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Road to the Playoffs thread 9/9/9


Boston plays Baltimore and is currently winning 2-0 and LAAAAAA of Minot by way of San Jose of Analhiem is taking on Seattle later tonight. You all know the math and how it breaks down and who we should cheer for tonight.


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baltimore sucks

bases loaded DP, thanks Maicer’s sucky brother

Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'

by blalock84 on Sep 9, 2009 6:51 PM CDT reply actions  

Sad day when you can't score

Off of Paul Byrd now days.

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 9, 2009 6:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

he's pretty much Eddie G righty style

he’s throwing slower, like 84 slow

Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'

by blalock84 on Sep 9, 2009 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hate the damn orioles

Keepin it Classy Gentlemen

There is, in fact, a manly and lawful passion for equality which excites men to wish all to be powerful and honored. This passion tends to elevate the humble to the rank of the great; but there exists also in the human heart a depraved taste for equality, which impels the weak to attempt to lower the powerful to their own level, and reduces men to prefer equality in slavery to inequality with freedom.
-Alexis de Tocqueville, 1835

by Hamiltons Homey on Sep 9, 2009 7:13 PM CDT reply actions  

Still 2-1

I don’t know anything about this Birken kid but he needs to keep tossing.

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 9, 2009 7:16 PM CDT reply actions  

come on wiggytits

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 9, 2009 7:17 PM CDT reply actions  

fucker

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 9, 2009 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

i'm at the game

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 9, 2009 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep I'm two row behind you and to the left.

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 9, 2009 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh nice tank top.

working out?

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 9, 2009 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

12oz curls...one beer at a time is my motto

Nice Rangers Red shirt.

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 9, 2009 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm glad I was able to bring you two together.

I should play matchmaker more often. Maybe hook up Josey with umm……..

by bruce182 on Sep 9, 2009 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

We kicked Kevin Richardsons ass

Later we are going to piliage his wife.

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 9, 2009 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

I call front.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 9, 2009 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 9, 2009 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fucking left Scott at 3rd--Bastards

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 9, 2009 7:20 PM CDT reply actions  

fucking baltimore ugh

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 9, 2009 7:23 PM CDT reply actions  

FUCK

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 9, 2009 7:23 PM CDT reply actions  

Looks like we won't be getting any help

in the WC race tonight. sigh

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 9, 2009 7:24 PM CDT reply actions  

O's make it 3-2 now

Come on Baltimore!

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 9, 2009 7:33 PM CDT reply actions  

Fucking $9 east coast beer.

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 9, 2009 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

you got any change?

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 9, 2009 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Are you two having fun?

Seems like most of this thread is a combination of iorange and boomer posts.

by e2drummer on Sep 9, 2009 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Join the fun e2drum

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 9, 2009 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Unfortunately, I don't get the RedSux game on TV...

so I’m stuck following it on Gametracker and reading what’s happening on this thread.

I’ll join the fun though.

by e2drummer on Sep 9, 2009 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm watching GameTracker also

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 9, 2009 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

pour me one.

Keepin it Classy Gentlemen

There is, in fact, a manly and lawful passion for equality which excites men to wish all to be powerful and honored. This passion tends to elevate the humble to the rank of the great; but there exists also in the human heart a depraved taste for equality, which impels the weak to attempt to lower the powerful to their own level, and reduces men to prefer equality in slavery to inequality with freedom.
-Alexis de Tocqueville, 1835

by Hamiltons Homey on Sep 9, 2009 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

you like that Smokehaus brew from Shiner?

Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100. - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

by Cecilio's Guante on Sep 9, 2009 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes

I do. It is good. I can taste the smokiness

Keepin it Classy Gentlemen

There is, in fact, a manly and lawful passion for equality which excites men to wish all to be powerful and honored. This passion tends to elevate the humble to the rank of the great; but there exists also in the human heart a depraved taste for equality, which impels the weak to attempt to lower the powerful to their own level, and reduces men to prefer equality in slavery to inequality with freedom.
-Alexis de Tocqueville, 1835

by Hamiltons Homey on Sep 9, 2009 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's ok

I like the original Shiner better

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 9, 2009 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

you ever been to the Bocktoberfest in Shiner?

Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100. - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

by Cecilio's Guante on Sep 9, 2009 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

No not yet. I would love to go though

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 9, 2009 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

I love the original also.

But my real weakness is Anchor Porter. So fucking good. Best american beer out there.

Keepin it Classy Gentlemen

There is, in fact, a manly and lawful passion for equality which excites men to wish all to be powerful and honored. This passion tends to elevate the humble to the rank of the great; but there exists also in the human heart a depraved taste for equality, which impels the weak to attempt to lower the powerful to their own level, and reduces men to prefer equality in slavery to inequality with freedom.
-Alexis de Tocqueville, 1835

by Hamiltons Homey on Sep 9, 2009 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fat tire isn't bad

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 9, 2009 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sunshine Wheat

"I tend to like young Latinos" -Jason Parks

by SaltyDawg on Sep 9, 2009 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

I like Red Stripe also

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 9, 2009 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

x

"I tend to like young Latinos" -Jason Parks

by SaltyDawg on Sep 9, 2009 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hate Rolling Rock

Nasty shit. imho fwiw

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 9, 2009 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

everyone drinks that shit in Chicago.

Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100. - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

by Cecilio's Guante on Sep 9, 2009 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was at O'Hair a couple of years ago

You are right that is all I saw there.

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 9, 2009 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

My dinner beer

is Stella Artois

"I tend to like young Latinos" -Jason Parks

by SaltyDawg on Sep 9, 2009 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

I like Bud Light Lime

Not that bad.

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 9, 2009 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

My buddy

who is the guy who is real over the top about everything and the guy who, if you didn’t know him, you would think he was a douche….but since you do know him he is hilarious and you love him….you know that guy. That’s about all he drinks…and he insists on calling it BL Squared

"I tend to like young Latinos" -Jason Parks

by SaltyDawg on Sep 9, 2009 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Everyone has a friend like that.

I can picture him now.

Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100. - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

by Cecilio's Guante on Sep 9, 2009 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

We always joke about

how much we would hate him if we didn’t know him. And it does seem everyone has a friend like that.

"I tend to like young Latinos" -Jason Parks

by SaltyDawg on Sep 9, 2009 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm the same way

I don’t drink any Bud beer.

"I tend to like young Latinos" -Jason Parks

by SaltyDawg on Sep 9, 2009 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes, Corona's are great.

I had Bud Light lime once and it was gross. But to each his own.

by bruce182 on Sep 9, 2009 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

You need to go to St. Louis

and take the tour. It is pretty impressive.

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 9, 2009 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Liberty Ale comes from the same folks right?

that’s my vice right there…..

Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100. - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

by Cecilio's Guante on Sep 9, 2009 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes.

try the Porter. You will not be dissapointed.

Keepin it Classy Gentlemen

There is, in fact, a manly and lawful passion for equality which excites men to wish all to be powerful and honored. This passion tends to elevate the humble to the rank of the great; but there exists also in the human heart a depraved taste for equality, which impels the weak to attempt to lower the powerful to their own level, and reduces men to prefer equality in slavery to inequality with freedom.
-Alexis de Tocqueville, 1835

by Hamiltons Homey on Sep 9, 2009 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

word.

thanks for the heads up.

Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100. - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

by Cecilio's Guante on Sep 9, 2009 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

I like those sampler 6 packs.

Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100. - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

by Cecilio's Guante on Sep 9, 2009 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, the Shiner Family Reunion.

It has Shiner, Light, Blonde, Hefeweizen, Kosmos, and Black Lager.
Tough I have to be in the right mood to drink the dark stuff.

by e2drummer on Sep 9, 2009 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

*raises the roof*

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 9, 2009 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Woot there it is!

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 9, 2009 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Two on with Bay up

This might not end well.

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 9, 2009 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

When did Bip Roberts come back for the Orioles?

Must’ve missed that one.

Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100. - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

by Cecilio's Guante on Sep 9, 2009 7:46 PM CDT reply actions  

you think Berken gets any merkin jokes?

Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100. - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

by Cecilio's Guante on Sep 9, 2009 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bet Merkin Valdez does

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 9, 2009 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

jesus, I forgot about that poor soul.

Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100. - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

by Cecilio's Guante on Sep 9, 2009 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Poor guy

You think the SF crowd doesn’t give him hell.

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 9, 2009 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Anybody been paying attention

to this girl, Oudin, at the US Open?

"I tend to like young Latinos" -Jason Parks

by SaltyDawg on Sep 9, 2009 7:48 PM CDT reply actions  

The Merietta, GA girl right?

I know she ran rough shout over like 3 Russians already.

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 9, 2009 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yea

She is playing right now. Against the #9 seed this time. She took out three Russians seeded #4, #29, and #13 to get to the quarters. It’s just different seeing this 5’5", 17 year old American girl in a game dominated by Russians and the Williams’ sisters.

"I tend to like young Latinos" -Jason Parks

by SaltyDawg on Sep 9, 2009 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, she is tiny

I hope she makes the Finals

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 9, 2009 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

mine says 3 outs

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 9, 2009 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

i wasn't watching but it looks like youk was thrown out at home.

definitely still 3-2, watching now heh. lets go balt.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Sep 9, 2009 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

ooh, replay

nice throw to get him all the way in the air.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Sep 9, 2009 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

come on!

let’s gain some ground!

" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers

by gossamer on Sep 9, 2009 7:53 PM CDT reply actions  

i was about to post leadoff double before i saw your post and double checked

bah, down the corner off the wall.. stupid close wall and slow wieters.

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Sep 9, 2009 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol

there’s some hope here, they should make Scott bunt

Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee

by Baseball North on Sep 9, 2009 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just came from my first grad school class.

All we did for 3 hours was talk about legislation for people with disabilities.

I don’t know how all you law-dogs do it….

It was PAINFUL>

Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100. - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

by Cecilio's Guante on Sep 9, 2009 7:55 PM CDT reply actions  

I read that as first grade class the first time. lol

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 9, 2009 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

some school system you come from

Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100. - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

by Cecilio's Guante on Sep 9, 2009 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Going Josey on me? lol

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 9, 2009 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh, shit

lol, no I thought you were messing with me saying you studied that in 1st grade…..

i’m tired man.

Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100. - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

by Cecilio's Guante on Sep 9, 2009 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

No. lol

I understand. I haven’t had a day off in 22 days. Good luck getting through Grad school.

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 9, 2009 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks, my 2nd time through school (34 y/o)

I like to think I have my shit together this go’round.

Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100. - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

by Cecilio's Guante on Sep 9, 2009 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Scott Ks like a bitch

1on, 1 out

Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee

by Baseball North on Sep 9, 2009 7:57 PM CDT reply actions  

Bastard

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 9, 2009 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

US up 1-0 on Trinidad & Tobago

In the 86th minute

"I tend to like young Latinos" -Jason Parks

by SaltyDawg on Sep 9, 2009 7:59 PM CDT reply actions  

on tv?

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Sep 9, 2009 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Espn Classic

Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'

by blalock84 on Sep 9, 2009 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Error-ish

1st and 2nd, 1 out

Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee

by Baseball North on Sep 9, 2009 8:00 PM CDT reply actions  

Delcarmen fail

1st and 2nd, one out

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on Sep 9, 2009 8:00 PM CDT reply actions  

Watch him ground into a DP

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 9, 2009 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

the ass hole sucks

i hate him

Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'

by blalock84 on Sep 9, 2009 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Izturis sends his compliments

on that infield single and tells you to “go eat sh*t.”

You were awfully close to the right prediction though.

by e2drummer on Sep 9, 2009 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Glad he made me a liar

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 9, 2009 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Izturis with a infield single

bases loaded

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on Sep 9, 2009 8:02 PM CDT reply actions  

infield hit

bases juiced, 1 out

Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee

by Baseball North on Sep 9, 2009 8:02 PM CDT reply actions  

WOO WHEATIES

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 9, 2009 8:02 PM CDT reply actions  

like having Roberts up here

do not fail us….

