This Day in LSB History
by Adam J. Morris on Jan 17, 2010 7:14 PM CST
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On this day three years ago, I ranted about Sammy Sosa, and Ron Washington's gushing over him.
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He looks like Al Jolson
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
Last night
Last night we had “date night” with a couple of other couples we are friends with, and went to see Charlie Murphy at the Improv.
Charlie Murphy claimed that Michael Jackson has been reincarnated and has taken over Sammy Sosa’s body.
Also, the guy who opened for Charlie Murphy was a guy who, when they rattled off his credits, the first one they mentioned was “House Party 3.”
I didn’t even realize there was a “House Party 3.” I thought House Party 2 was so bad, it killed the franchise.
by Adam J. Morris on Jan 17, 2010 7:17 PM CST up reply actions
Did people get the joke? i.e. Has this been out there bout Sosa?
First time I’ve seen or heard. It’s like when Kramer met his black girlfriend’s parents, bizarro.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
Ah, ok.
I knew you lived in Houston, I just didn’t know they had an Improv there (or like the 15-ish other cities that apparently have one…neato).
The Addison Improv?
That place seems to draw some fairly decent talent. I always thought Charlie Murphy was a riot on the Chappelle Show. I was wondering what he’d been up to since Dave went off the deep end.
Chappelle hasn't...
gone off the deep end.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
Was Kid or Play in it?
I saw Kid hosting some video show the other day, anyone know what it was?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Handsome fella.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I want to make love to your manstache.
Violent, angry love.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
"Don't let the haircut fool you. I'm exceedingly wealthy." -Bill Gates.
by thedirkatron on Jan 17, 2010 7:26 PM CST up reply actions
I assumed you were responding to jparks
by Adam J. Morris on Jan 17, 2010 7:30 PM CST up reply actions
I call it...
the “Sex-Juicer” in my mind when I glance over and see that knee-weakening mustache.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 17, 2010 7:39 PM CST up reply actions
oh, if I could be your apple just for one day.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
you have big hands....
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Photo Caption:
Sammy Sosa arrives in character at his audition for a celebrity guest spot on “True Blood”.
Morality you can fake. Fun you either have or you don't.
A vampire with good hair, and feelings.
Singing pants on the ground while texting on the iphone in a car.
Then put a stamp on it “everything that is wrong with America”
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
That would be worse...
than a baby murderer.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jan 17, 2010 7:30 PM CST up reply actions
Babies are wrinkly-skinned jerks, and when they're fresh they smell kinda like your first night in prison.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
"Don't let the haircut fool you. I'm exceedingly wealthy." -Bill Gates.
by thedirkatron on Jan 17, 2010 8:47 PM CST up reply actions
No wonder you kick the shit out of them.
by inactive lsb user on Jan 17, 2010 8:49 PM CST up reply actions
heh.
Yeah, baby kicker.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Jan 17, 2010 11:38 PM CST up reply actions
In the future
I hope we don’t read the same rant about Vlad Guerrero, but I’m afraid we will.
I saw something...
(can’t remember where now) that talked about people who used that creme like Sosa to lighten their complexion. I guess it damages and thins your skin out pretty bad. She got to the point that she said her skin would bruise on touch.
Is being white really worth that shit?
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
Nope
Take it from one who’s been that way almost forever ……..
"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912) also -
"Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance."
~Ambrose Bierce
by Ed Coffin on Jan 17, 2010 9:32 PM CST up reply actions
Good god
That picture is horribly unsettling. I may not sleep tonight.
Truth be told, that’s partly because I’m having nightmares involving men in purple uniforms.
Tony Romo is that you?
Josey Wales born on LSB July 18, 2006 Jumped the shark--That glorious day in 2008. RIP Josey Wales.
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
Funny thing
This place was agog with The Sosa simply because JD signed him.
I looked at The Sosa and said he was perfect “for a team expecting to win 75 games.”
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
"Business as usual." - Tom Hicks on the Ranger off-season 11/19/09
Go be a fan of another team
You won’t be missed
Josey Wales born on LSB July 18, 2006 Jumped the shark--That glorious day in 2008. RIP Josey Wales.
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
He really needs to be "dazzled"
Josey Wales born on LSB July 18, 2006 Jumped the shark--That glorious day in 2008. RIP Josey Wales.
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
This place was 'agog' with 'The' Sosa?
Really? I don’t recall much beside ambivalence.
by Conjunction on Jan 17, 2010 11:53 PM CST up reply actions
LOL. The Revisionist History Josey is my favorite version.
I don’t want to encourage him, but I can’t help it.
Revisionist History Josey is my favorite version.
We all loved the Sosa signing when it went down… Oh, man. I love it.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
"Don't let the haircut fool you. I'm exceedingly wealthy." -Bill Gates.
by thedirkatron on Jan 18, 2010 12:18 AM CST up reply actions
It's really too awesome
"Dying ain't hard. It’s living in the wake of a thorough public humiliation that’s hard.--JDT217
Internet greatness http://www.lonestarball.com/2009/11/10/1125340/will-carroll-calls-out-josey-wales
by WestTxAg06 on Jan 18, 2010 9:21 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
this is so weird b/c it's Sammy F'n Sosa
I’ve spent a good amount of time in the Dominican Republic, and some Dominicans with darker skin use a “skin cream” (aka skin bleach) to make themselves look lighter skinned. They do this because the darker skinned peeps are looked down on by the more elite lighter skinned peeps (aka Spanish descendents). It’s some f’ed up shit…and weird that Sammy would partake because he is so damned famous down there.
"The mystery of the beginning of all things is insoluble by us; and I for one must be content to remain an agnostic" - Charles Darwin, you know who he is...
You have to take this picture down dude.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Guess they're not too confident the one-armed Pirate will recover
If they’re still looking for a shitty catcher to waste a 40-man spot on.
Shit.
Morality you can fake. Fun you either have or you don't.
I was going to add another comment to this thread..
but I’m so caught up in the magic that is Snap Hook Herald. FINALLY, GOD HAS ANSWERED MY PRAYERS!
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