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Rangers re-sign Esteban German

Esteban German, who cleared waivers, was outrighted, and opted for free agency a couple of weeks back, is back in the fold, having agreed with the Texas Rangers on a minor league deal for the 2011 season.

Good to have German back...he's viewed as a good teammate and a good clubhouse presence, a guy who is probably slated for Round Rock* for most of 2011, and who provides depth for the Rangers should an infielder end up on the disabled list for a few weeks during the year.

* I typed Oklahoma, then had to go back and erase it and type Round Rock.  I suspect I'll be doing that quite a bit.  I still sometimes find myself typing Tulsa when referred to the Rangers' AA affiliate, or clicking on Clinton while looking for info on the Rangers' low-A players.

And of course, Esteban German is the man who started "the claw" in Texas, therefore ensuring himself a prominent place in Ranger lore.

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Da Claw aside...I like him coming back...good legs, can play multiple positions....

why not.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Nov 16, 2010 10:56 PM CST reply actions  

According to Wiki

The Rangers sold 360,000 Claw and Antlers T-Shirts. Amazing.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Nov 16, 2010 10:57 PM CST reply actions  

So did the barrell bellied trainer (who created them) make out like a banshee?

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Nov 16, 2010 11:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Supposedly it was the highest selling shirt in MLB this year.

I believe someone said that on here.

Cliff Lee: "Seventy or 80 percent of [Hamilton] is better than everyone else. Everyone knows his history. He’s a complete player who plays every aspect well. He’s the best player I’ve ever played with. That’s the best compliment I can give him.’’

by RangersSD on Nov 16, 2010 11:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, I posted that part within the last week

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Nov 17, 2010 9:03 AM CST up reply actions  

does this mean we have to sign Vlad?

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Nov 16, 2010 10:59 PM CST reply actions  

It's time for the hypothetical minute with Telegraph

Today’s topic – FA catchers! Now that Buck has signed for 3/18 – which of the following hypothetical deals would you prefer?

A – Victor Martinez – 4 years, $50 million and a draft pick (type A)
B – Miguel Olivo – 3 years, $14 million
C – Yorvit Torrealba – 2 years, $8 million
D – Bengie Molina – 1 year, $4 million
E – Rod Barajas – 1 year, $3 million

by Telegraph on Nov 16, 2010 11:20 PM CST reply actions  

you forgot one

F – Gerry Laird – 1 year, $2.75 million (and 6 bunt singles)

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Nov 16, 2010 11:22 PM CST up reply actions  

Yes

F Gerald Laird!

"I also have to say that I was pretty obviously wrong about C.J. Wilson. As recently as the All Star Break, I proclaimed the decision to move him the rotation a failure. That was epicfail of a, well, epic nature" - AJM

by chrisR on Nov 16, 2010 11:35 PM CST up reply actions  

OMFT!

"Nice to see you’re capable of posting without using numbers and formulas as a crutch." --- by Josey Wales on Nov 14, 2010 12:42 PM CST

by knockoutking on Nov 17, 2010 10:50 AM CST up reply actions  

AECBD

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Nov 16, 2010 11:28 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm not interested in going down that road again.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Nov 16, 2010 11:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Do you really want Martinez at C?

At his age

I just feel like someone is going to badly overpay for him

Josey Wales is stupid

by Horns130 on Nov 17, 2010 4:52 AM CST up reply actions  

Probably BADCE

although last three could be interchanged. Olivo might just fit our budget the very best. Martinez’s bat Im a huge huge fan of, he brings the kind of ABs that Milton Bradley used to have for us in ‘08, he’s the type of hitter who’s a lineup changer imo, but I dont think we can really count on him catching more than 50-60 games a year over the lifetime of the deal (which Im ok with as long as his Bat can stay the way it has been)…

The Ranger's will win the AL pennant by 2013

by blalock84 on Nov 16, 2010 11:42 PM CST up reply actions  

You going to change our sig or do you mean WS pennant?

Or is that a continuation, just curious?

Cliff Lee: "Seventy or 80 percent of [Hamilton] is better than everyone else. Everyone knows his history. He’s a complete player who plays every aspect well. He’s the best player I’ve ever played with. That’s the best compliment I can give him.’’

by RangersSD on Nov 16, 2010 11:55 PM CST up reply actions  

x

A – Okay.
B- Okay.
C- Yuck.
D- Puke.
E- Puke again.

by LSJ on Nov 17, 2010 12:05 AM CST up reply actions  

.

"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."

"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29

by TooLegitToQuit on Nov 17, 2010 12:09 AM CST up reply actions   2 recs

Ah, we used to say

“I’m so goth I fart cobwebs”

But the all time immortal goth motto is:

Boots first, THEN corset.

"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Nov 17, 2010 9:53 AM CST up reply actions  

I read the t in boots as a b at first.

I didn’t know what it would mean, but I supported the sentiment…

by Closure GT on Nov 17, 2010 10:09 AM CST up reply actions  

So fucking surprised.

Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.

"I've had people walk out on me before, but not when I was being so charming."

by jonthefon on Nov 17, 2010 12:45 AM CST up reply actions  

Great win for UNT mens hoops tonight

Tech got into some foul trouble and they missed those players in OT. 6th largest crowd in school history, too. Sweet game.

by jam0152 on Nov 17, 2010 12:07 AM CST reply actions  

It's coming.

They’re just getting all this depth shit squared away. Can we fast forward to the Winter Meetings please?