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on Sep 9, 2009 8:03 PM CDT reply actions  

Please do not fail...please

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 9, 2009 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

3-0

Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee

by Baseball North on Sep 9, 2009 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

3-0

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on Sep 9, 2009 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

If he hits a GS I will go jump in my pool

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 9, 2009 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

tie game

still based loaded , 1out

Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee

by Baseball North on Sep 9, 2009 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Roberts with a walk

 tie game

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on Sep 9, 2009 8:05 PM CDT reply actions  

pie-reimonld-markakis

the preceding post was a great success.

by DShep on Sep 9, 2009 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

aiight

chop single it is

Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee

by Baseball North on Sep 9, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

red sucks

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 9, 2009 8:05 PM CDT reply actions  

Let's go O's

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 9, 2009 8:06 PM CDT reply actions  

You get a rec good sir

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 9, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

single

4-3 bases still loaded
woooo hoooo

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on Sep 9, 2009 8:08 PM CDT reply actions  

single

4-3…. tits

Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee

by Baseball North on Sep 9, 2009 8:08 PM CDT reply actions  

O's take the lead!

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 9, 2009 8:08 PM CDT reply actions  

PIE BABY PIE

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 9, 2009 8:08 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

2-0

Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee

by Baseball North on Sep 9, 2009 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

2-1

Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee

by Baseball North on Sep 9, 2009 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

3-1

Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee

by Baseball North on Sep 9, 2009 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

3-2

Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee

by Baseball North on Sep 9, 2009 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

K

fuckkk

Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee

by Baseball North on Sep 9, 2009 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

K =(

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by DShep on Sep 9, 2009 8:11 PM CDT reply actions  

I feel a grand slam

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 9, 2009 8:11 PM CDT reply actions  

Markakis must come through

 now

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on Sep 9, 2009 8:11 PM CDT reply actions  

Fuck the Sox

The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...

by Kinslerhomer on Sep 9, 2009 8:13 PM CDT reply actions  

fuckkkkkk

shit fuckcrap

Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee

by Baseball North on Sep 9, 2009 8:14 PM CDT reply actions  

ugh

 at least the O’s are winning

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on Sep 9, 2009 8:14 PM CDT reply actions  

Not for long...

The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...

by Kinslerhomer on Sep 9, 2009 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

psh

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 9, 2009 8:14 PM CDT reply actions  

Well that was a missed chance to actually have the real advantage in the game

but regardless, 4-3>2-3. go o’s.

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by DShep on Sep 9, 2009 8:14 PM CDT reply actions  

I think

Markakis should swing harder.

by GoDMurphy on Sep 9, 2009 8:14 PM CDT reply actions  

Leadin the group

Also OT: That little Georgian girl just lost in the US Open….and the girl she lost to just apologized to the crowd for beating her

"I tend to like young Latinos" -Jason Parks

by SaltyDawg on Sep 9, 2009 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

They're going to have to earn it though...

They face Honduras and Costa Rica for the last two qualifiers (who are both in the running also).

by cjcheng on Sep 9, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

on a scale to 1 to supershit

how shitty is the Baltimore ’pen?

Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee

by Baseball North on Sep 9, 2009 8:17 PM CDT reply actions  

uber supershit

The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...

by Kinslerhomer on Sep 9, 2009 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol

Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee

by Baseball North on Sep 9, 2009 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

I live in Boston...

but I don’t get cable (I’m too cheap) so I’m listening to the radio.
The Red Sox TV guys are pretty good, but their radio guys are awful.

by cjcheng on Sep 9, 2009 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

mailman?

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 9, 2009 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol

those are fuckin annoying as fuck

Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee

by Baseball North on Sep 9, 2009 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Toying with B-R stats again

Elvis Andrus has the 5th most stolen bases by a 20 year old (mlb age is determined by their age on june 30th) in mlb history.

His .ops is 35th for a 20 year old middle infielder.

Apparently only 134 middle infielders have ever hit a homerun in an age 20 season, Andrus is 5th with 6. #2 has 11, A-Rod leads with 36 =p

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by DShep on Sep 9, 2009 8:20 PM CDT reply actions  

my mlb.tv is freezing even on SD

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by DShep on Sep 9, 2009 8:24 PM CDT reply actions  

No---FUCK BOSTON!!

