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Game 151 Game Day Thread

Texas Rangers at Oakland Athletics, Sep 23, 2009 9:05 PM CDT


Texas Rangers' Ivan Rodriguez (7) breaks up a double play with Oakland Athletics shortstop Cliff Pennington in the third inning of a baseball game Tuesday, Sept. 22, 2009, in Oakland, Calif. Rangers' Julio Borbon was safe at first base. (AP Photo/Ben Margot)

Ben Margot - AP

4 months ago: Texas Rangers' Ivan Rodriguez (7) breaks up a double play with Oakland Athletics shortstop Cliff Pennington in the third inning of a baseball game Tuesday, Sept. 22, 2009, in Oakland, Calif. Rangers' Julio Borbon was safe at first base. (AP Photo/Ben Margot)

Go Rangers...

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The race for second...

That's why they call them business sox

by egriffey on Sep 23, 2009 8:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

line ups

A day off for Ian Kinsler, who had played all 36 games since coming off the disabled list. He rests, and Omar Vizquel starts as second base.

Rangers lineup
Julio Borbon, dh
Elvis Andrus, ss
David Murphy, lf
Marlon Byrd, cf
Hank Blalock, 1b
Nelson Cruz, rf
Chris Davis, 3b
Ivan Rodriguez, c
Omar Vizquel, 2b

Foul Territory

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year

by RangerMad on Sep 23, 2009 8:03 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Nelson Cruz up to 6th! Wheee!

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Sep 23, 2009 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pudge a catcher and Julio at DH? Fuck u Wash

Julio Borbon, dh

Elvis Andrus, ss

David Murphy, lf

Marlon Byrd, cf

Hank Blalock, 1b

Nelson Cruz, rf

Chris Davis, 3b

Ivan Rodriguez, c

Omar Vizquel, 2b

The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...

by Kinslerhomer on Sep 23, 2009 8:03 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Vote Elvis!!!

vote

The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...

by Kinslerhomer on Sep 23, 2009 8:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

O'Day .. O'Day ..

"Nothing we do here has a point" - Czar Morris

by Chase Irwin on Sep 23, 2009 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

OK

You win. Is that the movie where Jean-Claude battles a tree?

That's why they call them business sox

by egriffey on Sep 23, 2009 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have seen Bloodsport some five billion times, and for some reason I have yet to see any of the mentor / training sequence. I always seem to catch the movie right when Frank and the agents meet for the first time

by oc on Sep 23, 2009 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

How about

this

That's why they call them business sox

by egriffey on Sep 23, 2009 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did you get to that fat kid's solo?

It makes me cry every time.

That's why they call them business sox

by egriffey on Sep 23, 2009 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

uh

I’m not shallow. At least your mom says I’m not.

I just think it’s a bit too flashy.

by Black Francis on Sep 23, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

This...

…is probably the first jazz I heard in my life and it’s what hooked me. Still awesome, too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBupII3LH_Q

by Black Francis on Sep 23, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

x

http://tinyurl.com/nl3smh

"Nothing we do here has a point" - Czar Morris

by Chase Irwin on Sep 23, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ugh

Now I know the name of that song and the worm who made it

by oc on Sep 23, 2009 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Needs more hip thrusts.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Sep 23, 2009 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Does anyone have the lineup?

That's why they call them business sox

by egriffey on Sep 23, 2009 8:09 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Um.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Sep 23, 2009 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

+ 1

HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?

by BigGuns on Sep 23, 2009 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sarcasm meter broken?

That's why they call them business sox

by egriffey on Sep 23, 2009 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ah.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Sep 23, 2009 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wooo Rangers!

Don’t suck tonight, okay?

"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by lisa w on Sep 23, 2009 8:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

go team go!

" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers

by gossamer on Sep 23, 2009 8:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

gO tEAm

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

by Ryin A on Sep 23, 2009 8:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I really enjoy

how they clearly just don’t give a rat’s ass on Rangers Live anymore. It’s pretty amusing.

