Game 150 Game Day Thread
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 22, 2009 8:00 PM CDT
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Cy Cahill
I thought it be all warm and shitty, but it just tasted like normal beer. It was still cold.
Well, is Greinke going for KC?
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Paul Byrd is pitching
Remember Red, hope is a good thing. Maybe the best of things. And no good thing ever dies.
Hey, we scored 10 last night
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
go team go!
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
You must have last time we faced the wrath of Cahill
I thought it be all warm and shitty, but it just tasted like normal beer. It was still cold.
Yay baseball!
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
It sure would be nice...
to get a few more wins like last night before the end of the season.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
ummmmmmmmmm
I’m sorry i.Orange. That’s all.
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
sooooooooo sorry
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
yep just finished doing that, it was wonderful!!
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
I got my Rangers playoff tickets today
:(
"Clearly, the season is over. Fire Daniels, fire Washington, fire Maddux, burn down TBIA." - AJM
by aggierangerfan00 on Sep 22, 2009 8:14 PM CDT reply actions
Awesome,it's Mall Employee appreciation day at Hot Dog On a Stick
Just grabbed 4 corn dog for 4 dollars.
by TooLegitToQuit on Sep 22, 2009 8:14 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
mmmmmmmmmmmmm...cherry lemonade....
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 22, 2009 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Are you a canine?
I mean, dogs eat almost anything…
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Anyone have a feed?
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Or not. Not.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
None that I can find.
A’s vs. Rangers probably isn’t in much demand.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
True dat
But thanks for looking :)
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
NP dude.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Glad we got all of that scoring out of the way yesterday
I could use an early night
That's why they call them business sox
"His communication skills is impeccable"
Wash on Maddux—-lol!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Lewin
looks freakishly tiny sitting next to Millwood. I mean, I know he is a little guy, but damn!
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Listening to the radio pregame. Barnett is interviewing Millwood
I’m counting the number of times Millwood has said ‘uh’
by oc on Sep 22, 2009 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions
I wonder if Millwood finds himself purturbed by Geico ads
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Only 12 games left...
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
by Rodney on Sep 22, 2009 8:54 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
That's how I feel :(
Tonight I’m not taking Nyquil and probably going to watch the whole game even though I should really be going to bed soon.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Nah, stay up with us
We talk about burgers and saggy pants
by oc on Sep 22, 2009 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions
And why you should listen to whole albums, not individual songs
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 22, 2009 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions
And Adam's poor grades
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Sep 22, 2009 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't know if I'll make it.
I slept about 2.5 hours this morning, and I’m up at 5 again tomorrow.
There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns
Agree
To date, it is the only thing i can eat from them without “extreme bodily duress”.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
I was having a third straight bad-day at work today.
The office goes and decides to get Vietnamese for lunch… all I want is something fast and American. So, I stopped by a McDonald’s on the way back from picking up their lunch…, and before I’m even halfway in, the sonovabitch at the register is pushing that damn Angus shit on me
I’m like ‘dude, I just want a Quarter Pounder.’
’I’m tellin ya sir, thisting pretty good.’…
I just stared at him… I could not believe my day was going this badly. I was talking psychology to myself outloud for Christ’s sake
That burger saved me. For 10 minutes anyway
by oc on Sep 22, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions
I like the "DeLuxe"
That’s French, Motherfucker.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
x
wife and I went by a restaurant one day and the Marquee said something like, "We proudly serve Angus beef. The wife looked over at me and said, “maybe so, but I don’t want them sitting at the next table.”
I soloed in the Mile High Club!
BMac looks pensive. Let's GO RANGERS!!!
Let’s do this thing, whatever “this thing” has officially morphed into at this point.
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
90 wins has been my target for awhile
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Hey look, it's Jon!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
I am McLovin...
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
You wish! :)
Stunt double on the next flick, perhaps?
