It's time to predict what it will take to sign Lee.
Here's what I think it will take:
- 5 years, $125M, vesting option for 6th year at same, team option for 7th year, $10M buyout
- No trade clause (Lee is going to insist on this)
- Private plane to fly to Ark from anywhere the Rangers play. Rangers agree to fund R&D for teleportation device to make trips faster.
- Hefty donation to Leukemia charity org of Lee family's choice, frequent drives for favored charity each year.
- bonuses for ALCS and WS MVP, Cy Young
- up to 12 comely lasses available on call 24/7. These can be offered to CJ Wilson and other pitchers as wished.
- Mr. Lee will be referred to as Cliff Lee!!! in all official team publications.
- Ballwasher, hand picked by Cliff Lee!!!, on call 24/7.
- Rose petals to be strewn in front of Cliff Lee!!! as he walks.
- Birthday becomes TX state holiday
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