Girls, Girls, Girls
Hot stove is getting under way, after a wonderful season. Along the way we were accompanied by the different ladies that joined us in the GDTs. Rally Salma, Claudia, Gina... Who was AJM's next commercial crush gonna be?...Is Future Pants gonna rip Erin Andrews again?...Did RyinA just say what I think he said about JFE?...How is LSJ's magic number gonna align with the Rangers' magic number?...Where does laxtonto find these .gifs?...And so on and so on...
Who are your current favorite ladies?
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All time favorite?
via cdn1.ioffer.com
Childhood TV crush?
Blond or brunette?
Favorite news anchor?
Favorite athlete?
Politician?
Who do you like that everyone thinks your crazy?
Overrated?
Athletic or curvy?
Or just anything else. This isn't sexist, but instead, a celebration of the fairer sex.
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My favorite news anchor is Erin Burnett
"Blalock in the cleanup spot makes gives me agita." - Dustin
"I love you Jane."
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Nov 10, 2010 10:00 AM CST up reply actions
For “There Will Be Blood” fanz
"Don't let them do this to you."
by shroomer on Nov 6, 2010 1:51 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
is it sad i already knew what this was?
lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Tammy Dombeck seems like she'd take you on a wild ride...she's the Ch 5 Traffic lady in the AM...
real short, big cans, wears skirt suits (i don’t know what they’re called)…2 or 3 years ago she used to be a little heavier…not anymore.
I’m also attracted to lesbians…the hippie looking ones…I always confuse them for hippie chicks, when in fact, they’re hippie chick lesbians.
I also got dumped in college by a chick who started scissor banging this other chick….it was awesome. She was on the softball team, shoulda had my head on a swivel…..chalk that up to young, dumb, and full of naivety.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Ryin A on Nov 6, 2010 2:44 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
There is at least five kinds of win in this post.
You funny man.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
The scissor-banging softballer, or the weathercoptering former (semi-)chubster?
The 40 trumps all!
"WHY IS LIAM POPPINS STICKING. IT'S AN ABSURDLY BAD NICKNAME"
-LiamP(oppins)
by thedirkatron on Nov 10, 2010 10:15 PM CST up reply actions
I think you have descended so far into meme that you no longer speak english.
I have no idea what you are asking.
You know, even I'm kind of afraid my beloved hero 'Tron has gone all Miles on us.
You can still call me LSJ if you want to.
Distance yourself from your presuppositions about me and you'll see it makes total sense.
He wrote about two girls, you replied that you have a friend who dated “her” for awhile.
It was obviously a reference to the weathergirl, but as it wasn’t explicitly stated I decided to make an ambiguous pronoun joke… and a rather harmless one, I thought.
Don’t know how that reflects on me descending into meme.
(Well, maybe T-Ball’s meme… but, come one… that’d be ascending)
Mostly it’s prolly just you deciding I’m one way and then reading all my comments so they come across that way to fit your presupposed notion of what I’m about.
You’ve done it before, and it’s fine.
You’re a pretentious hipster.
It’s what you people do.
It just confuses me sometimes.
The 40 trumps all!
"WHY IS LIAM POPPINS STICKING. IT'S AN ABSURDLY BAD NICKNAME"
-LiamP(oppins)
by thedirkatron on Nov 11, 2010 6:38 PM CST up reply actions
You are probably right about one thing:
You get so over the top in your ridiculousness, that yes, I do indeed shade all of your posts to that ridiculousness. Pretentious of me? Meh.
And yeah, Ann Margaret is a solid choice...that is one sexy picture.
Blond or brunette? Brunette
Favorite news anchor? Robin Meade I guess….I don’t watch news, I read it you neanderthal.
Favorite athlete? several…I"ll go with Anna Rawson or Lindsey Vonn
Politician? pass
Who do you like that everyone thinks your crazy? LBoH
Overrated? Tons
Athletic or curvy? Athletic blonds or curvy brunettes
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Just saw Jill Wagner in a movie today.
Good choice.
by Giant Space Ants on Nov 6, 2010 2:59 PM CDT reply actions
She is a good reason to watch Wipeout.
On top of getting to watch people bust their asses.
Superman wears Josh Hamilton pajamas.
TCU!!!
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
One of my childhood crushes

"Obviously you're not a golfer" -- His Dudeness
by ed carter on Nov 6, 2010 3:58 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
She was definitely a childhood crush...
as was Cindy Mancini from Can’t Buy Me Love….
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I liked her friend, Patty.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
was Patty the one that Donald Miller was about to bang in the bathroom at Steve's party?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
x
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2O3bBkiXbo&feature=related
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
"Why don't you reach out and touch someone"
ugh….
She has Ray Finkle face…..
This is an opening for you to make fun of me
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Hell,
make it bigger. (TWSS)
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Nov 10, 2010 10:02 AM CST up reply actions
She got such
a chubby face when she grew up, even though she doesn’t look all that big.
"I wanted to go out there and punch Julio" - Ron Washington
yup, meant to mention that....90210
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I like that combo- in shape/kinda chubby face.
Very feminine.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
I definitely liked her FHM photo shoot. It looked a bit chilly.
Superman wears Josh Hamilton pajamas.
Athlete?
Brazillian football-ball star Laisa Andrioli.
You’re welcome.
I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team.-Lonestarjon
by AirJordan on Nov 6, 2010 4:34 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
"Nice Beaver"
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Wow, the "making of" video...
You have to google it, I am not linking…lol.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
I don't know why you wouldn't link that.
I mean, really.
And before someone says anything. Sarcasm.
I do like how it is the first video on google when you search her name. Convenient.
Oh my.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
When I was a kid watching Sportscenter...
I used to have a weird crush on Linda Cohn.
/thread ruined
by ghostofErikThompson on Nov 6, 2010 4:55 PM CDT reply actions
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"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Greggo said her ass was as wide
as the length of an axe.
I bet you you couldn’t sneak a sugar cube by her either.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
This
may be one of the oddest comments I’ve ever read.
Ol’ Horse Face?
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Nov 10, 2010 10:04 AM CST up reply actions
I'm watching Mad Men right now: let's discuss January Jones
She’s incredible. And the stripper-sounding name (without actually being a stripper) makes her even hotter.
THE RANGERS ARE FULL OF UNBELIEVEABLE SUCK GIVE UP NOW IT DOES NOT MATTER GOOD BYE.
"It has been said that baseball is to the United States what revolutions are to Latin America, a safety valve for letting off steam. I think baseball is more serious than any Latin American revolution. But, then, I am a serious fan." -- George F. Will
She is going to be in X-Men: First Class
Shooting now.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
I will now plan to see that
THE RANGERS ARE FULL OF UNBELIEVEABLE SUCK GIVE UP NOW IT DOES NOT MATTER GOOD BYE.
"It has been said that baseball is to the United States what revolutions are to Latin America, a safety valve for letting off steam. I think baseball is more serious than any Latin American revolution. But, then, I am a serious fan." -- George F. Will
Wow...she good.
Never seen her before.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
She acts?
THE RANGERS ARE FULL OF UNBELIEVEABLE SUCK GIVE UP NOW IT DOES NOT MATTER GOOD BYE.
"It has been said that baseball is to the United States what revolutions are to Latin America, a safety valve for letting off steam. I think baseball is more serious than any Latin American revolution. But, then, I am a serious fan." -- George F. Will
Her episode of Saturday Night Live was one of the worst that I have ever seen.
She was like a line-forgetting robot who had to keep reading her lines straight from the cue card.
Superman wears Josh Hamilton pajamas.
I'm your son.
And as you well know I can barely focus on on one thing at a time. So between mowing the law and football…..I choose football.
Sorry Robert.
5 Dollars doesn’t buy my undivided attention.
where are the Alyssa Milano pictures
that was one of my childhood crushes, and damn, she just got hotter
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
dang...good call.
Samantha Micelli, ftw
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Katherine Helmond anyone?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Mona...Mona...you give me a bona
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
yep, she can be my boss any day
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Kathy Ireland was pretty fun to stare at on my wall
when I was younger. she did a sports illustrated swimsuit edition that I thoroughly enjoyed
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
When Unnecessary Roughness was being filmed in Denton we were all driving around searching for Kate.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Ate a couple tables away from her at Chili's.
That was a fun time. We took in a LA Kings hockey game with Jason Bateman at the old Timeout Sports Bar. Good dude.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
the family ties girl never did it for me really
but I can consider sitting within 10 yards of Ireland as a nice evening.
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
you need to keep those stories for the book, dude.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Linda Blair also filmed a movie there, around that time.
She grew up nice, didn’t ever see her in Denton.
Remind me to tell you the story when I watched the NBA Finals in the waiting room at Denton Regional, with the late, great Richard Crenna. He was filming some Lifetime movie with Heather Locklear. She didn’t visit.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
Linda Blair
I waited on her in the early 90’s.
Bit of a twat.
"I don’t know how these SN blog authors get their gigs, but I’m frankly surprised SN tolerates AJM’s lack of effort." Tex34
Hey Arod. You're fucking out. And we're fucking in.
"If we do that," Lee says, "it would be hard to walk away."
by Brian Thomas on Nov 7, 2010 12:58 PM CST up reply actions
I used to buy her calendar every year.
Each page was 2 sided, so at the end of the year I would pick the best pic from each page and hang it up in my room. I ended up with a lot of Kathys on my wall.
Superman wears Josh Hamilton pajamas.
Have always been a big Jen Aniston guy
by jam0152 on Nov 6, 2010 9:41 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
I've had this discussion several times before
There is nothing particularly hot about her. Like, you can’t say she has great eyes, hair, lips, tits, whatever. But somehow, with the total package she is very hot.
Legs.
She’s got class-A legs.
And I really like her tits, personally.
You can still call me LSJ if you want to.
I like her constantly erect nipples.
"Hey... Goldberg! I bet if that puck was a cheeseburger, you'd stop it!
Kinda surprised this topic hasn't gotten off the ground farther than this.
See if I can kickstart it:
You guys all know who my current favorite is, I think. I ran across her watching reruns of Chuck season 2 in January. I’m not sure quite what it is, but there’s something particularly sensual about her, or at least about her acting that had me ready to join FULCRUM for Dr. Jill Roberts. There’s a Secret Sauce of sorts you have to have to be my #1, and Jordana’s got it (although that’s a terrible, wide-open-for-a-pun way to phrase that sentiment).
I don’t know that I currently have an all-time favorite, but if I ever do I’m fairly sure it’ll be Kate Beckinsale. Which is somewhat odd in a way, because I doubt she’s ever actually going to be my #1 (never know, but she’s currently #2 and none of my #2’s have ever moved up that final rung) – but if I was going to hand out a title for most beautiful woman in the world, she’d be the one I’d give it to.
Three of my four “#1’s” have at least come off a TV show in a roundabout fashion, but when I was a kid, the first one was Bonnie Barstow, K.I.T.T.‘s mechanic on Knight Rider (played by Patricia McPherson). No, I’m not that old but I pretty much grew up on 80’s reruns. Catching Knight Rider on channel 56 at 4 or 5 PM was literally a daily ritual for awhile when I was about 11-12. And it was pretty much exclusively about her, because even 11 y/o me was smart enough to hate the Hoff with a passion.
I don’t know that have a conscious preference in hair color, it usually depends entirely on the chick, and what her look is – but I have a long history with brunettes, it seems, so that’s probably my subconscious preference.
Overrated babes: I could do a laundry list here if I really tried. But off the top of my head… Kim Kardashian, Megan Fox, Katy Perry and ScarJo are probably the most overrated in my estimation. Taylor Swift. Hayden Panettiere. Jessica Biel, although she’s grown on me a tad recently. Natalie Portman gets at least an honorable mention under this category. Emma Watson too, at least until her hair grows back. I don’t necessarily know that Anne Hathaway is overrated, but I put her here too, because Anne Hathaway is weird. Features are too big for her face.
Since I know people will hate me for that list, I’ll offset it by running off some of my favorite underrated babes: Odette Yustman. Tabrett Bethell. Navi Rawat. Katrina Law. Anna Kendrick. Italia Ricci. Nina Dobrev. Sprague Grayden. Leah Cairns. Julie McNiven. Again, I could probably go on if I tried.
You can still call me LSJ if you want to.
Yep
I also knew it would be a bunch of girls I never heard of, because I don’t read Tiger Beat or follow godawfully shitty music.
"I don’t know how these SN blog authors get their gigs, but I’m frankly surprised SN tolerates AJM’s lack of effort." Tex34
Hey Arod. You're fucking out. And we're fucking in.
"If we do that," Lee says, "it would be hard to walk away."
Second list is alright; some fine choices there (Yustman, Law, Kendrick, Ricci)
And the first one isn’t as bad as you think (well, it isn’t good either), though I do think putting Portman as an honorable mention in the overrated category is inexcusable. But I won’t hold it against you Captain, since you’ve reintroduced me to Jordana Brewster (I remember watching The Faculty a long time ago and thinking “She’s quite pretty”- as was Laura Harris).
by Giant Space Ants on Nov 7, 2010 3:51 AM CDT up reply actions
Ah, Laura Harris
She belongs on my underrated list too. Man, I loved her as Daisy Adair on Dead Like Me. Actually rocked her as my avy for awhile before Jordana.
You can still call me LSJ if you want to.
And so far as Natalie Portman goes
I think she suffers from Scott Feldman syndrome. Seems like everybody has been saying she’s underrated for the longest time, to the point where she became overrated somewhere along the way.
I do find her attractive probably 60-75% of the time, but still never particularly liked her for some reason. Which is odd, because she should be the type of girl I would think would be my type. Which could also be my problem with her, really.
You can still call me LSJ if you want to.
I don't agree with Portman or Taylor Swift in your overrateds.
I hear overrated with Portman alot. I think opinion swings so much on her that it makes her hard properly rate. And I don’t really hear alot of Taylor Swift talk at all. She’s very, very cute though. It makes it hard for me to think she could be overrated.
Emma Watson? Really? Who else even mentions her other than huge nerds who are into Harry Potter? She’s cute, but not in the awesomely hot chick way.
Swift and Watson seem to be quite huge on some of the celeb forums I lurk at
Which is mostly what I’m going off of.
You can still call me LSJ if you want to.
Ah, I'm more going off of 'You know who's hot?' conversations.
And still, Swift is very, very cute.
…So…you lurk on celeb forums? …um…okay…
Yeah, forums like Phun and Skins.be
.jpeg collecting is a hobby of mine. Makes for a good completely free idle distraction, and I’m all about free idle distractions.
As far as Swift goes… she can look kinda cute I guess, especially when she straightens her hair out, but her tween music bit completely cancels that out for me. And part of it is leftover animosity from the days when Miranda Lambert was my #1, I’ll admit.
You can still call me LSJ if you want to.
A lot of it had to do with her music
And she used to be extremely cute, before she went from acceptably thick to kinda chunky over the last two years. A little of it kinda went to her face, and that was it.
Believe it or not though, she was actually my longest-running #1 (like 3-4 years), although the last year of that was me holding onto the ranking past it’s expiration date. She had one great huzzah at the ‘08 CMA’s, possibly the best she ever looked to me, and it was all kinda downhill from there.
I still kinda like her, but I’ve finally admitted she doesn’t make a top 25 list if I do one.
You can still call me LSJ if you want to.
I never thought she was bad, but just not top list material.
Then again, I don’t care for her music. Or Swift’s for that matter.
Except for Darius Rucker I can’t stand most of the music on the current country stations. Johnny Cash, Marty Robbins, Garth Brooks, and early to mid career Toby Keith is all the country I listen to. And a small smattering of the stuff from the early 90s.
I agree Megan Fox is overrated. She tries too hard, and thinks she's better than she is,
which is an unattractive quality.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
What is everyone's thoughts on Lohan?

I know she is crazy, but I think she is hot.
"Obviously you're not a golfer" -- His Dudeness
She was seriously hot a few years ago when she was a redhead.
Still doable, but much less so now.
You can still call me LSJ if you want to.
Wouldn't touch that with your dick.
Who knows where she’s been or who she’s done. There’s probably a kilo of meth up there for all we know now.
I've been trying to convince my family of the magic of cumin. They won't listen to me. It makes almost everything better.- PhilKid3, 8/16/2010.
Well, yeah
I’m talking just looks-wise though.
Realistically though… yeah.
You can still call me LSJ if you want to.
So hot when she was a curvy redhead
now not so much
Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
Something tremendous
about the curvy redhead. Not nearly enough of them (outside of Mad Men) today.
"I wanted to go out there and punch Julio" - Ron Washington
She was like the 3rd hottest girl in Mean Girls in my opinion.
I also am not sure why I’ve seen that movie.
Love Lizzy
especially in Trueblood
After the show I want Greg Oden to tuck us both in and tell us stories about the old days. - Will Ferrell
Definitely Seyfried
People, Chloe is an awesome moody trashy film and Seyfried wears very little clothing throughout.
SEE IT.
Ok, I will
I had been kind of intrigued already.
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
I love redheads, especially ones with lots of freckles.
So when she had red hair, I loved her. Then she started dying her hair and pissed me off. Red hair is so unusual and lovely, why would you want to dye it and look like everyone else? Same with Laura Prepon. Go back to red already!
Superman wears Josh Hamilton pajamas.
this
http://www.yumgames.com/games.php?id=48
"Look at our current situation with that camel f$%ker over in Iraq. Pacifism is not something to hide behind."
by Walter Sobchak on Nov 7, 2010 12:21 PM CST up reply actions
around the time of mean girls
she was in my top 3. now….not so much
by Mr. Abe Froman on Nov 7, 2010 7:56 PM CST up reply actions
This thread needs moar Rachel McAdams and Olivia Wilde
THE RANGERS ARE FULL OF UNBELIEVEABLE SUCK GIVE UP NOW IT DOES NOT MATTER GOOD BYE.
"It has been said that baseball is to the United States what revolutions are to Latin America, a safety valve for letting off steam. I think baseball is more serious than any Latin American revolution. But, then, I am a serious fan." -- George F. Will
by WestTxAg06 on Nov 7, 2010 8:25 AM CST via mobile reply actions
My top ten changes a lot, but Bar Refaeli is my current #1.

Leo Dicaprio is one lucky motherfucker.
I am a collector of celeb photos with thousands of pics in my collection. The rest of my humble current top ten includes: Anne Hathaway (love pale skin), Hayden Panetierre, Jessica Biel (best ass on the planet), Kate Mara (love redheads), Kim Smith (especially since she went to Odessa Permian like me), Kristen Bell, Marisa Miller (love those curves), Olivia Wilde, and Scarlett Johansson.
Superman wears Josh Hamilton pajamas.
Is she doing the claw?
Cliff Lee: "Seventy or 80 percent of [Hamilton] is better than everyone else. Everyone knows his history. He’s a complete player who plays every aspect well. He’s the best player I’ve ever played with. That’s the best compliment I can give him.’’
Hathaway
I bet she has, like, the best peripheral vision on the planet. Even the fish are jealous of her peripheral sight coverage.
"I don’t know how these SN blog authors get their gigs, but I’m frankly surprised SN tolerates AJM’s lack of effort." Tex34
Hey Arod. You're fucking out. And we're fucking in.
"If we do that," Lee says, "it would be hard to walk away."
I commented just last night how I thought she was gross.....
She has gigantic hands and looks like she takes gigantic dumps or something, maybe she has halitosis or something…can’t put my finger on it.
And I like pale skin, so that isn’t it.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
You're from Odessa?
Who are you? OHS graduate ’06.
"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin
Not sure if she is underrated, but she is rarely mentioned
"Obviously you're not a golfer" -- His Dudeness
She's got a cute voice, too.
“On the Ticket?”
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
She was one of my favorite parts about watching 24.
And she was so hot in The Girl Next Door. Underrated movie.
Superman wears Josh Hamilton pajamas.
A few blasts from the past

Anybody that’s accused of kicking Axl Rose’s ass…
Amazing in Scent of a Woman
$5,000 to the man that ends Seal
"Look at our current situation with that camel f$%ker over in Iraq. Pacifism is not something to hide behind."
I used to dig Gabrielle Anwar
She was also pretty good in Things to do in Denver when you Die. But her bit in Scent of a Woman was fascinating.
"You promised me, Eckstein, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life, there have only been one set of prints in the sand. Why, when I have needed you most, have you not been there for me?" David Eckstein replied, "Because my little legs had gotten tired, and you were carrying me." And I looked down and saw that I was still carrying David Eckstein.
Then he grounded out weakly to second.
She's way too skinny for my tastes.
She’s beautiful, but she looks sickly thin.
"Hey... Goldberg! I bet if that puck was a cheeseburger, you'd stop it!
Favorites:
Athlete: Brianna Glenn


All time favorite: Stacey Dash


I know dark chocolate is supposed to be better for me, but I just can’t say no to milk chocolate.
Stacey Dash is stunning.
“Brown Sugar, How come you taste so good?”
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
Excellent in Mo' Money.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Eva LaRue is my fave 40+.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
Diane Lane rules the 40+ category.
My news anchors are both local…Helen Hayes & Karen Borta.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
You remember Alyce Caron on NBC 5?
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
I remember the chick but couldn't remember the name.
Very nice piece.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
She's full of shit
She comes from the same strand as Ashleigh Banfield… the attractive newswoman who’s out to prove she’s hardcore about her reporting
by oc on Nov 8, 2010 12:38 PM CST up reply actions
So very mmmmmmeh on ABanfield.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
Forgot about her. I do like glasses on a girl, though.
Elizabeth Vargas is probably my favorite newswoman of recent vintage.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
Fox News weekend ladies are quite nice
although it seems like all news channels put the young hotties on the weekends
Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
Have to tap into that 18-45 male demographic
That’s where the advertisers make the most money
Now, you can’t make money unless you have the attractive reporter!!!
DOLL ’EM UP!
by oc on Nov 8, 2010 1:00 PM CST up reply actions
It seems like they have 6-8 drop dead good looking blondes
who have killer bods and they all wear tight, tight clothes with short skirts.
Nothing wrong with that approach at all.
The only name I remember is Meghan Kelley. (good Irish name).
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
It's fucking stupid and it's the reason i don't watch media outlets like FOX, CNN, NBC or any of those motherfuckers
It’s all designed to image
Well fuck your image. Fuck YOUR news.
I got my own shit to worry about
by oc on Nov 8, 2010 4:45 PM CST up reply actions
I hear ya on the glasses thing. Cindy Brunson (ESPN) is
my go-to for that.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
I have a borderline fetish
for ladies with Specs appeal
Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
Oh yeah, nice piece.
Actually it’s Heather Hayes isn’t it?
Helen Hayes was a famous actress.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
What's crazy is she used to be married to the guy that played Peterman on Seinfeld.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
You know...
someone else I dig quite a bit is Amy Mainzer, an astrophysicist that does a lot of different documentaries on Discovery Science channel.
"Blalock in the cleanup spot makes gives me agita." - Dustin
Looking forward
to her getting back on House.
"I wanted to go out there and punch Julio" - Ron Washington
She is still a main credit on the show
That doesnt happen if shes not supposed to come back.
Plus, on hulu, they have some behind the scenes video of her talking about how the writers are looking for a way to bring her back
by Mr. Abe Froman on Nov 8, 2010 9:26 AM CST up reply actions
She could almost pass at times, to be Mila Kunis, twin in the face.
Cliff Lee: "Seventy or 80 percent of [Hamilton] is better than everyone else. Everyone knows his history. He’s a complete player who plays every aspect well. He’s the best player I’ve ever played with. That’s the best compliment I can give him.’’
Julianne Hough is on my current list.

