- What are you getting your significant other for xmas?

I need ideas......DON'T JUDGE ME!!

- What is the coolest thing you're getting your kid(s)?

Getting my boy a bike, scooter, big wheel, batting tee (it begins!!)

-If you could have one thing for xmas, what would it be?

To learn how to properly use ":" and ";"

- What is your biggest pet peeve?

Not rinsing food (oatmeal, cereal, mac n' cheese, etc....) from bowls, leaving them in the sink to become petrified.  Or noticing that my son has taken a deuce in his pants and not changing it (the Mrs.).

- Favorite seasonal beer?

Don't really have just one....have to think about it.

- "A Christmas Story" or "Christmas Vacation"

Tough....real tough....it's like having to chose between "Cannonball Run" and "Smokey and the Bandit I or II"

SpongeBob SquarePants is awesome.