LSB User Stats for 2008 and 2009
by Adam J. Morris on Jan 6, 2010 11:04 AM CST
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The SBN tech folks have generated some data from the past two years in regards to comments, FanPosts, FanShots, etc.
Want to know who the 10 most frequent commenters from last year were? Jump through to get that, and much more...
Stats For 2009
New Members
1192
Total Comments
507083
Total Stories
1456
Total FanPosts
1452
Total FanShots
1716
Most Active Commenters
| User | Count |
|---|---|
| lonestarJon | 19951 |
| tyd3311 | 14072 |
| iorange555 | 11553 |
| DSheppard | 11301 |
| Rodney | 11181 |
| Adam J. Morris | 9885 |
| Josey Wales | 9157 |
| knockoutking | 9111 |
| boomer1 | 8958 |
| oc | 8364 |
Most Stories
| User | Count |
|---|---|
| Adam J. Morris | 1390 |
| Brett Perryman | 48 |
| benmor78 | 18 |
Most FanPosts
| User | Count |
|---|---|
| Kinslerhomer | 122 |
| Jamey Newberg | 52 |
| Ted Price | 43 |
| RangerMad | 35 |
| PM Productions | 29 |
| thedirkatron | 27 |
| gossamer | 25 |
| cmkelly29 | 23 |
| Agreen07 | 21 |
| rooster | 20 |
Most FanShots
| User | Count |
|---|---|
| Adam J. Morris | 567 |
| Kinslerhomer | 152 |
| Brett Perryman | 48 |
| Joey Matschulat | 40 |
| RangerMad | 37 |
| philkid3 | 37 |
| Excel Hearts Choi | 26 |
| Texican8 | 24 |
| tyd3311 | 24 |
| ramjam36 | 24 |
Stats For 2008
New Members
1000
Total Comments
321209
Total Stories
1524
Total FanPosts
2374
Total FanShots
450
Most Active Commenters
| User | Count |
|---|---|
| lonestarJon | 14248 |
| DSheppard | 10799 |
| Longhorn | 8048 |
| Rodney | 7401 |
| t ball | 6937 |
| Adam J. Morris | 6598 |
| Gdawg | 6555 |
| ab03 | 6458 |
| thedirkatron | 6007 |
| baseballismyboyfriend | 5905 |
Most Stories
| User | Count |
|---|---|
| Adam J. Morris | 1432 |
| Brett Perryman | 83 |
| benmor78 | 9 |
Most FanPosts
| User | Count |
|---|---|
| philkid3 | 62 |
| thedirkatron | 61 |
| Excel Hearts Choi | 54 |
| Brett Perryman | 53 |
| Agreen07 | 52 |
| Jamey Newberg | 49 |
| NYTXFAN | 49 |
| Rodney | 48 |
| miles | 47 |
| rooster | 44 |
Most FanShots
| User | Count |
|---|---|
| philkid3 | 31 |
| Adam J. Morris | 28 |
| shroomer | 25 |
| lonestarJon | 15 |
| miles | 14 |
| txranger7 | 12 |
| Rodney | 12 |
| Kinslerhomer | 12 |
| t ball | 10 |
| BHill | 10 |
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this would be interesting to see
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
you should make a fanpost about it :)
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
#9
If I hadn’t been so bust the last two months of the year I could have moved up another 2 spots! lol
Josey Wales born on LSB July 18, 2006 Jumped the shark--That glorious day in 2008. RIP Josey Wales.
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
What's wierd is
My profile says I have 34,772 posts (I’m getting closer to that 35,000 milestone than I realized) and 34,747 of those have come at LSB. Yet the numbers above only add up to 34,199 by my math. And I I could swear I didn’t join before January 2008.
So unless I’m wrong about when I joined (probably the likely explanation) there’s 548 posts missing in there somewhere.
If the Rangers were in the playoffs... the soundtrack could be one long continuous fart, and I would love it. - cmkelly
by LSJ on Jan 6, 2010 7:36 PM CST up reply actions
Ha
I kind of doubt that.
If the Rangers were in the playoffs... the soundtrack could be one long continuous fart, and I would love it. - cmkelly
by LSJ on Jan 6, 2010 8:36 PM CST up reply actions
Why?
You’ve probably had that many just since lunch.