Cliff Lee: "Seventy or 80 percent of [Hamilton] is better than everyone else. Everyone knows his history. He’s a complete player who plays every aspect well. He’s the best player I’ve ever played with. That’s the best compliment I can give him.’’
So,
she’d be good with being a third wife.
"I wanted to go out there and punch Julio" - Ron Washington
And your point being?
Cliff Lee: "Seventy or 80 percent of [Hamilton] is better than everyone else. Everyone knows his history. He’s a complete player who plays every aspect well. He’s the best player I’ve ever played with. That’s the best compliment I can give him.’’
have fun using that good ole imagination.
Thats the most skin anyone will see of that girl
by Mr. Abe Froman on Nov 7, 2010 11:07 PM CST up reply actions
She's really hot
But she’s really, really blonde.
Still might make my underrated list though.
You can still call me LSJ if you want to.
SHe doesn't seem stupid as all get out.
Cliff Lee: "Seventy or 80 percent of [Hamilton] is better than everyone else. Everyone knows his history. He’s a complete player who plays every aspect well. He’s the best player I’ve ever played with. That’s the best compliment I can give him.’’
That's not really the sense I meant it in though.
I meant more of a look or a vibe. Kinda like how David Murphy is the definition of the “white and gritty” look.
You can still call me LSJ if you want to.
Ah.
Ya it wouldn’t bother me.
Cliff Lee: "Seventy or 80 percent of [Hamilton] is better than everyone else. Everyone knows his history. He’s a complete player who plays every aspect well. He’s the best player I’ve ever played with. That’s the best compliment I can give him.’’
"white and gritty"
Isn’t quite the same as “blonde and fuckin’ hot”, but I see your point.
by Giant Space Ants on Nov 8, 2010 12:58 AM CST up reply actions
Yup.
Being a dancer is a definite plus, except I’m CoC and dancing is illegal (bad old CoC joke)
Cliff Lee: "Seventy or 80 percent of [Hamilton] is better than everyone else. Everyone knows his history. He’s a complete player who plays every aspect well. He’s the best player I’ve ever played with. That’s the best compliment I can give him.’’
Yea Corrosion of Conformity
is more head banging than dancing.
Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
Heh, I was saying Church of Christ heh
Cliff Lee: "Seventy or 80 percent of [Hamilton] is better than everyone else. Everyone knows his history. He’s a complete player who plays every aspect well. He’s the best player I’ve ever played with. That’s the best compliment I can give him.’’
They used to be so awesome
"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
Country singers.
As a kid, for me, Dottie West was all woman. She had that raspy voice thing. Love that. Demi Moore used to have it.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
Her sisters were better looking.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
And sadly, Ryan Seacrest is tapping it.......
La naiba cu Monkey Rally !!!!!
- That would Romanian for F*ck the Rally Monkey....
by Captain Fubar on Nov 16, 2010 10:26 PM CST up reply actions
....is he?.....
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I thought he was of the alternate persuasion?
Cliff Lee: "Seventy or 80 percent of [Hamilton] is better than everyone else. Everyone knows his history. He’s a complete player who plays every aspect well. He’s the best player I’ve ever played with. That’s the best compliment I can give him.’’
that's what I was thinking too......
La naiba cu Monkey Rally !!!!!
- That would Romanian for F*ck the Rally Monkey....
by Captain Fubar on Nov 17, 2010 8:32 AM CST up reply actions
Props to him.
Dude’s a pro.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
I do her
to try and find out how her dad threw the Knuckler…
If I had a gun to my head and had to pick one pitcher to pitch a game to save my life.... I'd pick 1999 Rick Helling.
by matthewbschultz83 on Nov 18, 2010 3:34 PM CST up reply actions
I'm slightly disappointed that this isn't the post where we nail down a scouting system.
by Past A Diving Michael Young on Nov 7, 2010 11:12 PM CST reply actions
Here you go
The “Would You?” scouting method:
Not ever under any circumstances – 20 – 29
Only for comedic effect (going on safari) – 30 – 39
If you were drunk – 40 – 49
If you were bored – 50 – 59
Hell yes – 60 – 69
Allow her to repeatedly kick you in the nuts for a chance 70 – 79
Axe murder an entire family of hobos during their Thanksgiving dinner, comprised of an extra large size can of Ranch Style Beans they managed to scrape together enough pocket change for – 80
by blakethegr8 on Nov 8, 2010 9:05 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Just saw I was mentioned in the header post, so here goes:
I have not seen one photo of any girl in this post that ISN’T hotter than Erin Andrews. How’s that?
Dude, there's a pic of Linda Cohn in this thread.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
by scoop16 on Nov 8, 2010 12:00 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Way to go out on a big limb, Aggie.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
Bilson got some GDT play this year.
She falls in that group of little brunettes that are great. Alba, Milano, Biel, Hewitt…
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
She's recovered from that unfortunate period in her life.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
You sure
she isn’t completely airbrushed there? I was under the impression most magazine covers were.
"I wanted to go out there and punch Julio" - Ron Washington
Yeah, that's pretty standard. Still like her, though.
I forgot to add Eliza Dushku into the little brunettes group.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
Holy shit.
Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.
"I've had people walk out on me before, but not when I was being so charming."
I know.
No way in Hell she went to Princeton.
by Giant Space Ants on Nov 8, 2010 4:37 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Not to mention a Freshman in '93
That means she was a prodigy as well
Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
Replace JLH w/ Susan Ward in my little brunettes group
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
Actress in a bunch of nothing movies,
which is why I always forget about her. She’s about perfect.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0911861/
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
Check out the 1st pic, 2nd row on Google Images.
I think she had to, to match everything else up there.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
Something here led me to IMDB then the page for Cloverfield.
And wow, I had totally forgotten just how much I am in love with Odette Yustman.
Athlete:
Paraguayan javelin thrower Leryn Franco:

Not my favorite, but not bad. Also, I assume it’s difficult to throw a javelin in heels.
Ya I was going to post her.
Numero uno!
Cliff Lee: "Seventy or 80 percent of [Hamilton] is better than everyone else. Everyone knows his history. He’s a complete player who plays every aspect well. He’s the best player I’ve ever played with. That’s the best compliment I can give him.’’
I remember when deadspin ran her photo when she
was in highschool…she was hot then too
Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
I believe that's the age of consent in Texas.
Also, my age makes me feel less guilty. To the rest of you: shame…
Indeed. I'm pretty sure 17 is legal in Texas.
Anyway she’s like 21 now. So she’s only a few years younger than me. I have nothing to feel shameful about in any way.
Have you seen her lately? She got fucking FAT...
or, chubby. Whatever you wish to call it.
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Nov 12, 2010 12:44 AM CST up reply actions
Pics to prove.



"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Nov 12, 2010 12:46 AM CST up reply actions
There's nothing wrong with her.
Some of you guys make it sound like you wanna see 80 lbs women- there are too many sticks falling off trees nowadays as it is.
by Giant Space Ants on Nov 12, 2010 1:50 AM CST up reply actions
That was then..this is now

I’m going with the theory that she gained weight because she hated all the attention she got by internet weirdos.
"Fuck Tom Hicks. There is no aspect of my baseball universe that man hasn't shit on."
"and to Adam J. Morris and the Lone Star Ball regulars; go fuck yourself."- cmkelly29
by TooLegitToQuit on Nov 12, 2010 2:24 AM CST up reply actions
This thing has been too modern.
So I’ll be the nerd who throws out the movie stars from the olden times. Ingrid Bergman has always been my gal of choice, frankly. And that accent…
However, I’d be remissed if I didn’t mention Audrey Hepburn- recently watched a three hour movie about a nun solely because she was the star. The definition of classy, in my mind.
As for less famous ladies who I only remember seeing in one movie, I’ll acknowledge Alida Valli (The Third Man- great movie), Linda Harrison (Planet of the Apes), Cathy O’Donnell (Ben-Hur), and Claudia Cardinale (Once Upon a Time in the West- looking at other pictures of her, that may have been the only place she truly looked great, but boy did she). The list could go on and on.
by Giant Space Ants on Nov 9, 2010 1:11 AM CST reply actions
Classic 70s ladies
Raquel Welch
Jacklyn Smith
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
When I saw 70s ladies, I expected a JW post, no offense Scoop
Cliff Lee: "Seventy or 80 percent of [Hamilton] is better than everyone else. Everyone knows his history. He’s a complete player who plays every aspect well. He’s the best player I’ve ever played with. That’s the best compliment I can give him.’’
I think I hit puberty at 6.
I remember being infatuated w/ the women on my TV screen at a young age.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
Ah
I still don’t seen how Raquel’s are real those things are massive.
Cliff Lee: "Seventy or 80 percent of [Hamilton] is better than everyone else. Everyone knows his history. He’s a complete player who plays every aspect well. He’s the best player I’ve ever played with. That’s the best compliment I can give him.’’
That's about as far back as you can go.
Jane Russell and Ava Gardner came around. And Grace Kelly.
If you go back before then, Lillian Gish or Greta Garbo, you thank your lucky stars you were born later.
My favorite era is the 70s/80s ladies, because they were sexy, curvy, and flaunting it before the big explosion of plastic surgery, and over-flaunting.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
I'm severely disappointed
at the low number of pics in this thread.
When you're drowning, you don't say 'I would be incredibly pleased if someone would have the foresight to notice me drowning and come and help me,' you just scream.
Best Beatles catch
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
I'm a fan of one of Lennon's youthful crushes
Bardot.
When you're drowning, you don't say 'I would be incredibly pleased if someone would have the foresight to notice me drowning and come and help me,' you just scream.
Yeah, she was a tad bit stunning.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
So how about we get the scouting report idea started by naming the 80's for each category. For instance:

Blake Lively has an 80 leg tool.
So who do you think has an 80 in the other tool categories? Discuss.
Superman wears Josh Hamilton pajamas.
by crazy86er on Nov 9, 2010 6:31 AM CST reply actions 2 recs
Hmn...
Kate Beckinsale would probably be my choice for an 80 face. Eva Green would likely be my choice for 80 tits. HM’s Marisa Miller and maybe Eliza Dushku (hers seem quite proportionate, IMO, and I like proportionate). Those two categories can be pretty highly subjective though.
Legs… Blake is still probably in a class by herself here, but I could still go bonkers rattling off HM’s. AnnaLynne McCord. Tricia Helfer. I really, really love Kristen Bell from the waist down. Beckinsale (shit, she’s probably at least an HM in any category you can think of). After last week, Jordana. I could go on and on – well actually probably not. I’d need to retire to my bunk sooner or later, if I kept going on that list.
Ass – like I said, I really love Kristen Bell from the waist down. Probably go with her here. AnnaLynne McCord might be one of my first HM’s here as well. Jessica Biel. Beckinsale, again. Maybe this is just bias from that one incredible Maxim shoot awhile back, but… Grace Park. And Jessica Alba, for much the same reason.
You can still call me LSJ if you want to.
Jennifer Esposito has an 80 backside.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
Emma Watson, Taylor Swift, Brooklyn Decker, Bar Raefeli
"Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor."-Capote
I don't get the Emma Watson fascination people have
Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
She's got a cute factor, I can't put my finger on it.
She’s beautiful, but not that unapproachable beautiful.
Cliff Lee: "Seventy or 80 percent of [Hamilton] is better than everyone else. Everyone knows his history. He’s a complete player who plays every aspect well. He’s the best player I’ve ever played with. That’s the best compliment I can give him.’’
I did find some photos of her after posting that she looked hot in
I guess she still looks a little young in most photos I have seen
Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
She's 22 I believe.
So ya most are probably young photos.
Cliff Lee: "Seventy or 80 percent of [Hamilton] is better than everyone else. Everyone knows his history. He’s a complete player who plays every aspect well. He’s the best player I’ve ever played with. That’s the best compliment I can give him.’’
I think my problem is that we have all seen her grow up.
My first exposure to her was at 11 in Harry Potter, so I’m just not into her.
She's actually older than me.
She still doesn’t deserve to be in the same sentence as Decker or Refaeli, looks-wise.
She definitely has some awe factor to her.
Cliff Lee: "Seventy or 80 percent of [Hamilton] is better than everyone else. Everyone knows his history. He’s a complete player who plays every aspect well. He’s the best player I’ve ever played with. That’s the best compliment I can give him.’’
Yep.
But she was growing on me this year, until she went all Natalie Portman and chopped her hair off just recently.
Looks fucking terrible.
You can still call me LSJ if you want to.
That's Alyssa Milano for me
Until I saw Charmed.
"Ooooh....I want some fucking pancakes!" son of willamos2
So...who here actually watched Charmed?
I’ll admit it. Of course, I was a nerdy guy in high school who was into D&D at the time. That show was awesome at the time. It had magic and hot chicks. I realized even then it was a horrible show, and I liked it anyway.
I'll admit to stopping on it
while flipping by, normally when one of the chicks wore skimpy outfits for some very important plot advancement.
"I wanted to go out there and punch Julio" - Ron Washington
Just like to have it one while cleaning the kitchen
I liked almost every look they gave Milano except for the hack job of the bangs look. I would so sully her. It’s and I’m pathetic.
"Ooooh....I want some fucking pancakes!" son of willamos2
So anyone want to know my very rudimentary, imperfect "five-tool" grading system?
Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.
"I've had people walk out on me before, but not when I was being so charming."
You're only asking so you can post it.
Just post it.
by Giant Space Ants on Nov 9, 2010 7:08 PM CST up reply actions
I just want you guys to know
The reason I haven’t been involved in this thread, which you would think I’d be all over, is that I can’t open this particular thread at work.
And I know that once I dive in, there’s no turning back.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
Clearly, you need to quit your job.
Only reasonable solution.
You can still call me LSJ if you want to.
That is why I have to post in this thread strictly before and after work.
Superman wears Josh Hamilton pajamas.
Yeah, I just spent three days in a PUC hearing in Austin before two administrative law judges
No way I could open this thread during that.
THE RANGERS ARE FULL OF UNBELIEVEABLE SUCK GIVE UP NOW IT DOES NOT MATTER GOOD BYE.
"It has been said that baseball is to the United States what revolutions are to Latin America, a safety valve for letting off steam. I think baseball is more serious than any Latin American revolution. But, then, I am a serious fan." -- George F. Will
Fresh subthread idea:
What’s the best you’ve ever seen one of your favorites (or just any woman in general, if you like) look in a non-photoshoot setting? Like at a premiere, in a movie TV/show or onstage, candids, that sort of thing.
For example: Jordana at the DEBS LA premiere in ’05 (although I should probably be posting the Rio candids from last week, in her case)