"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by lisa w on Sep 23, 2009 8:57 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

well

the last week and a half was pretty damn deflating, i never bailed on games and now im having trouble focusing on the entire game

go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com

by studcrackers on Sep 23, 2009 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I took a no-hitter into the 7th inning today with Tommy on MLB '08

The fucking game ejected him when I accidentally hit Jack Cust in the elbow with a cutter.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Sep 23, 2009 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, but it had hit David Murphy earlier. I think it thought I was retaliating or something.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Sep 23, 2009 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

your handle

always makes me think of that lyric from Across the Universe – “Jai Guru Deva Ohm”

by shroomer on Sep 23, 2009 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i am the walrus

donnie shut the fuck up

go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com

by studcrackers on Sep 23, 2009 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

we win this 17 to 3

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 23, 2009 8:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

No Josey talk tonight

He is dead to the thread

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 23, 2009 9:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Who?

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Sep 23, 2009 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's the spirit!

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 23, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

LSB has had...

…a little over 972,000 comments in its history.

I’m guessing we’ll hit 1,000,000 during the first round of the playoffs.

by Adam J. Morris on Sep 23, 2009 9:05 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I'd give out a prize...

…if I could figure out a way to determine what the 1,000,000th comment is.

The prize would probably be my various and sundry Ranger giveaway stuff from games I’ve gone to the past few years, and don’t want, but don’t want to just throw away.

by Adam J. Morris on Sep 23, 2009 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'll take it all!

There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns

by RachelB on Sep 23, 2009 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cool.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Sep 23, 2009 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Congratulations Comrade Meno

Your production is an inspiration to us all. The Motherland salutes you.

by shroomer on Sep 23, 2009 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No no gone!

Good start :)

"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by lisa w on Sep 23, 2009 9:07 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Good start

now I want him to take second, I haven’t seen a Rangers stolen base in a while.

by jdh90 on Sep 23, 2009 9:07 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

There you go!

"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by lisa w on Sep 23, 2009 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

no shutout!

"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by lisa w on Sep 23, 2009 9:10 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

mlb.tv not working for anyone else?

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Sep 23, 2009 9:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Kennedy sucks

That's why they call them business sox

by egriffey on Sep 23, 2009 9:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I don't always like Marlon

but you can’t ever say he doesn’t bust ass out of the box.

"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by lisa w on Sep 23, 2009 9:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

his ass can bust a lot of things

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 23, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

True, LOL

"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by lisa w on Sep 23, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

nice job hank

go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com

by studcrackers on Sep 23, 2009 9:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

told you 17- 3

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 23, 2009 9:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm with ya man

Watching all 9 innings and going to enjoy every bit.

I’m going to be a wreck without baseball.

by jdh90 on Sep 23, 2009 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Alright, Hank

That's why they call them business sox

by egriffey on Sep 23, 2009 9:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice piece of hitting by Hank there

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on Sep 23, 2009 9:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Maybe they can let him

pinch hit later if this gets outta hand. We’ll need quick outs so they can leave and get ready for tomorrow.

by jdh90 on Sep 23, 2009 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice start tonight

doncha think?

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Sep 23, 2009 9:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

How much did Hank pay for that hit?

Or did the magic genie decide to grant him leniency?

by RangersSD on Sep 23, 2009 9:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

haha, where's that Rally Hank! gif?

"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by lisa w on Sep 23, 2009 9:21 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

x

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Sep 23, 2009 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks!

"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by lisa w on Sep 23, 2009 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hahahah

Hank:

“I told you those gummy bears where MINE!!!!”

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Sep 23, 2009 9:21 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

LET'S GO TOMMY

BOM BOM BOMBOMBOM

by jdh90 on Sep 23, 2009 9:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I still support

the idea of a Josh and TAG Uncensored feed, even if you had to pay to get it.

"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by lisa w on Sep 23, 2009 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thank god that was a quick inning

Josh and Tom where going all Rex Hudler trying to make excuses for Pudge’s crazy passball-fest last night.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Sep 23, 2009 9:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

This place be dead tonight

whilst Tommy is looking fantastic.

What the fuck is wrong with you guys?

by jdh90 on Sep 23, 2009 9:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck you....

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 23, 2009 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ok...

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 23, 2009 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Slow GDT tonight.

"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by lisa w on Sep 23, 2009 9:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

x

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Sep 23, 2009 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hoss is rollin'

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Sep 23, 2009 9:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Tommy is looking good indeed.

