Game 151 Game Day Thread
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 23, 2009 8:00 PM CDT
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A day off for Ian Kinsler, who had played all 36 games since coming off the disabled list. He rests, and Omar Vizquel starts as second base.
Rangers lineup
Julio Borbon, dh
Elvis Andrus, ss
David Murphy, lf
Marlon Byrd, cf
Hank Blalock, 1b
Nelson Cruz, rf
Chris Davis, 3b
Ivan Rodriguez, c
Omar Vizquel, 2b
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year
Nelson Cruz up to 6th! Wheee!
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Pudge a catcher and Julio at DH? Fuck u Wash
Julio Borbon, dh
Elvis Andrus, ss
David Murphy, lf
Marlon Byrd, cf
Hank Blalock, 1b
Nelson Cruz, rf
Chris Davis, 3b
Ivan Rodriguez, c
Omar Vizquel, 2b
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
O'Day .. O'Day ..
"Nothing we do here has a point" - Czar Morris
by inactive lsb user on Sep 23, 2009 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions
OK
You win. Is that the movie where Jean-Claude battles a tree?
That's why they call them business sox
I have seen Bloodsport some five billion times, and for some reason I have yet to see any of the mentor / training sequence. I always seem to catch the movie right when Frank and the agents meet for the first time
by oc on Sep 23, 2009 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Did you get to that fat kid's solo?
It makes me cry every time.
That's why they call them business sox
You really need to start checking that 'Open In New Window' box, shroom
by oc on Sep 23, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions
I must be the only person in the world who doesn't like..
…Herbie Hancock. Well, except for RACISTS.
by Black Francis on Sep 23, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions
No offense, but you're pretty shallow if you can't enjoy even a second of this
by oc on Sep 23, 2009 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions
This...
…is probably the first jazz I heard in my life and it’s what hooked me. Still awesome, too.
by Black Francis on Sep 23, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions
x
"Nothing we do here has a point" - Czar Morris
by inactive lsb user on Sep 23, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Um.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Ah.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Wooo Rangers!
Don’t suck tonight, okay?
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
go team go!
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
gO tEAm
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
by Cecilio's Guante on Sep 23, 2009 8:39 PM CDT reply actions
I really enjoy
how they clearly just don’t give a rat’s ass on Rangers Live anymore. It’s pretty amusing.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
well
the last week and a half was pretty damn deflating, i never bailed on games and now im having trouble focusing on the entire game
go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com
by studcrackers on Sep 23, 2009 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions
I took a no-hitter into the 7th inning today with Tommy on MLB '08
The fucking game ejected him when I accidentally hit Jack Cust in the elbow with a cutter.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
No, but it had hit David Murphy earlier. I think it thought I was retaliating or something.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
i am the walrus
donnie shut the fuck up
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by studcrackers on Sep 23, 2009 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions
No Josey talk tonight
He is dead to the thread
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
Who?
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
That's the spirit!
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
LSB has had...
…a little over 972,000 comments in its history.
I’m guessing we’ll hit 1,000,000 during the first round of the playoffs.
I'd give out a prize...
…if I could figure out a way to determine what the 1,000,000th comment is.
The prize would probably be my various and sundry Ranger giveaway stuff from games I’ve gone to the past few years, and don’t want, but don’t want to just throw away.
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 23, 2009 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Cool.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Congratulations Comrade Meno
Your production is an inspiration to us all. The Motherland salutes you.
No no gone!
Good start :)
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
There you go!
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
no shutout!
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
mlb.tv not working for anyone else?
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
I don't always like Marlon
but you can’t ever say he doesn’t bust ass out of the box.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
True, LOL
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
nice job hank
go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com
I'm with ya man
Watching all 9 innings and going to enjoy every bit.
I’m going to be a wreck without baseball.
Maybe they can let him
pinch hit later if this gets outta hand. We’ll need quick outs so they can leave and get ready for tomorrow.
Nice start tonight
doncha think?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
haha, where's that Rally Hank! gif?
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
x
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Thanks!
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Hahahah
Hank:
“I told you those gummy bears where MINE!!!!”