Kate on with The Chin in ’08:

Kristen Bell on Ferguson in ’08:

You can still call me LSJ if you want to.
Bar Refaeli is very naturally beautiful, so she almost always looks good. It was hard for me to pick just one, so here are 4:


And there are about a billion other examples out there.
Superman wears Josh Hamilton pajamas.
by crazy86er on Nov 10, 2010 6:29 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Well, when I broke into Natalie Portman's house
I thought she looked pretty good. Then she brought out the pepper spray, and I couldn’t see anymore.
by Giant Space Ants on Nov 12, 2010 1:09 AM CST up reply actions
Okay, so I was probably unclear in what I was trying to say earlier
But basically, I’m linking what I perceive as important female physical tools (again, matter of subjectivity) to the five traditional baseball “scout” tools (i.e. average, power, speed, arm, glove). Of course, there are countless other things which I suppose you could link to various baseball skills, but I can’t be bothered to account for that.
The way it works is: the average female, with mostly “average” tools: lurking between 40-50 (somewhere between below-average and barely major-league average), can be considered the equivalent of a replacement player/organizational fodder. Below-average feminine tools (could be anything: horse-face, saggy breasts, emaciation) are essentially the type of baseball tools which are pretty much the butt of jokes: scoring somewhere around 20 to 40 – i.e. Bengie Molina’s speed tool, Johnny Damon’s arm tool, Juan Pierre’s power, Michael Young’s glove (fuck yeah, shoehorn!), Joaquin Arias’ everything tool. It’s a not so cultivated process, but it’s the general premise I’ll go by, and then modify as I move along. So here goes:
Face -———→ Glove
Rationale: I’d argue that girls with pretty faces, who are unspectacular elsewhere are going to get plenty of looks about the place, but they’re probably never going to be crazily coveted. Likewise, there are tons of utility infielders who exist on rosters essentially for their defensive abilities. At the other end of the scale, things are weirder since plenty of shitty fielders make their rounds, but I’d argue unattractive-faced girls wouldn’t get that sort of coverage.
Body -————> Hitting
Rationale: Both isolated and connected to the fielding tool above. I’m not specifying specific parts of the body; more like general body shape, curves, etc. I guess this includes stomach and ass, but I’m isolating leg and cleavage as individual tools. I figure that a baseball player who can field the ball well and hit for average, is pretty much guaranteed an everyday playing spot, even if other tools are merely mediocre. That’s how I perceive it to be with women: a good-looking girl, face and body-wise, in my opinion, are pretty good finds, even if their remaining tools don’t really stand out among the rest.
Cleavage -———→ Power
Rationale: I don’t really know what a 40-50 power tool (which I give as "average) means, but I assume it’s, what, 5-10 homers a season? You can get by with that, just like I don’t think most people would mind a girl not having a huge chest if elsewhere things are accounted for. However, having 30-40 HR power is a great bonus and probably does elevate someone from merely ‘good’ to an MVP candidate; but in my opinion, it’s not at the top of a priority list. Juan Pierre power is pretty rare, and I don’t think you’d deal with it too often, so it’s not a big issue.
Legs -———→ Throwing Arm
Rationale: This is where things start getting confusing for me to rationalize. It’s an excellent tool to possess, but I don’t think it’s really that noticeable unless it’s at one of the ends of the scale. I’d assume a majority of players would at least have a 40-50 arm (and nobody is going to highlight such a rating), with only a few who throw like girls, and a decent, but not significant number who are capable of throwing a man out from second on a basehit to the outfield.
But basically, I’m linking what I perceive as important female physical tools (again, matter of subjectivity) to the five traditional baseball “scout” tools (i.e. average, power, speed, arm, glove). Of course, there are countless other things which I suppose you could link to various baseball skills, but I can’t be bothered to account for that.
The way it works is: the average female, with mostly “average” tools: lurking between 40-50 (somewhere between below-average and barely major-league average), can be considered the equivalent of a replacement player/organizational fodder. Below-average feminine tools (could be anything: horse-face, saggy breasts, emaciation) are essentially the type of baseball tools which are pretty much the butt of jokes: scoring somewhere around 20 to 40 – i.e. Bengie Molina’s speed tool, Johnny Damon’s arm tool, Juan Pierre’s power, Michael Young’s glove (fuck yeah, shoehorn!), Joaquin Arias’ everything tool. It’s a not so cultivated process, but it’s the general premise I’ll go by, and then modify as I move along. So here goes:
Face -———→ Glove
Rationale: I’d argue that girls with pretty faces, who are unspectacular elsewhere are going to get plenty of looks about the place, but they’re probably never going to be crazily coveted. Likewise, there are tons of utility infielders who exist on rosters essentially for their defensive abilities. At the other end of the scale, things are weirder since plenty of shitty fielders make their rounds, but I’d argue unattractive-faced girls wouldn’t get that sort of coverage.
Body -————> Hitting
Rationale: Both isolated and connected to the fielding tool above. I’m not specifying specific parts of the body; more like general body shape, curves, etc. I guess this includes stomach and ass, but I’m isolating leg and cleavage as individual tools. I figure that a baseball player who can field the ball well and hit for average, is pretty much guaranteed an everyday playing spot, even if other tools are merely mediocre. That’s how I perceive it to be with women: a good-looking girl, face and body-wise, in my opinion, are pretty good finds, even if their remaining tools don’t really stand out among the rest.
Cleavage -———→ Power
Rationale: I don’t really know what a 40-50 power tool (which I give as "average) means, but I assume it’s, what, 5-10 homers a season? You can get by with that, just like I don’t think most people would mind a girl not having a huge chest if elsewhere things are accounted for. Having 30-40 HR power is a great bonus and probably the majoring factor in turning someone from good to an MVP candidate, in both circles of thought, but in my opinion, it’s not at the top of a priority list. Juan Pierre power is pretty rare, and I don’t think you’d deal with it too often.
“Sum of Parts” -———→ Speed
Rationale: So yeah, I really was scraping at the bottom of the barrel for this last bit. It’s something I can’t designate, but it always seems to me that some girls just look better than what you’d assume them to be, after having rated their individual tools in isolated form. Usually that’s not the case, but when that happens, you’re not going to discriminate against someone for that. I’d assume even a typical ‘replacement’ player would have decent speed. Fast guys who can’t do much of anything else may get shots on rosters as designated pinch-runners or late game defensive replacements – I’d say a girl who is “deceptively good-looking” gets the same treatment. On the other hand, only a few players are actually slower than ass, i.e. Bengie Molina, but as long as other things hold up in some form, they tend to still get to play in the bigs. But sometimes, the absolute lack of speed could be a turn-off, but usually it isn’t a killer.
…
I think I’m done here. Now you can hurl abuse at my poorly thought-out arguments! I guess it’s still a matter of how one personally prioritizes each tool.
Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.
"I've had people walk out on me before, but not when I was being so charming."
by jonthefon on Nov 10, 2010 9:37 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
Boobs!
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Nov 10, 2010 10:07 PM CST up reply actions
your avy is terrifying.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Damn.
I shouldn’t have told you to post it.
by Giant Space Ants on Nov 12, 2010 1:03 AM CST up reply actions
Kinda brilliant
"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest"
--South Korean Rangers fan
by Conjunction on Nov 17, 2010 12:07 AM CST up reply actions
Dunno why, but I've been on a Candice Swanepoel fix as of late.
She’s apparently the next big thing as far as VS goes.

"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Nov 10, 2010 10:10 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
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JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
It is.
severely overrated.
"Back in Irish's day you had to kill a man before you were taken seriously in polite society." - Aquaman56 06/25/10
by Samuel_L_Bronkowitz on Nov 11, 2010 7:58 PM CST up reply actions
I think people like her
Because she plays up the “insanely horny pornstar” bit to a fault.
Not my cup of tea, but her twitter feed makes for an amusing glance sometimes.
You can still call me LSJ if you want to.
Yea that pick is greatness
Her Slave for you video was sooo nice
Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
It makes me sad
I used to love her so much.
THE RANGERS ARE FULL OF UNBELIEVEABLE SUCK GIVE UP NOW IT DOES NOT MATTER GOOD BYE.
"It has been said that baseball is to the United States what revolutions are to Latin America, a safety valve for letting off steam. I think baseball is more serious than any Latin American revolution. But, then, I am a serious fan." -- George F. Will
When I had to start scrolling through all the boobies I thought to myself....
“Gotta be laxtonto”
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Yup. I knew the after the 3rd set of boobs who posted it.
Never fails.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
You watch The League this week?
“Don’t give the jury the guns. Just put your hands down. No, don’t holster the guns, either.”
I was dying last week because of the song during the credits
"We are no longer a ride at Six Flags, we are in contention to do some things that will make our lives complete. I have been waiting for this for a long time." -Chuck Morgan speaking for all of us
I have two words for you.....
Rita Hayworth…….
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring." Rogers Hornsby
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Nov 11, 2010 7:20 PM CST up reply actions
I just can't stop ignoring that girl next door look.
Those dimples kill me. In the best possible way.
"What IS your fascination with my forbidden closet of mystery?"
Also, Sarah Barthel from Phantogram.

"What IS your fascination with my forbidden closet of mystery?"
Fine, more pictures:
Emmy Rossum:
Renee Olstead:
Elena Anaya:
Amy Adams:
by Giant Space Ants on Nov 12, 2010 1:31 AM CST reply actions
Amy Adams is goodness, I am a fan
THE RANGERS ARE FULL OF UNBELIEVEABLE SUCK GIVE UP NOW IT DOES NOT MATTER GOOD BYE.
"It has been said that baseball is to the United States what revolutions are to Latin America, a safety valve for letting off steam. I think baseball is more serious than any Latin American revolution. But, then, I am a serious fan." -- George F. Will
I just recently discovered the joys of Renee Olstead.
Redheads FTW!
Superman wears Josh Hamilton pajamas.
Speaking of older movie star hotties: for my money, Angie Dickinson in "Rio Bravo" is the pinnacle of silver screen beauty
THE RANGERS ARE FULL OF UNBELIEVEABLE SUCK GIVE UP NOW IT DOES NOT MATTER GOOD BYE.
"It has been said that baseball is to the United States what revolutions are to Latin America, a safety valve for letting off steam. I think baseball is more serious than any Latin American revolution. But, then, I am a serious fan." -- George F. Will
I thought sure I'd see the pictures on this thread from last nights HP7p1 premiere in London.
Since we have quite a few Emma Watson fans on the board.
http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2010/11/12/emma_watson_wows_in_a_see_through_dres
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
God
I hate that short hair. It’s so dissapointing.
"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest"
--South Korean Rangers fan
by Conjunction on Nov 17, 2010 12:10 AM CST up reply actions
At the risk of sounding like TooLegit, it looks very butch
Which I don’t mean negatively in a social sense, but it’s a turnoff for me. Some women can rock the pixie cut, but Emma isn’t one of them.
I am very bothered by Carey Mulligan's continued decision to stick with short hair.
Even though she isn’t top-of-the-range.
Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.
"I've had people walk out on me before, but not when I was being so charming."
Agreed, it detracts points from her cuteness factor
THE RANGERS ARE FULL OF UNBELIEVEABLE SUCK GIVE UP NOW IT DOES NOT MATTER GOOD BYE.
"It has been said that baseball is to the United States what revolutions are to Latin America, a safety valve for letting off steam. I think baseball is more serious than any Latin American revolution. But, then, I am a serious fan." -- George F. Will
If I wanted to fuck little boys I would join NAMBLA
Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
by Texas Jihad on Nov 17, 2010 10:25 AM CST up reply actions
LOL South Park
Cliff Lee: "Seventy or 80 percent of [Hamilton] is better than everyone else. Everyone knows his history. He’s a complete player who plays every aspect well. He’s the best player I’ve ever played with. That’s the best compliment I can give him.’’
I am not into North American Marlon Brando Look Alikes
Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
LOL all you want.
NAMBLA actually exists.
by Giant Space Ants on Nov 19, 2010 3:26 PM CST up reply actions
I know it does.
Cliff Lee: "Seventy or 80 percent of [Hamilton] is better than everyone else. Everyone knows his history. He’s a complete player who plays every aspect well. He’s the best player I’ve ever played with. That’s the best compliment I can give him.’’
I'll take Door #3 for the win please....
goodness.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
As I have previously disclosed, my #1 favorite female asset = red hair. But my #2 = freckles:
Olivia Munn

Marisa Miller

Evangeline Lilly

Superman wears Josh Hamilton pajamas.
I like Lilly without the makeup
au naturale
"Look at our current situation with that camel f$%ker over in Iraq. Pacifism is not something to hide behind."
by Walter Sobchak on Nov 18, 2010 12:56 PM CST up reply actions
Nobody is even debating whether she is good looking at all.
It has already been decreed: not hot.
by FuturePants on Nov 14, 2010 11:30 AM CST up reply actions
She can have photos taken that make her look good
but I think her first photo up top even looks bad…fivehead galore
Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
I cribbed "fivehead" from scoop and it's undefeated
in terms of immediate laughter with all my friends and family.
Somebody referenced Angie Dickenson above…Oh yeah, she was really slutty and very sexy especially when she was on the Tonight Show with Johnny (who she supposedly boffed) but my old man had a thing for her and our family was tuned in every week when she was “Officer Pepper” (off-shoot of “Police Story” series).
The fact that she made my old man’s pants go jogging around the block is a dealbreaker to me.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
by Josey Wales on Nov 15, 2010 10:42 AM CST up reply actions
So many euphemisms here
Cliff Lee: "Seventy or 80 percent of [Hamilton] is better than everyone else. Everyone knows his history. He’s a complete player who plays every aspect well. He’s the best player I’ve ever played with. That’s the best compliment I can give him.’’
I think she's hot.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
Hell yeah
DSLs FTW.
"I don’t know how these SN blog authors get their gigs, but I’m frankly surprised SN tolerates AJM’s lack of effort." Tex34
Hey Arod. You're fucking out. And we're fucking in.
"If we do that," Lee says, "it would be hard to walk away."
by Brian Thomas on Nov 15, 2010 8:34 PM CST up reply actions
That's what it is.
She’s the epitome of ‘fellatio face’. The lips, mouth, ski-slope nose…I think she might even have a slight cross to the eyes. She was born for it. Plus, she’s got a great body.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
I don't see her penis, where is it?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I'd give you 5 minutes, max.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
no
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
See, you had to find a doctored pic to make her look bad.
‘Cause she’s hot.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
x

