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Rangers sign Endy Chavez, Brian Barden to minor league deals

Anthony Andro tweets that Endy Chavez, Seth McClung, and Brian Barden have all been signed by the Rangers and have invites to the major league camp.

The news that McClung had signed with the Rangers was broken by Jerry Crasnick yesterday, and with him reporting it was a split contract, I assumed it was a major league deal.  Andro's tweet, though, seems to indicate it is a minor league deal.

Crasnick said earlier today that McClung will earn $700,000 from the Rangers if he makes the team, with another $700,000 possible in incentives based on starts. 

Chavez, meanwhile, will presumably have a chance to fill the role he was expected to fill in 2010 -- minor league insurance for Julio Borbon, and a potential fifth outfielder.  The Rangers really like Craig Gentry, and I would think that Gentry would be ahead of Chavez in the pecking order, but if Borbon struggles (or is dealt), you could see Chavez in Texas.

Barden, I suspect, is simply a guy added for minor league infield depth.

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Meh

Depth is good, I suppose.

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Dec 18, 2010 4:29 PM CST reply actions  

I don't know why

but I didn’t even see the word depth there, I read it as “Meth is good.”

"They both have, according to scouts, "stacked minor league systems" but I just don’t see the Rays competing against the Red Sox or Yankees and I don’t think the Rangers will be able withstand the offseason wrath of Moreno. Have fun while it lasts." - by angelsownredsux

by AfterSchoolSpecial on Dec 18, 2010 5:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Optical tricks FTW.

"I support you, Wash; I’ve always supported you," Young said
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW

by Rodney on Dec 18, 2010 5:19 PM CST up reply actions  

We should do a fanpost where ...

we assign a value to every kind of elicit drug. Heroin gets 10 pts. Cocaine 5 pts. Ganja gets 1 pt. Shrooms get 7 pts. Meth gets 8 pts. Speed gets 3 pts. LSD gets … etc. etc. etc. Then everybody adds up their score from their user life list and we hand out prizes. Maybe have bonus pts if you’ve gone thru rehab. Bonus pts for supplementing 50% of your income at some point by dealing. Other bonus pts could be thought up. We could establish a cut-off date … so nobody goes out and tries LSD or something just to increase their LSB “Most Fried Reg” point total. Yeah. We should do this.

"Nevermind, I am an idiot and I am wrong." - booyakasha

by shroomer on Dec 18, 2010 6:17 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

But what if

you don’t have an income? Tricksy rules are tricksy.

"They both have, according to scouts, "stacked minor league systems" but I just don’t see the Rays competing against the Red Sox or Yankees and I don’t think the Rangers will be able withstand the offseason wrath of Moreno. Have fun while it lasts." - by angelsownredsux

by AfterSchoolSpecial on Dec 18, 2010 6:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Well, see ...

most people who probably dealt semi-serious were poor college student types. So maybe we’d need to establish a yearly base income of 10K or something just to show you were at least running a register part time in a convenience store or something.

"Nevermind, I am an idiot and I am wrong." - booyakasha

by shroomer on Dec 18, 2010 6:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Thought about it much?

"They both have, according to scouts, "stacked minor league systems" but I just don’t see the Rays competing against the Red Sox or Yankees and I don’t think the Rangers will be able withstand the offseason wrath of Moreno. Have fun while it lasts." - by angelsownredsux

by AfterSchoolSpecial on Dec 18, 2010 6:30 PM CST up reply actions  

lol

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Dec 18, 2010 6:34 PM CST up reply actions  

I hope it's like golf and lowest score wins or I'm fucked.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Dec 18, 2010 6:41 PM CST up reply actions  

You damn well better with 'crank' in your name.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Dec 18, 2010 6:48 PM CST up reply actions  

lol

Like Lance Armstrong, that ball is gone!

by JimCrankshaft on Dec 18, 2010 6:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Me too

I’m not sure if that’s a good or a bad thing.

Are we going to award bonus points if you’ve done drugs with someone famous? How about semi-famous?

"Scared? We're not scared...We do this every day. Scared is being in a prison yard."- Michael Young

by RCCook on Dec 18, 2010 7:12 PM CST up reply actions  

i am afraid i would win this game

The snozberries taste like snozberries!!

by Chrom on Dec 18, 2010 6:56 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

You could sign Cliff Lee with my score.

"It’s Advil and beef in the Texas Rangers, you yankee bastard."
- Nolan Ryan

by Flynnyrd on Dec 19, 2010 12:02 AM CST up reply actions  

you could more than likely sign pujols with mine

The snozberries taste like snozberries!!

by Chrom on Dec 19, 2010 12:21 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

and meth and speed are the same thing

The snozberries taste like snozberries!!

by Chrom on Dec 18, 2010 6:57 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I can do this without the values.

0.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

by Aqua on Dec 18, 2010 9:44 PM CST up reply actions  

truly, such a noble esquire

"I also have to say that I was pretty obviously wrong about C.J. Wilson. As recently as the All Star Break, I proclaimed the decision to move him the rotation a failure. That was epicfail of a, well, epic nature" - AJM

by chrisR on Dec 18, 2010 11:27 PM CST up reply actions  

...


Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

by Aqua on Dec 18, 2010 11:30 PM CST up reply actions  

It's your fault.

Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.

"I've had people walk out on me before, but not when I was being so charming."

by jonthefon on Dec 18, 2010 11:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Her Majesty, Aquaman.

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

by AceJC on Dec 19, 2010 1:13 AM CST up reply actions  

0

 for me too

Section 239, Row 1, Seats 1&2

by JayAhre on Dec 19, 2010 12:10 AM CST up reply actions  

Yup

It goes deeper. People take out their frustrations with Josey on their real-life acquaintances, which propagates forward, and before you know it you’ve got more marriages in an easily-smashable state.
by Closure GT on Dec 14, 2010 9:48 AM CST

by RangersSD on Dec 19, 2010 12:11 AM CST up reply actions  

man I'm usually proud of that

but now I just feel un-hip. anybody wanna go pop some vitamin C pills and act trashed?

Section 239, Row 1, Seats 1&2

by JayAhre on Dec 19, 2010 12:23 AM CST up reply actions  

Ever watched Frasier?

This was my favorite episode.

"I also have to say that I was pretty obviously wrong about C.J. Wilson. As recently as the All Star Break, I proclaimed the decision to move him the rotation a failure. That was epicfail of a, well, epic nature" - AJM

by chrisR on Dec 19, 2010 12:28 AM CST up reply actions  

Yay

signings that will never contribute to the major league team!

in all seriousness though depth IS good

Elvis Andrus and Derek Holland make me moist!

by Nah ha ha He He on Dec 18, 2010 4:30 PM CST reply actions  

QUALITY depth is good

I’m not sure how much quality is involved here

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Dec 18, 2010 7:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah

it seams as if we are, but these could be just depth signings for just good ole fashion depth.

