I Love Baseball
I love baseball.
Time is difficult. We age. Time passes. We sleep. Time passes. We work. Time passes. Time cannot be ignored even through the differences of knowledge, language, or experience. Time is experience. Essential as it is to our everyday life, time, a man-made construct that has bound us all to our fates; it is the one thing we've yet to harness for our own gain.
The clock of your life is forever turning. 5 seconds have passed as I type this sentence. Another 5 will be gone as I contemplate my next one. Tick Tock. Tick Tock. Etc. Etc. The big hand goes 'round on moments defined in increments. We cannot stop time. We cannot slow it. We cannot change it. We cannot defeat it. Except, we have baseball. The cow hide and cork stopping up an hourglass blown from rosin, consisting of sand, silt, and clay.
Baseball is timeless. Baseball is your game as much as it was your father's game and his father's game and his father's game and one and one thousand clichés from Hollywood tropes. From playing catch with dad, to walking out of the tunnel to see the field for the first time, to the onomatopoetic POP! of ball slapping into a glove. The peanuts, the Cracker Jacks. These sense-memories, those shared experiences. There's a reason for the bromide. The game of baseball is a time machine. We can go forward and backward in time because we all know what the crack of the bat sounds like on a ball hit the other way.
Baseball is not defined by a clock. Sure, there's an average length for a game in hours and minutes, but there is no finite rule. The game dictates the clock. The game challenges perception of duration. Innings are not determined by our conscious measurements of time. It is measured in the rules of a game. The third out is not represented on the face of a clock. There's no strike 3 o'clock in our sequential system. The only count that matters is the balls and strikes.
Why is this so? Why is baseball a sport without a clock counting down to zero? A theory might be because baseball was invented as a way to play a game as soon as you finished breakfast in the morning until you couldn't see the ball in the haze of dusk. Baseball is meant to be played until it is impossible to play anymore. Not because the buzzer sounds but because there has been resolution. Be it a satisfaction of the criteria of innings or by the divine intervention of the sun and the moon.
I love baseball. A box score is a relic. An imprint. It's hieroglyphics for man's future as much as cave drawings are a language of our past. Baseball cards are a child's currency. Are two Tony Gwynns and an Ozzie Smith worth a George Brett anymore than two Abraham Lincolns and an Alexander Hamilton are worth an Andrew Jackson? We learn to be spendthrift because who'd ever want to part with a Griffey Jr. rookie card no matter how enticing that stack of Bo Jackson cards might be? We learn to invest in futures, sometimes hitting on a Felix Hernandez, other times putting too much stock in Ryan Anderson.
I love baseball. It's art. I recognize the poetry of a well turned double play at second. Nothing is more aesthetically pleasing to these eyes than double to the gap. It's guttural. It's primal. You feel it when your little known middle reliever gets out of that bases loaded jam in the 7th. You feel it when the winning run gets on first on a Baltimore chop. How do you watch when they've got you first and third in the ninth? How do you turn away when your team's got their best guy up with two out, a man on second, and down a run? Every pitch a little life, every out a little death. It's tragedy and then it's triumph. And best of all, when it's over, there's another game to be played tomorrow. We get to live and die all over again.
I love baseball. I've loved it since I was a young boy. It is simple to understand baseball. It is impossible to master baseball. It is simple to throw a ball. It is simple to hit a ball with a bat. Somehow, however, they're the hardest things in the world to do well. The nuances, the details, they are what bring me back to the game. Baseball is a commitment. There are 162 games a year. I'll be damned if I miss even one of them. Baseball is a relationship. There will be 162 games next year, too. Baseball is an addiction. I feel the loss of the game when it is not with me every night in the winter like it is there in the summer. The withdrawals of winter are harsh. Are the tremors from the chill in the air or because baseball seems so far away? I crave it.
Baseball is a kinship. I feel connected to others that love the game too. I feel they are on the front lines of the war with me. 162 games. It's a battle. Baseball fans are my soldiers. We are brothers in arms. Some of us walk away wounded, some of us plant our flags in the ground proclaiming victory, but each year we'll gather again in spring to wage war anew. The battle damage easily covered with a proud ball cap of your platoon.
It is spring now. The troops are rallying. It is our time again, baseball fans. In our conversations about position battles and upcoming season predictions, let us not also forget the game itself. Let's pay homage to the game this year with renewed vigor. Perhaps our squad has a great year coming up. Perhaps it will be something special, never before seen. However, if it isn't, let's not lose sight of the fact that we're getting to enjoy the game of baseball, together, an experience in itself that is timeless.
I love baseball.EDIT: I created an audio file of myself reading the text for a podcast I am doing and thought I would share it on this post for those opposed to reading walls of text.
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"A ballplayer spends a good piece of his life gripping a baseball, and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around all the time." - Jim Bouton
Shadazz. She's sensitive. Just like jazz. SHADAZZ.
by Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge on Feb 23, 2010 7:44 PM CST reply actions
If you don't cease and desist from stealing Ben's bit, I assure you he will cut you
And cut you fierce.
You can’t say you haven’t been told…
"I don’t know how these SN blog authors get their gigs, but I’m frankly surprised SN tolerates AJM’s lack of effort." Tex34
Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...
by Brian Thomas on Feb 23, 2010 8:21 PM CST up reply actions
Ben uses that quote?
Then this is probably where I first read it then, now that I really think about it. Lame on my part. Ben if you’re reading there’s a coke waiting for ya.
I like my skin the way it is, unsliced.
Shadazz. She's sensitive. Just like jazz. SHADAZZ.
by Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge on Feb 23, 2010 8:29 PM CST up reply actions
One of Ben's main bits is incessantly and at time tediously quoting Ball Four
Heh.
I don’t know about that specific quote. I love reading Ben, but I put the mute button on when he starts making Bouton jokes or spouting wind power manifestos.
"I don’t know how these SN blog authors get their gigs, but I’m frankly surprised SN tolerates AJM’s lack of effort." Tex34
Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...
by Brian Thomas on Feb 23, 2010 8:37 PM CST up reply actions
Haha
Shadazz. She's sensitive. Just like jazz. SHADAZZ.
by Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge on Feb 23, 2010 8:48 PM CST up reply actions
Springtime
Baseball always resumes when the earth is renewing itself, part of the cycle of life. Although for Texas, basketball’s never ending playoffs might be a more apt analog for the summers here.
I get similarly romantic about baseball when I watch Elvis perform wizardry, or Hamilton smash the hell out of the ball in the HR derby, or Feliz’ magical, zipping fastball. Thinking about what those guys might do is just as exciting for me as what they actually do.
Freude, schoener Goetterfunken,
Tochter aus Elysium,
Wir betreten feuertrunken,
Himmlische dein Heiligtum.
I can't believe this ugly, bearded bastard got me misty eyed.
Kudos for sharing your thoughts and we’ll have a good time watching this team battle all year.
"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.
Does that mean...
You get misty-eyed listening to James Earl Jones’ monologue in “Field of Dreams”
I know I do!
"Thats all we got? One goddamned hit?" - Harry Doyle
"You cant say god damn on the radio."- Colorman Monte
"Ehhh, who cares...nobody's listening!"- Harry Doyle
by awillis111 on Feb 23, 2010 10:09 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Nobody...
says the word “Baseball” better than James Earl Jones.
by ghostofErikThompson on Feb 23, 2010 10:28 PM CST up reply actions
No kidding.
James Earl Jones and the guy who does the Allstate commercials. They could get me to buy anything.
Sirens I tell you.
"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.
Excuse me...
the guy who does the Allstate commercials.
How dare you disrespect Dennis Haysbert like that. Don’t you know that’s Pedro Fucking Cerrano you’re talking about. He’s not just some commercial guy.
Now you’ve got me all worked up.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
He-who-must-not-be-named.
I don’t dare invoke his name since I’ve afraid he’ll show up at my house to sex up my wife, steal my dog, and convince me to turn over the deed to my house for a dollar.
I’m serious, that voice is gold.
"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.
Alright...
as long as you know who you’re dealing with.
His voice may be gold, but his bat is better – straight ball, I hit it very much.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
Curveball
bats afraid
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Feb 24, 2010 9:54 AM CST up reply actions
Hey bartender, Jobu needs a refill.
"If this video was an ice cream flavor, it'd be pralines and dick." Clark
re: Matthew Wilder-Break My Stride, 4/17/09
Also
President David Fucking Palmer from 24 before 24 jumped the shark.
"I don't condone steroids or any other type of growth hormones or anything else, but I could care less, and, for the most part, I don't think the fans give a (bleep). The people that care about it are the people that probably don't like baseball," - Jim Leyland
those were the best seasons of 24 by far
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
x
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Feb 24, 2010 9:34 AM CST up reply actions
Perfect
That monologue is the first thing I thought of as I read this.
There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem - once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit. ~Al Gallagher
by Suicide Prince on Feb 24, 2010 1:29 PM CST up reply actions
TL;DR
I make sweet, sweet love to baseball.
by ghostofErikThompson on Feb 23, 2010 8:02 PM CST up reply actions
The only thing that could have made this more awesome would have been a picture of Rich Harden
"Dying ain't hard. It’s living in the wake of a thorough public humiliation that’s hard.--JDT217
As in
baseball makes me Harden?
Freude, schoener Goetterfunken,
Tochter aus Elysium,
Wir betreten feuertrunken,
Himmlische dein Heiligtum.
Not your best work t.
Just warming up?
"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.
So what are the odds you have a LSB UserGuide v3.0 in the works?
"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.
It's always sort of in the works...
in that I have ideas of what I want to include. The main thing is just sitting down and tackling the bastard.
I’ll probably try to have it done around opening day so it is fresh of the gaggle of new folks jumping on the contending Rangers bandwagon this summer.
by ghostofErikThompson on Feb 23, 2010 8:09 PM CST up reply actions
Hey Adam, if you're watching.
Think we could get the LSB manual and maybe a few other pages linked up on the front page underneath the LSB Almanac? Just some personalized pages that show what LSB is really all about?
"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.
The LSB sidebar really needs to be swept out and updated.
Morality you can fake. Fun you either have or you don't.
Fun as links to cybersquatter URL placeholders are and all, it's just time for some housecleaning.
Related question: What happened to Cow Town Mortgage?
Sweet, you da man
Can I go ahead and pre-rec the User’s Guide 3.0 now?
"Dying ain't hard. It’s living in the wake of a thorough public humiliation that’s hard.--JDT217
Amazing.
Love it. See signature.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
As if I was not already having enough trouble
being patient and waiting….
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Right now is actually the time I brace myself
And kind of enjoy the free time right now. Because I know in a month I will become a no good zombie on a 162 game roller coaster.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
Strong-to-quite strong.
Rec’d.
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
That's a nice read, ghost.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
I'm not quite sure if you are being serious or not
It this a parody, or is it sincere? I’m used to humorous stuff from you, so I was thinking parody, but your responses seem to indicate sincerity.
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Feb 23, 2010 11:08 PM CST reply actions
Isn't that what some say about The Outlaw these days...he's become a parody of himself?
I like articles (or whatever you want to call this) where writers evoke emotion and have an obvious love for their subject. You also need some confidence in your style to write something like this and the author of this piece is dripping with confidence.
The Ghost did a good job.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
by Josey Wales on Feb 23, 2010 11:30 PM CST up reply actions
It is entirely...
100% serious. Although, I’m sure I could parody it.
I just really love baseball and wanted to write a love letter to it and thought I would share it with some people that love baseball, too.
by ghostofErikThompson on Feb 24, 2010 12:17 AM CST up reply actions
i like it, ghost.... my sentiments exactly...
i don’t have the history going back years of loving baseball. my dad will only watch a couple games a year and i’ve been trying to sweet talk him into going to a game w me (he doesn’t see the point… “you can see it better on tv!”… he DOESN’T get it!) but i’m normally a pretty intense person, but baseball allows me to relax and have fun… i’m intense when it comes to baseball, too, but it’s a fun kinda intensity with baseball, not my normal intensity… let’s go RANGERS!
by LuvSummerLuvBaseball on Feb 23, 2010 11:38 PM CST reply actions
beautifully done sir.

If the Rangers don't make the play-offs this year I'm gonna go all Epic Bearded Man on your ass.
Awesome prose, goET
Just beautiful.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Good job apple lover.
Good stuff cheap.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Feb 24, 2010 9:35 AM CST reply actions
Awesome stuff, man
Ken Burns is jealous now
"Hell's frozen over, Pigs are flying! The Saints have won the Super Bowl"
Burns is planning
a 28-hour documentary on this post.
Freude, schoener Goetterfunken,
Tochter aus Elysium,
Wir betreten feuertrunken,
Himmlische dein Heiligtum.
Great stuff, Ghost
This really is beautifully written. Very nicely done.
This calls for a new signature…
There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem - once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit. ~Al Gallagher
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring."
Rogers Hornsby
Classic
Always enjoyed that quote.
There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem - once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit. ~Al Gallagher
by Suicide Prince on Feb 24, 2010 5:01 PM CST up reply actions
Just gay...
for baseball, friend.
by ghostofErikThompson on Feb 25, 2010 2:29 AM CST up reply actions
I'm glad...
you decided to join LSB just to post that.
Very insightful.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
Gosh, you're right
How fucking lame.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
hey that's BigDickWillies roommate...
If the Rangers don't make the play-offs this year I'm gonna go all Epic Bearded Man on your ass.
Haha
You’re probably correct.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
You sir, get the first rally moose of 2010.
Well moosed.

You don't seem to want to accept the fact you're dealing with an expert in guerrilla warfare, with a man who's the best, with guns, with knives, with his bare hands. A man who's been trained to ignore pain, ignore weather, to live off the land, to eat things that would make a billy goat puke. In *St. Louis* his job was to dispose of enemy personnel. To kill! Period! Win by attrition. Well, *Steven Jackson* was the best.

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