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by Adam J. Morris on Sep 22, 2009 11:27 PM CDT
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Yeah, the game isn't technically over yet, but the Rangers are down 7 and I'm tired and going to bed.
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old fart
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 22, 2009 11:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Well OK then.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
by lisa w on Sep 22, 2009 11:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
AJM is throwing in the towel
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 22, 2009 11:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I blame this on Josey
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
by boomer1 on Sep 22, 2009 11:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
A Beaver?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
by Josey Wales on Sep 22, 2009 11:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Go Rangers?
I feel liked I just got kicked out of a party, thanks for bringing back some of my youth AJM.
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
by lost in space on Sep 22, 2009 11:31 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Nice K for Moscoso
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 22, 2009 11:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
...well, while the cat's away, the mice will play...
Hey Josey,
Hank Blalock can’t carry Chris Davis’ jock strap.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Sep 22, 2009 11:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Of course he can't...
…his balls are stuck in Joseys mouth
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
by boomer1 on Sep 22, 2009 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
oooo
good one.
Josey, you just gonna sit there and take that ish?
Bock. Bock. Bock.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Sep 22, 2009 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This isn't funny
I’m about ready to shut down comments on all the threads for the rest of the night if people can’t show me the basic courtesy of respecting a pretty damn simple request I’ve made.
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 22, 2009 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Sorry
Going to bed now.
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
by boomer1 on Sep 22, 2009 11:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
;-)
Adam, I’m just kiddin bro!
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Sep 22, 2009 11:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now I want the Rangers to win
so adam can get up from his rocking chair, put on his glasses and change the thread.
by bruce182 on Sep 22, 2009 11:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He's not that old.. Lol
by Too Legit To quit on Sep 22, 2009 11:34 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck the A's
and Fuck Billy Beane.
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 22, 2009 11:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
*makes loud noises by adam's door*
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 22, 2009 11:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Favorite Ticket drop no longer played -
“Giant beaver!!”
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
by Josey Wales on Sep 22, 2009 11:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
...who said it?
Doesn’t ring a bell.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Sep 22, 2009 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tom Grieve
can’t remember the context but pure greatness.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
by Josey Wales on Sep 22, 2009 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ha.
that’s when they’re so funny, when you can’t imagine for the life of you when/why someone would say that in a normal context.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Sep 22, 2009 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Frankly, I'm not impressed with Pudge defensively either
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 22, 2009 11:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
oh please
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 22, 2009 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just because he once was doesn't mean he still is
And he ain’t.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 22, 2009 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ok. you just said this cause of the two plays just now.
go pick your nose and feed it to your lizard. Then put a pan on your head and run around the house claiming there is a booger dinosaur after you. Then drop a book on the lizard and beat your chest shouting “VICTORY” only to find out the lizard got away and crawled up your short shorts, and bit your left nut.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 22, 2009 11:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
x
ok. you just said this cause of the two plays just now.
No, I didn’t. I mentioned this a couple night ago as well. Pudge is a fucking old man, at least in baseball years. I don’t give a shit if he’s a Ranger legend, he sucks now. Deal.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 22, 2009 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah you would completely ignore the lizard story, you ass.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 22, 2009 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
tl, dr
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 22, 2009 11:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I liked the lizard bit
Way better than the Jeets bit. You’re improving.
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 23, 2009 12:48 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
+ 1 much better that the Jeets story, yup
Good job i.Orange the lizard story leaves the reader wondering why did it bite the left nut instead of the right nut. You’ve come a long way, keep it up!
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
by BigGuns on Sep 23, 2009 8:09 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Everyone knows the left nut is the tasty one
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 23, 2009 10:01 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He did hit the runner in the gut at least.
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
by lost in space on Sep 22, 2009 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jeez.
Just END already. I’m sick of this game.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
by lisa w on Sep 22, 2009 11:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
24 minutes.
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
by lost in space on Sep 22, 2009 11:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol fucking lol Pudge
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 22, 2009 11:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Holy fuck Pudge
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 22, 2009 11:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Are you fucking kidding me?
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
by lisa w on Sep 22, 2009 11:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Pudge sucks ass
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 22, 2009 11:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Are they not getting together on the signs or something?
Because this is fucking rediculous.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 22, 2009 11:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Well that was an ugly series of events for Pudge.
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
by lost in space on Sep 22, 2009 11:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Seriously
what the hell is going on?
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
by lisa w on Sep 22, 2009 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jesus
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 22, 2009 11:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Did Kevin Richardson die?
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 22, 2009 11:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
This is true WTF
and there would be a riot if TT was behind the plate.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
by Josey Wales on Sep 22, 2009 11:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Well Pudge has skins on the wall
TT does not.
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
by boomer1 on Sep 22, 2009 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and we're losing 8-1 with nothing to cheer about.
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
by lost in space on Sep 22, 2009 11:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fantastic.
