Game 154 Game Day Thread
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 26, 2009 6:00 PM CDT
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Tampa Bay Rays at Texas Rangers, Sep 26, 2009 7:05 PM CDT
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Which one of you guys is Raul Herrada?
Josey Wales is everywhere.
by jdh90 on Sep 26, 2009 6:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Who's Raul Herrada?
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 26, 2009 6:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The spokesman for The Raiders?
by Too Legit To quit on Sep 26, 2009 6:09 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
I see.
Don’t follow football, and all google gave me was a bunch of doctors.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 26, 2009 6:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know how on Facebook
they post Rangers news? Well, today they posted something about Wash wanting to keep Byrd (god I hope not) and someone down the comments section said that quote.
by jdh90 on Sep 26, 2009 6:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh. Ya know, on a side note...
I do have a feeling we’re going to waste our money on Byrd this winter. The org just likes him too fucking much.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 26, 2009 6:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd rather Borbon be patrolling CF than Byrd
Cheaper for the same value defensively (minus the arm, but how many times are runners thrown out?). But of course we are the Rangers, I only hope JD and whoever the new owner is (hopefully Greenberg) lets him walk.
by jdh90 on Sep 26, 2009 6:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Byrd and ... our revered hitting coach of the GODS " Rudy Jaramillo"
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
by NothinG on Sep 26, 2009 6:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
In regards to Julios arm
The one area where it will make a difference in center is opposing runners going first to third. It’s not so much about throwing guys out, but that might be the one area of his game where the opposition will take advantage of him. I’m pretty sure that’s why they’re scared to put him in CF this year.
Truth be told, if he can hit like this over a full season and turn into a Carl Crawford type, he might be best suited for LF (and after all, LF at the RBiA is quite big).
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 26, 2009 6:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
great point.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
by Ryin A on Sep 27, 2009 12:39 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn! Southlake Carrol vs Galena Park North Shore.
This is like a dream match up for Texas HS Football.
by Too Legit To quit on Sep 26, 2009 6:09 PM CDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
HOOK 'EM HORNS!!!
"Thats all we got? One goddamned hit?" - Harry Doyle
"You cant say god damn on the radio."- Colorman Monte
"Ehhh, who cares...nobody's listening!"- Harry Doyle
by awillis111 on Sep 26, 2009 6:10 PM CDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
I go to UTEP. And I'm ready for that POS strip club hack of a coach to pack his shit and leave.
Just throwing it out there.
by Too Legit To quit on Sep 26, 2009 6:15 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
The only reason I said that
was because I wouldn’t get excited about a team that’s played nothing but cup-cakes.
by jdh90 on Sep 26, 2009 6:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I figured,but I needed to get that off my chest.
And I hate mobile posting. Ugh
by Too Legit To quit on Sep 26, 2009 6:17 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
lets go rangers and A's
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 26, 2009 6:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Man, EG says Wash has Hamilton batting third and no Cruz again
Borbon
Elvis
Hamilton
Byrd
Blalock
Kinsler
Murphy
Pudge
Davis
Santa, all I want for Christmas is somebody who can construct a goddamn lineup card.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 26, 2009 6:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
yeh I'd put Nelly in there...
there’s not many games left and I’d like him to go into the off season feeling good about himself, hitting a buck fifty the last couple weeks or longer ain’t gonna cut it.
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
by BigGuns on Sep 26, 2009 6:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't see a lot wrong with the lineup besides the no cruz. other than that I like it
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by iorange555 on Sep 26, 2009 6:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hamilton blows.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 26, 2009 6:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah I'm getting tired of Josh too
He’d better step up next year if he wants to be apart of this organization. The more that I think about it, he’s really not that big of a piece.
by jdh90 on Sep 26, 2009 6:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's a big peice if he comes back healthy and duplicates or comes close to '08
But until he actually does, he’s just another giant question mark to me.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 26, 2009 6:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, I'm certain he can be replaced via free agency
if we decide not to pursue a long-term deal (isn’t he locked up until 2012?). But he’s not going to get that contract he wants if he doesn’t produce.
by jdh90 on Sep 26, 2009 6:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
To me, even when he's healthy he's the type of guy who needs someone else
(like say Bradley) around him in the lineup to really be succesful. When the lineup rests on his shoulders, or at least when he thinks it does his approach seems to go to crap and he gets himself out.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 26, 2009 6:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i want no part of Bradley
but I’d be all over an Abreu or Dye. Bradley is a headache and you cannot count on him. Abreu is at the top of my list.
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
by NothinG on Sep 26, 2009 6:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Unless the new owner gets control of the team before the winter
meetings, I wouldn’t count on Abreu being apart of the 2010 Rangers.
Besides, Bradley was on pretty good behavior in Texas.
by jdh90 on Sep 26, 2009 6:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Abreu is gonna be at the top of a lot of lists this winter
The more I think about it, I think a lot of guys like Abreu, Nick Johnson and Thome will be in much more of a demand this winter than last, as teams will want to catch the same lightning in a bottle that the Angels did this year.
Bradley looks like the cheapest option, and as much as I hate Ron, babysitting Bradley is the one area where his people skills can provide some tangible production.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 26, 2009 6:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i just don't think we can expect a repeat
of Bradley’s career year in ‘08 on or off the field. I would only take the man if we don’t pay any salary and the prospect cost would be very insignificant. That is the only way.
