Game 137 Game Day Thread
Texas Rangers at Cleveland Indians, Sep 7, 2009 5:05 PM CDT
Go Rangers...
UPDATE -- Rained out. DH tomorrow.
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Win or die.
It is very simple.
"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron
Must win today
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year
Redsox lost.. Hunter vs a scrub... Neftali, cj and frankie all rested...
No excuses.
the preceding post was a great success.
And the devilish Angels are 3 outs away from losing to the embarrassing Royals...this sets up well
Ephesians 3:20-21...and I can only imagine
yep
but as much as I want to see the Angels lose, the playoffs are between us and the Red Sox. We have a shot against the Angels, but we would probably have to sweep our remainder games against them or at least only lose one.
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
I just want them both to keep losing.
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
well, no not a scrub
I know he was one of the bigger prospects in the lee deal.
but he had a 4.64 ERA era in AAA (at 22, so yeah young) with a little better but not that much better peripherals, and has given up 12 baserunners in 3 innings so far in the mlb.
We should beat him.
the preceding post was a great success.
eh, he's a scrub in terms of who he is at the ML level
right now, you cant expect him to be any good right now
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Doesn't matter how good Hunter pitches if we don't score a run.
I thought it be all warm and shitty, but it just tasted like normal beer. It was still cold.
Boston lost
Do something RANGERS!! The Sox are letting us hang around let’s not let them off the hook.
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
"And we let em off the hook!"

After Fuentes blows a save and an Angels loss to the Indians:
"Angels still in first place" - UCI Halo
"Hey you know who would have gotten those 3 outs in the 9th?
Darren O’Day." - FirebatM3
LOL
"They are who we thought they were!"
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
this better not suck
I gave up bbq plans to be antisocial and sit in front of the tv and drink beer.
Join the crowd
Although I’m grilling and drinking a beer.
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
Man, I remember college
What a great time.
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
My wife went to FSU
When it was the #1 party school in the country
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
It was the best 7 1/2 years of my life
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
I can relate to that. lol
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
It took me 5 1/2 years to finish my B.S.
$25,000 later, and I now have a useless degree in Latin American History.
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on Sep 7, 2009 6:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Been there...5 and half for me too...
Damn you San Marcos. I was reminded this weekend why it took me 5 1/2 years also…holy shit.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
8 years for me
The fact I was having to work to pay for it myself certainly slow me down.
by Adam J. Morris on Sep 7, 2009 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Undergraduate degrees...
are immensely overrrated.
"Blalock in the cleanup spot makes gives me agita." - Dustin
I agree completely
Just finished in May. B.A. in Criminal Justice and B.A. in Sociology. I picked a great time to finally graduate after putting it off for so long
I'm only working at AMTD...
long enough to get my capital together to start Scoon Enterprises.
"Blalock in the cleanup spot makes gives me agita." - Dustin
Working while going to school...
certainly makes it harder to do the regular 4 year deal.
I was working full time while going to school. I didn’t want to have any student loan debt after I graduated. However, not only did it take me 5 years rather than 4, but my grades suffered a little because of it too. There were times that I just didn’t have the time to do all the readings assigned, et al.
The other thing that really screwed me up, and I wonder if any of you guys had this happen to you, was after 2 years the University switched from a quarter system to semesters. That screwed with my credits as they did some credit conversion shit that put me behind a semester as well.
Still, as Ben says, undergraduate degrees have lost a lot of their luster. With all the tech schools, internet degrees and classes, and just plain more people getting degrees, they certainly don’t take you as far as a degree used to. Oh well, still a great experience.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
Here we go...
going to the top of the 9th.
6-3 Royals. 3 more outs and they can say they at least beat the Halos once this year.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
Billy Butler you're my hero.
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
Ferris Bueller, too.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
Win today, plz.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
Texas will win
because Tommy Hunter is a gamer. Scott Feldman is a gamer. Holland is young now but will be a gamer. Milly folds under pressure.
I look for big things from Holland next year
Hunter had a rough first year and now look at him.
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
Padzilla is treating the NL like Tokyo.
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
Why..
Does Josh Hamilton have to be such a huge disspointment this year. What could have been
Injuries happen
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
lots of terribly dissapointing offensive seasons
kind of sad seeing how good we could have been with some offense
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Ballgame, KC FINALLY beats Anaheim, 6-3.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
Fucking Angels lose!!!!
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
Soira struck out the side. My hero.
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
Should have used him the other night
When they had the lead before the meltdown. Hillman is an idiot.
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
by fat the only guy in the KC bullpen you can trust
After Fuentes blows a save and an Angels loss to the Indians:
"Angels still in first place" - UCI Halo
"Hey you know who would have gotten those 3 outs in the 9th?
Darren O’Day." - FirebatM3
LOL
Nobody has the line-up posted yet!?
WTF?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
Well why don't you do it big boy
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
Davis still has the training wheels firmly affixed with the pacifier in his mouth. Guess Wash doesn't know Borbon is rocking a cool 5 for 29 either.
Julio Borbon, lf
Elvis Andrus, ss
Ian Kinsler, 2b
Marlon Byrd, cf
Nelson Cruz, rf
David Murphy, dh
Ivan Rodriguez, c
Chris Davis, 1b
Omar Vizquel, 3b
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
Thanks for cutting and pasting. But please leave the comments to yourself.
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
He knows what Borbon is rocking
He stayed with Hank while he was rockin a big bag of nothing.
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
over/under on how many runs we score put up with this lineup
I say 4
After Fuentes blows a save and an Angels loss to the Indians:
"Angels still in first place" - UCI Halo
"Hey you know who would have gotten those 3 outs in the 9th?
Darren O’Day." - FirebatM3
LOL
The line up will score 8 runs today.
Mark it down.
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
I agree.
Kinsler, Cruz, and Omar both have great stats vs. Clev. Hoping for some crazy “O” from Kinsler.
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
I hate to see anybody get injured but knowing how
shitty you and every other Okie dumbass now feels about the rest of their football season makes me giggle.
Loudly.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
Whatever Josey you don't know me.
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
I know the Bradford injury was a big hit to your
identity and things you hold to be true.
And THAT (not the Bradford injury) is funny as hell.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
Really? A big hit to my identity?
You are a sad old man. I do not live and die by if the Sooners win or lose.
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
Your identity is shattered (sha-doobie)
and it’s funny as hell.
Your QB got hurt and you lost the game and a National Championship. Time to get back in the covered wagon and ride home.
See you next year.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
What the hell are you talking about?
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
You remind me of the deadly sin Sloth in the movie Seven
This is how I picture you a fat fucker face down in a bowl of spaghetti.
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
I say over.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
by SarasotaRanger on Sep 7, 2009 5:01 PM CDT up reply actions
its just regression my man, Bill James taught you that when you and Hank went to school together right?
