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Admit it...when the ball left Snider's bat in the top of the 9th, you screamed like a little girl.

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Me either

My one of my eyebrows did something weird.

by Black Francis on Sep 2, 2009 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

I totally wanted to.

There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns

by RachelB on Sep 2, 2009 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

does very loud cussing count as "scream like a girl"?

If so, I did!

"I’m not in the meetings and not part of the discussions; it’s not my responsibility. . My responsibility is to go out and win tonight. My focus is to win tonight. The club has to look at more than just this year." -Michael Young

by randyd on Sep 2, 2009 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

yay team yay!

" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers

by gossamer on Sep 2, 2009 9:41 PM CDT reply actions  

For Pete's sake

Would somebody put a fork in these guys already??

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Sep 2, 2009 9:41 PM CDT reply actions  

Wha?

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 2, 2009 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Someday people will learn...

…that 4 games out with over a month left to play does not mean a team is eliminated.

by Texas_Dawg3 on Sep 2, 2009 9:41 PM CDT reply actions  

Agreed

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 2, 2009 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

I love that he has to make a Texas_Douche3 because he's been banned twice already.

Some people just won’t take the hint.

Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 2, 2009 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pot, meet kettle.

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson

by SarasotaRanger on Sep 2, 2009 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Standing O

slow clap

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 2, 2009 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nah... it's the differing opinions.

But even if it was “condescending jackassery”, needing that to be banned?

Funny stuff. Clear sign of intellectual inferiority.

by Texas_Dawg3 on Sep 2, 2009 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ben?

Are you out there? Ben, we need you!

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 2, 2009 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Differing opinions? Bullshit.

AJM said you could probably stick a fork in the Rangers and DSheppard made a .gif with a fork stuck in AJM. DSheppard didn’t get banned.

by Inkara1 on Sep 2, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't care what your opinion is, as long as you present it in a way that is not full of condescension, arrogance, and general assholery.

You have failed even that minimum bar multiple times. You are completely unable to present your opinion, however well-founded or logical you think it to be, with any decorum, tact, or even the slightest appreciation that you may be wrong.

Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 2, 2009 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

clesr sign you're an ass!

"I’m not in the meetings and not part of the discussions; it’s not my responsibility. . My responsibility is to go out and win tonight. My focus is to win tonight. The club has to look at more than just this year." -Michael Young

by randyd on Sep 2, 2009 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

i love that clip...

that guy thinks he is so smart when he jumps on that rope…

Fuck Mike Estabrook

by Horns130 on Sep 2, 2009 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

That rules

That's why they call them business sox

by egriffey on Sep 2, 2009 11:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

seriously, ive been trying to figure this out for a while

im a big boxing fan, seen many fights, what the hell was this guy trying to do?

by blakethegr8 on Sep 2, 2009 11:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

in wrestling

the ropes are like timeout. It must be that.

Or he just wanted the fuck outta there…

Jeeez, the players JD picked up in the Tex trade have barely made any kind of meaningful contributions to the Rangers in The Show, but the pro-JD crowd is still running around shouting "I told ya so."

by red3biggs on Sep 3, 2009 4:24 AM CDT up reply actions  

My favorite word is assholery, mentioned above

It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin

by txranger7 on Sep 2, 2009 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

how many others on here can be accused of the same though?

if you’re going to ban a guy for condescending jackassery, you’re going to wind up losing half the traffic here. I didn’t say that wasn’t a bad thing, but…

"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"

by Walter Sobchak on Sep 3, 2009 1:06 AM CDT up reply actions  

We're all jackasses at some point or another around here

Very few however, exist just just to be jackasses all the freaking time.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 3, 2009 1:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

yes.

The motivation factor i the thing I just can’t wrap my brain around.

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Sep 3, 2009 4:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

Oh God,

go the hell away.

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson

by SarasotaRanger on Sep 2, 2009 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Flag and ignore, folks.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 2, 2009 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

I may have peed a little but I damn sure didn't scream like no girl Mr Morris

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Sep 2, 2009 9:41 PM CDT reply actions  

no, but my little girl wanted to know why Daddy said....

Oh Shit!

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on Sep 2, 2009 9:41 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

hmmm...

Mine said Oh Shit before I did.

