Game 146 Game Day Thread
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 18, 2009 6:00 PM CDT
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Los Angeles Angels at Texas Rangers, Sep 18, 2009 7:05 PM CDT
Go Rangers...
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the miracle starts here
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 18, 2009 6:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
+1!
Let’s do this!
"There is the Vegetarian Hot Pocket for those of us who don't want to eat meat, but would still like diarrhea." Jim Gaffigan
by Suicide Prince on Sep 18, 2009 6:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Angels win
8-2
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 18, 2009 6:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Grrrrr...
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Sep 18, 2009 6:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Take that shit
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Sep 18, 2009 6:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Even if it's not funny,
it’s my first successful linkage incorporating the link into a word!
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Sep 18, 2009 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That Josh Womack video with the bat tricks....
bad ass.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
by TxStCa on Sep 18, 2009 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah,
hard to believe it’s real. Incredible.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Sep 18, 2009 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The one where he swings and flips it horizontally then keeps swinging...
wow.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
by TxStCa on Sep 18, 2009 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am sad.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
by SarasotaRanger on Sep 18, 2009 6:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
please don't shit the bed again
I need to see a win
I thought it be all warm and shitty, but it just tasted like normal beer. It was still cold.
by RA Dickey on Sep 18, 2009 6:10 PM CDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
Our Daily Simpson's quote...
Which could sum up the “Built for Fun” ads.
Lionel Hutz: This is the greatest case of false advertising I’ve seen since I sued the movie "The Never Ending Story."
Bill Simmons: "I will tell you right now, if the Boston Red Sox traded Clay Buchholz for Justin Smoak, I will run around my neighborhood naked...celebrating for an hour. I love Justin Smoak"
by Smoak Some on Sep 18, 2009 6:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
lol
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 18, 2009 6:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
For all the attorneys:
[Original ad]
Works on Contigency.
No Money Down.
[New ad]
Works on Contigency?
No, Money Down!
Remember Red, hope is a good thing. Maybe the best of things. And no good thing ever dies.
by WyoRanger on Sep 18, 2009 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm bringing my 90% win record with my attendance today
we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"
by eclou on Sep 18, 2009 6:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Let's go Rangers!
CLAP, CLAP, CLAP-CLAP-CLAP.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Sep 18, 2009 6:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
administer the beating
defeatist pussy lives here
by sam in so cal on Sep 18, 2009 6:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Rangers, please make baseball fun to watch again....
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
by lost in space on Sep 18, 2009 6:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Someone want to post the fork for a little reverse jinxing?
A rally oc before the game even starts?
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
by AceJC on Sep 18, 2009 6:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm hoping the Angels take the lead
but only so we can make a miracle comeback. I can’t recall the last time the Rangers came from behind to win in dramatic fashion. All the wins I can remember start with the Rangers taking the lead and then (often barely) holding on for the win. It’s a win, but it’s boring. Dramatic walk-off home runs are good for the fans and good for the team. It just might be the shot of enthusiasm that this team needs.
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 18, 2009 6:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Was the last walk-off the Blalock homer vs, LA?
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 18, 2009 6:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Was that before or after the one in Minnesota?
How many total do the Rangers have this year. The Yankees now have 14. Those are the sort of wins that energize a team. The Rangers wins sometimes seem to be more draining than energizing. It is extremely stressful (as a fan) to watch your team take an early lead and then watch the other team slowly chip away at it until the ninth inning when they have the winning runs on base before your close finally gets the last out. It has to be worse for the players.
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 18, 2009 6:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
... your closer...
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 18, 2009 6:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Before and 6 walkoffs
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 18, 2009 6:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The last really exciting win I remember was the extra innings game against MIN on 07/19T
They came from behind to tie it in the 7th, then won it in the bottom of the 12th on a Kinsler HR.
The had a walkoff against LAAA on 07/01 an the Blalock HR, but that was only necessary because the lost the lead in the top of the 9th.
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 18, 2009 6:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
After the last six games...
… there’s no such thing as a boring win.
by mgb5 on Sep 18, 2009 6:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 18, 2009 6:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I wonder how mad Longoria was after that
He seems like a hot head to me.
by jdh90 on Sep 18, 2009 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
late arriving crowd i guess
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 18, 2009 6:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
or they said fuck it
I’m not going to watch a AAAA team play a real MLB team.
by jdh90 on Sep 18, 2009 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Eat poop and die.
