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New high water mark for the year.

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Feliz's numbers keep getting more and more ridiculous...

and I fucking love it

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take"-Wayne Gretzky"-Michael Scott

by ReallyCreativeScreenName on Sep 4, 2009 8:59 PM CDT reply actions  

Crisp, clean game

We need more of those against teams like that.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 4, 2009 8:59 PM CDT reply actions  

Royals get out of bases loadd two outs.

9 more outs from 2.5 out

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 4, 2009 8:59 PM CDT reply actions  

That would be really sweet.

"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron

by coolaid on Sep 4, 2009 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

We are the RANGERS, the mighty, mighty RANGERS!!

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 4, 2009 9:00 PM CDT reply actions  

Great movie

It inspires me every time I watch it.

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 4, 2009 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Holy fuck

You know the Gods are on your side when Professor Farnsworth manages to get out of a jam against the Angels.

by LiamP on Sep 4, 2009 9:00 PM CDT reply actions  

hello win column!!!

I can't help it. I’m an asshole.
-brettgardner on Jul 7, 2009 10:55 PM EDT

by Jayslick on Sep 4, 2009 9:01 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

x

I can't help it. I’m an asshole.
-brettgardner on Jul 7, 2009 10:55 PM EDT

by Jayslick on Sep 4, 2009 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

What the hell is that?

Gay Mr Universe?

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 4, 2009 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Looks like it

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 4, 2009 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

WTF, even

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 4, 2009 11:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

says Snagglepuss

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on Sep 5, 2009 9:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

White Sox with 17 hits

through 5 innings….wow, massive BoSox pitching fail

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on Sep 4, 2009 9:02 PM CDT reply actions  

So

was Feldman “lucky” tonight? His K:BB was 2:2.

by Brett Perryman on Sep 4, 2009 9:02 PM CDT reply actions  

I don't think so.

His stuff looked very good today until the 6th.

Contact against him wasn’t hard and he got a ton of grounders.

by LiamP on Sep 4, 2009 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

FIP is flawed

The pitcher has an influence on BABIP. Feldman is the classic example.

by LukeR on Sep 4, 2009 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

The data indicates otherwise

Last year, people were using Galarraga as an example of how a pitcher has influence on BABIP, and he came crashing back down to earth.

by Adam J. Morris on Sep 4, 2009 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think cut fastballs

might make FIP less reliable… but I haven’t looked at the date

by BuckyB on Sep 4, 2009 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hmmm...

I was going to scuff, but a quick review of the pitchers with the highest percentage of cutters thrown this year shows that they have lower than average BABIPs.

That’s something that I should get more data on and see if it holds true for a larger group.

by Adam J. Morris on Sep 4, 2009 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

any significant correlation between pitch mix

and FIP, across all pitchers, would be strong evidence in favor of pitchers being able to influence BABIP.

Wouldn’t it?

by LukeR on Sep 4, 2009 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

It just stands to reason

that someone like Feldman who has an uncanny ability to make guys hit the ball on the skinny part of their bat won’t fit the normal model. I suppose that the question is whether it really has become an inherent ability of his or if he’s just on a roll with that. But contact against Feldman is just not similar to contact against the average pitcher on the whole. And he is probably a bigger outlier in that regard than anyone going right now, so he would seem to have wider possible independence from FIP and similar stats than anyone else.

by Brett Perryman on Sep 4, 2009 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't think that Galarraga and Feldman

are very similar, people griping about Galarraga aside. To me, the problem with FIP is that it is not a 100% case, but it is treated as such. If we take all of the people who are outliers with FIP, the trend will undoubtedly be to regress to the middle. But that does not mean that every player will snap back, and in Feldman’s case it especially doesn’t consider his almost constant improvement, over the course of both last season and this season.

I think that it is very likely that Feldman’s ERA, BA against, stuff like that will fall back next season. But I also think that if he falls back to a 4.6 ERA or something like that, it will have more to do with his regression in stuff than the law of averages. His stuff is nasty.

by Brett Perryman on Sep 4, 2009 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

His stuff is nasty AND

you just have to love the way that his stuff has trended. Ever since he switched to over the top, he just keeps getting better and better and better…

"You can probably stick a fork in the Rangers' playoff chances for 2009." - AJM on 7/26 with the team 4.5 games out

by tricer on Sep 4, 2009 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

And the weirdest part

…some of the credit has to go to a certain pitching coach whose name shall not be uttered.

by Black Francis on Sep 4, 2009 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

well, kinda

Feldman threw from this slot when we drafted him. Then they changed him to a girly thrower, then they changed him back.

"You can probably stick a fork in the Rangers' playoff chances for 2009." - AJM on 7/26 with the team 4.5 games out

by tricer on Sep 4, 2009 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah

But it was a damn good idea to change him back. The rest of the credit goes to Feldman and I guess some to Maddux.

For some reason I thought Feldman was older than he is.

by Black Francis on Sep 4, 2009 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well

we’ve been cussing and hating him for a long time now….

Jeeez, the players JD picked up in the Tex trade have barely made any kind of meaningful contributions to the Rangers in The Show, but the pro-JD crowd is still running around shouting "I told ya so."

by red3biggs on Sep 4, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

I thought he was 28 already

…but he won’t be 27 until this coming February. I don’t know where I got that.

by Black Francis on Sep 4, 2009 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yay!!

I can’t even think of anything else to say :) So much awesome!