Jeeez, the players JD picked up in the Tex trade have barely made any kind of meaningful contributions to the Rangers in The Show, but the pro-JD crowd is still running around shouting "I told ya so."

by red3biggs on Sep 2, 2009 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

I didn't,

but I stopped breathing until he caught the ball, then collapsed in my chair.

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson

by SarasotaRanger on Sep 2, 2009 9:42 PM CDT reply actions  

I just said

oh fuck, not again

Rangers <333

by Wakes1331 on Sep 2, 2009 9:42 PM CDT reply actions  

great game all around

godspeed hammy

Testicals. That is all.

by Kdavis on Sep 2, 2009 9:42 PM CDT reply actions  

I didn't scream either

but I did say “oh shit” in my mind

by Inkara1 on Sep 2, 2009 9:42 PM CDT reply actions  

Definitely helps...

Would be really nice to pick up all three and put a nice little run together…

by N41D on Sep 2, 2009 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

a 4-2 road trip would normally be good

but this team really needs a 5-1 trip

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year

by RangerMad on Sep 2, 2009 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Feldman vs. some scrub

Millwood vs. another scrub
Holland vs. a third scrub

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson

by SarasotaRanger on Sep 2, 2009 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Also, no Adam Jones this series

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson

by SarasotaRanger on Sep 2, 2009 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Who was it that picked

Holland/Happy over Tillman/Matusz?

I think Luke French has a lot of potential. TORP potential.-Dstar

by sprite on Sep 2, 2009 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Tillman has actually been pretty good his last 3 starts.

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson

by SarasotaRanger on Sep 2, 2009 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

bad news

Matusz is a lefty

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year

by RangerMad on Sep 2, 2009 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

genius.

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Sep 3, 2009 4:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

ESPN has it...

Feldman/Tillman
Millwood/Matusz
Holland/Guthrie…

by N41D on Sep 2, 2009 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Agreed

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 2, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

If Holland doesn't wet his britches again...

We look to be in good shape…

Then go play that sack of crap they call the Cleveland Indians…

by N41D on Sep 2, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Chances are he will.

He’s a 5.6 ERA rookie pitcher over the course of nearly a full season.

by Texas_Dawg3 on Sep 2, 2009 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

suck a dick

that used to be a good rangers era you know

Testicals. That is all.

by Kdavis on Sep 2, 2009 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Seen some flashes though...

Several bad starts but quite a few good ones…

Typical rookie ups and downs… You just hope his arm isn’t wearing down some and he can give you some decent innings down the stretch run…

by N41D on Sep 2, 2009 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep.

I think he’ll be good someday. Lots of “suck a dick” Rangers types confusing the future possibilities with the 2009 present though.

by Texas_Dawg3 on Sep 2, 2009 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't know...

We always seem to struggle against pitchers we haven’t seen before.

by bafusilier on Sep 2, 2009 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not to put a silver lining on Hammy's injury...

but it does mean that Nellie will/should play everyday and bat higher in the order—he has to be big the next few days.

by davea on Sep 2, 2009 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

I HATE off-days

but now the fun begins. 3.5 back.

"we’re a bunch of knee-jerking yahoos who like new and shiny things." -- FirebatM3 July 10, 2009

by Oddibee on Sep 2, 2009 9:43 PM CDT reply actions  

I like off days

when they give Hamilton a chance to rest his sore back.

by MikeEl on Sep 2, 2009 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

True dat

"we’re a bunch of knee-jerking yahoos who like new and shiny things." -- FirebatM3 July 10, 2009

by Oddibee on Sep 2, 2009 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

So we're about to gain a game on the sox

and we gained on the Angels and we still have the head-to-head matchups.

Back in it again?

by jdh90 on Sep 2, 2009 9:44 PM CDT reply actions  

Rays win!!!

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on Sep 2, 2009 9:44 PM CDT reply actions  

Walk and then a HR.

We have seen that a few times this year.

"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron

by coolaid on Sep 2, 2009 9:44 PM CDT reply actions  

Sox lose!!!

we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"

by eclou on Sep 2, 2009 9:44 PM CDT reply actions  

Well done, Rays.

2.5 back!!

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson

by SarasotaRanger on Sep 2, 2009 9:44 PM CDT reply actions  

Actually, just once.

67-50.

The first win in the Twins series when Hunter pitched against Liriano and we crushed him.

We were also 1 game up in the WC after that game.

by GoDMurphy on Sep 2, 2009 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes.