Skins on the wall mean fuck all to me at this point. I’d much rather see TT get some ABs.
by LiamP on Sep 23, 2009 12:07 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
+1
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 23, 2009 12:07 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
8 run come back
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 22, 2009 11:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
rally the troops i.Orange
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
by BigGuns on Sep 22, 2009 11:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That would've been a good inning for Moscoso if it weren't for our Ranger Legend.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 22, 2009 11:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It was a much better world when SW Airlines
stews wore hot pants and they gave away free drinks.
See the early 80s
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
by Josey Wales on Sep 22, 2009 11:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
x
@robneyer Pudge was just charged with Passed Balls on consecutive pitches … Equaling his totals for all of 2000, and 2001.
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 22, 2009 11:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
There had to be some miscommunication there between Pudge and Moscoso, because nobody's that bad.
In which case Pudge still needs to get his shit together and square his pitcher away.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 22, 2009 11:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wash needs to get his head out of his ass
and put Richardson into a 7 run game in the 9th.
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 22, 2009 11:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
or 8th
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 22, 2009 11:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Garbage time, Hank F
bump up those stats.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
by Josey Wales on Sep 22, 2009 11:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Paul Lynde
drunk effeminate funny guy in center square on Hollywood Squares.
Hank F with a walk!!!
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
by Josey Wales on Sep 22, 2009 11:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Call
Ian
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Sep 22, 2009 11:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
1-2
Still call.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Sep 22, 2009 11:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow.
popped the fuck up, catcher drops it.
Now, it is inevitable.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Sep 22, 2009 11:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
popup!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 22, 2009 11:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seriously.
Speechless.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Sep 22, 2009 11:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kinsler's not going to hit another LD until he gets HR #30
If he gets HR #30.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 22, 2009 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think someone said this earlier,
but I kinda hope he doesn’t get it. That would be fooking hilarious.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Sep 23, 2009 12:06 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I think I was the guy that said that too, lol
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 23, 2009 12:07 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that ball boy looked like mario
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 22, 2009 11:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow
I didn’t see that coming.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
by lisa w on Sep 22, 2009 11:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That is the goofiest ballboy I've ever seen
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 22, 2009 11:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
LOL
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
by lisa w on Sep 22, 2009 11:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Got you to bed 11 minutes early!
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
by lost in space on Sep 22, 2009 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yup
I’m out. Don’t burn the place down.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
by lisa w on Sep 22, 2009 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
We are horribly horrible.
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
by lost in space on Sep 22, 2009 11:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'd rather of had a pop up.
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
by BigGuns on Sep 22, 2009 11:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
we suck
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 22, 2009 11:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Josh and TAG keep trying to hype Kurt Suzuki's D
I’m not impressed.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 22, 2009 11:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He okay
nothing special.
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 22, 2009 11:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Probably explains why he's Wash's gold glove vote
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 22, 2009 11:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol so true.
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 22, 2009 11:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think he looks like that Jon dude
with the 8 kids/TV reality show
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
by txranger7 on Sep 22, 2009 11:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL he so does, too
Except probably without the Ed Hardy douchiness.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
by lisa w on Sep 23, 2009 7:59 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't blame Hank F for running there...
time to go home and pound the Budweiser.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
by Josey Wales on Sep 22, 2009 11:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
where is the post game thread?
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 22, 2009 11:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
This is it.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 22, 2009 11:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let's go paint the town
We..are..all…in this together—Go Rangers!
by davea on Sep 22, 2009 11:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
this game even pissed my cat off...
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
by BigGuns on Sep 22, 2009 11:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
wonder where it got that hand motion
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 22, 2009 11:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you're so mean to me i.Orange
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
by BigGuns on Sep 22, 2009 11:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
awwww look at the cute kitty
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 22, 2009 11:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Send him over to Ryan Sweeny's house
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 22, 2009 11:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And if he has enough bullets left, Rajai Davis says hi.
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
by lost in space on Sep 22, 2009 11:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll buy him another clip for Daric Barton.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 22, 2009 11:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think this board could buy enough clips...
to mow down a few others while we’re at it. Now we have to buy plane tickets.
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
by lost in space on Sep 22, 2009 11:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll give him one for Brett Anderson
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 22, 2009 11:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And Trevor "I kick like Josh Beckett" Cahill
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 22, 2009 11:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just switched over to MLB
Apparently our loss tonight clinched a spot in post-season for the MF Yankees.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
by Josey Wales on Sep 22, 2009 11:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
How many DPs did we hit into tonight?
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
by lost in space on Sep 22, 2009 11:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
11 or 12
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
by txranger7 on Sep 22, 2009 11:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
million
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 22, 2009 11:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Blalock and Borbon
Plus Byrd when Murphy tried to go to third, and Kinsler to end the game…
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 22, 2009 11:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Impressive.
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
by lost in space on Sep 22, 2009 11:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
For having 11 games left,
what other teams are as ready to see their burning ship finally sink?
