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Texas Rangers at Oakland Athletics, Sep 22, 2009 9:05 PM CDT


Texas Rangers' Hank Blalock swings and brings in two on a throwing error by  Oakland Athletics' Eric Patterson in the eighth inning of a baseball game Monday, Sept. 21, 2009, in Oakland, Calif. Blalock advanced to second base.  (AP Photo/Ben Margot)

Ben Margot - AP

4 months ago: Texas Rangers' Hank Blalock swings and brings in two on a throwing error by Oakland Athletics' Eric Patterson in the eighth inning of a baseball game Monday, Sept. 21, 2009, in Oakland, Calif. Blalock advanced to second base. (AP Photo/Ben Margot)

Go Rangers...

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Cy Cahill

I thought it be all warm and shitty, but it just tasted like normal beer. It was still cold.

by RA Dickey on Sep 22, 2009 8:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

canyouhill?

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 22, 2009 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sigh Cahill

HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?

by BigGuns on Sep 22, 2009 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, is Greinke going for KC?

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Sep 22, 2009 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Paul Byrd is pitching

Remember Red, hope is a good thing. Maybe the best of things. And no good thing ever dies.

by WyoRanger on Sep 22, 2009 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ah

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 22, 2009 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey, we scored 10 last night

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Sep 22, 2009 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

go team go!

" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers

by gossamer on Sep 22, 2009 8:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Yay gdt.

I was anxious for this one and I have no idea why. Go Rangers!

by bruce182 on Sep 22, 2009 8:03 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

You must have last time we faced the wrath of Cahill

I thought it be all warm and shitty, but it just tasted like normal beer. It was still cold.

by RA Dickey on Sep 22, 2009 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yay baseball!

"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by lisa w on Sep 22, 2009 8:06 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Like

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Sep 22, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It sure would be nice...

to get a few more wins like last night before the end of the season.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Sep 22, 2009 8:06 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Agreed

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 22, 2009 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ummmmmmmmmm

I’m sorry i.Orange. That’s all.

HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?

by BigGuns on Sep 22, 2009 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

sooooooooo sorry

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 22, 2009 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yep just finished doing that, it was wonderful!!

HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?

by BigGuns on Sep 22, 2009 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I got my Rangers playoff tickets today

:(

"Clearly, the season is over. Fire Daniels, fire Washington, fire Maddux, burn down TBIA." - AJM

by aggierangerfan00 on Sep 22, 2009 8:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

mmmmmmmmmmmmm...cherry lemonade....

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 22, 2009 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Are you a canine?

I mean, dogs eat almost anything…

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Sep 22, 2009 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Anyone have a feed?

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Sep 22, 2009 8:40 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Or not. Not.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Sep 22, 2009 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

None that I can find.

A’s vs. Rangers probably isn’t in much demand.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Sep 22, 2009 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

True dat

But thanks for looking :)

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Sep 22, 2009 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

NP dude.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Sep 22, 2009 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Glad we got all of that scoring out of the way yesterday

I could use an early night

That's why they call them business sox

by egriffey on Sep 22, 2009 8:40 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

"His communication skills is impeccable"

Wash on Maddux—-lol!

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Sep 22, 2009 8:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Lewin

looks freakishly tiny sitting next to Millwood. I mean, I know he is a little guy, but damn!

"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by lisa w on Sep 22, 2009 8:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Listening to the radio pregame. Barnett is interviewing Millwood

I’m counting the number of times Millwood has said ‘uh’

by oc on Sep 22, 2009 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wonder if Millwood finds himself purturbed by Geico ads

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Sep 22, 2009 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Only 12 games left...

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Sep 22, 2009 8:54 PM CDT reply actions   2 recs

That's how I feel :(

Tonight I’m not taking Nyquil and probably going to watch the whole game even though I should really be going to bed soon.

"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by lisa w on Sep 22, 2009 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nah, stay up with us

We talk about burgers and saggy pants

by oc on Sep 22, 2009 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

And Adam's poor grades

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Sep 22, 2009 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't know if I'll make it.