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
by AceJC on Sep 18, 2009 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
present
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
by boomer1 on Sep 18, 2009 6:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
accounted for
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 18, 2009 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
So is it possible that we throw Hurley right back into Arlington at the start next year?
I thin it’s more likely he gets some time in OKC before the FO makes a decision.
by jdh90 on Sep 18, 2009 6:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hurley
There’s about a 0.1% chance he starts the season in Arlington.
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 18, 2009 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Then why are people still floating his name around
as a possible starter in front of Feliz?
by jdh90 on Sep 18, 2009 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think in the TR mailbag
he said Hurley wouldn’t even be ready until June.
by MikeEl on Sep 18, 2009 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
End the losing streak
that would be a good start.
by jdh90 on Sep 18, 2009 6:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
<>X
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
by WhipSmart on Sep 18, 2009 6:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Is that the Dori fish from Finding Nemo?
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 18, 2009 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes it is
and I have more….
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
by WhipSmart on Sep 18, 2009 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rangers, please make baseball fun to watch again....
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
by lost in space on Sep 18, 2009 6:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
If we win today, the next game becomes the biggest game
and so forth.
If this miracle happens, then I will die a happy man.
by jdh90 on Sep 18, 2009 7:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
TAG stole my shirt...
I bet he didn’t pay 60 bucks for it at the shop in centerfield though….
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
by TxStCa on Sep 18, 2009 7:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes,
but does he have your rain coat?
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Sep 18, 2009 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Doubt it.
And if he does, I bet he didn’t get it in as cool a way as I did.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
by TxStCa on Sep 18, 2009 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
plus,
bet he doesn’t have a ball signed by…Derrick Turnbow?
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Sep 18, 2009 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That either.
It’s next to my Feliz ball, lol. Didn’t know where else to put it, cept maybe the trash, but figured I’d keep it.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
by TxStCa on Sep 18, 2009 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That bitch
march up there and get it back. Then bitch slap Barnett if you pass by the radio booth(he does radio with nadel when he’s not on FSN, right?).
by jdh90 on Sep 18, 2009 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
We wear red until we lose!
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
by AceJC on Sep 18, 2009 7:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
We must sweep. If not,you glass half full folks neednto start looking at the glass half empty.
by Too Legit To quit on Sep 18, 2009 7:07 PM CDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
My problem isn't so much that the glass is half full
it just seems like it’s half full of piss.
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
by AceJC on Sep 18, 2009 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't care if the glass is half full or half empty
I just want to know who the hell has been drinking my beer..!!
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
by WhipSmart on Sep 18, 2009 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Look at Tommy's stats for times through the lineup...
.216 the 3rd time through? Damn Tommy.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
by TxStCa on Sep 18, 2009 7:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Its the first time through that usually kills him
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 18, 2009 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Which is odd...
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
by TxStCa on Sep 18, 2009 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He gets killed on pitches 1-25
But is dominant on 25-50 and 51-75. He’s ok from 76-100. I think he just needs longer to warm up than most pitchers.
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 18, 2009 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ok Rangers
Start teasing.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 18, 2009 7:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
sigh
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 18, 2009 7:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Dale Scott. Ugh. Why can't these hacks end up in a lockout?
by Too Legit To quit on Sep 18, 2009 7:09 PM CDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
Oh shit...
is The Great Wikipedia Vandalism 2009 set to go tonight?
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
by TxStCa on Sep 18, 2009 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
if it's not,it should be. :D
by Too Legit To quit on Sep 18, 2009 7:16 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
how do you miss that high that many times in a row?
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 18, 2009 7:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
WTF??
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
by AceJC on Sep 18, 2009 7:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
there we go
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 18, 2009 7:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
sit the fuck down
go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com
by studcrackers on Sep 18, 2009 7:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice pitch.
Fuck you ump.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 18, 2009 7:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hit the pine you eagle eyed bitch.
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
by AceJC on Sep 18, 2009 7:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I just noticed Jones is in the lineup
Strange that nobody posted the lineup at the beginning of the GDT
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 18, 2009 7:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
If we win then it's our new good luck move.
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
by AceJC on Sep 18, 2009 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
just our fucking luck
go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com
by studcrackers on Sep 18, 2009 7:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wait, I thought you couldn't do that with a man on first?