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
TAG: "if you get hit by a ball (in the dugout) here you deserve to get hit
TAG, once again with his wit and wisdom’s
I still support
the idea of a Josh and TAG Uncensored feed, even if you had to pay to get it.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Thank god that was a quick inning
Josh and Tom where going all Rex Hudler trying to make excuses for Pudge’s crazy passball-fest last night.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Fuck you....
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
Slow GDT tonight.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
x
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Hoss is rollin'
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Tommy is looking good indeed.
When Wash said that only Milwood and Feldman are locks for the rotation next year, is he just trying to motivate the youngsters? Barring an epic meltdown or injury, how has Tommy not earned a spot?
by Basehead on Sep 23, 2009 9:37 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Open competition is always good
I have no qualms that Tommy will make the rotation next year. I love the fact that Feliz has to duke it out with Harrison, McCarthy, Nippert for the 5th spot (I expect Holland to start as camp breaks too).
Has to be just trying to motivate the guys
Because barring an injury, there’s no way Hunter shouldn’t start the season in the roto.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
we're shelling
out the dough for all the big name pitchers this off season, bedard sheets and harden will all start in the rotation. hunter and holland will fill in at 6 and 9 weeks into the season when they get hurt
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by studcrackers on Sep 23, 2009 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Lotta fly balls right at people tonight.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
boooooo.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
I sure hope Tommy has his stuff deep into this one
Looks like we’ve done the sum of our early scoring today.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
OT: Who has the best uniforms in baseball?
I kinda like the A’s road grays with the “Athletics” script
I actually really like the Giants' off-white.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
I like the Royals powder blues
And the A’s and D-Back’s black jerseys are cool. I’ve always liked our blue tops too.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
If this was the 1970s, we'd wear blue pants with our blue tops--god, would that be disaster
We’d look like the Rice football team
I believe the A's use to have yellow uniforms that they'd wear
Tops and pants both, with green piping and lettering. Now that was a distaster.
I’m a big fan of block color tops, really, but you just can’t do color coded pants as well without looking goofy.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Giants, Yankees, Dodgers
Uniforms so classy and timeless that they’ve remained pretty much the same forever and have no need for gimmicky alternate jerseys, just classic home and roads.
by Basehead on Sep 23, 2009 9:54 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
oh, God, please don't remind me
of that catastrofuck last night.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Great GDT so far
It started out “fuck, we’re going to kill these guys” and then immediately went to “god I hope our pitching holds up cause we look like shit.”
And it’s 2-0 in the third.
Remember Red, hope is a good thing. Maybe the best of things. And no good thing ever dies.
Perfect souvenir targeting by the ballboy there.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Sounds like TAG
has taken a dose of Fukitol before this road trip, too.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
This kid's facial hair
makes him look like an elderly man with no teeth.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Wooo HR!
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
nice job hank
go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com
Making a push for his free agent paycheck
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
WOOOOO HANK
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
i havent looked
in awhile but is young or hamilton expected to be back at all this year?
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Hamilton, it sounds like, is close
Young, maybe not.
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 23, 2009 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions
I would rather
Young just be shut down for the rest of the season.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
+1
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Josh may as well get ready for next year
seeing as this has pretty much been a lost year for him.
"Nothing we do here has a point" - Czar Morris
by inactive lsb user on Sep 23, 2009 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions
lol at josh
wilford brimley lookalike
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Ah, there goes the no-no.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Okay, trivia question of the game
Who can tell me what this is:
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Nice.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 23, 2009 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions
x
"Nothing we do here has a point" - Czar Morris
by inactive lsb user on Sep 23, 2009 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Hmn
Mine didn’t post?
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Correct.
A colon
"Nothing we do here has a point" - Czar Morris
by inactive lsb user on Sep 23, 2009 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Okay, hang on.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
uhhh
miranda lambert?
There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns
by RachelB on Sep 23, 2009 10:05 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Charlie Finley belongs in the Hall of Fame
He, along with Marvin Miller, made modern baseball what it is
Goddamn Sweeny.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
A very, very good start tonight
I’d say.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
Really?
A two-run lead with one out and two men on counts as a “very, very good start” to you?
Or are you not talking about the actual team, but just your sole talking point night after night?
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 23, 2009 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, what a fantastic start tonight.