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
by NothinG on Sep 26, 2009 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Abreu is going to get a hefty deal
Probably 3 years at $30-35 million.
Is he still at the top of your list at that price?
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 26, 2009 6:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i think you and lonestar are right
he probably is out of our price range. What about Dye? I doubt he gets a huge multi-year deal with his decay at the end of this season.
I’m worried about this off-season and our ability to compete in the open market.
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
by NothinG on Sep 26, 2009 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why would you want Dye?
What does he bring to the table?
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 26, 2009 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I heard he can make a mean soufflé
by Joey Matschulat on Sep 26, 2009 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
would you rather have Bradley
I’m just bringing up other solutions than Bradley for our DH spot. Was it you on the last podcast that said we should DH Hamilton? What would you have our OF and DH be next year?
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
by NothinG on Sep 26, 2009 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well
If you believe Justin Smoak is going to be up by July 1 — which I think is reasonable — then it boils down to how confident you are in Chris Davis being a solid contributor next season.
I’d probably start next season with an outfield with Murphy/Boggs platooning in LF, Borbon in CF, Cruz in RF, with Hamilton DHing, although you can mix and match that some to get Hamilton some time in the OF as well.
Let Davis start the season as the first baseman.
If Davis can’t hack it, you get Smoak up here to replace him. If he does hack it, then Smoak probably comes up at some point, with the result being that he goes in the 1B/DH mix and the Murphy/Boggs platoon loses a bunch of ABs.
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 26, 2009 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
So ...
If Worsh falls in love with Mitch Moreland during Spring Training, how long before he’s taking ABs from Nellie Cruz in RF? AS Game break?
by shroomer on Sep 26, 2009 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well
I don’t think Wash decides who comes up and who stays down.
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 26, 2009 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Although
I think there’s a real possibility Cruz gets dealt this offseason, particularly if Byrd comes back.
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 26, 2009 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cruz
Seems it would be a little silly to deal him when the teams been hurting for offense all season and he’s been the best offensive weapon.
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
by rentz on Sep 26, 2009 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
other than MY
Cruz has been our best player
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
by NothinG on Sep 26, 2009 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
nellie could have been 30/30 this year
if he wasn’t jerked around, but he may still of fallen a little short on the SB side, but he’ll still end the year at least with 32 HRs and 20 SBs, why does he get so much hate and Kinsler get so much love.
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
by NothinG on Sep 26, 2009 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
x
why does he get so much hate and Kinsler get so much love.
Kinsler seems to be up there with C.J. Wilson as one of the most reviled players on the team the last few months.
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 26, 2009 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yep.
And there’s plenty of Cruz hate too.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 26, 2009 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and nobody talks of trading Kinsler
why would we trade Cruz?
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
by NothinG on Sep 26, 2009 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ive seen kinsler trade talk
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
by rentz on Sep 26, 2009 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nobody talks of trading Kinsler...
…because there are no candidates in house to replace him, unlike Cruz.
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 26, 2009 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just seems to be the way people are with all the players
When they are good everyone loves them, in a slump they suck and should be dfa’d
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
by rentz on Sep 26, 2009 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
if Davis can hack it
which I do hope he can, do you then play Hamilton in LF?
I think you’re lineup is reasonable. Do you think we sign Pudge again to supplement our catching. The catching position would seem to be the biggest question mark. I would give the job to Teagarden to start to see what he can offer. I feel like we really need Max to come back strong and improve his defense to improve our catching offensively, although I will say that, for me, a catcher is not graded as highly on his offensive prowess.
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
by NothinG on Sep 26, 2009 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm pretty meh on Dye
His on base skills are’t that impressive (though he has posted a career-best walk rate this year) and his power is down. Bottom line, he’s old.
Unless you think he’s due for another big breakout like he had when he first joined the white sox (which seems pretty unlikely) I don’t really see how adding him to the mix is improving much.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 26, 2009 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
seems like he has a really great year
every other year right now. he’s due next year :) His years go as his BABIP goes. 06 great year – .334 BABIP, 08 – .305.
07 and 09 were both .271
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
by NothinG on Sep 26, 2009 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He should have been at top of the rangers list last offseason
not this one
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
by rentz on Sep 26, 2009 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well
He should have been at the top of their list if they weren’t bringing back Blalock.
Once they exercised the option on Blalock, Abreu became superfluous.
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 26, 2009 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or if he comes back healthy and duplicates or comes close to '07
It isn’t like he’s a one-year wonder here.
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 26, 2009 6:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I F@#$King hate the way Wash treats Cruz
like he’s a leper offensively. Play the man. Maybe they didn’t want 2 30/30 guys on the team this year, so they didn’t play Cruz enough to get his 30/30.
Wash needs to get over his hate for Cruz! This has aggravated me all season.
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
by NothinG on Sep 26, 2009 6:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey yoose guys ...
da Yankees won! Yay! I’m so happy!
by shroomer on Sep 26, 2009 6:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
yep magic number down to 1 ...was watching ..
Bard can bring it at 99 mph…I didn’t know he had gas like that.
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
by BigGuns on Sep 26, 2009 6:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
*giggles*
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 26, 2009 6:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
heh you got the fan on i.Orange just in case it happens again?
