Greetings LSB'ers
by The Ahmad on Feb 4, 2010 11:36 AM CST
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Did he just say what I think he said.....more ahead
It's been almost a year since I posted something and I know I've been missed so I wanted to come out of hiding and let you guys know that I'm stoked about the Rangers this year and I'm glad that Hicks finally sold! I have a few suggestions for Mr. Greenberg and everyone over there at Ranger Land.
1. Do as the Cowboys do in regards to your park! By that, I mean give the fans a hell of a good time. Put up some new screens topped off with a GIANT screen in center field. Make sure the grass stays green and alive all summer and looks professional year round. Please make the Ballpark less "country" and "kiddy" and make it more "edgy, hip, and cool" I know too many people who say that baseball is a redneck sport or it's for kids..you've got to do what Cuban did with the Mavs and make the Ballpark the BEST TO BE IN THE SUMMER! Finally, lower parking and ticket prices but more so on the parking.
2. Invest in the team with both your mind and heart. Do not trade away the far for a 3 month rental player. I think after this year, We'll have lots of money coming off the books and next winter, the rangers can be major players in the FA market and really build a WS team for years to come. I'm thinking along the lines of the Cowboys and Yankees of the 90's type dynasty!
3. Put Feliz in the rotation and keep Holland in the rotation as well. These young guys have "IT" and you've got to allow them to reach "it" in 2011, I can see a strong 5 including Feliz, Perez, Holland, Harden, & Hunter.
4. Bring Smoak up in June or July and give him every chance to tear it up. Keep Davis and have those two be your future 1B/DH combo of the future if both hit well enough (which I think they can/will) Leave Bourbon in CF and hitting lead off and fire Ron Washington! I think this year will show that he is not capible of managing a good team and does not have what it takes to lead a team to success.
5. Finally, Get rid of the blue jerseys please. They look cheap and outdated. Keep the red ones as the primary alt. jerseys and come up with an "edgy type" 3rd jerseys to replace the blue ones.
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I feel like Richard Simmons is going to come out, and yell at me to get off the couch.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
"edgy" also applies
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
hi Ahmad!
Long time no see, how’s life down in Sun Diego?
I did not ask you if you have herpes. I said is that a hairpiece?!?
Leave Bourbon in CF and hitting lead off and fire Ron Washington! I think this year will show that he is not capible of managing a good team and does not have what it takes to lead a team to success.
And this post shows you are not capable of correct spelling. Usually I wouldn’t care, but come on man. If you are going to post a 5 paragraph essay, know how to spell players names and basic English words…
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Feb 4, 2010 1:05 PM CST reply actions
Says the guy who can't handle blockquotes.
Freude, schoener Goetterfunken,
Tochter aus Elysium,
Wir betreten feuertrunken,
Himmlische dein Heiligtum.
come on guys...
get over your jealousy of me and your hating and read what I said. I bet if anyone else wrote the genius that is the above, you’d all be all over his jock and loving. Do not be mad because I say freely what you all wish you could.
Big Guns, I moved back to the Dfw area. It isn’t soo sunny at the moment lol
Free Palestine!
Arabs from Turkey?
Yeah Arabs from Turkey, man!
It’s Advil and beef in the Texas Rangers, you yankee bastard.
- Nolan Ryan
douche
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Feb 4, 2010 2:20 PM CST up reply actions
oh nice, good for you, you'll get to see some Ranger baseball this summer.
I did not ask you if you have herpes. I said is that a hairpiece?!?
Yes, I'm stoked just reading it.
"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.
What is so "country"
about the ballpark?
by Anonymous New Guy on Feb 4, 2010 1:54 PM CST reply actions
I wondered the same thing.
How exactly are we supposed to make it edgy? Should we give it frosted tips, a bad tan, and some lame tattoos?
What about an ed hardy or affliction tarp?