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
Its the lineup card
Its not the fuckin stock market
by SaltyGoesYard on Sep 7, 2009 4:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Just flag and move on.
Ignore the comments. It’s hard, and I’m guilty of it, but it’s the best thing to do.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
by SarasotaRanger on Sep 7, 2009 4:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Ugh this fucking sucks
Just like that the rangers are going to pull us back in with a win.
lol this is some kind of fucking roller coaster. I guess I’m just not used to pennant races.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
LOL
Just sit back and enjoy the ride.
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
-1 million.
At least wait until the first pitch to start with the trashing.
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
You're the guy who comes on here and talking about us losing the game.
Yes they could lose. Yes they could win.
Don’t come on here with some vague “The Rangers could very much lose this game…” and expect to let it go by without getting ripped on.
This is a Rangers site and if you would have put up something to emphasize or back up your statement, then it could have been made into some kind of discussion.
Think… Then type.
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
I don't know who you are n00b
but you have no idea what you’re talking about. I was posting here when you were in grade school, hell when you were sucking milk out of your mom’s tits. I was the dude next to her in bed.
Orange implied that this game was a gimme, I was stating that it wasn’t. Get over yourself, you aren’t that cool…trust me.
AceJC holds up his metal iron
AND AGREEN BRINGS DOWN THE THUNDER.
POW. POW.
by SaltyGoesYard on Sep 7, 2009 4:56 PM CDT up reply actions
no one is cool on this blog
besides dshep
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
I disagree, I'm extremely cool
My thermostat is set on 60 degrees…
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
With comments like this,
I agree!
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
by SarasotaRanger on Sep 7, 2009 5:02 PM CDT up reply actions
-1
Dirkatron is Dirkacool.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by LSJ on Sep 7, 2009 5:11 PM CDT up reply actions
I enjoy the noob comment. That always is a great response.
I really don’t care if you started this damn thing. And then going to a mom joke. What are you, in the 80’s? Give me a break.
You’re the one who started this calling me an idiot. There’s nothing that shows ignorance and unintelligence more than going to insults about a person who you don’t even know.
AndI was stating that if you want to say we’re going to lose, bring a reason why so it can be brought up for discuss. This is a thread. Get over your self and go hide behind your computer some where else.
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
Rules of this blog
1) Learn how to read.
2) Post.
AndI was stating that if you want to say we’re going to lose
I never did this.
I thought it was to state something that was meaningful to read.
Each team has a shot at winning or losing. You stating the Rangers could win this game is a waste of my reading time.
Thank you for sharing your version of the rules though.
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
Well there will be one of two outcomes
1. Will be a win or
2. Will be a loss
So yes I guess you are right they could lose this game.
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
there are three outcomes in baseball
1) you can win
2) you can lose
3) it can rain
Curently it is 3.
Correct you are sir.
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
or 4) Bud Selig can make you tie.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by LSJ on Sep 7, 2009 5:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Fuck Bud Selig
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
Never gets old
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
And by this fucking sucks.
I mean thank god the red sox and angels lost.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
its way better
than being 20 something games out and not caring. I’m so pumped up that I didnt even realize till this morning that the Cowboys first game is next week. But who cares? For the first time, in well, since the 90s, is Rangers baseball relevant again and it feels great!
After Fuentes blows a save and an Angels loss to the Indians:
"Angels still in first place" - UCI Halo
"Hey you know who would have gotten those 3 outs in the 9th?
Darren O’Day." - FirebatM3
LOL
You ready to ride?

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
by SarasotaRanger on Sep 7, 2009 5:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Anyone know what channel the game is on?
My Tivo says it’s recording Rangers Live on FSN, but I’m very definitely seeing football?
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
Hmmm... It looks like the high school game may have ran late.
Maybe Dana Larson needed the day off. Or she’s running late.
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
Raining
Official word has yet to come from the fine folks here, but the Rangers-Indians game is certain to be delayed by rain. First pitch is 30 minutes away, and it has been raining from more than 20 minutes. The tarp is on the field, and more rain is in the area. Great.
— Jeff Wilson
I wondered why the roof was off in that high school game.
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
go team go!
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
Only if we don't win.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
by SarasotaRanger on Sep 7, 2009 5:01 PM CDT up reply actions
God, Lou Holtz's lisp is getting worse.
It’s like his tongue is 4 times bigger than his mouth can handle. Did he swallow a bunch of bees or what?
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
He's had Notre Dame's collective balls in his mouth,
all offseason… I’d imagine his mouth is probably fucked up from it.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
by SarasotaRanger on Sep 7, 2009 5:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh come on.
Nobody takes him seriously, calm down. He’s just the old man that they don’t want to tell him to go away because he’s so cute.
No shit, sherlock.
Clearly no one takes him seriously when they’re laughing at him on set.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
by SarasotaRanger on Sep 7, 2009 5:05 PM CDT up reply actions
It's like this every year with him
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
For lack of a better word off of the top of my head that's what I used.
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron
Rain Delay?!?
:(
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
I only caught the part that said the Senators scouted him extensively.
But after a few tryouts, he didn’t really do anything to stand-out and ultimately released him
by oc on Sep 7, 2009 5:07 PM CDT up reply actions
No wonder he hates America
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
Just looked it up
he tried out for the Yankees, but didn’t make it
That's why they call them business sox
Better rain delay time waster
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEp49c0IfxA&feature=related
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by LSJ on Sep 7, 2009 5:15 PM CDT up reply actions
that and
they dont usually put two games on at the same time when the home team is playing. Houston might get the 3:05 cbs game as well
After Fuentes blows a save and an Angels loss to the Indians:
"Angels still in first place" - UCI Halo
"Hey you know who would have gotten those 3 outs in the 9th?
Darren O’Day." - FirebatM3
LOL
Yes, this.
Frustrating as hell when you don’t care about the local game.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
by SarasotaRanger on Sep 7, 2009 5:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Well I'm off for my free chick fil a sandwhich. there better be baseball on when i get back
the preceding post was a great success.
I just got back from getting mine
You know for two people who don’t get along, we sure do have similar…
by oc on Sep 7, 2009 5:31 PM CDT up reply actions
chick filet was freaking packed!!!!
maybe I should move out of Arlington….anytime anything is free or there is a new opening it is impossible to get in.
by death of the cool on Sep 7, 2009 6:17 PM CDT up reply actions
I want around 5 to the one on Hulen in FW
In & Out.
"I can hit 100 whenever I want." ---Neftali Feliz
I was at this one too. Around 6 though.
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
Jeff Wilson with some notes
Holland to get extra rest
AJ to DH vs Laffey
Omar doesn’t like to bat RH
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year
We all could use more nips in our life
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
Odd that Omar doesn't like batting right-handed when he's hitting .485/.514/.515 from that side this year
versus .237/.297/.339 left-handed.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by LSJ on Sep 7, 2009 5:24 PM CDT up reply actions
FYI, Office marathon on TBS
nice time filler…
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
It's a marathon? Cool..
I turned on TBS to watch my daily Everybody Loves Raymond and saw The Office on…meh. Was afraid they did a switch and were airing The Office now in place.. looks like this is just a Labor Day thing.. awesome.
so im watching
the triple play spectacular. finally got to see mrs. saltalamacchia, not bad
go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com
the Mr Maccihia was diddling his high school teacher
in high school? if so my respect for Salty just shot up
Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee
by Baseball North on Sep 7, 2009 5:29 PM CDT up reply actions
She never taught a class he was in and they started dating after high school
That’s the official story.
you forgot to put the quotation marks
around official
go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com
Is there a picture of her online anywhere?
I’m curious, and last time I tried (I think it was last season) there was not one picture anywhere.
From Lone Star Ball
http://www.lonestarball.com/2009/5/17/878482/rookie-karaoke-from-tonights
From Inside Corner:
http://insidecorner.dmagazine.com/2009/05/18/rangers-turn-triple-play-charity-event-photos/
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
Anyone else notice
that while all the other rooks look ridiculous, Harrison looks “right” in his costume.
In other news I want to bone Kinslers wife.
Testicals. That is all.
I still can't believe Salty's wife is so much older than him
She’s a pretty lady
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on Sep 7, 2009 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions
I slept with a woman 20 years older than me
when I was 19. Age means nothing.
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
I don't think...
she’s that much older. I think she was only 23 or 24 when she was the teacher there.
"Blalock in the cleanup spot makes gives me agita." - Dustin
I read that she was 14 years older than him.
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.
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I don't think so.
At least, that’s not what Salty’s dad indicated when he was posting here.
"Blalock in the cleanup spot makes gives me agita." - Dustin
According to this page:
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
I forgot
how awesomely awful the rookie song was.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
it just happened?
i turned the channel for the office for a second
go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com
yup
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
Nice, but you made him look more like an apeman than Elvis.
Still cool though.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by LSJ on Sep 7, 2009 6:33 PM CDT up reply actions
weather website
didnt either
go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com
Cleveland weather map
http://www.weather.com/outlook/events/sports/map/interactive/38319:20
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
and a spell
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
Something to do with Adobe, I think.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by LSJ on Sep 7, 2009 5:43 PM CDT up reply actions
for me... adobe photoshop + adobe fireworks + any basic tutorial on fireworks gifs.
the preceding post was a great success.
My goodness...
that would be a great show. Easily 4 of my favorite bands ever.
Sure hope it happens.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
That's a big bag of no care for me, aside from if Hetfield gets into a time machine and brings the 87 version of him.
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
For shame.
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
great now metallica is going to sue youtube!
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
.

Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
Never have been a metal fan
…but I respected Metallica a lot until they put out that shit record and went mainstream. That one was the last decent thing they’ve done as far as I know.
by Black Francis on Sep 7, 2009 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions
St. Anger is quite possibly one of the worst albums in any genre, ever.
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
Yeah...
that wasn’t very good at all.
Have you heard their latest “Death Magnetic”. I love it. Sounds a lot like “Master” or “Lightning” to me.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
We got it at the station, but I have boycotted new Metallica.
I love Master/Justice/Lightning, and that’s all I really need.
I’m sure I’ll listen to it eventually.
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
Good Lord
Meant to say that …And Justice for All was the last decent thing they’ve done as far as I know. Next came the commercial record recorded by Bob Fucking Rock of all people. The Enter Sandman one.
by Black Francis on Sep 8, 2009 6:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Dammit
I do NOT want to watch football, rain delay or not.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
Why not?
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
by SarasotaRanger on Sep 7, 2009 5:53 PM CDT up reply actions
I hate football.
Can’t stand it.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
Wow, k.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
by SarasotaRanger on Sep 7, 2009 5:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Can't imagine they'll rain it out.
Not many days left to make it up – neither team would want to go doubleheader.
They’ll wait as long as they can to try and play.
I don't understand the unbridled contempt for football by many on this site.
It’s a nationally-popular and entertaining sport. I understand it may not be popular with some hardcore baseball fans, but damn there’s alot of “I fucking hate football; it fucking sucks; etc” by many. It’s not figure skating or curling, for Chrissakes.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
I didn't say football sucks
just that I don’t like it. I especially don’t like that during Rangers postgame shows in a season when the team is actually contending – we’re getting breathless Cowboys training camp updates where someone stubbed a pinky toe.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
I can see how the updates can be annoying.
I love both teams though and hope they both do well.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
by SarasotaRanger on Sep 7, 2009 6:09 PM CDT up reply actions
I think it's because the Cowboys overshadow the Rangers.
Even when they haven’t won a playoff game since the Rangers have. I personally love both.
This Is Primarily A Baseball Site
I think it’s because we’re all big Ranger fans here. I imagine if I popped up in the comments over at Blogging The Boys and started writing about the Rangers I would get a lot of flak for it.
For me, LSB is where I come to read about Rangers stuff when the rest of the Metroplex is so hot in the pants for the Cowboys that they can’t think straight. I love me some football, but I also love me some baseball.
I agree with lisa w that it irritates the hell out of me to have micro-coverage of everything Cowboys when the Rangers are still clawing for a playoff spot with their best record in years and a team that has a lot to be excited about going forward. I don’t give a shit that one or both of our starting CBs is dinged up. Take time away from Rangers coverage when they’re not dinged up. That would be newsworthy.
Agree, of course it's a baseball site, and accordingly baseball is and should be #1,
and most folks primarily talk baseball, which is cool with me. However, during a rain delay, post game thread, etc… should someone discuss football with other people on this site that they’re familiar discussing sports with, the backlash can be irritating from some people on here.
Rather than staying out of the convo and STFU, they chime in with their fuck football comments/football sucks comments. I just don’t get why people who hate football don’t leave those folks alone to have their own convo.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
by SarasotaRanger on Sep 7, 2009 6:22 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't go into the football fanposts
to talk about baseball – why should I just put up with the football talk in a baseball thread (on a baseball site)? One or two football posts is one thing – coming into a thread and seeing huge involved subthreads of football talk is annoying.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
But... why chime in and upset people?
Just leave them alone and let them be. People are going to talk about whatever, so let them.
I spend alot of time on this site…. much more than BTB. If I want to talk college football with somebody, I’m inclined to talk with someone on here I talk to… i.e., boomer1 about college football.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
by SarasotaRanger on Sep 7, 2009 6:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Because maybe if you upset them enough they'll knock it off?
However that logic doesn’t seem to have worked.
by Black Francis on Sep 7, 2009 6:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Seriously
do you not see where it might get on people’s nerves? Football (especially Cowboys football) is pushed so relentlessly in Dallas – can’t I have just one place where there’s no football? Why shouldn’t I expect that from a Rangers blog, in a Rangers game-thread? I mean – I have literally watched an entire sports report from a local newscast where they spent five minutes on training camp but didn’t even mention the Rangers (who were at that time in first place, and had just completed a sweep).