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
by BigGuns on Sep 26, 2009 6:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
McCarver
He actually didn’t treat Josh like crap during the broadcast. Normally he’s ice cold about all the antics.
by shroomer on Sep 26, 2009 6:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yep they got along pretty well...Josh was kinda tame though for the most part
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
by BigGuns on Sep 26, 2009 6:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no worries...Wash has this all under control
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
by BigGuns on Sep 26, 2009 6:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Whoa
Hobo hair?
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 26, 2009 6:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Black Gallagher? Rick James?
Black CJ Wilson?
by Too Legit To quit on Sep 26, 2009 6:42 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
yes
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 26, 2009 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Swerve it, Baby!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
by Rodney on Sep 26, 2009 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah FSSW is too busy playing a HS football game
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
by rentz on Sep 26, 2009 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
JOEY!!!
You’ve been to spring training right? What was it like? I’m going next spring and I want to know what the player/fan interaction is like
BTW, you suck at Fantasy Football.
by jdh90 on Sep 26, 2009 6:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
you've asked that like 50 times. i think the world is trying to tell you that you should just be surprised.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 26, 2009 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is really cool
Fangraphs now has it’s own iPhone app.
Makes me wish I had an iPhone.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 26, 2009 6:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
not a bad crowd
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 26, 2009 7:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
what great hits
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 26, 2009 7:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice start shitwood
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 26, 2009 7:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ugh.
Dinkus hits galore already.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 26, 2009 7:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Millwood has lots of them coming
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 26, 2009 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
True
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 26, 2009 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
a really bad one
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
by BigGuns on Sep 26, 2009 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, I guess Borbon's arm strength is improving
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 26, 2009 7:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh my God he fucking sucks!
Resign BYRD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 26, 2009 7:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow dude,calm the fuck down.
by Too Legit To quit on Sep 26, 2009 7:15 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
It was a joke
I don’t what Byrd back.
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 26, 2009 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
want
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 26, 2009 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
So, I always get floor/SRO/pit tix for concerts
This one, maybe not:
Section: FLOOR Row: FLOOR $504 each
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
by Rodney on Sep 26, 2009 7:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
jeebus, whats that for?
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
by rentz on Sep 26, 2009 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
AC/DC
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
by Rodney on Sep 26, 2009 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh wow nice
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
by BigGuns on Sep 26, 2009 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
x
Monday, November 02, 2009
American Airlines Center, Dallas, Texas
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
by Rodney on Sep 26, 2009 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love them...I'd have to consider that ...back in black is one of my favs.
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
by BigGuns on Sep 26, 2009 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Unbelievably, out of the 100 or so shows I've been to
I’ve never seen them live…I suppose it’s a “got to” deal for me.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
by Rodney on Sep 26, 2009 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
awesome show
saw them in Houston
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
by laxtonto on Sep 26, 2009 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ughhhhhhhh
Come on Milldew.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 26, 2009 7:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
god this sucks
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 26, 2009 7:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck Millwood
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 26, 2009 7:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
And Fuck You right back
lol
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
by Rodney on Sep 26, 2009 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh jeez
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
by Rodney on Sep 26, 2009 7:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
thank the lord
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 26, 2009 7:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wooo double play
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 26, 2009 7:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Milly got his money ...so he says F U
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
by BigGuns on Sep 26, 2009 7:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The bad news is, unlike last year Millwood's LOB/BABIP #'s should regress next year, not improve
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 26, 2009 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Come on u fat fuck
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 26, 2009 7:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
woo
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 26, 2009 7:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
21 pitches now
Schriber (home plate ump) is known to squeeze
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
by Rodney on Sep 26, 2009 7:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Zone looks fine so far.
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 26, 2009 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Going by Nadel/Buzz
Not watching.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
by Rodney on Sep 26, 2009 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thank you baby Jesus
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 26, 2009 7:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
lol i love pudge
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 26, 2009 7:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
oooooooooooooooooooooooooook
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 26, 2009 7:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
WTF?
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 26, 2009 7:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Dumb, dumb, dumb
Oh Julio.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 26, 2009 7:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Borboun must be drunkted
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
by Rodney on Sep 26, 2009 7:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
like you
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 26, 2009 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I spelt it wright
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
by Rodney on Sep 26, 2009 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
woo
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 26, 2009 7:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Elivis has now started more games than any other Ranger
All the haterz can suck it.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
by Rodney on Sep 26, 2009 7:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hamilton up
Everybody in the RF bleachers beware of flying bats.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 26, 2009 7:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Okay, the flying bat warning didn't last too long.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 26, 2009 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i just don't think hammy wants to play honestly
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 26, 2009 7:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That's some really weak shit
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 26, 2009 7:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Did he change his stance again?
That wasn’t what he went with yesterday..
by Too Legit To quit on Sep 26, 2009 7:27 PM CDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
He's turning into our very own Eric Chavez
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 26, 2009 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
did he hit another weak grounder again? I missed it..
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
by BigGuns on Sep 26, 2009 7:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
First pitch FB to CF
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 26, 2009 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
well at least he's getting it out of the infield...baby steps with him
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
by BigGuns on Sep 26, 2009 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yah, realatively solid contact
Big improvment over last night.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 26, 2009 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
HD & grillin' time
l8rz
GO RANGERS!!!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
by Rodney on Sep 26, 2009 7:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh, that too :)
You should come over to watch the playoffs when they start; grill, drink beers, and watch MLB.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
by Rodney on Sep 26, 2009 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ok, cool.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
by Rodney on Sep 26, 2009 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bring him back!!!