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Nov 17, 2010 12:41 AM CST up reply actions  

This bugs people too much.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Nov 17, 2010 12:19 AM CST up reply actions  

Eh, I get it, though it does get a bit old (both from MSM and from LSBers complaining).

Is there a doubt that everyone would know his proper name and his average fastball velocity if he payed for an AL East team?

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Nov 17, 2010 12:32 AM CST up reply actions  

Is it J-Oba or J-AWba? :)

There’s even a FanPost dedicated to this pic. It’s not a crazy mistake to me, being that a former major leaguer was named Neifi Perez.

That being said, the print media obviously should do better. When an announcer or anchor slips, I think it’s understandable.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Nov 17, 2010 12:42 AM CST up reply actions  

No.

We went to the World Series. He won the Rookie of the Year. From this point forward anybody who fucks it up should be publicly caned Singaporean style.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Nov 17, 2010 12:47 AM CST up reply actions  

So is it Joebaa or Jaabaa or Joebuh?

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Nov 17, 2010 12:53 AM CST up reply actions  

Jawbuh

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Nov 17, 2010 1:07 AM CST up reply actions  

Wait wait wait

this isn’t just a slipup anymore. This is bordering on phenomenon. I don’t think I know of any person past or present that has his name changed to a completely different name so consistently.

Anybody else have any ideas?

This is more than just a misspelling like adding a “Y” to Blalock. They’ve made it a completely different name. And they’ve been doing it now for about 3-4 years.

And while it was still understandable even 3 months ago, he was just in the WS and won the ROY. His name comes across on Newswires and AP stories. And they STILL got it wrong.

It really is to the point that someone should do a story about the name butchering because this isn’t normal.

by ab03 on Nov 17, 2010 9:00 AM CST up reply actions  

Misspelling the word "incompetence" doesn't help your case

Me: But if we move to some state where our views are in the majority, I won't have anything to rant against all day long! What will fuel my rage??
Girlfriend: Well...you'll still have the Yankees.

by WildcatPhoenix on Nov 17, 2010 8:49 AM CST up reply actions  

We really want to do this?

Oh, who am I kidding – this was your bit last offseason too.

Okay, fine I’ll humor you just once: a spelling error of one fucking letter in a random message board comment is in no way comparable to getting the name of the AL ROTY wrong on the front page of Yahoo Baseball. Fuck off.

by LSJ on Nov 17, 2010 9:06 AM CST up reply actions  

Please don't cry

Just learn to use a dictionary next time you challenge someone’s competence.

by ab03 on Nov 17, 2010 9:07 AM CST up reply actions  

I have one sitting on the desk in my office right fucking now.

Maybe nobody in your mom’s basement uses one, but they’re still around.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

by Aqua on Nov 17, 2010 9:18 AM CST up reply actions  

Oh, they're still around,

Just in case the power goes out and you need to find the correct spelling of “diphthong” in the middle of a hurricane.

But in this day and age, if you actually using one you either really are reading by flashlight, or you’re my Dad.

by LSJ on Nov 17, 2010 9:23 AM CST up reply actions  

No kidding.

I use the dictionary on my laptop all the time. The thesaurus, too, during writer’s block emergencies.

by Josh Garoon on Nov 17, 2010 9:53 AM CST up reply actions  

I guess he means a paper dictionary...

At least, it would explain the reading by flashlight stuff. But I have no idea why he leapt straight to paper dictionary in the original response…

(Is “leapt” an older/outdated spelling? My spellcheck here doesn’t recognize it. Hey, sounds like somewhere a dictionary might come in handy!)

by Closure GT on Nov 17, 2010 10:13 AM CST up reply actions  

I believe the proper spelling is leapt.

Lept is a different word.

Know how I know, LSJ? I consulted a fucking dictionary.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

by Aqua on Nov 17, 2010 10:15 AM CST up reply actions  

Lept is a word?

Google “define: lept” doesn’t recognize it…

Leaped just looks lame to me, so I stick with leapt.

by Closure GT on Nov 17, 2010 10:22 AM CST up reply actions  

My dictionary doesn't have it, either.

Lepta, however, is the plural of lepton.

And a lepton, of course, was one percent of a drachma.

by Josh Garoon on Nov 17, 2010 10:24 AM CST up reply actions  

Or one of the fundamental elementary particles.

I was going to say more commonly, but I can’t decide if there are more physicists or Greeks.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Nov 17, 2010 10:26 AM CST up reply actions  

Huh, well there I go talking out of my ass about "lept."

I put it into google without the “define:” command and it came up, so I assumed it was right.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

by Aqua on Nov 17, 2010 10:26 AM CST up reply actions  

The Apple dictionary has both "leaped" and "leapt".

My guess is that “leapt” is older but still acceptable.

As an aside: the version of the OAD that Apple uses is great, not least because it includes a number of usage notes written by the late, great David Foster Wallace.

by Josh Garoon on Nov 17, 2010 10:16 AM CST up reply actions  

Find a law office of any kind that doesn't have a Black's Law Dictionary.

And I will buy you a monkey.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

by Aqua on Nov 17, 2010 10:18 AM CST up reply actions  

Your incorrect worldview led to an incorrect conclusion

Yet I don’t see you changing your worldview anytime soon.

This is most definitely a formula for success.

How much longer till you start blaming everybody else for your lot in life?

by ab03 on Nov 17, 2010 10:40 AM CST up reply actions  

I really don't know what my worldview has to do with this

And I’m sure I don’t want to, since we already know you have no idea exactly what my worldview is.