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Yeah, we're about the same build (or lackthereof, lol)
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Well, that didn't take long.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Depressing
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
OT: Blondes or Brunettes?
That Corona commercial always reminds me of that question. I prefer brunettes.
Depends
I don’t really have a real preference, but if pressed I’d probably say blondes.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
neither...
redheads
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 22, 2009 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions
You don't like freckles?
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
nothing wrong with that...
at all…
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 22, 2009 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions
I am trying to remember if I've ever known a real redhead that didn't have freckles
by oc on Sep 22, 2009 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions
This is a good point dude.
I can’t think of one.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Sep 22, 2009 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions
hahahahahaha
Kennedy…GONE!!!!
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 22, 2009 9:14 PM CDT reply actions
Eff his whiney ass.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
how/why
did he get tossed?
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Sep 22, 2009 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Arguing balls and strikes with the ump.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
OMG
Josh and TAG clearly are done with the season! LOL
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Hahahaha
TAG can be so awesome.
Lewin: “I think Kennedy just got thrown out!”
TAG: “Good!”
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Let's Do This Thing!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
I either hope he doesn't get it this year
And learns he can’t try to jack every pitch, or he gets it soon and goes back to hiting some line drives.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Cahill's leg kick reminds me of Josh Beckett
As does the way he’s dominating.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
So you're a woman?
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
"Natty Caddy" < "Grooler"
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
Murphy almost looks like a cartoon character, spinning his legs when he starts to run
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
What's with all the noise in this ballpark?
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Anyone been watching the
Discovery Channel show “Gangland in Oakland” or something to that effect?
Not bad.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Sep 22, 2009 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes
Been there, do not want, ask BG.
I was in a very expensive hotel, but right down the road, ugh…
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
What city would be the North Texas equivalent of Oakland?
by oc on Sep 22, 2009 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Oak Cliff?
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 22, 2009 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Difficult question
I mean, I was at a 4/5 star hotel (on the company’s dime), but two miles down the road, just a complete change. I guess you might compare to Ft. Worth Ave in Dallas. Not any certain thing, but just a general “do not belong” feeling. Seriously, I hit about 6/7 bars etc just looking for a place to cool out for a while, and ended up going back to the hotel…
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
I'm going to take a drive thru the hood on my next day off
by oc on Sep 22, 2009 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions
There was a bar on ft worth ave
called Passions. I went there a few times before it was closed down because people kept getting murdered.
I was actually on Ft. Worth Ave. today
Didn’t seem too bad.
When I say the hood, I mean like down by Lancaster and Ledbetter.
by oc on Sep 22, 2009 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions
I actually had to drop off an actor once.
Somewhere down there in SOC… around Illinois Ave. but in some deep neighborhoods
At midnight
Wasn’t fun
Aw man that is scary.
I live near Ilinois Ave. but around the Hampton intersection. I wouldn’t want to live on the other side of i-35.
racist?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
Reply meant for Rodney
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
Not really
I used to live fairly close to Como, It was a very defined race group. Anaheim is not like that, at all. More white trash than anything, at least what I experienced.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
So you were uncomfortable because you were white?
Nice.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
Ball four, way outside
Oh, the phong is ringin’!
What’s that gurgling sound i hear???
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
SW Ft Worth
Old, historical neighborhood.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Just for fun
If Mil. came up to you and offered P. Fielder for Smoak and Holland, would you do it?
Fuck no
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
I would take a big swig of cofee and spit in their face
then proceed to walk away while laughing really loudly at their stupidity.
WHAT IN THE HOLY FUCK WAS THAT
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
That's one for the postseason blooper reels.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
let's just throw the ball around
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
WTF is this shit?
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
holy fucking shit.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
uhhhhhh.....that was not good
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 22, 2009 9:35 PM CDT reply actions
I can't even count all the things that where wrong with that "play"
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
x
don’t reckon the team just don’t give a shit anymore?