G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....
by t ball on Jan 6, 2010 9:20 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Do you really? That's just a moderately busy week for you
"Dying ain't hard. It’s living in the wake of a thorough public humiliation that’s hard.--JDT217
Internet greatness http://www.lonestarball.com/2009/11/10/1125340/will-carroll-calls-out-josey-wales
Well, we're 6 days in and I haven't been around here THAT much lately
Least it don’t seem like it.
If the Rangers were in the playoffs... the soundtrack could be one long continuous fart, and I would love it. - cmkelly
by LSJ on Jan 6, 2010 9:23 PM CST up reply actions
There are various conditions that might skew your profile comment count.
Mostly moderation related.
kling klang king of the rim ram room
You'll have to elaborate on the "various"
Because I really don’t think I’ve had 548 posts deleted by AJM.
If the Rangers were in the playoffs... the soundtrack could be one long continuous fart, and I would love it. - cmkelly
by LSJ on Jan 7, 2010 7:31 PM CST up reply actions
Happy to.
Best (yet still arbitrary) guess is about 75-85% of the “missing” comments were replies to deleted FanPosts, FanShots, Stories and parent comments.
For site performance reasons, the number in your profile is still going to reflect these comments.
What you should take away is 34,199 of your comments, all made between the day you signed up and 12 am on 1/1/2009 UTC, are still visible on the site. The difference between that number and your profile count is the result of a combination of direct and indirect (read: not targeted at you) moderation events.
kling klang king of the rim ram room
54.66 posts per day for LSJ in 2009
congrats?
"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan
or sad
either way
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
Put another way...
LSJ accounted for 3.9% of all the posts on LSB in 2009.
"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan
by Dirk Diggler on Jan 6, 2010 12:56 PM CST up reply actions
I think he needs to take a little time off.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
Yah, that's prolly how I my numbers get padded a bit
I rarely missed a GDT this year, and posting “yay”, “goddammit CD” or “what the fuck is Wash doing” every other pitch really jacks up your post count.
If the Rangers were in the playoffs... the soundtrack could be one long continuous fart, and I would love it. - cmkelly
by LSJ on Jan 6, 2010 7:28 PM CST up reply actions
Some of my friends are appalled by my post count on Texags (I may be over 20,000 by now)
But I spent quite a few games helping with the play-by-play on the Aggie baseball game threads. You can rack up a few hundred posts really quickly doing “Ball 1” or “2 run double!!!” and not even realize it.
"Dying ain't hard. It’s living in the wake of a thorough public humiliation that’s hard.--JDT217
Internet greatness http://www.lonestarball.com/2009/11/10/1125340/will-carroll-calls-out-josey-wales
Damn it,
My numbers for fanposts has plummeted. Also, the number one commenter seemed fairly obvious. Baseball Jesus!
The bloggerformelyknownasBigBaddBubbaJ
lonestar Jon
19,951 posts = 2.27 per hour, every hour, every day, for a year.
"Most of Jesus’s parables were economic parables, and they were free-market parables." -- Andrew Schlafly
His fingers must bleed
Josey Wales born on LSB July 18, 2006 Jumped the shark--That glorious day in 2008. RIP Josey Wales.
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
Fingers?
I think you mean brain.
"Most of Jesus’s parables were economic parables, and they were free-market parables." -- Andrew Schlafly
Zing!
Josey Wales born on LSB July 18, 2006 Jumped the shark--That glorious day in 2008. RIP Josey Wales.
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
thats insane lol
Nobody is perfect, i am nobody, therefore, i am perfect
by 34express on Jan 6, 2010 11:14 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
wow
Uh, what to say, I’ll just move along actually.
I know it's been awhile since you lived in Bawlmer, but have you followed the Sheila Dixon case at all?
Plea reached, and man, did she get off easy:
http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/maryland/baltimore-city/bal-dixon-trial0106,0,1965267.story
So, lemme see if I have this all straight.
As mayor, you pocket thousands of dollars of gift cards donated to the poor, spending them all on yourself.
Then you have the audacity to assert you “got confused.” That it was “accidental.”
They have you dead to rights, already guity on 1 charge of perjury, and another one that isn’t looking too good in coming up in March.
And this is the “fair deal” the DA works out??
A jury found Dixon guilty last month on a charge of stealing gift cards intended for needy families.
According to the seven-page agreement, signed in the judge’s chambers, the mayor waived her rights to appeal the two cases. She also agreed not to seek or to accept any payments for attorneys’ fees from the city and not to seek or be employed by the state or city during the term of her unsupervised probation. point.
Damn. She has to pay her own attorney’s fees. Harsh! At least she won’t ever have another opportunity to steal on the Gov. dime.
Dixon cannot run for city or state office for at least two years, but could attempt to run after that
Doh.
And the capper:
The deal allows Dixon to keep her $83,000 yearly pension amassed during a long career in public service, and prosecutors agreed not to seek further criminal charges against the mayor.
Unfuckinbelievable.
Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...
Hi, Keith. Is this the year Edinson Volquez finally wins RoY?
Ding!
Well done.
I almost missed your reference.
Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...
Hi, Keith. Is this the year Edinson Volquez finally wins RoY?
because it was based in reality
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
I still work for a company based in Baltimore
and was actually in town when the verdict came out. I haven’t followed the case really, but will say that I think Baltimore has the most corrupt local government in the country. Only New Orleans and Detroit give them a run for their money.
So does that mean few peeps were surprised?
Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...
Hi, Keith. Is this the year Edinson Volquez finally wins RoY?
Yeah,
no one I know was surprised at all that she did it of course. I’m sure a few were, maybe not surprised, but shake your head kind of reactions to the deal she got.
Clearly, I need to up my game.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
It would be interesting to see whos fanposts have been rec'd the most
The bloggerformelyknownasBigBaddBubbaJ
DA Tron, spurdynasty and miles would be right up there.
Josey Wales born on LSB July 18, 2006 Jumped the shark--That glorious day in 2008. RIP Josey Wales.
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
Yeah
I went back and looked. You are correct.
Josey Wales born on LSB July 18, 2006 Jumped the shark--That glorious day in 2008. RIP Josey Wales.
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
I think my Sexson fight transcript got a ton of recs
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
"a ton" equals 25. Only good for 13th.
You’ll get the top 10 this year, I’m sure of it.
It’s always nice to go back through the old archives and re-live some of those posts.
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
Yeah I think i was adding both the fanpost and how many it got in the GDT together and thought it was higher than 25
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
Here
http://www.lonestarball.com/fanposts/popular/all_time
"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.
by Kinslerhomer on Jan 6, 2010 11:33 AM CST up reply actions
GoET and Spur
look like the most popular recs
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
I would like to see some stats on words per comment
I want to see where Mike E ranks.
"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan
I'd also like to see the following metrics broken out for 2009:
1. most overall recs
2. most GDT specific posts
3. most images posted
4. most posts that elicited a reactionary campaign for the ability to block users
5. most posts whining about the Rangers refusal to sign Juan Cruz even though he was an absolute bargain.
What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.
I want to know who posted the most about the possibility of players shitting themselves on the field...
i would definitely be winning.
Quite a few in LSB
would be guilty of this regarding Blalock in mid-August.
Not sure who had the most blood on their hands as it seemed to be a gang-bang.
Just when it looked like your side was about to grab the upper-hand in The Great Hank F Blalock War of June 2009, JD screwed the pooch and called up Chris Davis.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
"Business as usual." - Tom Hicks on the Ranger off-season 11/19/09
Everyone, please just move along. Nothing to see here. Please disregard.
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
I like the look of hardwood floors
Josey Wales born on LSB July 18, 2006 Jumped the shark--That glorious day in 2008. RIP Josey Wales.
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
I think if we took away your replies to Josey
you would only be in the top 50, boomer.
You two should cancel each others out.
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
Damn it!
Josey Wales born on LSB July 18, 2006 Jumped the shark--That glorious day in 2008. RIP Josey Wales.
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
It was a great year for pant shitting.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2Dn0hs-CM8
kling klang king of the rim ram room
Not sure who had the most blood on their hands as it seemed to be a gang-bang.
Talk about a mixed metaphor
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by rlb02a on Jan 6, 2010 11:34 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
and for my own personal interest
I’d like to know how many times Dirkatron referenced the sweater vests that I supposedly but don’t actually own.
In fact, is there any way to create a montage of all of Dirk’s posts dealing with the acts of punting, deficating on, or sexing from behind any of the following parties:
Babies (neonate or toddler form), bums and assorted street urchins, hookers, non believers, fans of Twilight, or Nastia Liukin
What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.
Really? I wonder how many times the word "punt" has been used in reference to Dirk's use of the word "punt"
I bet a heck of a lot more than 16.
"Dying ain't hard. It’s living in the wake of a thorough public humiliation that’s hard.--JDT217
Internet greatness http://www.lonestarball.com/2009/11/10/1125340/will-carroll-calls-out-josey-wales
To answer your query
just look that the total number of Dirkatron posts. That’s a rough estimate right there.
G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....
I'm surpsised
by the number of new members.
I would have guessed LSB had ~400 members total. Odd.
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
Or a girl friend
Josey Wales born on LSB July 18, 2006 Jumped the shark--That glorious day in 2008. RIP Josey Wales.
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
My wife calls LSB
my “problem” or my “addiction”…and I’m not even in the top 10 of any of these.
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on Jan 6, 2010 11:37 AM CST up reply actions
Didn't you also start posting on BBTiA?
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Jan 6, 2010 12:30 PM CST up reply actions
The good thing about these stats
I feel like I spend too much time on here and then I see Lonestarjon’s post count and it makes me feel better about my life.
"Dying ain't hard. It’s living in the wake of a thorough public humiliation that’s hard.--JDT217
Internet greatness http://www.lonestarball.com/2009/11/10/1125340/will-carroll-calls-out-josey-wales
I just tell my wife this:
Would you rather me be on LSB, or (fill in the appropriate scenario) out at the bar/punting babies/shanking hookers or homeless people/stalking Feliz?
This usually elicits a shake of the head and she lets me go about my business.
Give it a shot sometime.
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
that's funny, because in my off-hours
I bar hop while punting babies and shanking hookers all the while stalking Feliz.
/coincidence?
//I think not.
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Dykstra has all the money!
ElectricOkra.com
I love stats like this
even though I probably am around #92 on the list of most frequent. Though words per post I probably would have ranked right up there, especially a few years ago.
Go Rice Owls!
Some of you fools need to get a life
Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...
Hi, Keith. Is this the year Edinson Volquez finally wins RoY?
...Says the nerd on the internet.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
"Don't let the haircut fool you. I'm exceedingly wealthy." -Bill Gates.
This calls for one of my favorite quotes:
http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/13/12321/3938#2654110
Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...
Hi, Keith. Is this the year Edinson Volquez finally wins RoY?
I'm glad to see
there were many fewer fanposts in the past year. That confirmed my feeling that we had fewer redundant posts.
G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....
I'm glad to see
there were many fewer fanposts in the past year. That confirmed my feeling that we had fewer redundant posts.
Who gives a shit what Josey says.............................
by Lil' Jonny Donuts on Jan 6, 2010 6:25 PM CST up reply actions
Interesting that LonestarJon hasn't posted in a post that documents his prolific posting prowess.
I’d love to see a breakdown of words per post. Mike E would take the cake for brevity. Who would win for (channeling Goyogringo here) loquaciousness?
Heh, I was thinking the exact same thing
"Dying ain't hard. It’s living in the wake of a thorough public humiliation that’s hard.--JDT217
Internet greatness http://www.lonestarball.com/2009/11/10/1125340/will-carroll-calls-out-josey-wales
I'm here
I just haven’t been stopping by till the evenings lately.
If the Rangers were in the playoffs... the soundtrack could be one long continuous fart, and I would love it. - cmkelly
by LSJ on Jan 6, 2010 7:24 PM CST up reply actions
That's what's so alarming.. you rack up these numbers and you're only online at night
Imagine this joker if he had Internet access 24/7
by oc on Jan 6, 2010 11:24 PM CST up reply actions
I do have internet access 24/7
If the Rangers were in the playoffs... the soundtrack could be one long continuous fart, and I would love it. - cmkelly
The rest of the time is spent on porn.
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
And other amoral activities, like robbing the TV industry blind by watching online streams
If the Rangers were in the playoffs... the soundtrack could be one long continuous fart, and I would love it. - cmkelly
Be careful. THEY are watching.
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
I'd stop non-chalantly bragging about that if I were you boy
by oc on Jan 6, 2010 11:37 PM CST up reply actions
You saw what Disney/ABC/ESPN did to Mike Leach.
They could crush you like a grape if you stand in their way of ratings or money my friend. Tread lightly.
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
If it really did that much to their revenue streams, my guess is half the sites I know of probably wouldn't exist.
Though I’m sure they’d like to figure out how to crush the online video-sharing community if they could.
If the Rangers were in the playoffs... the soundtrack could be one long continuous fart, and I would love it. - cmkelly
You steal even one penny from Mickey Mouse,
and you’re going to get yours. Don’t say I didn’t try to warn you.
