre being one or two hit.
I heard Buzz crack on the Rangers agin in the booth. Said something like ‘Its the Rangers’ in reference to Josh asking about the A’s. HA! I love the brutal honesty.
Holy shit, this is THE THIRD TIME WE"VE BEEN ONE HIT THIS YEAR????
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
D-TRAIN IS BACK!!!!!!!!
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 16, 2009 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions
I agree
the pitching hasn’t been the problem
Josh said
It’s a “Motley crew” that has pitched these gems against the Rangers.
Translation—3 shitty pitchers.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
bruce182
Do you listen to Blink 182.
My god this team is FUCKING TERRIBLE! FUCKING MISERABLE PIECES OF SHIT!
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Sep 16, 2009 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Turrble
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
by Cecilio's Guante on Sep 16, 2009 9:29 PM CDT reply actions
Hell yes, boo the shit out of them.
Fuck this team.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Our hopes lie with Murphy
Hank Blalock hasn't played in a game since Sept. 6, and is hitting just .182 in 99 at-bats since Aug. 1.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
What are those assholes on the postgame cheering for?
bunch of jabrones.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
by Cecilio's Guante on Sep 16, 2009 9:31 PM CDT reply actions
I'm ON TV!!! I'M SO COOOOL!!!
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
just kids is all.
just want to be on tv.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Sep 16, 2009 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Busby
“Complete Disaster”
At least Busby doesn’t make excuses.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
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