I've got hope yes I do. Goooo hope.

by iorange555 on Sep 17, 2009 4:05 PM CDT Comment 51 comments

Where is the hope guys? WHERE IS THE FAITH? Okay I know where it is it's in the toilet along with other dumps of shit the rangers took this week. I've thought it was over this week I've been close to just giving up on the playoffs all together, but we can be 5.5 games out tomorrow. If we somehow stop shitting, and sweep the Angels we're 2.5 games out with 4 more to play with them. Then it basically would be in our hands. The likelihood of a sweep is not good. I mean our winning against the Angels has to stop, right? Well maybe. But maybe we honestly do have their number, and maybe we honestly do only play well against good teams. But that might be just good enough.

People talk about how we would need to go like 15 and 2 if the angels went 8-9 or something. When you look at it that way sure it doesn't look good at all. But if we won 6 out of the remaining 7 against the Angels our wins would be their losses. Thats 6 right there, and say they lose 2 to the Yankees thats 8, so they'd need to go basically undefeated against the rest of the games they play. I'm just saying if we sweep this weekend then this season looks entirely different. Don't give up hope till after this series these games still mean something they mean a lot they mean our season, so let's get into it a little, and not be so mopy.

Did you expect Kenny Chesney to finally admit he's gay? No! But it happened.

Did you expect Global Warming was going to take over the world, and make us all.........warm? No! But it happened.

Did you expect Tony Romo, and Jessica Simpson getting married and having two kids named Tito and Billop? No! But it happened.

Did you expect our offense to suck this season? No! But it happened.

Did you expect Scary movie 5 to be good? No! But it was hilarious.

Did you expect Brett Farve to come back from retirement? Yes!.......And this is a very bad example.

Don't lose the hope.

I'll leave you with a quote from our great leader

This team is finished, and it is time to look to 2010

I've never wanted someone to get bit in the ass more than I do now. Let's go rangers.

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AMEN

Nobody punished like Earl and No one was nastier than Ryan

by Garcia34 on Sep 17, 2009 4:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

LET'S DO IT

by oc on Sep 17, 2009 4:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

If the Rangers

win all their remaining games, they will be in the playoffs.

"I don't condone steroids or any other type of growth hormones or anything else, but I could care less, and, for the most part, I don't think the fans give a (bleep). The people that care about it are the people that probably don't like baseball," - Jim Leyland

by DJCahill on Sep 17, 2009 4:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Nah they don't have to do that.

You’re forgetting we can make the angels record look bad the rest of the season just from beating them ourselves.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 17, 2009 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Nope.

If we win all our games we win 17. In doing so we beat the Angels 7 times. Our magic number is 24. So, If we win out, we make our magic number. That’s if the Angels win every game they don’t play us.

However, after this team took it up the Ass from the A’s, I’m not holding my breath.

by DJCahill on Sep 17, 2009 4:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

We can lose a couple and be fine.

Just need to sweep this series.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 17, 2009 4:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I like this plan.

Dear Texas Rangers,

You control your own destiny.

Do not squander your destiny.

Sincerely,

JBImaknee

Go Rice Owls!

by JBImaknee on Sep 17, 2009 5:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Was it over?

When the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

by JShoe on Sep 17, 2009 4:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I was waiting for that

nice ha

08/03/2009 A day that will live in infamy for the rest of the AL West.

by Michael Cave on Sep 17, 2009 4:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

lol

that was family guy right?

Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee

by Baseball North on Sep 21, 2009 1:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Not sure if you're serious

but that’s Animal House.

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on Sep 21, 2009 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Let me tell you something my friend.

Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane.

LoneStarBall....You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

by DaheelzCM on Sep 17, 2009 4:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Next time your found, with your chin on the ground
There a lot to be learned, so look around

Just what makes that little old ant
Think hell move that rubber tree plant
Anyone knows an ant, cant
Move a rubber tree plant

But hes got high hopes, hes got high hopes
Hes got high apple pie, in the sky hopes

So any time your gettin low
stead of lettin go
Just remember that ant
Oops there goes another rubber tree plant

When troubles call, and your backs to the wall
There a lot to be learned, that wall could fall

Once there was a silly old ram
Thought hed punch a hole in a dam
No one could make that ram, scram
He kept buttin that dam

cause he had high hopes, he had high hopes
He had high apple pie, in the sky hopes

You just don't sit in a rocking chair, when you've built a revolution.

by Escher on Sep 17, 2009 4:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Kenny Chesney's gay?

"I cannot believe how fucking off base I was about Tiny E before this season. The Kid is great and is going to become a star."

- Wails

by RCCook on Sep 17, 2009 4:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

?

08/03/2009 A day that will live in infamy for the rest of the AL West.

by Michael Cave on Sep 17, 2009 4:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Global warming happened???

LoneStarBall....You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

by DaheelzCM on Sep 17, 2009 5:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Cheer up

Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you’re chewing on life’s gristle
Don’t grumble, give a whistle
And this’ll help things turn out for the best…

And…always look on the bright side of life…
Always look on the light side of life…

If life seems jolly rotten
There’s something you’ve forgotten
And that’s to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you’re feeling in the dumps
Don’t be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle – that’s the thing.

And…always look on the bright side of life…
Always look on the light side of life…

For life is quite absurd
And death’s the final word
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your sin – give the audience a grin
Enjoy it – it’s your last chance anyhow.

So always look on the bright side of death
Just before you draw your terminal breath

Life’s a piece of shit
When you look at it
Life’s a laugh and death’s a joke, it’s true.
You’ll see it’s all a show
Keep ’em laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.

And always look on the bright side of life…
Always look on the right side of life…

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 17, 2009 5:05 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs

Yawn.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Sep 17, 2009 5:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

insert dildo

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 17, 2009 5:15 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs

oh my LOL

attaboy i.Orange break out the defibrillators!!

This “thing” ain’t dead yet.

HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?

by BigGuns on Sep 17, 2009 5:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

and REC!

HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?

by BigGuns on Sep 17, 2009 5:30 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs

I think RW should post this in the clubhouse

see the reaction to it heh.

After Fuentes blows a save and an Angels loss to the Indians:
"Angels still in first place" - UCI Halo
"Hey you know who would have gotten those 3 outs in the 9th?
Darren O’Day." - FirebatM3
LOL

by hinduplaya on Sep 17, 2009 5:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs