Well he basically asked me to do it. So I'm going to write a fanpost about my pic. It's of the Electrician. Who of course is not on the team anymore, which I think makes us all sad. Not only was he an awesome picture but he put the "off" in walkoff because there was certainly something off about the faces he was making. Let's be honest here, he looks fucking scary. He looks like he's going to grab an apple and hold it to his mouth for awhile teasing it. Opening his mouth a few times like he's going to bite into it, but never does. Then after a few minutes he fucking kicks the apple 50 yards and it hits some kid in the head. The kid is alright aside from a little bump but get this the kid never eats fruits again. Which leads to bad health and he ends up having a short life, thanks to the fucking Electrician. He's so insane that I needed someone to come to my house and look at my lights and naturally I flip open the phonebook, guess what? His picture was on the Electrician page. It scared me so much that I fell over backwards in my chair and landed on a straw. The straw got stuck in my lower back and now everywhere I go people think I have a tail. All thanks to the fucking Electrician.
He's dangerous. One of my buddies said he was going to the restroom one day and he started to feel horny so he pulled out his playboy, and found this picture.
It scared the fuck out of him. It scared him so much that he ran outside with his pants undone and his semi-hard dick sticking out. He tripped over something and his dick landed right in an ant pile, and wouldn't you know it 500 ants started munching on that thing. He has a rash that hasn't left since, sadly no girl believes his "ant" story. The Electrician is fucking insane. After all that you'd think there couldn't be more, right? It's not the case. There is something even more insane. The Electrician told me the Rangers were going to the world series this year.
The Electrician is fucking insane.