I even looked it up.

They lost 4 of 5 after that series-opening win against the Twins, and that was definitely the first time they got to 17 over.

by GoDMurphy on Sep 2, 2009 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

You know what's absolutely bizarre?

Thinking about the fact that the Rangers could win another game, tread water the rest of the season and still win 90 games.

by philkid3 on Sep 3, 2009 2:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

No we werent.

I was at that game, it was like 2 weeks ago and we def were not up in the WC

by eric03tx on Sep 3, 2009 8:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

So, 3.5 and 2.5?

Who would have thunk it 36 hours ago?

by octoberty on Sep 2, 2009 9:45 PM CDT reply actions  

No shit

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 2, 2009 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Quite a few people, imho.

A good baseball team lost a close game on the road and then had a bad start by a rookie pitcher.

Lot of rational baseball fans that realize that isn’t the end of the world.

by Texas_Dawg3 on Sep 2, 2009 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lemm fix that fer ya

Quite a few people, IM “H” O

And why do you refer to yourself as a canine?

Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...

We'll show you Obama's birth certificate as soon as you show us Sarah Palin's high school diploma...

by Brian Thomas on Sep 3, 2009 8:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

Whenever Texas_Dawgx

says imho, I read it aloud as “in my horse-ass opinion”

by bhudson on Sep 3, 2009 12:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not I

The bad start by the rookie pitcher wasn’t what bothered me so much about that game as that the offense went into operation shutdown after they got it close. More of the same offensive problems just when you think the offense is awakening.

by Inkara1 on Sep 2, 2009 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL.

They scored 10 runs but didn’t score 2 more so that is a sign the offense is no good.

The offense had nothing to do with that loss.

by Texas_Dawg3 on Sep 2, 2009 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well boys and girls

This Thing is going to go down to the last week of the season. How great is this!

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 2, 2009 9:45 PM CDT reply actions  

I didn't scream but I did hurt my hand on the desk

I don’t know why Frankie was in there in the 9th – I mean Barajas kills lefties, but he’s only one run and Ruiz doesn’t do well against them and Snyder is a lefty. CJ was dealing.

But whatever. Hopefully Frankie gets a couple days off now with the off-day.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 2, 2009 9:46 PM CDT reply actions  

Can I get a

…FUCK THE ANGELS????

FUCK THE ANGELS!

by Black Francis on Sep 2, 2009 9:46 PM CDT reply actions  

FUCK THE ANGELS

WE’RE COMING FOR YOUR LEAD!

by jdh90 on Sep 2, 2009 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

AND HELL IS COMING WITH US!

Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 2, 2009 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

TOMBSTONE man

Great fucking movie

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Sep 2, 2009 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Aw man

I’ve seen it, been too long though.

by jdh90 on Sep 2, 2009 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's pretty good

Very entertaining. The other Wyatt Earp movie that came out at the same time is very good, too, in a much different way.

by Black Francis on Sep 2, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Great movie

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 2, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

My favorite Val Kilmer role

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 2, 2009 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep

how he didn’t even get a nomination for an Oscar© is a travesty.

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Sep 2, 2009 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

No joke, that snub is completely inexplicable

Kilmer as Doc is one of the greatest roles in movie history, at least as far as I’m concerned.

"You dont know much do you, Big Steve?"
--Finnerty.Fan on Aug 13, 2009 5:13 PM PDT

by WestTxAg06 on Sep 2, 2009 10:13 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Tombstone

"Former New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer, right, tells his wife, Silda, that you have to pay double for the kind of f*cking Neftali Feliz gave the Yankees at Yankee Stadium in New York, Tuesday, Aug. 25, 2009. (AP Photo/Henny Ray Abrams)" --benmor78 caption on AP picture of Eliot Spitzer and wife at Yankees game.

by Pocket Ninja on Sep 2, 2009 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

You lose three man points

Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law

by Keynes on Sep 2, 2009 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

No shit

"Former New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer, right, tells his wife, Silda, that you have to pay double for the kind of f*cking Neftali Feliz gave the Yankees at Yankee Stadium in New York, Tuesday, Aug. 25, 2009. (AP Photo/Henny Ray Abrams)" --benmor78 caption on AP picture of Eliot Spitzer and wife at Yankees game.

by Pocket Ninja on Sep 2, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Kind of goes without saying

But fuck the Angels.

And fuck Ryan Sweeny too, just because.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 2, 2009 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

and Nick Punto

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson

by SarasotaRanger on Sep 2, 2009 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

and mark scutaro

I can't help it. I’m an asshole.
-brettgardner on Jul 7, 2009 10:55 PM EDT

by Jayslick on Sep 2, 2009 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

FUCK THE MOTHER FUCKING ANGELS!!

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 2, 2009 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mike is that you?

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 2, 2009 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'll see what I can do.

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Sep 2, 2009 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

better yet

photoshop JD’s face?

by blakethegr8 on Sep 2, 2009 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Yes this

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 2, 2009 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

rec

I can't help it. I’m an asshole.
-brettgardner on Jul 7, 2009 10:55 PM EDT

by Jayslick on Sep 2, 2009 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

I had to go change my underwear

and not for the good reason

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 2, 2009 9:47 PM CDT reply actions  

tmi

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 2, 2009 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah...i screamed a little....

great job of battling by them tonight, just need to keep battling and hang in there

Fuck Mike Estabrook

by Horns130 on Sep 2, 2009 9:47 PM CDT reply actions  

Ready for Baltimore!

Even though their hitting worries me

by LSU Ranger on Sep 2, 2009 9:47 PM CDT reply actions  

Like I said weeks ago...

3 back of Boston after the road trip…

…but tied with them after the first two weeks of September.

Unfortunately they edge us by 1-2 games though given an easier final couple weeks. :-(

Great season though.

by Texas_Dawg3 on Sep 2, 2009 9:49 PM CDT reply actions  

lol oh we're not going to make the playoffs.

you go to cornell. i trust you

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 2, 2009 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pretty sure you've declared the season over 20 times already, fwiw.

I’ve been pretty consistent, win or lose, that it will go to the final week.

by Texas_Dawg3 on Sep 2, 2009 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol I have not you must be getting me mixed up with someone.

You still haven’t found where I have said this team sucks, and fire everyone. I suppose you’re still looking.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 2, 2009 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Really?

I seem to recall that iorange is usually the most militant against me when I post the fork picture.

but don’t let an inability to read and remember things get in your way.

by Inkara1 on Sep 2, 2009 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

iorange has been pretty consistent in his criticism of the tub-thumpers...

Myself among them.

Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 2, 2009 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Millwood, Feldman, and Holland going against Baltimore

I feel confident we will get at least 2 of those

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Sep 2, 2009 9:50 PM CDT reply actions  

Also

Kudos to Hank Blalock for coming up with a big game and showing what he is capable of doing when he’s willing to go the other way.

by Adam J. Morris on Sep 2, 2009 9:51 PM CDT reply actions  

+1

Testicals. That is all.

by Kdavis on Sep 2, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

+1

now he needs to go take a seat for 4 games

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year

by RangerMad on Sep 2, 2009 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

+Juan

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 2, 2009 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

+1

It would be nice if he could become useful in September again.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 2, 2009 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

The benching seems to have served him well...

Approach looked much better…

And whudda ya know, he went with a pitch outside and hit it the other way instead of dribbling the damn thing to second…

Live to fight another day, Hank.

by N41D on Sep 2, 2009 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

If

…he himself actually wages a Great Hank Blalock War of 9/09, I will be very happy.

by Black Francis on Sep 2, 2009 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

As much as we've bitched about him this year...

He could be very, very huge in MY’s absence… And earn himself the lion’s share of the DH ABs for a playoff run…

by N41D on Sep 2, 2009 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

"Whoa! That was weird. What just happened?"

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 2, 2009 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Solid work by Mr. Blalock tonight for sure

Does this go in Josey’s “Blalock responsible” column or the “won in spite of Chris” column?

"You dont know much do you, Big Steve?"
--Finnerty.Fan on Aug 13, 2009 5:13 PM PDT

by WestTxAg06 on Sep 2, 2009 9:59 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Both

He will play both sides of the fence on this one.

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 2, 2009 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

definitely

i mean seriously man, there is no way we win that game without Hank

Fuck Mike Estabrook

by Horns130 on Sep 2, 2009 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

A-freakin'-men.

Hopefully this is the resurrection of Good Hank.

"I love winning." - rockin_rangers, on May 16, 2009

by ghtd36 on Sep 3, 2009 12:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

Not entirely

It’s just a sore back, and we have the day off tomorrow.

by jdh90 on Sep 2, 2009 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think he's relapsed.

I hope he hasn’t, but I think there are a lot of reasons to think he has.

by Texas_Dawg3 on Sep 2, 2009 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

like what?

"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09

by Jason Brynsvold on Sep 2, 2009 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Already happened once this year...

…lots of random injuries, loss of power, the odd case of the “ADD meds”…

Nothing certain. But a lot to suggest something’s going on this year, imho.

by Texas_Dawg3 on Sep 2, 2009 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

You know he takes

a drug test 3 or 4 times a week right?

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 2, 2009 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Does it test for alcohol?

Would he be banned for testing positive for alcohol? Would a positive test for alcohol be publicly announced?

by Texas_Dawg3 on Sep 2, 2009 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

it does not

as stated by one of the Great GMs in this league

Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee

by Baseball North on Sep 2, 2009 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Kdavis seems to be speculating

Kind of like you did on Josh’s supposed relapse. Douche.

by BrentTaylor21 on Sep 2, 2009 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Of course it's speculation.

Haven’t claimed anything otherwise. Just a hunch. Could be wrong.

by Texas_Dawg3 on Sep 2, 2009 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

There wasn't any.

I was asking who he was referring to and what he was saying these people would do…. since he wasn’t very clear in his statement.

Pretty typical questions within a discussion, fwiw.

by Texas_Dawg3 on Sep 2, 2009 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Which of his injuries were random?

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: "Can't take a fucking to save their lives" (lisa w, 2009).

by Snark on Sep 2, 2009 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Tonight's.

The wall injuries weren’t random. That they have persisted so long and have led to such a loss of power in a 28-year-old are puzzling, imho.

Were they the only incident this year they wouldn’t lead me to think much of them though.

by Texas_Dawg3 on Sep 2, 2009 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

How was tonight's injury random?

And why is it puzzling that Hamilton might continue to feel the effects (including a loss of power) after what was, by all accounts, an unexpectedly rapid return from a serious injury ~ one which, as I understand it (and here I’ll note I’m not a clinician), is exactly the sort of injury one would expect to rob a player of his power?

Also, how did tonight’s injury become multiple?

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: "Can't take a fucking to save their lives" (lisa w, 2009).

by Snark on Sep 2, 2009 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Multiple, as in "lots of random injuries"?

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: "Can't take a fucking to save their lives" (lisa w, 2009).

by Snark on Sep 2, 2009 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

I clarified that the wall injuries weren't random.

Tonight’s is the first that would be random, imho.

He definitely seems very fragile for a 28-year-old. But like I said, if the multiple injuries were all there were, I wouldn’t suspect there was anything more to this.

by Texas_Dawg3 on Sep 2, 2009 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

You posted that there were "lots of random injuries."

I’m just trying to clarify why you said that, and why you’re puzzled by Hamilton’s lack of power after returning very quickly from a serious injury that, if not completely healed, is exactly the sort of thing that would be expected to keep him from batting at full strength.

And, again, what made tonight’s injury random?

And let’s just stipulate that anything you state from here on out will be your honest opinion, and worth what it’s worth. OK?

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: "Can't take a fucking to save their lives" (lisa w, 2009).

by Snark on Sep 2, 2009 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Until you answer the questions.

I’m not sure why you’re having such a hard time with that.

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: "Can't take a fucking to save their lives" (lisa w, 2009).

by Snark on Sep 2, 2009 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

u said lots of random injuries

now you’re saying that tonights injury is the only random one. So if tonight is the first, was it the 2 home runs last night that keyed you in on him relapsing or him starting to do good the past month?

by CY Feliz on Sep 2, 2009 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was wrong. Not "lots of random injuries".

The “ADD meds”, previous relapse, and crappy season are the main indicators, imho.

by Texas_Dawg3 on Sep 2, 2009 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

The first step towards the healing process

Admit you were wrong. What to go Dawg.

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 2, 2009 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

No.

It was the odd explanation about them.

ADD meds can be thrown out of whack by alcohol consumption as well, fwiw.

by Texas_Dawg3 on Sep 2, 2009 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

could be a possibility

but one good season followed by one bad season could be caused by a number of things.

by CY Feliz on Sep 2, 2009 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

No doubt.

Like I said, just a hunch.

