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Predict Cliff Lee's Contract

It's time to predict what it will take to sign Lee.

Here's what I think it will take:

  • 5 years, $125M, vesting option for 6th year at same, team option for 7th year, $10M buyout
  • No trade clause (Lee is going to insist on this)
  • Private plane to fly to Ark from anywhere the Rangers play. Rangers agree to fund R&D for teleportation device to make trips faster.
  • Hefty donation to Leukemia charity org of Lee family's choice, frequent drives for favored charity each year.
  • bonuses for ALCS and WS MVP, Cy Young
  • up to 12 comely lasses available on call 24/7. These can be offered to CJ Wilson and other pitchers as wished.
  • Mr. Lee will be referred to as Cliff Lee!!! in all official team publications.
  • Ballwasher, hand picked by Cliff Lee!!!, on call 24/7.
  • Rose petals to be strewn in front of Cliff Lee!!! as he walks.
  • Birthday becomes TX state holiday

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