Elvis Andrus and Derek Holland make me moist!

by Nah ha ha He He on Dec 18, 2010 4:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Yawn, all 3 of those guys suck.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Dec 18, 2010 4:35 PM CST reply actions  

Kind of funny,

because Chavez probably looks like the Ghost of Christmas Future to Borbon.

"I wanted to go out there and punch Julio" - Ron Washington

by DJCahill on Dec 18, 2010 6:43 PM CST up reply actions  

but creamed corn is good.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Dec 18, 2010 6:35 PM CST up reply actions  

whats up fuckers

"He recently scored as high as an 8.5 on the Ryin A Scale of Douchebaggery." -Ryan A on the douchebag that is Kevin Millar

by TagDon'tTweet on Dec 18, 2010 5:39 PM CST reply actions  

My blood alcohol content

It’s graduation weekend!
Not for me, but… whatever. It’s less hectic this way.

"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest"
--South Korean Rangers fan

Rangers Fan Radio

by Conjunction on Dec 18, 2010 6:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Well this certainly saves the off-season.

Ain’t no stoppin’ us now!

"I’m not in the meetings and not part of the discussions; it’s not my responsibility. . My responsibility is to go out and win tonight. My focus is to win tonight. The club has to look at more than just this year." -Michael Young

by randyd on Dec 18, 2010 5:57 PM CST reply actions  

I had thought most split contracts were minor league deals

Isn’t it usually that the number given is what the player will make if and only if they actually make the big club, but they’re technically not on the 40-man yet? IIRC that’s what happened with Todd Wellemeyer with the Giants last year.

by morineko on Dec 18, 2010 7:49 PM CST reply actions  

X
Jim Breen (@BerniesCrew)
12/18/10 9:41 PM
Source tells me #Brewers have traded SS Alcides Escobar, CF Lorenzo Cain, and RHP Jeremy Jeffress for RHP Zack Greinke, SS Betancourt + $2M.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

by Aqua on Dec 18, 2010 10:20 PM CST reply actions  

I am going to have a meltdown...

if that is the fucking price for Greinke and the Rangers didn’t match it. FUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKK.

by coolaid on Dec 18, 2010 10:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep.

"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Dec 18, 2010 10:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Escobar is Elvis 2.0, maybe.

Jeffress is their #3 prospect for 2011 according to fangraphs.
Cain was thei number 8 prospect in 2010 according to Baseball America.

We could EASILY beat this deal.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

by Aqua on Dec 18, 2010 10:27 PM CST up reply actions  

So give them the future Elvis.

We have at least two, and they don’t need him for next year.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

by Aqua on Dec 18, 2010 10:32 PM CST up reply actions  

That's obviously not what Moore is thinking.

There’s a reason they would target Escobar, and it’s because of his proximity to the majors (had a shitty year but already graduated).

by LiamP on Dec 18, 2010 10:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Sure, they could beat that deal

but that doesn’t mean that they want to. If the Rangers decided that they didn’t want to trade Perez or Holland, which is certainly a reasonable take, then it isn’t surprising Texas didn’t top them

Yesterday I was suggesting Scheppers, Beltre/Profar, Hunter; and while I was mocked for it. This deal seems to be at that level.

Go Rice Owls!

by JBImaknee on Dec 18, 2010 10:57 PM CST up reply actions  

And if KC doesn't like Beltre or Profar

which could be the case, since they both require a lot of projection, it may not be possible to get a deal done if KC insists on a top position player coming back.

Go Rice Owls!

by JBImaknee on Dec 18, 2010 10:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Same dude...
Still attempting to confirm #Brewers / Greinke rumor. Still heard nothing — so still a rumor at this point.

by coolaid on Dec 18, 2010 10:26 PM CST up reply actions  

This is coming from the Milwaukee newspaper.

Echo chamber in full force…

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

by Aqua on Dec 18, 2010 10:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Really what does Mil think they have a shot to win anything in the near future.

I guess JD sat on his hands too long, there goes the season. PSSHHHTTT
/initialoverreaction

Elvis Andrus and Derek Holland make me moist!

by Nah ha ha He He on Dec 18, 2010 10:39 PM CST up reply actions  

well a team with Gallardo and Greinke fronting the rotation

and Braun and Fielder in the middle of the lineup could certainly make some noise in the NL.

by tricer on Dec 18, 2010 10:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah true

but I highly doubt that they would be able to even dent StL, Cincy,and even the Cubs this year, much less make it as a wild card.

But it is less pressure for Greinke, and maybe he will thrive, congrats to him but JD should have been in on this.

Elvis Andrus and Derek Holland make me moist!

by Nah ha ha He He on Dec 18, 2010 10:52 PM CST up reply actions  

We could have upped that deal by a ton

and still not give up what would have been a horrible deal. FUCKKKKK

Elvis Andrus and Derek Holland make me moist!

by Nah ha ha He He on Dec 18, 2010 10:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Call me a heretic

but I might consider 4 years of Elvis for 2 years of Greinke as long as there was nothing else in the deal.

"I wanted to go out there and punch Julio" - Ron Washington

by DJCahill on Dec 18, 2010 10:49 PM CST up reply actions  

he does not ELVIS IS GOD

Elvis Andrus and Derek Holland make me moist!

by Nah ha ha He He on Dec 18, 2010 10:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Isn't his agent

Boras? If so, you probably aren’t going to re-sign him.

"I wanted to go out there and punch Julio" - Ron Washington

by DJCahill on Dec 18, 2010 11:03 PM CST up reply actions  

I wouldn't

for the simple reason that the Rangers have no one – as in NO ONE – able to fill in for Elvis. You’d be going to replacement level at SS for likely the next two years. I don’t think 2 years of Greinke is worth that.

Go Rice Owls!

by JBImaknee on Dec 18, 2010 11:00 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm willing to bet

we can find a good glove no bat SS. Of course, all this is contingent on my assumption that Boras is Elvis’ agent, and therefore we probably aren’t re-signing him anyway.

"I wanted to go out there and punch Julio" - Ron Washington

by DJCahill on Dec 18, 2010 11:05 PM CST up reply actions  

I have a hard time believing this.

Maybe they are considering a trade, but there’s no way a trade has already been agreed upon without any rumors leaking out during the negotiation.

"Certainly, we were penalties, and we stopped ourselves." - Les Miles

by e2drummer on Dec 18, 2010 11:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Seriously...