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
by AceJC on Sep 18, 2009 7:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
two outs
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 18, 2009 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck u Pudge
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 18, 2009 7:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Goddamn our catchers blow
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 18, 2009 7:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Crowd making some noise.
Now up your game,Kinsler.
by Too Legit To quit on Sep 18, 2009 7:14 PM CDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
Toree is from Dallas?
by Too Legit To quit on Sep 18, 2009 7:15 PM CDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
Lucky fuckers.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 18, 2009 7:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
fuck me
how the fuck do they get 17000 of these hits a year?
go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com
by studcrackers on Sep 18, 2009 7:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
More Angels luck
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 18, 2009 7:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
wow are we really going to do this shit again
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 18, 2009 7:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
What the fuck?
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Sep 18, 2009 7:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Godfuckingosdigbvweoua;gbvasbdvinvbioanw;dvso
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
by AceJC on Sep 18, 2009 7:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
We are the Rangers
and this is how we play baseball.
Terrible.
by jdh90 on Sep 18, 2009 7:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
besides the walk nothing we did was wrong. shutup
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 18, 2009 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Aside from Pudge letting strike three roll into the Gulf of Mexico, you mean
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 18, 2009 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and then walking at first before running
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 18, 2009 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
did you see where he fuck that ball was?
fucking three pudges side by side by side couldn’t get that.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 18, 2009 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, whatever
Pudge is impervious from fault, I guess.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 18, 2009 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was a tough ball in the dirt
That pitch is going to get loose a lot.
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 18, 2009 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ok, time to score runs.
Nao.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
by TxStCa on Sep 18, 2009 7:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
We need to like Kazmir up like it's the 4th of July.
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
by AceJC on Sep 18, 2009 7:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
We beat him on the 3rd of July;)
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 18, 2009 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
like=light
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
by AceJC on Sep 18, 2009 7:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Tommy Hunter is not good in the 1st inning
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 18, 2009 7:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
again besides the walk i don't see how he was bad, but ok
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 18, 2009 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The wild pitch was kind of bad
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 18, 2009 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
so one pitch?
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 18, 2009 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He k'ed him on it
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 18, 2009 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
THIS. He struck out one of the better hitters in the league
and then got the biggest Ranger killer to strike out swinging (even if it takes pitching it out of the left handers box.)
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
by AceJC on Sep 18, 2009 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Besides the his last outing
He has given up runs in the 1st in 5 of 6 (at least) of his last starts. You can check his splits on B-R. They are pretty bad in the first inning. Or the first 25 pitches. Or the first time through the lineup.
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 18, 2009 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I posted this once
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 18, 2009 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
His BABIP was .233
it has to go down
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 18, 2009 7:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
reply fail
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 18, 2009 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
same ol' shit kinsler. i hope we bench your ass
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 18, 2009 7:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
lol it will
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 18, 2009 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pop Quiz
What do you think Kinsler’s OPS since coming off the d.l. is?
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 18, 2009 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
.879?
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 18, 2009 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
WOOOO POPOUTS
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 18, 2009 7:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ok,
I’ve never complained about Nellie’s D before tonight. But who in the hell called Kinz off that flyball?
"Thats all we got? One goddamned hit?" - Harry Doyle
"You cant say god damn on the radio."- Colorman Monte
"Ehhh, who cares...nobody's listening!"- Harry Doyle
by awillis111 on Sep 18, 2009 7:19 PM CDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
No one, he just game up and assumed Nellie would get it before he would.
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
by AceJC on Sep 18, 2009 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Btw,Hey Tour-e! Your son is an embarrasment to all California Public Schools.
by Too Legit To quit on Sep 18, 2009 7:20 PM CDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
And that's really saying something
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 18, 2009 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
lucky fuckers
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 18, 2009 7:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Jesus Christ
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 18, 2009 7:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ok,
I’ve never complained about the OF D before. But, who the hell called Kinz off that FB, the let it fall?? Nellie
"Thats all we got? One goddamned hit?" - Harry Doyle
"You cant say god damn on the radio."- Colorman Monte
"Ehhh, who cares...nobody's listening!"- Harry Doyle
by awillis111 on Sep 18, 2009 7:22 PM CDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
I don't know if anyone was getting to that
Just lucky as shit placement.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 18, 2009 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh Praise the Lord! Murphy gave a solo HR to keep us from being shut out 4 games.
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
by AceJC on Sep 18, 2009 7:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Gimme a break Josh.