When Wash said that only Milwood and Feldman are locks for the rotation next year, is he just trying to motivate the youngsters? Barring an epic meltdown or injury, how has Tommy not earned a spot?

by Basehead on Sep 23, 2009 9:37 PM CDT via mobile reply actions   0 recs

Open competition is always good

I have no qualms that Tommy will make the rotation next year. I love the fact that Feliz has to duke it out with Harrison, McCarthy, Nippert for the 5th spot (I expect Holland to start as camp breaks too).

by jdh90 on Sep 23, 2009 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Has to be just trying to motivate the guys

Because barring an injury, there’s no way Hunter shouldn’t start the season in the roto.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Sep 23, 2009 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

we're shelling

out the dough for all the big name pitchers this off season, bedard sheets and harden will all start in the rotation. hunter and holland will fill in at 6 and 9 weeks into the season when they get hurt

go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com

by studcrackers on Sep 23, 2009 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lotta fly balls right at people tonight.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Sep 23, 2009 9:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

boooooo.

"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by lisa w on Sep 23, 2009 9:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I sure hope Tommy has his stuff deep into this one

Looks like we’ve done the sum of our early scoring today.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Sep 23, 2009 9:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

OT: Who has the best uniforms in baseball?

I kinda like the A’s road grays with the “Athletics” script

by davea on Sep 23, 2009 9:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I actually really like the Giants' off-white.

"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by lisa w on Sep 23, 2009 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like the Royals powder blues

And the A’s and D-Back’s black jerseys are cool. I’ve always liked our blue tops too.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Sep 23, 2009 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I believe the A's use to have yellow uniforms that they'd wear

Tops and pants both, with green piping and lettering. Now that was a distaster.

I’m a big fan of block color tops, really, but you just can’t do color coded pants as well without looking goofy.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Sep 23, 2009 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Giants, Yankees, Dodgers

Uniforms so classy and timeless that they’ve remained pretty much the same forever and have no need for gimmicky alternate jerseys, just classic home and roads.

by Basehead on Sep 23, 2009 9:54 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions   0 recs

oh, God, please don't remind me

of that catastrofuck last night.

"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by lisa w on Sep 23, 2009 9:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Great GDT so far

It started out “fuck, we’re going to kill these guys” and then immediately went to “god I hope our pitching holds up cause we look like shit.”

And it’s 2-0 in the third.

Remember Red, hope is a good thing. Maybe the best of things. And no good thing ever dies.

by WyoRanger on Sep 23, 2009 9:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Perfect souvenir targeting by the ballboy there.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Sep 23, 2009 9:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Sounds like TAG

has taken a dose of Fukitol before this road trip, too.

"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by lisa w on Sep 23, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

This kid's facial hair

makes him look like an elderly man with no teeth.

"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by lisa w on Sep 23, 2009 9:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Wooo HR!

"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by lisa w on Sep 23, 2009 9:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

nice job hank

go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com

by studcrackers on Sep 23, 2009 9:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hell has frozen over

Hank has two hits, wth

by RangersSD on Sep 23, 2009 9:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Making a push for his free agent paycheck

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Sep 23, 2009 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

WOOOOO HANK

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Sep 23, 2009 9:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

woo

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 23, 2009 9:56 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

call for davis

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 23, 2009 9:56 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

If that happens

Hell will have frozen over twice, in the span of 3 minutes

by RangersSD on Sep 23, 2009 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

darn

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 23, 2009 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i havent looked

in awhile but is young or hamilton expected to be back at all this year?

go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com

by studcrackers on Sep 23, 2009 9:57 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I would rather

Young just be shut down for the rest of the season.

"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by lisa w on Sep 23, 2009 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Sep 23, 2009 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Josh may as well get ready for next year

seeing as this has pretty much been a lost year for him.

"Nothing we do here has a point" - Czar Morris

by Chase Irwin on Sep 23, 2009 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol at josh

wilford brimley lookalike

go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com

by studcrackers on Sep 23, 2009 10:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That's Sweeney

oh well, question stands.

by jdh90 on Sep 23, 2009 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That wasn't sweeney

I don’t know who the fuck it was, I just want the song.

by jdh90 on Sep 23, 2009 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ah, there goes the no-no.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Sep 23, 2009 10:03 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Okay, trivia question of the game

Who can tell me what this is:

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Sep 23, 2009 10:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice.

Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.

by Aquaman56 on Sep 23, 2009 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

x

"Nothing we do here has a point" - Czar Morris

by Chase Irwin on Sep 23, 2009 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hmn

Mine didn’t post?

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Sep 23, 2009 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Correct.
A colon

"Nothing we do here has a point" - Czar Morris

by Chase Irwin on Sep 23, 2009 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Okay, hang on.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Sep 23, 2009 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

uhhh

miranda lambert?

There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns

by RachelB on Sep 23, 2009 10:05 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

oops

There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns

by RachelB on Sep 23, 2009 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Charlie Finley belongs in the Hall of Fame

He, along with Marvin Miller, made modern baseball what it is

by davea on Sep 23, 2009 10:06 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Goddamn Sweeny.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Sep 23, 2009 10:06 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

A very, very good start tonight

I’d say.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Sep 23, 2009 10:07 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Really?

A two-run lead with one out and two men on counts as a “very, very good start” to you?

Or are you not talking about the actual team, but just your sole talking point night after night?

Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.

by Aquaman56 on Sep 23, 2009 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, what a fantastic start tonight.

Idiot.

Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.

by Aquaman56 on Sep 23, 2009 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

hm

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 23, 2009 10:11 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Loss of lead imminent

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Sep 23, 2009 10:11 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

What a terrible, terrible fourth inning.

Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.

by Aquaman56 on Sep 23, 2009 10:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

One more please

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Sep 23, 2009 10:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Sep 23, 2009 10:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Sigh...

Anyway, lets try this again… can anyone tell me what the following image is (or if it posted?)

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Sep 23, 2009 10:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

So I was partially right

it is a state. It’s Massachusetts, no?

by jdh90 on Sep 23, 2009 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think so.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Sep 23, 2009 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

And a state, turned sideways

http://www.fedstats.gov/qf/maps/stout25.gif

A sock in the shape of massachusetts.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Sep 23, 2009 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Now that I think about it

It’s really one of those kind of ingenous ideas that sounded a lot better in the planning stages than in reality.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Sep 23, 2009 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Could it be the borders state of Massachusetts were originally drawn

by someone with a foot fetish?

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: "Can't take a fucking to save their lives" (lisa w, 2009).

by Snark on Sep 23, 2009 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

borders of the, that is.

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: "Can't take a fucking to save their lives" (lisa w, 2009).

by Snark on Sep 23, 2009 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No foot fetish there, obviously.

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: "Can't take a fucking to save their lives" (lisa w, 2009).

by Snark on Sep 23, 2009 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought they were twins.

Or maybe there’s a different kind of undercurrent going on there.

Your 2009 Texas Rangers: "Can't take a fucking to save their lives" (lisa w, 2009).

by Snark on Sep 23, 2009 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jay Leno?

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 23, 2009 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

50's actually

But yep. That is the wierdest baseball logo I’ve ever seen.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Sep 23, 2009 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Josey Wales (the movie character)

wasn’t a fan of Redlegs.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Sep 23, 2009 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

im a fan of him

and mr. mets, in fact id love a mr. met costume

go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com

by studcrackers on Sep 23, 2009 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Man, this team really gave in

What a cooler going into next season. I thought I’d be happy with the season, but this embarrassing run of form is making me think otherwise.

by Slick-ish24 on Sep 23, 2009 10:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

what the fuck happened?

I left to go brush my teeth and pack tomorrow’s lunch to take to work when Oakland got the first hit.

"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by lisa w on Sep 23, 2009 10:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Geez, we can't even figure out how to sacrifice

Terrible, terrible bunt.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Sep 23, 2009 10:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

This Borbon kid

is the son of a prof from Mississippi and I’d think he’d be a much smarter player than we’ve seen so far.

Until further review, lots of talent but he’s an idiot.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Sep 23, 2009 10:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Uh, oh...

Kilby was death on Hank F the other night.