If somehow this is real, which I severely doubt… KC is basically just telling the Rangers they wont do business with them, because any number of Rangers packages could beat this.

by FormerLSBUser on Dec 18, 2010 10:59 PM CST up reply actions  

From what i gathered over on the Royals page

There were much better deals out there and they are pissed off at Dayton Moore (?GM i guess)

Elvis Andrus and Derek Holland make me moist!

by Nah ha ha He He on Dec 18, 2010 11:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Morre is their GM and generaly one of the worst GM's in baseball

He wanted Arias for his team for god sake

"I know that I know nothing" ~Socrates

by Felix is fast on Dec 18, 2010 11:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Has the next round happened?

It goes deeper. People take out their frustrations with Josey on their real-life acquaintances, which propagates forward, and before you know it you’ve got more marriages in an easily-smashable state.
by Closure GT on Dec 14, 2010 9:48 AM CST

by RangersSD on Dec 18, 2010 11:14 PM CST up reply actions  

No one obsesses over the Rangers
JacquesTaylor
This would culminate a bad week for rangers

It goes deeper. People take out their frustrations with Josey on their real-life acquaintances, which propagates forward, and before you know it you’ve got more marriages in an easily-smashable state.
by Closure GT on Dec 14, 2010 9:48 AM CST

by RangersSD on Dec 18, 2010 10:56 PM CST reply actions  

What I think of this rumor:

Boolshit Boolshit Boolshit

"By MLB.TV, we can see J. Hamilton's homer, M. Young's clutch, and N. Feliz's explosive. All about Rangers things can be our interest"
--South Korean Rangers fan

Rangers Fan Radio

by Conjunction on Dec 18, 2010 11:02 PM CST reply actions  

Actually makes sense in one way

to get Greinke out of the AL and that KC would never see him again at least for the two years he is there.

Elvis Andrus and Derek Holland make me moist!

by Nah ha ha He He on Dec 18, 2010 11:04 PM CST reply actions  

not totally insane

considering that Einstein Moore said he didn’t want to trade him within the division. Why not just send him out of the entire american league?

by TheHuntforRedOctober on Dec 18, 2010 11:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Eh.

He says that, but I doubt he’d take a lesser package just to get him out of the division (or league). Greinke will be on the market by the time the Royals are competitive again.

Then again…Dayton Moore, so valid point.

And hey, Greinke likes to hit.

by AsDevilsRun on Dec 18, 2010 11:17 PM CST up reply actions  

You don't take a much lesser package just to do that.

You don’t even know where he’ll be in two years. He could come right back.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

by Aqua on Dec 18, 2010 11:17 PM CST up reply actions  

making the point

that dayton moore wouldn’t do something illogical is illogical itself. lol

by TheHuntforRedOctober on Dec 18, 2010 11:20 PM CST up reply actions  

They're now saying Jake Odorizzi has been added to the deal.

Brewers’ first rounder in ’08, had 10K/9 in A ball last year.

Que sera, sera.

by scoop16 on Dec 18, 2010 11:35 PM CST reply actions  

sooo has this trade been confirmed or what?

"Thumbs/Asses Needing to be Dazzled/The Plan/Ferns " - JW

by shock00 on Dec 18, 2010 11:37 PM CST up reply actions  

burying my head in the sand

ricky nolasco anybody?? where in the hell is the freaken front office???

you all hate me??? news flash: i don't care

by Brooks on Dec 18, 2010 11:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Thumbs In Asses/Most Important Offseason In The History Of This Thing/Ferns

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Dec 19, 2010 12:24 AM CST up reply actions  

Asses needing to be dazzled

"Thumbs/Asses Needing to be Dazzled/The Plan/Ferns " - JW

by shock00 on Dec 19, 2010 12:25 AM CST up reply actions  

Touche

It goes deeper. People take out their frustrations with Josey on their real-life acquaintances, which propagates forward, and before you know it you’ve got more marriages in an easily-smashable state.
by Closure GT on Dec 14, 2010 9:48 AM CST

by RangersSD on Dec 18, 2010 11:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Odorizzi/Jeffress/Escobar/Cain

It doesn’t look that bad now, but it still doesn’t come off as all too close to the rumoured price during the Winter Meetings.

If the Rangers were to make a package, it’d be a further-away, higher-risk/higher-upside version of the deal.

Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.

"I've had people walk out on me before, but not when I was being so charming."

by jonthefon on Dec 18, 2010 11:42 PM CST up reply actions  

I still don't get it from the Royals' POV.

That’s probably about the best the Brewers could do, but I just don’t get why Moore would do it. Odorizzi would be the best prospect (Escobar has graduated) coming back and he’d be, at best, the 5th best pitcher in the Royals’ system. Looking at it from afar, it just doesn’t appear to be a good match.

This would be a very Doug Melvinish thing to do though.

by LiamP on Dec 19, 2010 12:21 AM CST up reply actions  

It's a major-league ready package

Which tend to be not all that good in terms of actual value, but I guess GMDM (if he’s actually considered something alone the lines) looks at this deal and sees that he’s covering CF and SS for a while, he’s getting a good late-inning relief prospect and an additional prospect who looks to be a solid mid-rotation guy in the future.

Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.

"I've had people walk out on me before, but not when I was being so charming."

by jonthefon on Dec 19, 2010 12:25 AM CST up reply actions  

So now...

there are two Milwaukee newspapers reporting the story, but with one different name in between the two…

by FormerLSBUser on Dec 18, 2010 11:40 PM CST reply actions  

check that

One online blog written by the major newspaper beat writer, and an online newssite similar to DMagazine type site.

by FormerLSBUser on Dec 18, 2010 11:41 PM CST up reply actions  

no

1 fan blog and 1 online news magazine that doesn’t have a print version. Likely the same mid-level FO guy who chums around with the media provided the same information.

by Salty on Dec 19, 2010 5:11 AM CST up reply actions  

They are on his no trade list.

I have a lot of salt in hand right now.

It goes deeper. People take out their frustrations with Josey on their real-life acquaintances, which propagates forward, and before you know it you’ve got more marriages in an easily-smashable state.
by Closure GT on Dec 14, 2010 9:48 AM CST

by RangersSD on Dec 18, 2010 11:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Maybe they'll bring back David Riske for him.

Riske helped him overcome his issues before he went to Milwaukee.

Que sera, sera.

by scoop16 on Dec 18, 2010 11:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Maybe we could include Estaban German.

It goes deeper. People take out their frustrations with Josey on their real-life acquaintances, which propagates forward, and before you know it you’ve got more marriages in an easily-smashable state.
by Closure GT on Dec 14, 2010 9:48 AM CST

by RangersSD on Dec 18, 2010 11:50 PM CST up reply actions  

that'll put it over the top

"Thumbs/Asses Needing to be Dazzled/The Plan/Ferns " - JW

by shock00 on Dec 18, 2010 11:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Iknowright?

He’s got a good bat and great speed, and he plays good defense! Sounds like a guy Dayton WOULD love to have on his team!

It goes deeper. People take out their frustrations with Josey on their real-life acquaintances, which propagates forward, and before you know it you’ve got more marriages in an easily-smashable state.
by Closure GT on Dec 14, 2010 9:48 AM CST

by RangersSD on Dec 18, 2010 11:54 PM CST up reply actions  

and why not he's got everyone else

"Thumbs/Asses Needing to be Dazzled/The Plan/Ferns " - JW

by shock00 on Dec 18, 2010 11:54 PM CST up reply actions  

And he already had him once!

It goes deeper. People take out their frustrations with Josey on their real-life acquaintances, which propagates forward, and before you know it you’ve got more marriages in an easily-smashable state.
by Closure GT on Dec 14, 2010 9:48 AM CST

by RangersSD on Dec 18, 2010 11:55 PM CST up reply actions  

On a lighter note

I am preparing this years Rangers top 10 highlights countdown… Should be a great list this year…

by FormerLSBUser on Dec 18, 2010 11:43 PM CST reply actions  

Silence across the baseball interwebs...

This means one thing, and one thing only…

They are all calling and texting there sources… Waiting to hear back from them…

by FormerLSBUser on Dec 18, 2010 11:44 PM CST reply actions  

Kevin Goldstein doin' what he do on the twitter
As of 11:43 pm, neither Cain, nor Jeffress has had any contact from #Brewers or #Royals.
No clue; I’ve gotten five texts from front office folks asking the same . . . RT @maelias33: @Kevin_Goldstein what are odds this is true?

That’s some NaCl he’s throwin’ around, there.

Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Did you call the hypothetical hardware store and buy a theoretical chain saw?

by Keynes on Dec 18, 2010 11:52 PM CST reply actions  

Kosher or non Kosher?

It goes deeper. People take out their frustrations with Josey on their real-life acquaintances, which propagates forward, and before you know it you’ve got more marriages in an easily-smashable state.
by Closure GT on Dec 14, 2010 9:48 AM CST

by RangersSD on Dec 18, 2010 11:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Kosher is so much better

The only time I use non-kosher is to either use alder-smoked sea salt, Hawaiian red sea salt, or bacon salt.

Protip: Bacon salt fucking rocks. It’s like Lowry’s seasoned salt turned up to nine and a half.

Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Did you call the hypothetical hardware store and buy a theoretical chain saw?

by Keynes on Dec 18, 2010 11:57 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't know the protocol, but Greinke needs to pass the physical.

That could be the holdup in informing the proposed traded.

Que sera, sera.

by scoop16 on Dec 18, 2010 11:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Hmmmmm, if true are we on Plan X or Plan Y

in the biggest off-season in the history of This Thing?

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"If the Cliff Lee Contract was really keeping me from doing other things, I had no fucking business whatsoever trying to sign him in the first place."

by Josey Wales on Dec 18, 2010 11:54 PM CST reply actions  

lets see if this is true or not first

i’m ready to jump off the cliff…..but lets see

"Thumbs/Asses Needing to be Dazzled/The Plan/Ferns " - JW

by shock00 on Dec 18, 2010 11:55 PM CST up reply actions  

If this is true, fucccccck.

Don't listen to me. I'm a fucking moron.

by hornedfrogs45 on Dec 18, 2010 11:58 PM CST up reply actions  

NOLASCO

Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.

"I've had people walk out on me before, but not when I was being so charming."

by jonthefon on Dec 18, 2010 11:55 PM CST reply actions  

The only positive that can come of this

is that if that is indeed the package, it should set the market for trade packages for other starters like Nolasco

by TheHuntforRedOctober on Dec 18, 2010 11:56 PM CST reply actions  

Please let it be low.

Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.

"I've had people walk out on me before, but not when I was being so charming."

by jonthefon on Dec 18, 2010 11:56 PM CST up reply actions  

i expect nolasco in here next week if this is true

dutch over been step it up cuz we’re gonna need it

"Thumbs/Asses Needing to be Dazzled/The Plan/Ferns " - JW

by shock00 on Dec 18, 2010 11:57 PM CST up reply actions  

fuck *oven*

"Thumbs/Asses Needing to be Dazzled/The Plan/Ferns " - JW

by shock00 on Dec 18, 2010 11:57 PM CST up reply actions  

If true

it’s confirmed that JD has had his thumbs up is ass this entire off-season,

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"If the Cliff Lee Contract was really keeping me from doing other things, I had no fucking business whatsoever trying to sign him in the first place."

by Josey Wales on Dec 18, 2010 11:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Wheeee, at least we have money to keep Elvis!

Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.

"I've had people walk out on me before, but not when I was being so charming."

by jonthefon on Dec 18, 2010 11:59 PM CST up reply actions  

He's going to leave

/LSJ

It goes deeper. People take out their frustrations with Josey on their real-life acquaintances, which propagates forward, and before you know it you’ve got more marriages in an easily-smashable state.
by Closure GT on Dec 14, 2010 9:48 AM CST

by RangersSD on Dec 19, 2010 12:00 AM CST up reply actions  

If Boras is his agent

It’s almost a mortal lock.

"I wanted to go out there and punch Julio" - Ron Washington

by DJCahill on Dec 19, 2010 7:06 AM CST up reply actions  

it would suck bad but be even worse that josey was right

"Thumbs/Asses Needing to be Dazzled/The Plan/Ferns " - JW

by shock00 on Dec 19, 2010 12:00 AM CST up reply actions  

Your life must suck pretty bad if that's the case.

Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.

"I've had people walk out on me before, but not when I was being so charming."

by jonthefon on Dec 19, 2010 12:01 AM CST up reply actions  

heh

"Thumbs/Asses Needing to be Dazzled/The Plan/Ferns " - JW

by shock00 on Dec 19, 2010 12:02 AM CST up reply actions  

I didn't predict that JD would have his thumbs up his ass during our

most important off-season but I took note of it early on and nothing has changed since free agency began.

We hear the same old bullshit and now the sonofabitch has been extended a special force field from LSB because Baseball America named him “Executive of the Year.”

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"If the Cliff Lee Contract was really keeping me from doing other things, I had no fucking business whatsoever trying to sign him in the first place."

by Josey Wales on Dec 19, 2010 12:04 AM CST up reply actions  

According to you

not splurging on 1B/DH types is being inactive.

Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.

"I've had people walk out on me before, but not when I was being so charming."

by jonthefon on Dec 19, 2010 12:05 AM CST up reply actions  

No, JD has been inactive this off-season.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"If the Cliff Lee Contract was really keeping me from doing other things, I had no fucking business whatsoever trying to sign him in the first place."

by Josey Wales on Dec 19, 2010 12:09 AM CST up reply actions  

He's been responsible with his cash.

That doesn’t absolve him, but it’s better than throwing deals all over the place to players who likely won’t be worth the cost.

Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.

"I've had people walk out on me before, but not when I was being so charming."

by jonthefon on Dec 19, 2010 12:13 AM CST up reply actions  

The Grip

on the Umbrella of Protection gets tighter and the bullshit excuses grow louder.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"If the Cliff Lee Contract was really keeping me from doing other things, I had no fucking business whatsoever trying to sign him in the first place."

by Josey Wales on Dec 19, 2010 12:15 AM CST up reply actions  

How is it a bullshit excuse?

Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.

"I've had people walk out on me before, but not when I was being so charming."

by jonthefon on Dec 19, 2010 12:16 AM CST up reply actions  

Quit while you are ahead.

It goes deeper. People take out their frustrations with Josey on their real-life acquaintances, which propagates forward, and before you know it you’ve got more marriages in an easily-smashable state.
by Closure GT on Dec 14, 2010 9:48 AM CST

by RangersSD on Dec 19, 2010 12:20 AM CST up reply actions  

He's just going to lie.

Overpay! That is Farty’s way.

by Vooty on Dec 19, 2010 12:51 AM CST up reply actions  

The Umbrella of Protection

Like I’ve told you about 100 times this off-season, getting a team to ITS FIRST EVER WORLD SERIES will earn you that.

"Scared? We're not scared...We do this every day. Scared is being in a prison yard."- Michael Young

by RCCook on Dec 19, 2010 9:23 AM CST up reply actions  

Somebody needs to tell JD that the 2010 season ended about 6 weeks ago.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"If the Cliff Lee Contract was really keeping me from doing other things, I had no fucking business whatsoever trying to sign him in the first place."

by Josey Wales on Dec 19, 2010 9:25 AM CST up reply actions  

With a World Series appearance

"Ooooh....I want some fucking pancakes!" son of willamos2

by Parman on Dec 19, 2010 2:03 PM CST up reply actions  

They also need to tell him one of the primary reasons

we got to the World Series is now going to pitch for the Philadelphia Phillies.

The “GM with the Thumbs up his ass” off-season strategy apparently didn’t impress Cliff Lee either.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Don't become the '82 Milwaukee Brewers."

"If the Cliff Lee Contract was really keeping me from doing other things, I had no fucking business whatsoever trying to sign him in the first place."

by Josey Wales on Dec 20, 2010 10:04 AM CST up reply actions  

I dont know why im even going to respond to you...but

What if JD offered a good trade, but they loved Escobar, and he was the guy they really wanted. For the rangers to get him, they demand Elvis in return. If they told JD the players dont match, what the fuck do you want him to do?

You are so fucking illogical sometimes

Josey Wales is stupid

by Horns130 on Dec 19, 2010 5:37 AM CST up reply actions  

This sucks if true

Sucks sweaty donkey balls

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Dec 18, 2010 11:58 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

Tomorrow we'll see Greinke with his new Brewers jersey.

Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.

"I've had people walk out on me before, but not when I was being so charming."

by jonthefon on Dec 19, 2010 12:01 AM CST up reply actions  

Mind blown

It goes deeper. People take out their frustrations with Josey on their real-life acquaintances, which propagates forward, and before you know it you’ve got more marriages in an easily-smashable state.
by Closure GT on Dec 14, 2010 9:48 AM CST

by RangersSD on Dec 19, 2010 12:03 AM CST up reply actions  

Oswalt and Greinke to the pen?

/HOLYSHIT

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Dec 19, 2010 12:28 AM CST up reply actions  

the way the offseason is going.......i wouldnt be surprised

"Thumbs/Asses Needing to be Dazzled/The Plan/Ferns " - JW

by shock00 on Dec 19, 2010 12:02 AM CST up reply actions  

This sounds much less certain the trade isnt happening than he did before...
I’ll just say that I don’t think it’s done right now. RT @Kauffman4: @Kevin_Goldstein Do you think the Greinke rumors are true?

by FormerLSBUser on Dec 19, 2010 12:10 AM CST reply actions  

we need a JD steal kinda like the Cliff Lee trade

"Thumbs/Asses Needing to be Dazzled/The Plan/Ferns " - JW

by shock00 on Dec 19, 2010 12:11 AM CST up reply actions  

Maybe you.

Sophie Marceau was only about a million times better looking.

by brettgardner on Dec 19, 2010 12:26 AM CST up reply actions  

Ding ding ding.

Ever been in a boardroom, or a gang fight? Ever save a life? Ever won a court case against the odds? Ever held a dying buddy in your arms?.- jackanape on "perspective," 11/8/2010.

by Aqua on Dec 19, 2010 8:58 AM CST up reply actions  

Moar Goldstein, you guys
Kevin_Goldstein Kevin Goldstein
Feeling safe writing up a Kentrail Davis scouting report for #Brewers Top 11.

Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Did you call the hypothetical hardware store and buy a theoretical chain saw?

by Keynes on Dec 19, 2010 12:36 AM CST reply actions  

...
Solid chance you will never sleep again. RT @jtoryfter: @Kevin_Goldstein Kevin I refuse to go to sleep until you can confirm this deal!

Tell him to stop being cagey.

Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Did you call the hypothetical hardware store and buy a theoretical chain saw?

by Keynes on Dec 19, 2010 12:50 AM CST up reply actions  

What I don't get in this whole shit storm is....

Why would Zack Greinke OK a trade to Milwaukee, when

1 the Brewers ARE NOT going to be sniffing the playoffs in the two years that he is there STL and Cincy got that on lock down, CHI C would be the team to move up.

2. the Brewers insiders said that there is NO WAY management does a deal for Greinke unless there was a contract extension in place, why the hell would he want to play in Milwaukee for two or more years.

3. They trade away one of the more important defensive pieces to a pitcher the SHORTSTOP and a good one at that.

4. From what I have heard the Milwaukee system is not very good and there is not much there right now

So basically Zack would be pitching two of his prime years for a team that in those two years is not going to be very good , hell he could have just stayed in KC and at least they have a farm so the future looks bright for them, thaBrew crew has nothing going for them ATM.

