Game 134 Game Day Thread
Texas Rangers at Baltimore Orioles, Sep 4, 2009 6:05 PM CDT
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Gametime!!!!!
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Woo

I never gif, but this was too weird to pass up.
by cstorm15 on Sep 4, 2009 5:55 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
That is the craziest things I've seen.
Kids, don’t do drugs.
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
feliz in jail, oh no!


the preceding post was a great success.
by DShep on Sep 4, 2009 5:51 PM CDT reply actions 4 recs
i think he meant
if you made the shirt
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
not currently.
I’m considering making quite a few t-shirts for various teams and putting them up on cafepress/zazzle though.
the preceding post was a great success.
do it!
I would absolutely buy one!
"The mystery of the beginning of all things is insoluble by us; and I for one must be content to remain an agnostic" - Charles Darwin, you know who he is...
cafe press that stuff
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
genious
A Cowboy fan from Dallas residing in enemy terretory since 1990..
Uh
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.
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I so want one.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
The official shirt of LSB?
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 4, 2009 5:56 PM CDT up reply actions
You'd be unhappy to have
Feldman go 7, Feliz pitch 1 and Frankie pitch 1?
A complete game would be nice, but I need my Feliz fix.
go team go!!
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
what happened to robinson tejeda?
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One of the litany of former Rangers claimed by the Royals
Tejeda, Metcalf, Bannister…I’m shocked they didn’t grab Diamond. I had my “Royals claim Diamond” snarky post already written.
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 4, 2009 6:05 PM CDT up reply actions
ok
i was merely pointing out his typo
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I remember when we picked up lots of castoffs
Not a good way to build a winning team.
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 4, 2009 6:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Chet Steadman is ready for the first pitch.

Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.
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by Maximilian on Sep 4, 2009 6:05 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
rocket!
was that his nickname? or something similar?
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
yep, that was it
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Does San Diego have a fooseball game today?
TCU AD/PR Student: I Need A Job
by FormerLSBUser on Sep 4, 2009 6:05 PM CDT reply actions
Thats what i was wondering. usually it's saturday. I guess it's friday today
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
I was just about to whine about that.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
Ahhhhh....3 day weekend.....
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 4, 2009 6:06 PM CDT reply actions
Let's not make this rookie look like an established veteran.
I don’t give a fuck if it is Chris Tillman.
Same goes for Matusz
by TooLegitToQuit on Sep 4, 2009 6:06 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Wow....empty park
struggling…
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 4, 2009 6:07 PM CDT reply actions
They haven't won a game in so long,
why would anyone go to the games?
Well, I guess it is fun to watch a train wreck, so….. I dunno.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
by SarasotaRanger on Sep 4, 2009 6:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Hopefully, it will be
from our perspective.
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 4, 2009 6:09 PM CDT up reply actions
it's a nice stadium
from what i hear
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My wife has been...
…said it’s a nice, classy, clean stadium.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
by SarasotaRanger on Sep 4, 2009 6:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Bunt fail.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
Bartender, there's something wrong with this Borbon.
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.
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Niiiiiiiiiice.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
by SarasotaRanger on Sep 4, 2009 6:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Well that was a great start.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
so how hard
does tillman and matusz throw?
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Not hard enough to stop King Elvis.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
by SarasotaRanger on Sep 4, 2009 6:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Ok Kins.... hit it oppo, plz.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
no why would he be?
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
The PR nightmare would be turrible
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.
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Why would he be?
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 4, 2009 6:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Fail.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
by SarasotaRanger on Sep 4, 2009 6:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Sat through 10 minutes of commercials
to then realize Rangers are on 1080 today….sheeesh.
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
Only 3 today.
Most were last night.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
by SarasotaRanger on Sep 4, 2009 6:12 PM CDT up reply actions
plus
the cowboys pre season game is on the fan
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Kinsler, you don't have to give yourself an anyeurism
from swinging so hard. That was brutal.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
double steal time?
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Good eye, Ian.
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.
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I'll take it if the results are that
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.
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Indeed...spite away Marlon.
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Sep 4, 2009 6:16 PM CDT up reply actions
I'd rather listen to Tom by himself than Dave freaking Barnett
And hearing Tom do play by play that time was laughably bad.
Is Jesus catching for the O's?
"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron
Fly you fucking Byrd!!!!!
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
WOOOOOHOOOO!!!
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 4, 2009 6:14 PM CDT reply actions
nice job byrdman
elvis was running with no fear there, wouldve definitely been doubled off if it was caught
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Glad I wasn't the only one giggling like a school girl.
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.
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I wish I had FSSW tonight....
have some jabroni and Buck Martinez. Boring.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
by SarasotaRanger on Sep 4, 2009 6:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Fastest 1-2-3 in the majors ?
