I have questions for LSB freinds
You guyss here now so much about texas Rangers bawseball I think and so I wantd to ask you guys her at Lonestarebal if yhou could help me understand somethings about Texas Rangers in this year that is coming to happen next.
Nuymber one Question. For instanse i wonder if you guys at LVB ever wonder who is really going to be the starting pitchers for texas rangers this year coming up. I know you all like Brandon Mccarty a lot but I think thaty he isn't as good as Eric Hurley. or tommy hunter even. SO if they are going to give Harden a job now and then also you have to know that Scott Feldman will have a job also plus you want Colby louis to ppitch for the Rangers this year and then there are stories I have read that says that C.J. Wilson will be starter now too and that is four or vie starter pitching right there.
So what do yot do with all of those other guys like Daric HOlland and Hurley and hunter and feliz who everybody thinks is so good all the time and then you evne have Doug Mathis who is a good pitcher ofr the Rangers now and plus there is also Moscoso and soon will be coming Blake Beven who is from Dallas too. And now that number of pitchers who are starers comes to something like nine or ten or then you couild add on Luis Mendoza or even Martin Perez who I read somewhere could be ready to pitch in TExas this year too.
Alsao i wanted to know if you guys here think that David Murphy is the greatest. but is getting screwed now by the texas because they want Julio Bo4rbon now. Hes is just like Rusty Greer to me because they are both good at hustling real hard and making good plays in the outfield and they are both lefthanded hitters from texas who know how to play the baseball right way. not like Borbon who I read cant even throw the ball back to the infield sometimes. Plus. WHo knhbows if he can realy hit left handes pit hers enough to be a good big leaguer now.
And then the other thing is they and I mean texas rangers made a mistake letting pudge go again becaus e he was really good for them last year whent they were alsmot trying to make the playoffs for the first time sinc e Pudge left a long time ago. I was mad when Nolan Ryan who is one of the greatest pitchers ever and let Pudge go to Washington when anybody can tell right away that the Rangers only go to the playoffs when Pudge is for Texas Rangers.
What do you guys at Lonestar Balls think about that stuff now?
Thanks for your answers because I know you guys know what you are talking about when you talk about Texas RAngers baseball.
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Wait, what?
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by WhipSmart on Feb 10, 2010 10:14 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
That's exactly who it might be
His old comments claim that he wrote on Crops on the Farm.
"You promised me, Eckstein, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life, there have only been one set of prints in the sand. Why, when I have needed you most, have you not been there for me?" David Eckstein replied, "Because my little legs had gotten tired, and you were carrying me." And I looked down and saw that I was still carrying David Eckstein.
Then he grounded out weakly to second.
by WyoRanger on Feb 10, 2010 11:18 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
this is so clearly a bit...
And not a very good one either.
"He's got one of those arms that could throw a marshmallow through a battleship."
- Anonymous Baseball Scout on Neftali Feliz
by theflip44 on Feb 10, 2010 10:24 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
ill second that
put this one in the “trying too hard” category
by 6th street on Feb 11, 2010 10:42 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
We're sorry...
the fingers you have used to type with are too fat. Yoiu maty neeed to fixz thart.
Rusty, the bed was very soft- Clark W. Griswold
by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 10, 2010 10:29 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
I have some problems
that make it hard for me to type well and spelling too, but I hope that doesn noit mean I cant talk about texas Ranagers baseball sometime with you guys
by mjh on Feb 10, 2010 10:39 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I will try harder to type good
I promise. I will also try to do better job of spelling. It takes me a long time to type things right way mostly.
by mjh on Feb 10, 2010 10:42 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I think that's how the bit goes from here.
Something like that last summer.
by mjh on Feb 10, 2010 10:44 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
you're playing off of people saying you were the one behind this right?
it’s weird that you’re not a frequent poster and you decided to post a triple comment in this thread out of nowhere but im guessing you’re not really confessing, right?
this is some confusing $%&$&@ right here……
by slash on Feb 10, 2010 11:23 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
whoa i dont know how i did that i just pushed shift down and punched a bunch of numbers because i was going to say horse shit, but i decided to be nice since mjh doesnt seem like the cursing type...
anybody know what the hell i did? i think there was @ symbols on each side of the block or something…
by slash on Feb 10, 2010 11:26 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
MJH is legend.
Too big to be confined to LSB.
by FuturePants on Feb 10, 2010 12:34 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
My sides hurt from reading that thread.
That was just before I started posting here. Sweet Jesus that was a good laugh. I may bookmark that for future reference when I’m feeling down.
