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I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 22, 2009 10:34 PM CDT reply actions  

I think Trevor Cahill...

…has a truck with a little man-step.

by Adam J. Morris on Sep 22, 2009 10:35 PM CDT reply actions  

I think Trevor Cahill is Josh Beckett with plastic surgery and an A's uniform

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 22, 2009 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

okiedokie

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 22, 2009 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

If we keep Pudge next year, will he still wear his Astro's gear?

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

by lost in space on Sep 22, 2009 10:36 PM CDT reply actions  

Hank F says

almost.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Sep 22, 2009 10:36 PM CDT reply actions  

Your little pussy-boys shaved their nuts and took it up the Ass for TU

Nice display of the red starfish by TT huh?

SLC sez, Fuck You.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Sep 22, 2009 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rodney is

deep in the sauce.

But this can be handled.

Wanna talk about Tech/Texas, flyboy?

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Sep 22, 2009 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Here you go Josey

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doIMMfb47s4

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 22, 2009 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh, you are so cute, Jonie.

I know you really wanna be a gurl.

I will go back to “Moron Asshole” whenever you post…yep, I dropped the cloak tonight, just to be exposed to more childich bullshit from Jonie Wails.

And yes, I was a “Flyboy”. WTF did you ever do of any significance other than whip peoples ass to death with your “gaggin on Hank’s balls?”

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Sep 22, 2009 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Tech/Texas

you drunk, stupid sonofabitch?

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Sep 22, 2009 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

No. 2 Texas gets revenge against Texas Tech, 34-24

Stop gargling Hank’s nuts long enough to read the headline

http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/football/recap?gid=200909190083

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Sep 22, 2009 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Please, please, please

Stop with the Hank/Josey stuff.

I asked earlier today that all the Hank/Josey/Davis talk be confined to the one FanPost so that we don’t have the GDTs and the morning posts and every other post doesn’t get polluted with the neverending pissing match.

by Adam J. Morris on Sep 22, 2009 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Sep 22, 2009 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Easy solution

ban josey. It’s obvious he’s trolling.

by jdh90 on Sep 22, 2009 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

yep

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 22, 2009 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

You like arguing with him

Don’t you.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 22, 2009 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't feel it is worthwhile to ban him

And I don’t understand why you are telling me to ban him, when at the same time you continuously engage with him and then tonight have been ignoring my request to confine all the Hank Blalock War comments to the FanPost I created solely for that purpose.

by Adam J. Morris on Sep 22, 2009 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

I know he can be fun to jack around with sometimes

I’ve done it myself in the past.

Lately I’ve just trollblocked him though.

In fairness, I think he has some comic value as a village idiot. Every village needs a good idiot.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 22, 2009 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Really, Dumbass?

Well fuck it, ban me then. Heysoos Christie…

I will from now on denegrate, talk down to, and patronize every poster here that has a simplistic understanding of baseball, like Jonie W. Are we good with that?

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Sep 22, 2009 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's bad for the blog.

The fact you had to create a special fanpost for his trolling is about as much proof of that as you can get.

by vfn on Sep 22, 2009 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Sep 22, 2009 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

+1

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 22, 2009 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Like I said in the "special" fanpost.

What do you think the J in Adam J. Morris stands for.

by bruce182 on Sep 22, 2009 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Talk to Mick

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jp_jEryyND8

We’re still trying to get in the post-season, folks.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Sep 22, 2009 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow.

Thank you Josey. :)

by oc on Sep 22, 2009 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

At least this game is going by quickly.

"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Sep 22, 2009 10:39 PM CDT reply actions  

Feliz up

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 22, 2009 10:40 PM CDT reply actions  

I saw

I was wanting him to pitch tonight.

by jdh90 on Sep 22, 2009 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's not a FA, is he?

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 22, 2009 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Get his skinny

ass out of the game while it is still close.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Sep 22, 2009 10:41 PM CDT reply actions  

Come on Elvis

He came off the bag while you were looking at the ump.

by Adam J. Morris on Sep 22, 2009 10:43 PM CDT reply actions  

Clearly, we need a shortstop who's "in the game"

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 22, 2009 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh, and a 2nd baseman too!

I get it!

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Sep 22, 2009 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

McKKKKKarthy

HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?

by BigGuns on Sep 22, 2009 10:43 PM CDT reply actions  

So yeah, here's a look at Ian's wOBA vs Hill vs Polanco

And though Ian and Hill’s careers are considerably shorter, Ian still looks most impressive, especially given last year which I think is the real Ian.

by jdh90 on Sep 22, 2009 10:45 PM CDT reply actions  

Thank you, Captain Obvious.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Sep 22, 2009 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

God forgive someone actually use good

data to represent an argument. Maybe you should try it.

by jdh90 on Sep 22, 2009 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why was last year the "real Ian"

and not his career year?

