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Game 134 Game Day Thread

Texas Rangers at Baltimore Orioles, Sep 4, 2009 6:05 PM CDT


Go Rangers...

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Gametime!!!!!

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Sep 4, 2009 5:51 PM CDT reply actions  

Woo

I never gif, but this was too weird to pass up.

by cstorm15 on Sep 4, 2009 5:55 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

That is the craziest things I've seen.

Kids, don’t do drugs.

Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?

by AceJC on Sep 4, 2009 5:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol did you make that?

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 4, 2009 5:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

but of course

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Sep 4, 2009 5:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

i think he meant

if you made the shirt

" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers

by gossamer on Sep 4, 2009 5:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

no I don't have a physical one

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Sep 4, 2009 6:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

not currently.

I’m considering making quite a few t-shirts for various teams and putting them up on cafepress/zazzle though.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Sep 4, 2009 6:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

do it!

I would absolutely buy one!

"The mystery of the beginning of all things is insoluble by us; and I for one must be content to remain an agnostic" - Charles Darwin, you know who he is...

by 8legs2fangs on Sep 4, 2009 6:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow

You could make some good money if you actually sold those.

by Basehead on Sep 4, 2009 5:54 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

cafe press that stuff

" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers

by gossamer on Sep 4, 2009 5:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

genious

A Cowboy fan from Dallas residing in enemy terretory since 1990..

by Jtiner09 on Sep 4, 2009 5:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Uh

Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.

Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!

by Maximilian on Sep 4, 2009 6:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

I so want one.

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Sep 4, 2009 5:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

The official shirt of LSB?

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 4, 2009 5:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

giggity giggity

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Sep 4, 2009 5:53 PM CDT reply actions  

You'd be unhappy to have

Feldman go 7, Feliz pitch 1 and Frankie pitch 1?

A complete game would be nice, but I need my Feliz fix.

by jdh90 on Sep 4, 2009 5:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

No

I’d be fine with that, but I’d rather have a 10-1 lead heading into the eighth. Have some Guardado time.

by jasonhh on Sep 4, 2009 6:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

go team go!!

" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers

by gossamer on Sep 4, 2009 5:54 PM CDT reply actions  

lets go royals

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 4, 2009 5:58 PM CDT reply actions  

what happened to robinson tejeda?

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by studcrackers on Sep 4, 2009 6:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

One of the litany of former Rangers claimed by the Royals

Tejeda, Metcalf, Bannister…I’m shocked they didn’t grab Diamond. I had my “Royals claim Diamond” snarky post already written.

by Adam J. Morris on Sep 4, 2009 6:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

ok

i was merely pointing out his typo

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by studcrackers on Sep 4, 2009 6:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

I remember when we picked up lots of castoffs

Not a good way to build a winning team.

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 4, 2009 6:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Chet Steadman is ready for the first pitch.

Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.

Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!

by Maximilian on Sep 4, 2009 6:05 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

rocket!

was that his nickname? or something similar?

" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers

by gossamer on Sep 4, 2009 6:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

yep, that was it

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by studcrackers on Sep 4, 2009 6:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Does San Diego have a fooseball game today?

TCU AD/PR Student: I Need A Job

by FormerLSBUser on Sep 4, 2009 6:05 PM CDT reply actions  

I was just about to whine about that.

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Sep 4, 2009 6:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ahhhhh....3 day weekend.....

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 4, 2009 6:06 PM CDT reply actions  

Let's not make this rookie look like an established veteran.

I don’t give a fuck if it is Chris Tillman.

Same goes for Matusz

by TooLegitToQuit on Sep 4, 2009 6:06 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Wow....empty park

struggling…

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 4, 2009 6:07 PM CDT reply actions  

They haven't won a game in so long,

why would anyone go to the games?

Well, I guess it is fun to watch a train wreck, so….. I dunno.

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson

by SarasotaRanger on Sep 4, 2009 6:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hopefully, it will be

from our perspective.

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 4, 2009 6:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

it's a nice stadium

from what i hear

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by studcrackers on Sep 4, 2009 6:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

My wife has been...