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 9, 2009 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

sideways

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 9, 2009 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Trembley is managing

the hell out of this game. He must be hoping the Rangers knock the Red Sox out of the playoffs.

by MikeEl on Sep 9, 2009 8:25 PM CDT reply actions  

Here comes Matt Albers...

with his sterling 5.34 ERA.

I’m feeling very pessimistic about the Balt’s chances of winning right now.

by e2drummer on Sep 9, 2009 8:27 PM CDT reply actions  

Fuck them

The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...

by Kinslerhomer on Sep 9, 2009 8:29 PM CDT reply actions  

that mother fuckin midget shit

isn’t his brother a pedofile or some sex offender… the good Pedroia name

Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee

by Baseball North on Sep 9, 2009 8:30 PM CDT reply actions  

Yep
According to the Woodland Police Department, Brett Pedroia was taken into custody Jan. 9 on a probable cause warrant for two counts of oral copulation and lewd acts with a child under the age of 14, all felonies.

The alleged victim recently told his parent about the incidents from four years ago, a statement from Woodland police said.

"I tend to like young Latinos" -Jason Parks

by SaltyDawg on Sep 9, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wait...told HIS parents? WTF?

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Sep 9, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

I just read that also

Needs to be shot in the head.

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 9, 2009 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dude's a piece of trash

But things don’t go well for child molesters in prison…at least that’s what the TV has told me time and time again…so I’m sure midget’s brother is in for a world of pain

"I tend to like young Latinos" -Jason Parks

by SaltyDawg on Sep 9, 2009 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

One can only hope

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 9, 2009 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't know. I haven't heard.

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 9, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

One Year
Brett Pedroia, the older brother of Boston Red Sox star Dustin Pedroia, was sentenced to a year in county jail Wednesday after pleading guilty to having oral sex with a 9-year-old boy in 2005.

Pedroia also received eight years of probation and would face six years in prison if he violates that probation in the sentence handed down by Yolo Superior Court Judge Paul Richardson

"I tend to like young Latinos" -Jason Parks

by SaltyDawg on Sep 9, 2009 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Should have got much more time.

If I’m the father of that kid I would beat the shit out of that little midget bastard.

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 9, 2009 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's beyond wicked.

Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100. - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

by Cecilio's Guante on Sep 9, 2009 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

That is my question

Bull shit is what it is.

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 9, 2009 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hate that little midget

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 9, 2009 8:30 PM CDT reply actions  

Score some runs now u fuckers

The 2009 Texas Rangers offense: sigh...

by Kinslerhomer on Sep 9, 2009 8:33 PM CDT reply actions  

This

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 9, 2009 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

For the life of me,

I’ve never heard of this guy the Red Sox just put in to catch.

by GoDMurphy on Sep 9, 2009 8:35 PM CDT reply actions  

Wagner his pitching quite well for the sox

sigh. at least noone gave them kazmir.

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by DShep on Sep 9, 2009 8:38 PM CDT reply actions  

How the hell did we lose 2 of 3 to the Orioles?

Damn…

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Sep 9, 2009 8:41 PM CDT reply actions  

We played down to their level

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 9, 2009 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

we also faced

their two better starters instead of their leftovers.

by MikeEl on Sep 9, 2009 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Guthrie

last two years had ERA’s of 3.70 and 3.63.

Matusz is a young pitching prospect and will have good and bad outings.

by MikeEl on Sep 9, 2009 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Trembley's

throwing the book at ‘em. And with the reliability of his bullpen, can’t say I blame him for not wanting to stick with a pitcher for more than a batter or two. It’ll make it tough if they end up in extra innings though…

by MikeEl on Sep 9, 2009 8:52 PM CDT reply actions  

Annnnnd here goes the game....sigh

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 9, 2009 8:55 PM CDT reply actions  

Damn VMart...he's pretty good.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Sep 9, 2009 8:57 PM CDT reply actions  

blah

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Sep 9, 2009 8:58 PM CDT reply actions  

Welp, on to Man vs Wild

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Sep 9, 2009 9:00 PM CDT reply actions  

Come back for M's vs Halos

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 9, 2009 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ian Snell imploding

1-0 Angels on a bases loaded walk..