"JD gets complete blame or credit for what happens in 2010 and I think Nolan wants it that way. JD is paid to be a real GM and needs to start performing like one." - Josey Wales
Or maybe
We import a bunch of Jersey Shore rejects to increase the douchebag factor, and replace the “Cotton Eyed Joe” with beating the beat in the 7th-inning stretch…
"To have the judgment and wisdom and personal touch of Nolan Ryan, and the tremendous group that JD has assembled, I think the Rangers on the baseball side are the envy of every franchise in baseball in terms of talent."
-- Chuck Greenberg
Maybe
they should play Ants Marching by DMB in between every inning
"calmer than you are dude" Walter (Big Lebowski)
by Arlington Stadium Legend on Feb 4, 2010 2:20 PM CST up reply actions
The players could all wear their hats like CC Sabathia.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
by scoop16 on Feb 4, 2010 2:28 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
I can't believe I just read that.
Man it’s a boring day for baseball talk.
"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"
HSOs, hot off the kebab from The Ahmad...
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
"hot off the kebab"
That’s what too legit to quit says.
After buttsex…
Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...
Hi, Keith. Is this the year Edinson Volquez finally wins RoY?
Your parents aren't proud of the homosexual they raised, huh?
by TooLegitToQuit on Feb 4, 2010 5:41 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Oh snappity snap!
It’ so funny!
Because you called me gay!
And that’s a bad thing! To a bigot!
Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...
Hi, Keith. Is this the year Edinson Volquez finally wins RoY?
I feel for your parents, Brian. I really do.
Must be tough on them, you bigot.
by TooLegitToQuit on Feb 4, 2010 5:59 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Lol I called you a bigot. Which makes no sense.
Is your last name Thomas?
by TooLegitToQuit on Feb 4, 2010 6:01 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
* It's been one of those days
"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Feb 4, 2010 6:24 PM CST up reply actions
RC cook
Getting rid of that dumbass song would be a start. that song hasn’t been a hit in like 15 years and it SCREAMS country hicks! and I’d rather get a bunch of educated fans than a bunch of rednecks wanting to see some RAN-GUR baseball. again, learn from cuban and jones and make the place edgy and hip and the spot to be. if yall don’t like what I have to say, you all can get together, bring a bunch of monkeys, and suck their nipples!
ahmad……out
Free Palestine!
The monkey sucking thing
is our only recourse if we disagree with you?
I like how you begin your post with “did he just say what I think he said.”
Freude, schoener Goetterfunken,
Tochter aus Elysium,
Wir betreten feuertrunken,
Himmlische dein Heiligtum.
The Cotton Eyed Joe
They do it at Yankee Stadium…I’m just sayin’
by Anonymous New Guy on Feb 4, 2010 9:13 PM CST up reply actions
they do? I've been to Yankee Stadium many times and never heard it...
I did not ask you if you have herpes. I said is that a hairpiece?!?
I've only been once
and we were shocked to hear it there.
by Anonymous New Guy on Feb 5, 2010 8:28 AM CST up reply actions
has anybody in history who has ever said the word "hip" referring to what's cool in pop culture, ever been "hip"????
says the jackass who asks questions that he already knows the answer to….
Have you seen the fans at Ranger games...
Not exactly the “IT” crowd out there and that’s kinda the point; we don’t need “edgy” and “hip” when we go see our team play, we go to see the team. And isn’t the point of some of the “kiddy” things at TBiA to make it family friendly? That’s what baseball is, a sport you pass down to your son or daughter, it’s a love of the game and our team, not where they’re playing and how fancy the diggs are, leave that to football. Also, we are the TEXAS Rangers, not the New York Snob-suckers or the California Douche-baggers, they can have their “cool” and pay for it too. If you think about it, no team improves the fan experience AND reduces prices, that’s why the Cowboys have an awesome new stadium that’s “edgy and hip,” and you can’t afford to go see it.
You hear about the "Electric Arms", they're all the rage.
And there's not much "edgy" or "hip" about the truly great baseball venues
If the BoSox were looking for edgy and hip, they would have torn down Fenway and quit singing Neil Diamond between innings.
"Dying ain't hard. It’s living in the wake of a thorough public humiliation that’s hard.--JDT217
Internet greatness http://www.lonestarball.com/2009/11/10/1125340/will-carroll-calls-out-josey-wales
Exactly
baseball is about tradition, that’s why we have the “Cotton-eyed Joe,” and the Dot Race, plus that shiz is the shiz
You hear about the "Electric Arms", they're all the rage.
The Cotton-eyed Joe sucks
The Wave is worse.
Some traditions are stupid.
Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...
Hi, Keith. Is this the year Edinson Volquez finally wins RoY?
Throwing
beach balls is the worst.
"Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence." -- Vince Lombardi
All those pretty colors
going round and round.
"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Feb 4, 2010 6:15 PM CST up reply actions
The Cotton-eyed Joe sucks?
Maybe you suck.
"Dying ain't hard. It’s living in the wake of a thorough public humiliation that’s hard.--JDT217
Internet greatness http://www.lonestarball.com/2009/11/10/1125340/will-carroll-calls-out-josey-wales
For a supposed lawyer,
you sure are one hell of an inarticulate boob when it comes to defending your point of view.
Perhaps it is born out of the countless indignities you suffered as a result of society’s institutional bigotry towards small town pickup drivers.
And perhaps Ken Burns will soon document your as yet untold story of oppression overcome.
I, for one, will cheer you triumphantly on, Westtxag. Your story must be told, despite your egregiously poor taste in music and woefully inadequate verbal talents.
No offense.
Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...
Hi, Keith. Is this the year Edinson Volquez finally wins RoY?
by Brian Thomas on Feb 4, 2010 7:20 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
you remind of George W. Bush...
trying to use big words so that other people don’t think your dumb
"I definitely lead the league in weird injuries. I'm embarrassed, really. Somebody asks you why you came out and you say, 'Um, I was dizzy.' And then they ask you again and you say, 'I think I got something in my eye.' I'd much rather be run over, that's more manly." -- C Jarrod Saltalamacchia, on the pair of strange injuries (dizziness, eye irritation) that have forced him to miss time this season.
by fightnirish220 on Feb 4, 2010 8:51 PM CST up reply actions
NO he's actually very intelligent.
I did not ask you if you have herpes. I said is that a hairpiece?!?
+1 on this
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Somebody's on to me!
Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...
Hi, Keith. Is this the year Edinson Volquez finally wins RoY?
Clearly, if I was trying to start an all-out defense of the song I would have said something more articulate than "maybe you suck"
"Dying ain't hard. It’s living in the wake of a thorough public humiliation that’s hard.--JDT217
Internet greatness http://www.lonestarball.com/2009/11/10/1125340/will-carroll-calls-out-josey-wales
Possibly you were preoccupied by the million pickup march you and txsta are spearheading?
Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...
Hi, Keith. Is this the year Edinson Volquez finally wins RoY?
You're full of comedy
"Dying ain't hard. It’s living in the wake of a thorough public humiliation that’s hard.--JDT217
Internet greatness http://www.lonestarball.com/2009/11/10/1125340/will-carroll-calls-out-josey-wales
like the recent tradition
of you being an ass? your’re right it is stupid
You hear about the "Electric Arms", they're all the rage.
by sunlegend54 on Feb 4, 2010 7:51 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Its so cute how you believe anyone cares what you think
Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...
Hi, Keith. Is this the year Edinson Volquez finally wins RoY?
and yet
your smart ass replied to it, bazinga
You hear about the "Electric Arms", they're all the rage.
by sunlegend54 on Feb 4, 2010 9:08 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Is bazinga the shiz?
Or is the shiz the shiz?
If bazinga is not the shiz, what is this bazinga you speak of?
Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...