I’m a white boy who doesn’t think a black man is good enough to manage my baseball team.-Lonestarjon
oh my
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I read this comment in George Takei voice
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
I always do when someone posts that.
Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.
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JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
Gina!
Cliff Lee: "Seventy or 80 percent of [Hamilton] is better than everyone else. Everyone knows his history. He’s a complete player who plays every aspect well. He’s the best player I’ve ever played with. That’s the best compliment I can give him.’’
I prefer the pics right above and below Gina
Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
by Texas Jihad on Nov 15, 2010 12:18 PM CST up reply actions
Especially the pic right above her...
That chick is delicious
Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
by Texas Jihad on Nov 15, 2010 12:20 PM CST up reply actions
Filter at school won't show the last one.
Cliff Lee: "Seventy or 80 percent of [Hamilton] is better than everyone else. Everyone knows his history. He’s a complete player who plays every aspect well. He’s the best player I’ve ever played with. That’s the best compliment I can give him.’’
...




JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
A few more...









JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
Three girls that need some love in this thread, even if it has been killed by laxtonto



Camilla Belle, Olga Kurylenko and Summer Glau.
by LSJ on Nov 16, 2010 10:48 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
You love the titless wonders.
No doubt all are pretty and “exotic,” but damn son, find a girl with some boobies.
"Ooooh....I want some fucking pancakes!" son of willamos2
Matter of taste.
I prefer for them to look athletic, not like they’re going to fall on their face if they have a tailwind.
Maybe it comes with age. We’ll see.
I can't think of one part of a woman that's overrated
by lost in space on Nov 16, 2010 7:49 PM CST up reply actions 5 recs
.............
I don’t think most of us want to see that.
Cliff Lee: "Seventy or 80 percent of [Hamilton] is better than everyone else. Everyone knows his history. He’s a complete player who plays every aspect well. He’s the best player I’ve ever played with. That’s the best compliment I can give him.’’
you disgust me...
…….
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
Yup.
Boobs are like body cladding on a car. Sometimes it’s really nice and enhances the appearance of the vehicle – but it’s not really necessary most of the time, and sometimes even gets in the way and detracts from the vehicle when it’s overdone.
I love boobs myself, but Summer Glau is incredible
THE RANGERS ARE FULL OF UNBELIEVEABLE SUCK GIVE UP NOW IT DOES NOT MATTER GOOD BYE.
"It has been said that baseball is to the United States what revolutions are to Latin America, a safety valve for letting off steam. I think baseball is more serious than any Latin American revolution. But, then, I am a serious fan." -- George F. Will
so i should post a azn chick
heres just a random one i just saw, hot, not really that pretty but hey, azn






Sharky likes azn's
because he can order mail order brides, so he doesn’t have to leave his Tyler house.
"I wanted to go out there and punch Julio" - Ron Washington
Does azn mean Asian?
I guess I am not hip to the lingo.
Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
yeah, it saves so much time not typing those extra letters
When you're drowning, you don't say 'I would be incredibly pleased if someone would have the foresight to notice me drowning and come and help me,' you just scream.
Sorry dude
her mouth creeps me out. Looks like five too many collagen injections to the lips.
Then again, I’ve never really been attracted to “azn’s”.
heres som yt azn's
i’ve discovered some group called snsd, probably the most famous azn idol group, that i can see. i believe they’re korean.
i guess the deal with these groups is you pick one girl you like. my fave is definitely “taeyon” then.
Anyways an some amateur YT azn chick, not aybody famous, that does dances to these songs in her garage. She’s actually pretty dykish in most vids and ugly, but femmes up pretty damn sexy. I really like 3 or so of her vids, she really has some kind of talent.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EorRtuGqyoU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qefl5EmNS4Q
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2awLiNCefk
And heres an SNSD vid
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_gfD3nvh-8
Taeyon is the pretty one lol. Dumb song though, but their hottest vid imo.
Anyways the whole korean/azn idol group subculture was kind of interesting to discover. it’s really premanufactored, but otoh isn’t nearly as whorish as usa music culture, which i like about it.
none of these asians have any asses lol.
For the Natalie Portman fans, the Red Band trailer for Your Highness features Portman in a thong.

Pics: http://www.nerve.com/news/movies/see-five-pictures-of-natalie-portman-in-a-thong
Full Red Band trailer: http://www.nerve.com/news/movies/watch-the-trailer-for-james-francos-medieval-stoner-comedy-your-highness
Superman wears Josh Hamilton pajamas.
she has no ass.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Finally remembered the name of the actress who made my pants go wonkers....
ELLEN BARKIN
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Butter face / Deceiver / 8 Iron (looks good from 150 yards)
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
HEIDI!
Cliff Lee: "Seventy or 80 percent of [Hamilton] is better than everyone else. Everyone knows his history. He’s a complete player who plays every aspect well. He’s the best player I’ve ever played with. That’s the best compliment I can give him.’’
Is this the only picture of her that exists?
by AsDevilsRun on Nov 18, 2010 12:16 AM CST up reply actions
Who knows lol
Cliff Lee: "Seventy or 80 percent of [Hamilton] is better than everyone else. Everyone knows his history. He’s a complete player who plays every aspect well. He’s the best player I’ve ever played with. That’s the best compliment I can give him.’’
Yes, and I think she's a friend of yours.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
she used to be Scoop...
Her name is Tara Shannon she was one of Elite’s top models not that long ago. When I was in NYC at Cafe Luxembourg I met her at a party. She hooked me up with Elite. She really liked me. Let’s just say she’s the last woman I slept with. It was fun hanging out with her looking at all the expressions as guys walked by, basically jaws dropping at an unprecedented clip. People often told her she looked like a 50s movie star.
This shit ain't over til Bengie Molina sings.
Is that Emma Samms?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
I think she works for a cheap escort service
When you're drowning, you don't say 'I would be incredibly pleased if someone would have the foresight to notice me drowning and come and help me,' you just scream.
commenting more on the photo quality
I agree she has a nice classic 50s glamour look.
When you're drowning, you don't say 'I would be incredibly pleased if someone would have the foresight to notice me drowning and come and help me,' you just scream.
So she now works at an expensive escort service?
Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
nah she was one of the first "supermodels" she has no worries.

This shit ain't over til Bengie Molina sings.
Uno mas: the many women of Rescue Me
Marisa Tomei
Jennifer Esposito
Andrea Roth
So many more…
"Look at our current situation with that camel f$%ker over in Iraq. Pacifism is not something to hide behind."
I like Marisa Tomei in both "Cousin Vinnie" and "The Wrestler."
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."
she's nails
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
like a fine wine.......
La naiba cu Monkey Rally !!!!!
- That would Romanian for F*ck the Rally Monkey....
by Captain Fubar on Nov 29, 2010 2:16 PM CST up reply actions
Esposito is so great.
Best backside.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
She's A-mazing.
She had a line in Spin City that drove me wild. They are in an apartment and the neighbors are going at. The girl is pretty loud and Mike J. Fox makes a comment about how loud they are being and if Esposito’s character would want to live there. Jen looks at him and says “You call that loud?”
So sexy.
"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz
One girl who is not already on this thread but should be: Maggie Grace from Lost and the movie Taken.



Superman wears Josh Hamilton pajamas.
Apparently she's in that "Faster" movie with The Rock that comes out next week
If these are any evidence, she might make it worth seeing:



by LSJ on Nov 20, 2010 8:27 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs

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