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Per Susan Slusser (via Jerry Crasnick), the A's have reportedly acquired Kevin Kouzmanoff and "a prospect" for Aaron Cunningham and Scott Hairston (who the A's acquired from San Diego last summer).

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I'm underwhelmed

from all perspectives

Go Rice Owls!

by JBImaknee on Jan 15, 2010 6:39 PM CST reply actions  

Cunningham is all right, I suppose...

but so meh.

Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.

by jonthefon on Jan 15, 2010 6:43 PM CST reply actions  

Eric Chavez

Is he still with the A’s? He is owed $12M for 2010.

Vladimir Guererro - 2010 AL MVP

by RangerMad on Jan 15, 2010 6:44 PM CST reply actions  

plus a $3M buyout

what an awful signing that turned out to be

by Smoakin in the Boys Room on Jan 15, 2010 7:17 PM CST up reply actions  

No

we gave 3 years / $ 34 million to Padzilla.

If you think about it, Little Boy Donuts gave 1/3 of the entire 2007-2009 payroll to Padilla, Cat, Gagne, Lofton, Broussard and JJennings.

Does anybody really wonder why Hicks hired Nolan and castrated JD?

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

"Business as usual." - Tom Hicks on the Ranger off-season 11/19/09

by Josey Wales on Jan 16, 2010 11:28 AM CST up reply actions  

What is the deal with

Hairston? Why doesnt he stick somewhere?

"There are two girls that can take a pounding!" Tom Grieve

by Spadedsnake on Jan 15, 2010 7:08 PM CST reply actions  

Chavez is like an expensive

Bmac. He teases you then he gets hurt. Or he sucks the n he gets hurt.

"There are two girls that can take a pounding!" Tom Grieve

by Spadedsnake on Jan 15, 2010 7:22 PM CST reply actions  

I

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Jan 15, 2010 7:32 PM CST reply actions  

like

"grilled cheese punches like a bitch"
-Gdawg

by AceJC on Jan 15, 2010 8:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Queso

"There are two girls that can take a pounding!" Tom Grieve

by Spadedsnake on Jan 15, 2010 8:38 PM CST up reply actions  

with cheese.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Jan 15, 2010 9:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Ugh.

Fail for containing two words and redundancy.

"grilled cheese punches like a bitch"
-Gdawg

by AceJC on Jan 15, 2010 9:17 PM CST up reply actions  

my dog can beat up your dog.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Jan 15, 2010 9:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Vick

has posted a challenge.

"There are two girls that can take a pounding!" Tom Grieve

by Spadedsnake on Jan 15, 2010 9:25 PM CST up reply actions  

too violent, let me rephrase...if our dogs had thumbs mine would beat yours in thumb wrestling.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Jan 15, 2010 9:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Nice turnaround

"There are two girls that can take a pounding!" Tom Grieve

by Spadedsnake on Jan 15, 2010 9:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Turnaround is great*

*Please ensure she has a pillow for her face.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Jan 16, 2010 12:07 AM CST up reply actions  

+1

"There are two girls that can take a pounding!" Tom Grieve

by Spadedsnake on Jan 16, 2010 12:09 AM CST up reply actions  

Perhaps.

But my dog would totally kick your dogs butt in basketball.

Game, Blouses.

"grilled cheese punches like a bitch"
-Gdawg

by AceJC on Jan 16, 2010 2:47 AM CST up reply actions  

Pedro Martinez has a chicken who could take them both.

Morality you can fake. Fun you either have or you don't.

by LSJ on Jan 15, 2010 9:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Forgot bout that

whole chicken fighting thing

"There are two girls that can take a pounding!" Tom Grieve

by Spadedsnake on Jan 15, 2010 9:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Ever heard of condor-fighting

tie a condor to the back of a bull, wait to see who kills who first. If the condor falls, he’s dead.
(fyi, condors glide. They are too heavy to take off from the ground)

by chrisR on Jan 15, 2010 10:16 PM CST up reply actions  

condor v. condor would be so much better.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Jan 15, 2010 10:20 PM CST up reply actions  

What?!