I slept about 2.5 hours this morning, and I’m up at 5 again tomorrow.

There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns

by RachelB on Sep 22, 2009 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Agree

To date, it is the only thing i can eat from them without “extreme bodily duress”.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Sep 22, 2009 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was having a third straight bad-day at work today.

The office goes and decides to get Vietnamese for lunch… all I want is something fast and American. So, I stopped by a McDonald’s on the way back from picking up their lunch…, and before I’m even halfway in, the sonovabitch at the register is pushing that damn Angus shit on me

I’m like ‘dude, I just want a Quarter Pounder.’

’I’m tellin ya sir, thisting pretty good.’…

I just stared at him… I could not believe my day was going this badly. I was talking psychology to myself outloud for Christ’s sake

That burger saved me. For 10 minutes anyway

by oc on Sep 22, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like the "DeLuxe"

That’s French, Motherfucker.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Sep 22, 2009 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

x

wife and I went by a restaurant one day and the Marquee said something like, "We proudly serve Angus beef. The wife looked over at me and said, “maybe so, but I don’t want them sitting at the next table.”

I soloed in the Mile High Club!

by horsedooty on Sep 22, 2009 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

BMac looks pensive. Let's GO RANGERS!!!

Let’s do this thing, whatever “this thing” has officially morphed into at this point.

HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?

by BigGuns on Sep 22, 2009 9:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

PLAYOFFS

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 22, 2009 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

there's no X yet i.Orange...

HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?

by BigGuns on Sep 22, 2009 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

90 wins has been my target for awhile

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Sep 22, 2009 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'll take it!!

HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?

by BigGuns on Sep 22, 2009 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey look, it's Jon!

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Sep 22, 2009 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am McLovin...

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Sep 22, 2009 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You wish! :)

Stunt double on the next flick, perhaps?

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Sep 22, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, we're about the same build (or lackthereof, lol)

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Sep 22, 2009 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, that didn't take long.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Sep 22, 2009 9:10 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Depressing

"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by lisa w on Sep 22, 2009 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

OT: Blondes or Brunettes?

That Corona commercial always reminds me of that question. I prefer brunettes.

by bruce182 on Sep 22, 2009 9:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Depends

I don’t really have a real preference, but if pressed I’d probably say blondes.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Sep 22, 2009 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

neither...

redheads

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 22, 2009 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ah, I forgot about them.

Add them to the discussion.

by bruce182 on Sep 22, 2009 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You don't like freckles?

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Sep 22, 2009 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

nothing wrong with that...

at all…

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 22, 2009 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

and?

There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns

by RachelB on Sep 22, 2009 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

wooo BMAC!!

HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?

by BigGuns on Sep 22, 2009 9:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

hahahahahaha

Kennedy…GONE!!!!

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 22, 2009 9:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Eff his whiney ass.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Sep 22, 2009 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

how/why

did he get tossed?

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Sep 22, 2009 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yup

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Sep 22, 2009 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Arguing balls and strikes with the ump.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Sep 22, 2009 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

OMG

Josh and TAG clearly are done with the season! LOL

"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by lisa w on Sep 22, 2009 9:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I like it when TAG...

…tries to defend a bad ball/strike call that goes the Rangers’ way.

by Adam J. Morris on Sep 22, 2009 9:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hahahaha

TAG can be so awesome.

Lewin: “I think Kennedy just got thrown out!”

TAG: “Good!”

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Sep 22, 2009 9:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

yup

HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?

by BigGuns on Sep 22, 2009 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Let's Do This Thing!

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Sep 22, 2009 9:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

+ 1

HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?

by BigGuns on Sep 22, 2009 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is risky but

I am going to say ian gets his 30th sometime during this game.

by bruce182 on Sep 22, 2009 9:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I either hope he doesn't get it this year

And learns he can’t try to jack every pitch, or he gets it soon and goes back to hiting some line drives.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Sep 22, 2009 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cahill's leg kick reminds me of Josh Beckett

As does the way he’s dominating.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Sep 22, 2009 9:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

your mom dominated me in bed

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 22, 2009 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

So you're a woman?