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 26, 2009 7:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
RUDY, RUDY, RUDY!
lol
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
by Rodney on Sep 26, 2009 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Somebody should email the booth and tell them Marlon Byrd is actually 5th worst among major league CF in UZR/150
Not that Dave would know what it meant.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 26, 2009 7:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Another interesting Marlon Byrd fact
He is actually fouth-worst among MLB CF’s in Outfield Arm Runs above average.
Hmmmmmn.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 26, 2009 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
GDT's are like crack to me....
I’m really leaving now, the “masseuse” from CL is here…..
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
by Rodney on Sep 26, 2009 7:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
oh i love happy endings :)
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
by BigGuns on Sep 26, 2009 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jesus...
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 26, 2009 7:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
play like fucking shit the next day. this is like some fucking routine with this fucking team
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 26, 2009 7:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
"Difficult ball"?
Give us a break TAG. He threw it into the damn dugout.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 26, 2009 7:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The catch Golden Tate just made just made me came.
Sadly the td came back.
by Too Legit To quit on Sep 26, 2009 7:39 PM CDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
Golden Tate is awesome
I love him, Floyd is better though. As a fan of ND, I cannot express how much I hate Clausen though.
by jdh90 on Sep 26, 2009 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
never seen a team that played like shirt every other day
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 26, 2009 7:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
and shit
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 26, 2009 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Millwood apparently cannot start on anything less tha 8 days rest now
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 26, 2009 7:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Pudge just layed an egg, heh
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 26, 2009 7:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Stupid Evan Longoria
Stealing David Murphy’s ROY Award from him.
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 26, 2009 7:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes
That was an ongoing meme last year, how people where tying to think of ways David Murphy should be ROY over Longo.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 26, 2009 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Okay Ian
Line drives boy.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 26, 2009 7:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
sigh
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 26, 2009 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yep.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 26, 2009 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did you see his post-game interview last night?
It sounded like the weight of the world was lifted off his shoulder.
What’d he do? I can’t get the game.
by jdh90 on Sep 26, 2009 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
popup
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 26, 2009 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Popped up to left.
You really don’t have a way to get the game?
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 26, 2009 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, all games on KDFI aren't available in the Panhandle
since it’s a Dallas news station.
by jdh90 on Sep 26, 2009 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Use gameday on MLB.com
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 26, 2009 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 26, 2009 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sucks
If you want, I could lend you my MLB audio. Just shoot me an email (adress is in my profile).
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 26, 2009 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
POP UP!
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
by BigGuns on Sep 26, 2009 7:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
"He had a good swing at it, just got under it"
How many times has TAG said that this year?
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 26, 2009 7:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Dayne Crist in for Clausen.
May be a series or 2
by Too Legit To quit on Sep 26, 2009 7:54 PM CDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
I dubbed Crist
Baby Quinn when ND recruited him.
by jdh90 on Sep 26, 2009 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
95 right down the middle
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 26, 2009 8:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Davis still can't catch up to fastballs like that
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 26, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate Matt Garza
why do douches always have to be successful?
by jdh90 on Sep 26, 2009 8:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He's not a douche
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 26, 2009 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I haven't noticed anything particularly douchy about him.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 26, 2009 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Last year he got into it with Navarro.
For no apparent reason FWIR
by jdh90 on Sep 26, 2009 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hmn.
Well, maybe he is an ass. Still a damn good pitcher though.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 26, 2009 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wasn't arguing that
I would love to have Garza on this team.
by jdh90 on Sep 26, 2009 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Navarro sucks...
He just a really emotional guy that let it get the best of him sometimes.
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 26, 2009 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Navarro
was the one that started that too.
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 26, 2009 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I beg to differ
Not on par with Paplebon, though.
by jdh90 on Sep 26, 2009 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not even close
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 26, 2009 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He is a douche.
have you seen how he warms up for a start?
With his ear phones. Lol
by Too Legit To quit on Sep 26, 2009 8:11 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
woo
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 26, 2009 8:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
call
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 26, 2009 8:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ground ball to 1B?
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 26, 2009 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
homerun to left field
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 26, 2009 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
okiedokie if you say so Pook
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
by BigGuns on Sep 26, 2009 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
pookie
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 26, 2009 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol hey Pookie your luck ran out with your call last night
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
by BigGuns on Sep 26, 2009 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ok hamilton
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 26, 2009 8:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hamilton blows.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 26, 2009 8:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
lol Josh
Gameday says you swung at a pitch at your eyes.
by jdh90 on Sep 26, 2009 8:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hamilton would probably swing at a pitch that beans him in the earhole right now.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 26, 2009 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
my new mission is to get on tv with knox and tell him im not having fun
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
by rentz on Sep 26, 2009 8:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
he won't know what to do with that...he'll be stupified more than usual
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
by BigGuns on Sep 26, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dear god that would be awesome
Agree to be interviewed and then totally ambush him.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 26, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
this should be part of knoxstalk
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
by rentz on Sep 26, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was near him when he interviewed someone
I shook his had, I think.
by jdh90 on Sep 26, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Josh shouldn't even have bothered coming back.
Looks like shat.
by Too Legit To quit on Sep 26, 2009 8:17 PM CDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
Fuck Millwood
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 26, 2009 8:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
LOL Millwood.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 26, 2009 8:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
greg zaun?????????????????