Anyway, I’m done entertaining you for today.

Good news though, iorange popped up in the morning thread, so maybe you won’t need me.

by LSJ on Nov 17, 2010 10:48 AM CST up reply actions  

I use a dictionary at least five times a week.

Then again, I’m a writer.

But still.

"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010

by ghtd36 on Nov 17, 2010 9:58 AM CST up reply actions  

We're not disagreeing with you on the Feliz/Perez, LSJ

It’s embarrassing for a major website like Yahoo Sports to get a guy’s name wrong who just won ROY.

But you’ve got to admit, it’s a little funny when a guy calls out someone else’s “incompitence.”

Me: But if we move to some state where our views are in the majority, I won't have anything to rant against all day long! What will fuel my rage??
Girlfriend: Well...you'll still have the Yankees.

by WildcatPhoenix on Nov 17, 2010 9:10 AM CST up reply actions  

Well, it came off more assholish than funny.

Personally, I think nitpicking anyone over one stinking letter in the middle of a word like that is assholish period.

But whatever. It’s the offseason, and somebody has to entertain the simple-minded like ab03, I suppose.

by LSJ on Nov 17, 2010 9:13 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah

Clearly I’m the simpleminded.

Your life must be so much fun if you can’t even laugh at the irony of misspelling competence when you are challenging someone’s competence.

by ab03 on Nov 17, 2010 9:15 AM CST up reply actions  

What can I say, you have a gift

For sapping the humor out of everything.

by LSJ on Nov 17, 2010 9:18 AM CST up reply actions  

Initially, yeah, I probably was.

But our resident jackwagon stepped in, and sort of justified my defensive posture, so it’s all good.

by LSJ on Nov 17, 2010 9:25 AM CST up reply actions  

Anybody else think it's funny

That he is arguing about people being old for using dictionaries in one subthread and just called me a jackwagon in another?

by ab03 on Nov 17, 2010 9:32 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

R Lee Ermy's commercial has brought it back into the current lexicon

Which you should know, unless you can’t figure out how to turn on the TV in the rec room at the home.

by LSJ on Nov 17, 2010 9:36 AM CST up reply actions  

Can't blame this on me

You’re the one that snapped at someone for it (who wasn’t me).

by ab03 on Nov 17, 2010 9:19 AM CST up reply actions  

This post is so full of Josh Garoon

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Nov 17, 2010 9:19 AM CST up reply actions  

browsers with spell check are a great thing

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Nov 17, 2010 9:57 AM CST up reply actions  

*high five*

"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."

"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29

by TooLegitToQuit on Nov 17, 2010 2:02 AM CST up reply actions  

The easy answer is that we don't have one

because we have no young proven pitcher like that or young OF with that much stock. Our guys are either too young or not proven enough

by ab03 on Nov 17, 2010 9:08 AM CST up reply actions  

well

not that we couldn’t trump that offer. We would have to either use older guys or more young guys – though I still don’t see it being very easy.

Honestly, it doesn’t matter. We weren’t in the market for Upton.

by ab03 on Nov 17, 2010 9:12 AM CST up reply actions  

Morrisons a 1B I thought?

It would have been Smoak and Feliz in our system.

by bigsteve on Nov 17, 2010 9:16 AM CST up reply actions  

wait

you’re right. He’s probably destined for 1b

by ab03 on Nov 17, 2010 9:17 AM CST up reply actions  

Feliz is worse

But only because I think teams are wary that he’s just a reliever and Nolasco is now a proven #2 at the least

by ab03 on Nov 17, 2010 9:21 AM CST up reply actions  

OK

Although the fact Nolasco is only under control for 2 more years as opposed to Feliz’s 5 closes the gap.

And Smoak and Morrison is a tossup with Smoak possibly getting the edge due to the fact he already has broken through to the majors.

So 6 years of Smoak and 5 years of Feliz is probably comparable to 6+ years of Morrison and 2 years of Nolasco

by bigsteve on Nov 17, 2010 9:25 AM CST up reply actions  

Ok

Then how about Feliz/Cruz? It’s a better deal but they are probably in the same ballpark

by ab03 on Nov 17, 2010 9:38 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

Way too much

Cruz is an established masher with 3 years of control left and Feliz is a established lights out closer with starter potential and 5 years of control left.

Nolasco is nice but I think you are highly overrating him.

by bigsteve on Nov 17, 2010 9:41 AM CST up reply actions  

Cruz and Feliz isn't necessarily too much for Upton

It wouldn’t make a great deal of sense from the Rangers perspective (or the DBacks’) but it wouldn’t be excessive at all.

by LiamP on Nov 17, 2010 9:50 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I don't know if it would or wouldn't be too much for Upton

I was more comparing it to the Nolasco / Morrison that Florida apparently offered.

by bigsteve on Nov 17, 2010 9:54 AM CST up reply actions  

No way that deal is done

You’re getting 2 years of Upton and the difference between Upton and Cruz for 3 years at the cost of 5 years of Feliz. That is pretty spensive.

by Heebs on Nov 17, 2010 9:54 AM CST up reply actions  

The difference between Cruz's 31-33 seasons and Upton's 24-29 seasons?

Yes. Factor in that awesome contract and there’s not much doubt in my mind.

by LiamP on Nov 17, 2010 10:16 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

But what about on the actual trade market?

Cruz’s defense may be underrated to some degree there, but his power and All-Star appearance wouldn’t be.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Nov 17, 2010 10:42 AM CST up reply actions  

x
So far, Torrealba said has heard from the Rockies, Mariners, Rangers and Red Sox.

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Nov 17, 2010 9:13 AM CST reply actions  

Please say no Rangers
Red Sox will not offer more than four years and $52 million for Adrian Beltre.

Cafardo adds that the Red Sox “appear to be on the same path” with Victor Martinez, as well. Both would be very solid offers, but with a competitive market for both players, especially Beltre, it might not be enough to keep them.

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Nov 17, 2010 9:15 AM CST reply actions  

really?

I would pay that for Beltre

by ab03 on Nov 17, 2010 9:16 AM CST up reply actions  

Yep me too

"I fully expect to lose tonight" -- LSJ

by Dirk Diggler on Nov 17, 2010 9:17 AM CST up reply actions  

And play him where

we are basically out on Beltre because you can’t move Young to another team or to another position…

"Calmer than you are dude"

I’m only slightly smarter than a sea sponge
by brettgardner on Sep 10, 2010 12:03 PM PDT

by Arlington Stadium Legend on Nov 17, 2010 9:17 AM CST up reply actions  

yes, at some point before Face's contract is up, he will be relagated to DH duties

on a permanent basis.

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Nov 17, 2010 9:30 AM CST up reply actions  

That point is almost certainly not in 2011.

Never mind the fact that he’s not likely to be much more than a league-replacement DH by the time the organization would be willing to move him into that role.

by JDT217 on Nov 17, 2010 9:32 AM CST up reply actions  

I don't see why people think it would be better to move him later

than sooner. When it’s obvious he’s not going to get better defensively going forward, and whenever you move him he’s not going to be happy.

by MikeEl on Nov 17, 2010 9:58 AM CST up reply actions  

Well, UZR says MY was about twice as good (well, half as bad) defensively at third in 2010 as in 2009.

No, really. I guess he did pretty well the second half, since early on Fangraphs had him at like -17 UZR/150, but he finished at -5.8 UZR/150 this year after -9.6 last year. Improvement! At this rate he’ll be average in a year or two!

(Or it’s just natural noise in UZR data. But let me be optimistic!)

by Closure GT on Nov 17, 2010 10:20 AM CST up reply actions  

Based on what I watched, it's just the dangers of using one year of UZR.

Maybe he’s really more of a -5 UZR talent at third than a -10 (in other words, the “noise” was in 2009, as he was adjusting to the position). But of course, -5 is still… bad. Especially if his bat doesn’t rebound in 2011.

by Josh Garoon on Nov 17, 2010 10:21 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm trying to remember if I remember thinking "wow, that was terrible" less in the second half,

and I think I do. His throwing, at least, seemed to get much better after a shaky start.

More goofy UZR MY SSS fun:
2010 home games: -17.4 UZR/150
2010 away games: 6.1 UZR/150

by Closure GT on Nov 17, 2010 10:24 AM CST up reply actions  

There did seem to be a time when he struggled

to deal with the fact that Chris Davis was not scooping every bad throw — and over the course of the season, he seemed to adjust. So that probably helped.

Still, his range remained pretty close to nil throughout, and there were a number of surprising errors on relatively routine balls.

by Josh Garoon on Nov 17, 2010 10:27 AM CST up reply actions  

If you went back and looked at every play involving Michael Young in 2010

I think you could easily find 10-15 more errors committed than called this season. I hate official scorers.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

by Aqua on Nov 17, 2010 10:28 AM CST up reply actions  

That's probably true.

Though you’d figure the home scorer would be more, not less, generous to the Face of the Franchise — wouldn’t you?

by Josh Garoon on Nov 17, 2010 10:30 AM CST up reply actions  

I wasn't speaking to the discepancy above.

There are so many things that might play into some kind of a difference, but that’s a pretty huge disparity, so I have no idea.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

by Aqua on Nov 17, 2010 10:31 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, could be noise.

Could be the reportedly slow infield grass. Could be that the Rangers played more home games in the first half of the season.

by Josh Garoon on Nov 17, 2010 10:34 AM CST up reply actions  

The home/road stuff is almost certainly just a fluke.

He had much smaller splits last year, and at 2B and SS was basically even for his career home/road UZR-wise.

So unless there’s something about the Ballpark that makes it hard to play third there, it’s just chance.

(Although, in superSSS fun, Blalock’s 2008 home/road splits were -52.6/2.6. PROOF! Just pay no attention to 2004-2007 when the numbers were (sometimes much) better at home for him…)

by Closure GT on Nov 17, 2010 10:35 AM CST up reply actions  

Yes,

if one year is too small of a sample size, then home/road splits are even more so.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Nov 17, 2010 10:35 AM CST up reply actions  

-52.6?

In how many games?

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

by Aqua on Nov 17, 2010 10:36 AM CST up reply actions  

I think we need an auto-correct function that will change range to "range" when talking about Face.

(Total Zone and DRS on b-r also say he sucked less this year, though. So my optimism continues! He may not be absolutely dreadful!)

by Closure GT on Nov 17, 2010 10:30 AM CST up reply actions  

I feel comfortable calling him a

-10 < x < -5 defensive player next year.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Nov 17, 2010 10:35 AM CST up reply actions  

In which metric?