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on Sep 9, 2009 9:27 PM CDT reply actions  

Damn it....sigh

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 9, 2009 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Great

we win 3 games in 2 days and gain a fucking half game.

by death of the cool on Sep 9, 2009 9:29 PM CDT reply actions  

4-0 Angels

What started out as a great day turned into a shitty one tonight.

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 9, 2009 9:34 PM CDT reply actions  

Go M's go!!

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 9, 2009 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Damn...

Baltimore threatens but boston wins…

fuck you VMart

get your head out of your ass seattle

Fuck Mike Estabrook

by Horns130 on Sep 9, 2009 9:52 PM CDT reply actions  

What I would like to see from the M’s

tomorrow is a long drawn out extra inning game which ends in their winning but at the cost of using up both bullpens so the teams are depleted for their next games.

by MikeEl on Sep 9, 2009 10:00 PM CDT reply actions  

Agreed

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 9, 2009 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

'cause that's gonna happen

Yeah, right.

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

by NorCalRangersFan on Sep 9, 2009 10:27 PM CDT reply actions  

chip away theory

need another right now and then get the last one in the 9th

Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'

by blalock84 on Sep 9, 2009 11:09 PM CDT reply actions  

Darren Oliver

in the game now. He’s gotta be good for a few runs right?

by MikeEl on Sep 9, 2009 11:13 PM CDT reply actions  

or not

I don’t get how that guy gets anyone out….

by MikeEl on Sep 9, 2009 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

they have the best fan base for MLS soccer

Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'

by blalock84 on Sep 9, 2009 11:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

I would go to more FC Dallas games

But they’re all the way in Frisco

:(

by oc on Sep 9, 2009 11:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Beltre, Sack up and hit a HR

Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'

by blalock84 on Sep 9, 2009 11:30 PM CDT reply actions  

damn, he got no sack

Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'

by blalock84 on Sep 9, 2009 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow

I know he has been hurt but that is awful.

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 9, 2009 11:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Die fuckin Orioles and Mariners

these cunt muscles from Seattle better roll over and die this weekend like they’re doing this series

Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee

by Baseball North on Sep 9, 2009 11:32 PM CDT reply actions  

they're just

setting Fuentes up for another 9th inning meltdown.

by MikeEl on Sep 9, 2009 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

they still wont win though

fuckers are worthless

Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee

by Baseball North on Sep 9, 2009 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

True

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 9, 2009 11:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

in other playoff related news

the Bakersfield blaze are down 4-3 in the 8th

Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'

by blalock84 on Sep 9, 2009 11:33 PM CDT reply actions  

I have more faith

In them coming back to win than I do the M’s.

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 9, 2009 11:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

am i seeing things, or did Vargas just throw one pitch literally on top of the other one according to gameday's

pitch tracker?

Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'

by blalock84 on Sep 9, 2009 11:34 PM CDT reply actions  

no good

bad vlad

Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'

by blalock84 on Sep 9, 2009 11:35 PM CDT reply actions  

fuck me

fuck it im headin to the bars

Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee

by Baseball North on Sep 9, 2009 11:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

yep

yukky

Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'

by blalock84 on Sep 9, 2009 11:41 PM CDT reply actions  

Looks like someone

just set fire to Angels stadium. Maybe they’ll burn it down.

by MikeEl on Sep 9, 2009 11:41 PM CDT reply actions  

rly?

Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'

by blalock84 on Sep 9, 2009 11:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

smoke from fireworks

or something after the Rivera homer.

by MikeEl on Sep 9, 2009 11:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

damn, id really hope for a fire caused by a fan

that’d be crazy

Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'

by blalock84 on Sep 9, 2009 11:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

One can only hope

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 9, 2009 11:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well fuck

I’m going to bed. The day started out great then the O’s and M’s laid an egg for us. BASTARDS!!

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 9, 2009 11:41 PM CDT reply actions  

what'd he do?

cant watch game, only follow gameday

Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'

by blalock84 on Sep 9, 2009 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

What did he do?

