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The LSB Banner Will Fly High in Arlington


Thanks to the awesomeness that is NorCalRanger, goET, and the rest of the bay area Rangers fans, the LSB banner that was in attendance when we clinched the division in Oakland will be present during the WORLD MF'ING SERIES IN ARLINGTON. It is currently being shipped to Texas, where it will be folded, carried to the ballpark in a special bag made from the smooth skin of 100 virgin Yankees fans, and will then be unfolded in section 239, down the right field line.

That means that everybody, every single man, woman, child, or Yankee fan that watches the World Series will see the banner proclaiming the awesomeness of the Rangers. At some point the national media will most likely zoom in on this banner, and will be made aware of the glory that is it, a glory surpassed only by the glory that is Cliff Lee!, a glory that we have all been a part of this year, and years past.

I love this team, I love this blog site, I love the banner, I love Cliff Lee!, I love Josh Hamilton, I love Boomsticks, I love watching Vlad not hit, but attack a ball six inches off the plate like the ball was a ninja wasp carrying poison meant to cripple his tiny children.

I love Adam von Marriagesmasher, I love goET, I love NorCal, I love WyoRanger, I love Rodney, I love tball, I acknowledge that Josey exists, I love Jamey Newberg, I love everybody else I didn't mention here.

I love you, Texas Rangers, and the banner proclaiming your greatness will be proudly borrowed and hung from my section so that the world may be awed by your glory.

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