Elvis Andrus and Derek Holland make me moist!

by Nah ha ha He He on Dec 19, 2010 12:37 AM CST reply actions  

I completely agree

But do we even know if Milwaukee is in Greinke’s no-trade list? I found a local Milwaukee sports writer who speculated that the Brewers were on his no-trade list, but I never heard any confirmation on this.

by Stephen Rushin on Dec 19, 2010 12:50 AM CST up reply actions  

1. Ummm. Gallardo-Greinke-Marcum + Fielder, Braun, and Weeks is a pretty good core that can compete next year. If you think the Cardinals can compete, than I don’t see how the Brewers couldn’t compete.
4. How is that different from other Doug Melvin trades?

by coolaid on Dec 19, 2010 1:01 AM CST up reply actions  

And they'd still have that damn car on the field.

It goes deeper. People take out their frustrations with Josey on their real-life acquaintances, which propagates forward, and before you know it you’ve got more marriages in an easily-smashable state.
by Closure GT on Dec 14, 2010 9:48 AM CST

by RangersSD on Dec 19, 2010 9:41 AM CST up reply actions  

BBTIA is apparently buying the trade

Link

It goes deeper. People take out their frustrations with Josey on their real-life acquaintances, which propagates forward, and before you know it you’ve got more marriages in an easily-smashable state.
by Closure GT on Dec 14, 2010 9:48 AM CST

by RangersSD on Dec 19, 2010 12:55 AM CST reply actions  

IncarceratedBob throwing in some deets
CONFIRMED MLB RUMORS The Milwaukee Brewers have agreed in principle to trade for Zack Greinke – Deal still needs Greinke ’s approval

Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Did you call the hypothetical hardware store and buy a theoretical chain saw?

by Keynes on Dec 19, 2010 12:57 AM CST up reply actions  

Because he's the only one to mention Greinke needing to approve the deal

Which is a pretty important detail, if he listed Milwaukee in his no-trade clause and all.

Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Did you call the hypothetical hardware store and buy a theoretical chain saw?

by Keynes on Dec 19, 2010 1:12 AM CST up reply actions  

Plus, saying incarceratedbob is fun

Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Did you call the hypothetical hardware store and buy a theoretical chain saw?

by Keynes on Dec 19, 2010 1:20 AM CST up reply actions  

Oops.
Greinke has a limited no-trade clause that would allow him to decline a trade to 15 different teams. The Yankees, Twins, Brewers and Blue Jays are all on that list

by TooLegitToQuit on Dec 19, 2010 2:13 AM CST up reply actions  

In other weirdness

The Mavs, are looking at trading Brendan Haywood and the Houston Rockets are interested after Yao’s season ending injury.

I’m cool with that if Chander is getting a LT deal.

Elvis Andrus and Derek Holland make me moist!

by Nah ha ha He He on Dec 19, 2010 1:04 AM CST reply actions  

most definately cool w/ that

any idea on who the mavs would get back?

"Thumbs/Asses Needing to be Dazzled/The Plan/Ferns " - JW

by shock00 on Dec 19, 2010 1:05 AM CST up reply actions  

holy shit....i'd make that trade yesterday

"Thumbs/Asses Needing to be Dazzled/The Plan/Ferns " - JW

by shock00 on Dec 19, 2010 1:09 AM CST up reply actions  

That is what I saw as well

I would think a 2nd round draft pick and maybe some sort of trade/injury exception or cash.

Elvis Andrus and Derek Holland make me moist!

by Nah ha ha He He on Dec 19, 2010 1:11 AM CST up reply actions  

They'd want Roddy back on that, wouldn't they?

And do the Mavs have enough by way of trade exceptions to make Haywood/Roddy for Martin work, or do they need to add salary?

Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Did you call the hypothetical hardware store and buy a theoretical chain saw?

by Keynes on Dec 19, 2010 1:19 AM CST up reply actions  

Are you high?

Don't listen to me. I'm a fucking moron.

by hornedfrogs45 on Dec 19, 2010 1:27 AM CST up reply actions  

Roddy B is going to be good

but he’s never going to be a guy that can facilitate an offense. He’s a 2 trapped in a 1’s frame.

Don't listen to me. I'm a fucking moron.

by hornedfrogs45 on Dec 19, 2010 1:36 AM CST up reply actions  

Roddy can be pretty damn good

as a really, really good third player on the floor. But you still need to pair him with Dirk and another effective scorer.

Section 239, Row 1, Seats 1&2

by JayAhre on Dec 19, 2010 1:38 AM CST up reply actions  

careful with this

Kevin Martin, Caron Butler and Jason Terry on the same team is a waste. Only two of those guys can be in the rotation at the same time. Best starting 5 has Kidd with Stevenson and Martin, and of course Dirk and Chandler. That leaves Butler, Jet and Marion on the bench though, and Butler/Marion can’t both play with Jet out there too.

If we do pull off that deal, I wouldn’t be surprised to see it become something bigger than what it is… something like Butler/Haywood/Boubois for Martin/Brad Miller.

ESPN Trade Machine says it works and it’s +6 wins for Dallas

Section 239, Row 1, Seats 1&2

by JayAhre on Dec 19, 2010 1:29 AM CST up reply actions  

same here

"Thumbs/Asses Needing to be Dazzled/The Plan/Ferns " - JW

by shock00 on Dec 19, 2010 1:33 AM CST up reply actions  

I'd be on it

Because Miller really replaces what Heywood is doing here and the french backups haven’t looked terrible. We need to tap the brakes in real life though and recognize that Tyson Chandler has had real injury issues, and if we make this trade and he goes down we’re screwed.

http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/players/stats?playerId=984

Section 239, Row 1, Seats 1&2

by JayAhre on Dec 19, 2010 1:35 AM CST up reply actions  

you'd be surprised

how many people don’t see to get it. or maybe you wouldn’t be surprised. I don’t know you.

I’m messing around with the espn trade machine… apparently LeBron is worse than JET. I queued up a trade where we got back Rondo, D-Wade, Dwight Howard and Shaq for Butler, Heywood, Stevenson, Chandler and Jones, and it gave us +20 wins. Then I added JET for LeBron and it dropped to +19 wins. For the record, I think a team of:

Kidd
Wade
LeBron
Dirk
Howard

Rondo
Marion
Shaq

would win 150 games in a single season.

Section 239, Row 1, Seats 1&2

by JayAhre on Dec 19, 2010 1:41 AM CST up reply actions  

That's because PER is stupid.

And so is the trade machine for everything except seeing if numbers match.

by brettgardner on Dec 19, 2010 1:45 AM CST up reply actions  

so it's stupid for everything

except what it’s used for? that seems needlessly negative. I like having it around.

Section 239, Row 1, Seats 1&2

by JayAhre on Dec 19, 2010 1:45 AM CST up reply actions  

Good for matching contracts

Stupid for analyzing win differentials. Pretty clear.

by brettgardner on Dec 19, 2010 1:47 AM CST up reply actions  

Yeah agreed

but win diff is a dumb stat no matter what you do. I can’t really think of a better way to display the effectiveness of the trade though. gotta have something.