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
If somebody goes Josey Wales-style-trolling/annoying
about football and the Cowboys on here, then yes, that would deserve a swift kick in the ass in response. If it’s just 2 people having their own friendly convo, just move along. Agree to disagree here, I suppose.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
by SarasotaRanger on Sep 7, 2009 6:33 PM CDT up reply actions
By your accounts,
Football talk=Not okay
Food,tv shows,grocery shopping,zombies= Perfectly fine
Yeah..fuck that. Football can and will be discussed when need be. So STFU or try to get Adam to get rid of ALL OFF TOPIC talk.
by TooLegitToQuit on Sep 7, 2009 6:41 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I think it's the people that have been saying "well, it's football season now" when the Rangers lose that has driven the contempt of football discussion by some
I don’t particularly like football myself, but I don’t really give a shit if people discuss it here. I’ll just Z through those comments.
But the people that go “well it’s footballs season now”? Fuck them. It’s not football season until there ain’t no baseball left.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by LSJ on Sep 7, 2009 6:21 PM CDT up reply actions
I fucking hate football; it fucking sucks; etc
by Black Francis on Sep 7, 2009 6:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes, that's clear.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
by SarasotaRanger on Sep 7, 2009 6:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Replies here are good...
but I’m just tired of the Dallas media going all ga-ga over the Cowboys. Half of it’s because I’m jealous of their success when my team hasn’t had any, and the other half is because this season has been historic—as far as the Rangers go—and I want my team to have its due. Being forced to share parking with Jerryland is just icing on the cake. That annoyance spills over into any talk of football where I’m expecting baseball because it’s a reminder.
They haven't had any real success either.
by Black Francis on Sep 7, 2009 6:31 PM CDT up reply actions
I mean overall
though it’s telling that the last time the Cowboys went anywhere, the Rangers did, too..
BTW... looks like the system over Cleveland is just lingering, moving slowly.
60% chance of T-storms and rain throughout the night. Fuck life.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
well
we both have thursday off, any chance we’ll just play thursday?
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Ha, ha, habb you, habb you seen my baeball?
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
Fwanks and baeans!!!!

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
by SarasotaRanger on Sep 7, 2009 6:16 PM CDT up reply actions
What would happen if I posted a porn link?
Would I get in trouble? I’m not going to, just wondering.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
And curiosity
Plus, if one of the powers that be said “nothing,” then I just might.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
Depends
Is Tedford around?
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by LSJ on Sep 7, 2009 6:25 PM CDT up reply actions
From Bill Simmon's latest column
He and his buddies were having their fantasy football draft in Vegas.
12:54: In a brilliant move to rattle the other married guys, Stoner starts playing online porn on his laptop. High comedy. He just took out half the room. We have guys breaking down the first scene Mark Schlereth style and wondering whether the loud actress involved has a safe word. Camp decides it’s “apple sauce” and starts screaming “APPLE SAUCE! APPLE SAUCE!” This brings down the house. Porn jokes, beer, fantasy football, pizza … have we hit every cliché of a fantasy draft with married guys yet? Are we close?
1:04: Just had a three-minute group debate about whether there’s any way to write on ESPN.com about what just happened during my Chris Cooley pick. Here’s what we settle on: “Right as I made the pick, let’s just say it was met by immediate approval by the actress on Stoner’s laptop.” There you go.
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
haha, i read his first piece last night
hilarious stuff
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
I don't think this game is going to be played tonight.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
Fuck the rain.
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
by Kinslerhomer on Sep 7, 2009 6:20 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
x
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rULQNIEX_6k
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by LSJ on Sep 7, 2009 6:24 PM CDT up reply actions
45 more minutes
according to this before a decision is made.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
OT: Former Ranger Great Carlos Pena is done for the year
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=4453195&campaign=rss&source=ESPNHeadlines
2 Broken Fingers from a C.C. Sabathia pitch this afternoon
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
Sucks for the Rays
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by LSJ on Sep 7, 2009 6:27 PM CDT up reply actions
yeap
That’s probably equal to the Rangers losing Hamilton and Young. Or something.
by Black Francis on Sep 7, 2009 6:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Do Josey's balls come as part of the deal?
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
by SarasotaRanger on Sep 7, 2009 6:35 PM CDT up reply actions
No but his lips around Hanks ball sack do
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
Heh, yea... that's what I meant, but failed.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
by SarasotaRanger on Sep 7, 2009 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions
2009 Hank couldn't carry the herp little lone THAT thing
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
Just looked at the radar
Fucking ridiculous. There is a small cell sitting and growing right over the stadium, Its basically clear skies everywhere else. If it just move a few miles north theyd be good to go
Testicals. That is all.
a double header could cost feliz an outing on the season
and i love my feliz outings =( need that whip record.
the preceding post was a great success.
So I just realized I'm past the 30k comment mark here on LSB.
I spend way too much time here.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Not that I'm one to talk, but the disturbing part of that is...
That you only registered in 2008 =p
the preceding post was a great success.
Yeah, I know.
I think it’s a combination of being one of the most acvitve GDTers and the fact that I used to waaay overpost back when I first signed up.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by LSJ on Sep 7, 2009 6:43 PM CDT up reply actions
I have made 17580 on LSB
I have been here since Nov. 5, 2005 though.
Jon you are an AS poster! lol
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
Well, I don't know if my quality has always been up to my quantity, but thanks, lol.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by LSJ on Sep 7, 2009 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Every picture is different.
I start out with bad settings, then adjust radius, amount, and threshold one at a time.
System is moving northwards
It would appear that the rain should let up in the next half hour or so, barring further cells flaring up to the south.
Delkus is much more reliable
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
They're all full of shit. I can predict the weather
by oc on Sep 7, 2009 6:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Wheel chair Locke or healthy Locke?
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
Here is the July forecast
It’s going to be hot as hell. Back to you Gloria.
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
x
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1uaw3WIOlc
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by LSJ on Sep 7, 2009 6:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Is FSSW allergic to 16:9 HD?
Seems like everything except a live game is 4:3 with the banner bars on the sides.
I would much rather they put the SD stuff in 4:3 with bars then go the TBS/TNT route & stretch it out
"I can hit 100 whenever I want." ---Neftali Feliz
I agree
But what’s with showing a game in 16:9 HD, then cutting to a “half-time report” or whatever in 4:3 SD with bars, then going back to the same game, but this time in 4:3 SD?
Well that makes zero sense. So I definitely believe FSN did it.
"I can hit 100 whenever I want." ---Neftali Feliz
The Japanese
Continue to test the limits of how much insanity can be featured within a limited time period.
I like steak.
When this show is brought to the United States
Who should play the lead role?
I nominate Rev Halofan.
