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"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 8, 2009 4:59 PM CDT reply actions
Pudge question
How much does he make this year? He’s a type B, do we offer arb.?
1.5 mil.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by LSJ on Sep 8, 2009 5:04 PM CDT up reply actions
The pour it on thread!!
2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
word
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
by SarasotaRanger on Sep 8, 2009 5:01 PM CDT up reply actions
I like the gray unis
much more than the blues.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
Vaporized
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 8, 2009 5:01 PM CDT reply actions
Bless Choo for making that out... Hoss ain't playing today!
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
Josh on Tommy:
“Big, happy puppy”. K.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
P90x
Since that thread closed incredibly early…adam….i just wanted to say that ive done it and it works great if youre thinking about doing it, but you do have to stick with it and it isnt easy
Fuck Mike Estabrook
"Lovable lummox"
Do you think Tommy likes that description
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 8, 2009 5:02 PM CDT reply actions
if he doesn't, he'll just judo kick josh in the face
Nobody is perfect, i am nobody, therefore, i am perfect
x
Main Entry: lum·mox
Pronunciation: \ˈlə-məks, -miks\
Function: noun
Etymology: origin unknown
Date: circa 1825
: a clumsy person
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
Josh and Tag are joking around like its a term of endearment
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 8, 2009 5:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Hey, fuck,
hit the ball in play.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
That's the only problem with guys who don't have a strikeout pitch.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
I like his yakker.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
by SarasotaRanger on Sep 8, 2009 5:07 PM CDT up reply actions
It is a really good pitch.
He just needs something to go with it.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by LSJ on Sep 8, 2009 5:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Aw, FUCK, Kinsler.
Need to make that play.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
gaw i hate when they play that deep
it really does end up giving up more hits than not
"The House That Ruth Built, 85 years old, goes out as The House That Hamilton Knocked Down"
x
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Kins fucked up my prediction
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 8, 2009 5:07 PM CDT reply actions
as long as we win i dont give a fuck
and on that note, nice job of getting out of the inning Tommy
Fuck Mike Estabrook
I blame Kins
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 8, 2009 5:09 PM CDT up reply actions
I wish they were still in Port Charlotte.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
in the last speaking of Dave Barnett
I miss Victor Rojas, but I’d take Mitch Williams!
"Thats all we got? One goddamned hit?" - Harry Doyle
"You cant say god damn on the radio."- Colorman Monte
"Ehhh, who cares...nobody's listening!"- Harry Doyle
by awillis111 on Sep 8, 2009 5:08 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
I much prefer fast guns.
Anything that makes Neftali seem more awesome is fine by me.
The only thing that would make Feliz look more awesome
would be a mirror. Then there would be two of him.
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
i never really looked into the trade
but did cleveland get anyone else worthwhile aside from porta?
go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com
And just getting home.
How’s lil Tommy doing?
Any chance we’re scoring any runs today? What’s the over/under on the whole day?
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
all looks good
no reason to duck sports for the day
Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'
Hunter looks really good
We’ve made some baserunning blunders (Byrd and Kinsler both picked off early) but we’ve still scored 4 runs and ended our 16 inning scoreless streak.
4-1 Rangers in the top of the 5th right now.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by LSJ on Sep 8, 2009 5:12 PM CDT up reply actions
go team go!
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
Look at the Happy Couple
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 8, 2009 5:11 PM CDT reply actions
well look half the attendance are Ranger fans.
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
Is my signature too long?
Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'
She doesn't think so.
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
content overrides length
you’re fine.
Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100. - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
by Cecilio's Guante on Sep 8, 2009 5:12 PM CDT up reply actions
I like the way Borbon's mom thinks.
She needs to ask him to strike out Arod again to end game three of an ALDS sweep.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 8, 2009 5:15 PM CDT up reply actions
So, Feliz's Mom and Borbob's Mom want the A-Rod K?
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 8, 2009 5:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Borbon
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 8, 2009 5:16 PM CDT up reply actions
You think?
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 8, 2009 5:14 PM CDT up reply actions
There you go!
Make him throw strikes!
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 8, 2009 5:13 PM CDT reply actions
Well done Julio.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Just got in from class...
So my boy Borbon with another dinger, eh? Love that kid.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
JD is that you?
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
I take that as a tremendous insult.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 8, 2009 5:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Heheh Just wondering since Borbon and Davis are only liked and playing because of being JD's boys
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
More importantly, a walk and a SB
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by LSJ on Sep 8, 2009 5:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Drag bunt here?
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
I was thinking bunt for hit. Elvis has the wheels...
Make the rookie pitcher make a play.
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
Steal now, please. K, thx.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
even with Julio's recent struggles
im actually encouraged with his at bats… he was getting lucky early on, now its evening out, but he’s looking better at the plate IMHO
Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'
Wow...
Amusingly bad attempt there.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
It really was.
The potential for throwing that ball into center and scoring him from second was tremendous, too.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 8, 2009 5:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Yea,
I was waiting for the other shoe to drop there.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
by SarasotaRanger on Sep 8, 2009 5:16 PM CDT up reply actions
sweet
Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'
Borbon's looking more like a leadoff hitter today.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
ELVIS!
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
I love the King!!!
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
He turned on that shit.
Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100. - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
by Cecilio's Guante on Sep 8, 2009 5:16 PM CDT reply actions
ELVIS!!!!
After Fuentes blows a save and an Angels loss to the Indians:
"Angels still in first place" - UCI Halo
"Hey you know who would have gotten those 3 outs in the 9th?
Darren O’Day." - FirebatM3
LOL
really good hitting by Elvis
wow, that was just a great adjustment
Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'
Get ready to dodge the lightning bolt.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 8, 2009 5:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Despite what Harris said in Major League...
JC could not hit a curve ball, nor the broad side of a barn.
But at least he could incite the largest wave of ignorance and utter detriment to human progress in history.
by JBP on Sep 8, 2009 5:24 PM CDT up reply actions
gotta love having the two of them at the top of the order
for many years to come
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
That was a whallop.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Gesundheit!
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 8, 2009 5:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Great minds...
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 8, 2009 5:19 PM CDT up reply actions
I didn't know the origin of that expression until I moved to Germany.
When someone else used the expression I said “Y’all say that here too?” to which they replied “Yes…It’s German.”
I felt stupid.
by JBP on Sep 8, 2009 5:21 PM CDT up reply actions
LOL
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 8, 2009 5:22 PM CDT up reply actions
ah
nice catch though
After Fuentes blows a save and an Angels loss to the Indians:
"Angels still in first place" - UCI Halo
"Hey you know who would have gotten those 3 outs in the 9th?
Darren O’Day." - FirebatM3
LOL
damn, Ian is locked in
Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'
Fucking Choo.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Shit,
what a great hit by Kinsler. Loved to see that ball fly off the bat towards right. Eff you, Choo. Don’t you know you guys are out of it?
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
BAIAP?
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
by SarasotaRanger on Sep 8, 2009 5:19 PM CDT up reply actions
They're walking Byrd to pitch to Cruz?
Make ’em pay, Nellie.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Alright Nelly.
Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100. - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
by Cecilio's Guante on Sep 8, 2009 5:19 PM CDT reply actions
make him pay nellie
you know what this guy has
go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com
marlon is getting an intentional walk!
hahahahahaha
After Fuentes blows a save and an Angels loss to the Indians:
"Angels still in first place" - UCI Halo
"Hey you know who would have gotten those 3 outs in the 9th?
Darren O’Day." - FirebatM3
LOL
Make 'em pay, Cruz!
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 8, 2009 5:19 PM CDT reply actions
This is it!!!!
It’s Washs’ plan. Reverse physcology by Wash. This way they walk Byrd thinking he’s the better hitter at cleanup and Cruz bangs them in. GENIUS!!!
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
by AceJC on Sep 8, 2009 5:19 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
come on Nellie don't swing at that down and away shit again!
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
If Cruz doesn't reach here, Wash will never bat him in front of byrd again
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
you think Nelly is pissed right now, you could audibly hear him yell fuck last at bat
Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'
wow
After Fuentes blows a save and an Angels loss to the Indians:
"Angels still in first place" - UCI Halo
"Hey you know who would have gotten those 3 outs in the 9th?
Darren O’Day." - FirebatM3
LOL
That's OK
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 8, 2009 5:21 PM CDT reply actions
Nice job Nellie.
And Josh… check swing?
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
I am so happy to see Murphy up there now.
Time to cash the check David. DO IT!!
Nice walk Cruz. Scared you were going to F up a 3-0 count.
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
Who has a bigger face
Murph or Pronk?
Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100. - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
by Cecilio's Guante on Sep 8, 2009 5:22 PM CDT reply actions
Mench
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
This
Look at the sieeeze of that heeeeed.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
by SarasotaRanger on Sep 8, 2009 5:23 PM CDT up reply actions
It's like and orange on a toothpick
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 8, 2009 5:24 PM CDT up reply actions
that looked off the plate
that’s a big pitch
go here to view my blog: http://dirtfromd.blogspot.com
The bases are juiced
make him throw strikes
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 8, 2009 5:23 PM CDT reply actions
Damn, Murph.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
yay!!
be happy!
Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'
i think when someone fails
you cant stand them… its ok
Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'
i hate the way he swings
call him arm swinger
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Damn it. Our first bases loaded attempt in 80 games
and he screwed us. At least he made contact.
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
Really? 80 games?!
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 8, 2009 5:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Sarcasm. Seems like 80 though doesn't it? You could have believed it.
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
That's what happens when your team doesn't walk enough
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 8, 2009 5:29 PM CDT up reply actions
If we trade Cruz and keep Murphy this offseason, I'm really going to be pissed off.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
thank god Rohn has no say in who we trade or keep
Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'
even after those walks
their pitcher is only at 59 pitches
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
weally? Id say leave him out there for our Offenses sake
Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'
well he had 30 in that one inning so that's possible...
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
yea, so is Gameday
Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'
Gameday says 91, too
54 strikes
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 8, 2009 5:28 PM CDT up reply actions
he's at 91
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
by rangerfaninva on Sep 8, 2009 5:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Before that inning he was.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 8, 2009 5:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Just now noticing the New Commercials...
1,000,000 times better than those ones without those shit kids making money off a shitty Baseball commercial.
by TooLegitToQuit on Sep 8, 2009 5:27 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Uh oh.
Those last two have really been drilled. Come on Tommy.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Hmmmmmm
This doesn’t look good.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
big boy out there
Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'
yes!
After Fuentes blows a save and an Angels loss to the Indians:
"Angels still in first place" - UCI Halo
"Hey you know who would have gotten those 3 outs in the 9th?
Darren O’Day." - FirebatM3
LOL
cmon pitchers best friend
double play
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Hard to get the DB without a runner on 1st.
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 8, 2009 5:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Hunter's getting pounded all of a sudden.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Get someone up.
Can’t mess around these days.
Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100. - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
by Cecilio's Guante on Sep 8, 2009 5:30 PM CDT reply actions
He's got less than 60 pitches
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 8, 2009 5:30 PM CDT up reply actions
I am a confessed knee-jerker.
Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100. - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
by Cecilio's Guante on Sep 8, 2009 5:31 PM CDT up reply actions
ffffffff
After Fuentes blows a save and an Angels loss to the Indians:
"Angels still in first place" - UCI Halo
"Hey you know who would have gotten those 3 outs in the 9th?
Darren O’Day." - FirebatM3
LOL
5-3 now.
We’re going to need more runs.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Nice play, CD!
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 8, 2009 5:31 PM CDT reply actions
Saved an error
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 8, 2009 5:31 PM CDT up reply actions
DAVIS!
That’s why he’s better than Zombie Blalock.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Why does Choo wear that silly helmet when he only bats left handed?
Damn fool.
by TooLegitToQuit on Sep 8, 2009 5:31 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
He apparenlty likes Koren girl bands too
I think he might be retarded.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by LSJ on Sep 8, 2009 5:33 PM CDT up reply actions
*Korean
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by LSJ on Sep 8, 2009 5:33 PM CDT up reply actions
That ended good.
Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100. - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
by Cecilio's Guante on Sep 8, 2009 5:32 PM CDT reply actions
nice work hunter
After Fuentes blows a save and an Angels loss to the Indians:
"Angels still in first place" - UCI Halo
"Hey you know who would have gotten those 3 outs in the 9th?
Darren O’Day." - FirebatM3
LOL
Thanks Peralta.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
like hunter to get through
1 more inning. then we can get Feliz for the 7th and 8th
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
eh, too bad we probably wont be able to save Feliz for next game
im very miserly about the use of Feliz… i hate wasting him on a game we should blow out the other team
Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'
when you can lock up a win, you lock it up
plus Feliz allows us to pretty much have our entire bullpen ready in game two.
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Yup.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by LSJ on Sep 8, 2009 5:35 PM CDT up reply actions
This.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
by SarasotaRanger on Sep 8, 2009 5:35 PM CDT up reply actions
like i said
im just very greedy about the use of Feliz… im not really sure why it pisses me off so much, but when he gets used in a four run game, i get upset
Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'
It's a two run game
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by LSJ on Sep 8, 2009 5:36 PM CDT up reply actions
i can read
but the other night when he was used in a four run game, i got upset… im just greedy like that
Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'
oh god no
andruw jones
Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'
true
i dont like the state of our offense… CD, stop sucking right now ugh
Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'
can we call up our AAA hitting coach
their season is over right
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Uhh Chris
There are people besides Zombie Blalock that you need to be better than. Lots of them.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
i like Mahoney
looks like our eddie
Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'
WOW
BenBadler: Madison Bumgarner promoted to the big leagues. Should provide some of the more useful Pitch F/x data for a prospect #Giants
The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...
Bad Tommy
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
a little harsh?
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
by rangerfaninva on Sep 8, 2009 5:42 PM CDT up reply actions
yikes, Hunter is getting really close to giving up a ton of HRs in this game
Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'
okay, we have to bring in Feliz now
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
SHIT.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
hunter
dear god, stop throwing the ball in the fucking middle of the plate
Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'
damn he just started warming up
a little foresight Wash, cmon
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Yep.
Applause for knowing when to pull a guy, after seeing a week of late hooks.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by LSJ on Sep 8, 2009 5:46 PM CDT up reply actions
See ya Hunter
Learn to miss some fucking bats.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
good move
but i do hate how we have to just throw feliz out there
Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'
Nasty Nefty?
WTF is that Josh?
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
wooooo this will be a tough one to not allow a run feliz. although 8-9 at least
although obviously its hunters runs
the preceding post was a great success.
Hunter only throws
68 pitches in his start after getting an extra day of rest from the rainout, anyone think about letting him go on 3 days rest in his next start?
Come on Neftali, get it over
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
makes the heat harder to hit
Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'
hellz yea
Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'
Gets the job done.
One more.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Yes, but at least he knew when to pull Hunter.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by LSJ on Sep 8, 2009 5:50 PM CDT up reply actions
ok
Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'
Make this guy your bitch,Happy
by TooLegitToQuit on Sep 8, 2009 5:50 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
i love the way pudge calls pitches with Feliz on the mound
Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'
looks fine to me, just missing more often with the curve
Hes entered the game at 94-95 a lot. 96 right there. bet hes 97 next inning.
the preceding post was a great success.
It's abundantly obvious he isn't warm.
When he isn’t warm, he’s not as sharp.
There’s really no argument here.
did i not specifically mention him getting better in the next inning as he warms up?
im saying hes throwing hard and his curve was breaking just fine. missing an extra 2 curves isn’t really “not his best stuff”.
whatever.
the preceding post was a great success.
when you get called on after 5 warm up pitches
it happens
Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'
Sheeeeit.