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Sep 22, 2009 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

when she wants me to be

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 22, 2009 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

what the hell?

HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?

by BigGuns on Sep 22, 2009 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

sorry i.Orange had to...

HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?

by BigGuns on Sep 22, 2009 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

sorry for what?

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 22, 2009 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I dunno...I'll get back to ya on that

HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?

by BigGuns on Sep 22, 2009 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Natty Caddy" < "Grooler"

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Sep 22, 2009 9:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Murphy almost looks like a cartoon character, spinning his legs when he starts to run

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Sep 22, 2009 9:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

What's with all the noise in this ballpark?

"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by lisa w on Sep 22, 2009 9:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

People from Oakland

are annoying and stupid.

by jdh90 on Sep 22, 2009 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol good to see you're back :]

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 22, 2009 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Anyone been watching the

Discovery Channel show “Gangland in Oakland” or something to that effect?

Not bad.

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Sep 22, 2009 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes

Been there, do not want, ask BG.

I was in a very expensive hotel, but right down the road, ugh…

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Sep 22, 2009 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

What's the most wannabe

thuggish suburban area in D/FW?

by jdh90 on Sep 22, 2009 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oak Cliff?

Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.

by Aquaman56 on Sep 22, 2009 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Difficult question

I mean, I was at a 4/5 star hotel (on the company’s dime), but two miles down the road, just a complete change. I guess you might compare to Ft. Worth Ave in Dallas. Not any certain thing, but just a general “do not belong” feeling. Seriously, I hit about 6/7 bars etc just looking for a place to cool out for a while, and ended up going back to the hotel…

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Sep 22, 2009 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

There was a bar on ft worth ave

called Passions. I went there a few times before it was closed down because people kept getting murdered.

by bruce182 on Sep 22, 2009 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was actually on Ft. Worth Ave. today

Didn’t seem too bad.

When I say the hood, I mean like down by Lancaster and Ledbetter.

by oc on Sep 22, 2009 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I actually had to drop off an actor once.

Somewhere down there in SOC… around Illinois Ave. but in some deep neighborhoods

At midnight

Wasn’t fun

by oc on Sep 22, 2009 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Aw man that is scary.

I live near Ilinois Ave. but around the Hampton intersection. I wouldn’t want to live on the other side of i-35.

by bruce182 on Sep 22, 2009 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

racist?

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Sep 22, 2009 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Reply meant for Rodney

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Sep 22, 2009 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Como area in Ft Worth

we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"

by eclou on Sep 22, 2009 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not really

I used to live fairly close to Como, It was a very defined race group. Anaheim is not like that, at all. More white trash than anything, at least what I experienced.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Sep 22, 2009 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

So you were uncomfortable because you were white?

Nice.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Sep 22, 2009 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ball four, way outside

Oh, the phong is ringin’!

What’s that gurgling sound i hear???

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Sep 22, 2009 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

SW Ft Worth

Old, historical neighborhood.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Sep 22, 2009 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes it's disgusting

HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?

by BigGuns on Sep 22, 2009 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oakland.

There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns

by RachelB on Sep 22, 2009 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just for fun

If Mil. came up to you and offered P. Fielder for Smoak and Holland, would you do it?

by Coolbean04 on Sep 22, 2009 9:32 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck no

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Sep 22, 2009 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

+ 1

HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?

by BigGuns on Sep 22, 2009 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

O M Gee

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Sep 22, 2009 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would take a big swig of cofee and spit in their face

then proceed to walk away while laughing really loudly at their stupidity.

by jdh90 on Sep 22, 2009 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

LMFAOOOOO

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 22, 2009 9:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

WHAT IN THE HOLY FUCK WAS THAT

"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by lisa w on Sep 22, 2009 9:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

WTF WAS THAT

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 22, 2009 9:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

HAHAHAAHHAAH

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 22, 2009 9:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

yep that was pretty bad

HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?

by BigGuns on Sep 22, 2009 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's one for the postseason blooper reels.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Sep 22, 2009 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha true dat

HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?

by BigGuns on Sep 22, 2009 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

let's just throw the ball around

" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers

by gossamer on Sep 22, 2009 9:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

WTF is this shit?