I soloed in the Mile High Club!
to me it seems like..
he gets bad jumps and a lot of bad routes, fwiw
like what just happened…with the bad jump. Maybe he has vision issues.
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
But that was that was
and that’s how most people come to complain about Nellie’s defense.
His UZR and +/- have actually been tops in terms of ALL fielders at points this year not just amongst outfielders.
He looked like a damn fool on that play
He wanted to do one thing and then changed his approach at the last second
by oc on Sep 22, 2009 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions
So when Elvis takes a grounder that finds its
way under his glove, do you think he looks like a fool? It’s an error, yeah, but still doesn’t negate the fact that both are good/great defenders.
UZR disagrees
And +/- did too, last I heard.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
That Nelson Cruz
will fuck up a ball in the OF.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
Please don't show that play again, broadcast team.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
On the contrary, I'd like to see that replay several times, just for the LULZ
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
What you don't like Clownball?
Scott Feldman – "The greatest Hawaiian-born Jewish baseball player to ever set foot on the mound."
by Pocket Ninja on Sep 22, 2009 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Dammit...sorry about the size...looks like I'm the clown.
Scott Feldman – "The greatest Hawaiian-born Jewish baseball player to ever set foot on the mound."
by Pocket Ninja on Sep 22, 2009 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions
It's okay, you provided a subject line
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
I'm not sure..but I can almost guarantee he's a registered sex offender.
Scott Feldman – "The greatest Hawaiian-born Jewish baseball player to ever set foot on the mound."
by Pocket Ninja on Sep 22, 2009 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions
lol I don't doubt it...
watch out for ice cream truck drivers and clowns
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
Not right now.
Maybe tomorrow. I haven’t gotten rid of the hiccups from laughing so hard the first time.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Yeah, there's nothing wrong with getting a couple of chuckles out of your
favorite team. Keeps the mind sane.
Yay CD
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
CD
Breakin up the no hitter… no let’s rally Rangers!!
Dumbass, Blalock would have homered
/Jonie Wails
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
First direct challenge of the new edict.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
Wow, back to back hits!
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Come on Elvis
We need to get right back in this.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Sigh.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
you did? well turn the fan on...that'll help
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
Huh?
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
by Rodney on Sep 22, 2009 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
x
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Jon make sure and wipe your credit card off...
it messes up the magnetic stripe..
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
No doubt
Is that a Hunny? If it ain’t a Hunny, that shit be fake!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
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Be the envy of the in-crowd. Get ejected from nightclubs. Shock and amaze your so-called friends. Get oral sex from Z-list celebrities.
Murphy's heating up
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Please let's score some runs here
Hey, it worked last night.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Drama builds.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
Hit it hard, no luck
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
Bad approach and swung at a couple of balls..
still rusty
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
Hank Blalock was on steriods in his hay day.
Fact.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
I'm just kidding.
But that thought did just occur to me.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Sep 22, 2009 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Nah
Power isn’t his problem it’s his approach.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
I also had this brief feeling of dread like I was about to get in trouble from Big Brother
After I posted it.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Sep 22, 2009 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions
goddammit
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Argh.
So. Much. Fail.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
how did Ian not beat that out?
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year
Lollygagging
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Hankgagging
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
he wasn't running when he first went out of the box.
he put his head down like a little punk
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
Wrong
He ran out of the box. It just takes him forever to get out of the box.
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 22, 2009 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Yep.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Yes
I’ve said that before.
If payroll is $55 million — which I don’t think is all that remote a possibility — they’ll have to move at least a couple of Kinsler, C.J. and Frankie.
Given how the fan base has turned on C.J. and Kinsler, I’d just as soon see them go somewhere else and get a fresh start.
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 22, 2009 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Milton Bradley does not solve the problem
We’ve been there and done that
To me, Kinsler is exhibiting some of the early signs of a Teixeira
+ 1 I've thought that a few times myself..
getting a little douchey and a little over it.