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
by AceJC on Sep 18, 2009 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah,
exactly what I was thinking.
Who gives a shit?
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Sep 18, 2009 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
David Murphy hitting third
Against a LHP.
Awesome.
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 18, 2009 7:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
now talk about how much
jones sucks
go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com
by studcrackers on Sep 18, 2009 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
did better than kinsler, huh?
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 18, 2009 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Murphy says shut your pie hole
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
by AceJC on Sep 18, 2009 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Respectfully of course.
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
by AceJC on Sep 18, 2009 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You can stuff
your “aswesomes” in a sack, mister.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Sep 18, 2009 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
HEY!
dunbe tahlkin ‘bout Murph dat way… he’s my bud!
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
by WhipSmart on Sep 18, 2009 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
HEY!
IF YOU WERE A HOTDOG, WOULDJA EAT YOURSELF? I KNOW I WOULD
go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com
by studcrackers on Sep 18, 2009 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, two line drives in the inning
There’s a small victory for this offense right there.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 18, 2009 7:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Josh Lewin just gave me an idea of a new tag line
“Ron Washington, defying conventional wisdom since 2007.”
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 18, 2009 7:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
fits in well
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 18, 2009 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that can work for the supporters and the haters...
guaranteed fun for all ages…
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
by WhipSmart on Sep 18, 2009 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's about as nice as you could possibly put things
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 18, 2009 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Time to go ape shit AJ.
Streak away my man.
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
by AceJC on Sep 18, 2009 7:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
making him work for it
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 18, 2009 7:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
lol Jones
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 18, 2009 7:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
fuck u Jones
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 18, 2009 7:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck we suck
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 18, 2009 7:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
lol
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 18, 2009 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
borderline.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 18, 2009 7:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I wouldve took that shit yard. Right down the middle.
by Too Legit To quit on Sep 18, 2009 7:27 PM CDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
really? he must have those knees that move up and down
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 18, 2009 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am really looking forward to the Tech/Texas game this weekend.
I’m hoping Tech kills them, but as a true Raider, I would be ok with taking a consolation prize of beating the 17 1/2 pt spread.
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
by AceJC on Sep 18, 2009 7:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
when was the last time
leach put up a decent showing on the road vs. texas or oklahoma?
go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com
by studcrackers on Sep 18, 2009 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He hasn't.
Ever.
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
by AceJC on Sep 18, 2009 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
thats what i thought
go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com
by studcrackers on Sep 18, 2009 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Actually, they only loss by 10 in '06 against OU.
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
by AceJC on Sep 18, 2009 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And only loss by 3 against UT in '03
So not very often, but it can happen.
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
by AceJC on Sep 18, 2009 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
One of My buddy's is Alex Torres.
by Too Legit To quit on Sep 18, 2009 7:31 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
Snowball Express
I think the last time I asked for a Snowball Express, my girlfriend broke up with me.
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 18, 2009 7:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
sick bastard
go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com
by studcrackers on Sep 18, 2009 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
though on initially
hearing the name the same though crept into my mind
go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com
by studcrackers on Sep 18, 2009 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thirty-seven??
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
by WhipSmart on Sep 18, 2009 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck German
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 18, 2009 7:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
thats three times now german
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 18, 2009 7:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ShamWhooops
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 18, 2009 7:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
STRIKES
Throw them.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 18, 2009 7:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
where was that?
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 18, 2009 7:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
that was the same fuckin spot
as the previous pitch
go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com
by studcrackers on Sep 18, 2009 7:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
WTF?
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 18, 2009 7:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
phew
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 18, 2009 7:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Excellent Smithers.
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
by AceJC on Sep 18, 2009 7:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice job Nellie
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 18, 2009 7:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
NELLIE!
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 18, 2009 7:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
THANK YOU BABY JESUS
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 18, 2009 7:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Finally, Nellie showing up with the "D". I love it.
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
by AceJC on Sep 18, 2009 7:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nelson Cruz
Worst defensive outfielder Mike Rhyner has ever seen.
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 18, 2009 7:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Suck on that Rhyner!
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
by AceJC on Sep 18, 2009 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And Wails, amongst others...
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
by Rodney on Sep 18, 2009 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nellie freakin' Cruz!
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
by WhipSmart on Sep 18, 2009 7:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
CRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZ
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 18, 2009 7:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Just woke up, good sight to see nellie catch that ball.