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

by NorCalRangersFan on Jan 18, 2010 12:58 AM CST up reply actions  

x

linky
I was exaggerating. They don’t kill each other. They do fight, though. And the condor usually wins and gets released.

by chrisR on Jan 18, 2010 8:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Little ehYerry Seinfeld?

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Jan 16, 2010 2:56 AM CST up reply actions  

love that one.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Jan 16, 2010 8:50 AM CST up reply actions  

Is it

“who” or “whom?”

Not being a Nazi, just asking.

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Jan 15, 2010 7:33 PM CST reply actions  

I believe it's "whom"

since it is the object of the clause.

by other_shoe on Jan 16, 2010 8:56 AM CST up reply actions  

@Rotoworld_BB E. Sogard -2B-SD : A’s to acquire INF Sogard in Kouzmanoff trade http://tinyurl.com/yd2b3cc

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Jan 15, 2010 7:56 PM CST reply actions  

Sickels SD list
20) Eric Sogard, 2B, Grade C+: Gets on base, not punchless, defense is so-so but I like the bat enough to keep give him this grade

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Jan 15, 2010 7:57 PM CST up reply actions  

23

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Jan 15, 2010 8:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Thought you said....

They had a glut of Milf…..

"There are two girls that can take a pounding!" Tom Grieve

by Spadedsnake on Jan 15, 2010 8:46 PM CST up reply actions  

eh

"There are two girls that can take a pounding!" Tom Grieve

by Spadedsnake on Jan 15, 2010 8:04 PM CST reply actions  

Odd

I wonder how often a player gets traded from team A to team B, only to be traded back to team A only a few months later?

by Stephen Rushin on Jan 15, 2010 8:09 PM CST reply actions  

That was my thought too

Morality you can fake. Fun you either have or you don't.

by LSJ on Jan 15, 2010 8:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Ruben Sierra?

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Jan 15, 2010 8:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Good post
@fangraphs New post: A’s Acquire Kevin Kouzmanoff (http://bit.ly/7hYt81)

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Jan 15, 2010 8:12 PM CST reply actions  

Man, Kouz is a player I'm really surprised Beane would trade for

Because he’s fucking terrible at getting on base. A Blalockian career .308 mark. Plus moving from Safeco to the Coliseum ain’t gonna help his very meh power numbers that much.

That prospect from the Padres must be pretty good.

Morality you can fake. Fun you either have or you don't.

by LSJ on Jan 15, 2010 8:17 PM CST reply actions  

and that foul ground will hurt

anyone’s batting avg

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Jan 15, 2010 8:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Sponsor names suck

I know they area revenue stream, but they still suck.

"There are two girls that can take a pounding!" Tom Grieve

by Spadedsnake on Jan 15, 2010 9:57 PM CST up reply actions  

You know in MLB '08 the show

They still listed the RBiA as “Ameriquest Field in Arlington”. Bastards where getting free advertising for two years on that game.

Morality you can fake. Fun you either have or you don't.

by LSJ on Jan 15, 2010 10:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Nobody cares

about the Texas Rangers

-JJT

I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan

by FirebatM3 on Jan 15, 2010 10:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, sold out to Citi I think.

Morality you can fake. Fun you either have or you don't.

by LSJ on Jan 15, 2010 10:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Funny

They hosed people just like hicks did to fans it was a fitting name.

"There are two girls that can take a pounding!" Tom Grieve

by Spadedsnake on Jan 15, 2010 10:47 PM CST up reply actions  

You have no idea how badly

Trust me.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Jan 16, 2010 12:09 AM CST up reply actions  

There were bad subprime companies, then there was Ameriquest...

league of their own.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Jan 16, 2010 8:51 AM CST up reply actions  

The giant

Philly Liberty bell in our stadium. Maybe we can put a large longhorn at the Linc to even it out.