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
Well not really
But it’s painfully obvious the guy didn’t care to make adjustments this season and is too sensitive to external influences such as attendance to otherwise buck-up his game
If you want conspiracy theories, Kinsler's gone about this season all wrong
It’s all mental with this guy
I bet you there’s some kind of disconnect between him and Hamilton that a lot of us don’t know about
I don't remember if Tex was swooned by the fanbases of the Yanks or Sox
but it obviously influenced his decision to sign with the yanks along with a couple million reasons. Now Kinsler is talking about our fanbase and how the sox and yanks have great ones and it reminds me of tex.
No,
I was referring to this line
Now Kinsler is talking about our fanbase and how the sox and yanks have great ones and it reminds me of tex
My mistake on not being clear.
He hasn’t mentioned anything besides the audio we’ve all heard about the fans. But his demeanor reminds of tex.
What's wrong with a demeanor like Teixeira?
Particularly if he plays like Teixeira?
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 22, 2009 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Just the way he used to act.
It seemed a bit high and mighty. I never said anything about him playing like tex.
I think the part of Teixeira's demeanor that bothered people
was the “Fuck you guys in Texas, I’mma goin’ to NY.”
Dude, he signed with the Yankees because they drove a dumptruck full of money up to his house.
Then filled his house with whores who pronounce everything with nineteen syllables and bought him his own Cayman Island.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 22, 2009 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, fuck him
He’s one of the 5 best second basemen in the league, but we don’t need that here.
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 22, 2009 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions
The 150 Ranger games so far this year
You think there are more than 5 second basemen better than Kinsler in the majors this year?
Name them.
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 22, 2009 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions
The real question here...
Where would he be on your list of top 50 Rangers of all time?
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 22, 2009 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Zobrist, if he can keep doing what he's doing.
Aaron Hill, maybe.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 22, 2009 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Utley, Zobrist, Pedroia and Filipe Lopez
Only 2B’s with higher WARs than Ian.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
I already won this argument
With gnothing, or somesucj…
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
People always run to this defense when people attack Kinsler
What the fuck difference does it make if Kinsler is a Top 5 second baseman.
Teams have won championships with shittier second basemen
Yep
We clearly need a shittier second baseman to win a championship.
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 22, 2009 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Adam
I’ve been telling you this for a while…there are a lot of dumb motherfuckers on LSB – see the takes on Ian Kinsler.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
by Josey Wales on Sep 22, 2009 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions
So it doesn't matter that he's one of the best players at his position in baseball?
That’s fucking stupid.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
What's your problem tonight man?
I’ve never seen you this irrational.
Seriously. You’re trying to throw out the fact that Kinsler is insanely talented and one of the best players at his position with some bullshit argument about being “in the game”, whatever the fuck that means.
I’ve come to expect better than this from you.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
I'd take Kinsler over Pedroia every day of the week.
BRoberts is interesting, so is Zobrist but given his age, I want Ian.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
by Josey Wales on Sep 22, 2009 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Hmmm
I think you’re right. I’d take Utley, Pedroia, and Roberts ahead of Ian.
Still doesn’t mean he shouldn’t STFU.
I like Polanco too.
Uh-oh, Ian. Sitting at #5. Watch out, buddy. Is Aaron Hill for real? Can Dan Uggla improve his defense?
Brian Roberts
OPS the last 3 years — 810, 828, 808
Kinsler’s OPS the last 3 years — 807, 892, 796
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 22, 2009 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Milton Bradley would be sitting this game out
unless he had a chance for the batting title.
Fuck him.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
by Josey Wales on Sep 22, 2009 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions
or a Blalock
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year
I don't give a shit what the fanbase thinks, I want those guys on our team
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Not me.