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

by Aqua on Nov 17, 2010 10:36 AM CST up reply actions  

UZR.

He could collapse, but I think there’s enough evidence now that players don’t generally collapse the way we think they do and that, even if they do, it’s almost impossible to predict.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Nov 17, 2010 10:43 AM CST up reply actions  

I wish we could move him to DH

but that won’t happen. No way they mess with Young again coming off a WS trip.

"Calmer than you are dude"

I’m only slightly smarter than a sea sponge
by brettgardner on Sep 10, 2010 12:03 PM PDT

by Arlington Stadium Legend on Nov 17, 2010 9:38 AM CST up reply actions  

Why?

And furthermore, this is the same shit people said about moving MY after a GG year at SS

They were wrong then

Josey Wales is stupid

by Horns130 on Nov 17, 2010 6:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Well he has played 2B. SS and 3B why not try 1B?

You can only be young once but can be immature forever!

by Bigfan16 on Nov 17, 2010 9:37 AM CST up reply actions  

1B is considered

the least athletic of all positions on the IF. That would be a bigger slap in the face to MY than moving him from SS to 3B

"Calmer than you are dude"

I’m only slightly smarter than a sea sponge
by brettgardner on Sep 10, 2010 12:03 PM PDT

by Arlington Stadium Legend on Nov 17, 2010 9:38 AM CST up reply actions  

A bigger slap in the face than moving him right after he won a "Gold Glove"?

After he lead the universe in errors at third base last season?

I think not.

by LSJ on Nov 17, 2010 9:41 AM CST up reply actions  

Do you understand

the stigma of 1B. Every “jackwagon” that can hit but can’t field gets played at 1B. Young would throw a serious fit if he got moved to 1B. It is considered the least athletic position on the diamond. They would be basically saying you have no ability left to play the field…

"Calmer than you are dude"

I’m only slightly smarter than a sea sponge
by brettgardner on Sep 10, 2010 12:03 PM PDT

by Arlington Stadium Legend on Nov 17, 2010 9:44 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah

Even though moving from SS to 3B is considered a step down its still considered a premier position for IF. 1B is basically the default position guys get put at when they can’t play anywhere else.

by bigsteve on Nov 17, 2010 9:46 AM CST up reply actions  

But he DOESN'T have any ability left to play the field.

Just like with shortstop, there’s no way he’s going to last beyond next year at third base, so who the fuck cares about the “stigma” or how much he’ll bitch?

If you can get the move out of the way and replace him with Beltre, you do it just like last time.

by LSJ on Nov 17, 2010 9:47 AM CST up reply actions  

The people running the organization do

it’s not a video game. People’s morale matter when you are running an organization and MY is seen as basically the captain.

"Calmer than you are dude"

I’m only slightly smarter than a sea sponge
by brettgardner on Sep 10, 2010 12:03 PM PDT

by Arlington Stadium Legend on Nov 17, 2010 9:49 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm not sure what is the point of this post

is it an incompitent attempt at an insult?

"Calmer than you are dude"

I’m only slightly smarter than a sea sponge
by brettgardner on Sep 10, 2010 12:03 PM PDT

by Arlington Stadium Legend on Nov 17, 2010 9:54 AM CST up reply actions  

Anytime anyone brings up morale

Or that its not a video game or that actual human emotions do play a part in things LSJ has a heart attack and says people are stupid. The game is played according to the numbers and thats all in his eyes.

by bigsteve on Nov 17, 2010 9:56 AM CST up reply actions  

I don't put much stock in what LSJ says

he obviously has incredibly poor people skills so I wouldn’t expect him to understand basic issues of employee morale etc…

"Calmer than you are dude"

I’m only slightly smarter than a sea sponge
by brettgardner on Sep 10, 2010 12:03 PM PDT

by Arlington Stadium Legend on Nov 17, 2010 9:58 AM CST up reply actions  

As Jim Leyland pointed out earlier this year, "morale" and "chemistry" is all relative.

If your team wins games, it will be happy. Which of course means making moves that will help your team win more games…

by LSJ on Nov 17, 2010 10:00 AM CST up reply actions  

Funny coincidence

The fact that people are comparing you to bigsteve and you responded by misspelling “incompitent” in the same way LSJ did, something that started a long subthread, is very funny to me.

by Heebs on Nov 17, 2010 9:59 AM CST up reply actions  

I did it on purpose

genius…

"Calmer than you are dude"

I’m only slightly smarter than a sea sponge
by brettgardner on Sep 10, 2010 12:03 PM PDT

by Arlington Stadium Legend on Nov 17, 2010 10:02 AM CST up reply actions  

Ah, less funny then

And I appreciate the snarky response. So full of hostility.

by Heebs on Nov 17, 2010 10:05 AM CST up reply actions  

No hostility

just try and keep up…

"Calmer than you are dude"

I’m only slightly smarter than a sea sponge
by brettgardner on Sep 10, 2010 12:03 PM PDT

by Arlington Stadium Legend on Nov 17, 2010 10:12 AM CST up reply actions  

Yep

Im sure if you asked Young he wouldn’t say he couldn’t do it anymore which means if you force him to move its going to piss him off.

And the fact we don’t have a gaping hole at 1B like we did at 3B along with the perceived insult of moving to 1B would only increase that pissed off-ness.

by bigsteve on Nov 17, 2010 9:52 AM CST up reply actions  

So, to sum up:

We should put up with the defensive liability instead of signing a better player to improve the team if possible, just so Michael Young won’t get mad and do his little unhappy dance again.

