Man, this is the coolest thing ever.  As a matter of fact, I almost didn't post this fanpost because I was thinking of getting one of these with a Ranger logo for Adam for Christmas. 

Nothing says international soccer like a stab-proof vest.  Except maybe these pants: http://www.revolveclothing.com/DisplayProduct.jsp?product=MJOL-MP5&c=Athletic&s=Season&d=Mens+Trends .  Step one: Buy crazy Eruopean pants.  Step two: buy a stab-proof vest.  Step three: let's watch some soccer!

Wooooooo!