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
LOL
Mickey will send Daffy to quack your ribs!
Josey Wales born on LSB July 18, 2006 Jumped the shark--That glorious day in 2008. RIP Josey Wales.
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
by boomer1 on Jan 7, 2010 7:13 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I wonder what percentage
of the 1000 new members each year become regular commenters, and for how long
doubt it could be measured
Most of the new people are too intimidated to write anything.
I guess you can’t blame them.
Wash is an idiot!!
Part of me is disappointed that I'm not in the top 10...
…and part of me is truly relieved.
What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit?
What I want to know is how this blog compares to the others in the division.
I’d really hate it if we were out-fanned by the Angels…
We are definitely out-moroned by them
"Dying ain't hard. It’s living in the wake of a thorough public humiliation that’s hard.--JDT217
Internet greatness http://www.lonestarball.com/2009/11/10/1125340/will-carroll-calls-out-josey-wales
I've gotta start joining more GDTs
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Mixing the days top 2 subjects around here...
Who would be the first elected into the Lone Star Ball HOF?
I don't know but I bet there would be a hell of a debate about Josey's candidacy and whether his antagonism is truly "greatness" worthy of the Hall
"Dying ain't hard. It’s living in the wake of a thorough public humiliation that’s hard.--JDT217
Internet greatness http://www.lonestarball.com/2009/11/10/1125340/will-carroll-calls-out-josey-wales
Late by about 4 hours
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
I'd look at comments like AB's
and Josey may have a ton of AB’s but he sure as hell isn’t hitting any pitches.
Josey Wales
is he the Ty Cobb of LSB?
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
Hell no. Ty Cobb was good
Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...
Hi, Keith. Is this the year Edinson Volquez finally wins RoY?
When does the Outlaw
start his Operation Shutdown?
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
Not soon enough
"Dying ain't hard. It’s living in the wake of a thorough public humiliation that’s hard.--JDT217
Internet greatness http://www.lonestarball.com/2009/11/10/1125340/will-carroll-calls-out-josey-wales
I was gonna say Pete Rose.
In that no one could ever doubt his effort, but oh how we all just wish he’d shut his damn mouth every once in a while.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
"Don't let the haircut fool you. I'm exceedingly wealthy." -Bill Gates.
I'd say
LSJ is more akin to Pete Rose. An accumulator that stuck around and did a lot of one thing.
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
I wonder what the coment numbers would be
without “LOL” or “This” or “+1.”
That's why they call them business sox
I wonder what the comment numbers would be
if the sight were censored? I sure as hell hate all the damn cussing. How do all of you fuckers feel about it?
Who gives a shit what Josey says.............................
by Lil' Jonny Donuts on Jan 6, 2010 6:33 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
I think it's fucking billshit too.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
I think your comment is so good it's out of site.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jan 6, 2010 6:44 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Gotcha
maybe I should be given a grammar sightation.
Who gives a shit what Josey says.............................
by Lil' Jonny Donuts on Jan 6, 2010 6:50 PM CST up reply actions
More NFL posts than MLB posts?
;)
by TooLegitToQuit on Jan 6, 2010 3:50 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Interesting stuff. The gameday thread guys own the top of the charts, obviously.
Wonder who leads in terms of comments that get “greened”?
My guess is T Ball.
We do love us some Dad jokes around LSB.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
"Don't let the haircut fool you. I'm exceedingly wealthy." -Bill Gates.
This site...
has so much gold and information. I’m not a big fan of GDT’s, but I understand why some people enjoy them. However If it’s the only reason you really like the site then I don’t think you’re reading enough of the other posts.
Again, just my opinion.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
Oh I agree there is a lot of information and things I would have never even knew about.
I’m mainly just talking about actually commenting. I read a lot of posts on here, but I don’t comment all that much unless it’s gameday threads mainly.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
Are you funnier in those threads?
Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...
Hi, Keith. Is this the year Edinson Volquez finally wins RoY?
You've seen this, right?
That’s freaking awesome.
And you’re a former Whale’s Vagina man, aren’t you?
The 40 Trumps All!!!
"Don't let the haircut fool you. I'm exceedingly wealthy." -Bill Gates.
I bet there's a few ballers out there with the last name of Bell who got new nicknames around 04 or 05 as well
Did you see the Hurt Locker yet?
Blu-ray tuesday, bubela.
Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...