Hilarious.

by LSJ on Nov 17, 2010 9:56 AM CST up reply actions  

No

But there is a very delicate situation that needs to be considered before just rushing out and signing someone. You have to look at the entire picture not just 3B. When we asked Young to move off SS to 3B we didn’t have anyone to play 3B. Travis Metcalf was the leading candidate to play there so it wasn’t an issue.

But at 1B we have Moreland who looked like he belonged during the playoffs and the end of the regular season who is 25 years old and then theres still Chris Davis in the picture who could be a option there. So not only do you have the perceived insult of moving to 1B but you also are forcing Young to push two young players out of spots, one of which helped this club get to the WS last year. Thats not something I think he would be comfortable doing.

by bigsteve on Nov 17, 2010 10:09 AM CST up reply actions  

But if you're adding Beltre, likely the only potential reason MY would be asked to move off 3B right now

Adding him should trump keeping first base open for a guy who’s probably closer to the Mike Lamb comps than the Aubrey Huff comps, and a guy who looks like Brad Wilkerson’s retarded cousin at the plate.

Not that I dislike Moreland, but he’s not the type of player who justifies passing on Beltre if you can get him for the right price.

by LSJ on Nov 17, 2010 10:16 AM CST up reply actions  

I don't see how this is so difficult.

Sign Beltre. Move Young to DH. Keep Moreland at 1B. Don’t re-sign Vlad.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

by Aqua on Nov 17, 2010 10:17 AM CST up reply actions  

I mean the overall concept.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

by Aqua on Nov 17, 2010 10:21 AM CST up reply actions  

I like the idea I really do

I just don’t think this offseason its going to happen. I think Mike Young is our 3B in 2011 and in 2012 we start looking at ways to improve that.

by bigsteve on Nov 17, 2010 10:19 AM CST up reply actions  

Won't need to look very far.

Mike fuckin’ Olt.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

by Aqua on Nov 17, 2010 10:21 AM CST up reply actions  

I don't think this is the offseason it's going to happen either

But trying to use Mikey’s tantrum potential as a reason to just dismiss accquring Beltre is rediculous.

by LSJ on Nov 17, 2010 10:25 AM CST up reply actions  

yes who gives a fuck what MY thinks

if the club thinks its best to move him off 3rd and sign Beltre then thats what they’ll do. I don’t think they’ll do it either but its not out of the question.

by shock00 on Nov 17, 2010 10:29 AM CST up reply actions  

Once again, I bring this up every time

If Michael Young was truly the team-first demileader we’ve all been told repeatedly that he is, he would recognize that his presence at third absolutely hurts this team every single day. He would be lobbying for the team to sign Beltre and move him to DH where his bat still has value.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

by Aqua on Nov 17, 2010 10:30 AM CST up reply actions  

agreed

good points all around.

by shock00 on Nov 17, 2010 10:32 AM CST up reply actions  

And it would make perfect sense for him to do so.

Every game at DH is another chance he doesn’t have to hurt himself in the field. He will be a DH eventually, moving now can only prolong his career.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

by Aqua on Nov 17, 2010 10:34 AM CST up reply actions  

While I agree,

I think that Beltre’s phenomenal season last year makes it easier. I mean, this is the guy that kept MY out of the All Star game.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Nov 17, 2010 10:43 AM CST up reply actions  

I also think Young's not a complete idiot

Maybe that is misplaced, but I think he realizes that 3B might not be the best situation for him.

However, I think he might feel like he needs one more year to know for sure

by ab03 on Nov 17, 2010 10:45 AM CST up reply actions  

So what happens in 2012 and 2013?

Do the Rangers continue to treat Young with kid gloves so as not to upset him (and/or the team’s chemistry) — and take the hit defensively? When, if ever, would it be a good time to look for a solution?

(Honest, not rhetorical, questions.)

by Josh Garoon on Nov 17, 2010 10:00 AM CST up reply actions  

It's quite a mess, isn't it?

I mean, they are not dumb, surely they have to see what we do.

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Nov 17, 2010 10:09 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm sure they do.

And I can’t imagine Young isn’t aware, as well. It wouldn’t surprise me to see comments on it from Young and/or the club once Spring Training gets underway… seems as if something’s got to be said.

by Josh Garoon on Nov 17, 2010 10:14 AM CST up reply actions  

And they would be right.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

by Aqua on Nov 17, 2010 10:13 AM CST up reply actions  

Just think about the trivia question...

What player has made the All Star team at 1B, 2B, SS and 3B?

I am not a big fan of signing Beltre when considering the other options available, but if we did then you would have to consider moving MY to 1B.

You can only be young once but can be immature forever!

by Bigfan16 on Nov 17, 2010 9:50 AM CST up reply actions  

Consider?

Moving Beltre over MY would be insanity.

by Heebs on Nov 17, 2010 9:54 AM CST up reply actions  

If they get Beltre

my money is on him playing 3B. I just don’t think they’ll get him.

"I wanted to go out there and punch Julio" - Ron Washington

by DJCahill on Nov 17, 2010 9:43 AM CST up reply actions  

No

I meant say no to Martinez at that price.

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Nov 17, 2010 9:18 AM CST up reply actions  

To steal yesterday's meme

I would build a time machine so I could do that deal even faster than yesterday.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

by Aqua on Nov 17, 2010 10:14 AM CST up reply actions  

YOU CAUGHT ME YOU BASTARD!