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
by lost in space on Sep 22, 2009 11:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Well, we're playing one of them
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 23, 2009 12:00 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Worst part is, I think they can see more upside.
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
by lost in space on Sep 23, 2009 12:02 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Houston Astros
lost Oswalt for the rest of the season,
fired their manager a few days ago,
lost their 9th game in a row,
their only good starter isn’t pitching again until 3 more games,
and they’re playing a Cardinals team that’s chasing the best record in the league…
by MikeEl on Sep 23, 2009 2:25 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rampage Jackson has quit fighting.
Will now pursue an acting career after apparently getting mis-treated by Dana White.
I wasn’t really a big Rampage fan,but I loved the way he trashed talked. He was what the UFC needed.
by Too Legit To quit on Sep 23, 2009 12:06 AM CDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
This is the ultimate way to duck Machida I guess.
by LiamP on Sep 23, 2009 12:08 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Read his post at Rampage-Jackson.com
He mentions Machida.
by Too Legit To quit on Sep 23, 2009 12:10 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
Holy shit, I just started watching the new UF.
I guess no Rashard Evans either?
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
by lost in space on Sep 23, 2009 12:13 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Going Through The Motions
Ian Kinsler looks like he’s approaching every at-bat just looking to get finished with his season. 2 RBI in 20 games.
by Mister Naxal on Sep 23, 2009 12:07 AM CDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
30/30
It’s pretty clear to me, after watching so many (hundreds of) pop-ups and (though only a few) questionable stolen base attempts, that Kinsler has had his eye on 30/30 the entire year. This feeling is only strengthened by the email that Michael Young’s wife sent out following the Newberg-All-Star-Final-Vote Kinsler and Young dinner giveaway where she said something to the tune of: “Come out and watch Ian get 30/30!” I mean…if Young’s wife is talking about it at the all-star break…Ian was almost certainly focused on it. To the detriment of the team…
(Sorry if someone has written about this before. I’ve been offline for a little while.)
by cardhorn on Sep 23, 2009 8:38 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
OT: Stub Hub
I know some here have used it before, anyone have issues? Ive never used it before.
They have some good deals on tickets for the weekend series, guess season ticket holders are dumping tickets for the end.
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
by rentz on Sep 23, 2009 8:15 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I used it and had no problems at all
If you find a good deal, don’t hesitate to jump on it. They are reputable.
"You can probably stick a fork in the Rangers' playoff chances for 2009." - AJM on 7/26 with the team 4.5 games out
by tricer on Sep 23, 2009 8:29 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good & bad
They came thru for me on several MLB games at different venues but hosed me with uncertainty at the Cotton Bowl.
I considered the Cotton Bowl incident an aberration and I’d use them again.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
by Josey Wales on Sep 23, 2009 8:30 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've used them half dozen times and no problems
Once got tix really early in the season but the tix hadn’t shipped to the owner and I knew I wouldn’t get them before I left town, so StubHub shipped them to my hotel which worked out well.
Remember Red, hope is a good thing. Maybe the best of things. And no good thing ever dies.
by WyoRanger on Sep 23, 2009 9:14 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've used them for concert tix and...
…Stars tix and they have always done exactly what they said they would.
I have no objection to man walking on the moon.
by Chad Crudup on Sep 23, 2009 9:44 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks everyone for the input
got some tickets 5 rows from the field for below face value.
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
by rentz on Sep 23, 2009 10:23 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Discussion question:
Anderson/Cahill or Holland/Feliz?
"You can probably stick a fork in the Rangers' playoff chances for 2009." - AJM on 7/26 with the team 4.5 games out
by tricer on Sep 23, 2009 8:30 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
weighing in on my own question
I think I’d lean towards the A’s duo. Anderson looks the most impressive of the 4 to me, and I think I’d also take Cahill over Holland.
Tough to say it, but I think if you look at them objectively it is tough to rate the Texas pair higher, but I’m open to someone convincing me otherwise.
"You can probably stick a fork in the Rangers' playoff chances for 2009." - AJM on 7/26 with the team 4.5 games out
by tricer on Sep 23, 2009 8:36 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
heh, one more reply to self
The bright side is that Texas has six years control over both of ours, while Oakland has only 5 years on both of theirs.
"You can probably stick a fork in the Rangers' playoff chances for 2009." - AJM on 7/26 with the team 4.5 games out
by tricer on Sep 23, 2009 8:37 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I guess we have to see if Feliz can handle starting
but I love having that weapon in the bully. He’s a game-changer out there and could potentially be one of the best closers in the game.
I’d lean towards Cahill/Anderson until we see more consistency from the Dutch Oven and get a better handle on how Feliz will do as a starter.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
by Josey Wales on Sep 23, 2009 8:49 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Go Rangers!
We can still pull it out and make the playoffs! We’re winners and winners win! Win! Beisbol!
Scott Feldman – "The greatest Hawaiian-born Jewish baseball player to ever set foot on the mound."
by Section 339 on Sep 23, 2009 9:52 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
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