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Sep 4, 2009 9:03 PM CDT reply actions  

x

"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron

by coolaid on Sep 4, 2009 9:03 PM CDT reply actions  

those two kids are cousins in real life

trivia! ftw!

What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.

by clark on Sep 4, 2009 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is Smoak hurt?

Haven’t seen him in the OKC lineup for the past few nights.

by behindthebag on Sep 4, 2009 9:04 PM CDT reply actions  

Playing for Team USA

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 4, 2009 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'll say again what I said in the game thread.

These past three days have given me a sense of euphoria about our playoff chances this year.

by jdh90 on Sep 4, 2009 9:04 PM CDT reply actions  

Agreed so much!

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 4, 2009 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

from 6/4 back to 3/2 will do that!

hopefully 2.5/2.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Sep 4, 2009 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Me, too.

I’m almost afraid of this optimism because a loss might just kill me!

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Sep 4, 2009 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's as if they've been rejeuvenated.

I thought they were running out of gas, what, a week ago?

by Black Francis on Sep 4, 2009 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Man, the White Sox announcers...

are the biggest homers. They’re laughing at Kotchman for striking out. “Oooops, he gone”. Ha.

"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring."
-Rogers Hornsby

by Haeger Champ on Sep 4, 2009 9:07 PM CDT reply actions  

Fine by me

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 4, 2009 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thats showing as a save for Feliz...

I thought it had to be 3 innings if it wasn’t the normal 9th inning situation?

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Sep 4, 2009 9:08 PM CDT reply actions  

I guess that will do it.

weird save none the less.

8 holds and 2 saves in 12 games, nice.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Sep 4, 2009 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

(when up by more than 3)

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Sep 4, 2009 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

I thought he only had to face

a potential tieing run. Regardless of how many batters he faces.

5-1 pitcher pitches 2 innings. Would he get the save?

I would think so.

Jeeez, the players JD picked up in the Tex trade have barely made any kind of meaningful contributions to the Rangers in The Show, but the pro-JD crowd is still running around shouting "I told ya so."

by red3biggs on Sep 4, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

The tieing run in that situation would be 4 batters deep.. don't think so

but clearly im a little confused on it.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Sep 4, 2009 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

I thought it was face

a naturally potential tieing run.

ie: assuming the pitcher does not face any extra (gives up a hit/walk/error) batters, he only has to face the 4th batter in a 5-1 game

Jeeez, the players JD picked up in the Tex trade have barely made any kind of meaningful contributions to the Rangers in The Show, but the pro-JD crowd is still running around shouting "I told ya so."

by red3biggs on Sep 4, 2009 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Uh no.

Facing four batters in succession does not mean you have faced the potential tying run.

The tying run has to be at bat or on deck when a pitcher enters a game to qualify for a save.

And that happened last night.

by jthig32 on Sep 5, 2009 8:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

So...

I have tickets to the game on 9/15.

I thought I was going to have to give them to my dad to give away because I am preferentially set for a trial to start that day.

But that case settled this afternoon.

So now I’ll be going up there to see the game, and hopefully, it will be a game that has some serious meaning to it.

by Adam J. Morris on Sep 4, 2009 9:09 PM CDT reply actions  

its against oakland....

i traded in some primo seats on a raincheck for some decent seats(lower level-3rd base side) at that same game on the 15th. what was really cool was that the seats were a gift from a friend to a yankee game that was actually played and finished, just started really late due to a badass rain storm. so i get to see the rangers beat the yanks on what i remeber seeming like staying up late on a school nite; as well as seeing a game on the last leg of what has seemed like a magical season from the start. if u see ryan #37 strolling, say hello.

by jacksastud on Sep 4, 2009 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

So you let the wife

have everything just to go to the game?

Man your a terrible divorce attorney…..

Jeeez, the players JD picked up in the Tex trade have barely made any kind of meaningful contributions to the Rangers in The Show, but the pro-JD crowd is still running around shouting "I told ya so."

by red3biggs on Sep 4, 2009 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol

Ric Renner is a giant douche.

by TXHC on Sep 4, 2009 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Are you actually a divorce attorney?

I assumed it was a bit for LSB.

No wonder your so negative and distrusting 8)

Jeeez, the players JD picked up in the Tex trade have barely made any kind of meaningful contributions to the Rangers in The Show, but the pro-JD crowd is still running around shouting "I told ya so."

by red3biggs on Sep 4, 2009 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Apparently he also has billboards reading

“Maybe a divorce is right for you”

Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee

by Baseball North on Sep 4, 2009 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

haha

at least he isnt an ambulance chaser, although i do think hiring ben to cold call married couples offering a special deal was a little over the top

I can't help it. I’m an asshole.
-brettgardner on Jul 7, 2009 10:55 PM EDT

by Jayslick on Sep 4, 2009 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Love that they are punking balt

About being 35 games under and wanting feldman to change gloves

by death of the cool on Sep 4, 2009 9:09 PM CDT reply actions  

yep

Fuck em

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 4, 2009 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

And he beat their ass anyway.

Dumbasses

Ric Renner is a giant douche.

by TXHC on Sep 4, 2009 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes, hes pitching in this series

i think tomorrow.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Sep 4, 2009 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

hmmmmm

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 4, 2009 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

niiiice

judging by his last two outings, or the season as a whole

he’s gonna reign down some hell on the hapless angels

Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee

by Baseball North on Sep 4, 2009 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

yup

tomorrow night

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on Sep 4, 2009 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pop quiz...

Who was the #1 overall pick in the 2008 MLB draft?