Here’s tomorrow’s meme: “Trade the farm for Upton, Grienke, and Arrieta.”

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

by Aqua on Nov 17, 2010 10:37 AM CST up reply actions  

I don't know about that.

That’s about my max, perhaps even higher. Only way I could justify it is from where the Rangers are on the win curve.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Nov 17, 2010 11:06 AM CST up reply actions  

Don't lie.

It was 20 minutes.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

by Aqua on Nov 17, 2010 11:33 AM CST up reply actions  

True.

But then I hopped back in time 19 minutes and 40 seconds.

by Closure GT on Nov 17, 2010 11:34 AM CST up reply actions  

Absolutely.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

by Aqua on Nov 17, 2010 10:13 AM CST up reply actions  

My dream...

A. Trade Mikey to the White Sox (eating $18-25m)
B. Sign Adrian Beltre
C. Trade for Zach Greinke
D. Sign Victor Martinez
E. Re-sign Cliff Lee

Would that put us around $125m for this year?

by octoberty on Nov 17, 2010 10:21 AM CST up reply actions  

If that happened the universe would implode from awesomeness.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Nov 17, 2010 11:59 AM CST up reply actions  

We had him

His name is Frankie Fransisco

by Heebs on Nov 17, 2010 9:50 AM CST up reply actions  

Obviously

But the Rangers had a guy with that talent and he got hurt. It happens and it very well could happen to Benoit next year if the Rangers sign him.

Saying “we could’ve used Benoit” is just like saying “we could have used Frankie”, etc.

by Heebs on Nov 17, 2010 9:56 AM CST up reply actions  

I think those are different points

You are saying we could have used a guy with Benoit’s talents in the postseason last year. Well this club was designed to have that guy in Frankie, and even perhaps Ogando. This club was built to have that guy but it just so happens that Frankie got hurt.

To say it was a mistake to let Benoit walk out the door, perhaps. That is all hindsight. You have a guy coming off major shoulder surgery and are dealing with a 40 man roster squeeze, especially with Omar Beltre and Alexi Ogando coming back into the fold. Not retaining Benoit was definitely regrettable, however this team was built to succeed without him.

by Heebs on Nov 17, 2010 10:03 AM CST up reply actions  

Ah well in that case I see your point

Pretty poor to not offer him at least an invite. I wonder if they talked about it behind closed doors.

by Heebs on Nov 17, 2010 10:10 AM CST up reply actions  

It was a no-win situation

The Rangers would have looked bad only offering him a ST invite, and they did not have enough certainty of his health to give him a guaranteed deal.

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Nov 17, 2010 10:07 AM CST up reply actions  

And just like Geary, it was from a new team

These things do matter, even if your world-view prevents you from seeing it.

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Nov 17, 2010 10:11 AM CST up reply actions  

For instance

LSJ works the drive thru at Whataburger. If Whataburger asks him to go back to being a fry guy, he probably gets insulted. Now, if Whataburger fires him and Mcdonalds offers him a fry guy job as his only chance at work, he probably takes it.

I think I get it Rodney…

"Calmer than you are dude"

I’m only slightly smarter than a sea sponge
by brettgardner on Sep 10, 2010 12:03 PM PDT

by Arlington Stadium Legend on Nov 17, 2010 10:18 AM CST up reply actions  

Whataburger would never hire LSJ to begin with.

His tears dilute the oil in the fryers.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

by Aqua on Nov 17, 2010 10:19 AM CST up reply actions  

Not many do after they were lifelong players for that club

Had signed a big money deal with the club and then proceeded to come to camp out of shape and then in turn got injured during that big money deal.

Once again the Benoit situation is not just about the numbers.

by bigsteve on Nov 17, 2010 10:27 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah -- that's a long contract for a reliever.

Sure, maybe Benoit turned the corner last year. Isn’t there a decent likelihood that he didn’t, though, and will continue to struggle with focus, stuff, etc.? Especially since he’ll be 36 by the end of this contract. (I didn’t realize he was that old, either.)

by Josh Garoon on Nov 17, 2010 10:02 AM CST up reply actions  

just no to Benoit

lets don’t overpay for bullpen help. especially with his injury history

by shock00 on Nov 17, 2010 10:20 AM CST up reply actions  

OT: On dictionaries. This is my favorite David Foster Wallace-penned "Word Note":

hairy
adjective
hairy

There are maybe more descriptors for various kinds of hair and hairiness than any other word-set in English, and some of them are extremely strange and fun. The more pedestrian terms like shaggy, unshorn, bushy, coiffed, and so on we’ll figure you already know.

The adjective barbigerous is an extremely uptown synonym for bearded.

Cirrose and cirrous, from the Latin cirrus meaning “curl” or “fringe” (as in cirrus clouds), can both be used to refer to somebody’s curly or tufty or wispy/feathery hair—Nicolas Cage’s hair in Adaptation is cirrose.

Crinite means “hairy or possessed of a hair-like appendage,” though it’s mainly a botanical term and would be a bit eccentric applied to a person. Crinose, however, is a people-adjective that means “having a lot of hair,” especially in the sense of one’s hair being really long. The related noun crinosity is antiquated but not obsolete and can be used to refer to somebody’s hair in an amusingly donnish way, as in Madonna’s normally platinum crinosity is now a maternal brown.