Section 239, Row 1, Seats 1&2

by JayAhre on Dec 19, 2010 1:52 AM CST up reply actions  

I do agree that PER

is limited, but I think it’s a pretty solid evaluation of a player’s effectiveness. We’re spoiled in baseball by having so much better stats to analyze

Section 239, Row 1, Seats 1&2

by JayAhre on Dec 19, 2010 1:46 AM CST up reply actions  

I'd like to hear your basis for that

Trust me I’m not a huge hollinger fan, and I hate his team rankings – I think they’re full of shit. Point differential drives me crazy. But I really do think the PER is pretty effective and determining who has been consistently effective and positive for their team.

That being said, I watch a shit load of basketball, not just mavs, and look at a ton of stats on a regular basis, and I usually find that my off-the-cuff analysis lines up pretty well with what the PER says.

Section 239, Row 1, Seats 1&2

by JayAhre on Dec 19, 2010 1:51 AM CST up reply actions  

But that's not the point.

You could look at who has the best ERA or W-L and it’ll usually line up with who the best pitchers are, but that doesn’t mean that we should use those stats to evaluate pitchers.

PER’s calculations are strange. I think the general critiques are usually that offensive inefficiencies are rewarded and defense is not.

by brettgardner on Dec 19, 2010 1:59 AM CST up reply actions  

tough because there really are no defensive stats

in basketball, besides the obvious steals and blocks. teams track things like good defensive possessions, charges taken (this should be an official stat) and deflected balls. I wouldn’t mind seeing some kind of UZR-ish stat that measures a player’s tendency to create deflections or alter shots. It would likely align pretty well with the guys who get lots of steals and blocks though.

Section 239, Row 1, Seats 1&2

by JayAhre on Dec 19, 2010 2:03 AM CST up reply actions  

Boubois is UNTRADEABLE TO ME

Too much upside

Elvis Andrus and Derek Holland make me moist!

by Nah ha ha He He on Dec 19, 2010 1:37 AM CST up reply actions  

He's pretty damn good.

I’m still having trouble with this though. I don’t think I do it. His contract only goes through 2011.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Dec 19, 2010 1:53 AM CST up reply actions  

TUP

Tremendous Upside Potential!!!

Section 239, Row 1, Seats 1&2

by JayAhre on Dec 19, 2010 1:38 AM CST up reply actions  

only thing i heard was that he broke team rules

whatever that means

"Thumbs/Asses Needing to be Dazzled/The Plan/Ferns " - JW

by shock00 on Dec 19, 2010 1:15 AM CST up reply actions  

It means whatever it was is staying in house.

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Dec 19, 2010 1:24 AM CST up reply actions  

Still nothing on MLB Tade Rumors...

about Greinke to the Brewers.

I’m not sure if I’m buyin’ it.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Dec 19, 2010 1:11 AM CST reply actions  

Tom Haurdicourt

The Milwaukee Journal Sentinel beat writer just tweeted this:

My contact in KC was not able to confirm a deal has been made with Greinke, either, so don’t know what else to say at this point.

So it sounds like there may be, in fact, a tentative deal in place that cannot officially be confirmed or denied at this point. His comment also makes you wonder if the no-trade clause is going to be an issue. But it does sound like there is certainly something to this report. We’ll see.

by Stephen Rushin on Dec 19, 2010 1:16 AM CST reply actions  

ya, it does seem that might be the case

there seems to be some legs and the package seems like it might be in the ballpark. I have my doubts that Greinke will ok that deal though.

The Ranger's will win the AL pennant by 2013

by blalock84 on Dec 19, 2010 1:21 AM CST up reply actions  

Im somewhat suprised

but not so much so cuz I could see Moore falling in love with a player like Escobar.

The Ranger's will win the AL pennant by 2013

by blalock84 on Dec 19, 2010 1:32 AM CST up reply actions  

I thought the same thing, too

But it doesn’t seem as if we have any legitimate confirmation that Milwaukee is even on Greinke’s no-trade list. Just speculation at this point. Who knows. This does look like a weak deal for Kansas City, so I am pretty skeptical.

by Stephen Rushin on Dec 19, 2010 1:24 AM CST up reply actions  

Caption: Texas Rangers General Manager Jon Daniels

while Zack Greinke trade was being finalized.
Credit me and the interwebs.

Elvis Andrus and Derek Holland make me moist!

by Nah ha ha He He on Dec 19, 2010 1:35 AM CST reply actions   1 recs

Oh man, you know what would make this image funny?

Humor, that’s what.

Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Did you call the hypothetical hardware store and buy a theoretical chain saw?

by Keynes on Dec 19, 2010 1:36 AM CST up reply actions   1 recs

I got a chuckle making it.

If you have no sense of humor that is not my fault. Humor is all I have cause this team is falling apart.
OVERREACTION!

Elvis Andrus and Derek Holland make me moist!

by Nah ha ha He He on Dec 19, 2010 1:39 AM CST up reply actions  

I like how when people say something isn't funny

The only answer is “you don’t have a sense of humor.”

It wasn’t funny.

by brettgardner on Dec 19, 2010 1:40 AM CST up reply actions  

I thought it was funny

not LOL funny but ohh HA funny.
Jeez tough fucking room?
Some of the shit people put on here and I get crap for this fucking WOW!

Elvis Andrus and Derek Holland make me moist!

by Nah ha ha He He on Dec 19, 2010 1:44 AM CST up reply actions  

Dumb fuck.

/ANGRYDOME!

"The Angels are like the villain in the movie that isn't dead until he's been stabbed 150 times in the bath tub, yet he still might come back up one more time." - Eric Nadel

by TXHC on Dec 19, 2010 1:55 AM CST up reply actions  

That's like me saying 'This here handful of Scarlett Johannson's boobmeat that I have right now is all I have right now'

Spoiler: I don’t have a hand on Scarlett’s sweater turtles.

Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Did you call the hypothetical hardware store and buy a theoretical chain saw?

by Keynes on Dec 19, 2010 1:42 AM CST up reply actions  

It'd be better if you showed

Daniels with his thumbs up his ass.

"I wanted to go out there and punch Julio" - Ron Washington

by DJCahill on Dec 19, 2010 7:09 AM CST up reply actions  

It would be NSFW

It goes deeper. People take out their frustrations with Josey on their real-life acquaintances, which propagates forward, and before you know it you’ve got more marriages in an easily-smashable state.
by Closure GT on Dec 14, 2010 9:48 AM CST

by RangersSD on Dec 19, 2010 9:42 AM CST up reply actions  

are we really going to end up

with brandon webb and guerrero as our fa signing this off season

fucking shitty ass job jon

The anticlutch.

by Beasticon on Dec 19, 2010 1:51 AM CST reply actions  

just wait until next season

when we sign Pujols to a 12 year, 400mm contract.