(No peeking or Googling)

by Adam J. Morris on Sep 4, 2009 9:13 PM CDT reply actions  

something something alvarez 3b?

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Sep 4, 2009 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

well i was close

pedro alvarez was 2nd.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Sep 4, 2009 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

buster posey

just got the call

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by studcrackers on Sep 4, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

wtf

why did i think he went #1? maybe b/c he was somewhat hyped

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by studcrackers on Sep 4, 2009 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Tim beckham

Always drinking one for the Rangers!

by mchang4 on Sep 4, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

ding ding ding

I couldn’t, for the life of me, remember.

I knew it was Tampa. At first I was thinking it was Price. I had to go look it up.

by Adam J. Morris on Sep 4, 2009 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thought it was a trick question...

"[Font} doesn't turn 19 until the end of May and his heater can already hit 99 on the gun. That's baseball porn." - Jason Parks

by hightowersmith on Sep 4, 2009 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

PRICE

Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee

by Baseball North on Sep 4, 2009 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

2007

I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan

by FirebatM3 on Sep 4, 2009 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

nuts

I bet no one will ever forget the 1st overall pick of 2009

Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee

by Baseball North on Sep 4, 2009 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Some people might like re-dos at the top in both 2007 and 2008. Think the Royals might rethink Moustakas vs. Wieters, especially given their contracts? TB could have Posey or Matusz, man. Beckham was cheaper at least I guess.

by Brett Perryman on Sep 4, 2009 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yup.

I think TB would’ve loved to have Posey, but had no shot at signing him.

by LiamP on Sep 4, 2009 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wait

Nevermind, they got the same bonus.

Did Posey get a ML deal?

by LiamP on Sep 4, 2009 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not only that

but forgetting the thought process of the draft budget being separate, think about some of the other money they spent this offseason. Plus they paid Lobstein something like 1.5 I think.

by Brett Perryman on Sep 4, 2009 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

beckham

he actually doing good iirc. don’t know why it was supposed to be a tough question

by cashman on Sep 4, 2009 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Eh

he’s certainly held his own, but his 34/113 BB/SO is pretty ugly. I do remember Hanley Ramirez having a pretty similar year at one point, though.

by Brett Perryman on Sep 4, 2009 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'd sign him to a healthy 3 year deal this offseasno

something along the lines of $3, 5, 8,,, $16 over 3

Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee

by Baseball North on Sep 4, 2009 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

x

With ownership in the state that it is in? And I’m a huge Feldman supporter but I’d like to see a little more from him first.

by Black Francis on Sep 4, 2009 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

a 'cheap' 3 year deal sets Feldman up for life

and it gives the Rangers 3 years of above average production… I think it works for both sides

Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee

by Baseball North on Sep 4, 2009 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well

I’m not sure anything like that happens this offseason due to the financial situation.

by Black Francis on Sep 4, 2009 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Electrician in for Royals

oh crap

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on Sep 4, 2009 9:13 PM CDT reply actions  

and he walks Morales

I don’t know who sucks more, Electrician, Hillman for using him or Moore for not getting Hillman anyone better

I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan

by FirebatM3 on Sep 4, 2009 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Billy Butler

For not being able to turn a 3-6-3 DP.

by LiamP on Sep 4, 2009 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Maybe Mike Soscia

for calling for that double steal @ that point.

I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan

by FirebatM3 on Sep 4, 2009 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

You haven't read Dayton Moore's explanation of why they're bad have you?

Here

This is my favorite part


"I hold our players accountable for that," Moore declared. "They understand the situation, and they’ve got to execute. I also, at times, have to recognize that we’re just not good enough. When we’re trying to execute in those situations, the other club is trying to execute in a way to prevent us from being successful.

by LiamP on Sep 4, 2009 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol.

I think he’s onto something.

by Black Francis on Sep 4, 2009 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

get him the fuck outta there

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by studcrackers on Sep 4, 2009 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes!

" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers

by gossamer on Sep 4, 2009 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes!

" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers

by gossamer on Sep 4, 2009 9:18 PM CDT reply actions  

who knows

he called balls further outside then that strikes earlier

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by studcrackers on Sep 4, 2009 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

STRIKE EM OUT

THROW EM OUT

THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKIN MORALES?

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by studcrackers on Sep 4, 2009 9:21 PM CDT reply actions  

that gives morales

1 steal to 5 caugh stealings, i guess they didnt expect a strike by wright or is he easy to steal on?

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by studcrackers on Sep 4, 2009 9:22 PM CDT reply actions  

You'll

get your Electrician and like it!

I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan

by FirebatM3 on Sep 4, 2009 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

what's this about Hamilton having

a reaction to the shot he got for his back?
link

by jcAustin on Sep 4, 2009 9:39 PM CDT reply actions  

i think he just decided to not come today

to risk anything weird happening on the plane

"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09

by Jason Brynsvold on Sep 4, 2009 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Trey Hillman

is such a gigantic fucking idiot.

I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan

by FirebatM3 on Sep 4, 2009 9:39 PM CDT reply actions  

well bale sounds hurt

maybe soria comes in now

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by studcrackers on Sep 4, 2009 9:43 PM CDT reply actions  

HAHAHA

Roman Colon. Trey Hillman – Moron

I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan

by FirebatM3 on Sep 4, 2009 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well damn

that was a weird way to start an AB against Booby Abreu. One pitch and an injury…

Your uncle molests collies.

by 3k on Sep 4, 2009 9:44 PM CDT reply actions  

How many people wanted Hillman for our manager?