Now get us a win guys!
by bruce182 on Sep 18, 2009 7:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Lazy fucker
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
by Rodney on Sep 18, 2009 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Buenas Noches
Senor.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Sep 18, 2009 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
FUCK U HATERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 18, 2009 7:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Was Tommy getting squeezed?
It seemed like it on MLB At Bat, but I don’t know how accurate this is.
by rcreative on Sep 18, 2009 7:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nadel kinda hinted at it
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
by Rodney on Sep 18, 2009 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh that fucktard?
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
by Rodney on Sep 18, 2009 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Okay
Time to stop sucking.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 18, 2009 7:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
OT: Any of you guys have a last.fm? If you do
by jdh90 on Sep 18, 2009 7:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
you should check out this stuff...
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
by WhipSmart on Sep 18, 2009 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shameless, just shameless
When you gonna answer my fb req?
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
by Rodney on Sep 18, 2009 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
already have, dude... :)
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
by WhipSmart on Sep 18, 2009 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, oops
Carry on then…lol
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
by Rodney on Sep 18, 2009 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not much of a fan of electronica, but I'll tag it and listen later?
Is that your band?
by jdh90 on Sep 18, 2009 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Excuse the question mark
it seems my grammar is at its poorest when I’m on LSB.
by jdh90 on Sep 18, 2009 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm Ron Burgandy?
I’m not really into electronica either, oddly enough… but I started making this stuff out of boredom at work and put it on last.fm… next thing I know, a few months later, I’m signed to a label and I have an album coming out in Nov…
life is weird…
More here → EML Recordings (regular site is under renovation)
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
by WhipSmart on Sep 18, 2009 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good for you!
Although you still need to fix the link in your sig, dummy ;)
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
by Rodney on Sep 18, 2009 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
what's wrong with the link?
I just haven’t been bothered to switch my personal blog over to a band page…
This thread notwithstanding, I don’t do much promo stuff…
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
by WhipSmart on Sep 18, 2009 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
WTH?
I just clicked it a minute ago, and it took me to a search page for “electrciorkra”
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
by Rodney on Sep 18, 2009 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm the firestarter, twisted firestarter!
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
by AceJC on Sep 18, 2009 7:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
nice hit byrd
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 18, 2009 7:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice, Angels are in town, the Rangers have their hitting hats on!
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
by AceJC on Sep 18, 2009 7:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Byrd!
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 18, 2009 7:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Monitor, not
computer screen
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
by Rodney on Sep 18, 2009 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
cruz?
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 18, 2009 7:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
gawd
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 18, 2009 7:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Shut the fuck up lewin
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 18, 2009 7:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That shirt is terrible.
by Too Legit To quit on Sep 18, 2009 7:46 PM CDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
Davis is making him work. Kazmir may not make it to the 6th.
This pleases me.
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
by AceJC on Sep 18, 2009 7:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Take it off slow
That pleases me…
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
by Rodney on Sep 18, 2009 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shoot forget the 6th. Maybe not the 4th
Hank Blalock hasn't played in a game since Sept. 6, and is hitting just .182 in 99 at-bats since Aug. 1.
by Ranger121032 on Sep 18, 2009 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 18, 2009 7:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That was awesome.
Oh shit, Pudge is up now.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 18, 2009 7:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Blalock woulda hit a double there
/JW
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
by Rodney on Sep 18, 2009 7:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That was a Vlad at-bat.
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
by AceJC on Sep 18, 2009 7:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Chris Davis...
To: Josey Donuts
SUCK IT!!!
"Thats all we got? One goddamned hit?" - Harry Doyle
"You cant say god damn on the radio."- Colorman Monte
"Ehhh, who cares...nobody's listening!"- Harry Doyle
by awillis111 on Sep 18, 2009 7:50 PM CDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
5 DPs in 18 games as a Ranger
Pudge, sigh.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
by Rodney on Sep 18, 2009 7:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
One of only two guys who has hit into 18 DP's this year in less than 450 PA's
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 18, 2009 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pudge sucks
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 18, 2009 7:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
It’s unfortunate none of our catchers have really been up to par.
I’m hoping Salty has a nice rebound year next year. He’s still young and has time to develop.
by jdh90 on Sep 18, 2009 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Me too
But the reality is Salty hasn’t hit yet in over 800 MLB PA’s and has seen his last two seasons end with arm injuries.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 18, 2009 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hahahahaha
This is the freaking exception Lewin, not the norm.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 18, 2009 7:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Good effort Ms. Junk in the Trunk!
