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my ear itches
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 22, 2009 10:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I think Trevor Cahill...
…has a truck with a little man-step.
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 22, 2009 10:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I think Trevor Cahill is Josh Beckett with plastic surgery and an A's uniform
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 22, 2009 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
okiedokie
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 22, 2009 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If we keep Pudge next year, will he still wear his Astro's gear?
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
by lost in space on Sep 22, 2009 10:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hank F says
almost.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
by Josey Wales on Sep 22, 2009 10:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Your little pussy-boys shaved their nuts and took it up the Ass for TU
Nice display of the red starfish by TT huh?
SLC sez, Fuck You.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
by Rodney on Sep 22, 2009 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rodney is
deep in the sauce.
But this can be handled.
Wanna talk about Tech/Texas, flyboy?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
by Josey Wales on Sep 22, 2009 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Here you go Josey
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doIMMfb47s4
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
by boomer1 on Sep 22, 2009 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, you are so cute, Jonie.
I know you really wanna be a gurl.
I will go back to “Moron Asshole” whenever you post…yep, I dropped the cloak tonight, just to be exposed to more childich bullshit from Jonie Wails.
And yes, I was a “Flyboy”. WTF did you ever do of any significance other than whip peoples ass to death with your “gaggin on Hank’s balls?”
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
by Rodney on Sep 22, 2009 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tech/Texas
you drunk, stupid sonofabitch?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
by Josey Wales on Sep 22, 2009 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No. 2 Texas gets revenge against Texas Tech, 34-24
Stop gargling Hank’s nuts long enough to read the headline
http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/football/recap?gid=200909190083
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
by Rodney on Sep 22, 2009 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Please, please, please
Stop with the Hank/Josey stuff.
I asked earlier today that all the Hank/Josey/Davis talk be confined to the one FanPost so that we don’t have the GDTs and the morning posts and every other post doesn’t get polluted with the neverending pissing match.
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 22, 2009 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Agreed.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
by Josey Wales on Sep 22, 2009 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Easy solution
ban josey. It’s obvious he’s trolling.
by jdh90 on Sep 22, 2009 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
You like arguing with him
Don’t you.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 22, 2009 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't feel it is worthwhile to ban him
And I don’t understand why you are telling me to ban him, when at the same time you continuously engage with him and then tonight have been ignoring my request to confine all the Hank Blalock War comments to the FanPost I created solely for that purpose.
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 22, 2009 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know he can be fun to jack around with sometimes
I’ve done it myself in the past.
Lately I’ve just trollblocked him though.
In fairness, I think he has some comic value as a village idiot. Every village needs a good idiot.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 22, 2009 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Really, Dumbass?
Well fuck it, ban me then. Heysoos Christie…
I will from now on denegrate, talk down to, and patronize every poster here that has a simplistic understanding of baseball, like Jonie W. Are we good with that?
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
by Rodney on Sep 22, 2009 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's bad for the blog.
The fact you had to create a special fanpost for his trolling is about as much proof of that as you can get.
by venturafearsnolan on Sep 22, 2009 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
+1
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 22, 2009 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Adam IS Josey.
He can’t ban himself.
by bruce182 on Sep 22, 2009 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Like I said in the "special" fanpost.
What do you think the J in Adam J. Morris stands for.
by bruce182 on Sep 22, 2009 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Talk to Mick
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jp_jEryyND8
We’re still trying to get in the post-season, folks.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
by Josey Wales on Sep 22, 2009 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least this game is going by quickly.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
by lisa w on Sep 22, 2009 10:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Feliz up
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 22, 2009 10:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Second base for the texas rangers
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 22, 2009 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's not a FA, is he?
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 22, 2009 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Get his skinny
ass out of the game while it is still close.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
by Josey Wales on Sep 22, 2009 10:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Come on Elvis
He came off the bag while you were looking at the ump.
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 22, 2009 10:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
he wasn't looking at the ump thats just the natural way his head goes after making a tag.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 22, 2009 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Clearly, we need a shortstop who's "in the game"
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 22, 2009 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, and a 2nd baseman too!