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 4, 2009 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Me either

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 4, 2009 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

.....all preseason games are a joke

The only score that should matter is the score when the first string for both teams are in.

by jdh90 on Sep 4, 2009 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

it sure is nice in here

without certain people around. Don’t ruin it by talking about lesser sports.

by Black Francis on Sep 4, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

BTW - HUGE win for Frisco tonight

Complete game W for Poveda – he rawked.
Midland got shellacked by San Antonio.
3-game series in Midland – 1 game back of them.
Let’s roll.

by shroomer on Sep 4, 2009 9:49 PM CDT reply actions  

Tullis

Looking pretty foyne himself…

"[Font} doesn't turn 19 until the end of May and his heater can already hit 99 on the gun. That's baseball porn." - Jason Parks

by hightowersmith on Sep 4, 2009 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Awesome

I wanted to go to frisco tonight, but it was sold out and all that was left for the past week had been grass seats

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Sep 4, 2009 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Poveda

106 pitches in his 9IP. 7 Ks and no BBs also.

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year

by RangerMad on Sep 4, 2009 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

fuck the royals

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 4, 2009 9:50 PM CDT reply actions  

Hillman is a jackass.

Fuck the Royals.

Ric Renner is a giant douche.

by TXHC on Sep 4, 2009 9:51 PM CDT reply actions  

Yep

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 4, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Roman Candle more like it

Bastard

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 4, 2009 9:51 PM CDT reply actions  

Colon's all over the place

no control. I don’t see how Vlad doesn’t take advantage

Your uncle molests collies.

by 3k on Sep 4, 2009 9:52 PM CDT reply actions  

and there it is

2 run single for Vlad.

Your uncle molests collies.

by 3k on Sep 4, 2009 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

If he had waited a pitch or two

he could have. This Colon cat has little hold on his pitches.

Your uncle molests collies.

by 3k on Sep 4, 2009 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

No fuck Hillman

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 4, 2009 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol royals

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Sep 4, 2009 9:53 PM CDT reply actions  

Hillman is a dumbass

Watch he will probably bring in Chen next instead of Soria

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 4, 2009 9:53 PM CDT reply actions  

at least greinke goes tomorrow

"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09

by Jason Brynsvold on Sep 4, 2009 9:53 PM CDT reply actions  

Well he had better pitch a complete game

Because Hillman is an idiot

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 4, 2009 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

fuckin hillman

jesus, the kc radio guy didnt even sound phased by it, poor bastard

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by studcrackers on Sep 4, 2009 9:53 PM CDT reply actions  

Or the tv guys

It was as sad as it was funny

Your uncle molests collies.

by 3k on Sep 4, 2009 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

probably cause they are like 35 games under .500

"Elvis Andrus has just preformed a MIRACLE!"
-Eric Nadel, 5/4/09

by Jason Brynsvold on Sep 4, 2009 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

and they still might not

have the worst record in the league

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by studcrackers on Sep 4, 2009 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ballgame.

Ric Renner is a giant douche.

by TXHC on Sep 4, 2009 9:53 PM CDT reply actions  

So glad he is not here

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 4, 2009 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

a lotta people sure wanted him here

I always wondered what made people think he was so great. I really didn’t know much about him myself. Still don’t. Any manager would look worse if they had to manage that damn team.

by Black Francis on Sep 4, 2009 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

But he was from Arlington

I agree with you.

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 4, 2009 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

You know who I'd like to see manage again?

Don’t laugh…Kevin Kennedy. I thought he did a pretty good job the first year here. Had a great managing record in the minors if I recall. At least he’d be off TV.

by Black Francis on Sep 4, 2009 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

I always liked him

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 4, 2009 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

x

true story here…One day I was in Irving near the Irving Art Center and Airport Fwy and I saw this outrageous blond driving like a sports car and I pulled in behind her at the corner of Airport Fwy. Very crowded there then that Sunday. I was second out and out of the corner of my eye, I saw movement. I thought she was rolling so I released the breaks. BOOM hit the Jag. Shit…Turns out she is Kevin Kennedy’s girlfriend and they were moving a couple of cars to a garage. Kevin was still the manager of the Rangers at that time. Anyway, we pull off and wait for Kevin to show up. He does and he gets out of the car he was driving and man o man, large guy. He introduced himself as Kevin Kennedy manager of the Texas Rangers. Had a big cowboy trophy buckle that said Texas Rangers. We looked at the bumper of the Jag and he rubbed on it for a minute and said he thought it could be fixed with compounding it. No damage. Big sigh of relief on my part. I get in the car after thanking him and off I went. Seemed like a pretty nice guy. On a baseball note, he was fired about 7 days later.

I soloed in the Mile High Club!

by horsedooty on Sep 5, 2009 2:09 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

So you can say...

you rear-ended Kevin Kennedy’s girlfriend?

Not bad.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Sep 5, 2009 10:21 AM CDT up reply actions  

x

I guess you could say that. I never considered that. :)

I soloed in the Mile High Club!

by horsedooty on Sep 6, 2009 10:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

Hehe

Almost threw a wild pitch. Now 3-1 to Torii.

Your uncle molests collies.

by 3k on Sep 4, 2009 9:55 PM CDT reply actions  

well

wish granted

Your uncle molests collies.

by 3k on Sep 4, 2009 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

So, was that our old friend

Robinson Tejeda with 5.1 innings of 1 hit ball tonight?

by jcAustin on Sep 4, 2009 9:56 PM CDT reply actions  

yes

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 4, 2009 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Double play

just doesn’t change anything

by BuckyB on Sep 4, 2009 9:57 PM CDT reply actions  

Well there's Kendry

with the DP. Thanks. Cmon, Royals. Find a way….

Your uncle molests collies.

by 3k on Sep 4, 2009 9:57 PM CDT reply actions  

Kendry Morales looks a little like 1M5T

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 4, 2009 9:57 PM CDT reply actions  

yes but

he’s facing a double-a offense so the outlook isnt that likely

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by studcrackers on Sep 4, 2009 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Double A?

ive seen many a double A offense with more talent

ill go with High A personally

the better question though is what level is their bullpen, Rookie League?

Fuck Mike Estabrook

by Horns130 on Sep 4, 2009 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

if you remove soria

then yes

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by studcrackers on Sep 4, 2009 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

I keep waiting for Fuentes to implode

He’s looked like he’s running on fumes for a while now.

On the other hand, it’s hard to look at the Royals lineup and see them stringing some hits together.

No, nevermind I’m calling the Fuentes choke job in the ninth.

"You can probably stick a fork in the Rangers' playoff chances for 2009." - AJM on 7/26 with the team 4.5 games out

by tricer on Sep 4, 2009 9:59 PM CDT reply actions  

McCarthy in, Nippert out

Didn’t see this linked anywheres…

http://rangersblog.dallasnews.com/archives/2009/09/news-on-hamilton-mccarthy.html

"[Font} doesn't turn 19 until the end of May and his heater can already hit 99 on the gun. That's baseball porn." - Jason Parks

by hightowersmith on Sep 4, 2009 10:00 PM CDT reply actions  

I've got no problem with that

I was nervous every time Nips pitched.

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 4, 2009 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

I just noticed the 1-hitter by Halladay tonight

against the MFY. Pretty impressive.

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 4, 2009 10:01 PM CDT reply actions  

Why couldn't he do that vs Boston? :(

Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year

by RangerMad on Sep 4, 2009 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Darren Oliver

Is he the best arm out of the Angels pen this year?

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 4, 2009 10:03 PM CDT reply actions  

it baffels me

that that guy is STILL pitching. he sucked 12 years ago….

by selppuc on Sep 4, 2009 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

He was very good in the 96 playoffs

Shitty bp

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 4, 2009 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

He was a good lefty specialist...

coming in before… Russell? Who was it?

"Blalock in the cleanup spot makes gives me agita." - Dustin

by benmor78 on Sep 4, 2009 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

x

didn’t Oliver and Rusty Greer used to room together on the road? I wanna say they were big video gamers at the time. That was a long time ago. I am amazed he is still pitching also.

I soloed in the Mile High Club!

by horsedooty on Sep 5, 2009 2:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

73 yards

what a joke our football team can be… just in case you don’t know, he is on the team bc of a michael irvin reality show

by BuckyB on Sep 4, 2009 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Damn I was trying to ricroll you

…in the worst way possible but fucked myself good in the process. You’re lucky, sir.

by Black Francis on Sep 4, 2009 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

ricroll?

im confused by this post

by BuckyB on Sep 4, 2009 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

another prototypical

bullshit come from behind angels win. goody!

by selppuc on Sep 4, 2009 10:03 PM CDT reply actions  

Dayton Moore
"The biggest criticism that I’ve read that people have of Trey is he can’t manage our bullpen," Moore said. "I’ll tell you, I’m not sure the greatest baseball mind in the history of the game could figure the right matchups on certain nights.

"And I’ll clarify that by saying we have very talented relief pitchers in our bullpen who just haven’t performed up to their capabilities. To me, that’s no fault of Trey’s. That’s just a reflection of guys all having down years at the same time."

"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron

by coolaid on Sep 4, 2009 10:04 PM CDT reply actions  

I feel sorry for the Royals fans

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 4, 2009 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wait. There is more...
There will come a day when we have a player make the final out at second base (on a bad base-running play) with the tying run in the on-deck circle — and we’ll tell the player to go home. Just goodbye. We’re not there yet."

"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron

by coolaid on Sep 4, 2009 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

With Moore and Hillmand they will never be there.

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 4, 2009 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

They have standard form press release they use every year
“The biggest criticism that I’ve read that people have of ____ is he can’t manage our bullpen,” Moore said. "I’ll tell you, I’m not sure the greatest baseball mind in the history of the game could figure the right matchups on certain nights.

“And I’ll clarify that by saying we have very talented relief pitchers in our bullpen who just haven’t performed up to their capabilities. To me, that’s no fault of ____’s. That’s just a reflection of guys all having down years at the same time.”

by BuckyB on Sep 4, 2009 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

If the Royals don't tie it up here

they wont. The bottom of their order is, well, not so good.

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 4, 2009 10:07 PM CDT reply actions  

I'd rather be on top...

Jeeez, the players JD picked up in the Tex trade have barely made any kind of meaningful contributions to the Rangers in The Show, but the pro-JD crowd is still running around shouting "I told ya so."

by red3biggs on Sep 4, 2009 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'd rather be sitting in a chair with her on top

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 4, 2009 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

I really hate Hillman

Should have brought Soria in for the final two innings

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 4, 2009 10:10 PM CDT reply actions  

Yep

He hadn’t pitched since Tuesday (when he pitched 2 inning).

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 4, 2009 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

10 fucking hits to the Angels 3

And the Angels are winning.

The Royals are such trash. They just need to stop showing up to their games.

And give us Greinke for Yoon Ham.

by TooLegitToQuit on Sep 4, 2009 10:12 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Nellie Cruz

Now .270 / .345 / .556 with 31 bombs and 17 steals.

This guy is one of the best OF in baseball. Top 5 RF in baseball according to fangraphs.

He doesn’t get enough credit.

"You can probably stick a fork in the Rangers' playoff chances for 2009." - AJM on 7/26 with the team 4.5 games out

by tricer on Sep 4, 2009 10:12 PM CDT reply actions  

Or enough playing time

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 4, 2009 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

both of these.

Cruz has been big. Without him this lineup is way below average this year. Credit — no gratitude — where it’s due. The man hits the baseball good.

by Black Francis on Sep 4, 2009 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes, but he's no Marlon Byrd.

Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.

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by Maximilian on Sep 4, 2009 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

He do what he do

Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law

by Keynes on Sep 4, 2009 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

He did something to piss Wash off

I don’t know what is was. Maybe Josey knows. He was probably “in the room” when it happened.

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 4, 2009 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

that's beyond retarded

how the fuck can Murphy/Bird/Jones knock Nellie out of the lineup against ANY pitcher???

Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee

by Baseball North on Sep 4, 2009 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

as a frame of reference

Cruz OPS this season is exactly the same as what Hamilton posted last season.

"You can probably stick a fork in the Rangers' playoff chances for 2009." - AJM on 7/26 with the team 4.5 games out

by tricer on Sep 4, 2009 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

That ERA is including his days in the 'pen, right?

The “Kris Benson” era, as I’ll call it.

Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.

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by Maximilian on Sep 4, 2009 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fantastic. I <3 Scooter.

Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.

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by Maximilian on Sep 4, 2009 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

I testicles Scooter?

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Sep 5, 2009 12:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

No, that'd be I (_)(_) Scooter.

Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.

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by Maximilian on Sep 5, 2009 12:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

No...

that looks like I big tits Scooter.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Sep 5, 2009 12:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

Well my internet penises were always (_)(_)::::D

So, there you go.

Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.

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by Maximilian on Sep 5, 2009 12:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

Should I be upset...

that your internet penis is bigger than mine?

I mean, it does get really cold here in Utah so I guess I always have that lame excuse to fall back on, right?

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Sep 5, 2009 12:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

Does Feldman get to 18 wins?

If he does does he get in the CY mix? Especially if the Rangers make it to the playoffs.

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 4, 2009 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

If he pitches like he has been during his last three starts

for the rest of the way there’s no way he doesn’t get a few votes. There are pitchers who deserve it more than Feldman but some will probably recognize what he’s accomplished.

by Black Francis on Sep 4, 2009 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

shit why not think about it

5/6 more starts? what if he gets to 20? He could lower his era to 3.4 or so… he would without a doubt get a few votes

by BuckyB on Sep 4, 2009 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Agreed

How funny would it be if Feldman was the Rangers first CY winner?

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 4, 2009 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

If anyone other than Greinke wins the Cy Young it will be a travesty.

Wonderboy, what is the secret of your power? Wonderboy, won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck now. -- Tenacious D

by rooster on Sep 4, 2009 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Feliz should

we arne’t saying feldman will win it, we’re just saying it’d be cool if he got some votes

by BuckyB on Sep 4, 2009 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

That was my point

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 4, 2009 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't mind Verlander getting the nod.

But my vote goes to Greinke.

Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.

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by Maximilian on Sep 4, 2009 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Agreed

But he is stuck on the Royals. If he were a Rangers this year it would be a no brainer.

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 4, 2009 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep. He's hampered by low W totals.

If he played for a good team it would be a no-brainer. Voters are too caught up with the wrong metrics. Fortunately, they like SO and ERA, too, so he’s got a good chance. I think he needs 16+ wins to get it though.

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 4, 2009 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Only 4 of 9 Angels still over .300

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 4, 2009 10:15 PM CDT reply actions  

DFA them all!

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 4, 2009 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

As of right now

Figgins, Hunter, Morales, Rivera. I would expect some to be in the .290s. I was just pointing out that they have dropped from the .300s where the WHOLE STARTING LINEUP was about 10 days ago.

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 4, 2009 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

So Feliz's numbers extrapolated over 200 innings :)

200IP, 264 K’s, 10 BBs, 50 hits, .46 era, .31 whip

boner

by BuckyB on Sep 4, 2009 10:18 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

Double boner.

"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron

by coolaid on Sep 4, 2009 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Gay man loving boner

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 4, 2009 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Would that be the single greatest season in MLB history?

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 4, 2009 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Express pass to the HOF

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 4, 2009 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

in modern day, easily

they used to have hellova seasons back in the day

by BuckyB on Sep 4, 2009 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

well yeah

Some guy probably pitched 400 innings with similar peripherals in 1898 or whatever. They couldn’t even manufacture baseballs right back then, though.

by Black Francis on Sep 4, 2009 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Here's one: Ed Walsh

40 – 15, 1.42 ERA, 33 CG, 269 K, 56 BB

that’s a hell of a season

by BuckyB on Sep 4, 2009 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ed "fucking" Walsh

Ahh the memories

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 4, 2009 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Good lord

Ryan would love him

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 4, 2009 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

How about Jim Whitney in 1884

24 – 14, 2.09, 35, 270, 27

With 336 innings pitched.

Found by sorting on ERA+ with 200+ innings an SO/BB > 10

Interestingly, if I change SO/BB to > 9 I get…

Curt Schilling’s 2002 season!

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 4, 2009 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Schilling didn't even win the Cy Young that year

He got beat out by The Big Unit.

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 4, 2009 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Holy shit...

what year was that?

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Sep 5, 2009 12:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

I meant even including early eras.

Because his stats look like some of those crazy numbers you see from the olde timey baseball players.

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 4, 2009 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

hahahahahahhahahahaha

"You'll meet them again on their long journey to the middle." -Lester Bangs

by BAC on Sep 4, 2009 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Royals teasing us

leadoff single

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on Sep 4, 2009 10:19 PM CDT reply actions  

Haha, after the single, the telecast showed Hillman

who had this “i called that play” smug on his face

by BuckyB on Sep 4, 2009 10:21 PM CDT reply actions  

haha probably

the guy was safe though… Rangers: fucked by umps everywhere

by BuckyB on Sep 4, 2009 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

well, in his defense

the runner was safe by a good margin

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on Sep 4, 2009 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

no

But managers should definitely argue anyway when they think they’re right. May result in a make up call if you’re lucky but more likely shows the team that the manager still gives a damn.

by Black Francis on Sep 4, 2009 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

he was definitively safe at 1st

i’d care more if I had any hope that the royals would score with 1 out and a man on first.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Sep 4, 2009 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

game over

made the left fielder run though on that last one

by BuckyB on Sep 4, 2009 10:24 PM CDT reply actions  

The Royals just suck

so glad Grienke is going tomorrow

by TigerPride on Sep 4, 2009 10:24 PM CDT reply actions  

Trey Hillman should be fired

I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan

by FirebatM3 on Sep 4, 2009 10:24 PM CDT reply actions  

Two months ago

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 4, 2009 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well it must be trun then

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 4, 2009 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

just got back from the game

and man is feliz’s stuff scary good in person

by dhughes9 on Sep 4, 2009 10:25 PM CDT reply actions  

I'd like to see

behind the plate high speed footage.

by Black Francis on Sep 4, 2009 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

The ball would disappear in high speed footage.

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 4, 2009 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

nah you know what I'm talking about

…the kind of cameras they use on Sport Science and Mythbusters, etc. I’d like to see the spin of the ball.

by Black Francis on Sep 4, 2009 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

I know

That would be cool

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 4, 2009 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Funniest part of the game

Feliz blows Wiggington away on a fastball and Wiggington looks around for the radar gun as he is walking to the dugout. hilarious. i keep rewinding it and playing. funnier every time

by nathanbaum09 on Sep 4, 2009 10:33 PM CDT reply actions  

Ok, so here's the thing about Feliz

the single season record for adjusted ERA+ according to baseball reference is 294 in 1880 by Tim Keefe (23 yrs old at the time)… he pitched 105 innings

Neftali Feliz is only at 19.2 IP, but his ERA+ is at 987…. I wonder what it will be after tonight’s 2.1 innings

by BuckyB on Sep 4, 2009 10:37 PM CDT reply actions  

He was over 1000 last week I think

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 4, 2009 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

20 innings

…is less than a couple week’s work for a decent starter, though, so let’s not totally blow our wads here.

by Black Francis on Sep 4, 2009 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

0.o

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 4, 2009 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

wow

it always shocks me

by BuckyB on Sep 4, 2009 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

What a tool.

"Blalock in the cleanup spot makes gives me agita." - Dustin

by benmor78 on Sep 4, 2009 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sloth penis?

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 4, 2009 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

OH MY GOD.

That’s Rev?

He looks like a walking, talking, flaccid penis.

Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.

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by Maximilian on Sep 4, 2009 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow

I had never seen him before. This explains a lot. If I was a self-respecting Angels fan and that was the guy who ran my forum, I’d find a new forum.

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 4, 2009 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hate that guy

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 4, 2009 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

If there is a bigger

douche out there, I don’t know him.

"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron

by coolaid on Sep 4, 2009 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

the 1 1/2 star rating is too high

lower it.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Sep 4, 2009 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

holy shit, this is too much
That was cool.
I like how you start as an internet nerd doing a video and turn into a badass!

Good job.
by WiHaloFan on Sep 4, 2009 12:27 PM CDT

by BuckyB on Sep 4, 2009 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol
Clever !
Keep it up Rev. I am sure they are only going to get better and better !

by BuckyB on Sep 4, 2009 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Where is that gif

What has been seen cannot be unseen?

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912) also -

"Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance."
~Ambrose Bierce

by Ed Coffin on Sep 4, 2009 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

x

"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron

by coolaid on Sep 4, 2009 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

More dogpiling

He has another video where he is feeding his dog (Aybar) a Mini Sirloin burger from Jack in the Box

Fortunately, we don’t have to see his face

Who ordained him as a Reverend?

It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin

by txranger7 on Sep 4, 2009 11:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

yikes

And certain people think there’s groupthink going on at LSB…

by Black Francis on Sep 4, 2009 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

that was absolutely

the worst thing i’ve ever seen.

it was almost like one of those videos people make whenever they are making fun of someone doing something similar. wow

that is all i really have to say

i dont even know how to respond to that really

by dustinvandeman on Sep 4, 2009 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

This might rank up there with "2 girls, 1 cup" among worst internet vids of all time.

Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock

by LSJ on Sep 5, 2009 12:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

2G1C had staying power for the shock value.