A Borbon, Andrus, Kinsler triple threat has to be killer on pitchers.
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
Byrd flies in any weather!
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.
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FUCK!
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
FUCK!
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Sep 4, 2009 6:18 PM CDT up reply actions
well that was fuckin easy
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Fuck you, Byrd.
"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron
Double steal fail.
Don’t like it ahead in the count against a laboring young pitcher.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
And to be honest
I don’t like it with Byrd.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
throw to 2nd
Since from all accounts the double steal isn’t called the runner at first probably doesn’t get a great jump since he has to wait on the guy on 2nd to leave.
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
There will be no perfect game tonight :(
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.
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SKooter
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.
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wonder if the radar gun
at the stadium is working
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f'n MLBtv
I live in North Carolina! How the f am I in the O’s blackout area? Does the East Coast count?
"The mystery of the beginning of all things is insoluble by us; and I for one must be content to remain an agnostic" - Charles Darwin, you know who he is...
who's charles darwin?
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is he someone important?
im really curious
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yea i know who he is
just fuckin with ya
just saw that guys sig sayin, you know who he is
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The guy who invented...
…the annual ritual of collecting stories about people who died in weird ways. That’s why they’re called the Darwin Awards.
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 4, 2009 6:27 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Sup peeps
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
O hai.
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.
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that looked good
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1 player with 100+ rbis
Just makes you realize how ridiculous it was when Juan got it before the break
Boy, talk about getting jammed.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
The day of The Dallas Stars opening night, I'm watching all 3 Mighty Ducks films and drinking Molson.
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.
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when is it?
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Oct. 3rd, I believe.
A Saturday.
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.
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i dont really follow them
but say they arent absolutely murdered by injuries again, where do you see them finishing?
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WARNING TRACK POWER!!!
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
we must
lead the league in that
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Ian Kinsler alone probably leads all MLB teams in that
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by LSJ on Sep 4, 2009 6:32 PM CDT up reply actions
And Hammy.
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Sep 4, 2009 6:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Jesus
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
did not help us out on that carry
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
by SarasotaRanger on Sep 4, 2009 6:31 PM CDT up reply actions
lol
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.
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Damn Nation....
that was close.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
That looked like a popup off the bat
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 4, 2009 6:31 PM CDT reply actions
well.
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.
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Ah, the extremely vague prediction
You’ve been studying at the feet of the Newberg.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2009 6:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Turn off NextDef
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 4, 2009 6:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Chris Davis is not a third baseman TAG
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Actually ...
the earlier suggestion was made with the pending sell of the franchise in mind.
I hadn’t really fueled it with my instinctual distaste for MY until y’all reminded me.
so the glove
is the reason behind scotters success?
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So that glove isn't ok...
But CJ’s blue glove is totally fine?
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
More to the point, his horrible red one is fine?
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by LSJ on Sep 4, 2009 6:38 PM CDT up reply actions
What happened?
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Sep 4, 2009 6:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Feldman was made to change gloves becuase the O's complained they couldn't see the ball or something.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by LSJ on Sep 4, 2009 6:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Scott Feldman has the power glove.
It’s so bad.
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.
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Odd. Never seen anyone have a problem with Feldman's glove before.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Scooter should say fuck em and go out without a glove.
He’s that much of a player.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Feliz can do that
because he never needs to field his position.
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 4, 2009 6:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Scooter could pull a Moises Alou if he's worried about his hands.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2009 6:39 PM CDT up reply actions
well
he’s about to do that to the orioles for making him change gloves
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The glove looks so sad on the bench.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Really Baltimore,really? It September and you idiots are out of the race.
Let it fucking go douches.
by TooLegitToQuit on Sep 4, 2009 6:39 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Isn't that Millwood's glove?
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
SMELLS LIKE BIGFOOTS DICK!
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2009 6:42 PM CDT up reply actions
False.
You woke the bears! Why did you do that?!
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.
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that cutter
was sick
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Yeah fuck you Weiters.
Scooter doesn’t give a shit how good you’re supposed to be.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Mo Riveira, eat your heart out.
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.
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Is it just me, or does Melvin Mora seem to hit against us really well?
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
if i was a baseball player id have like 30 kids, why limit yourself, i ask you, why?
I can't help it. I’m an asshole.
-brettgardner on Jul 7, 2009 10:55 PM EDT
Unless you try to replicate Travis Henry.
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Sep 4, 2009 6:49 PM CDT up reply actions
I nominate this photo for Comeback Corey
to be utilized when we desperately need a late game rally.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
by SarasotaRanger on Sep 4, 2009 6:44 PM CDT up reply actions
heh, i dunno, corey is scooter's alter ego TORP persona
I can't help it. I’m an asshole.