I get it!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
by Rodney on Sep 22, 2009 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I blame that entire homestand
On Ian Kinsler
by oc on Sep 22, 2009 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And it's not because of what he said.
It’s because he kept saying it.
People. Are. Tired. Of. It.
by oc on Sep 22, 2009 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
McKKKKKarthy
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
by BigGuns on Sep 22, 2009 10:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Just getting in--is this a rerun from last week?
Oh no—we have one run off Cahill
by davea on Sep 22, 2009 10:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
So yeah, here's a look at Ian's wOBA vs Hill vs Polanco
And though Ian and Hill’s careers are considerably shorter, Ian still looks most impressive, especially given last year which I think is the real Ian.
by jdh90 on Sep 22, 2009 10:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Thank you, Captain Obvious.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
by Josey Wales on Sep 22, 2009 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
God forgive someone actually use good
data to represent an argument. Maybe you should try it.
by jdh90 on Sep 22, 2009 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why was last year the "real Ian"
and not his career year?
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year
by RangerMad on Sep 22, 2009 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was a lot of taquitos.
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
by lost in space on Sep 22, 2009 10:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Good call to the pen by Gut
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
by Josey Wales on Sep 22, 2009 10:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Im long past hoping for 100 every time out but coming out at 91 is a little concerning.
the preceding post was a great success.
by DSheppard on Sep 22, 2009 10:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Come on Feliz.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 22, 2009 10:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The clubhouse boy usually gives starting pitchers a jacket when they're done
but I’d rather see him give Ichabod a cheeseburger.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
by Josey Wales on Sep 22, 2009 10:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Me thinks Feliz needs to work on deception.
You can tell when his breaking stuff is coming.
by Too Legit To quit on Sep 22, 2009 10:48 PM CDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
Telegraphing his curve was a complain against him all though the minors.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 22, 2009 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would really like to see us keep Pudge next year.
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
by lost in space on Sep 22, 2009 10:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Keep him for cheap, let him teach the younger guys.
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
by lost in space on Sep 22, 2009 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Meh.
He sells tickets, but other than that I don’t see why letting him suck is any different than letting Salty and Tea suck.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 22, 2009 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
pudge hasn't sucked
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 22, 2009 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
How many GIDP's has he into this year?
by jdh90 on Sep 22, 2009 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
A lot of good players GIDP
He’s a lot of big hits when we needed one. Little basehits that get the job done and keep the inning going, and that doesn’t count his defense.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 22, 2009 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
.282 OBP
I would say it’s safe to say he’s fucking terrible at keeping innings going.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 22, 2009 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
When we need a big hit he gets one. Go back and watch the games
In the bad Minnesota Series he had 3 or 4 huge hits, and no one brought him in.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 22, 2009 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He has a .291 wOBA and grounds into more double plays than a radio station on 4th of july weekend.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 22, 2009 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
pudge is better than anything we have right now. far better
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 22, 2009 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No he's not.
He’s 37 and he blows at getting on base and hitting for power.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 22, 2009 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Having him around for one more season next year is what we need.
The year when we’re supposed to go all the way we need him.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 22, 2009 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
We don't need him
but I like the idea of Pudge being on the Rangers in their return to the playoffs if they were to make it.
by jdh90 on Sep 22, 2009 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Listening to the KRLD analysis of Feliz is making me depressed
by oc on Sep 22, 2009 10:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Just that he's obviously gassed
But if they’re expecting this guy to be a starter next year, his endurance is definitely going to come into question
by oc on Sep 22, 2009 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't think he's gassed
I think he still takes a while to warmup and get going.
by jdh90 on Sep 22, 2009 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
whatever happened to the 100mph kid?
I have not seen him hit over 95 in a month it seems
we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"
by eclou on Sep 22, 2009 10:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
His fastball this year has still averaged out to
96.2
by jdh90 on Sep 22, 2009 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
OT,
If I started a Facebook group protesting TBS doing away with Seinfeld in the 6:00 and 6:30 segments, would y’all join?