Hi, Keith. Is this the year Edinson Volquez finally wins RoY?
yea
bazinga is most definitely the shiz, although it may also fall under the categories of hilarity and you just got burned, as a rule the shiz must also be the shiz because that’s how names work
You hear about the "Electric Arms", they're all the rage.
by sunlegend54 on Feb 4, 2010 9:26 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Type slower
I can’t keep up.
Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...
Hi, Keith. Is this the year Edinson Volquez finally wins RoY?
heh
that made me laugh a little, +1
You hear about the "Electric Arms", they're all the rage.
by sunlegend54 on Feb 4, 2010 9:36 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
Dot race
So unoriginal. We need something distinctive instead. I’m not saying I have the solution, but the dot race has to go.
meta-signature
The dot race
is sometimes the highlight of the whole fucking game.
It’s Advil and beef in the Texas Rangers, you yankee bastard.
- Nolan Ryan
Umm, unoriginal?!
Chuck Morgan invented the dot race, you re-tard.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Yeah, no joke
Talk about lack of knowledge
"Dying ain't hard. It’s living in the wake of a thorough public humiliation that’s hard.--JDT217
Internet greatness http://www.lonestarball.com/2009/11/10/1125340/will-carroll-calls-out-josey-wales
hey now
dont hate on “the it crowd” — as in the show of course…
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
the BBC one right
cause that show is hilarious
You hear about the "Electric Arms", they're all the rage.
by sunlegend54 on Feb 4, 2010 9:12 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
oh yea
they were going to port it to the US but didnt happen
and yes, EPIC show.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Ahmad
You know nothing about turf grass.
Josey Wales born on LSB July 18, 2006 Jumped the shark--That glorious day in 2008. RIP Josey Wales.
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
didn't they replace the entire outfiled over the offseason?
i thought they were changing it to Zeon Zoysia from Bermuda Tifway 419?
I think they had already changed the infield during the 09 allstar break
x
Leave Bourbon in CF and hitting lead off
I think leaving hard liquor in CF and hitting lead off could be potentially problematic.
"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin
Questions
1.) Cuban made the AAC the best place to be in the summer?
2.) Did you get “Invest in the team with both your mind and heart” from Gridiron Gang? I never saw it, but it sounds like something the Rock would say in a movie.
3.) If Feliz and Holland have “it”, how come they won’t reach “it” until 2011? Are there plans to engineer a reverse-time continuum within the confines of the ballpark?
4.) If you were going to give Smoak every chance to tear it up, why would he split time with Crush?
and lastly
5.) Huh?
You don't seem to want to accept the fact you're dealing with an expert in guerrilla warfare, with a man who's the best, with guns, with knives, with his bare hands. A man who's been trained to ignore pain, ignore weather, to live off the land, to eat things that would make a billy goat puke. In *St. Louis* his job was to dispose of enemy personnel. To kill! Period! Win by attrition. Well, *Steven Jackson* was the best.
re: cuban
its inside? its not outside? airconditioning?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
I hardly ever post but I had to after this...
please do everyone at lsb a favor and never post ever again
"I definitely lead the league in weird injuries. I'm embarrassed, really. Somebody asks you why you came out and you say, 'Um, I was dizzy.' And then they ask you again and you say, 'I think I got something in my eye.' I'd much rather be run over, that's more manly." -- C Jarrod Saltalamacchia, on the pair of strange injuries (dizziness, eye irritation) that have forced him to miss time this season.
I need backstory on this guy.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Feb 4, 2010 9:22 PM CST reply actions
He sucks at posting and always has.
That’s his story.
Freude, schoener Goetterfunken,
Tochter aus Elysium,
Wir betreten feuertrunken,
Himmlische dein Heiligtum.
Ahmad, The
LSB UID: 1471
Classifacation: Form of troll, probably most accurately described as “fanpost martyr”.