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
hahaha
They come up with the weirdest shit over there.
by Black Francis on Sep 7, 2009 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions
It's like what would happen if the Disney Channel got taken over by the porn industry.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by LSJ on Sep 7, 2009 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Hmmm,
wonder what that Disney ride would look like.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
by SarasotaRanger on Sep 7, 2009 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions
I am insane now
Kanye West likes fish sticks in his mouth.
by fake nolan ryan on Sep 7, 2009 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Also home to Integrity.
Well, Dwid lives in Belgium now but they’re originally from Cleveland. One of the best hardcore bands of all time.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdHJrg1W7Q0
Ric Renner is a giant douche.
No kidding.
"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron
Ogulnick called it on the Fan
He says ‘good news from Cleveland’. Rain has lightened up. They hope to have the tarp off in 15-30
by oc on Sep 7, 2009 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Booya.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by LSJ on Sep 7, 2009 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Word to your mothers.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
by SarasotaRanger on Sep 7, 2009 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Where do you play him?
"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron
Smoak can play first when he's ready
I don’t trust in CD much and Max has to prove he’s healthy and can hit above AA.
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
With Davis, Smoak and Max
there is not much playing time left there next season.
"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron
Makes no sense to play him at 1B.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
by SarasotaRanger on Sep 7, 2009 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't think
…they’re going to give him up.
by Black Francis on Sep 7, 2009 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Let's rosterbate for a second...
Are there any potential dark-horse trade candidates out there that the Rangers would target in the offseason?
I guess something like the Hamilton deal… that involves a little risk
by oc on Sep 7, 2009 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions
That's not a surprise. Those rumors have been around for months
by oc on Sep 7, 2009 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Would cost way to much
and I don’t want pitchers from the AAAA league.
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
Tim Lincecum
is fucking cool.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
Throw in
Kershaw as a lefty specialist.
"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron
Why was he shagging fly balls?
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
IDK
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
FWIW
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by LSJ on Sep 7, 2009 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions
That is what I am wondering.
His left shoulder is the future of the Dodgers pitching staff.
"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron
Idiot, boomer.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
Fuck off Josey
I hope you die a slow death in a fire.
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
Holland, Smoak and Saltalamacchia for Greinke
Yay or nay?
by oc on Sep 7, 2009 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Tempting....
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
by SarasotaRanger on Sep 7, 2009 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions
extremely
what’s his contract run to again?
go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com
I'm not trading Smoak.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by LSJ on Sep 7, 2009 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions
It won't even happen
Greinke is the only thing Moore has going for him
by oc on Sep 7, 2009 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, I'm just saying
With the current state of our offense,Smoak is the one position prospect I wouldn’t want to see moved for anything.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by LSJ on Sep 7, 2009 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Halladay is to old for that rotation
Josh Johnson from the Marlins would do just fine in his place.
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
I like Ricky Nolasco.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by LSJ on Sep 7, 2009 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions
There's a lot of money coming off the books after this season.
Possibly somewhere around $30 million.
Padilla ($12 million)
Blalock ($6 million)
Byrd ($3.06 million)
Catalanotto ($4 million)
Benoit ($3.5 million)
Vizquel ($1 million)
Guardado ($1 million)
Benson ($750 k)
Jennings ($800 k)
Jones ($500 k)
Rupe ($416,310)
It will be interesting to see what happens with Byrd and Omar. After the buyouts of Padilla’s and Cat’s contracts, and depending on the ownership situation, this offseason could be very interesting. A lot of options with that kind of salary relief, assuming of course payroll stays somewhere around what it is now, and it wouldn’t surprise me one bit if it went down.
I couldn’t even begin to speculate on what’s going to happen, but I can’t wait to find out.
Ric Renner is a giant douche.
payroll will be going down
Hicks had trouble making payroll this year. I am not expecting any significant FA signing this winter.
Elvis Andrus - 2009 AL Rookie of the Year
Mitch Moreland -Tom Grieve Rangers Minor League Player of the Year
Martin Perez - Nolan Ryan Rangers Minor League Pitcher of the Year
With that putrid offense?
No way they give him up.
Their GM
is dumb maybe they would swap him for CD and Boggs…
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
so would you simultaneously
trade Holland for Kung Fu Panda
and Smoak for Bucholz??
by blueballlefty on Sep 7, 2009 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Per Jeff Wilson
Game postponed
Tonight’s game has been postponed and will be made up as part of a doubleheader that will begin at 4:05 p.m. CDT.
— Jeff Wilson
Posted at 07:22 PM | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)
http://startelegramsports.typepad.com/foul_territory/2009/09/game-postponed.html
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
Tonight’s game has been postponed and will be made up as part of a doubleheader that will begin at 4:05 p.m. CDT.
"Stats are like a woman in a fine little bikini. You can see a lot, but you can't see everything." -Dirk A. Tron
shit....
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
Fuuuuuck.
Damn you Ogulnick, for giving us hope.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by LSJ on Sep 7, 2009 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions
sonuvabitch
I spent the whole freaking holiday looking forward to the game. Suuucks.
"You can probably stick a fork in the Rangers' playoff chances for 2009." - AJM on 7/26 with the team 4.5 games out
Feck.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
Hey, at least we gained 1/2 game. I'll take that the way we've been playing.
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
Good goddamn question.
I hate holidays.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by LSJ on Sep 7, 2009 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions
The sky is blue?
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
Da U or FSU?
Jacory Harris vs Christian Ponder.
by TooLegitToQuit on Sep 7, 2009 7:33 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Ponder, he is from Colleyville
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
Don't know.
I’m sure I pissed off the neighbor when Benjamin caught that first TD pass. FSU’s moved the ball well, though. I’m skurred.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
by SarasotaRanger on Sep 7, 2009 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Baffling, but excellent.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
by SarasotaRanger on Sep 7, 2009 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't know what to do now
I guess i’ll just sit and wait for tomorrow
Kanye West likes fish sticks in his mouth.
Go play pop-a-shot?
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
Michael Moore's Capitalism: A Love Affair
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeROnVUADj0&eurl&feature=pyv
looks awfully good
Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee
Will not see.
Cannot stand MM.
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
Why, because he could be right or have some truth?
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
Yeah, that must be it.
Never mind his twisted logic, us vs. them mentality he loves to chastise Republicans about, or his weak film making in general, or the fact that I pretty much know what he’s going to say before even sitting in my theater chair.
I’d rather not pay to see that.
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
All he wants to do...
is make noise to make money.
and that’s exactly what he is… Noise.
Elect Michael Moore! Because socialism is the way to go!
what a douche.
I didn't say he was right
Just playing the devils advocate that is all.
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
Hah my bad.
My issue with him isn’t that he’s 100% wrong or that he might have valid points about topics.
It’s that he’s just as stubborn as the conservative blowhards are about opposing views and refuses to acknowledge them at all. That, and he takes half truths and stretches them to fit his agenda.