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
by AceJC on Sep 18, 2009 7:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Stick that ballgirl at third base
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 18, 2009 7:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
gonna ask her to marry me...
any girl who will go all out like that for a baseball is HAWT!!
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
by WhipSmart on Sep 18, 2009 7:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
you fucking asshole
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 18, 2009 7:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCK U PUDGE!
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 18, 2009 7:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh dear.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Sep 18, 2009 7:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCK YOU PUDGE
God I hate him.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 18, 2009 7:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i think a dp now
should be called to pull a pudge.
by mizzou918 on Sep 18, 2009 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pudge swung at about 6 balls in that AB
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 18, 2009 7:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i'm still pleased cause at least tonight it looks like we're fighting.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 18, 2009 7:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
THIS times 100.
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
by AceJC on Sep 18, 2009 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Agreed
Hank Blalock hasn't played in a game since Sept. 6, and is hitting just .182 in 99 at-bats since Aug. 1.
by Ranger121032 on Sep 18, 2009 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If we can't get to Kazmir tonight we're even worse than we've appeared the last three games
He doesn’t have it tonight.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 18, 2009 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If nothing else
Kazmir’s at 48 pitches already through two innings.
by Greenville on Sep 18, 2009 7:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
thread freeze on anyone else...?
had to back out and reload it.
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
by WhipSmart on Sep 18, 2009 7:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nah, I've been fine...
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 18, 2009 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Everyone add Hunter to the list of Rangers Vlad has schooled
I absolutly hate that rat bastard.
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
by AceJC on Sep 18, 2009 7:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ballgame!
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 18, 2009 7:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
seriously,
log off.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Sep 18, 2009 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
just enjoy it.
might be the last meaningful game. till it’s over i’m happy.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 18, 2009 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was a terrible fucking curveball.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 18, 2009 7:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I really hate Vlad
Hank Blalock hasn't played in a game since Sept. 6, and is hitting just .182 in 99 at-bats since Aug. 1.
by Ranger121032 on Sep 18, 2009 7:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Thanks Josh.
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
by AceJC on Sep 18, 2009 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hunters curve is all over the road tonight
Not a good sign.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 18, 2009 8:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He's gonna have to find a way. Bottom line.
Let’s see if he can get by with 85% stuff.
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
by AceJC on Sep 18, 2009 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
thought he had it dang
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 18, 2009 8:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
If he can keep it here,
solo home runs don’t usually lose ballgames for you.
Of course usually a pitcher insn’t pitching for a team whose scored 1 run in 38 innings.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Sep 18, 2009 8:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I really hate that fucker
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 18, 2009 8:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Polio?
I thought polio went the way of the dinosaur?
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Sep 18, 2009 8:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
3rd World Country dude
I think it is mostly gone now though
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
by Rodney on Sep 18, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Viagra ad on the MLB.com Rangers boxscore is a bit strange
Hank Blalock hasn't played in a game since Sept. 6, and is hitting just .182 in 99 at-bats since Aug. 1.
by Ranger121032 on Sep 18, 2009 8:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Headdeask, deaddesk, headdesk
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 18, 2009 8:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Asian Kid up already
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
by Rodney on Sep 18, 2009 8:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
there we go
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by iorange555 on Sep 18, 2009 8:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Excellent Smithers.
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
by AceJC on Sep 18, 2009 8:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
we score this inning
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by iorange555 on Sep 18, 2009 8:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Fail on my part
We’d better. We’ve made Kazmir work, just gotta do better with the chances we’ve been given.
by jdh90 on Sep 18, 2009 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
THIS times about 6, 7?
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
by AceJC on Sep 18, 2009 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Watching the Rangers in HD
is even more frustrating than watching them on a crappy online stream.
Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.
by jonthefon on Sep 18, 2009 8:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh thank God.
Now, back to watching our offense at least act like they’re trying.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 18, 2009 8:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Well...at least their approach is good.
Right? Right?
Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.
by jonthefon on Sep 18, 2009 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Aldo Nova=Good Inning
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
by Rodney on Sep 18, 2009 8:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
No Lewin, we need a miracle.
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 18, 2009 8:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
German getting that single on 1-2 is close.