Posting habits/traits: Shows up out of the blue every few months, writes a shitty fanpost filled with dumb ideas/opinions. Gets called on it by the community in the comments, proceeds to whine and complain and argue about it, claiming he’s being unfairly discriminated against or targeted. Usually stomp off in a huff, usually is not heard from for months, though occasionally he will subject the community to a series of such shitty fanposts.
Comments/suggestions: Don’t make any meaningful replies to his posts or comments, it’s not worth your time. 9 times out of 10 he’s just trying to suck you into an argument so he can go “oh woe is me”. Fairly harmless otherwise if you follow the above recommendation.
Morality you can fake. Fun you either have or you don't.
by LSJ on Feb 4, 2010 9:42 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Maybe you are like Chuck
You have a lonestarball intersect in your head.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
That's a pretty solid theory, iorange
"Dying ain't hard. It’s living in the wake of a thorough public humiliation that’s hard.--JDT217
Internet greatness http://www.lonestarball.com/2009/11/10/1125340/will-carroll-calls-out-josey-wales
Except there's no way LSJ could land a girl as hot as Yvonne Strahovski
"Dying ain't hard. It’s living in the wake of a thorough public humiliation that’s hard.--JDT217
Internet greatness http://www.lonestarball.com/2009/11/10/1125340/will-carroll-calls-out-josey-wales
True
But I liked Jordana Brewster better anyway -———————>
Morality you can fake. Fun you either have or you don't.
by LSJ on Feb 5, 2010 9:09 AM CST up reply actions
C'mon man, Jordana is hot but she's not as hot as Yvonne
What’s next, you’re going to tell me Taylor Swift is hotter than Miranda Lambert?
"Dying ain't hard. It’s living in the wake of a thorough public humiliation that’s hard.--JDT217
Internet greatness http://www.lonestarball.com/2009/11/10/1125340/will-carroll-calls-out-josey-wales
Well, I like her better than Yvonne
Though I suppose she’s technically not quite as hot.
They may be the bane of my baseball fandom, but Chuck season 2 is proof intangibles do exist – Yvonne is totally smokin’, even has one of the sexiest accents I’ve ever heard (though she doesn’t use it on the show, which sucks), and yet it’s Jordana who’s the first girl in 3 years to unseat Miranda at #1. Couldn’t quite tell ya why.
Morality you can fake. Fun you either have or you don't.
by LSJ on Feb 5, 2010 9:30 AM CST up reply actions
Intangibles definitely exist when women are involved
"Dying ain't hard. It’s living in the wake of a thorough public humiliation that’s hard.--JDT217
Internet greatness http://www.lonestarball.com/2009/11/10/1125340/will-carroll-calls-out-josey-wales
I like the in depth analysis.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Feb 5, 2010 8:48 AM CST up reply actions
?
hello, ahmad-heads.
The cotton eye joe sucks, period.
I mispelled borbon’s name….sorry i’m not perfect.
I clearly implied that crush and smoak split time between dh and 1b meaning BOTH will be in the line up but one will be the 1b and one will be the dh on any given night. common sense, homie ;]
edgy and hip does not mean anti kids. it just means less redneck and boring and more 2010? for example, have a stand up comedy act between innings. have people shoot t-shirts into the crowd on a regular base. give away free nachos and hotdogs to fans sitting in certain sections.
i am not a troll and i don’t whine when attaccked. I usually laugh it off because most of you have your heads so far up your asses that it’s quite funny when you attack me. you give me the fuel to my fire.
I AM THE WORLDS NUMBER 1 TEXAS RANGERS FAN!!!
Free Palestine!
Lisa Lampanelli would be great for the kids.
I’m on board, the tension would be great.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
So would Paula Poundstone
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
Oh I've got it.
We’ll have orange do a stand-up bit while oc shows off his signed block of “cheeeeeeeze”.
Did you capitalize your J recently? Or am I just noticing that? I’m not a stalker like the 11th grader is for Adam or anything.
"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.