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 9, 2009 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Vargas threw a pitch that bounced in the dirt, and jetisoned up into his chin, knocking his mask off, and obviously stunning him

He grabs a ball out of his bag, and fires it back at Vargas… I mean, chunks it about as hard as an ump could throw anyway…

This amuses everybody, especially the Angels faithful… and they all cheer

But Johjima hands him the ball he picked out of the dirt. Just as he does this, and Angels ballboy comes to retrieve it

The ump fires another ball, basically throws a hard grounder past the ballboy who’s like four feet in front of him… towards the dugout

by oc on Sep 9, 2009 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

What a dick

I know you took one, but damn… kinda trumping the game a bit.

by oc on Sep 9, 2009 11:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

welp

at least trevor bell isnt very good

Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'

by blalock84 on Sep 9, 2009 11:44 PM CDT reply actions  

lets just hope for a forced injection of fuentes

and a total implosion

Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'

by blalock84 on Sep 9, 2009 11:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

and here he comes!

yipee

Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'

by blalock84 on Sep 9, 2009 11:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

2nd and 3rd, no out

bar can wait, till I’m truly dissapointed

Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee

by Baseball North on Sep 9, 2009 11:47 PM CDT reply actions  

i got sleeping pills on the ready when it comes

Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'

by blalock84 on Sep 9, 2009 11:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mike Carp at 1B, really?

wow

Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'

by blalock84 on Sep 9, 2009 11:47 PM CDT reply actions  

take that back

very nice

Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'

by blalock84 on Sep 9, 2009 11:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

holy tits

lets go Fuentes, I have em benched today, WIN WIN

Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee

by Baseball North on Sep 9, 2009 11:48 PM CDT reply actions  

Trevor Bell

announcers just mentioned he’s the grandson of Bozo the Clown. And pitches like it!

by MikeEl on Sep 9, 2009 11:48 PM CDT reply actions  

Awesome

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 9, 2009 11:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Kenji get a hit you dirty bastard.

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 9, 2009 11:49 PM CDT reply actions  

get that tying run up

get it to Ichiro, damnit

Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'

by blalock84 on Sep 9, 2009 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hear Ichiro can hit a HR any time he wants

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 9, 2009 11:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah,

in batting practice…

by MikeEl on Sep 9, 2009 11:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

really Johijima?

get a 1-0 FB right down the middle and pop it up to first… worthless piece of shit. Fuentes cant throw a Curve for a strike to save his life…

Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'

by blalock84 on Sep 9, 2009 11:51 PM CDT reply actions  

No shit

They should know that from last night. Take a damn pitch you fuckers.

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 9, 2009 11:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh nice, Sweeny off the bench, i like

Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'

by blalock84 on Sep 9, 2009 11:52 PM CDT reply actions  

ugh

Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'

by blalock84 on Sep 9, 2009 11:52 PM CDT reply actions  

I second this

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 9, 2009 11:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

time to drink

until the statue of liberty looks sexy

Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee

by Baseball North on Sep 9, 2009 11:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Already there.

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 9, 2009 11:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

I've now been there and back and there again

oh god, fuck my life, actually fuck the Los Angeles Cuntbags of Anaheim

Must kill Moe. Weeeeeeeee

by Baseball North on Sep 10, 2009 2:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

did ichiro not hit that hard?

Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'

by blalock84 on Sep 9, 2009 11:53 PM CDT reply actions  

standard poke down the line

might have been a hit if the 3B wasn’t playing in…

by MikeEl on Sep 9, 2009 11:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

asshole figgins

Feliz says his greatest thrill was striking out Boston Red Sox DH David Ortiz, one of his heroes. Yet, when he called to tell his parents, his mother had a request: Strike out New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, too.
"So when I did that," Feliz says, "I told my mom, 'There you go. There's your present. Don't ask me to strike anyone else out, OK?'

by blalock84 on Sep 9, 2009 11:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Way to itchmybutt you SOB

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 9, 2009 11:54 PM CDT reply actions  

S'all good peeps

We just keep this thing at 3.5, 4 games, 4.5 games back… with seven to play against the Halos, and a swing game here and there… I think we can do business

by oc on Sep 9, 2009 11:54 PM CDT reply actions  

Agreed

I have been saying this for a few weeks now.

2009 Texas Rangers: Why The Hell Not Us?--ghtd36 on May 13, 2009
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009

by boomer1 on Sep 9, 2009 11:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

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