Hi, Keith. Is this the year Edinson Volquez finally wins RoY?
Hurt Locker=Damn Good
Moon=~2001…dunno, it was captivating, just not so sure it was good.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
you have some weird addiction with my funniness scale.
I in no way referenced my amazing ability to make people laugh. I was just stating the gameday threads are far more fun…then well this.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
Nah
You are getting me confused with someone else.
I actually find you occasionally pretty funny. If your whole bit is to be someone who fails spectacularly with semi-poorly contrived gags, then yeah, you are funny.
Somehow, however, I don’t think all the fails are intentional. Still ends up funny at times though.
Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...
Hi, Keith. Is this the year Edinson Volquez finally wins RoY?
Whether it's Kaufman or Newhart,
I like it.
"Ho visto il tuo agire, non solo rendono per me. Basta un sacco di fluff".
Yeah, I think he's a legit candidate for most "greened" comments
"Dying ain't hard. It’s living in the wake of a thorough public humiliation that’s hard.--JDT217
Internet greatness http://www.lonestarball.com/2009/11/10/1125340/will-carroll-calls-out-josey-wales
I imagine I lead this site in a great many things...
*Baby Punting.
*Proclamations of love for the 40.
*References to “sex criming people”, usually in or around their fucking face or genitals.
*Brett Gardner Hearts Twilight references.
*Making fun of Brian Thomas for being probably the worst person on the planet and also for how ugly he is and how he has no idea how to pleasure a woman (or so his wife tells me).
*Lemon Loving.
*The NBA being rigged. (Which it is, btw.)
*Butt and/or Ass Shit
*Borderline nonsensical rants where I threaten to commit violence against the homeless and/or working poor.
But… most rec’d comments? Doubt it. Probably T for the Dad jokes, like I said, or possibly one of the quasi-analysts we have around here, like Trip or David or whoever. Damn them and their “knowledge”!!!
The 40 Trumps All!!!
"Don't let the haircut fool you. I'm exceedingly wealthy." -Bill Gates.
by thedirkatron on Jan 6, 2010 6:00 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
You forgot volatile, hyperbolic, over the top, anti-Eastwoodian vitriol spewage
Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...
Hi, Keith. Is this the year Edinson Volquez finally wins RoY?
What is that really saying though?
All it takes is someone requesting their post go green, or that someone other’s post should be “rec’d” green.
I think everybody should rec this, btw.
by cmkelly29 on Jan 6, 2010 5:48 PM CST up reply actions 4 recs
Flagged.
"Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence." -- Vince Lombardi
Do people actually do this?
Campaign for Recs on their comments?
If so, that’s pretty fucking weak sauce McLowenstein and they should be killed and buried in a cemetery right next to a bog or a swamp so it smells bad there.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
"Don't let the haircut fool you. I'm exceedingly wealthy." -Bill Gates.
by thedirkatron on Jan 6, 2010 6:03 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
A certain female poster was caught creating sock puppets to rec up her own diaries
Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...
Hi, Keith. Is this the year Edinson Volquez finally wins RoY?
That's quite cheap
when did this earthshattering controversy come to light?
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team. - LSJ
"I really think that" - LSJ, on being asked by AirJordan
It was during the season
Can’t remember whether it was this yr or 08.
Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...
Hi, Keith. Is this the year Edinson Volquez finally wins RoY?
What the hell
how did I miss that? I know I went for full season tickets this year so I’ve missed about half of the GDTs compared to 08, but you’d think I would have remembered that happening.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
I don't remember this incident, either.
"Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence." -- Vince Lombardi
Aug. 08
http://www.lonestarball.com/2008/8/27/602008/a-request
Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...
Hi, Keith. Is this the year Edinson Volquez finally wins RoY?
Wow.
I had completely forgotten the talk the LSB community had on boob jobs.
"Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence." -- Vince Lombardi
I recommend we convene an LSB get together
A discussion of such lofty principles needs visual aids to bring it to full fruition. More data and what not.
I’m thinking something along the lines of a boob job field trip.
What say you?
Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...
Hi, Keith. Is this the year Edinson Volquez finally wins RoY?
I second this
Josey Wales born on LSB July 18, 2006 Jumped the shark--That glorious day in 2008. RIP Josey Wales.
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
My 3 yr. old
is already starting to throw that stuff back at me, I’m paying for my sins.
G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....
A 3 year old who makes dj's?
Youtube was made for such things…
The 40 Trumps All!!!