Fuck the idiots, we need more good players/pitchers, not less.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
by Josey Wales on Sep 22, 2009 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions
according to Cots
payroll this year was $68M. They will easily have $28M coming off the books due to expiring contracts. They should have no problem keeping Kinsler and Frankie and still have a payroll around $55M.z
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year
That's crap
They owe Millwood and Young $28 million next year, and another $4 million for the Cat and Padilla buyouts.
That’s $32 million right there. Add Kinsler, Frankie and C.J., and that’s about $10 million more.
$42 million for 5 guys on the active roster. The remaining 20 players then get $13 million divided among them.
That’s not happening.
If payroll is $55 million, a couple of those guys are gone.
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 22, 2009 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions
MY is only making $12M next year
and Cat’s buyout is $2M.
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year
he needs to make some changes if thats him busting out of the box
a 90 year old stripper with a bad boob job pops out of a box faster than that.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
These ABC commercials on MLB.tv are worse than the caveman ads.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Since I just had to delete two posts...
….let me remind everyone to read this, and respect my requests about confining the Hank/David/Josey talk to one place.
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 22, 2009 10:04 PM CDT reply actions
I love that you're actually going to enforce this
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Why do they call you Red?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
by Josey Wales on Sep 22, 2009 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions
He enjoys the stylings of Mr. Karl Marx.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 22, 2009 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions
it's a fine line senor...
next thing you know you’ll be telling people they can’t debate law schools, hot chicks, potato chips…
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Sep 22, 2009 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Was that me?
Oops, haven’t been frequenting LSB too much lately.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Dumbass
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
by Josey Wales on Sep 22, 2009 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Since Jack Cust woudl be running
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
I wish you could selectively mute audio channels
that jackass with the drum and chant is fucking annoying.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
I c wut u did thar.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 22, 2009 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions
The Gut is feliz with Byrd.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
Of course Daric Barton picks NOW to suddenly get good
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Ichabod
manning up tonight against the “tough A’s”
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
Are you really arguing...
…that Nelson Cruz is a sub-par defensive outfielder?
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 22, 2009 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions
If Ian Kinsler is traded
I think we know who the fanbases new target will be.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Whichever of Salty/Teagarden starts is the most likely target, I'd say.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 22, 2009 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Well
Only of they continue to actually suck. If one of them breaks out, people will be right back on their bandwagons (I know I will be if it’s Salty).
Cruz though, he’s the next good player that will be the target of unwarranted hate.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Did you see the play, Adam?
His range and arm are great but he does an inordinate amount of stupid shit in RF that mitigates a ton of his defensive positives.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
by Josey Wales on Sep 22, 2009 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions
So what?
Overall, he’s a very good defensive outfielder.
Vlad swings at balls way out of the strike zone and hits into DPs as a result.
Doesn’t make overall offense crappy as a result.
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 22, 2009 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Nice play by Hank F
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
x
http://www.theunticket.com/fake-rhyner-fake-greggo-fart-fall-down/
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Adam, file a protective order on behalf of that kid, he is clearly being abused by his lameass father.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Hey look, it's the drummers
Anybody got a hand grenade?
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Interesting start to the inning.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
After a brief pause...
interest builds.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
Without the complete lack of fellatio.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 22, 2009 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Double negative fail
Remember Red, hope is a good thing. Maybe the best of things. And no good thing ever dies.
Oh it was intentional.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 22, 2009 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions
How about an actual hit with men on base?
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
FUCK
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Goddamn Double Play Fail.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Nice arm by CD
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
Think of where we would be if we could have beaten this team and Seattle when we should have.
Now that’s painful.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
and the Orioles.
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
by lost in space on Sep 22, 2009 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions
And Minnesota.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 22, 2009 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions
SB
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
woohoo, a run!
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
MURPHY!
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
That wasn't exciting baseball, Josh
That was stupid baseball.
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 22, 2009 10:32 PM CDT reply actions
Wow Dave Anderson.
Wow Murphy.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
aw, hell
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
That was epic dumbass
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE DOING
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
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