I’m all for conspiracy theorists, but MM does nothing for me.
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
Sicko had some good points.
Bowling for Columbine wasn’t really even a “liberal” movie, though. There was no conclusion. Just raised a lot of questions which were pretty valid. The right wing went nuts on it but in the end gun control wasn’t the answer. He pointed at Canada, where they have as many guns as we do and don’t have anywhere near the homicide rate. He didn’t think too much of Heston leading an NRA meeting in Denver so quickly after the shooting, but is that a liberal stance? And he questioned why places like Target were selling handgun ammunition and I think he got them to stop. That’s not something I have a problem with as a gun owner.
Anyway I thought that one was a really good movie.
by Black Francis on Sep 7, 2009 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Again, he may bring up good points, but needing to splice together two separate speeches by Heston
that give the appearance that he rushed to Denver to make a pro gun speech days after Columbine is lazy and misleading film making, much less documentary style film making.
Case in point:

Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
Yeah.
Michael Moore is just a Coulter type. Josey Wales:LoneStarBall::Michael Moore:US Politics.
"Blalock in the cleanup spot makes gives me agita." - Dustin
wow
LoneStarBall = Extreme Right Wing???
had no idea
Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee
by Baseball North on Sep 7, 2009 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions
That's not how...
that analogy is constructed. As a matter of fact, I don’t know how you could get that from that analogy.
"Blalock in the cleanup spot makes gives me agita." - Dustin
not just based on your quote
this whole line of replies
Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee
by Baseball North on Sep 7, 2009 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions
The left right split here...
is about what you’d expect. Not dominated by those on the right, not dominated by those on the left. You can go back and read some of the politics threads if you’re interested.
"Blalock in the cleanup spot makes gives me agita." - Dustin
Overall, I know Texas if a Red State
but, do you know an estimate %?
Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee
by Baseball North on Sep 7, 2009 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Percentage of commenters here that are left wingers?
I’d probably call it 50 – 60%. About what you’d expect considering it’s mostly younger people.
"Blalock in the cleanup spot makes gives me agita." - Dustin
Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others.
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
lol
So you don’t think there’s something fishy about
1) The gun lobby’s massive influence?
2) The Bush fuck up post 9/11 and the ensuing coverup of WMD based facts?
3) The massive influence of Doctors, Pharmacutical and Insurance companies, etc on the Health Care Reforms?
4) The trillions of dollars given for bailout, yet very vague accountability
Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee
by Baseball North on Sep 7, 2009 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions
can open, worms everywhere?
those are just the themes of Michael Moore’s movies
Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee
by Baseball North on Sep 7, 2009 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Michael Moore adds nothing to the public discourse.
He’s the ultimate “preach to the converted” propagandist. Sensationalism and distortion sells movies, but it doesn’t advance the discussion.
"Blalock in the cleanup spot makes gives me agita." - Dustin
by benmor78 on Sep 7, 2009 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
this is based strictly on your
dislike/discrediting of MM
Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee
by Baseball North on Sep 7, 2009 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Michael Moore...
is ridiculous. You might as well be talking about Glenn Beck or Sean Hannity or someone like that. It’s twaddle.
"Blalock in the cleanup spot makes gives me agita." - Dustin
would you say
MM is a more extreme lefty than Ann Coulter (sp?) being an extreme righty? who’s more out there?
Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee
by Baseball North on Sep 7, 2009 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions
It doesn't matter.
They’re both ridiculous, so why pay attention to either?
"Blalock in the cleanup spot makes gives me agita." - Dustin
lol
you may have a point in that respect
Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee
by Baseball North on Sep 7, 2009 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes, there is something fishy about it.
But instead of blaming one of the 2 major political parties, and believing that the other side will magically save us from corporate greed and “The Man”, I just blame both, and use it to fuel my libertarian views that the Government fucks up anything it gets its hands on.
I choose to get my news and opinions from neither Fox News, CNN, nor MM or Ann Coulter. It’s all just poor entertainment at this point.
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
Vote for divided government.
It’s the only realistic libertarian alternative at this point. Hope to limit the damage through gridlock.
"Blalock in the cleanup spot makes gives me agita." - Dustin
I'll remember LSB next time I'm in the voting booth.
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
I wish it were a meme that would catch on...
if small government conservatives and libertarians would make a bigger deal of strategically shifting votes to thwart government growth.
"Blalock in the cleanup spot makes gives me agita." - Dustin
I wholeheartedly agree.
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
That just reminds me...
of how good The Simpsons used to be.
"Blalock in the cleanup spot makes gives me agita." - Dustin
I shed a single tear every time I turn on CW and see a newer episode.
Occasional chuckle here and there, but nothing worth keeping this show running as long as it has.
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
I've migrated to King of the Hill
for my animated entertainment. If I could find old Beavis and Butthead episodes, I’d probably watch that, too.
"Blalock in the cleanup spot makes gives me agita." - Dustin
King of the Hill, while never quite as laugh out loud funny as some Simpsons moments
was by far the most consistent show Fox had.
Futurama was also great in its prime.
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
King of the Hill...
has had some strangely uncomfortable stretches… like when LuAnn started dating the pig farmer, or when Peggy parachuted and got crippled.
"Blalock in the cleanup spot makes gives me agita." - Dustin
Yep
That show could get pretty offbeat and surprise you every now and then. I’ll watch it occasionally but more often than not find it a little on the boring side. I’m still in a state of shock about how a pretty good concept like “idocracy” was butchered so badly.
by Black Francis on Sep 7, 2009 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions
it's still my favorite show ever
but yes i tried to watch 10 minutes of a newer episode today and just couldnt really get behind it
like nowadays they have ralph just pop out of nowhere to say stupid shit rather than keep it in the context of the show. he’s just given lines b/c they know he’s a popular.
plus maybe it’s me but i dont like the newer animation, it’s almost to crisp and bright
i could go on and on but i’ll stop here
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by studcrackers on Sep 7, 2009 11:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Agreed. The newer animation is a drawback to the Simpsons.
South Park works a lot better though.
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
I don't think he ever said Heston rushed to make a pro-gun speech.
It’s been a while since I’ve seen the film but I believe it was a very large even obviously planned well in advance and Moore’s complaint was that it wasn’t postponed. The whole nation was horrified by what happened there. I don’t know if it’s feasible to ask the NRA to postpone such an event but it’s a fair question to ask.
Anyway, I never cared for much for the rest of his work. TV Nation or whatever it was could be pretty good at times. I did like Bowling for Columbine. It explored a lot of topics but in the end didn’t really point a finger at any particular group. Didn’t like Fahrenheit 9/11 very much at all and while I thought Sicko brought up some good points it had a ton of bias in there. If anyone on the left has any self respect they’d admit that. But, again, it brought up some salient points.