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Sep 22, 2009 10:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
nope
because that wouldn’t accomplish anything.
by jdh90 on Sep 22, 2009 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
reconsider after my comment above?
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Sep 22, 2009 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
meh.
Rodney?!? You got my facebook back, don’t you?
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Sep 22, 2009 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and yes, you have to take into consideration that FB groups are essentially meaningless.
But, I don’t know, maybe it would blow up and get huge or something. Seems like a pretty good cause. Might raise some eyebrows…
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Sep 22, 2009 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
RODNEY!
You have my back here?!?
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Sep 22, 2009 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
To reiterate
Please confine Josey/Hank/Davis talk to the FanPost.
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 22, 2009 10:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Are you referencing drunken idiot shit like Rodney is pulling right now
not related to Hank F / CDavis ?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
by Josey Wales on Sep 22, 2009 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice job Feliz
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 22, 2009 10:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
see he's just warming up
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
by BigGuns on Sep 22, 2009 10:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Time for a bloop and a blast
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
by Josey Wales on Sep 22, 2009 10:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
lol wow ellis
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 22, 2009 10:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Looks like the A's need a second baseman who's "in the game"
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 22, 2009 10:59 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
nice cue shot Nelly
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
by BigGuns on Sep 22, 2009 10:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Remember when Billy Beane said Bobby Crosby was the next big thing?
…..and we complain about Hank not panning out.
by jdh90 on Sep 22, 2009 10:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Where does the time go?
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
by lost in space on Sep 22, 2009 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not gay, (not that there's anything wrong with that)
but, he’s hot dude. He can stay in the big leagues for as long a he wants IMO
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Sep 22, 2009 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have a huge mancrush on
Brady Quinn.
by jdh90 on Sep 22, 2009 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ok, then, OT:
Who is the hottest man in the world?
There is only one answer—
Brad Pitt.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Sep 22, 2009 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
*bzzzzt*
wrong answer.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
by lisa w on Sep 22, 2009 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Antonio Sabato Jr.
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
by BigGuns on Sep 22, 2009 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Never heard of him.
And this doesn’t work for you.
You have to say who the hottest girl in the world is :)
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Sep 22, 2009 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol Megan Fox
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
by BigGuns on Sep 22, 2009 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Have you ever seen Quinn without a shirt (sorry for this guys).
by jdh90 on Sep 22, 2009 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yuck.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
by lisa w on Sep 22, 2009 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeh the face isn't right
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
by BigGuns on Sep 22, 2009 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This looks like a picture you'd seen on hotchickswithdouchebags
by oc on Sep 22, 2009 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Quinn is far from a douche bag
That’s Clausen’s role at ND.
by jdh90 on Sep 22, 2009 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
oooo
is that a real website?
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Sep 22, 2009 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not going to click on that, just yet.
I first have to tell you that my idiot friends in my email group have this bit going where we throw a website in to the course of a regular conversation that doesn’t really exist and try to get one of the others to click on it. It’s a gentleman’s game, so you have to fess up if you clicked on it.
Ok, now, that being said, I will click.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Sep 22, 2009 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
x
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 22, 2009 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Touche.
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
by lost in space on Sep 22, 2009 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not as hot as Brad Pitt.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Sep 22, 2009 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Brad Pitt
is not attractive.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
by lisa w on Sep 22, 2009 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are you attractive?
Only one way to find out.
by jdh90 on Sep 22, 2009 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you're such a badass
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 22, 2009 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You'
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Sep 22, 2009 11:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Reply fail
You’re right. Brad Pitt is not attractive.
He is the hottest man in the world.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Sep 22, 2009 11:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he helps a lot of people in New Orleans..
that makes him hotter.
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
by BigGuns on Sep 22, 2009 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nah man, Bale is hot.
Brad Pitt is alright but he’s no Bale.
by bruce182 on Sep 22, 2009 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
We need a big jolt of energy.
NOW
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
by Josey Wales on Sep 22, 2009 11:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Jack Cust can't get here soon enough
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 22, 2009 11:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Why am I still watching this game?
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
by lisa w on Sep 22, 2009 11:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
because it's on the tv and your eyes are watching it
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 22, 2009 11:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
To be honest, I've been paying more attention to the thread for awhile now.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 22, 2009 11:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seems like the A's are going to put this game away right here
by davea on Sep 22, 2009 11:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
winner winner
chicken dinner
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
by lisa w on Sep 22, 2009 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
boo
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 22, 2009 11:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh, my God
All I can do is laugh.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
by lisa w on Sep 22, 2009 11:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The A's are dumptrucking Willie Eyre, good lord.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman56 on Sep 22, 2009 11:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
pull him now!!!
we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"
by eclou on Sep 22, 2009 11:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
If we had won tonight, how many games back would we have been?
by oc on Sep 22, 2009 11:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
6
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 22, 2009 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Willie Eyre kinda sucks
I am officially declaring I would like to drop him from the 40 man and pick Thomas Diamond back up.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 22, 2009 11:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Diamond sucks
Give the spot to Phillips or Kirkman this winter.
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 22, 2009 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good point
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 22, 2009 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why put in Feliz and play it like a close game and then leave Eyre in there with nobody warming up
to get shelled? Wash—you puzzle me.
by davea on Sep 22, 2009 11:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He's done it two games in a row now
Grilli last time, Eyre now.
Strange.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 22, 2009 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Er
Two Feliz games in a row now.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 22, 2009 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's like he has a quota--he'll leave the pitcher in come hell or high water
Should have had the pen going from the beginning of the inning
by davea on Sep 22, 2009 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yay we get to hear about wow great Cahill is now
with his .100 Babip and no K’s.
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 22, 2009 11:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Rebecca Romijn on Conan.
Clevage alert!
by bruce182 on Sep 22, 2009 11:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Does it matter at this point?
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
by lost in space on Sep 22, 2009 11:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Didn't Willie Eyre
earn the nickname Willie Fucking Eyre for a while there last year?
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
by lisa w on Sep 22, 2009 11:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I like the way you think, lisa w
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
by Josey Wales on Sep 22, 2009 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This reminds me of the 9 run inning I put up against Brad Zeigler today
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 22, 2009 11:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
fuckin eyre head
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
by BigGuns on Sep 22, 2009 11:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
that looked like batting practice. Perhaps he was tipping his own pitches
we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"
by eclou on Sep 22, 2009 11:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
that or he just sucks
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
by BigGuns on Sep 22, 2009 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No Josh, you don't have to feel for Willie Eyre
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 22, 2009 11:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
And Josh?
We don’t give a shit about the Angel scores anymore.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 22, 2009 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn
it seems like every time I look up Barton is batting again
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
by lisa w on Sep 22, 2009 11:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh this team was fun to watch once upon a blue moon...
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
by lost in space on Sep 22, 2009 11:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuggit. I'd rather watch C-Span re-runs
we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"
by eclou on Sep 22, 2009 11:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ok, eclou, since you posted this, I'm gonna ask one more time...
If I started a FB group protesting TBS taking Seinfeld off air at 6 and 6:30 and putting friggin My Name is Earl in it’s place, could I count on y’all to join?!?
I think I’d need like half a mill for TBS to take notice.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Sep 22, 2009 11:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Hello I'm here to initiate last rites"
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
by BigGuns on Sep 22, 2009 11:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
There is the smallest of heartbeats left
but we need to win our next 12 games to get there.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
by Josey Wales on Sep 22, 2009 11:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That kid behind home plate copying the umpire is wierd
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 22, 2009 11:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
OK so
I should be able to get to bed around midnight – 30 minutes for the next half inning and 4 minutes for the top of the 9th.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
by lisa w on Sep 22, 2009 11:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'd say why not just hit the sack now, but then I remembered that there's only 11 more games left after this
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 22, 2009 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Exactly
watching it while I still have it.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
by lisa w on Sep 22, 2009 11:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ok let's see what Moscoso has going on tonight..
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
by BigGuns on Sep 22, 2009 11:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Post game post now up
This thread is closed.
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 22, 2009 11:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
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