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Feliz The Cheeez

 

Neffy puts it on a block of cheddar

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While waiting in line I noticed Martin Perez signing more and more mug shots of himself instead of fan memorablia. This lead me to infer that he probably didn't speak very good English and that he probably wasn't talking much to the autograph seekers.

 

 











The best part of the video (few will get) is that I try to speak good Spanish to Perez to which he embarrases me with a 'thank you'. Then I go all city-slang on Feliz, which probably confused him (observe how Perez tries to help him out with 'mucho queso').




























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Do people in Texas even know what Tillamook is?

It dominates grocery stores out here. It’s hard to find any cheese but, like, Kraft singles that isn’t Tillamook.

by philkid3 on Jan 31, 2010 1:21 AM CST up reply actions  

never heard of it.

lifelong Texan.

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Jan 31, 2010 1:49 PM CST up reply actions  

upgrade

from shopping at sack and save?

The sell it in all the big chain grocery stores. I’m pretty sure even Sams and Costco sell it.

by bdavison94 on Jan 31, 2010 5:53 PM CST up reply actions  

go to a Houlihan's

"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"

by Walter Sobchak on Feb 2, 2010 10:10 AM CST up reply actions  

Thinking the same thing

Fucking WalMart Cheese. Dude, Tilla is the heat. Dare I say Neftillamook.

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by Parman on Jan 31, 2010 3:04 PM CST up reply actions  

dang

If you are gonna have him sign some cheese at least buy the name brand. Cheap asshole went and bought the walmart generic.

"He's got one of those arms that could throw a marshmallow through a battleship."

- Anonymous Baseball Scout on Neftali Feliz

by theflip44 on Jan 30, 2010 11:08 PM CST reply actions  

'Great Value'

It’s a little more closer to the truth than ‘Sargento’. Sorry

by oc on Jan 30, 2010 11:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Name Brands are overrated

We need to not always make hard work out of sex- Rick Carlisle.

by sprite on Jan 30, 2010 11:47 PM CST up reply actions  

shakes magic eightball.

30 years later. OC is homeless on the streets of Dallas with only one item in his backpack, and it’s a 30 year old block of molded disgusting cheese with the autograph of one of the best pitchers of all time. If it wasn’t a danger to society he’d probably be a rich man, but sadly he wanders around Dallas with his sticky cheese, and crazy faces scaring children, and making grown men vomit at the smell that’s coming from his backpack.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jan 30, 2010 11:20 PM CST reply actions  

Fail

Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...

Hi, Keith. Is this the year Edinson Volquez finally wins RoY?

by Brian Thomas on Jan 31, 2010 12:00 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't see it as a fail, at all.

I’m sorry you feel that way, Brian.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jan 31, 2010 4:04 PM CST up reply actions  

That was outstanding

Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...

Hi, Keith. Is this the year Edinson Volquez finally wins RoY?

by Brian Thomas on Jan 31, 2010 12:04 PM CST up reply actions  

lol

The 40 Trumps All!!!

"Don't let the haircut fool you. I'm exceedingly wealthy." -Bill Gates.

by thedirkatron on Jan 31, 2010 7:23 PM CST up reply actions  

just his response in that voice alone

would’ve been worth it

"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"

by Walter Sobchak on Feb 2, 2010 10:12 AM CST up reply actions  

Definitely.

"Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence." -- Vince Lombardi

by coolaid on Jan 31, 2010 11:44 AM CST up reply actions  

agreed brett

The bloggerformelyknownasBigBaddBubbaJ

by NYTXFAN on Jan 31, 2010 12:53 PM CST up reply actions  

OC,

How long did it take you to come up with this line, and how many times did you practice delivering it before you fired it off?

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Jan 31, 2010 1:56 PM CST up reply actions  

That reminded me of the Simpsons episode

where Homer is wearing the hidden camera in a huge hat at the Quickie Mart.

Freude, schoener Goetterfunken,
Tochter aus Elysium,
Wir betreten feuertrunken,
Himmlische dein Heiligtum.

by t ball on Jan 30, 2010 11:27 PM CST reply actions  

There is a buzzing sound coming from your hat, perhaps you have a bee in your bonnet.

Bee?! Aaahh!