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Sep 22, 2009 9:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

ohhhhhhh Nellie!!

HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?

by BigGuns on Sep 22, 2009 9:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

holy fucking shit.

"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by lisa w on Sep 22, 2009 9:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

uhhhhhh.....that was not good

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 22, 2009 9:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I can't even count all the things that where wrong with that "play"

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Sep 22, 2009 9:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

x

don’t reckon the team just don’t give a shit anymore?

I soloed in the Mile High Club!

by horsedooty on Sep 22, 2009 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

So Cruz

is a good fielder? Not.

by Jea103 on Sep 22, 2009 9:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

So you're a cool person? Not.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 22, 2009 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

So you're going to base an entire years

worth of defensive value off of one play? Ok, dumbass.

by jdh90 on Sep 22, 2009 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

And you're going to use errors

as a good metric to determine a fielders value? Ok.

by jdh90 on Sep 22, 2009 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

to me it seems like..

he gets bad jumps and a lot of bad routes, fwiw

like what just happened…with the bad jump. Maybe he has vision issues.

HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?

by BigGuns on Sep 22, 2009 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

But that was that was

and that’s how most people come to complain about Nellie’s defense.

His UZR and +/- have actually been tops in terms of ALL fielders at points this year not just amongst outfielders.

by jdh90 on Sep 22, 2009 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He looked like a damn fool on that play

He wanted to do one thing and then changed his approach at the last second

by oc on Sep 22, 2009 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

So when Elvis takes a grounder that finds its

way under his glove, do you think he looks like a fool? It’s an error, yeah, but still doesn’t negate the fact that both are good/great defenders.

by jdh90 on Sep 22, 2009 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

UZR disagrees

And +/- did too, last I heard.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Sep 22, 2009 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cruz has a chance to atone in about two minutes

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on Sep 22, 2009 9:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That Nelson Cruz

will fuck up a ball in the OF.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Sep 22, 2009 9:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Please don't show that play again, broadcast team.

"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by lisa w on Sep 22, 2009 9:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

On the contrary, I'd like to see that replay several times, just for the LULZ

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Sep 22, 2009 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

What you don't like Clownball?

Scott Feldman – "The greatest Hawaiian-born Jewish baseball player to ever set foot on the mound."

by Section 339 on Sep 22, 2009 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dammit...sorry about the size...looks like I'm the clown.

Scott Feldman – "The greatest Hawaiian-born Jewish baseball player to ever set foot on the mound."

by Section 339 on Sep 22, 2009 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's okay, you provided a subject line

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Sep 22, 2009 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

is that John Wayne Gacy?

HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?

by BigGuns on Sep 22, 2009 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm not sure..but I can almost guarantee he's a registered sex offender.

Scott Feldman – "The greatest Hawaiian-born Jewish baseball player to ever set foot on the mound."

by Section 339 on Sep 22, 2009 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol I don't doubt it...

watch out for ice cream truck drivers and clowns

HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?

by BigGuns on Sep 22, 2009 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not right now.

Maybe tomorrow. I haven’t gotten rid of the hiccups from laughing so hard the first time.

"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by lisa w on Sep 22, 2009 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yay CD

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Sep 22, 2009 9:40 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

CD

Breakin up the no hitter… no let’s rally Rangers!!

by bstair on Sep 22, 2009 9:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Dumbass, Blalock would have homered

/Jonie Wails

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Sep 22, 2009 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

First direct challenge of the new edict.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Sep 22, 2009 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow, back to back hits!

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Sep 22, 2009 9:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Come on Elvis

We need to get right back in this.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Sep 22, 2009 9:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

wasn't young coming back soon?

