People in my Keeper Fantasy League (and those interested in joining)
I sent out a league email, but will go ahead and post this here. Sorry for bumping down key offseason fan posts.
please remember to set your keepers.
no date for a draft yet, but we will definitely have a league!
if you are interested in coming back, email me. plz make sure i know your lonestarball ID and your league name.
if you are not interested in staying in the league, please let me know so i can get a replacement owner.
if i cannot get ahold of you by 1 week before the draft i will probably reassign your team.
please remember to set your keepers.
any questions, let me know.
to email league just like me.
if you don't want to email the entire league my email address for the league is:
Pumpkin-Jones@excite.com
please make sure to put something like "espn keeper" in the title so i don't trash the email.
and for those that forget, the standings from last year:
| 1st | Team Aimone | 98 |
| 2nd | jetstream jenny's | 87 |
| 3rd | Team Gossamer | 83 |
| 4th | Aggieland Rangers | 79.5 |
| 5th | Team Ruth | 74 |
| 6th | Team Runyon | 64 |
| 7th | Team Lan | 53 |
| 8th | Team Pausch | 45 |
| 9th | Sweet Sassy Molassey | 40 |
| 10th | Salmonella Whistleblowers | 36.5 |
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If
you don’t play with Dirkatron you ain’t livin’
Unless his team collapses in catastrophic fashion.
In which case he disappears mysteriously.
I did get your email
but those system mails don’t let you reply to them and i didnt have your address
To answer your question … A lot.
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
you should be able
to email league just like me.
if you don’t want to email the entire league my email address for the league is:
please make sure to put something like “espn keeper” in the title so i don’t trash the email.
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
Didnt mean to threadjack... we're in year 3 of another league
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
Oh, shit... I haven't thought about that league in forever...
I’m assuming you won, right?
You were pretty much raping my face when my shit went down.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
by thedirkatron on Feb 10, 2010 6:57 AM CST up reply actions
Shit, shit, shit... I can't remember my fucking ESPN password.
Are we still doing the league again next year?
Is the deadline for trading over?
I think I need to make a fucking trade cause I have like 7 keeper worthy dudes or whatever.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
by thedirkatron on Feb 10, 2010 6:59 AM CST up reply actions
I emailed our fearless leader about the keeper deadline
the 2010 site isnt up yet, so we are in limbo
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
i haven't gotten your email yet
for right now the deadline for setting keeper picks is
Wednesday, Mar. 10, 2010 at 5:00 PM ET
haven’t set a draft date. if anybody has any suggestions lemme know
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
We need to hook up on more trades this year
We need to not always make hard work out of sex- Rick Carlisle.
you two are kings of the blockbuster trade
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
Do you still have my boy, Rentzington? When are you gonna trade him to me?
If I could see our team right now I’d totally be offering you mad crazy deals right now…
The 40 Trumps All!!!
by thedirkatron on Feb 10, 2010 10:54 AM CST up reply actions
i think
espn may be able to email you your password if you forgot.
if that doesn’t work, i can re-asign your team to you, you’d just need to make another espn account.
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
Wait, are you talking about the same league?
Thought Troy was the commish of the AL only league?
by LiamP on Feb 10, 2010 9:48 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
guess not
i just assumed they were talking about the MLB league
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
Different league
Dirk, Rentz, Liamp, sprite, myself, and four others are in a AL only Keeper league run by Troy. This will be year 3 if we keep it together. I’m hoping we do because I like the league.
trades are totally doable right now
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
trades
is it possible to trade for draft picks? Is draft order random or in reverse standings?