Greetings from the Humungus, the Ruler of the Wasteland, the Ayatollah of Rock and Roll-A. I laugh at your puny plans.

by Lord Humungus on Jan 31, 2010 2:45 PM CST up reply actions  

Freeze it

And keep it in Arizona with Ted Williams’ head. Then pray nobody in Glendale asks for head cheese in 2027.

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912) also -

"Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance."
~Ambrose Bierce

by Ed Coffin on Jan 31, 2010 1:24 AM CST up reply actions  

Wow

"There is the Vegetarian Hot Pocket for those of us who don't want to eat meat, but would still like diarrhea." Jim Gaffigan

by Suicide Prince on Feb 1, 2010 11:57 AM CST up reply actions  

Saw Martin's interview in spanish from that day.

He said that he started pitching at the age of 9 and it was his mother who encouraged him. I can’t footage of it, if anyone finds it, I could translate it.

by chrisR on Jan 31, 2010 2:43 AM CST reply actions  

i was like 5 people behind you in line

we both thought you were stupid for standing in line for that long for something that will be green and moldy in a week.

Greatest Inventions Ever? 1. TiVO, 2. Boobs, 3. Baseball

by willamos2 on Jan 31, 2010 12:16 PM CST reply actions  

I've had some cheese in my refrigerator for a year

It doesn’t look molded and it’s never been opened so it doesn’t smell. I don’t know why it’s not all disgusting, but it’s not, so perhaps there is some hope for the future of OC’s autographed cheese.

by Black Francis on Jan 31, 2010 12:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Cheese is a magnificent food product.

Very underrated in my opinion.

"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.

by AceJC on Jan 31, 2010 1:39 PM CST up reply actions  

naw man,

people freakin love cheese.

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Jan 31, 2010 1:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Says the guy who's never heard of Tillamook

Sheesh, hit a Tom Thumb sometime, wouldja…

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Jan 31, 2010 2:42 PM CST up reply actions  

ha.

Tom Thumb is gaheeeetto. ;)

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Jan 31, 2010 2:45 PM CST up reply actions  

I believe

we’re forgetting the most important, and classiest, cheese of them all….cottage cheese. But I have never seen a pitcher bring the “cottage cheese”

Rusty, the bed was very soft- Clark W. Griswold

by AndrusImpersonator on Jan 31, 2010 8:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Zing...

"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.

by AceJC on Jan 31, 2010 9:12 PM CST up reply actions  

HEY-OOOOOOOOOO

Rusty, the bed was very soft- Clark W. Griswold

by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 1, 2010 12:00 AM CST up reply actions  

oh, so you're assuming now that

nobody will follow your lead and get their cheeses signed by Feliz?

If they did, would you throw yours out?

Greatest Inventions Ever? 1. TiVO, 2. Boobs, 3. Baseball

by willamos2 on Jan 31, 2010 11:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Have him sign a cracker

with some of that spray can Easy Cheese. In fact, maybe I’ll just start calling Feliz Easy Cheese.

Freude, schoener Goetterfunken,
Tochter aus Elysium,
Wir betreten feuertrunken,
Himmlische dein Heiligtum.

by t ball on Jan 31, 2010 11:20 PM CST up reply actions  

uh

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

by iorange555 on Jan 31, 2010 11:23 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Felizy Cheese

I just thunder dunked your lob

by ab03 on Feb 1, 2010 8:22 AM CST up reply actions  

You know,

I thought of that, then thought it was just too cheesy.

Freude, schoener Goetterfunken,
Tochter aus Elysium,
Wir betreten feuertrunken,
Himmlische dein Heiligtum.

by t ball on Feb 1, 2010 9:40 AM CST up reply actions  

he looks pretty amused, that has to be the first time and probably the last..

time he signs a block of cheese LOL

I did not ask you if you have herpes. I said is that a hairpiece?!?

by BigGuns on Jan 31, 2010 11:19 PM CST reply actions  

nice

martin appears more mature than i imagined.

by Phat Elvis on Feb 1, 2010 12:46 AM CST reply actions  

nerves

"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"

by Walter Sobchak on Feb 2, 2010 10:16 AM CST up reply actions  

'Mucho Queso'

will one day be LSB’s tagline.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Feb 1, 2010 1:00 AM CST reply actions  

for now it's part of my sig ha

"Josey drives to games???
I always assumed he rides in on his high horse"
jam0152

Martin Perez, "Mucho queso"

by RangersSD on Feb 5, 2010 1:10 PM CST up reply actions  

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