…said it’s a nice, classy, clean stadium.

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson

by SarasotaRanger on Sep 4, 2009 6:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bunt fail.

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson

by SarasotaRanger on Sep 4, 2009 6:07 PM CDT reply actions  

Bartender, there's something wrong with this Borbon.

Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.

Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!

by Maximilian on Sep 4, 2009 6:08 PM CDT reply actions  

Niiiiiiiiiice.

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson

by SarasotaRanger on Sep 4, 2009 6:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well that was a great start.

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Sep 4, 2009 6:08 PM CDT reply actions  

so how hard

does tillman and matusz throw?

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by studcrackers on Sep 4, 2009 6:09 PM CDT reply actions  

Not hard enough to stop King Elvis.

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson

by SarasotaRanger on Sep 4, 2009 6:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

I can't help it. I’m an asshole.
-brettgardner on Jul 7, 2009 10:55 PM EDT

by Jayslick on Sep 4, 2009 6:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

sorry no x

I can't help it. I’m an asshole.
-brettgardner on Jul 7, 2009 10:55 PM EDT

by Jayslick on Sep 4, 2009 6:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ok Kins.... hit it oppo, plz.

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson

by SarasotaRanger on Sep 4, 2009 6:09 PM CDT reply actions  

MY

Do you think he’ll be quietly shopped this off-season?

by shroomer on Sep 4, 2009 6:10 PM CDT reply actions  

no why would he be?

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Sep 4, 2009 6:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

no

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 4, 2009 6:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

The PR nightmare would be turrible

Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.

Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!

by Maximilian on Sep 4, 2009 6:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why would he be?

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 4, 2009 6:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fail.

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson

by SarasotaRanger on Sep 4, 2009 6:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

We don't

have anyone to replace him at 3rd and even in the lineup.

"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron

by coolaid on Sep 4, 2009 6:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sat through 10 minutes of commercials

to then realize Rangers are on 1080 today….sheeesh.

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Sep 4, 2009 6:11 PM CDT reply actions  

Only 3 today.

Most were last night.

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson

by SarasotaRanger on Sep 4, 2009 6:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

plus

the cowboys pre season game is on the fan

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by studcrackers on Sep 4, 2009 6:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

yep

cutdown day is tomorrow so teams play today to get a view at those last few players on the roster

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Sep 4, 2009 6:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Kinsler, you don't have to give yourself an anyeurism

from swinging so hard. That was brutal.

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson

by SarasotaRanger on Sep 4, 2009 6:11 PM CDT reply actions  

nice at-bat kinsler

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 4, 2009 6:12 PM CDT reply actions  

double steal time?

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by studcrackers on Sep 4, 2009 6:12 PM CDT reply actions  

Good eye, Ian.

Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.

Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!

by Maximilian on Sep 4, 2009 6:12 PM CDT reply actions  

I'll take it if the results are that

Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.

Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!

by Maximilian on Sep 4, 2009 6:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'd rather listen to Tom by himself than Dave freaking Barnett

And hearing Tom do play by play that time was laughably bad.

by chief on Sep 4, 2009 6:13 PM CDT reply actions  

Is Jesus catching for the O's?

"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron

by coolaid on Sep 4, 2009 6:14 PM CDT reply actions  

YES!

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 4, 2009 6:14 PM CDT reply actions  

Fly you fucking Byrd!!!!!

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson

by SarasotaRanger on Sep 4, 2009 6:14 PM CDT reply actions  

WOOOOOHOOOO!!!

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 4, 2009 6:14 PM CDT reply actions  

nice job byrdman

elvis was running with no fear there, wouldve definitely been doubled off if it was caught

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by studcrackers on Sep 4, 2009 6:14 PM CDT reply actions  

Heh heh heh

TAG: “Marlon will work that stroke…”

Heh heh heh heh heh.

by Adam J. Morris on Sep 4, 2009 6:15 PM CDT reply actions  

Glad I wasn't the only one giggling like a school girl.

Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.

Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!

by Maximilian on Sep 4, 2009 6:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

I wish I had FSSW tonight....

have some jabroni and Buck Martinez. Boring.