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
by AceJC on Sep 18, 2009 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
nice german
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by iorange555 on Sep 18, 2009 8:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yay
GET HIM IN
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 18, 2009 8:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
lol
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 18, 2009 8:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
good ol' kinsler
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by iorange555 on Sep 18, 2009 8:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Someone needs to get Kinsler some anti-depressants
or give me some to watch his at-bats.
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
by AceJC on Sep 18, 2009 8:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
call out the fans then suck that much. stupid
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by iorange555 on Sep 18, 2009 8:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm so fucking tired of hearing about that
Get the fuck over it.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 18, 2009 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
this
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 18, 2009 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
interesting as well
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 18, 2009 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're tired of hearing about the same thing over and over constantly?
interesting.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 18, 2009 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm tired of hearing about irrational hatred for our best player is what I'm tired of hearing
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 18, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol ok Adam.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 18, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who's hating on Byrd?
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
by AceJC on Sep 18, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's the dumbest fucking thing
I’ve heard in a while. All Byrd does is clog up the clean-up role.
by jdh90 on Sep 18, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ok
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 18, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hi Ron
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 18, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lol. Sarcasm button broken?
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
by AceJC on Sep 18, 2009 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, I'm just pissed
I don’t give a shit about the playoffs, but I hate losing to the fucking Angels.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 18, 2009 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Eh, we have 6 more innings to bat
and the worst bullpen in the AL getting ready to show us their stuff. I’m excited we’re only down by 2.
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
by AceJC on Sep 18, 2009 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know...
I shouldn’t feel so helpless down by 2, but I do.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 18, 2009 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If this was Seattle or KC or Tampa, I'd say pack it up.
But we love us some exciting Angel games.
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
by AceJC on Sep 18, 2009 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
just a hint jon
trying speaking “your” mind before someone starts preaching what you’re late in saying
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 18, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
What?
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 18, 2009 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let's wait till someone says something for you
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 18, 2009 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck off.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 18, 2009 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Where should I fuck off too?
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 18, 2009 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
How about you fuck off and go join
the dipshits that post on DMN?
by jdh90 on Sep 18, 2009 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because that makes a lot of sense
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 18, 2009 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You make no sense.
You do nothing but troll because your life is so pathetic and you have nothing better to do than ruin other people’s discussions. GTFO and go away forever.
by jdh90 on Sep 18, 2009 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
lmao what?
you’re insane.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 18, 2009 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey I believe you man.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 18, 2009 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I suggest everyone...
…go read the KSK link I read, which will make everyone laugh and cheer everyone up.
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 18, 2009 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, it was
Dirty Chimichanga is a great nickname.
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 18, 2009 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just stereotypical hispanic
satire. Nothing different than what you would see at a comedy show that Carlos Mencia performs at.
by jdh90 on Sep 18, 2009 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Huh?
KSK doesn’t seem to have anything in common with Carlos Mencia, to me.
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 18, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The overuse of swears
is also what Kat Williams does.
by jdh90 on Sep 18, 2009 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know who Kat Williams is
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 18, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This guy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PG0pkL__2To
Thinks he has to curse just to be funny.
by jdh90 on Sep 18, 2009 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You could say that about many comedians...
…going all the way back to Redd Foxx.
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 18, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The whole "jock" theme
of the article wasn’t that great either.
by jdh90 on Sep 18, 2009 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not sure what you mean by "jock" theme
I’m not sure if you’ve read KSK before, but this is one of their bits.
They took Rex Ryan — who seems like a bit of a cartoon anyway — and turned him into a way over the top cartoon version of what, to an outsider, he seems like he is like anyway.
Sort of like their bits with Jerry Jones and Wade Phillips.
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 18, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Comedian of some kind, I think
This I’ve seen him on Leno or something.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 18, 2009 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was replying to the "Dirty Chimichanga" quote.
by jdh90 on Sep 18, 2009 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
In the context of the piece...
…it really wasn’t at all Mencia-like.
Not in the least because it wasn’t stolen from someone else.
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 18, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You like fish-dicks?!?
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
by AceJC on Sep 18, 2009 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was some pretty funny shit.
Ryan does seem like a frat boy/bully/good ’ol boy.
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
by AceJC on Sep 18, 2009 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
BS calls
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 18, 2009 8:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
bullshit ump
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 18, 2009 8:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
BULL FUCKING SHIT CALL
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 18, 2009 8:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The Angels are so fucking lucky
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 18, 2009 8:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck it, Pettis needs to get thrown out there. Get the fans into it!