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year

by RangerMad on Sep 22, 2009 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

That was a lot of taquitos.

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

by lost in space on Sep 22, 2009 10:45 PM CDT reply actions  

Good call to the pen by Gut

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Sep 22, 2009 10:46 PM CDT reply actions  

Come on Feliz.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 22, 2009 10:48 PM CDT reply actions  

The clubhouse boy usually gives starting pitchers a jacket when they're done

but I’d rather see him give Ichabod a cheeseburger.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Sep 22, 2009 10:48 PM CDT reply actions  

Me thinks Feliz needs to work on deception.

You can tell when his breaking stuff is coming.

by TooLegitToQuit on Sep 22, 2009 10:48 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Telegraphing his curve was a complain against him all though the minors.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 22, 2009 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

I would really like to see us keep Pudge next year.

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

by lost in space on Sep 22, 2009 10:49 PM CDT reply actions  

Meh.

He sells tickets, but other than that I don’t see why letting him suck is any different than letting Salty and Tea suck.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 22, 2009 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

pudge hasn't sucked

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 22, 2009 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

A lot of good players GIDP

He’s a lot of big hits when we needed one. Little basehits that get the job done and keep the inning going, and that doesn’t count his defense.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 22, 2009 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

.282 OBP

I would say it’s safe to say he’s fucking terrible at keeping innings going.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 22, 2009 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

When we need a big hit he gets one. Go back and watch the games

In the bad Minnesota Series he had 3 or 4 huge hits, and no one brought him in.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 22, 2009 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

He has a .291 wOBA and grounds into more double plays than a radio station on 4th of july weekend.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 22, 2009 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

No he's not.

He’s 37 and he blows at getting on base and hitting for power.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 22, 2009 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Having him around for one more season next year is what we need.

The year when we’re supposed to go all the way we need him.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 22, 2009 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

We don't need him

but I like the idea of Pudge being on the Rangers in their return to the playoffs if they were to make it.

by jdh90 on Sep 22, 2009 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just that he's obviously gassed

But if they’re expecting this guy to be a starter next year, his endurance is definitely going to come into question

by oc on Sep 22, 2009 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't think he's gassed

I think he still takes a while to warmup and get going.

by jdh90 on Sep 22, 2009 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

OT,

If I started a Facebook group protesting TBS doing away with Seinfeld in the 6:00 and 6:30 segments, would y’all join?

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Sep 22, 2009 10:52 PM CDT reply actions  

nope

because that wouldn’t accomplish anything.

by jdh90 on Sep 22, 2009 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

reconsider after my comment above?

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Sep 22, 2009 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

meh.

Rodney?!? You got my facebook back, don’t you?

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Sep 22, 2009 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

and yes, you have to take into consideration that FB groups are essentially meaningless.

But, I don’t know, maybe it would blow up and get huge or something. Seems like a pretty good cause. Might raise some eyebrows…

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Sep 22, 2009 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

RODNEY!

You have my back here?!?

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Sep 22, 2009 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

To reiterate

Please confine Josey/Hank/Davis talk to the FanPost.

by Adam J. Morris on Sep 22, 2009 10:53 PM CDT reply actions  

Are you referencing drunken idiot shit like Rodney is pulling right now

not related to Hank F / CDavis ?

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Sep 22, 2009 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nice job Feliz

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 22, 2009 10:55 PM CDT reply actions  

see he's just warming up

HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?

by BigGuns on Sep 22, 2009 10:55 PM CDT reply actions  

Time for a bloop and a blast

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Sep 22, 2009 10:58 PM CDT reply actions  

lol wow ellis

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 22, 2009 10:58 PM CDT reply actions  

Looks like the A's need a second baseman who's "in the game"

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 22, 2009 10:59 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

nice cue shot Nelly

HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?

by BigGuns on Sep 22, 2009 10:59 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm not gay, (not that there's anything wrong with that)

but, he’s hot dude. He can stay in the big leagues for as long a he wants IMO

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Sep 22, 2009 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

ok, then, OT:

Who is the hottest man in the world?

There is only one answer—

Brad Pitt.

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Sep 22, 2009 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

*bzzzzt*

wrong answer.

"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Sep 22, 2009 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Antonio Sabato Jr.

HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?

by BigGuns on Sep 22, 2009 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Never heard of him.

And this doesn’t work for you.
You have to say who the hottest girl in the world is :)

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Sep 22, 2009 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol Megan Fox

HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?

by BigGuns on Sep 22, 2009 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yuck.