That was strike 3 against Elvis earlier.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
yea, pretty damn good pitch
Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'
Damn, really kills the K/BB ratio.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
All that shit in his back pockets.
by TooLegitToQuit on Sep 8, 2009 5:52 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
The world is coming to an end!
Feliz just walked someone
The end is nigh!
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 8, 2009 5:52 PM CDT reply actions
god damnit
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FUCKING LUCK BASTARD
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Mother fucker...
what are the chances?
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Quit being fucking cute Feliz
Throw your damn fastball
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
Awwww fuck me.
It had to not work sometime.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
*head explodes*
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
He was 5 feet in front of that...
that is some lucky shit there. He was fooled.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
So the scoreless streak is over, correct?
Even though it doesn’t count on his ERA.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Thanks for answering, Josh.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 8, 2009 5:58 PM CDT up reply actions
He wasn't warmed fully
Im not expecting 100 mph right off the bat but the last few times hes come into games hes basically featured his curve or change and teams are keying on it. Bring the heat and then drop the hammer on them
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
nicely positioned borbon
i have a feeling our offense is about to take a break
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same here
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 8, 2009 5:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Now watch the offense go into operation shutdown.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Wow. It's like I just found out there isn't a Santa Claus.
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
welp can't hold off anymore after that inning
HH is that a sock in your puppet or are you happy to see me?
Really good move by Ron and im not being sarcastic
that was an unconvential thing to do but with Hunter sucking and 2 guys in scoring position the smart thing to do is put feliz in.
does anyone know how many inherited runs feliz has let in and how many runners have been on when hes come in the game? there cant that many even with todays game
Im pretty sure thats 3 IR scored now
1 on the HR he gave up, and 2 just now.
i agree hunter was losing it and it was a good move. almost worked, its not like he hit that ball well.
the preceding post was a great success.
I'd wager those are the first inherited runs Feliz has allowed.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by LSJ on Sep 8, 2009 5:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Another reliever owning our faces, looks like.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Feliz
I just wonder if he had enough time to warm up. One of those inside the game things that a fan can’t see.
No, he didn't have enough time. This is actually one of the game things that fans CAN see.
This has also been the fucking problem the last few times Worsh has brought him into games.
I don’t understand why, with 2 righties coming up, he doesn’t bring in O’Day to face Marte/Marson and let Feliz get warmed up.
He didn't have enough time to wram up because
Nobody expected Tommy Hunter to implode so early. His pitch count was extremely low and hes been one of the best pitchers on our staff this year. This isn’t a video game where you can warm up a guy everygame regardless of whether you use him or not.
If you are going to bring in a guy in that situation cold I would bring in Feliz everyday over ODay. We needed a strikeout right there and ODay, as good as hes been, is not a strikeout guy.
Feliz was throwing mid to upper 90s but he was being too cute and trying to get guys to chase breaking pitches. Why he or Pudge didn’t trust his fastball I don’t know. But they should have and maybe we wouldn’t have given up those tying runs
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
I just got back from a Student Film meeting.
What happened.
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.
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Clever.
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.
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Hunter melted down, and Feliz's BABIP regressed a tiny bit.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by LSJ on Sep 8, 2009 5:58 PM CDT up reply actions
It would be annoying if he turned into Carlos Gomez
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by LSJ on Sep 8, 2009 5:59 PM CDT up reply actions
especially since
his last 2 ab’s have been so good
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Elvis. Steady.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
for kinsler to get a triple he'd actually have to run out of the box
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
Why are you looking at Hank Blalock's belly?
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by LSJ on Sep 8, 2009 6:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Seems that fork is dug deep into our skin....
this team looks done
by death of the cool on Sep 8, 2009 6:01 PM CDT reply actions
that better be
a reverse jinx or you can choke on a dick
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What happened?