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson

by SarasotaRanger on Sep 4, 2009 6:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fastest 1-2-3 in the majors ?

A Borbon, Andrus, Kinsler triple threat has to be killer on pitchers.

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Sep 4, 2009 6:15 PM CDT reply actions  

Byrd flies in any weather!

Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.

Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!

by Maximilian on Sep 4, 2009 6:15 PM CDT reply actions  

what the fuck murphy

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 4, 2009 6:16 PM CDT reply actions  

He

swung at everything.

"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron

by coolaid on Sep 4, 2009 6:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

FUCK!

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Sep 4, 2009 6:17 PM CDT reply actions  

FUCK!

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Sep 4, 2009 6:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

well that sucked

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 4, 2009 6:17 PM CDT reply actions  

well that was fuckin easy

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by studcrackers on Sep 4, 2009 6:17 PM CDT reply actions  

Fuck you, Byrd.

"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron

by coolaid on Sep 4, 2009 6:17 PM CDT reply actions  

Double steal fail.

Don’t like it ahead in the count against a laboring young pitcher.

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson

by SarasotaRanger on Sep 4, 2009 6:18 PM CDT reply actions  

And to be honest

I don’t like it with Byrd.

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Sep 4, 2009 6:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

how is that?

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 4, 2009 6:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

throw to 2nd

Since from all accounts the double steal isn’t called the runner at first probably doesn’t get a great jump since he has to wait on the guy on 2nd to leave.

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Sep 4, 2009 6:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Anyone no what radio station the game is on?

Cant find a video stream

Testicals. That is all.

by Kdavis on Sep 4, 2009 6:19 PM CDT reply actions  

1080 am

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 4, 2009 6:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

There will be no perfect game tonight :(

Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.

Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!

by Maximilian on Sep 4, 2009 6:22 PM CDT reply actions  

SKooter

Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.

Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!

by Maximilian on Sep 4, 2009 6:24 PM CDT reply actions  

wonder if the radar gun

at the stadium is working

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by studcrackers on Sep 4, 2009 6:25 PM CDT reply actions  

f'n MLBtv

I live in North Carolina! How the f am I in the O’s blackout area? Does the East Coast count?

"The mystery of the beginning of all things is insoluble by us; and I for one must be content to remain an agnostic" - Charles Darwin, you know who he is...

by 8legs2fangs on Sep 4, 2009 6:25 PM CDT reply actions  

who's charles darwin?

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by studcrackers on Sep 4, 2009 6:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

is he someone important?

im really curious

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by studcrackers on Sep 4, 2009 6:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

yea i know who he is

just fuckin with ya

just saw that guys sig sayin, you know who he is

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by studcrackers on Sep 4, 2009 6:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

The guy who invented...

…the annual ritual of collecting stories about people who died in weird ways. That’s why they’re called the Darwin Awards.

by Adam J. Morris on Sep 4, 2009 6:27 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Sup peeps

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 4, 2009 6:25 PM CDT reply actions  

Mmm..

Peeps.

Actually those are quite bad for you.

by JBP on Sep 4, 2009 6:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

O hai.

Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.

Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!

by Maximilian on Sep 4, 2009 6:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Don't mention trading MY.

I mentioned it once but I think I got a way with it.

by shroomer on Sep 4, 2009 6:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

that looked good

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by studcrackers on Sep 4, 2009 6:26 PM CDT reply actions  

1 player with 100+ rbis

Just makes you realize how ridiculous it was when Juan got it before the break

by BuckyB on Sep 4, 2009 6:26 PM CDT reply actions  

Boy, talk about getting jammed.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 4, 2009 6:27 PM CDT reply actions  

That's what she said

That's why they call them business sox

by egriffey on Sep 4, 2009 6:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

The day of The Dallas Stars opening night, I'm watching all 3 Mighty Ducks films and drinking Molson.

Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.

Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!

by Maximilian on Sep 4, 2009 6:28 PM CDT reply actions  

when is it?

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by studcrackers on Sep 4, 2009 6:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oct. 3rd, I believe.

A Saturday.

Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.

Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!

by Maximilian on Sep 4, 2009 6:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

i dont really follow them

but say they arent absolutely murdered by injuries again, where do you see them finishing?

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by studcrackers on Sep 4, 2009 6:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

calling the walk

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 4, 2009 6:30 PM CDT reply actions  

WARNING TRACK POWER!!!

Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2009 6:30 PM CDT reply actions  

we must

lead the league in that

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by studcrackers on Sep 4, 2009 6:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ian Kinsler alone probably leads all MLB teams in that

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 4, 2009 6:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

And Hammy.

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Sep 4, 2009 6:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jesus

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 4, 2009 6:30 PM CDT reply actions  

did not help us out on that carry

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson

by SarasotaRanger on Sep 4, 2009 6:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol

Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.

Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!

by Maximilian on Sep 4, 2009 6:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Damn Nation....

that was close.

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson

by SarasotaRanger on Sep 4, 2009 6:31 PM CDT reply actions  

That looked like a popup off the bat

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 4, 2009 6:31 PM CDT reply actions  

well.

Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.

Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!

by Maximilian on Sep 4, 2009 6:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ah, the extremely vague prediction

You’ve been studying at the feet of the Newberg.

Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2009 6:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Chris Davis is not a third baseman TAG

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 4, 2009 6:33 PM CDT reply actions  

He will be next season after we trade MY.

by shroomer on Sep 4, 2009 6:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol ok

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 4, 2009 6:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Shroomer hates MY.

Kinda understandably but it’s whatever.

by jdh90 on Sep 4, 2009 6:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Actually ...

the earlier suggestion was made with the pending sell of the franchise in mind.
I hadn’t really fueled it with my instinctual distaste for MY until y’all reminded me.

by shroomer on Sep 4, 2009 6:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

so the glove

is the reason behind scotters success?

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by studcrackers on Sep 4, 2009 6:36 PM CDT reply actions  

scooter

you dumbass

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by studcrackers on Sep 4, 2009 6:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

psh fuck you baltimore

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 4, 2009 6:37 PM CDT reply actions  

So that glove isn't ok...

But CJ’s blue glove is totally fine?

Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2009 6:37 PM CDT reply actions  

More to the point, his horrible red one is fine?

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 4, 2009 6:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

What happened?

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Sep 4, 2009 6:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Feldman was made to change gloves becuase the O's complained they couldn't see the ball or something.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 4, 2009 6:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Scott Feldman has the power glove.

It’s so bad.

Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.

Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!

by Maximilian on Sep 4, 2009 6:37 PM CDT reply actions  

Odd. Never seen anyone have a problem with Feldman's glove before.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 4, 2009 6:38 PM CDT reply actions  

Scooter should say fuck em and go out without a glove.

He’s that much of a player.

Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2009 6:38 PM CDT reply actions  

Feliz can do that

because he never needs to field his position.

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 4, 2009 6:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Scooter could pull a Moises Alou if he's worried about his hands.

Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2009 6:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

well

he’s about to do that to the orioles for making him change gloves

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by studcrackers on Sep 4, 2009 6:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

The glove looks so sad on the bench.

Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2009 6:39 PM CDT reply actions  

Isn't that Millwood's glove?

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 4, 2009 6:40 PM CDT reply actions  

SMELLS LIKE BIGFOOTS DICK!

Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2009 6:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

False.

You woke the bears! Why did you do that?!

Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.

Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!

by Maximilian on Sep 4, 2009 6:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol wow scott

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 4, 2009 6:40 PM CDT reply actions  

that cutter

was sick

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by studcrackers on Sep 4, 2009 6:41 PM CDT reply actions  

Yeah fuck you Weiters.

Scooter doesn’t give a shit how good you’re supposed to be.

Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2009 6:41 PM CDT reply actions  

Mo Riveira, eat your heart out.

Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.

Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!

by Maximilian on Sep 4, 2009 6:41 PM CDT reply actions  

Is it just me, or does Melvin Mora seem to hit against us really well?

Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2009 6:41 PM CDT reply actions  

woo

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 4, 2009 6:42 PM CDT reply actions  

sick'm corey

I can't help it. I’m an asshole.
-brettgardner on Jul 7, 2009 10:55 PM EDT

by Jayslick on Sep 4, 2009 6:43 PM CDT reply actions  

HECK YEA

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 4, 2009 6:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

I nominate this photo for Comeback Corey

to be utilized when we desperately need a late game rally.

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson

by SarasotaRanger on Sep 4, 2009 6:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

heh, i dunno, corey is scooter's alter ego TORP persona

I can't help it. I’m an asshole.
-brettgardner on Jul 7, 2009 10:55 PM EDT

by Jayslick on Sep 4, 2009 6:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

B-more

playing like BM. I like it. Let’s go Rangers.

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson

by SarasotaRanger on Sep 4, 2009 6:43 PM CDT reply actions  

i think

feldman will proceed to retire every batter he faces the rest of the year until he gets his old glove back

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by studcrackers on Sep 4, 2009 6:43 PM CDT reply actions  

ugh

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson

by SarasotaRanger on Sep 4, 2009 6:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

heh

I can't help it. I’m an asshole.
-brettgardner on Jul 7, 2009 10:55 PM EDT

by Jayslick on Sep 4, 2009 6:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

You know, even Chesney says he wishes he hadn't recorded that.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 4, 2009 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Funny, since that's the hit that got him big.

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson

by SarasotaRanger on Sep 4, 2009 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

No movement on that fastball.

Please feel free to hit it. Thanks.

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson

by SarasotaRanger on Sep 4, 2009 6:48 PM CDT reply actions  

Fuck my life.

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson

by SarasotaRanger on Sep 4, 2009 6:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

bad luck

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 4, 2009 6:48 PM CDT reply actions  

wow thats tough luck

I can't help it. I’m an asshole.
-brettgardner on Jul 7, 2009 10:55 PM EDT

by Jayslick on Sep 4, 2009 6:49 PM CDT reply actions  

thought it was gone

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 4, 2009 6:49 PM CDT reply actions  

Bartender, this Borbon is still not right!

Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.

Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!

by Maximilian on Sep 4, 2009 6:49 PM CDT reply actions  

Damn that (lack of) carry

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson

by SarasotaRanger on Sep 4, 2009 6:49 PM CDT reply actions  

Line drive DP and another warning track FB

Fuck.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 4, 2009 6:50 PM CDT reply actions  

But he made some sweet diving catches!

/Sawks fan.

Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.

Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!

by Maximilian on Sep 4, 2009 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's been butt-ass terrible out there this year.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 4, 2009 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Feldman working quickly.

Me likeys

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson

by SarasotaRanger on Sep 4, 2009 6:52 PM CDT reply actions  

Saw Papeldouche's fines and didn't want to take the chance.

Needs that cake, after all.

Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2009 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

hung one there Scooter

Good thing it was Izturis not Markakis hitting

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Sep 4, 2009 6:54 PM CDT reply actions  

2.2 and 37 pitches, not bad at all.

Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2009 6:54 PM CDT reply actions  

woo feldman

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 4, 2009 6:55 PM CDT reply actions  

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2009 6:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wrong drug.

"BIg whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Sep 4, 2009 6:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

good

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 4, 2009 6:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Cutter is really working tonight

Maybe the best it’s been all year.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 4, 2009 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

thanks

I fell asleep again but now have the game on and even though Bartlett’s talking I think I’ll be able to stay awake from now on.

by Black Francis on Sep 4, 2009 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Felix

Your last name is Pie. You need to come to grips with that.

Pie, like apple pie.

Damn I want some apple pie now.

Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2009 6:55 PM CDT reply actions  

Is that Brandon McCarthy's dog?

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 4, 2009 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Here we go

Been hitting this guy hard, let’s get a few

by #5withabullet on Sep 4, 2009 6:56 PM CDT reply actions  

just fucking missed it

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by studcrackers on Sep 4, 2009 6:58 PM CDT reply actions  

grrr

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 4, 2009 6:58 PM CDT reply actions  

Launched?