Is he as bad as Ann Coulter? I honestly don’t know. Could be. It’s not like I follow Micheal Moore in lockstep like I do you guys with our singular baseball opinions.
by Black Francis on Sep 7, 2009 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions
The reason I lump him with AC
is because more often than not, I get this vibe that his stances are more to illicit a reaction from the extremely emotional opponents, which he then uses to illustrate his point about all conservatives being crazies. Coulter does the exact same thing to paint all liberals as bleeding heart pussies or “loony leftists”.
And I got this about the NRA event from here.
At Denver, the NRA cancelled all events (normally several days of committee meetings, sporting events, dinners, and rallies) save the annual members’ voting meeting — that could not be cancelled because the state law governing nonprofits required that it be held. [No way to change location, since under NY law you have to give 10 days’ advance notice of that to the members, there were upwards of 4,000,000 members — and Columbine happened 11 days before the scheduled meeting.]
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
since we're talking here
about people who we dislike and their documentaries, who here has seen religulous?
i watched it today and though bill maher is a smarmy asshole a lot (talking more about his show and standup, he was a little scaled back in the movie) i really enjoyed this movie and agreed on a lot of maher’s points throughout the movie
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by studcrackers on Sep 7, 2009 11:38 PM CDT up reply actions
I hate Bill Maher...
like a sickness and could never take any pleasure in something he’s association with.
"Blalock in the cleanup spot makes gives me agita." - Dustin
See, I actually enjoy Bill Maher.
I disagree with him on most issues aside from religious/most social issues, but he’s clever, at least compared to Michael Moore or others.
I enjoyed Religulous.
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
I think what irritates me most...
is how he would call himself a libertarian. It reminded me of how every “trendy” girl in high school was bisexual.
"Blalock in the cleanup spot makes gives me agita." - Dustin
He's only libertarian in that he wants weed legal.
He’s a Nader follower through and through.
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
Yeah...
a view shared by such disparate entities as William F. Buckley and every hemp t-shirt wearing college student in America. Fuggin’ Bill Maher.
"Blalock in the cleanup spot makes gives me agita." - Dustin
Too much of that damn hippy lettuce.
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
im kinda the same way
i watch real time and it entertains me (though im not gonna lie, im completely uninformed) but cant stand his attitude
but i did agree with most of what he said in regards to religion
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by studcrackers on Sep 7, 2009 11:44 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't doubt that he's a pretty big douchebag in person.
But good lord, he can be witty as hell sometimes.
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
it seems like this board in general
has a really low view of religion, either that or the people who don’t have a religion are just really anxious to tell everyone that
by blueballlefty on Sep 7, 2009 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions
is that right?
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by studcrackers on Sep 7, 2009 11:52 PM CDT up reply actions
I am reflexively defensive...
to attacks on religion. Whenever I see something like Religulous or Dawkins or Flying Spaghetti Monster, I’m like, “jeez, give it a fucking break. We get it, you’re too smart to believe in a benevolent creator.”
"Blalock in the cleanup spot makes gives me agita." - Dustin
I try to make
a real effort to not get defensive about my religion, and I honestly think that is the first thing I have ever said on here about it. But it does seem like the people that bring it up the most are the ones telling us that it is dumb or they take no part in it, and when you comment like mine above you get responses like the one to me above.
by blueballlefty on Sep 7, 2009 11:56 PM CDT up reply actions
im tryin to talk about a damn movie
ur the one who pointed out that people on here like to mock religion
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by studcrackers on Sep 8, 2009 12:00 AM CDT up reply actions
Im sorry if
I offended you, I wasn’t intending to start a fight, you just agreed with Max on a point and I made an observation of your agreement, and the stance
by blueballlefty on Sep 8, 2009 12:03 AM CDT up reply actions
im not offended
just dont like ur little pot shot in the comment above mine
perhaps it was my fault for the smartass comment i said in the comment above yours but i wasnt trying to entice a relgious debate
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by studcrackers on Sep 8, 2009 12:07 AM CDT up reply actions
I won't argue with people on their personal faith. It's just that: personal.
But I consider ‘faith’ different from organized religion, which I personally cannot stand, and think Religulous took more of an issue with.
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
I tend to think religion and religous people are whacked
But that doesn’t mean I don’t beleive in god or don’t want to.
I actually don’t know what I believe about god, really, I’m just pretty sure religion and religous groups don’t have the answers.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
I don't think that's true
There are a couple of people who are like that. The board doesn’t seem very evangelical on the whole but that doesn’t mean they’ have a poor opinion of religion. They may just think of it as a private thing.
But that’s how I feel about it and I could be projecting.
by Black Francis on Sep 8, 2009 12:01 AM CDT up reply actions
This should put everyone in a better mood:
Dr. Dog – The Rabbit, The Bat, and The Reindeer
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
They're rising to the top of my all time favs.
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
Wow
How have I not discovered Top Gear before tonight?
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
Top gear is greatness
you should see the episode where they try to destroy an old toyota truck.
It would not die!
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
Yeah I think they tried that twice
It’s a pretty good show. I liked the one where they took the old cars and put them though a reliablity test or whatever you call it. I remember there was a Jag, a BMW, and a several other pieces of shit and I don’t think any of them made it through the test if I recall.
by Black Francis on Sep 7, 2009 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions
I like that we gained a half-game toward both the Halos and Sawx w/o even having to play
Perhaps another 1 1/2 tomorrow? Hopefully? Maybe? Pray to God?!
She say she are the manager.
truth
the left, right, top AND a sidebar ad?
on blogging the boys there are even 2 sidebar ads, making for a total of 5 on one screen for the same show!
the preceding post was a great success.
AdBlock Plus on FF is awesome...
I see no ads ever on LSB
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Or
Use Opera, and dowload and insert this.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
this FSU-Mia game might be the game of the year so far.
by TooLegitToQuit on Sep 7, 2009 9:50 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Totally agree...
hell of a ballgame. Oh and since you guys will appreciate this…just got word that TxStCA will be in Baton Rouge, LA on Oct. 10 for Florida vs. LSU at Death Valley in the dark. I’m happy.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Things could be worse...
With the Pirates loss tonight they will have had 17 losing seasons in a row. WOW
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
Funny story. We got this Austin band at the station. Name's White Denim.
Their singer/guitarist is James Petralli, son of Geno.
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
Wow
Guess the catching gene didn’t take in him.
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
Indeed.
Band has some really good material though. They were a treat to watch at South By Southwest.
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
Awsome...
“Hey, look, it’s little Jimmy Petralli!”
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
OT: late night rain delay question
how about Delgado as a project DH for next year?
this will allow us to Longoria Smoak, and add a veteran productive bat in the lineup what do yall think
I'd rather have Jim Thome if we where gonna do that
It is an interesting point though. There could be some high OBP masher types who could be had for cheap this winter, a la Bradley.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
No more talk of "Longoria-ing"
anyone. I hate that term, I hate the idea, next person that says it gets a ban. I hate it more than the phrase “‘X’ looks lost at the plate,” and that’s saying a lot, because I hate that phrase.