God, I hate that we have to put up with Millwood for another season
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
by NothinG on Sep 26, 2009 8:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
millwood
hes fine for the first half…they just need to trade him at the deadline
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
by rentz on Sep 26, 2009 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i am so ready for life after Millwood
he reminds me too much of the Padilla time. I know they are different but I relate them together since they have been our two mainstays in the rotation recently.
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
by NothinG on Sep 26, 2009 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This game is lethargic.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 26, 2009 8:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i highly recommend it for insomnia
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
by BigGuns on Sep 26, 2009 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
we have 1 hit and 1 bb in this game
both by Andrus
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
by NothinG on Sep 26, 2009 8:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
So I was partially napping while watching the game yesterday
but why did Wash pull happy so quick. He only had 19 pitches right? I mean, at my sub-conscious state, he seemed to be doing fine.
by jdh90 on Sep 26, 2009 8:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
halftime score
Middle Tennessee – 30
NTSU – 7
by shroomer on Sep 26, 2009 8:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
the BYRDMAN!!!!!
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
by BigGuns on Sep 26, 2009 8:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
BYRDMAN!
Keep driving that pricetag out of our range, Marlon.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 26, 2009 8:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
This
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 26, 2009 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
what's that? greater than 50 cents?
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
by BigGuns on Sep 26, 2009 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
very excellent point -- Go Byrd
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
by NothinG on Sep 26, 2009 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck this team
and their solo homers.
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 26, 2009 8:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
More accurately
Fuck this team and their .319 OBP.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 26, 2009 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
case in point hanks ab
he should have had a walk there, but started hacking bad
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
by rentz on Sep 26, 2009 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and their 1199 SOs
2nd worst in all of baseball
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
by NothinG on Sep 26, 2009 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
5 of the top 6 OBP teams are going to most likely
be in the playoffs. a couple teams in the middle of the pack in the Cards and Phillies. The tigers are in the bottom 3rd.
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
by NothinG on Sep 26, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
strike my ass
kinsler should have gone all ichiro on the ump
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
by rentz on Sep 26, 2009 8:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
at least Murphy didn't strike out
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
by NothinG on Sep 26, 2009 8:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Just got in
Is Cruz hurt? Has there been a report or something I missed?
Or is it Ron being an idiot again and just sitting him while sticking a horrible Hamilton 3rd in the lineup?
by behindthebag on Sep 26, 2009 8:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The last part.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 26, 2009 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ron being an idiot again
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 26, 2009 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Washington do what he do
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
by rentz on Sep 26, 2009 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Worsh wants Hammy to get his timing down in the next 8 or 9 games...
so he’s ready to go when spring training starts.
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
by BigGuns on Sep 26, 2009 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
greatness!
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
by NothinG on Sep 26, 2009 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh hey, we're coming back to bat.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 26, 2009 8:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Dunno.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 26, 2009 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
go team go!
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
by gossamer on Sep 26, 2009 8:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
were you at the game yesterday?
I think we saw you
by behindthebag on Sep 26, 2009 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
pudgey
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 26, 2009 8:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
K?
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 26, 2009 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
almost
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 26, 2009 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
DAVIS!
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 26, 2009 8:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
lol he didn't know where it went
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Sep 26, 2009 8:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That was a nice peice of hitting.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 26, 2009 8:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i really hope they dont put west behind the plate tomorrow
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
by rentz on Sep 26, 2009 8:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He'll be at 1B
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 26, 2009 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
woooo KRIS
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
by BigGuns on Sep 26, 2009 8:44 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Don't swing at ball Julio
Well, unless they belong to Juan Rivera.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 26, 2009 8:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Go Elvis!
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 26, 2009 8:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
blah
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by iorange555 on Sep 26, 2009 8:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Lucky fuckers
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 26, 2009 8:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
You're really surprised at a Ranger swinging at the first pitch after a walk Dave?
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 26, 2009 8:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
HO HUM
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
by BigGuns on Sep 26, 2009 8:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
We're gonna leave all these guys ain't we
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 26, 2009 8:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hamilton DP coming
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 26, 2009 8:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
double play
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by iorange555 on Sep 26, 2009 8:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
F u Pudge
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 26, 2009 8:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
lol Josh ball 3
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 26, 2009 8:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck Hamilton Fuck him
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 26, 2009 8:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
WHAT ARE YOU SWINGING AT MORON
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 26, 2009 8:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
yeh Nadel is raggin on him big time
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
by BigGuns on Sep 26, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 26, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Great Shambino!!!
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
by BigGuns on Sep 26, 2009 8:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
lol
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by iorange555 on Sep 26, 2009 8:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Josh Hamilton has the brain of a rat
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 26, 2009 8:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
WOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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by iorange555 on Sep 26, 2009 8:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCK IT BYRD FUCK IT
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by iorange555 on Sep 26, 2009 8:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
WOOOO BYRDMAN!!!! SLAMMY
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
by BigGuns on Sep 26, 2009 8:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
lol Josh gameday says that ball hit the dirt
by jdh90 on Sep 26, 2009 8:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
it did
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 26, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
MARLON FUCKING BYRD
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 26, 2009 8:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, BYRD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 26, 2009 8:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
he strutted that one
then sprinted around the bases. nice.