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 22, 2009 9:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I don't think so

he keeps having complications.

by jdh90 on Sep 22, 2009 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

hammy and him *sigh*

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 22, 2009 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sigh.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Sep 22, 2009 9:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I like that Kris Davis at 3rd...so far

HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?

by BigGuns on Sep 22, 2009 9:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

HIGH STINKIN' CHEESE

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 22, 2009 9:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

rip that shit murph

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 22, 2009 9:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

he did i.Orange

HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?

by BigGuns on Sep 22, 2009 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ripped it real good

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 22, 2009 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you did? well turn the fan on...that'll help

HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?

by BigGuns on Sep 22, 2009 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

YOU SO FUNNI

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 22, 2009 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Huh?

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Sep 22, 2009 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

hahaha I LOLed

HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?

by BigGuns on Sep 22, 2009 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

x

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Sep 22, 2009 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damn

there is an app for everything!

by bruce182 on Sep 22, 2009 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jon make sure and wipe your credit card off...

it messes up the magnetic stripe..

HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?

by BigGuns on Sep 22, 2009 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No doubt

Is that a Hunny? If it ain’t a Hunny, that shit be fake!

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Sep 22, 2009 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?

by BigGuns on Sep 22, 2009 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Description for the app.

Forget the Virtual Pint – it’s piss. What YOU need is an unlimited supply of ‘Class A’ Virtual Narcotics.

Be the envy of the in-crowd. Get ejected from nightclubs. Shock and amaze your so-called friends. Get oral sex from Z-list celebrities.

by bruce182 on Sep 22, 2009 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Murphy's heating up

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Sep 22, 2009 9:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Please let's score some runs here

Hey, it worked last night.

"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by lisa w on Sep 22, 2009 9:57 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Drama builds.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Sep 22, 2009 9:57 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Calling it on the Hammer

we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"

by eclou on Sep 22, 2009 9:57 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

you beat me

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 22, 2009 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ugh

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 22, 2009 10:00 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hit it hard, no luck

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Sep 22, 2009 10:00 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Bad approach and swung at a couple of balls..

still rusty

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Sep 22, 2009 10:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hank Blalock was on steriods in his hay day.

Fact.

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Sep 22, 2009 10:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I bet he was

HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?

by BigGuns on Sep 22, 2009 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm just kidding.

But that thought did just occur to me.

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Sep 22, 2009 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nah

Power isn’t his problem it’s his approach.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Sep 22, 2009 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I also had this brief feeling of dread like I was about to get in trouble from Big Brother

After I posted it.

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Sep 22, 2009 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

goddammit

"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by lisa w on Sep 22, 2009 10:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

The Room

is not happy with that outcome.

by JDT217 on Sep 22, 2009 10:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

way to run kins

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 22, 2009 10:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

except not really you lazy bitch

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 22, 2009 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh my :)

HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?

by BigGuns on Sep 22, 2009 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Argh.

So. Much. Fail.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Sep 22, 2009 10:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

how did Ian not beat that out?

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year

by RangerMad on Sep 22, 2009 10:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Lollygagging

"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by lisa w on Sep 22, 2009 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

cockgagging

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 22, 2009 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hankgagging

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Sep 22, 2009 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

he wasn't running when he first went out of the box.

he put his head down like a little punk

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 22, 2009 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wrong

He ran out of the box. It just takes him forever to get out of the box.

by Adam J. Morris on Sep 22, 2009 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yep.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Sep 22, 2009 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Asking seriously here

Any chance the Rangers move Kinsler this offseason…

by oc on Sep 22, 2009 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes

I’ve said that before.

If payroll is $55 million — which I don’t think is all that remote a possibility — they’ll have to move at least a couple of Kinsler, C.J. and Frankie.

Given how the fan base has turned on C.J. and Kinsler, I’d just as soon see them go somewhere else and get a fresh start.

by Adam J. Morris on Sep 22, 2009 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Milton Bradley does not solve the problem

We’ve been there and done that

To me, Kinsler is exhibiting some of the early signs of a Teixeira

by oc on Sep 22, 2009 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

+ 1 I've thought that a few times myself..

getting a little douchey and a little over it.

HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?

by BigGuns on Sep 22, 2009 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well not really

But it’s painfully obvious the guy didn’t care to make adjustments this season and is too sensitive to external influences such as attendance to otherwise buck-up his game

by oc on Sep 22, 2009 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

If you want conspiracy theories, Kinsler's gone about this season all wrong

It’s all mental with this guy

I bet you there’s some kind of disconnect between him and Hamilton that a lot of us don’t know about

by oc on Sep 22, 2009 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't remember if Tex was swooned by the fanbases of the Yanks or Sox

but it obviously influenced his decision to sign with the yanks along with a couple million reasons. Now Kinsler is talking about our fanbase and how the sox and yanks have great ones and it reminds me of tex.

by bruce182 on Sep 22, 2009 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

IIRC

something about how the fans come out for the yanks and sox at the ballpark but nothing more than that.

by bruce182 on Sep 22, 2009 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No,

I was referring to this line

Now Kinsler is talking about our fanbase and how the sox and yanks have great ones and it reminds me of tex

by jdh90 on Sep 22, 2009 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

My mistake on not being clear.

He hasn’t mentioned anything besides the audio we’ve all heard about the fans. But his demeanor reminds of tex.

by bruce182 on Sep 22, 2009 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

he doesn't play like texeria

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 22, 2009 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just the way he used to act.

It seemed a bit high and mighty. I never said anything about him playing like tex.

by bruce182 on Sep 22, 2009 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

So?

Teix is a good player, but I’m pretty sure he didn’t want to be here. However, I think Ian wants to be here, but is extremely frustrated about the way the last month has panned out.

by jdh90 on Sep 22, 2009 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think the part of Teixeira's demeanor that bothered people

was the “Fuck you guys in Texas, I’mma goin’ to NY.”

by JDT217 on Sep 22, 2009 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yep

when you start talking about the fans… it can be the beggining of the end.

HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?

by BigGuns on Sep 22, 2009 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dude, he signed with the Yankees because they drove a dumptruck full of money up to his house.

Then filled his house with whores who pronounce everything with nineteen syllables and bought him his own Cayman Island.

Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.

by Aquaman56 on Sep 22, 2009 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, fuck him

He’s one of the 5 best second basemen in the league, but we don’t need that here.

by Adam J. Morris on Sep 22, 2009 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The 150 Ranger games so far this year

You think there are more than 5 second basemen better than Kinsler in the majors this year?

Name them.

by Adam J. Morris on Sep 22, 2009 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The real question here...

Where would he be on your list of top 50 Rangers of all time?

Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.

by Aquaman56 on Sep 22, 2009 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Uh

Chase Utley, maybe Dan Uggla

I will never, ever admit that Peds is better than Ian, ever.

by jdh90 on Sep 22, 2009 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Zobrist, if he can keep doing what he's doing.

Aaron Hill, maybe.

Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.

by Aquaman56 on Sep 22, 2009 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lol

no. Aaron Hill’s career OPS + is 100 compared to Ian’s 115

Zobrist probably won’t be able to sustain this success.

by jdh90 on Sep 22, 2009 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Utley, Zobrist, Pedroia and Filipe Lopez

Only 2B’s with higher WARs than Ian.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Sep 22, 2009 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I already won this argument

With gnothing, or somesucj…

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Sep 22, 2009 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

People always run to this defense when people attack Kinsler

What the fuck difference does it make if Kinsler is a Top 5 second baseman.

Teams have won championships with shittier second basemen

by oc on Sep 22, 2009 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yep

We clearly need a shittier second baseman to win a championship.

by Adam J. Morris on Sep 22, 2009 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Adam

I’ve been telling you this for a while…there are a lot of dumb motherfuckers on LSB – see the takes on Ian Kinsler.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Sep 22, 2009 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Uhhhhhhhh

People always run to the fact he’s good?

Remember Red, hope is a good thing. Maybe the best of things. And no good thing ever dies.

by WyoRanger on Sep 22, 2009 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

So it doesn't matter that he's one of the best players at his position in baseball?

That’s fucking stupid.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Sep 22, 2009 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

What's your problem tonight man?

I’ve never seen you this irrational.