-brettgardner on Jul 7, 2009 10:55 PM EDT
B-more
playing like BM. I like it. Let’s go Rangers.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
i think
feldman will proceed to retire every batter he faces the rest of the year until he gets his old glove back
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its much better than rally new york dolls
I can't help it. I’m an asshole.
-brettgardner on Jul 7, 2009 10:55 PM EDT
I think I heard they are touring again.
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Sep 4, 2009 6:45 PM CDT up reply actions
ugh
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
by SarasotaRanger on Sep 4, 2009 6:44 PM CDT up reply actions
He's actually smiling in this picture.
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Sep 4, 2009 6:45 PM CDT up reply actions
You know, even Chesney says he wishes he hadn't recorded that.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by LSJ on Sep 4, 2009 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Funny, since that's the hit that got him big.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
by SarasotaRanger on Sep 4, 2009 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions
No movement on that fastball.
Please feel free to hit it. Thanks.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
Fuck my life.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
by SarasotaRanger on Sep 4, 2009 6:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Bartender, this Borbon is still not right!
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.
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Damn that (lack of) carry
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
Line drive DP and another warning track FB
Fuck.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
I like how it's a popular misconception that Ellsbury is a good defensive CF'er.
His career UZR/150 in center is -7.9.
But he made some sweet diving catches!
/Sawks fan.
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.
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He's been butt-ass terrible out there this year.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by LSJ on Sep 4, 2009 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Feldman working quickly.
Me likeys
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
Saw Papeldouche's fines and didn't want to take the chance.
Needs that cake, after all.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2009 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions
hung one there Scooter
Good thing it was Izturis not Markakis hitting
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
2.2 and 37 pitches, not bad at all.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2009 6:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Wrong drug.
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Sep 4, 2009 6:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Cutter is really working tonight
Maybe the best it’s been all year.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by LSJ on Sep 4, 2009 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions
thanks
I fell asleep again but now have the game on and even though Bartlett’s talking I think I’ll be able to stay awake from now on.
by Black Francis on Sep 4, 2009 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Felix
Your last name is Pie. You need to come to grips with that.
Pie, like apple pie.
Damn I want some apple pie now.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Eric Clapton is good.
"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Sep 4, 2009 6:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Is that Brandon McCarthy's dog?
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by LSJ on Sep 4, 2009 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Here we go
Been hitting this guy hard, let’s get a few
just fucking missed it
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Launched?
Give me a fucking break Barnett. Kinz knew he missed it.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
That's because he has no perception of how deep or how well hit fly balls are.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by LSJ on Sep 4, 2009 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions
So do you do keep Feldman on regular rest from here out
and get him 6 starts or keep the 5 man rotation and get 5?
I think it would depend on how the race ends up at the end of the year.
If it came down to a winner-take-all game, I’d rather have Feldman going.
Well, he's already hit his inning total from last year
But it probably depends upon how close they are to the Angels or the WC.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by LSJ on Sep 4, 2009 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Good job Nellie
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
nice ab
that last pitch was close (maybe a strike idk)
lets get a hit pudge
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Excellent AB, Nellie.
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.
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Nice AB...
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 4, 2009 7:05 PM CDT reply actions
with pudge?
interesting
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that's more
of what i was expecting
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I'll take that outcome!
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
Falling behind 2-2, eh Dave?
God he is terrible.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
New Commercials
wow, they got rid of those fun commercials with the kids.
much better than those annoying kids, especially the gril and her kinsler taunts.
They finally figured out that built for fun is only for when your team is 20 games out.
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.
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maybe I'm crazy
but I get a kick out of that one still
by knuckleball03 on Sep 4, 2009 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions
PUDGE!
I think he hits better when there’s no possibility of a DP.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
How about some production, CD
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
YES!!!
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by LSJ on Sep 4, 2009 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions
fuck yea
davis
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Still lol
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
No crap, these past three days (although this one is far from over)
have given me a sense of euphoria about our playoff chances.
Looks like that wierd "Wakes" guy that posts here sometimes.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by LSJ on Sep 4, 2009 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Ouch
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
This O's lineup
reminds me of the crap we were throwing out there the past few Septembers
What? There's plenty of talent in their lineup.
Reimold, Wieters, Markakis, Jones (although he’s not in the lineup today), and Roberts are all pretty talented hitters.
i wanna see
pudge throw out somebody
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i dont remember that
either way im glad to see that
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HE'S STILL GOT IT!
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PUDGE
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Don't fuck with the Pudge.
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
That's lame...
The commercial is in HD but the game isnt
I want Kat Dennings to walk through my front door and join me in bed.
Hey, you guys are getting all your wishes.
she has a great rack
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Butterface
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2009 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions

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