According to my gamecast, 3 people scored on that double, but it says it’s 5-5 and it only says 2 runs in on the inning by inning score
STOP FUCKING BUNTING
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Ronnie-ball.
Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100. - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
by Cecilio's Guante on Sep 8, 2009 6:03 PM CDT reply actions
Hey Elvis...
run a little kid.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Yay Elvis!
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
Runner at third Kinz, fly balls are your thing
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Sac fly, plz.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
I'm ready to have Elvis
leading off and Borbon batting second.
I turned this game on
…just when Happy came in and allowed that bloop double to tie things up. My fault. Will go now.
Yeah, fuck you mountain man.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Here comes the first pitch GIDP...
get ready.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Ron Washington is managing both teams today.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
by LSJ on Sep 8, 2009 6:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Okay Byrd
Fly.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
I'd wet myself.
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
by Aquaman, Esq. on Sep 8, 2009 6:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Shit, the Indians are lucky fuckers
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
Randy Marsh almost died.
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
Byrd squeeze bunt?
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
HAHAHAHA the anti-call!!!! I'm going to call for a bunt from now on.
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
So make a HR call for Julio and he lands a bunt down? Gotcha.
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
THE BYRDMAN CAN FLY IN ANY WEATHER!!!!
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WOOOHOOO!
Awesome to come home to!
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
YEAH FUCK YOU MOUNTAIN MAN!
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Fly you mother fucker fly.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
FLY YOU FUCKING BYRD.
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.
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BYRD YEEEEEESSSSS
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
That's what I"m screamin'
Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100. - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
by Cecilio's Guante on Sep 8, 2009 6:07 PM CDT reply actions
FLY YOU FUCKING BYRD!!!!!!!!
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
this guy is almost as fluid as Feliz.
Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100. - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
by Cecilio's Guante on Sep 8, 2009 6:08 PM CDT reply actions
That was a fucking generous call.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
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Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
Go for it!
Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.
Rock Flag & Eagle Radio: Thursdays, 10 PM - 1 AM, on FM 88.7 The Choice, or online @ ktcu.net!
I was going to say it's no fun to come home to this, until Marlon's bomb made life fun again
Guess Tommy didn’t want the easy win
Wow, guess he knew
what he was doing when he intentionally walked him earlier…
google fuckfest...i'm sure you will find it.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
You know, for a guy named Perez, Chris looks suspicously mountain-manish.
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
The fuck just happened?
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
what the hell was that?
LOL
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
WTF?
How is he out?
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
Was that a K and a HBP?
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 8, 2009 6:11 PM CDT reply actions
and why the fuck
doesnt he get to stay at 2nd?
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Why don't we have a replay of what just happened?
Gracchus (about Obama): I think he knows what America is. America is the mob. Conjure money for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of America is not the paper of the Constitution, it's the power of the media. He'll bring them debt - and they will love him for it.
what?
how can he be out? what the hell?
Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'
How is he out? If its a foul the at bat continues?
If its strike 3 hes… at least at first..
the preceding post was a great success.
ah, i bet he swung and it hit him
so its a dead ball and he’s out
Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'
Went back and looked... It hit his foot but he swung
"I can hit 100 whenever I want." ---Neftali Feliz
I rewinded the tv and it looks like it hit him in the cleat.
I can’t tell for sure because the pitchers leg is in the way. Only other thing it could have done was hit the bat. three options.
1. hit him, he’s on first
2. foul ball, he’s back at the plate.
3. he swings and misses and gets to first since they didn’t tag him or throw him out.
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
I can
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 8, 2009 6:14 PM CDT reply actions
't believe he was swinging at that pitch
Were his eyes open?
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 8, 2009 6:14 PM CDT up reply actions
FELIZ
Hank is 7 runs below a zombie replacement at first base. Do you realize how terrible that is? Zombie’s can’t think, they’re slow, and they’re often ejected from the game for eating opposing baserunners’ brains. - Ben quantifies Hank Blalock
buh bye
choo choo
Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'
Thank you happy
Why didn’t you do that last inning
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
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