"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09
by Mizzou12 on Sep 26, 2009 8:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
hey Byrd haterzzzzzzzz
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
by BigGuns on Sep 26, 2009 8:52 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
That's awesome
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 26, 2009 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Man, you cannot throw Byrd a fat first pitch strike like that
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 26, 2009 8:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
yeah
need to get that on his fist
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 26, 2009 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Byrd
he’s carrying “this thing”
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
by rentz on Sep 26, 2009 8:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
lol Kinsler
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 26, 2009 8:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Mother fuck that was
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 26, 2009 8:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Kinsler is at least walking more lately.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 26, 2009 8:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ian didn't swing at the high inside fastball?
Wow.
by jdh90 on Sep 26, 2009 8:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It was a curve or slider
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 26, 2009 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Better put Nippert in next inning
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 26, 2009 8:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
WOO
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by iorange555 on Sep 26, 2009 8:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
WOOOOOOO MURPHY
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 26, 2009 8:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Murph!
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 26, 2009 8:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ok then, thats my boy...MURPH!!!!
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
by BigGuns on Sep 26, 2009 8:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
YOU'RE MY BOY
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by iorange555 on Sep 26, 2009 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh my Pookie :)
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
by BigGuns on Sep 26, 2009 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
FUCK YES
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by iorange555 on Sep 26, 2009 9:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
YAY PUDGE
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 26, 2009 9:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Better draft pick,Marlon. Woo
by Too Legit To quit on Sep 26, 2009 9:02 PM CDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
oakland needs to come back now
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by iorange555 on Sep 26, 2009 9:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
lol wow
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by iorange555 on Sep 26, 2009 9:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
the floodgates done opened
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
by BigGuns on Sep 26, 2009 9:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
BORBON
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 26, 2009 9:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Come on Josh
Chance for some redemption.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 26, 2009 9:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
REDEMPTION
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 26, 2009 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he's alive!!!
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
by BigGuns on Sep 26, 2009 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
YES
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by iorange555 on Sep 26, 2009 9:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
HOLY CRAP!
"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09
by Mizzou12 on Sep 26, 2009 9:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
attaboy, Josh!!
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 26, 2009 9:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ha1
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 26, 2009 9:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
No more bed shitting!!!!!!!
by Too Legit To quit on Sep 26, 2009 9:09 PM CDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
11 runs
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by iorange555 on Sep 26, 2009 9:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
one word --- WOW!!!
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
by NothinG on Sep 26, 2009 9:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
unreal...
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 26, 2009 9:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
it's nice that
Andrus or Hamilton didn’t get out twice in the innings. that always sucks
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
by NothinG on Sep 26, 2009 9:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
wow
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by iorange555 on Sep 26, 2009 9:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Byrd walks!
Hahahahahaha
by Too Legit To quit on Sep 26, 2009 9:11 PM CDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
Who are these guys?
we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"
by eclou on Sep 26, 2009 9:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
you can see the highlights later
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by iorange555 on Sep 26, 2009 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
shades of 2008's offense
we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"
by eclou on Sep 26, 2009 9:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
that is a little much
you add some crazy gifs
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
by NothinG on Sep 26, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It ain't right, but...
where was this in the last homestand?
Ephesians 3:20-21...and I can only imagine
by TedFord on Sep 26, 2009 9:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Dammit Maddon, we liked Bennett
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 26, 2009 9:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
just missed it
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by iorange555 on Sep 26, 2009 9:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
This was incredible.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 26, 2009 9:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
indeed all with 2 outs
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by iorange555 on Sep 26, 2009 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
okay
what bullpen scrubs will we see finish this?
by shroomer on Sep 26, 2009 9:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Grilli
he can give up five and not hurt them this time
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 26, 2009 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wanna see Moscoso and Strop.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 26, 2009 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Eddie get to work!
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
by BigGuns on Sep 26, 2009 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just got in--can't believe I missed the INNING OF THE YEAR
by davea on Sep 26, 2009 9:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
the remarkable thing
all with two outs…..wow.
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
by rangerfaninva on Sep 26, 2009 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol
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by iorange555 on Sep 26, 2009 9:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That was great to watch.
Treat to the fans. Hopefully its of whats to come in 2010.
by behindthebag on Sep 26, 2009 9:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
60 pitch inning?
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by iorange555 on Sep 26, 2009 9:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
millwood made it thru a large pizza while all that was going on
by shroomer on Sep 26, 2009 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and two beers
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 26, 2009 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Reid Brignac...
he looks 15 years old
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 26, 2009 9:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Took Dave long enough to notice the pinch hitter
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 26, 2009 9:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Kinsler!!!!
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 26, 2009 9:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
WOOOOO KINSLER
This game got fun in a hurry.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 26, 2009 9:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
that was a good swing
"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09
by Mizzou12 on Sep 26, 2009 9:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Pudge again...really??
Put in Richardson
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 26, 2009 9:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
and Gentry and German
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 26, 2009 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
is it still too close for Guardado?
by kevinkinsler on Sep 26, 2009 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sure, give him one last home game.
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 26, 2009 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hitting a HR with a 9-run lead is a good reason to get drilled, according to MLB's strange custom
Look out next AB Ian
by davea on Sep 26, 2009 9:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Davis!
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 26, 2009 9:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Vlad shot
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
by rangerfaninva on Sep 26, 2009 9:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
you've got to be kidding me...
that thing hopped up there!!!
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 26, 2009 9:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
So...
Is Davis just Hoppy he made contact there?
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 26, 2009 9:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm so glad I tuned in to the game JUST before the 11 run craziness started
by cashman on Sep 26, 2009 9:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
You know, this Thayer dude looks a bit like Chuck Norris
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 26, 2009 9:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
They aren't even the same species.
harrumph
by shroomer on Sep 26, 2009 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Incredible hit for Davis!
by De Peche Ranger on Sep 26, 2009 9:31 PM CDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
Sending Millwood back out at 96 pitches?
Why?
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 26, 2009 9:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nolan is a god!
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 26, 2009 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks Mike E
lol.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 26, 2009 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tomorrow better be this good
the last game of the year for me, in person that is. Go RANGERS!
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
by NothinG on Sep 26, 2009 9:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Did Dave just say Iwamura "striked out"?
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 26, 2009 9:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice play Omar.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 26, 2009 9:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
WOOO DP
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 26, 2009 9:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Only drama now is: will Gentry get his first hit?
by davea on Sep 26, 2009 9:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
yup
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
by rangerfaninva on Sep 26, 2009 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
GENTRY!!!
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 26, 2009 9:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
damn oakland
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by iorange555 on Sep 26, 2009 9:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Jesus that Perez fucker is FAST
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 26, 2009 9:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yay Gentry!
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 26, 2009 9:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The Coach at U of H looks EXACTLY like Mike Tomlin of the Steelers.
It’s really tripping me out.
by Too Legit To quit on Sep 26, 2009 9:44 PM CDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
Kevin Sumlin?
eary name similarities
by kevinkinsler on Sep 26, 2009 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow nice
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by iorange555 on Sep 26, 2009 9:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck Gabe
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 26, 2009 9:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Those children are a menace and must be dealt with swiftly...
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 26, 2009 9:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Fucking christ.
I get home to see Jim Knox with some fucking kids chanting about starting the fucking wave.
It’s a triumvirate of awful things.
by LiamP on Sep 26, 2009 9:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
and we have 3 morons sitting behind homeplate waving toooo...someone....
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 26, 2009 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I managed to miss this
Must’ve been terrible.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 26, 2009 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the horror...
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 26, 2009 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
so anyone still want Sonnastine?/
After Fuentes blows a save and an Angels loss to the Indians:
"Angels still in first place" - UCI Halo
"Hey you know who would have gotten those 3 outs in the 9th?
Darren O’Day." - FirebatM3
LOL
by hinduplaya on Sep 26, 2009 10:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Four hits for CD tonight
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 26, 2009 10:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Went oppo again in the 11 run inning
"Nothing we do here has a point" - Czar Morris
by Chase Irwin on Sep 26, 2009 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
almost
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by iorange555 on Sep 26, 2009 10:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
How did Borbon not score there?
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman56 on Sep 26, 2009 10:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
how did grass turn green when it was oringally black?
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by iorange555 on Sep 26, 2009 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
They probably don't wanna make it seem like we're running up a score
“Baseball ettiquite” ya know?
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 26, 2009 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've had enough of sportsmanship tonight, thank you.
Briles kneeling it out inside the three yard line with eight minutes to go in the Baylor game was enough for me.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman56 on Sep 26, 2009 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Totally agree.
I say fuck it, score as many runs as you can. No quarter.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 26, 2009 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not saying just blow someone away on purpose or rub it in.
But I know if I was on the other team and you started kneeling it out inside my five yard line with eight minutes to go, I’d take that as a giant “FUCK YOU” rather than think you were being a good sportsman.
You’re basically telling me that there is no way you don’t score unless you don’t try. At least give me the chance to stop you, even if it is 68-10.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman56 on Sep 26, 2009 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yep.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 26, 2009 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
in high school we were getting killed 60-0
at the start of the fourth, so our coach called a timeout and walked all the way across the field and bitched out their coach,
it was AWESOME
then half of our team got hurt in the quarter.
by kevinkinsler on Sep 26, 2009 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's pretty funny
that is all.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
by Ryin A on Sep 27, 2009 12:54 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Josh looks like he's getting his swing back a bit tonight
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 26, 2009 10:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Oakland clawing back 9 to 6 Angels
we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"
by eclou on Sep 26, 2009 10:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
We brought in Mahoney.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman56 on Sep 26, 2009 10:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i bet elvis is glad he wont have to through much more rookie intitiation
haha
After Fuentes blows a save and an Angels loss to the Indians:
"Angels still in first place" - UCI Halo
"Hey you know who would have gotten those 3 outs in the 9th?
Darren O’Day." - FirebatM3
LOL
by hinduplaya on Sep 26, 2009 10:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
young is such a badass
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by iorange555 on Sep 26, 2009 10:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
BALLGAME!
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by iorange555 on Sep 26, 2009 10:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
wooh!
After Fuentes blows a save and an Angels loss to the Indians:
"Angels still in first place" - UCI Halo
"Hey you know who would have gotten those 3 outs in the 9th?