"There are two girls that can take a pounding!" Tom Grieve

by Spadedsnake on Jan 15, 2010 10:10 PM CST up reply actions  

His defense

is although meh. Maybe he just needed a guy to play 3B

I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan

by FirebatM3 on Jan 15, 2010 9:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Beane

I trying to out Beane, Beane

"There are two girls that can take a pounding!" Tom Grieve

by Spadedsnake on Jan 15, 2010 8:25 PM CST reply actions  

Mother fucking sigh
@Evan_P_Grant There will be no resolution on #Rangers sale tonight. Who knows where it goes from here.

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Jan 15, 2010 9:03 PM CST reply actions  

I might choke a bitch

if the ownership situation isn’t resolved before opening day.

"Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence." -- Vince Lombardi

by coolaid on Jan 15, 2010 9:08 PM CST up reply actions  

sucks, but expected.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Jan 15, 2010 9:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Gonna have to start a

new Hicks hate thread

"There are two girls that can take a pounding!" Tom Grieve

by Spadedsnake on Jan 15, 2010 9:13 PM CST reply actions  

Agreed

"There are two girls that can take a pounding!" Tom Grieve

by Spadedsnake on Jan 15, 2010 10:24 PM CST up reply actions  

yep he's pic posting challenged

I did not ask you if you have herpes I said is that a hairpiece?!?

by BigGuns on Jan 16, 2010 8:22 AM CST up reply actions  

@Evan_P_Grant It appears that a showdown between MLB and Tom Hicks looms over #Rangers ownership.

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Jan 15, 2010 10:56 PM CST reply actions  

Well

not like any of us didn’t know Hicks would fight this to his grave. I hope he has the balls to show up for caravan awards.

I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan

by FirebatM3 on Jan 15, 2010 10:57 PM CST up reply actions  

And you know

it’s not really that I blame him for wanting to keep his hold onto this club. It’s going places and he spent plenty of money when it was a losing proposition. That said, the most egregious part of this is his absolute refusal to talk to the media beyond one or two sentence statements. That’s just a horrid way to operate.

I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan

by FirebatM3 on Jan 15, 2010 10:59 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Agree

Morality you can fake. Fun you either have or you don't.

by LSJ on Jan 15, 2010 11:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Do the owners from here

broker some sort of a buyout or go to court ordering the sale. Didn’t the Coyotes go through something like that?

"There are two girls that can take a pounding!" Tom Grieve

by Spadedsnake on Jan 15, 2010 11:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Coyotes

They filed bankruptcy.

I believe their situation, in summary, was that the current owner wanted to see the team to a prospective owner who would then move the team to Hamilton. The NHL (foolishly, in my opinion) wasn’t going to approve the move of the team from Phoenix to Hamilton (Bettman had supposedly brokered a deal for the Coyotes to be sold to Jerry Reinsdorf for less money but they would stay in Phoenix). So the current owner put the team in Chapter 11, assuming the bankruptcy court would allow the the sale to go through, based on that being in the best interest of the creditors. However, the bankruptcy court ruled that the league had the right to block the ownership change, and thus the team is operating something as a ward of the league in bankruptcy.

Their situation is much more of a mess than than the Rangers current situation.

by Darrell McKown on Jan 16, 2010 9:05 AM CST up reply actions  

So now Billy Beane is smarter than even Billy Beane.

He’s so awesome.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

"Don't let the haircut fool you. I'm exceedingly wealthy." -Bill Gates.

by thedirkatron on Jan 16, 2010 4:33 AM CST reply actions  

Fuck him

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Jan 16, 2010 9:35 AM CST up reply actions  

He did bring in Ryan Sweeney...

"grilled cheese punches like a bitch"
-Gdawg

by AceJC on Jan 16, 2010 11:24 AM CST up reply actions  

this is yet another deal

that I don’t really understand or see how it benefits the A’s.

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on Jan 16, 2010 4:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Its thats you count on chavez and could retire

Jake fox is awful at third, so you trade away deep depth already in your farm system for a decent third baseman

by buckfan6 on Jan 17, 2010 2:48 AM CST up reply actions  

I get the need filling

part, and I guess it’s not a bad deal all things considered.

G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....

by t ball on Jan 17, 2010 5:16 AM CST up reply actions  

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