I was already wondering about it before the admission of one relapse earlier in the year. If you’ve ever known any true alcoholics and drug addicts, I’m sure you understand why some would suspect that a wild relapse night was a completely isolated event.

by Texas_Dawg3 on Sep 2, 2009 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

What about Hamilton's injury tonight was random?

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: "Can't take a fucking to save their lives" (lisa w, 2009).

by Snark on Sep 2, 2009 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

I know, I really am.

But you still haven’t answered the question.

It’s sort of pathetic that you’re running away from this.

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: "Can't take a fucking to save their lives" (lisa w, 2009).

by Snark on Sep 2, 2009 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Heh. No prob, I'll just post it again:

What about Hamilton’s injury tonight was random?

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: "Can't take a fucking to save their lives" (lisa w, 2009).

by Snark on Sep 2, 2009 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think he's gone

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 2, 2009 11:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Most likely.

Posterity, though, posterity.

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: "Can't take a fucking to save their lives" (lisa w, 2009).

by Snark on Sep 2, 2009 11:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

There you go.

One step closer to clarity.

Now, what about tonight’s injury struck you as random?

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: "Can't take a fucking to save their lives" (lisa w, 2009).

by Snark on Sep 2, 2009 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL.

I had already clarified that 5 posts ago, fwiw.

Kind of pointless to answer your questions when you obviously don’t read the answers.

by Texas_Dawg3 on Sep 2, 2009 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Stop evading.

What about tonight’s injury struck you as random?

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: "Can't take a fucking to save their lives" (lisa w, 2009).

by Snark on Sep 2, 2009 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh, I'm having lots of fun.

But why can’t you answer a simple question?

What about Hamilton’s injury tonight was random?

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: "Can't take a fucking to save their lives" (lisa w, 2009).

by Snark on Sep 2, 2009 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow, for someone going to Cornell you aren't very smart!

Josh’s injuries this year both involved core muscle group and that group accounts for a large percentage of your power. So there is nothing surprising about his loss of power at all.

"We have a better chance to win with other guys in the lineup," said Blalock, who is hitting .190 the past 30 games. "That’s something I’ve got to deal with."

by diamond_dave on Sep 3, 2009 8:16 AM CDT up reply actions  

How were the injuries "random"?

There was nothing mysterious or random about them. He ran into a wall and injured himself. Then he ran into another wall and reaggravated the injury. What about that suggests a relapse coverup? Do you think the running into walls was staged?

"You dont know much do you, Big Steve?"
--Finnerty.Fan on Aug 13, 2009 5:13 PM PDT

by WestTxAg06 on Sep 2, 2009 10:17 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

ha

maybe he was jacked up in the field again

by kevinkinsler on Sep 2, 2009 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well obviously he ran into the wall because he was drunk

That’s the only reason I run into walls.

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 2, 2009 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Tell me

Is it fun trolling a message board, knowing your life is too pathetic for you to actually be a productive human being?

by jdh90 on Sep 2, 2009 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

MAYBE into alcohol, although this is equally irresponsible to accuse him of

but the dude is tested like twice a week… so there is no way he’s into drugs

by BuckyB on Sep 2, 2009 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Do you just sit around trying to think up the most inflamatory thing to say?

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 2, 2009 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh, the drama.

If he’s hitting HRs and playing like he did last night I couldn’t care less how much he’s drinking. Just a hunch.

by Texas_Dawg3 on Sep 2, 2009 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

I know your schtick is just "a difference of opinion"

but you almost never have the same opinion as the rest of the people (Ranger fans) on this board. That means a) you are just one of those people who enjoys taking contrary opinions or b) you are just an ass trying to incite people. We already have one persona like that on the board. We do not need another. Find another bit.

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 2, 2009 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why do "the rest of the people" on this board all have the exact same opinion...

…so that my opinion is (according to you) always different from theirs?

And how funny is it that opinions of mine such as strongly defending the management of this team (i.e. the manager, owners, etc.) are (according to you) strongly opposed by “the rest of the people” here?

Why does differing opinion threaten this place so much? (Look at how insane the place goes over one dude supporting Hank Blalock, for example.) Truly bizarre… and funny.

by Texas_Dawg3 on Sep 2, 2009 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

LMAO.

How weak are you?

Hilarious.

by Texas_Dawg3 on Sep 2, 2009 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL.

Dude, it’s the internet.