"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Sep 22, 2009 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeh the face isn't right

HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?

by BigGuns on Sep 22, 2009 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL

HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?

by BigGuns on Sep 22, 2009 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

oooo

is that a real website?

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Sep 22, 2009 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not going to click on that, just yet.

I first have to tell you that my idiot friends in my email group have this bit going where we throw a website in to the course of a regular conversation that doesn’t really exist and try to get one of the others to click on it. It’s a gentleman’s game, so you have to fess up if you clicked on it.

Ok, now, that being said, I will click.

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Sep 22, 2009 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

x

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 22, 2009 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Touche.

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

by lost in space on Sep 22, 2009 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not as hot as Brad Pitt.

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Sep 22, 2009 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Brad Pitt

is not attractive.

"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Sep 22, 2009 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

You'

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Sep 22, 2009 11:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Reply fail

You’re right. Brad Pitt is not attractive.

He is the hottest man in the world.

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Sep 22, 2009 11:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

he helps a lot of people in New Orleans..

that makes him hotter.

HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?

by BigGuns on Sep 22, 2009 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nah man, Bale is hot.

Brad Pitt is alright but he’s no Bale.

by bruce182 on Sep 22, 2009 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

We need a big jolt of energy.

NOW

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Sep 22, 2009 11:01 PM CDT reply actions  

Why am I still watching this game?

"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Sep 22, 2009 11:09 PM CDT reply actions  

To be honest, I've been paying more attention to the thread for awhile now.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 22, 2009 11:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

winner winner

chicken dinner

"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Sep 22, 2009 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

boo

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 22, 2009 11:10 PM CDT reply actions  

Oh, my God

All I can do is laugh.

"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Sep 22, 2009 11:12 PM CDT reply actions  

The A's are dumptrucking Willie Eyre, good lord.

Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 22, 2009 11:12 PM CDT reply actions  

pull him now!!!

we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"

by eclou on Sep 22, 2009 11:13 PM CDT reply actions  

Willie Eyre kinda sucks

I am officially declaring I would like to drop him from the 40 man and pick Thomas Diamond back up.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 22, 2009 11:13 PM CDT reply actions  

Diamond sucks

Give the spot to Phillips or Kirkman this winter.

The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...

by Kinslerhomer on Sep 22, 2009 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Good point

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 22, 2009 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's done it two games in a row now

Grilli last time, Eyre now.

Strange.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 22, 2009 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Er

Two Feliz games in a row now.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 22, 2009 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yay we get to hear about wow great Cahill is now

with his .100 Babip and no K’s.

The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...

by Kinslerhomer on Sep 22, 2009 11:14 PM CDT reply actions  

Does it matter at this point?

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

by lost in space on Sep 22, 2009 11:14 PM CDT reply actions  

Didn't Willie Eyre

earn the nickname Willie Fucking Eyre for a while there last year?

"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Sep 22, 2009 11:14 PM CDT reply actions  

I like the way you think, lisa w

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Sep 22, 2009 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

This reminds me of the 9 run inning I put up against Brad Zeigler today

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 22, 2009 11:15 PM CDT reply actions  

fuckin eyre head

HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?

by BigGuns on Sep 22, 2009 11:16 PM CDT reply actions  

No Josh, you don't have to feel for Willie Eyre

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 22, 2009 11:17 PM CDT reply actions  

And Josh?

We don’t give a shit about the Angel scores anymore.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 22, 2009 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Damn

it seems like every time I look up Barton is batting again

"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Sep 22, 2009 11:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Oh this team was fun to watch once upon a blue moon...

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

by lost in space on Sep 22, 2009 11:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Ok, eclou, since you posted this, I'm gonna ask one more time...

If I started a FB group protesting TBS taking Seinfeld off air at 6 and 6:30 and putting friggin My Name is Earl in it’s place, could I count on y’all to join?!?

I think I’d need like half a mill for TBS to take notice.

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Sep 22, 2009 11:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

"Hello I'm here to initiate last rites"

HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?

by BigGuns on Sep 22, 2009 11:22 PM CDT reply actions  

There is the smallest of heartbeats left

but we need to win our next 12 games to get there.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Sep 22, 2009 11:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

That kid behind home plate copying the umpire is wierd

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 22, 2009 11:26 PM CDT reply actions  

OK so

I should be able to get to bed around midnight – 30 minutes for the next half inning and 4 minutes for the top of the 9th.

"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Sep 22, 2009 11:26 PM CDT reply actions  

I'd say why not just hit the sack now, but then I remembered that there's only 11 more games left after this

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 22, 2009 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Exactly

watching it while I still have it.

"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Sep 22, 2009 11:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

ok let's see what Moscoso has going on tonight..

HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?

by BigGuns on Sep 22, 2009 11:28 PM CDT reply actions  

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