Section 239, Row 1, Seats 1&2

by JayAhre on Dec 19, 2010 1:53 AM CST up reply actions  

Like, make them a dumbass, gouge us in the ass deal?

Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Did you call the hypothetical hardware store and buy a theoretical chain saw?

by Keynes on Dec 19, 2010 1:57 AM CST up reply actions  

no, but

he can easily make an offer beating what they are supposedly getting from milwaukee

The anticlutch.

by Beasticon on Dec 19, 2010 2:01 AM CST up reply actions  

You should be lynched.

Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.

"I've had people walk out on me before, but not when I was being so charming."

by jonthefon on Dec 19, 2010 1:57 AM CST up reply actions  

my bad

we’ve had a great off season.

i hear jon daniels #1 target is boof bonser

The anticlutch.

by Beasticon on Dec 19, 2010 2:00 AM CST up reply actions  

Your terrible basketball opinions hardly help.

Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.

"I've had people walk out on me before, but not when I was being so charming."

by jonthefon on Dec 19, 2010 2:20 AM CST up reply actions  

i'm sorry

let me know when dirk wins a championship.

The anticlutch.

by Beasticon on Dec 19, 2010 2:35 AM CST up reply actions  

Again, this proves how crass your argument is.

Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.

"I've had people walk out on me before, but not when I was being so charming."

by jonthefon on Dec 19, 2010 2:47 AM CST up reply actions  

let me know when

Kobe, LeBron, Shaq, Wade, Durant, Howard, Anthony, etc. win a championship without another elite player on their team. The only player in the league with that kind of pedigree is Duncan.

Section 239, Row 1, Seats 1&2

by JayAhre on Dec 19, 2010 9:18 AM CST up reply actions  

Gosh, yes.

Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.

"I've had people walk out on me before, but not when I was being so charming."

by jonthefon on Dec 19, 2010 2:19 AM CST up reply actions  

Don't mind Webb

Low risk (to us) extremely high reward.

Guererro is not going to be good this year, would have rather had Thome or Lee TBH. But Thome is not able to play any position effectively and Lee would want to be the 1st baseman, and I think Moreland deserves a real shot at 1st this year.

Elvis Andrus and Derek Holland make me moist!

by Nah ha ha He He on Dec 19, 2010 2:08 AM CST up reply actions  

i don't mind webb at a reasonable price either

i’m just saying in general, if that’s our big signing, big disappointment.

The anticlutch.

by Beasticon on Dec 19, 2010 2:09 AM CST up reply actions  

Very agreed

Elvis Andrus and Derek Holland make me moist!

by Nah ha ha He He on Dec 19, 2010 2:21 AM CST up reply actions  

I meant to say that

I knew someone would catch that.

Elvis Andrus and Derek Holland make me moist!

by Nah ha ha He He on Dec 19, 2010 2:23 AM CST up reply actions  

Way to go front office

way to retain all of that momentum from the WS birth.

by eric03tx on Dec 19, 2010 2:10 AM CST reply actions  

exactly

We all have just sky high hopes for this 2011 season. Go Rangers!

Elvis Andrus and Derek Holland make me moist!

by Nah ha ha He He on Dec 19, 2010 2:22 AM CST up reply actions  

Let's hope, for our sake of getting snubbed, he rejects.
Greinke has a limited no-trade clause that would allow him to decline a trade to 15 different teams. The Yankees, Twins, Brewers and Blue Jays are all on that list

by TooLegitToQuit on Dec 19, 2010 2:14 AM CST reply actions  

I hold out hope on the

“Zack Greinke likes to win” theory if so he would turn it down cause MIL ain’t winning anything, they WILL BE BETTER but no playoffs unless more moves are made and better draft picks are picked in forthcoming years.

Elvis Andrus and Derek Holland make me moist!

by Nah ha ha He He on Dec 19, 2010 2:26 AM CST up reply actions  

For the record

the guys at minorleagueball seem to think Milwaukee’s package trumps Holland-Beltre-Ogando.

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by Conjunction on Dec 19, 2010 2:25 AM CST reply actions  

Kc fans seem to want to take

the Rangers package over everyone else so far. It is the Royals anyway.

Elvis Andrus and Derek Holland make me moist!

by Nah ha ha He He on Dec 19, 2010 2:28 AM CST up reply actions  

I'd say that's reasonable.

I’d have more faith in Cain as a major-league CF right now, Jeffress-Ogando might end up a wash in the end (if they reach their likely ceilings as late-inning relievers) and Odorizzi/Escobar, depending on your taste, could trump Holland – Escobar still has a lot of promise, Odorizzi could end up as decent as Holland is (though he’s a long way away).

Remember to retire Fin's number, Mark.

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by jonthefon on Dec 19, 2010 2:30 AM CST up reply actions  

For a team that just went to the WS, this off season is just depressing so far..

My biggest fear is us not making the playoffs its hard making the ws so I wouldn’t consider that a failure. But we have got to maintain our momentum somehow its good that so far the other teams havent made huge moves but Oakland worries me and the Angels will always be in the mix. I wonder if this is a done deal and JD cant trump this at the last minute. Though it sees like we just didnt have the pieces they wanted.

Dutch Oven its time to step up cause we are so screwed if you dont.

by Vicky on Dec 19, 2010 8:03 AM CST up reply actions  

Is this really true?
The Rangers really like Craig Gentry, and I would think that Gentry would be ahead of Chavez in the pecking order,

Aren’t both Chavez and Gentry just filler insurance guys who can handle CF defensively and can’t hit? Just insurance for Borbon who can handle CF defensively and can’t hit?

"I wanted to go out there and punch Julio" - Ron Washington

by DJCahill on Dec 19, 2010 7:59 AM CST reply actions  

Yeah,

but I’m still not sure the Rangers “Really Like” Gentry, or if he is just more depth that is easily stashed in AAA. I suspect the like him as a 6th or 7th OF, but that’s about it.

I honestly don’t think it is really all that tough to find guys like Chavez or Gentry (or maybe even Borbon if his bat doesn’t develop), guys with speed who can play CF but can’t hit a lick.

"I wanted to go out there and punch Julio" - Ron Washington

by DJCahill on Dec 19, 2010 8:45 AM CST up reply actions  

F

Greinke to the Brewers

by Mike E on Dec 19, 2010 9:48 AM CST reply actions  

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