Nah, it's always been capatalized.
Now that you mention it though I have considered emailing the powers-that-be at SBN and asking them to change my username though. Something shorter like “LS Jon” or “JonP”.
Morality you can fake. Fun you either have or you don't.
Better make sure you don't lose your post counts.
I mean, with all that hard work you put in. What was it, 23 posts a day everyday on average? heh
"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.
Heh, yeah
Well, Gdawg and zywica (now Brett Perryman) have had theirs altered, and I believe their post count is intact.
Morality you can fake. Fun you either have or you don't.
what did gdawg get his changed to?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
He dropped a 1
Used to be Gdawg1, now he’s just Gdawg.
Morality you can fake. Fun you either have or you don't.
by LSJ on Feb 5, 2010 7:42 PM CST up reply actions
who do you email to change names?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Feb 5, 2010 8:52 PM CST up reply actions
Email me.
I’ll call you all kinds of names if you like.
Freude, schoener Goetterfunken,
Tochter aus Elysium,
Wir betreten feuertrunken,
Himmlische dein Heiligtum.
Only if you do it in German.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Feb 7, 2010 9:19 AM CST up reply actions
Well, that's the part I have no idea about.
The central SBN hub, I guess. Don’t know what that is though. Been meaning to ask Brett or Gdawg.
Morality you can fake. Fun you either have or you don't.
by LSJ on Feb 5, 2010 9:00 PM CST up reply actions
The 'A' is giving you away,
Isn’t it?
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
lol
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Feb 7, 2010 9:17 AM CST up reply actions
how about
Dave Chappelle? I love his act!
Why has this fan post not been REC yet?! come on people! get on the bubble. I think the Rangers should hire me to do PR for them and advertise their product. I guarantee I can put butts in seats and make the fan experience a great one! Are you listening Mr. Chuck Morgan?
Free Palestine!
We can't seem to find the "rec" button.
Kind of like how you can’t find the “reply” button.
"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.
Dave Chappelle standup between innings
Umm, you do realize this is a baseball venue, not an entertainment pavilion?
"Dying ain't hard. It’s living in the wake of a thorough public humiliation that’s hard.--JDT217
Internet greatness http://www.lonestarball.com/2009/11/10/1125340/will-carroll-calls-out-josey-wales
eh
I do things my way here. if you don’t like it…you can get in line.
LSB’S MOST HATED!!! :]
Free Palestine!
lonestarjon
is that your birth name? do you introduce yourself at parties as “lone star jon” something wierd about you that i can’t quite put my finger on. Your mom used to drink when she was carrying you, right? or was your dad a monkey at the local zoo? Do you cry yourself to sleep every night wishing you were some where/ some one else? I think you need to see a doctor for your problems because I’m a tad but worried about you. You reply to everyones post on here. Do you ever get OFF the computer and go outside or are you and the sun enemies? get well soon, jon. We’re all pulling for ya, sport!
Free Palestine!
well there's the problem right there...
stop being “a tad but,” who worries about peole
You hear about the "Electric Arms", they're all the rage.
by sunlegend54 on Feb 5, 2010 1:09 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
sometimes i wish the jersey shore was on more.
….at then, the people who watch it would be in front of their television instead of out in the world increasing the general level of stupidity.
"Anyone that isn't pro-choice never met you" ~Brian Thomas on Seth...
oh and...
since when did shooting tshirts into the crowd equal “hip and edgy”… they added the ball girls and do, in fact, throw tshirts to the crowd…
"Anyone that isn't pro-choice never met you" ~Brian Thomas on Seth...
this thread in a nutshell
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Feb 5, 2010 11:13 PM CST up reply actions
Many of your posts
lately have been cock tales.
Freude, schoener Goetterfunken,
Tochter aus Elysium,
Wir betreten feuertrunken,
Himmlische dein Heiligtum.
This thread makes Baby Jesus cry
in his infant wisdom
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
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