"Blalock in the cleanup spot makes gives me agita." - Dustin
Just kidding...
about banning, of course, I’m concentrating all of my ban powers on various iterations of Texas Dawg.
"Blalock in the cleanup spot makes gives me agita." - Dustin
Did he finally stop at #4?
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
There was a 5.
But currently there is a “probation” period of 1 day for new users. So I just go and look and new users and then ban them if they are Texas Dawg.
"Blalock in the cleanup spot makes gives me agita." - Dustin
Heh.
Do you go by IP just in case he tries a new username?
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
I don't want to spell out what I do...
because I don’t want to give him opportunity to try to circumvent it.
"Blalock in the cleanup spot makes gives me agita." - Dustin
Gotcha. NVM then.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
The psychology of it...
is somewhat interesting, however. I mean, he had over 3000 comments here. But it was only relatively recently that he stepped over the line into gross provocation. Why would he do that? Usually, after 3000 comments, a person feels invested enough in the community that they aren’t going to try to get banned.
He was mimicking Josey’s speech patterns and positions, maybe he thought since Josey doesn’t get banned he wouldn’t either.
"Blalock in the cleanup spot makes gives me agita." - Dustin
wow I didn't realize he had been here that long.
I only recently noticed him, when he constantly bitched about CD at the beginning of the year and would start crying everytime someone said anything negative about ronwash, and especially lately when he did seem to intentionally provoke a lot of people
by blueballlefty on Sep 7, 2009 11:37 PM CDT up reply actions
He was always an asshole, it just didn't start sticking out until he'd been here awhile
His claims of having Miles-like sources inside the Hicks administration where always wierd, and the hate Davis was there from the very start. His thing against CD just didn’t stick out as irrational until later because of how aggrivated everybody was with CD in the first half. He’d flip out whenever anyone criticized Ron Washington, but early on he only went after me because I’m one of the biggest Ron-bashers on here, and I’m also kind of a sucker for arguing with impossible people.
After I figured out how to put the trollblocker in Opera and put an end to my own personal frustration he started going after other people, and finally ruined his reputation with the rest of the community one night in one big postgame meltdown not long afterward. From there it was all downhill.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
I'm not saying Josey should be banned
But they are pretty similar and actually Josey’s personal attacks are frankly “worse”. Why did the dog get banned but not the outlaw?
by Black Francis on Sep 8, 2009 12:03 AM CDT up reply actions
Josey's not so bad.
I think he’s kind of funny.
"Blalock in the cleanup spot makes gives me agita." - Dustin
ok, I don't necessarily like the idea
as it pertains to service time, I just like the idea of a young player that doesn’t necessarily mash in spring training but looks like he belongs on the ML roster getting a chance to start off in AAA and get comfortable in real games at the plate and then call him up, I think this is different for Elvis because the benefit of adding him was his defense Smoak will obviously have to hit to stay in the lineup
by blueballlefty on Sep 7, 2009 11:23 PM CDT up reply actions
run on sentence anyone. seriously that sentence went on forever, I mean just read how long I was able to write without putting a period, question mark or exclamation point
by blueballlefty on Sep 7, 2009 11:25 PM CDT up reply actions
I thought maybe you had too much Red Bull or something
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
I'd rather have Board Games back
After Fuentes blows a save and an Angels loss to the Indians:
"Angels still in first place" - UCI Halo
"Hey you know who would have gotten those 3 outs in the 9th?
Darren O’Day." - FirebatM3
LOL
I just dont
understand the fascination by some on here with getting Milton back. HE ADMITTED DOGGING IT ON THE FIELD FOR YOUR TEAM. I know some people think he Ron can handle him, but obviously he couldn’t if he didn’t play hard. NO THANK YOU on board games
by blueballlefty on Sep 8, 2009 1:00 AM CDT up reply actions
Board Game dogging it > Hank going all out on his latest SO/GO.
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
Yep.
I sure wish could have somebody dog it to the tune of a .423 wOBA and a 4.5 WAR again.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by LSJ on Sep 8, 2009 1:13 AM CDT up reply actions
I kind of disagree
I think (hope) Hanks second half this year is really an aberration. I think if you look at his whole body of work you have to figure he won’t be this bad the rest of his career. I also think bored games brings the room down more than Padzilla
by blueballlefty on Sep 8, 2009 1:20 AM CDT up reply actions
Board Game never put his teammates in the predicaments Padilla did.
And even in a down year, Board Game would still lead our team in OBP.
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
a different type
of a bad guy or bad team mate is still a bad guy and a bad team mate
by blueballlefty on Sep 8, 2009 1:30 AM CDT up reply actions
The fascination is he has a .389 OBP and a 15.3 BB% despite the fact that he's in a down year
He transformed our lineup when he was in it last year. I do think there’s better options out there that could do the same thing for us (like Bobby Abreu has with the Angels) but I certainly wouldn’t object to seeing Bradley return if we could afford him.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by LSJ on Sep 8, 2009 1:08 AM CDT up reply actions
I just don't think it
would be worth the risk of “poisoning” all the young kids that will be here next year. not to mention I also think there are better options, I think Nick Johnson would be a similar option with a much better disposition. I would rather have
-Branyan
-Johnson
-Delgado
-P. Polanco
-Figgins
-Ankiel
-Abreu
-Dye
-Matsui
-Thome
These are a few with a variety of different talents, that are free agents after this year, and that I would MUCH rather see here than bored game and most can probably be had for less than him
by blueballlefty on Sep 8, 2009 1:29 AM CDT up reply actions
ok
first off last year, he wasnt even fully healthy. He came back from ACL surgery in September and was read y to play by April and still put up those numbers. Plus, for everyone’s bitching about RW – which is justified at sometimes- his strength is as a player’s manager. He was the one guy who Milton has actually listened to throughout his career and if the Cubs eat up most of that salary, like they have been rumored willing to do, I see no idea at why you don’t go ahead and replace Hank F., Jones and whoever else is playing the majority of time at DH with him.
After Fuentes blows a save and an Angels loss to the Indians:
"Angels still in first place" - UCI Halo
"Hey you know who would have gotten those 3 outs in the 9th?
Darren O’Day." - FirebatM3
LOL
Anybody know exactly what channels tomorrow?
DMN Rangers Blog says 1st game is FSSW, 2nd game is My27. TexasRangers.com says the reverse (1st My27, 2nd FSSW). The team site is probably more authoritative, but I would think the reports would have heard it from the producers at the stadium. Either way, I set a 8.5 hour recording starting at 4PM on both 27-1 and FSSW on my TiVo, just to make sure.
Ah...
As I was reading I was thinking “Why does it matter? Just flip back and forth until you find it.” Man, I really need DVR.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
In case you missed it
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