Idiot.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 23, 2009 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions
flagged as spam
"Nothing we do here has a point" - Czar Morris
by inactive lsb user on Sep 23, 2009 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Loss of lead imminent
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
What a terrible, terrible fourth inning.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
One more please
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
FUCK
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Sigh...
Anyway, lets try this again… can anyone tell me what the following image is (or if it posted?)
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
I think so.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
And a state, turned sideways
http://www.fedstats.gov/qf/maps/stout25.gif
A sock in the shape of massachusetts.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Now that I think about it
It’s really one of those kind of ingenous ideas that sounded a lot better in the planning stages than in reality.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Could it be the borders state of Massachusetts were originally drawn
by someone with a foot fetish?
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: "Can't take a fucking to save their lives" (lisa w, 2009).
borders of the, that is.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: "Can't take a fucking to save their lives" (lisa w, 2009).
No foot fetish there, obviously.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: "Can't take a fucking to save their lives" (lisa w, 2009).
I thought they were twins.
Or maybe there’s a different kind of undercurrent going on there.
Your 2009 Texas Rangers: "Can't take a fucking to save their lives" (lisa w, 2009).
50's actually
But yep. That is the wierdest baseball logo I’ve ever seen.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Josey Wales (the movie character)
wasn’t a fan of Redlegs.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
by Josey Wales on Sep 23, 2009 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions
im a fan of him
and mr. mets, in fact id love a mr. met costume
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by studcrackers on Sep 23, 2009 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Man, this team really gave in
What a cooler going into next season. I thought I’d be happy with the season, but this embarrassing run of form is making me think otherwise.
what the fuck happened?
I left to go brush my teeth and pack tomorrow’s lunch to take to work when Oakland got the first hit.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Geez, we can't even figure out how to sacrifice
Terrible, terrible bunt.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
This Borbon kid
is the son of a prof from Mississippi and I’d think he’d be a much smarter player than we’ve seen so far.
Until further review, lots of talent but he’s an idiot.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
Uh, oh...
Kilby was death on Hank F the other night.
Fucking Borbon…idiot.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
Dammit.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Epic smallball fail this inning.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Sorry
that was a E-6, TAG
Atta boy, Tiny E
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
C'mon, Murph
you’re hitting 3rd do it.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
Nice AB Murphy.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Kilby is there for Hank F
and Hank F alone.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
whew
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
WOOOOOOO BYRD
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
I dunno about that, but I do know he's the most hacktastic one
It not going to be as tough as you think.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Job, Marlon
Kilby is about to drop the grief barrel on Hank F.
Killed him the other night.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
Better truck pitchman
Mike Rowe or Denis Leary?
Discuss.
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 23, 2009 10:29 PM CDT reply actions
Worst truck pitchman:
Howie Fucking Long
by Basehead on Sep 23, 2009 10:32 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Leary
can sell me anything.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
by Josey Wales on Sep 23, 2009 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions
he's a hack
go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com
by studcrackers on Sep 23, 2009 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Byrdman kisses the plate!
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
wooohoooOO!
How’s that pitching change working out for you?
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Simply
Wow….and a lot of disgust on what should have been as well.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
Kurt Suzuki everybody
Ron Washington’s vote for gold glover.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
woooow
what the hell happened to Oakland’s defense?
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
4 runs right back
How about that?
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
Respectfully,
buried.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
by Josey Wales on Sep 23, 2009 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Where was this the entire season
If this was something we could do on a semi-regular basis, we might still be talkingabout the playoffs.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Oakland remembered they're terrible
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Oakland hit a homer?
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Geez, I can't even go the can all of a sudden
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
holy crap
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
They are clearly running out of ideas...
I’m ready to start flying!
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
by lost in space on Sep 23, 2009 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Why didn't you do that last night Nellie?!
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
Always like to see Borbon walking.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Anybody watch the ultimate fighter tonight?
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
i'm watching you be an idiot
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 23, 2009 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
That doesn't sound very fun.
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
by lost in space on Sep 23, 2009 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions
solid piece of hitting
by both guys
go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com
MURPH!
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Very nice hitting by the Murph..
Borbon tried to fuck it up by tripping over 3B but still made it home.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
After kissing the plate
He has Dustin Lipperts
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
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