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
by AceJC on Sep 18, 2009 8:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Well, at least somebody stepped on the cockroach for once.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 18, 2009 8:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
quick inning please hunter
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 18, 2009 8:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Fucking come on Blue.
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
by AceJC on Sep 18, 2009 8:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
fuck that ump
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 18, 2009 8:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ONE MORE TOMMY
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by iorange555 on Sep 18, 2009 8:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
yep
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 18, 2009 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He is for the first time in a long while getting on my nerves a lot
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 18, 2009 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lewin has become that super-enthusiastic retarded kid that at first you think is amusing, but becomes increasinly annoying the more you listen
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 18, 2009 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kind of like the Jerry O'Connell in Stand By Me.
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
by AceJC on Sep 18, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
PUDGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
by AceJC on Sep 18, 2009 8:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
WOO
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 18, 2009 8:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Makeup call
Since Abreu should have been called out on strikes.
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 18, 2009 8:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
he was out regardless
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 18, 2009 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
maybe
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 18, 2009 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow, Pudge finally did something productive
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 18, 2009 8:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Didn't tag him and he was in before the ball.
Pudge got us an out for being “Pudge”. Excellent.
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
by AceJC on Sep 18, 2009 8:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I just emailed Ben...
…and told him his new nickname is “Dirty Chimichanga.”
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 18, 2009 8:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
why is andruw jones playing in this game
"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09
by Mizzou12 on Sep 18, 2009 8:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Don't know
Gentry is a better hitter right now.
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 18, 2009 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He is there to "try and inject some life into this struggling offense".
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
by AceJC on Sep 18, 2009 8:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Reply fail
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
by AceJC on Sep 18, 2009 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
We haven't had an XBH since Tuesday?
Please stop informing us of these thing Josh, ignorance is bliss.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 18, 2009 8:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ugh ump
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 18, 2009 8:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
blah
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by iorange555 on Sep 18, 2009 8:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
this ump sucks big
"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09
by Mizzou12 on Sep 18, 2009 8:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Sigh...
I kind of feel like I’m leaving the “pissed” phase and slipping into despondency already.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 18, 2009 8:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Did that really deserve the stupid FOX theme?
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 18, 2009 8:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He bunny hopped. Yes.
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
by AceJC on Sep 18, 2009 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Speaking of FOX...
…I think we need some more cross-promotion.
I’m hoping Glenn Beck shows up to talk with Tim McCarver and Jack Buck during one of the ALCS games.
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 18, 2009 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can barely stand Glenn Beck by himself
with McCarver and Buck, it’d probably be the worst booth of all-time.
by jdh90 on Sep 18, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you hate a lot of people
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by iorange555 on Sep 18, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Someone get that guy a mirror.
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
by AceJC on Sep 18, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 18, 2009 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, well...
…if you are going to hate, Glenn Beck is a very worthy target.
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 18, 2009 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
if he didnt swing i think that was going to hit him in the face
"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09
by Mizzou12 on Sep 18, 2009 8:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
fans in the stands
next Ranger at bat, wouldn’t be funny to hear “lets score tonight!” (repeat),
the Rangers have turned into nerds on prom night
by Ryan2907 on Sep 18, 2009 8:39 PM CDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
The Rangers are at home playing D&D?
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 18, 2009 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
D&D...oh man...
good times…
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 18, 2009 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jesus Christ
This is like watching the AI on MLB 08 the show fuck you over by creating lucky-ass hit after lucky ass hit for your opponent.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 18, 2009 8:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCK YES
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by iorange555 on Sep 18, 2009 8:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ELVIS!!
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 18, 2009 8:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
WOW
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 18, 2009 8:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Elvis is carrying this thing.
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
by AceJC on Sep 18, 2009 8:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
There is no
this thing.
Unless “this thing” has converted into getting 90 wins, then yes, he is.
by jdh90 on Sep 18, 2009 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you're just a genius today, huh?
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 18, 2009 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Incredible.
Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.
by jonthefon on Sep 18, 2009 8:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
OK, enough of this stuff. Let's have an 8-run inning.
Ephesians 3:20-21...and I can only imagine
by TedFord on Sep 18, 2009 8:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Thread #2?
Run Scoring Thread?
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Sep 18, 2009 8:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
MILF alert.
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
by AceJC on Sep 18, 2009 8:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
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