And I own the book, fwiw.

by Texas_Dawg3 on Sep 2, 2009 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm thinking of making a fanpost

with a poll, closed to discussion. Maybe it would send a message. Think I should?

by Black Francis on Sep 2, 2009 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

It wouldn't send a message.

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: "Can't take a fucking to save their lives" (lisa w, 2009).

by Snark on Sep 2, 2009 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

to certain people it may.

The subject of the question doesn’t give a damn, clearly.

by Black Francis on Sep 2, 2009 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not doing that.

I simply believe things about this team and organization that are opposed by the lockstep mentality of most here.

by Texas_Dawg3 on Sep 2, 2009 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah, like they have money...

I can't help it. I’m an asshole.
-brettgardner on Jul 7, 2009 10:55 PM EDT

by Jayslick on Sep 2, 2009 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

You're such a brave martyr, how do you survive?!

"You dont know much do you, Big Steve?"
--Finnerty.Fan on Aug 13, 2009 5:13 PM PDT

by WestTxAg06 on Sep 2, 2009 10:19 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

so,

does your intellectuality keep you from understanding ‘jokes’?

by kevinkinsler on Sep 2, 2009 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sure. I understand jokes. Not sure how that "joke" really

applied to what I said though. I certainly wasn’t claiming to be any martyr. Simply explaining my posts, fwiw. Not a big deal.

by Texas_Dawg3 on Sep 2, 2009 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Right, and I have no problem with that

But I think that the cloak of anonymity the internet gives a user may influence how confrontational and spiteful some people may be. You responding, “Dude, it’s the internet,” after I made a quip about how little likability you show on here only highlights the problem rather than giving a suitable explanation for it.

by John Fountain on Sep 2, 2009 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Curious

You’ve been banned twice, and have circumvented both bans. Why did you do this?

by Black Francis on Sep 2, 2009 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Because he enjoys this back-and-forth arguing

It’s his raison d’etre. Sound like anyone else you know?

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 2, 2009 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Maybe he rides the short bus?

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 2, 2009 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

No that's not the question...

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 2, 2009 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure what you mean.

I’d like him to answer the question about why he circumvented his bans.

by Black Francis on Sep 2, 2009 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Who gives a shit

Just ignore him and let Ben play whack-a-dawg.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 2, 2009 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 2, 2009 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

I give a shit or I wouldn't have asked the question.

I’ve ignored most of the shit posted above…I’m interested in his answer on this one, though.

by Black Francis on Sep 2, 2009 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ticket reference

Do you like your job? No that was not the question do you like your gig?

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 2, 2009 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

No fear

Just not enjoying your company. But you obviously enjoy ours because you keep coming back.

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 2, 2009 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

There is some consensus of opinion on this site because we are not a random sample of people

We are all rabid Ranger fans.

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 2, 2009 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

I know plenty of rabid Rangers fans that don't

passionately despise numerous players on the team and constantly root for them to fail, get hurt, etc. I know plenty of rabid Rangers fans that appreciate the job our manager has done this year and don’t bash him at every opportunity. Etc. (Actually, it’s pretty odd to me that “Rangers fans” would do such things.)

by Texas_Dawg3 on Sep 2, 2009 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm sorry, but what?!

Who do we wish to fail? I want every starting pitcher to pitch complete game shutouts and every position player to knock the cover off the ball. There is some Josey baiting thrown out there where Blalock is mocked, but I think everyone wants him to do well (as seen in this thread below).

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 2, 2009 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

And as for Wash

That is probably the one subject where there is the biggest lack of “lockstep”.

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 2, 2009 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow. Seriously?

Read a gameday thread during a particularly disappointing game sometime I guess.

by Texas_Dawg3 on Sep 2, 2009 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's called venting frustration

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 2, 2009 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

ok, that's not really true

i’m not married,

but if I were… I would

by kevinkinsler on Sep 2, 2009 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 2, 2009 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't think the reaction in a GDT represents the majority of the board

The GDTs seem to be mostly a couple dozen regular posters. There are a lot of regulars that don’t frequent those threads.

"You can probably stick a fork in the Rangers' playoff chances for 2009." - AJM on 7/26 with the team 4.5 games out

by tricer on Sep 2, 2009 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

If you take everything in te GDTs at face value

You’d think we want every Ranger DFA’s (including Feliz)

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 2, 2009 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions