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No more GoET going to games.
He has to start the GDTs from now on
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
by TxStCa on Oct 27, 2010 9:55 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
UGH
Cliff Lee: "Seventy or 80 percent of [Hamilton] is better than everyone else. Everyone knows his history. He’s a complete player who plays every aspect well. He’s the best player I’ve ever played with. That’s the best compliment I can give him.’’
The "light up Brian Wilson" thread
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Oct 27, 2010 9:55 PM CDT reply actions
Ben Morris, everybody!
Stand up and applaud this man for the link.
stands and claps
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Oct 27, 2010 9:56 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
rec
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Oct 27, 2010 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions
There were links in all the threads...
retard
"Blalock in the cleanup spot makes gives me agita." - Dustin
by benmor78 on Oct 27, 2010 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hahahahahaha
Cliff Lee: "Seventy or 80 percent of [Hamilton] is better than everyone else. Everyone knows his history. He’s a complete player who plays every aspect well. He’s the best player I’ve ever played with. That’s the best compliment I can give him.’’
Really?
lol
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Oct 27, 2010 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions
I think I still owe Adam for my suite ticket, too...
I do what I do.
"Blalock in the cleanup spot makes gives me agita." - Dustin
Click on my userid...
you will see the last like 7 or 8 posts are “new thread” posts.
"Blalock in the cleanup spot makes gives me agita." - Dustin
Ah.
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Oct 27, 2010 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions
You don't like to be applauded, though?
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Oct 27, 2010 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions
didnt someone predict lowe in the 8th?
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
Is that Mitch Pileggi doing voiceovers for JP Morgan?
"I think Elvis Andrus deliberately hits grounders to the right of shortstops to show that those shortstops aren’t Elvis Andrus" - Jeff
Let's see what Lowe has here....
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Oct 27, 2010 9:56 PM CDT reply actions
Beno can fix that problem
Cliff Lee: "Seventy or 80 percent of [Hamilton] is better than everyone else. Everyone knows his history. He’s a complete player who plays every aspect well. He’s the best player I’ve ever played with. That’s the best compliment I can give him.’’
It was JFE that said something about Lee's back.
Nevermind.
Don't listen to me. I'm a fucking moron.
Was it that she heard he hurt his back or she wonders if he hurt his back?
When you use those words, `mystique’ and `aura,’ those are dancers in a night club. Those are not things we concern ourselves on the ball field." – Curt Schilling on if the Yankees mystique and aura would affect the Diamondbacks in the 2001 World Series.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 27, 2010 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Wonders
Sorry, my twitter was going ape shit, and it took me awhile to find it.
Don't listen to me. I'm a fucking moron.
by hornedfrogs45 on Oct 27, 2010 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions
I'll go ahead and saying.
Shut up, bitch.
/Rhyner
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Oct 27, 2010 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions
96?
I knew Lowe had zip, but, 96?!
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Oct 27, 2010 9:57 PM CDT reply actions
Justin Smoak doesn't exist.
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
I have good feeling about winning tomorrow, and about Lee's next start
trying to be positive, something new for me.
I have a real dislike for the NY Yankees and their Stupid Ass Guido fans. - - The Texas Rangers are the new team of destiny.
Is that JD's squeeze?
Cliff Lee: "Seventy or 80 percent of [Hamilton] is better than everyone else. Everyone knows his history. He’s a complete player who plays every aspect well. He’s the best player I’ve ever played with. That’s the best compliment I can give him.’’
Good lord, Ryan and Co. looked like the Sopranos there....
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Oct 27, 2010 9:58 PM CDT reply actions
They run the show
Cliff Lee: "Seventy or 80 percent of [Hamilton] is better than everyone else. Everyone knows his history. He’s a complete player who plays every aspect well. He’s the best player I’ve ever played with. That’s the best compliment I can give him.’’
good point.
Nolan – Junior, sans alzheimers.
Chuck – Tony
JD – Christopher
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Oct 27, 2010 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions
My gosh.
Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.
"I've had people walk out on me before, but not when I was being so charming."
FUCK YOU RON WASHINGTON
I NEVER WANT TO SEE VLAD IN THE OUTFIELD AGAIN
"I think Elvis Andrus deliberately hits grounders to the right of shortstops to show that those shortstops aren’t Elvis Andrus" - Jeff
Oh, Vlad.....
ohhhhhh…..Vlad……………………………………………………………………………………………………
When you use those words, `mystique’ and `aura,’ those are dancers in a night club. Those are not things we concern ourselves on the ball field." – Curt Schilling on if the Yankees mystique and aura would affect the Diamondbacks in the 2001 World Series.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 27, 2010 9:58 PM CDT reply actions
WHY DID THEY BURN MUPRHY
Cliff Lee: "Seventy or 80 percent of [Hamilton] is better than everyone else. Everyone knows his history. He’s a complete player who plays every aspect well. He’s the best player I’ve ever played with. That’s the best compliment I can give him.’’
in the 6th or 7th.
PH for the P
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Oct 27, 2010 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Murph says hi.
Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.
"I've had people walk out on me before, but not when I was being so charming."
A night from hell.....
"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." - Chuck Morgan
It was only a matter of time, right?
Right?!
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Oct 27, 2010 9:59 PM CDT reply actions
sealed in our minds, but in the Guts mind?
I have a real dislike for the NY Yankees and their Stupid Ass Guido fans. - - The Texas Rangers are the new team of destiny.
you just knew that was going to happen, but maybe this will keep him out of right field from here on
I have a real dislike for the NY Yankees and their Stupid Ass Guido fans. - - The Texas Rangers are the new team of destiny.
This is actually a good thing
Now he DEF won’t be out there tomorrow
by TheHuntforRedOctober on Oct 27, 2010 9:59 PM CDT reply actions
True
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
by SarasotaRanger on Oct 27, 2010 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions
you'd think....
but wash do what wash do
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
oh i wouldnt say that
wash seemed keen on the idea. certainly helps the odds though.
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If Vlad plays RF tomorrow
It will be because Wash has lost his mind.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
I take back every good thing
I felt about Ron if he even fucking considers this.
by behindthebag on Oct 27, 2010 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions
My god
GET IN FRONT OF THE BALL YOU OLD FUCK
"I think Elvis Andrus deliberately hits grounders to the right of shortstops to show that those shortstops aren’t Elvis Andrus" - Jeff
K, that's it for Vlad in road games this series.
Buh bye.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
Shocker
Vlad sucks in right?! Stupid decision
Chan Ho bobble head
by Powder Blue Red Shoe on Oct 27, 2010 9:59 PM CDT reply actions
3 ERRORS UNACCEPTABLE
Cliff Lee: "Seventy or 80 percent of [Hamilton] is better than everyone else. Everyone knows his history. He’s a complete player who plays every aspect well. He’s the best player I’ve ever played with. That’s the best compliment I can give him.’’
Just getting all of the bad play and bad decisions out of their systems......
When you use those words, `mystique’ and `aura,’ those are dancers in a night club. Those are not things we concern ourselves on the ball field." – Curt Schilling on if the Yankees mystique and aura would affect the Diamondbacks in the 2001 World Series.
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Oct 27, 2010 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions
... and only Wash
Witt(less): Jersey Girl was a decent movie.
Chuck Greenberg: This is who we are now, and this is who we're gonna be.
by UserToBeNamedLater on Oct 27, 2010 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions
just out Borbon out in CF
and move Josh to right and Cruz to left … tomorrow Murph starts easy
Buddy Christ says Go Rangers!
Of course Vlad is The Impaler
He’s killing me with that defense.
"What IS your fascination with my forbidden closet of mystery?"
SEE......those damn weird dimensions out there caused that triple!!!!!!
oh wait……
"you can drop the antlers on 'em...or you can drop the claw on 'em."
7/10
scottrlucas
In terms of fielding, Vlad’s eventual transition from MLB to the over-50 softball league will be seamless
Cliff Lee: "Seventy or 80 percent of [Hamilton] is better than everyone else. Everyone knows his history. He’s a complete player who plays every aspect well. He’s the best player I’ve ever played with. That’s the best compliment I can give him.’’
Eric Byrnes can help him out
"I think Elvis Andrus deliberately hits grounders to the right of shortstops to show that those shortstops aren’t Elvis Andrus" - Jeff
Well, at least I can completely stop caring again
"I think Elvis Andrus deliberately hits grounders to the right of shortstops to show that those shortstops aren’t Elvis Andrus" - Jeff
let em get all of this shit out of their systems, one really bad game, then win it all
I have a real dislike for the NY Yankees and their Stupid Ass Guido fans. - - The Texas Rangers are the new team of destiny.
Not like we were coming back anyway.
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Oct 27, 2010 10:02 PM CDT reply actions
I hate this stadium
Cliff Lee: "Seventy or 80 percent of [Hamilton] is better than everyone else. Everyone knows his history. He’s a complete player who plays every aspect well. He’s the best player I’ve ever played with. That’s the best compliment I can give him.’’
never won there - just saying....
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Oct 27, 2010 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Meatballs....
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Oct 27, 2010 10:02 PM CDT reply actions
When I get home I am going to Bengie Molina my liquor cabinet.
by dolphinpuncher on Oct 27, 2010 10:02 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
You're going to lumber over to it extremely slowly and allow it to skip through your legs?
"I think Elvis Andrus deliberately hits grounders to the right of shortstops to show that those shortstops aren’t Elvis Andrus" - Jeff
Nippert please
Cliff Lee: "Seventy or 80 percent of [Hamilton] is better than everyone else. Everyone knows his history. He’s a complete player who plays every aspect well. He’s the best player I’ve ever played with. That’s the best compliment I can give him.’’
Hm.
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Oct 27, 2010 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions
He's shown more than Lowe.
The lack of Frankie Frank is painful
Cliff Lee: "Seventy or 80 percent of [Hamilton] is better than everyone else. Everyone knows his history. He’s a complete player who plays every aspect well. He’s the best player I’ve ever played with. That’s the best compliment I can give him.’’
lowe hasnt exactly had much time to show anything
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
He pitched end of the season good and very meh
Cliff Lee: "Seventy or 80 percent of [Hamilton] is better than everyone else. Everyone knows his history. He’s a complete player who plays every aspect well. He’s the best player I’ve ever played with. That’s the best compliment I can give him.’’
Well, he's always been a 7 K/9 4 BB/9 guy
don’t know what people were expecting
by MonkeyEpoxy on Oct 27, 2010 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Vomit
Giant sack of fucking fuck
Chan Ho bobble head
by Powder Blue Red Shoe on Oct 27, 2010 10:02 PM CDT reply actions
why bother getting kirkman warm?
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
Kirkman?
This game was over when you brought Lowe in. Don’t be a fucking retard Ron.
Where is Every Day Eddie when you need him
Cliff Lee: "Seventy or 80 percent of [Hamilton] is better than everyone else. Everyone knows his history. He’s a complete player who plays every aspect well. He’s the best player I’ve ever played with. That’s the best compliment I can give him.’’
1 run win tomorrow and its all squared up
let them score 15 i dont care.
Check out my webcomic - Fanatics
for true
I have a real dislike for the NY Yankees and their Stupid Ass Guido fans. - - The Texas Rangers are the new team of destiny.
Hitting them yes
Cliff Lee: "Seventy or 80 percent of [Hamilton] is better than everyone else. Everyone knows his history. He’s a complete player who plays every aspect well. He’s the best player I’ve ever played with. That’s the best compliment I can give him.’’
Yep
This is how we are playing tonight.
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
I somehow figured that was going to be the song
Cliff Lee: "Seventy or 80 percent of [Hamilton] is better than everyone else. Everyone knows his history. He’s a complete player who plays every aspect well. He’s the best player I’ve ever played with. That’s the best compliment I can give him.’’
Holy shit, I had that playing while Vlad was kicking the ball around.
Witt(less): Jersey Girl was a decent movie.
Chuck Greenberg: This is who we are now, and this is who we're gonna be.
by UserToBeNamedLater on Oct 27, 2010 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Watching this game with this playing makes it almost all better.
"What IS your fascination with my forbidden closet of mystery?"
By the way, just in case i have not said this enough.......I HATE NL BASEBALL
pitchers hitting is just not right
I have a real dislike for the NY Yankees and their Stupid Ass Guido fans. - - The Texas Rangers are the new team of destiny.
Remember when Lee hit that double and we got all excited? Aw, good times.
by Giant Space Ants on Oct 27, 2010 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions
yes, seems like years ago
I have a real dislike for the NY Yankees and their Stupid Ass Guido fans. - - The Texas Rangers are the new team of destiny.
This is just sad
"I think Elvis Andrus deliberately hits grounders to the right of shortstops to show that those shortstops aren’t Elvis Andrus" - Jeff
GOOD JOB WASH
Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.
"I've had people walk out on me before, but not when I was being so charming."
LOLOLOL
Vlad can’t even fucking pick the ball up. Horrible.
GET VLAD OUT OF RIGHT FIELD
Cliff Lee: "Seventy or 80 percent of [Hamilton] is better than everyone else. Everyone knows his history. He’s a complete player who plays every aspect well. He’s the best player I’ve ever played with. That’s the best compliment I can give him.’’
TWO bobbles.
Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.
"I've had people walk out on me before, but not when I was being so charming."
My Grandfather can play a better RF than Vladimir Guerrero
AND MY GRANDFATHER IS FUCKING DEAD
"I think Elvis Andrus deliberately hits grounders to the right of shortstops to show that those shortstops aren’t Elvis Andrus" - Jeff
Is he a zombie?
Cliff Lee: "Seventy or 80 percent of [Hamilton] is better than everyone else. Everyone knows his history. He’s a complete player who plays every aspect well. He’s the best player I’ve ever played with. That’s the best compliment I can give him.’’
Jeez
This is brutal. Get Vlad out of there
Chan Ho bobble head
by Powder Blue Red Shoe on Oct 27, 2010 10:05 PM CDT reply actions
not for me
that was complete shell shock kin the stands
this was irritating for a longer time obviously, but not as crushing.
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The way this is dragging on is what's killing me
But Vlad’s antics in right field are what tipped it over. That and remembering that this was a Cliff Lee start.
nah
didn’t waste a good start by ceej in this one
by dalboslaston on Oct 27, 2010 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions
This. Even Cliff can have an off game.
I hate it, but if they are going to botch plays and take an inconsistent approach at the plate, at least it’s piled on top of a bad start.
If Vlad starts tomorrow, someone else can have my Game Five ticket.
…for a price of course.
"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin
Not like we were coming back anyway.
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Oct 27, 2010 10:06 PM CDT reply actions
I forgot that Lowe wasn't very good when he showed up at the end of the season.
Now I remember!
by Giant Space Ants on Oct 27, 2010 10:06 PM CDT reply actions
Not like Vlad has helped him much.
Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.
"I've had people walk out on me before, but not when I was being so charming."
If Vlad plays tomorrow it'll be official
Wash is on coke again.
Troller formerly know as Cowboysaficionado.
Nolan best order Wash to never let Vlad play the outfield again, Is his bat really worth this, not so far in the post season it is not
I have a real dislike for the NY Yankees and their Stupid Ass Guido fans. - - The Texas Rangers are the new team of destiny.
His bat has been shit this postseason.
Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.
"I've had people walk out on me before, but not when I was being so charming."
on the bright side, maybe game 3-5 tickets will get cheaper
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
10 runs
4 errors
Chan Ho bobble head
by Powder Blue Red Shoe on Oct 27, 2010 10:07 PM CDT reply actions
OMGEE
Cliff Lee: "Seventy or 80 percent of [Hamilton] is better than everyone else. Everyone knows his history. He’s a complete player who plays every aspect well. He’s the best player I’ve ever played with. That’s the best compliment I can give him.’’
VLADIMIR GUERRERO TAKES PRIDE IN HIS DEFESE
"I think Elvis Andrus deliberately hits grounders to the right of shortstops to show that those shortstops aren’t Elvis Andrus" - Jeff
Raul Ibanez style?
Cliff Lee: "Seventy or 80 percent of [Hamilton] is better than everyone else. Everyone knows his history. He’s a complete player who plays every aspect well. He’s the best player I’ve ever played with. That’s the best compliment I can give him.’’
Apparently so
We got a roundabout drop via a Ron Washington quote from FOX that inning.
"I think Elvis Andrus deliberately hits grounders to the right of shortstops to show that those shortstops aren’t Elvis Andrus" - Jeff
Clown baseball you say?

In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
Sorry wrong pic
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
I chuckled
Cliff Lee: "Seventy or 80 percent of [Hamilton] is better than everyone else. Everyone knows his history. He’s a complete player who plays every aspect well. He’s the best player I’ve ever played with. That’s the best compliment I can give him.’’
Jeff with an excellent point
LookoutLanding
Vlad’s adventures may actually be good for the Rangers in the end, as this way he won’t be allowed to hurt them in a more critical game
Cliff Lee: "Seventy or 80 percent of [Hamilton] is better than everyone else. Everyone knows his history. He’s a complete player who plays every aspect well. He’s the best player I’ve ever played with. That’s the best compliment I can give him.’’
vlad errors or not
wont be seeing Lowe in a close game anytime soon.
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Hahaha Molina got lucky on that pick
Even he looked surprised he got that.
"I think Elvis Andrus deliberately hits grounders to the right of shortstops to show that those shortstops aren’t Elvis Andrus" - Jeff
See ya Vlad.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
by TxStCa on Oct 27, 2010 10:09 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Sup, bitches?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
And Sir Cliff, Ian, Tiny E and Vlad.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
by Josey Wales on Oct 27, 2010 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Young cost Lee
15 pitches in that one inning? Could have been a different game had he been able just to move 2 inches and get in front of a damn ball.
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
I don't blame Ian
but definitely Lee has to be better. Andrus’ error didn’t cost us
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
U of P strikes again.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
by Josey Wales on Oct 27, 2010 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions
How about that fucking Young
DIAF
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
Young was fucking awful
nice error, and he should have caught that fucking line drive. he does this stupid fucking hop to get ready for when the ball is hit when the ball is going by him. I hate you Young!
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Leadership has you in the World Series.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
by Josey Wales on Oct 27, 2010 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions
well then, put me in coach!!
Where’s my glove??
"you can drop the antlers on 'em...or you can drop the claw on 'em."
I got confident
And the ceiling fell in on me again.
"I think Elvis Andrus deliberately hits grounders to the right of shortstops to show that those shortstops aren’t Elvis Andrus" - Jeff
Young was leading tonight
Cliff Lee: "Seventy or 80 percent of [Hamilton] is better than everyone else. Everyone knows his history. He’s a complete player who plays every aspect well. He’s the best player I’ve ever played with. That’s the best compliment I can give him.’’
Let me guess
Young played his ass off he just wasn’t rewarded? amirite!
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
NO ONE CARES ABOUT JOE MONTANA
AND THE CATCH WAS A FLUKE SHUT UP ABOUT IT
Cliff Lee: "Seventy or 80 percent of [Hamilton] is better than everyone else. Everyone knows his history. He’s a complete player who plays every aspect well. He’s the best player I’ve ever played with. That’s the best compliment I can give him.’’
IT'S ANDRUS NOT ANDROOS
Cliff Lee: "Seventy or 80 percent of [Hamilton] is better than everyone else. Everyone knows his history. He’s a complete player who plays every aspect well. He’s the best player I’ve ever played with. That’s the best compliment I can give him.’’
get over it we're not gonna win obviously
1) get rid of Vlad tmrw
2) hey look, SF scored 10 runs tonight. that’s about all the runs they’ll score this series i’m hoping
by pinoyintegrity on Oct 27, 2010 10:09 PM CDT reply actions
what pisses me off
is that Ogando was overused in this game. why pitch him 2 innings. WTF are you thinking Wash??? what stupid shit was that.
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Washington doesn't trust him
Which I don’t get. He lost the 8th inning role somehow, and Washington fell in love with Darren Oliver again. And O’day clearly has lost something, whether it’s his confidence or what, but he looks extremely hittable
It's probably the only work he'll see all series, unless there's another game like this
So it’s hard for me to complain about that.
"I think Elvis Andrus deliberately hits grounders to the right of shortstops to show that those shortstops aren’t Elvis Andrus" - Jeff
Ogando is your 2nd best 'pen arm
you save the bullpen with somebody else
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
yep and no reason to burn up Kirkman now either
I have a real dislike for the NY Yankees and their Stupid Ass Guido fans. - - The Texas Rangers are the new team of destiny.
They can apparently score enough they're in the fucking World Series.
"There's really no way of knowing... Sometimes when I see their big eyes looking up from my lap I think, that's definitely a homeless guy in a fur coat." Betty White on SNL
by Pocket Ninja on Oct 27, 2010 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Why whould he need his best stuff
If this is all a fluke?
by Giant Space Ants on Oct 27, 2010 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Nobody scores 10 runs every game
But it’s not like the Giants have absolutely no offense. The A’s have great pitching and no offense, and they were around .500. This team is not the A’s, they won over 90 games
we need a great game from Ceej tomorrow, no doubt
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Eh
Dat da way baseball go.
"There's really no way of knowing... Sometimes when I see their big eyes looking up from my lap I think, that's definitely a homeless guy in a fur coat." Betty White on SNL
Ok, I think we can safely say
the Vladdy in right experiment is a bust. Not a time to worry about hurt feelings Wash, start The Murph tomorrow, dude.
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
Yes, I thought that was implied.
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
by DonDrapersOPS on Oct 27, 2010 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Both of you two need to leave. Like, right now.
by Giant Space Ants on Oct 27, 2010 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions
You are stupid as hell
Cliff Lee: "Seventy or 80 percent of [Hamilton] is better than everyone else. Everyone knows his history. He’s a complete player who plays every aspect well. He’s the best player I’ve ever played with. That’s the best compliment I can give him.’’
Gay is not an insult.
This is 2010, brah
by Past A Diving Michael Young on Oct 27, 2010 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
You make homophobic remarks.
Who wants you around soiling our somewhat good name?
"What IS your fascination with my forbidden closet of mystery?"
I don't believe that's acceptable either.
by Giant Space Ants on Oct 27, 2010 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes both need to be dispersed of
Cliff Lee: "Seventy or 80 percent of [Hamilton] is better than everyone else. Everyone knows his history. He’s a complete player who plays every aspect well. He’s the best player I’ve ever played with. That’s the best compliment I can give him.’’
Fuck you prick
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
Is it really that difficult to type "you"
whether on a qwerty keyboard or not?
"What IS your fascination with my forbidden closet of mystery?"
you didn't get the point the first time, how THICK are you?
This shit ain't over til Bengie Molina sings.
You're still here?
You’re a fucking infant.
by DrumsInTheDeep on Oct 27, 2010 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, it's just a word.
It’s not like words have ever been used as a tool of discrimination. Some people, amirite?
by Past A Diving Michael Young on Oct 27, 2010 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Wow are you 13, I didn't even use this insult as a teen
Cliff Lee: "Seventy or 80 percent of [Hamilton] is better than everyone else. Everyone knows his history. He’s a complete player who plays every aspect well. He’s the best player I’ve ever played with. That’s the best compliment I can give him.’’
OMG YOU OWNED HIM DUDE !!!1!
INTERWEBS HIGH FIVE
by Past A Diving Michael Young on Oct 27, 2010 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions
This is turned from distressing to darkly humorous.
Is this place an echo chamber? Where’s the banhammer?
by DrumsInTheDeep on Oct 27, 2010 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions
paging Boomer for a no anestesia lobotomy, paging Boomer
is there anyone home here?!?!
This shit ain't over til Bengie Molina sings.
I've got a boot that does good puntings
Cliff Lee: "Seventy or 80 percent of [Hamilton] is better than everyone else. Everyone knows his history. He’s a complete player who plays every aspect well. He’s the best player I’ve ever played with. That’s the best compliment I can give him.’’
Juck
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
thank you! stick a turtle brain in there or something, anything's an upgrade!
This shit ain't over til Bengie Molina sings.
I'm pretty sure BigGuns...
is not ashamed of sucking it. He could also probably squash you like a bug.
"Blalock in the cleanup spot makes gives me agita." - Dustin
How you would know do you know him personally?
I’d bet he’d kick your ass then kick it again for kicks
Cliff Lee: "Seventy or 80 percent of [Hamilton] is better than everyone else. Everyone knows his history. He’s a complete player who plays every aspect well. He’s the best player I’ve ever played with. That’s the best compliment I can give him.’’
BAN THIS MORON
Cliff Lee: "Seventy or 80 percent of [Hamilton] is better than everyone else. Everyone knows his history. He’s a complete player who plays every aspect well. He’s the best player I’ve ever played with. That’s the best compliment I can give him.’’
MORE TROLLS WHO WON'T LEAVE LAST TIME I CHECK WE DON'T TROLL SO STUF AND GTFO
Cliff Lee: "Seventy or 80 percent of [Hamilton] is better than everyone else. Everyone knows his history. He’s a complete player who plays every aspect well. He’s the best player I’ve ever played with. That’s the best compliment I can give him.’’
x

In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
by boomer1 on Oct 27, 2010 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
LOL
Will you think of this game while you’re getting dick tonight?
"There's really no way of knowing... Sometimes when I see their big eyes looking up from my lap I think, that's definitely a homeless guy in a fur coat." Betty White on SNL
by Pocket Ninja on Oct 27, 2010 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Sorry
I’m drunk and angry I retract my stupid statement
"There's really no way of knowing... Sometimes when I see their big eyes looking up from my lap I think, that's definitely a homeless guy in a fur coat." Betty White on SNL
by Pocket Ninja on Oct 27, 2010 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Love you too
"There's really no way of knowing... Sometimes when I see their big eyes looking up from my lap I think, that's definitely a homeless guy in a fur coat." Betty White on SNL
by Pocket Ninja on Oct 27, 2010 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Also I suppose that was more of a question than a statement.
"There's really no way of knowing... Sometimes when I see their big eyes looking up from my lap I think, that's definitely a homeless guy in a fur coat." Betty White on SNL
by Pocket Ninja on Oct 27, 2010 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions
You're the biggest fucking bandwagon cocksucker I have fucking ever seen.
You’re all up the Yankees asses until they get shit on by the Rangers and then you bounce your dumb ass over here and hop on our dicks. Now that the Giants won tonight, your illiterate ass comes over here and talks shit about the Rangers. STFU AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE YOU FUCKING TOOL.
YAY BEN WITH THE HAMMER!
Cliff Lee: "Seventy or 80 percent of [Hamilton] is better than everyone else. Everyone knows his history. He’s a complete player who plays every aspect well. He’s the best player I’ve ever played with. That’s the best compliment I can give him.’’
It's only two extra letters. I think YOu can do it, bro
by MonkeyEpoxy on Oct 27, 2010 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions
I wouldn't fucking count on it.
I think he’s so fucking stupid that he doesn’t realize those two letters are in that word.
Fuck the juck

In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
Pot, kettle, black
Cliff Lee: "Seventy or 80 percent of [Hamilton] is better than everyone else. Everyone knows his history. He’s a complete player who plays every aspect well. He’s the best player I’ve ever played with. That’s the best compliment I can give him.’’
That and cunt
Go back to bed pig
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
You have no friends and nobody will ever love you
Go microwave a bagel and fuck it, douche
by MonkeyEpoxy on Oct 27, 2010 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm not as upset by that as many of the others on the blog.
I just think you’re a fucking moron, and that alone is reason enough to hate you.
Regression sucks
Cliff Lee: "Seventy or 80 percent of [Hamilton] is better than everyone else. Everyone knows his history. He’s a complete player who plays every aspect well. He’s the best player I’ve ever played with. That’s the best compliment I can give him.’’
the Darrens are both used up, too much pitching this season
I have a real dislike for the NY Yankees and their Stupid Ass Guido fans. - - The Texas Rangers are the new team of destiny.
Dammit, I canceled my recording of Terriers to watch this.
by Past A Diving Michael Young on Oct 27, 2010 10:13 PM CDT reply actions
I must be out of the loop
What the fuck is Terriers?
"There's really no way of knowing... Sometimes when I see their big eyes looking up from my lap I think, that's definitely a homeless guy in a fur coat." Betty White on SNL
by Pocket Ninja on Oct 27, 2010 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions
A really good PI show on FX
"I think Elvis Andrus deliberately hits grounders to the right of shortstops to show that those shortstops aren’t Elvis Andrus" - Jeff
Hell i wasted a DVD on this mess, garabge can material now
I have a real dislike for the NY Yankees and their Stupid Ass Guido fans. - - The Texas Rangers are the new team of destiny.
Let them curb stomp us.
That way these idiots get it together.
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Oct 27, 2010 10:13 PM CDT reply actions
Gagree
Should be embarrassed and angry. Game on
Chan Ho bobble head
by Powder Blue Red Shoe on Oct 27, 2010 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions
and this is a team that has struggled to score more than 5 runs.........uh oh.
"you can drop the antlers on 'em...or you can drop the claw on 'em."
It's gonna be a bad game
when even Cliff Lee brings suck
"I wanted to go out there and punch Julio" - Ron Washington
So, at this juncture in the game, what's been our biggest shit log?
by dolphinpuncher on Oct 27, 2010 10:14 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Face
Gets honorable mention from me. That error in the 5th hurt.
Chan Ho bobble head
by Powder Blue Red Shoe on Oct 27, 2010 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Net Schierholz actually has a career .385 wOBA against lefties
vs. .288 against righties.
Completely pointless to bring in Kirkman there to face him, and Ron just found that out.
"I think Elvis Andrus deliberately hits grounders to the right of shortstops to show that those shortstops aren’t Elvis Andrus" - Jeff
Every team has a game like this
Just have to move on. The Rangers are better than this and the Giants are not nearly this good.
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
You see the problem with this rationalization
is the series is only a maximum of 7 games.
Wow I had no idea

There are still 6 games left….No?
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
The problem is even if the Rangers are the better team over a season
it may not be evident in a 7 game series.
Stop being a prick.
I'm not
I’m just saying there are 6 games left. Win tomorrow and all is good. A split is all we were wanting anyway in the first two games.
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
Honestly
I’d be worried more if it was our hitting that turned to garbage. All of our prolonged slumps this year happened when we stopped hitting. As long as we keep hitting, I have faith in our arms
is it bad to lose from a blowout or lose by 1 run? (and I know ppl will tell me losing is never good)
but srsly, pick one
by pinoyintegrity on Oct 27, 2010 10:15 PM CDT reply actions
1 run is worse
utterly gut-wrenching. At least the score is numbing by teh end of the game in a blowout.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
by SarasotaRanger on Oct 27, 2010 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Game 1 of the the ALCS was a hell of a lot worse than this mess
I have a real dislike for the NY Yankees and their Stupid Ass Guido fans. - - The Texas Rangers are the new team of destiny.
It is just one game and maybe they learned some things, like Cliff does not like so many off days
and Vlad should NEVER pick up a glove again
I have a real dislike for the NY Yankees and their Stupid Ass Guido fans. - - The Texas Rangers are the new team of destiny.
Schick Hydro babe
for the spank bank tonight.
Silver lining, I suppose.
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
How about we score enough to have them put in Wilson.
"What IS your fascination with my forbidden closet of mystery?"
Can I get some SALMA just because?
"There's really no way of knowing... Sometimes when I see their big eyes looking up from my lap I think, that's definitely a homeless guy in a fur coat." Betty White on SNL
SPEED BABY!!!!
I have a real dislike for the NY Yankees and their Stupid Ass Guido fans. - - The Texas Rangers are the new team of destiny.
Judy sighting!
Never a good thing for Ranger fans looking for a win.
Now 1 for 8 in post-season.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
He's only getting one at bat
Cliff Lee: "Seventy or 80 percent of [Hamilton] is better than everyone else. Everyone knows his history. He’s a complete player who plays every aspect well. He’s the best player I’ve ever played with. That’s the best compliment I can give him.’’
Do you ever shut the fuck up?
Most of us are pissed and angry at this game and all you do is come in here and piss people off more? Are you beating off when you write this shit?
Just ignore him
He’s just a turd who wants attention.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
by SarasotaRanger on Oct 27, 2010 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions
I know he is a jackass.
And everyone around here gives him attention. That’s the problem. I never speak to this clown but his little sentiments are fucking laughable.
Eh, fuck it......
let’s work their bullpen a bit more.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
by SarasotaRanger on Oct 27, 2010 10:20 PM CDT reply actions
We just need a 7 run shot here.....
"you can drop the antlers on 'em...or you can drop the claw on 'em."
She doesn't look happy. How fitting.
by Giant Space Ants on Oct 27, 2010 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions
I wish
she looked “cold.”
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
by Josey Wales on Oct 27, 2010 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions
She just watched a MY at-bat
by dolphinpuncher on Oct 27, 2010 10:24 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Thank you
she keeps me calm
"There's really no way of knowing... Sometimes when I see their big eyes looking up from my lap I think, that's definitely a homeless guy in a fur coat." Betty White on SNL
by Pocket Ninja on Oct 27, 2010 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions
How can you post mobile pics?
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Oct 27, 2010 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Just type it out.
<.img. .src.=“url”/.>
with no periods
by Past A Diving Michael Young on Oct 27, 2010 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm pretty fucking amazing.
by dolphinpuncher on Oct 27, 2010 10:25 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I can't be that mad.
This is already the most successful season in franchise history, and only Game 1. CJ will do work.
by DrumsInTheDeep on Oct 27, 2010 10:21 PM CDT reply actions
More Michael young suckage
I have a real dislike for the NY Yankees and their Stupid Ass Guido fans. - - The Texas Rangers are the new team of destiny.
WHAT VETERAN GRIT ON THAT FLY TO RIGHT
"What IS your fascination with my forbidden closet of mystery?"
I never thought World Series Game 1 could possibly be such a trashbag full of abortions.
"I think Elvis Andrus deliberately hits grounders to the right of shortstops to show that those shortstops aren’t Elvis Andrus" - Jeff
CJ
Will even this up tomorrow. Book that shit.
We need more runs...
let's hope, 1-1 in San Fran would be big
I have a real dislike for the NY Yankees and their Stupid Ass Guido fans. - - The Texas Rangers are the new team of destiny.
Hello my name is Mikey Young and I'm a ...
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
Too obvious...try something else.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
by Josey Wales on Oct 27, 2010 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions
STFU and go tongue his ass, tool. You wallow in your willful ignorance of his suck and then scream like a retarded cheerleader when one of his 50 swings connects for a hit and call it 'leadership'. DIAF.
by dolphinpuncher on Oct 27, 2010 10:27 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Um......epic win.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
by SarasotaRanger on Oct 27, 2010 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Points for
“tongue his ass” but I’m still in a 3 point stance.
Dig deep and come up with something really good.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
by Josey Wales on Oct 27, 2010 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions
That's what she said?
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Oct 27, 2010 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Actuallly, I think he did.
Really fucking good.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
by SarasotaRanger on Oct 27, 2010 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions
I am not worried at all for some reason.
I don’t know if that’s good or bad…
"There's really no way of knowing... Sometimes when I see their big eyes looking up from my lap I think, that's definitely a homeless guy in a fur coat." Betty White on SNL
Late August..
and then we’ll see.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
by Josey Wales on Oct 27, 2010 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions
The offense managed four runs on the road against a Lincecum start.
That’s getting lost in how much so many aspects of tonight have sucked. That’s just fine.
I know.
And LSB is tearing itself apart right now.
by DrumsInTheDeep on Oct 27, 2010 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm really pissed, but. . .
. . . I said before the series started the Rangers would be favorable even if they lost game one and I still believe that. Not by much, but that’s a lot better than it looked after game one in the ALCS, and that turned out okay.
Vlad will hopefully not be in the field and Ceej will hopefully be more like himself than Cliff. If the offense reproduces this — which is more doable against Cain than Lincecum — we’re in even better position than we were before the series started.
More game simulations!!!!!
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
by Josey Wales on Oct 27, 2010 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions
LSB is known to have it's head up it's ass most of the time...
…it’s an unsophisticated/inexperienced fan base.
Game 1…who cares? I think the sun is still coming up tomorrow.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
by Josey Wales on Oct 27, 2010 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah i would take that
I have a real dislike for the NY Yankees and their Stupid Ass Guido fans. - - The Texas Rangers are the new team of destiny.
NO MORE LSB PRESENCE AT GAMES.
It’s a curse.
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Oct 27, 2010 10:28 PM CDT reply actions
We've had at least some LSB presence at every game I thought...?
Too much presence? Not enough presence?
WHERE IS THE PRESENCE BALANCE?
'Stache is trash
Cliff Lee: "Seventy or 80 percent of [Hamilton] is better than everyone else. Everyone knows his history. He’s a complete player who plays every aspect well. He’s the best player I’ve ever played with. That’s the best compliment I can give him.’’
you totally just half assed this......come on, man.
"you can drop the antlers on 'em...or you can drop the claw on 'em."
Atleast they're using Wilson...
Hopefully we make him work hard for out.
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Oct 27, 2010 10:28 PM CDT reply actions
People better give Bochy shit for turning to Wilson now.
Since they were so prone to do it with Wash regarding Feliz.
by Giant Space Ants on Oct 27, 2010 10:29 PM CDT reply actions
Hey! Wilson's coming in to pitch in a game he shouldn't have!
/small victory
"What IS your fascination with my forbidden closet of mystery?"
This should be good.
More Beard fawning or a show of some serious testicular fortitude from our guys.
by dolphinpuncher on Oct 27, 2010 10:29 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
MOAR SALMA?
"There's really no way of knowing... Sometimes when I see their big eyes looking up from my lap I think, that's definitely a homeless guy in a fur coat." Betty White on SNL
wait and pray
get something from this without an out? Then it’s Salma time
You don't seem to want to accept the fact you're dealing with an expert in guerrilla warfare, with a man who's the best, with guns, with knives, with his bare hands. A man who's been trained to ignore pain, ignore weather, to live off the land, to eat things that would make a billy goat puke. In *St. Louis* his job was to dispose of enemy personnel. To kill! Period! Win by attrition. Well, *Steven Jackson* was the best.
Let em use Wilson. a lot of pitches i hope
I have a real dislike for the NY Yankees and their Stupid Ass Guido fans. - - The Texas Rangers are the new team of destiny.
They sure are using a lot of pitchers
for having such a big lead.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
by SarasotaRanger on Oct 27, 2010 10:31 PM CDT reply actions
Least necessary sac fly
of all time
You don't seem to want to accept the fact you're dealing with an expert in guerrilla warfare, with a man who's the best, with guns, with knives, with his bare hands. A man who's been trained to ignore pain, ignore weather, to live off the land, to eat things that would make a billy goat puke. In *St. Louis* his job was to dispose of enemy personnel. To kill! Period! Win by attrition. Well, *Steven Jackson* was the best.
What's sad is
With 2 dinkass RBI’s, Ron probably feels justified for starting Vlad tonight.
"I think Elvis Andrus deliberately hits grounders to the right of shortstops to show that those shortstops aren’t Elvis Andrus" - Jeff
Vlad is pissed at himself for tonight.
"you can drop the antlers on 'em...or you can drop the claw on 'em."
He should be.
It’s not all on him, but he played himself out of three more starts.
by DrumsInTheDeep on Oct 27, 2010 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions
MOAR RUNS!!!

In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
LOL
I have a real dislike for the NY Yankees and their Stupid Ass Guido fans. - - The Texas Rangers are the new team of destiny.
Oh Nellie
why keep me up? Why give me hope?!
You don't seem to want to accept the fact you're dealing with an expert in guerrilla warfare, with a man who's the best, with guns, with knives, with his bare hands. A man who's been trained to ignore pain, ignore weather, to live off the land, to eat things that would make a billy goat puke. In *St. Louis* his job was to dispose of enemy personnel. To kill! Period! Win by attrition. Well, *Steven Jackson* was the best.
Suck hind tit, Vlad.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
by SarasotaRanger on Oct 27, 2010 10:33 PM CDT reply actions
WOW.. should we be happy they're scoring? cause I feel like they're just teasing Ranger fans
by pinoyintegrity on Oct 27, 2010 10:33 PM CDT reply actions
Yes...
because they’re making Wilson throw more pitches
by Steve Estep on Oct 27, 2010 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Fuck you Wilson....Boom Stick says we never quit
I have a real dislike for the NY Yankees and their Stupid Ass Guido fans. - - The Texas Rangers are the new team of destiny.
And here it is
The standard Ranger cocktease.
"I think Elvis Andrus deliberately hits grounders to the right of shortstops to show that those shortstops aren’t Elvis Andrus" - Jeff
Good, now our guys know they can get to Wilson.
by Past A Diving Michael Young on Oct 27, 2010 10:33 PM CDT reply actions
Great, now they show up.
But at least we won’t “fear the beard” or somesuch nonsense.
by Giant Space Ants on Oct 27, 2010 10:33 PM CDT reply actions
Burn this fucker for tomorrows game
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
yes!!!!!
I have a real dislike for the NY Yankees and their Stupid Ass Guido fans. - - The Texas Rangers are the new team of destiny.
Lee and Timmy and it's 11-7 wow
I have a real dislike for the NY Yankees and their Stupid Ass Guido fans. - - The Texas Rangers are the new team of destiny.
?
What was that exchange between the ump and Wilson about?
You don't seem to want to accept the fact you're dealing with an expert in guerrilla warfare, with a man who's the best, with guns, with knives, with his bare hands. A man who's been trained to ignore pain, ignore weather, to live off the land, to eat things that would make a billy goat puke. In *St. Louis* his job was to dispose of enemy personnel. To kill! Period! Win by attrition. Well, *Steven Jackson* was the best.
What dye does he use
Cliff Lee: "Seventy or 80 percent of [Hamilton] is better than everyone else. Everyone knows his history. He’s a complete player who plays every aspect well. He’s the best player I’ve ever played with. That’s the best compliment I can give him.’’
Horse Shit
I have a real dislike for the NY Yankees and their Stupid Ass Guido fans. - - The Texas Rangers are the new team of destiny.
I was going to guess Tar
Cliff Lee: "Seventy or 80 percent of [Hamilton] is better than everyone else. Everyone knows his history. He’s a complete player who plays every aspect well. He’s the best player I’ve ever played with. That’s the best compliment I can give him.’’
MOAR PITCHES
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
by SarasotaRanger on Oct 27, 2010 10:35 PM CDT reply actions
Let's be honest
If we get Kinsler and Molina on, Cantu is the tying run.
I was implying that we could never tie
Cantu’s presence just made the out come two batters earlier.
Typical Ian
Cliff Lee: "Seventy or 80 percent of [Hamilton] is better than everyone else. Everyone knows his history. He’s a complete player who plays every aspect well. He’s the best player I’ve ever played with. That’s the best compliment I can give him.’’
Kins
Swinging for the 5-run HR.
Chan Ho bobble head
by Powder Blue Red Shoe on Oct 27, 2010 10:36 PM CDT reply actions
What a terrible game.
"I think Elvis Andrus deliberately hits grounders to the right of shortstops to show that those shortstops aren’t Elvis Andrus" - Jeff
He sure Barajas'd the hell out of that one.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
by SarasotaRanger on Oct 27, 2010 10:36 PM CDT reply actions
how do you score 7 runs and lose to the Giants?
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Let em have their fun, it was one odd game, tomorrow it starts at 0-0
I have a real dislike for the NY Yankees and their Stupid Ass Guido fans. - - The Texas Rangers are the new team of destiny.