"Don't let the haircut fool you. I'm exceedingly wealthy." -Bill Gates.
Of course
she never does it on camera. She’s so un-clutch that way.
G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....
Let's hope for your sake that she continues to not do it on camera.
/t ball
The 40 Trumps All!!!
"Don't let the haircut fool you. I'm exceedingly wealthy." -Bill Gates.
Well done,
punter of homeless babies. Since there is a reality show for everything else by now, I vote for you getting one. You’ll interview homeless children on the wonders of Lemon, then punt/fight/kick/scratch/scalp them. Of course, the theme song will be Robert Johnson’s Travellin’ Riverside Blues (squeeze my lemon until the juice runs down my leg…) or maybe Zeppelin’s The Lemon Song.
G G G E-flat_______ F F F D__________....
It's the battle between t ball, and thedirkatron 2010
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jan 6, 2010 7:01 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
What the hell is that walking behind the chair?
Josey Wales born on LSB July 18, 2006 Jumped the shark--That glorious day in 2008. RIP Josey Wales.
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
Josey Wales
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Jan 6, 2010 7:14 PM CST up reply actions 6 recs
Well played sir!
Josey Wales born on LSB July 18, 2006 Jumped the shark--That glorious day in 2008. RIP Josey Wales.
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
hahaha that's funny i.orange
but I don’t think that’s him cuz how does he put his big boy pants on without legs?
I did not ask you if you have herpes I said is that a hairpiece?!?
If only the dude in the green was wearing Dirk's sweet wife-beater
"Dying ain't hard. It’s living in the wake of a thorough public humiliation that’s hard.--JDT217
Internet greatness http://www.lonestarball.com/2009/11/10/1125340/will-carroll-calls-out-josey-wales
Damn...
the fanposts in 2008 were out of control.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
Actually...
after a second look, it appears they were just split between fanposts and fanshots in ’09.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
wasn't it a different system then?
There were no fan shots. I can’t remember when this fancy LSB got rolled out.
by Black Francis on Jan 6, 2010 5:24 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah...
not sure exactly when diaries turned into fanposts and fanshots. Late ’08 or early ’09 perhaps?
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
gotta be late 2008
Philkid had the most with 31.
Made 500 more posts in 09 than 08
And fell from 2nd to 4th, interesting.
I do think I have the most recs, ben said I had over 1,000. 95% of that is from .gifs in game day threads so… not exactly from brilliant analysis, but still true!
the preceding post was a great success.
by DShep on Jan 6, 2010 9:19 PM CST reply actions 3 recs
Wreck It!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
+ 1 DShep is the GDT Recmeister....
He stocks up during the GDT’s and he’s good for the rest of the year.
I did not ask you if you have herpes I said is that a hairpiece?!?
LSJ -- 49 shy of 20,000 has to be a heartbreaker
I think you can do it this year. Don’t be shy to give it the ol’ +1, +2, yep, or heh. I’m rooting for you.
Let the Count to 20,000 begin.
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
He is on a mission now
He will crush the 20,000 mark in just a few months just to ensure the record will never be broken! Seriously we might need to look in and see if LSJ is on HGH or another PED.
Josey Wales born on LSB July 18, 2006 Jumped the shark--That glorious day in 2008. RIP Josey Wales.
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
heh ..weill I hope he doesn't start doing crystal meth...
stay up all night and start responding to his own posts like sone on here already do.
I did not ask you if you have herpes I said is that a hairpiece?!?
I think we need an LSJ tracker in the upper right corner
LSJ’s Quest for 20,000.
and, AJM can set up some random drug testing so he doesn’t violate the rules. Of course, there isn’t an accurate test for HGH as of yet.
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
That would be greatness
A LSJ tracker.
Josey Wales born on LSB July 18, 2006 Jumped the shark--That glorious day in 2008. RIP Josey Wales.
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
GO JESUS GO!
If ya take one last hit off that crack pipe you can crank out 100 more comments!!
I did not ask you if you have herpes I said is that a hairpiece?!?
It would have to be classy.
This could go two ways:
One, it would be like South Park when they were first able to say the word “shit” on television. Hillarious.
Or Two, it would be like when Collin what’s-his-nuts did it on Sportsnation when they counted how many times they could mention Brett Farve.
Give me team chemistry and emotion over stats any day. Do you think 34,000 Ranger fans were screaming their asses off over Pudge and his .275 OBP?
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