Darren O’Day." - FirebatM3
LOL
by hinduplaya on Sep 26, 2009 10:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
So you're saying there's a chance...
by Sherman McCoy on Sep 26, 2009 10:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Oakland now at 7 runs
we're from Texas
CJ says "Relax"
by eclou on Sep 26, 2009 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
A's are making a comeback on the Angels
9-7 top of the 6th , 2 outs man on 3rd
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
by NothinG on Sep 26, 2009 10:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
9-8
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by iorange555 on Sep 26, 2009 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
shit, yeah!
if we can somehow pull out a sweep of TB tomorrow and sweep the Angels, there is a chance, albeit slight.
cmon A’s beat up the Angels!
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
by NothinG on Sep 26, 2009 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's too bad.
I want this “there’s a chance” BS to stop.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 26, 2009 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you're so fucking annoying. you always have rooted against them to accommodate your shitty ass attitude
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by iorange555 on Sep 26, 2009 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just want to see the season end with some dignity.
In other words, I want to STOP BEING DISSAPOINTED ABOUT MISSING THE FUCKING POSTSEASON. This team has exceeded all expectations this year. Lets enjoy the end of it without any meaningless scoreboard watching.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 26, 2009 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Part of the enjoying for me is the chance that we still do have a chance.
So excuse my vulgar language. you enjoy your way, I’ll enjoy mine
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by iorange555 on Sep 26, 2009 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't think people are unrealistic
they know it’s a longshot, but they also know there is a chance. We have to sweep the Angels and win tomorrow to start. I’ve seen this happen before in baseball where a team swept the team it was chasing, and caught them at the end of the season.
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
by NothinG on Sep 26, 2009 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
looking at the first two matchups of the series.
We could win the first two, but the second two look a little tougher. If we win the first two though it might make the angels press even more than we were.
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by iorange555 on Sep 26, 2009 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
we have nothing to lose at this point
Our guys should be able to play loose
the Angels have the pressure on them to close it out. i’m rooting for one of the monumental chokes of all time.
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
by NothinG on Sep 26, 2009 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
we've swept the Angels before
sure the Angels have to lose alot, and we have to sweep them, but Damn, this is the last week of the season now and we aren’t eliminated yet!
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
by NothinG on Sep 26, 2009 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now come on now
if things keep going our way and things go against the Angels, then why should there be no hope?
I’m not clinging, but miracles happen.
by jdh90 on Sep 26, 2009 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I look at miracles like you would a no-hitter.
Don’t fucking talk about it and it’s more likely to happen.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 26, 2009 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Neither do miracles.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 26, 2009 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
shut your rudy mouth
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by iorange555 on Sep 26, 2009 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That "there's a chance" BS
Is what makes watching sports fun.
Come on LSJ….
Channel your inner-child :)
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
by Ryin A on Sep 27, 2009 12:57 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
angels need to keep zeigler in the whole game. good lord.
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by iorange555 on Sep 26, 2009 10:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
athletics*
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by iorange555 on Sep 26, 2009 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
A's man on 2nd base 0 outs
top 7th. down by 1
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by NothinG on Sep 26, 2009 10:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
90 wins though
that looks pretty good right now.
by jdh90 on Sep 26, 2009 10:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That what what I'm rooting for.
I’m just too tired to be hoping for any kind of Colorado Rockie-like finish.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 26, 2009 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not hoping
but if it gets to a point where it’s conceivable (where if we sweep the halos) I’ll get excited. Overall, I’m still happy with the way it’s turned out this year. Especially with the talks of the possible new owners.
by jdh90 on Sep 26, 2009 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll be excited if it's the last day of the season and we're a half a game back too
But I really have had enough of this season’s ups and downs. It’s been a great season, and I want the symbolism that 90 wins represents pretty bad, but the part of me that is relieved that this giant rollercoaster is coming to an end is growing.
Of course, I’ll regret that feeling in a couple months, when it’s the middle of the winter and I don’t have any gameday threads to chat on or any Kinsler popups to facepalm over, but right now I’m ready for a break.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 26, 2009 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate baseball offseason
Probably because of my increasing hate of football. But I find it strange that the less involved I get in with football, the more satisfied I am.
I dunno, I’ll be counting down the days until April 5, 2009.
by jdh90 on Sep 26, 2009 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, don't get me wrong, I will be too
But it usually takes till November at least for me to start counting. Usually after the holidays is when my baseball fever really starts back up. Halloween to Christmas is winter to me, and baseball during that time would be kind of funny.
But after that it’s like “okay, that whole time of year is over – can we get rid of this cold weather and get back to the fun stuff now?”
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 26, 2009 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
YEAH BABY
A’s tied it up!!
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by NothinG on Sep 26, 2009 10:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't know about any of you guys
but I’ve actually dreamed about the day the Rangers won the division. I actually cry tears of happiness and jump up and down and run around the house. Eventually I go outside and start screaming.
Yeah, I can’t wait for that day. It may be sad, but it will be the best day of my life.
by jdh90 on Sep 26, 2009 10:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I've dreamed about winning the 'Series
I picture myself screaming in front of the TV.
I reality, I don’t know what I’ll do at that moment. I don’t even know if I’d make it there. My head would probably explode during the 9th inning of game 1.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by lonestarJon on Sep 26, 2009 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh fucking bullshit
They just showed the ESPNDallas.com ad and guess who’s on the fucking skyscrapers?
McCoy, Romo, and wait for it…………….Jerry Jones and Sam Bradford. :|
No Stars players, no Rangers, no Mavs. Fuck you ESPN.
by jdh90 on Sep 26, 2009 11:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
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