Give me a fucking break Barnett. Kinz knew he missed it.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 4, 2009 6:58 PM CDT reply actions  

That's because he has no perception of how deep or how well hit fly balls are.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 4, 2009 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

woo byrd

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 4, 2009 7:00 PM CDT reply actions  

So do you do keep Feldman on regular rest from here out

and get him 6 starts or keep the 5 man rotation and get 5?

by knuckleball03 on Sep 4, 2009 7:00 PM CDT reply actions  

I think it would depend on how the race ends up at the end of the year.

If it came down to a winner-take-all game, I’d rather have Feldman going.

by jdh90 on Sep 4, 2009 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, he's already hit his inning total from last year

But it probably depends upon how close they are to the Angels or the WC.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 4, 2009 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

coward

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Sep 4, 2009 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Good job Nellie

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 4, 2009 7:04 PM CDT reply actions  

nice ab

that last pitch was close (maybe a strike idk)

lets get a hit pudge

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by studcrackers on Sep 4, 2009 7:05 PM CDT reply actions  

Excellent AB, Nellie.

Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.

Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!

by Maximilian on Sep 4, 2009 7:05 PM CDT reply actions  

Nice AB...

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Sep 4, 2009 7:05 PM CDT reply actions  

call here

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 4, 2009 7:05 PM CDT reply actions  

with pudge?

interesting

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by studcrackers on Sep 4, 2009 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

that's more

of what i was expecting

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by studcrackers on Sep 4, 2009 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'll take that outcome!

Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.

Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!

by Maximilian on Sep 4, 2009 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Falling behind 2-2, eh Dave?

God he is terrible.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 4, 2009 7:05 PM CDT reply actions  

i'll take a basehit

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 4, 2009 7:06 PM CDT reply actions  

New Commercials

wow, they got rid of those fun commercials with the kids.
much better than those annoying kids, especially the gril and her kinsler taunts.

by rhino baseball on Sep 4, 2009 7:06 PM CDT reply actions  

They finally figured out that built for fun is only for when your team is 20 games out.

Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.

Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!

by Maximilian on Sep 4, 2009 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

maybe I'm crazy

but I get a kick out of that one still

by knuckleball03 on Sep 4, 2009 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

PUDGE!

I think he hits better when there’s no possibility of a DP.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 4, 2009 7:06 PM CDT reply actions  

How about some production, CD

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 4, 2009 7:07 PM CDT reply actions  

YES!!!

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 4, 2009 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

fuck yea

davis

go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com

by studcrackers on Sep 4, 2009 7:08 PM CDT reply actions  

nice CD

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on Sep 4, 2009 7:08 PM CDT reply actions  

You are to gifs

what spurdynasty is to fanposts

by BuckyB on Sep 4, 2009 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Still lol

Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.

Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!

by Maximilian on Sep 4, 2009 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

This guy sucks

lets get Hank in here

Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee

by Baseball North on Sep 4, 2009 7:09 PM CDT reply actions  

lol wtf

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 4, 2009 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Looks like that wierd "Wakes" guy that posts here sometimes.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 4, 2009 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ouch

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 4, 2009 7:15 PM CDT reply actions  

This O's lineup

reminds me of the crap we were throwing out there the past few Septembers

by knuckleball03 on Sep 4, 2009 7:15 PM CDT reply actions  

What? There's plenty of talent in their lineup.

Reimold, Wieters, Markakis, Jones (although he’s not in the lineup today), and Roberts are all pretty talented hitters.

by jdh90 on Sep 4, 2009 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

HE'S STILL GOT IT!

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by studcrackers on Sep 4, 2009 7:19 PM CDT reply actions  

PUDGE

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 4, 2009 7:19 PM CDT reply actions  

Hell Yeah!!!

I can't help it. I’m an asshole.
-brettgardner on Jul 7, 2009 10:55 PM EDT

by Jayslick on Sep 4, 2009 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Don't fuck with the Pudge.

Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.

Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!

by Maximilian on Sep 4, 2009 7:20 PM CDT reply actions  

That's lame...

The commercial is in HD but the game isnt

by knuckleball03 on Sep 4, 2009 7:20 PM CDT reply actions  

she has a great rack

go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com

by studcrackers on Sep 4, 2009 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Butterface

Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.

by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 4, 2009 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

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