Go Rice Owls!
right now it's set at random.
last year i originally wanted to do it like this:
FINISH DRAFT POSITION
5th 1st
6th 2nd
7th 3rd
8th 4th
9th 5th
10th 6th
4th 7th
3rd 8th
2nd 9th
1st 10th
but it was just thrown out there. i think it needs to be random though, people would complain about it being unfair. random is completely fair.
if you wanna trade draft picks, both parties would have to come to an agreement and tell me ahead of time. it’s kinda complicated.
example:
team A wants an extra 2nd round draft pick
team B will trade his 2nd round draft pick for team a’s 3rd and 4th round draft pick.
the end trade would end up looking like this:
team a gets team b’s 2nd round draft pick and last round draft pick
team b gets team a’s 3rd and 4th round draft pick
just tell the other team who to draft and trade the picks after the draft. commish would make the swaps immediate (i think i have that power, i do in yahoo)
of course this example is a lot easier with an offline draft, but those are TOO hard to do with people all over the country, and would take weeks to do (days if we are lucky)
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
Check my team
I might be interested in some upgrades overall for a top end guy sent to you.
I got my password set up but when I go to the league my team won't show up.
All I get is this message:
Your League Manager has not finished setting up your league.
You can email your League Manager or return later.
But iirc my team has Youklis, Granderson, ARod, Papelbon, Joakim Soria, Nathan, Nelly Cruz, and Mike Young as possible keepers.
I’d be more than willing to trade anyone but ARod and Granderson for better keepers. (Though I do wanna keep at least two closers.)
Youkilis + Papelbon for a stud make sense for anyone?
The 40 Trumps All!!!
by thedirkatron on Feb 10, 2010 10:52 AM CST up reply actions
Leagues just opened up last night
Give Troy some time.
Carpetbomb his email anyway though.
by LiamP on Feb 10, 2010 10:59 AM CST via mobile up reply actions
did they?
I just had the thought last night about when to lock our keepers and tried this morning and coulnt.
didn’t know leagues werent open…oops
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
We're back!
Thanks for the heads up guys. I’ve been pretty busy with work and a new girlfriend lately, but I can still handle comish duties. I’ll send out some emails asking everyone to confirm that they’re coming back, as well as some info on trades and keepers.
Basically the same rules as last year, trades are free game before the keeper deadline. You’re not allowed to just add new AL players that are on FA now. You are required to use all 5 keeper slots.
This is the year of the texas leaguer bitches.
Go Rangers! Go Cowboys! Go FSU!
Scoring question...
Never been a commish so I really don’t know all the options.
But after looking at your league standings I noticed that OPS and QS were both scoring options, am I seeing this correctly? Any other type of options besides the standard surface stats?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Feb 9, 2010 6:05 PM CST reply actions
other options available
that we don’t use?
ob%
slg%
total bases
k (for hitters)
ab
xbh
sacrifices
runs created
caught stealing
game winning rbi
pitches per plate appearance
ob% against
losses
holds
hr allowed
batters faced
hit batsman
blown saves
save %
blablabla
tons of cats we don’t use but have available
i’ve been in leagues where we had fielding %, xbh, assists, sac, hbp, double plays turned, put outs, grand slams, etc…and those were NO FUN at all.
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
I am in
and looking for a better finish than last year!
by theotherdierkindallas on Feb 9, 2010 6:35 PM CST reply actions
I'd be happy to jump in if you need a replacement gossamer.
Let me know if you do.
"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin
i finally created the league trophy
congrats to JBImaknee
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
I'm not in this league
But the phrase “sweet sassy molassey” always cracks me up. One of the funniest things Ray Romano’s ever done.
"Jesus, Spanish- first our jobs, now our words?"
-- Sterling Archer
i like his new show
i’m not that age and won’t be for about 12 years, but i’ve had some of those conversations
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers
draft and keeper date
i have set a draft date and time. if there is a problem lemme know and i can change the date. weekends are best for me, but most don’t like that so i made it a monday.
draft date:
WED MAR 24th 6:45
keeper date was set for 10 days before draft instead of my original plan of 1 week. i did this so i can get a replacement in enough time. and locking keepers let other plan for the draft better. SO FAR ONLY 3 HAVE SET THEIR KEEPERS. you can change your keepers up until the deadline. setting them up lets me know for sure you are interested. please at least do a prelim set up.
keeper lock date:
MARCH 15
" This is the inning that propels us to the playoffs. Mark it down."
- Rohn Warshington on Jul 27, 2009 9:19 PM EDT
5th inning against the Tigers

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