This is just, sad.

He’s somehow more uninteresting than his blog indicates.

Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.

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by Maximilian on Sep 5, 2009 12:06 AM CDT up reply actions  

Among the youtube comments
I honestly wish I’d been rickrolled.

"[Font} doesn't turn 19 until the end of May and his heater can already hit 99 on the gun. That's baseball porn." - Jason Parks

by hightowersmith on Sep 5, 2009 12:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

That was the biggest piece of shit Ive ever seen.

You know whats even more pathetic is the fact that you know he re-hearsed that. And he thought it was great so he went with it. What an epic douchebag.

On a side note, isnt that a pornstar on his tshirt? Im pretty sure Ive seen her vagina before.

Testicals. That is all.

by Kdavis on Sep 5, 2009 12:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Couldnt watch the game

but seems like feldman was good again and feliz was unhittable like usual.

by CY Feliz on Sep 4, 2009 10:43 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm excited that CD is showing a good cut

even his strikeout was on a very, very good curveball, imo

by BuckyB on Sep 4, 2009 10:53 PM CDT reply actions  

LOL at baltimores manager
“It’s a white glove. You can’t do that. We’ve got the right guy here to make sure that’s enforced. That’s the rule and those guys were told in spring training not to do that. He was absolutely right to enforce that.”

Please sweep this series.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 4, 2009 11:02 PM CDT reply actions  

What a dick

He’s used it all year.

The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...

by Kinslerhomer on Sep 4, 2009 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Also

it’s apparently OK for HIS reliever to use the same damn glove, too.

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Sep 4, 2009 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

No shit

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 4, 2009 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol thats the hilarious part. if he's some fucking howdy dooty glove ranger.

You’d think he would know about his own reliever, and tell him to use a different one. Guy on sportscenter said something that was pretty funny about it. I forget what exactly, but it was basically saying that Baltimore sucks, so they gotta use stuff like this.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 4, 2009 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

After it happened

I was really wanting to see the first batter beaned. not sure why, but it would have satisfied me

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Sep 5, 2009 7:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

i missed a good portion of the game

did Ron do the same to a Royals pitcher?

by BuckyB on Sep 4, 2009 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes

when they brought in a reliever…in the 8th i think

Fuck Mike Estabrook

by Horns130 on Sep 4, 2009 11:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

redesign of the front of the feliz t-shirt


Heres the original, new one is better right?

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Sep 4, 2009 11:40 PM CDT reply actions  

I like it

The front is not as busy as the original, but it’s not as obviously a ballpark. However…. I think I like this better. It’s subtle.

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Sep 4, 2009 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

thanks for the input.

Hmm i may have to think of something to indicate it is a baseball park for someone who doesn’t know the building while keeping the general format… maybe a plaque/roadsign thing for it up front. I’ll toy around with it.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Sep 4, 2009 11:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Having never been to RBiA

I didn’t recognize it. I thought it was a castle at first. Then I realized that made no sense so I assumed it was RBiA. Hey, did you realize RBiA looks like a castle?!

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 5, 2009 1:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

This one is better.

"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron

by coolaid on Sep 4, 2009 11:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

I really like the front

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 4, 2009 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

One more thing

Fuck the MOTHER FUCKING ANGELS!!

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 4, 2009 11:55 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

Whatever happened to that supposed SI spread of feliz/holland

I never even saw the pic..

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Sep 5, 2009 12:22 AM CDT reply actions  

I haven't either.

"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron

by coolaid on Sep 5, 2009 12:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

I saw it...

Usain Bolt cover, iirc?

Nice photo a la the Newberg Bound Edition cover, back to back Derek and Neftali, but tighter shot. Crisp home whites.

Look that issue up, little writeup included about how they’re not fringe role players, yadda yadda.

"[Font} doesn't turn 19 until the end of May and his heater can already hit 99 on the gun. That's baseball porn." - Jason Parks

by hightowersmith on Sep 5, 2009 12:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

Great game tonight...

Is Feldman really going to become a TORP? The guy has been great lately. The idea of Feldman being a TORP with Feliz, Holland, and Perez having a chance to get there as well is very exciting. Throw Hunter in the mix and damn, this team could have some serious pitching for years to come.

Feliz is just amazing. That guy has to be a starter next year. Please don’t waste all that talent in the ’pen. Please.

Big hit from CD. That inning was huge. Murphy beats out a DP ball. Cruz comes back from 0-2 and gets a walk. Pudge finds a hole for a single, and CD lines a opposite field double. That was the game. The way Feldman was throwing I was very confident the Rangers would get a W after that inning.

Nice to pick up a game on the BoSox too. Just to bad the Royals had to fuck up and lose to the Halos. At least they get Zack tomorrow.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Sep 5, 2009 12:46 AM CDT reply actions  

So the Royals send Greinke. The Angels send Lackey

And the Orioles are sending a lefty.

Tomorrow is going to be one very tough game to earn, and an even tougher game to lose

Hold on

by oc on Sep 5, 2009 1:26 AM CDT reply actions  

More OT:

Where did that quote in Coolaid’s sig come from? That’s GENIUS, Dirk!

by philkid3 on Sep 5, 2009 3:02 AM CDT reply actions  

Here

"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron

by coolaid on Sep 5, 2009 10:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

Scooter effing Feldman. Man.

beneath the paving stones, the beach!

by oklib77 on Sep 5, 2009 9:38 AM CDT reply actions  

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