Seriously. You’re trying to throw out the fact that Kinsler is insanely talented and one of the best players at his position with some bullshit argument about being “in the game”, whatever the fuck that means.

I’ve come to expect better than this from you.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Sep 22, 2009 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'd take Kinsler over Pedroia every day of the week.

BRoberts is interesting, so is Zobrist but given his age, I want Ian.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Sep 22, 2009 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hmmm

I think you’re right. I’d take Utley, Pedroia, and Roberts ahead of Ian.

Still doesn’t mean he shouldn’t STFU.

by JDT217 on Sep 22, 2009 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like Polanco too.

Uh-oh, Ian. Sitting at #5. Watch out, buddy. Is Aaron Hill for real? Can Dan Uggla improve his defense?

by JDT217 on Sep 22, 2009 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Poloanco's OPS+

for his career is 99

by jdh90 on Sep 22, 2009 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Brian Roberts

He’s bad defensively.

by Adam J. Morris on Sep 22, 2009 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Brian Roberts

OPS the last 3 years — 810, 828, 808

Kinsler’s OPS the last 3 years — 807, 892, 796

by Adam J. Morris on Sep 22, 2009 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, ok...

Well, that settles it. OPS and 1 year of UZR. 2009 is the first year Kins has outperformed Roberts defensively at 2B.

Are you really saying you’d rather have Kins than Roberts at 2B?

by JDT217 on Sep 22, 2009 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Milton Bradley would be sitting this game out

unless he had a chance for the batting title.

Fuck him.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Sep 22, 2009 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh

I thought you were mocking AJM’s apparent concern for CJ and Kins getting a “fresh start” somewhere else.

I hope they both remain with the Rangers. I also hope Kins will stfu and do his job.

by JDT217 on Sep 22, 2009 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

or a Blalock

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year

by RangerMad on Sep 22, 2009 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't give a shit what the fanbase thinks, I want those guys on our team

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Sep 22, 2009 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

+Smart

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Sep 22, 2009 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not me.

Fuck the idiots, we need more good players/pitchers, not less.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Sep 22, 2009 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

according to Cots

payroll this year was $68M. They will easily have $28M coming off the books due to expiring contracts. They should have no problem keeping Kinsler and Frankie and still have a payroll around $55M.z

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year

by RangerMad on Sep 22, 2009 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's crap

They owe Millwood and Young $28 million next year, and another $4 million for the Cat and Padilla buyouts.

That’s $32 million right there. Add Kinsler, Frankie and C.J., and that’s about $10 million more.

$42 million for 5 guys on the active roster. The remaining 20 players then get $13 million divided among them.

That’s not happening.

If payroll is $55 million, a couple of those guys are gone.

by Adam J. Morris on Sep 22, 2009 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

MY is only making $12M next year

and Cat’s buyout is $2M.

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year

by RangerMad on Sep 22, 2009 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

he needs to make some changes if thats him busting out of the box

a 90 year old stripper with a bad boob job pops out of a box faster than that.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 22, 2009 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

hahaha effin Orange

HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?

by BigGuns on Sep 22, 2009 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

general suckitude

we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"

by eclou on Sep 22, 2009 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

These ABC commercials on MLB.tv are worse than the caveman ads.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Sep 22, 2009 10:03 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Since I just had to delete two posts...

….let me remind everyone to read this, and respect my requests about confining the Hank/David/Josey talk to one place.

by Adam J. Morris on Sep 22, 2009 10:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I love that you're actually going to enforce this

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Sep 22, 2009 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Adam Loncar the strong arm

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 22, 2009 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why do they call you Red?

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Sep 22, 2009 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He enjoys the stylings of Mr. Karl Marx.

Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.

by Aquaman56 on Sep 22, 2009 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's a fine line senor...

next thing you know you’ll be telling people they can’t debate law schools, hot chicks, potato chips…

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Sep 22, 2009 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Was that me?

Oops, haven’t been frequenting LSB too much lately.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Sep 22, 2009 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dumbass

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Sep 22, 2009 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Since Jack Cust woudl be running

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Sep 22, 2009 10:08 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

what a beast!

HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?

by BigGuns on Sep 22, 2009 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wish you could selectively mute audio channels

that jackass with the drum and chant is fucking annoying.

"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by lisa w on Sep 22, 2009 10:08 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

talented ass donkey

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 22, 2009 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I c wut u did thar.

Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.

by Aquaman56 on Sep 22, 2009 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Gut is feliz with Byrd.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Sep 22, 2009 10:09 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Of course Daric Barton picks NOW to suddenly get good

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Sep 22, 2009 10:11 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Ichabod

manning up tonight against the “tough A’s”

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Sep 22, 2009 10:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Are you really arguing...

…that Nelson Cruz is a sub-par defensive outfielder?

by Adam J. Morris on Sep 22, 2009 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

If Ian Kinsler is traded

I think we know who the fanbases new target will be.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Sep 22, 2009 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whichever of Salty/Teagarden starts is the most likely target, I'd say.

Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.

by Aquaman56 on Sep 22, 2009 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well

Only of they continue to actually suck. If one of them breaks out, people will be right back on their bandwagons (I know I will be if it’s Salty).

Cruz though, he’s the next good player that will be the target of unwarranted hate.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Sep 22, 2009 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did you see the play, Adam?

His range and arm are great but he does an inordinate amount of stupid shit in RF that mitigates a ton of his defensive positives.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Sep 22, 2009 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

QUICK!

BREAK OUT THE STATS!

by oc on Sep 22, 2009 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

So what?

Overall, he’s a very good defensive outfielder.

Vlad swings at balls way out of the strike zone and hits into DPs as a result.

Doesn’t make overall offense crappy as a result.

by Adam J. Morris on Sep 22, 2009 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice play by Hank F

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Sep 22, 2009 10:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

x

http://www.theunticket.com/fake-rhyner-fake-greggo-fart-fall-down/

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Sep 22, 2009 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Adam, file a protective order on behalf of that kid, he is clearly being abused by his lameass father.

Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.

by Aquaman56 on Sep 22, 2009 10:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey look, it's the drummers

Anybody got a hand grenade?

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Sep 22, 2009 10:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Interesting start to the inning.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Sep 22, 2009 10:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

After a brief pause...

interest builds.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Sep 22, 2009 10:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

you're like katie couric

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 22, 2009 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Without the complete lack of fellatio.

Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.

by Aquaman56 on Sep 22, 2009 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Double negative fail

Remember Red, hope is a good thing. Maybe the best of things. And no good thing ever dies.

by WyoRanger on Sep 22, 2009 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh it was intentional.

Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.

by Aquaman56 on Sep 22, 2009 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

How about an actual hit with men on base?

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Sep 22, 2009 10:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Sep 22, 2009 10:21 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Goddamn Double Play Fail.

Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.

by Aquaman56 on Sep 22, 2009 10:21 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

awwww shit

HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?

by BigGuns on Sep 22, 2009 10:21 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice arm by CD

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Sep 22, 2009 10:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Think of where we would be if we could have beaten this team and Seattle when we should have.

Now that’s painful.

Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.

by Aquaman56 on Sep 22, 2009 10:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

and the tigers

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 22, 2009 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

and the Orioles.

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

by lost in space on Sep 22, 2009 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

And Minnesota.

Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.

by Aquaman56 on Sep 22, 2009 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

damn we can't hit homeruns anymore

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 22, 2009 10:31 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

attaboy Elvis!

HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?

by BigGuns on Sep 22, 2009 10:31 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

SB

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Sep 22, 2009 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

woohoo, a run!

"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by lisa w on Sep 22, 2009 10:31 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

MURPHY!

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Sep 22, 2009 10:31 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

damn MURPH you are on FIRE!

HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?

by BigGuns on Sep 22, 2009 10:32 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow Dave Anderson.

Wow Murphy.

Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.

by Aquaman56 on Sep 22, 2009 10:32 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

aw, hell

"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by lisa w on Sep 22, 2009 10:32 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That was epic dumbass

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Sep 22, 2009 10:32 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE DOING

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Sep 22, 2009 10:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

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