"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.
by AceJC on Feb 10, 2010 8:39 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Those were really epic days in LSB history
Finnerty started picking fights with literally everyone he could find. And then we started trying to spar with The Newberg, the hilarity went into overdrive.
"Dying ain't hard. It’s living in the wake of a thorough public humiliation that’s hard.--JDT217
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by WestTxAg06 on Feb 10, 2010 8:52 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
"When he started trying to spar with The Newberg"*
Sheesh, I butchered that sentence.
"Dying ain't hard. It’s living in the wake of a thorough public humiliation that’s hard.--JDT217
Internet greatness http://www.lonestarball.com/2009/11/10/1125340/will-carroll-calls-out-josey-wales
by WestTxAg06 on Feb 10, 2010 8:55 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
You're just trying to follow the theme of the thread. No harm done man.
"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.
by AceJC on Feb 10, 2010 9:18 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Heh, nice
"Dying ain't hard. It’s living in the wake of a thorough public humiliation that’s hard.--JDT217
Internet greatness http://www.lonestarball.com/2009/11/10/1125340/will-carroll-calls-out-josey-wales
by WestTxAg06 on Feb 10, 2010 9:30 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
douche
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
by mtex on Feb 10, 2010 10:40 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
What a stupid bit...
and it’s not even funny.
Who’s going to claim this sock-puppet?
by cmkelly29 on Feb 10, 2010 10:46 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Josey hahaha
"Josey drives to games???
I always assumed he rides in on his high horse"
jam0152
Martin Perez, "Mucho queso"
by RangersSD on Feb 10, 2010 12:23 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Or texasdawg sorry
"Josey drives to games???
I always assumed he rides in on his high horse"
jam0152
Martin Perez, "Mucho queso"
by RangersSD on Feb 10, 2010 12:23 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
The David Murphy part had me laughing
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by rlb02a on Feb 10, 2010 12:48 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
It's not me.
if I was going to make a sock-puppet, it wouldn’t be this horrible.
by cmkelly29 on Feb 10, 2010 2:31 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I'd give you more credit that this
this is downright terrible
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
by NothinG on Feb 10, 2010 2:32 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Sometimes, I'm tempted to claim Josey Wales...
but honestly, I couldn’t annoy the shit out of anyone that well.
by cmkelly29 on Feb 10, 2010 2:41 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
A lot to type
for a joke that falls that flat.
by bdavison94 on Feb 10, 2010 10:47 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Well, to answer all of your points:
nah, j/k
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
by jam0152 on Feb 10, 2010 11:17 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
no, sadly this was "soberily" manufactured probably...
by slash on Feb 10, 2010 11:28 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I would surely hope not...
I know I get bored quite often, but to spew this crap as a fanpost is absolutely asinine.
"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Feb 10, 2010 1:35 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Wow
Grant Schiller writes better than this, and he’s what, 12?
"Jesus, Spanish- first our jobs, now our words?"
-- Sterling Archer
by RCCook on Feb 10, 2010 11:50 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Certainly he's older than that.
I feel like he’s been at every Newberg Night, asking his weird questions, every year for like a decade. His favorite move is to add “And why?” at the end of a question. “Name the best prospect at every single position in the system and why?”
by FuturePants on Feb 10, 2010 12:38 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Grant
Yeah, he’s probably more like 14 or 15 now- I remember him asking a question at Jamey’s book party right after Buck took over as manager, and that was a little over 7 years ago.
"Jesus, Spanish- first our jobs, now our words?"
-- Sterling Archer
by RCCook on Feb 10, 2010 1:26 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Grant is?
I don’t think he’s douchey, I think he’s just annoying. I think you’re douchey. I mean that with all love, though.
by FuturePants on Feb 11, 2010 9:51 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Annoying
Would be a good way to put it, and I agree.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
by Rodney on Feb 11, 2010 11:56 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I was at 1 Newberg Night ever...
and that little dude got to ask about 4 questions to JD. What is his deal? How is he so connected with that entire organization and it’s writers?
by cmkelly29 on Feb 11, 2010 1:18 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
It's Grant's world, we're all just living in it
"Dying ain't hard. It’s living in the wake of a thorough public humiliation that’s hard.--JDT217
Internet greatness http://www.lonestarball.com/2009/11/10/1125340/will-carroll-calls-out-josey-wales
by WestTxAg06 on Feb 11, 2010 1:20 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Since this shtick went nowhere...
What movies should I rent today? Directv shit the bed the past 3 days so now I’m switching companies.
So I’m gonna watch movies. Which do you reccommend?
by Too Legit To quit on Feb 10, 2010 11:53 AM CST via mobile reply actions 0 recs
I have two little kids
so me getting to watch a movie that doesn’t involve Pixar, Barbi, Diego, or Scooby Doo is pretty rare.
The last one I watched that I thought was pretty good was Body of Lies (DiCaprio spy flick).
by bdavison94 on Feb 10, 2010 12:24 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Body of Lies
I read the book first — then saw the movie. That movie flat out sucked. I was surprised given it was Tony Scott/Crowe/DiCaprio.
"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan
by Dirk Diggler on Feb 10, 2010 12:32 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Anytime
anyone tells me they read the book first I know their movie review will be somewhere between what you just sent and average. Not to say that means you’re wrong though.
I liked it, but I like spies and shit.
by bdavison94 on Feb 10, 2010 12:37 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Well
my friends who hadn’t read the book didn’t like it either — but, yeah I get your point.
I like spies and shit too, but it still sucked.
"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan
by Dirk Diggler on Feb 10, 2010 12:44 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Hell
it’s the only movie I’ve watched from beginning to end in months so I’m willing to admit it may have just been the novelty of actually watching a whole movie that made me enjoy it so much.
by bdavison94 on Feb 10, 2010 3:14 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
No, it was pretty good
"I don’t know how these SN blog authors get their gigs, but I’m frankly surprised SN tolerates AJM’s lack of effort." Tex34
Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...
by Brian Thomas on Feb 10, 2010 4:29 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
it sucked
"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan
by Dirk Diggler on Feb 10, 2010 10:13 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
sucked is too strong
It wasn’t a gamechanger like it should have been, considering the people involved, but it was enjoyable.
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by rlb02a on Feb 11, 2010 10:55 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
nah
"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan
by Dirk Diggler on Feb 11, 2010 11:06 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Ridley - not Tony.
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
by mtex on Feb 10, 2010 3:26 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
yah, whoops
"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan
by Dirk Diggler on Feb 10, 2010 3:31 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
you looking forward to the new Robin Hood?
I’m trying to figure out worse possibilities for casting Robin.
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
by mtex on Feb 10, 2010 3:40 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Yah I'm a big Crowe fan
So i’m excited for it. But, I’m not expecting a best pic winner or anything.
"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan
by Dirk Diggler on Feb 10, 2010 10:13 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I enjoyed Zombieland
it’s no Shaun of the Dead, but still funny.
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
by mtex on Feb 10, 2010 12:54 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I liked it as well,
just saw it a few days ago. A lot better than I thought it was going to be.
"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Feb 10, 2010 1:01 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Zombieland...
fantastic movie. Woody Harrelson was a bad as and the main chic is smoking hot (Emma Stone)
Rusty, the bed was very soft- Clark W. Griswold
by AndrusImpersonator on Feb 10, 2010 1:21 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Zombieland was funny
Shaun sucked.
by brettgardner on Feb 10, 2010 4:38 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
What do you know from funny?
You bastard…
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
by Rodney on Feb 10, 2010 6:02 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Saw it last night. Pretty funny.
Greetings from the Humungus, the Ruler of the Wasteland, the Ayatollah of Rock and Roll-A. I laugh at your puny plans.
by Lord Humungus on Feb 11, 2010 8:22 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Also,
The Hurt Locker was excellent. If you haven’t seen that, you should.
I’ve seen Pandorum, The Invention of Lying, Whiteout and Final Destination 3-D recently, none of which were spectacular. Pandorum or Whiteout were probably the best of that bunch.
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
by mtex on Feb 10, 2010 1:13 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I just recently saw The Hurt Locker.
It is a great movie.
by Too Legit To quit on Feb 10, 2010 1:44 PM CST via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
The Hurt Locker
Is that a euphemism for a buttsex party?
"I don’t know how these SN blog authors get their gigs, but I’m frankly surprised SN tolerates AJM’s lack of effort." Tex34
Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...
by Brian Thomas on Feb 10, 2010 4:30 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
You try too much.
by Too Legit To quit on Feb 10, 2010 4:37 PM CST via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
How was Invention of Lying?
"I don’t know how these SN blog authors get their gigs, but I’m frankly surprised SN tolerates AJM’s lack of effort." Tex34
Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...
by Brian Thomas on Feb 10, 2010 5:27 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Really funny for 30 minutes
And then pleasant thereafter.
by brettgardner on Feb 10, 2010 5:42 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I stopped watching after 30 minutes
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Feb 10, 2010 6:03 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Found it amusing at first
then fell asleep.
by chrisR on Feb 10, 2010 7:31 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Who has Netflix?
I have a movie package but was thinking of switching to Netflix. Save some money and actually choose the movies I want to watch versus watching whatever the hell’s on. Any suggestions regarding package levels and does anyone have the internet movie watching thingamajig?
"You promised me, Eckstein, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life, there have only been one set of prints in the sand. Why, when I have needed you most, have you not been there for me?" David Eckstein replied, "Because my little legs had gotten tired, and you were carrying me." And I looked down and saw that I was still carrying David Eckstein.
Then he grounded out weakly to second.
by WyoRanger on Feb 10, 2010 3:19 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
You have an Xbox?
I do, and the basic Netflix package for $9.99/month is a great deal. With that, you also get unlimited streaming, which can go to your PC, but since I have the Xbox hooked up to the HDTV, it works great. Only problem is the library for streaming is piss poor.
by FuturePants on Feb 10, 2010 3:28 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
The streaming library is getting better all the time
but there’s definitely room for improvement
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by rlb02a on Feb 11, 2010 10:57 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
You could check in to this
http://www.roku.com/netflix-partner
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
by Rodney on Feb 10, 2010 4:20 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Question
I cancelled my landline internet and went to an aircard. I wonder if you can plug the aircard into a USB port to get the thingamajig to work? Can’t imagine why not.
"You promised me, Eckstein, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life, there have only been one set of prints in the sand. Why, when I have needed you most, have you not been there for me?" David Eckstein replied, "Because my little legs had gotten tired, and you were carrying me." And I looked down and saw that I was still carrying David Eckstein.
Then he grounded out weakly to second.
by WyoRanger on Feb 10, 2010 4:23 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I would think it would be fine
Also, you can watch MLB.TV on it.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
by Rodney on Feb 10, 2010 4:27 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I remember you talking about Roku last season,
did you ever try it?
"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Feb 10, 2010 5:28 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Not yet.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
by Rodney on Feb 10, 2010 6:05 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I held out for a long time
But I honestly can’t understand why anybody who watches a lot of movies wouldn’t get Netflix.
by brettgardner on Feb 10, 2010 4:38 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Hard to say whether I watch a "lot" of movies
Mostly, I’ll just get home from work, check to see if anything’s good on HBO, etc., and just watch whatever looks OK. I end up watching a lot of shitty movies that way. Last night I watched “Cabin Fever” which was about college graduates who go camping and fall victim to a flesh eating virus. Terrible.
Do you still have movie channels like HBO or has Netflix replaced that for you?
"You promised me, Eckstein, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life, there have only been one set of prints in the sand. Why, when I have needed you most, have you not been there for me?" David Eckstein replied, "Because my little legs had gotten tired, and you were carrying me." And I looked down and saw that I was still carrying David Eckstein.
Then he grounded out weakly to second.
by WyoRanger on Feb 10, 2010 4:47 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
HBO is indispensible
This fact is irrefutable.
"I don’t know how these SN blog authors get their gigs, but I’m frankly surprised SN tolerates AJM’s lack of effort." Tex34
Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...
by Brian Thomas on Feb 10, 2010 4:48 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Not particularly
But sky high for Treme.
I’m setting myself up for disappointment w/ that one.
Checking out Moon on your recommendation tonight.
"I don’t know how these SN blog authors get their gigs, but I’m frankly surprised SN tolerates AJM’s lack of effort." Tex34
Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...
by Brian Thomas on Feb 10, 2010 5:25 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I like Spartacus very much
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
by Rodney on Feb 10, 2010 6:04 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Agree on Treme
I am probably expecting too much from it and then going to end up disappointed.
"Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence." -- Vince Lombardi
by coolaid on Feb 10, 2010 6:08 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Nope
I have way too many movie channels, and yet I’m still not satisfied. HBO is great for shows and mindless filler while you’re waiting for the next movie in the queue to get to you.
And also, anything by Eli Roth sucks.
by brettgardner on Feb 10, 2010 4:52 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
you should check out Cabin Fever 2!!!
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
by mtex on Feb 10, 2010 4:52 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Depends on if you have a blu-ray player with wifi or an ethernet port
If you do, then you’re golden. During the snowpocalypse up here, the wife and I have been catching up on Lost and a few others.
And don’t listen to futurepants, the selection is far from piss poor (futurepants is often on the wrong side of an opinion), unless you are one of those guys who thinks anything made before 1998 is an old movie, and you HATE old movies, along with them that’s made by furriners and such.
If you are one of “those”, I sneer at you haughtily.
I’d say 3 movies a month is fine for your plan. And Netflix beats Blockbuster’s ass. It beats that ass like too bigot to quit beats his meat. Watching buttsex.
"I don’t know how these SN blog authors get their gigs, but I’m frankly surprised SN tolerates AJM’s lack of effort." Tex34
Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...
by Brian Thomas on Feb 10, 2010 4:46 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Keep screaming my name. I'm on your mind 24/7.
by Too Legit To quit on Feb 10, 2010 4:49 PM CST via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
Is that what he said?
After buttsex?
"I don’t know how these SN blog authors get their gigs, but I’m frankly surprised SN tolerates AJM’s lack of effort." Tex34
Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...
by Brian Thomas on Feb 10, 2010 4:51 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Keep screaming it.
by Too Legit To quit on Feb 10, 2010 4:55 PM CST via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
I need to take a break
As soon as Adam gets done herding comments, we’re gonna take our cats for a pedi.
"I don’t know how these SN blog authors get their gigs, but I’m frankly surprised SN tolerates AJM’s lack of effort." Tex34
Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...
by Brian Thomas on Feb 10, 2010 5:05 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
What's wrong with Blockbuster?
I switched when Netflix decided to start charging even more extra fees for Blu-Rays and I’ve been really happy with it.
I’ve found their net returns service to be not quite as good as Netflix (sometimes doesn’t turn around same day, and some titles seem to be perpetually stuck in “Long Wait” mode), but the in-store exchange option more than makes up for that, imo. The ability to exchange a title whenever I want is such a huge plus, and the stores always have the new releases in. Plus fuck Netflix for raising the price of the deal I was on three times in 9 months. Fuck them in their fucking orphan loving ear holes.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
by thedirkatron on Feb 10, 2010 11:28 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
The extra fee kinda sucks
But Blockbuster’s in-store Blu-Ray selection blows.
by brettgardner on Feb 10, 2010 11:44 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
how many blockbuster stores exist anymore?
seems they are all closing
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
by rentz on Feb 11, 2010 7:23 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Pretty much everything
I’ve only seen one rate increase in 4 years. How do you have 3?
"I don’t know how these SN blog authors get their gigs, but I’m frankly surprised SN tolerates AJM’s lack of effort." Tex34
Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...
by Brian Thomas on Feb 11, 2010 11:01 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Has anyone tried VUDU?
http://www.vudu.com/product_overview.html
"I don’t know how these SN blog authors get their gigs, but I’m frankly surprised SN tolerates AJM’s lack of effort." Tex34
Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...
by Brian Thomas on Feb 11, 2010 2:45 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
BB changed my plan
When I signed up they promised they wouldn’t increase our rate, which they didn’t. For a while, it was great. I was paying $14.99 a month for 2 at a time and unlimited in-store exchanges. If you sign up for that now it’s ~$8-10 a month more. BB must have realized that, because they changed my plan. They flagged me as a “high volume user,” which meant that they would purposefully delay sending me DVD’s through the mail, and they started limiting our in-store exchanges. Used to be you could turn a movie in to the store and they would mail the next one right away, but now they wait until you turn your exchange in, basically nullifying the advantage. I bit the bullet for a while b/c of the price difference, but when Netflix teamed up with Xbox it was over. Screw Blockbuster.
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by rlb02a on Feb 11, 2010 3:54 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Well this one deserves to be WRECKED!
Blogging at its best my friends ( 8
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by NYTXFAN on Feb 10, 2010 12:13 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Stop rec'ing this thing
It’s not entertaining even from a “so bad it’s good” kind of way.
"You promised me, Eckstein, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life, there have only been one set of prints in the sand. Why, when I have needed you most, have you not been there for me?" David Eckstein replied, "Because my little legs had gotten tired, and you were carrying me." And I looked down and saw that I was still carrying David Eckstein.
Then he grounded out weakly to second.
by WyoRanger on Feb 10, 2010 3:17 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
Thank you!
bunch of ri-tards.
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
by mtex on Feb 10, 2010 3:27 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
+1
Morality you can fake. Fun you either have or you don't.
by lonestarJon on Feb 10, 2010 7:54 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I wish I would have thought of this.
damn.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Feb 10, 2010 4:51 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
You were the 1st person to pop in my mind.
by tyd3311 on Feb 10, 2010 5:19 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
That is the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me.
But I can’t take credit for this one
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Feb 10, 2010 6:02 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
MOar powsting plz u r so kewl
Shadazz. She's sensitive. Just like jazz. SHADAZZ.
by Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge on Feb 10, 2010 6:23 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
I remember
when the LSB community was funny and witty. I enjoyed scanning through the posts and reading funny, sarcastic, and intelligent content. The past couple of weeks have provided none of the above. Between all the butt sex talk and lame ass attempts at jokes like these, April 5th can’t get here any quicker.
by bmize16 on Feb 11, 2010 7:20 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
You've been on this site 3 months and you're givin us "back in the good ol days" complaints?
You miss the sarcasm, do you? That’s good, because your opinion matters. So much.
Like, heaps and heaps. Really.
Try this one on for size: Before you go all achy-vag about the quality of funny, maybe contribute a scintilla or 2 of worthwhile content yourself.
"I don’t know how these SN blog authors get their gigs, but I’m frankly surprised SN tolerates AJM’s lack of effort." Tex34
Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...
by Brian Thomas on Feb 11, 2010 10:59 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
I actually began coming to this site
right after the Soriano trade in December of 05. I would assume that I’ve been on longer than you have, but whatever. I never really got motivated to post because I’m around a computer little throughout the day and don’t have the web on my phone. More importantly I’m not that funny and don’t have that much to contribute. So I don’t. Your right I might be bitching for no reason. I’m ready for pitchers and catchers to report so there is something to talk about. With that said I would still argue the level of doucheness seems abnormally high lately.
by bmize16 on Feb 11, 2010 12:39 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
After going back and reading the epic Minors 4/29 thread linked above where Finnerty and Spellman tried to pick a fight with everyone, I had to go find Spellman's Top 10 and re-read just for grins
http://crops.mlblogs.com/archives/2009/04/rons-top-10-texas-rangers-prospects.html
This was just too awesome.
1) Joe Weiland
2) Manny Pina
3) Justin Smoak
4) Neftali Feliz
5) Kasey Kiker
6) Wilmer Font
7) Doug Mathis
8) Greg Golson
9) Blake Beavan
10) Jared Hyatt
"Dying ain't hard. It’s living in the wake of a thorough public humiliation that’s hard.--JDT217
Internet greatness http://www.lonestarball.com/2009/11/10/1125340/will-carroll-calls-out-josey-wales
by WestTxAg06 on Feb 11, 2010 8:29 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
Maybe this was what Dayton Moore was reading when he gave us Gutierrez for Pina and Smith?
Morality you can fake. Fun you either have or you don't.
by lonestarJon on Feb 11, 2010 8:34 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
You might be on to something, Jon
That would explain the move a lot better.
"Dying ain't hard. It’s living in the wake of a thorough public humiliation that’s hard.--JDT217
Internet greatness http://www.lonestarball.com/2009/11/10/1125340/will-carroll-calls-out-josey-wales
by WestTxAg06 on Feb 11, 2010 9:02 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
i think you misspelled every other word
Get your guns up!
by GayForFeliz on Feb 11, 2010 11:00 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
dude, after you last fanpost, i think you probably shouldn't comment
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
by jam0152 on Feb 11, 2010 11:28 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
That's got to go down as the most epic first fanpost ever
Many first fanposts turn out to be lame attempts at humor or rehashing tired Rangers topics. Very few first fanposts start out as a semi-creepy ode to the blog owner and then morph into 500+ comments on homosexuality, bigotry, the War Between the States, and degenerate into all-out war between groups of posters.
And to make that fanpost more ridiculously crazy, Josey wasn’t even responsible for any of it.
"Dying ain't hard. It’s living in the wake of a thorough public humiliation that’s hard.--JDT217
Internet greatness http://www.lonestarball.com/2009/11/10/1125340/will-carroll-calls-out-josey-wales
by WestTxAg06 on Feb 11, 2010 11:32 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
That last part you wrote...
Was truely amazing. I’m so proud that we as blog members can carry on ridiculous, idiotic, and douchy comments without Josey.
Everyone, give yourselves a hand.
"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.
by AceJC on Feb 11, 2010 1:21 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
Sizing?

"There are two girls that can take a pounding!" Tom Grieve
by Spadedsnake on Feb 18, 2010 12:31 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
when'd that happen?
Seems I woulda felt that.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Ryin A on Feb 18, 2010 9:51 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
That's what she said
"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.
by AceJC on Feb 19, 2010 1:51 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs

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