Glabrous, which is the loveliest of all hair-related adjectives, means having no hair (on a given part) at all. Please note that glabrous means more baby’s-bottom-hairless than bald or shaved, though if you wanted to describe a bald person in an ironically fancy way you could talk about his glabrous dome or something.

Hirsute is probably the most familiar upmarket synonym for hairy, totally at home in any kind of formal writing. Like that of many hair-related adjectives, hirsute’ s original use was in botany (where it means “covered with coarse or bristly hairs”), but in regular usage its definition is much more general. Not so with the noun hirsutism, though, which is still semi-medical and means having a truly pathological amount of hair and/or hair that’s unusually or unevenly distributed—the point is that the noun’s not really a synonym for hairiness.

Hispid means “covered with stiff or rough little hairs” and could apply to a military pate or unshaved jaw. Hispidulous is mainly just a puffed-up form of hispid and should be avoided.

Lanate and lanated mean “having or being composed of woolly hairs.” A prettier and slightly more familiar way to describe woolly hair is with the adjective flocculent. (There’s also floccose, but this is used mainly of odd little hairy fruits like kiwi and quince.)

Then there are the pil-based words, all derived from the Latin pilus (“hair”). Pilose, another fairly common adjective, means “covered with fine soft hair.” Deceptively similar-looking is pilous, which is a more hardcore-science adjective that the OED * defines as “characterized by or abounding in hair, hairy,” citing as an example the following (unexplained, thus kind of troubling) sentence: It is covered with a rough pilous epidermis. Pilous’ s own similarity to pileous is not deceptive, since the latter, a medical adjective, means “consisting of or pertaining to hair”; e.g., certain hair-intensive cancerous growths are classified as pileous tumors. On the other hand, pileous tumors are sometimes also called piliferous tumors, wherein the latter adjective means “having or producing hair” (in botany, piliferous means “tipped with a hair,” as in certain weird leaves). There’s also piligerous, which means “covered or clothed in hair” and is used primarily of animals, and piliated, which comes from the plural of pilus and is used to describe certain kinds of hairy or fringe-intensive bacteria. Last but not least is the noun pilimiction, which names a hopefully very rare medical disorder “in which piliform or hair-like bodies are passed in the urine.” Outside of maybe describing some kind of terribly excruciated facial expression as pilimictive, however, it’s hard to imagine a mainstream use for pilimiction.

(One pil-word N.B.: It so happens that the adjective pubescent literally means “covered with soft downy hairs,” so technically it qualifies as a synonym for pilose; but nowadays almost no reader will take pubescent this way, so I’d stick with pilose.)

Tomentose means “covered with dense little matted hairs”—baby chimps, hobbits’ feet, and Robin Williams are all tomentose.

Ulotrichous, which is properly classed with lannate and flocculent, is an old and extremely fancy term for “crisply woolly hair.” Be advised that it is also, if not exactly a racist adjective, certainly a racial one. A.C. Haddon’s Races of Man, from the early 1900s, famously classified races according to three basic hair types: leiotrichous (straight), cymotrichous (wavy), and ulotrichous.

Now go do the right thing.

*N.B. If you’re thinking of using any of the more esoteric adjectives here, you’d be well advised to keep an OED close at hand. This is not simply a gratuitous plug of another Oxford University Press product. The fact is that some of these hair-related terms aren’t in other dictionaries; plus, the terms are often specialized enough that you’re going to want not just an abstract definition but a couple sample sentences so that you can see how the words are actually used. Only the OED has both definitions and in-context samples for just about every significant word in the language. Actually, why not screw appearances and just state the obvious: No really serious writer should be without an OED, whether 20 volumes, a CD-ROM, or online. Nothing else comes close.

— DFW

by Josh Garoon on Nov 17, 2010 10:50 AM CST reply actions  

Interesting.

Hirsutism, medically, doesn’t refer to a pathological amount of hair so much as it does pathological placement of it. A similar, but notable, difference.

Also, he did not delve into the pili and the various uses of trichous in the microbiology realm. Pili were first identified by microscope on bacteria and had unknown function, but are now known to play a major role in attachment, secretion and invasion.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Nov 17, 2010 10:58 AM CST up reply actions  

Curse his lack of thoroughness and verbosity!
Also, he did not delve into the pili and the various uses of trichous in the microbiology realm. Pili were first identified by microscope on bacteria and had unknown function, but are now known to play a major role in attachment, secretion and invasion.

by Closure GT on Nov 17, 2010 11:00 AM CST up reply actions  

Nitpicker.

How can you quibble with any piece of writing that includes a line like:

Tomentose means "covered with dense little matted hairs"—baby chimps, hobbits’ feet, and Robin Williams are all tomentose.

by Josh Garoon on Nov 17, 2010 11:01 AM CST up reply actions  

Because peritrichous is one of my favorite words.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Nov 17, 2010 11:07 AM CST up reply actions  

Come on baby, do the locomotion.

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Nov 17, 2010 11:09 AM CST up reply actions  

Is it because I talk to imaginary dinos?

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Nov 17, 2010 11:12 AM CST up reply actions  

Get a room, you two.

What?

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

by Aqua on Nov 17, 2010 11:14 AM CST up reply actions  

I could read stuff like this all day.

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Nov 17, 2010 11:06 AM CST up reply actions  

define: tl;dr

(Which actually returns a result, thanks to wiktionary.)

Actually, I did read it. Not sure what I’m going to do with it, though.

by Closure GT on Nov 17, 2010 10:55 AM CST reply actions  

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