Fucking Borbon…idiot.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Sep 23, 2009 10:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Dammit.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Sep 23, 2009 10:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Epic smallball fail this inning.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Sep 23, 2009 10:21 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Sorry

that was a E-6, TAG

Atta boy, Tiny E

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Sep 23, 2009 10:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Easy Grieve

Major League ballplayers should make that play.. it’s an error. Stop being a homer.

by Slick-ish24 on Sep 23, 2009 10:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

C'mon, Murph

you’re hitting 3rd do it.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Sep 23, 2009 10:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice AB Murphy.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Sep 23, 2009 10:24 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Kilby is there for Hank F

and Hank F alone.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Sep 23, 2009 10:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

whew

"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by lisa w on Sep 23, 2009 10:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

WOOO

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 23, 2009 10:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

WOOOOOOO BYRD

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Sep 23, 2009 10:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I dunno about that, but I do know he's the most hacktastic one

It not going to be as tough as you think.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Sep 23, 2009 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Byrdman!!!

we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"

by eclou on Sep 23, 2009 10:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Job, Marlon

Kilby is about to drop the grief barrel on Hank F.

Killed him the other night.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Sep 23, 2009 10:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Better truck pitchman

Mike Rowe or Denis Leary?

Discuss.

by Adam J. Morris on Sep 23, 2009 10:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

no

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 23, 2009 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Leary

can sell me anything.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Sep 23, 2009 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

he's a hack

go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com

by studcrackers on Sep 23, 2009 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

HANK

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 23, 2009 10:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

lol byrd kissed the plate

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 23, 2009 10:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Byrdman kisses the plate!

It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin

by txranger7 on Sep 23, 2009 10:31 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

wooohoooOO!

How’s that pitching change working out for you?

"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by lisa w on Sep 23, 2009 10:31 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Simply

Wow….and a lot of disgust on what should have been as well.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Sep 23, 2009 10:31 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Kurt Suzuki everybody

Ron Washington’s vote for gold glover.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Sep 23, 2009 10:32 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

WOO

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 23, 2009 10:32 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

ahahaha

There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns

by RachelB on Sep 23, 2009 10:32 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

woooow

what the hell happened to Oakland’s defense?

"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by lisa w on Sep 23, 2009 10:32 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

4 runs right back

How about that?

It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin

by txranger7 on Sep 23, 2009 10:32 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

WHERE WAS THIS LAST WEEK

sigh

There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns

by RachelB on Sep 23, 2009 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Respectfully,

buried.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Sep 23, 2009 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Where was this the entire season

If this was something we could do on a semi-regular basis, we might still be talkingabout the playoffs.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Sep 23, 2009 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oakland remembered they're terrible

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Sep 23, 2009 10:32 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Oakland hit a homer?

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Sep 23, 2009 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Geez, I can't even go the can all of a sudden

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Sep 23, 2009 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

holy crap

"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by lisa w on Sep 23, 2009 10:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

What's the point in having

have a vehicle that tells you that you are too tired to drive?

by jdh90 on Sep 23, 2009 10:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

They are clearly running out of ideas...

I’m ready to start flying!

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

by lost in space on Sep 23, 2009 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why didn't you do that last night Nellie?!

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

by lost in space on Sep 23, 2009 10:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Always like to see Borbon walking.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Sep 23, 2009 10:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Anybody watch the ultimate fighter tonight?

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

by lost in space on Sep 23, 2009 10:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

i'm watching you be an idiot

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 23, 2009 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

That doesn't sound very fun.

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

by lost in space on Sep 23, 2009 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

solid piece of hitting

by both guys

go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com

by studcrackers on Sep 23, 2009 10:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

MURPH!

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by lonestarJon on Sep 23, 2009 10:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Murf!!

we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"

by eclou on Sep 23, 2009 10:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Very nice hitting by the Murph..

Borbon tried to fuck it up by tripping over 3B but still made it home.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

by Josey Wales on Sep 23, 2009 10:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

BYRD!!

we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"

by eclou on Sep 23, 2009 10:53 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

whoops

we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"

by eclou on Sep 23, 2009 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

After kissing the plate

He has Dustin Lipperts

It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin

by txranger7 on Sep 23, 2009 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

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