Eff fanshots, this is the greatst video in the history of North Texas sports...
by rangerdanger on Mar 10, 2010 12:01 PM CST
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PrintThis could be the greatest thing I have ever seen. So much hilariousness, so awful, but yet so wonderful. I don't know what the hell it has to do with the Super Bowl, but this video is sheer, unadulterated, gold. GOLD I tell you!
Who is your favorite? There's a poll below, although I think Romo is clearly the best. And can someone please tell Ian he needs to lose some weight?
*UPDATE*
I was thinking, this is basically a collection of the biggest names in North Texas sports alive today. Who's not in here singing This Kiss that should be? Who would you add? The two missing that jump to my mind are Troy Aikman and Modano. I'm sure they were probably asked but just couldn't/wouldn't for whatever reason. Personally, and I admit, I am biased, I think Mike Rhyner should be in here. I think he (and his brainchild) has changed the face of the DFW sports landscape. At the very least he's way more influential than Scott Murray.
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Roger Staubach
He is just too dignified for this. Arghhhh.
"When you play happy, good things will happen"-Elvis Andrus
i'm too lazy to copy and paste
learn how to link
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Fair enough.
Fixed. Sorry.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Mar 10, 2010 12:16 PM CST up reply actions
Romo just looked way to happy to be doing that.
In the interest of quicker games Ron should just tell the ump he's pulling the Feliz card and the ump should rule the inning over.--Sherman McCoy on Sept. 4, 2009
In his defense, you are a retarded cuntbag by LiamP on Mar 4, 2010
voted for Staubach
but the Michael Young cough is pretty good. IKy (Kinsler) does look a little preggers.
Older guy
singing with his wife. It’s hard to tell but was that Bob Lilly?
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
I think that's Mike Moncrief
Mayor of Fort Worth
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
I think you're right
It looks like him.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
I know you're wrong
"Support the Dutch Oven"
by RangerFloppy on Mar 10, 2010 3:25 PM CST up reply actions
Damn!
That was the debut of my Rick Arnett impression. I thought I nailed it.
by Anonymous New Guy on Mar 10, 2010 3:33 PM CST up reply actions
You did. It was dead on.
I’m not sure he knew it was a drop.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Mar 10, 2010 4:30 PM CST up reply actions
No, that would be the other spare.
Rick Arnett actually is the voice of reason in that duo. It’s the other guy that’s the dumb ass.
"If this video was an ice cream flavor, it'd be pralines and dick." Clark
re: Matthew Wilder-Break My Stride, 4/17/09
yeppers
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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And for those who think Nolan Ryan can do no wrong...
…he agreed to participate in this and apparently took some bright person’s direction to carry on like an extra from “Glee”
I have no objection to man walking on the moon.
I thought he was funny
At one point he rolls his eyes.
"You promised me, Eckstein, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life, there have only been one set of prints in the sand. Why, when I have needed you most, have you not been there for me?" David Eckstein replied, "Because my little legs had gotten tired, and you were carrying me." And I looked down and saw that I was still carrying David Eckstein.
Then he grounded out weakly to second.
Romo and Dirk can actually sing.
Emmitt wasn’t bad either. Though Jerry was hilarious
"Hell's frozen over, Pigs are flying! The Saints have won the Super Bowl"
No they can't.
"Ok, post your favorite moment of the Tom Hicks era
Mine is today when he sold the team." - t ball
Romo, really?
no, really?
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
Should have known you were one of the recommenders
"I don’t know how these SN blog authors get their gigs, but I’m frankly surprised SN tolerates AJM’s lack of effort." Tex34
Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...
by Brian Thomas on Mar 10, 2010 6:13 PM CST up reply actions
What?
"I don’t know how these SN blog authors get their gigs, but I’m frankly surprised SN tolerates AJM’s lack of effort." Tex34
Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...
by Brian Thomas on Mar 11, 2010 10:53 AM CST up reply actions
By the way
I love Dirk. Eff all this about Paul Pierce this and that, i know i wanted him during that draft class…But Dirk is the best thing ever to happen to the Mavericks. Great player, clutch player…should have a ring; what a mothaEffin beast…
"Clearly, I've been wrong. VY is awesome." - AJM
is Dirk the greatest
athlete currently playing a sport in the DFW? I don’t think any of the other teams have a top 10 player in the league playing for them, the only one you could argue is D’Ware and he had a down season
by blueballlefty on Mar 10, 2010 2:29 PM CST up reply actions
FFace would like to have a word with you.
JUST KIDDING!!!
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
That. Was. Horrible.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
by slc ranger on Mar 10, 2010 2:33 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
dirk
awesome.
i only hope they play this at a mavs game in the near future.
i would love to see dirk’s entire version of this song lol
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
When Jerry Jones...
popped up, I screamed.
That man is a horror. He has been built to scare children.
by ghostofErikThompson on Mar 10, 2010 2:43 PM CST reply actions
Was that
Greg, the Hammered, Williams in the TCU hat?
"I don't condone steroids or any other type of growth hormones or anything else, but I could care less, and, for the most part, I don't think the fans give a (bleep). The people that care about it are the people that probably don't like baseball," - Jim Leyland
i hope you're not serious and are just being sarcastic
Greatest Inventions Ever? 1. TiVO, 2. Boobs, 3. Baseball
I read this in a robot voice for some reason
"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Mar 10, 2010 4:57 PM CST up reply actions
Ha!
One of my other friends said the exact same thing when she saw Patterson in this video.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Mar 10, 2010 4:31 PM CST up reply actions
Unfortunately, there isn't a
Goddamn one of them that can sing. That’s the most embarrassing thing imaginable – For them, not me. When they rolled out Biker Jacket Jerry, I about shit my pants in terror.
"If this video was an ice cream flavor, it'd be pralines and dick." Clark
re: Matthew Wilder-Break My Stride, 4/17/09
What the fuck was even remotely good about that stupidity?
Extremely shitty song ineptly sung by a calvacade of mostly has beens and B-listers. Not interesting, not funny, not melodious, not noteworthy, not clever.
But awwww. Tony and Dirk and Michael are kareokifying for us hoi polloi. How incredibly cute. And it’s so hilarious, because, you know, they can’t sing. Ah ha ha. Hilarity!!
And Scott Murray? Oooh. That had to be a hard get.
Unless you are 7 years old, kindly refrain from recommending anything here on LSB again.
Disclaimer: this post is not a personal attack on anyone.
"I don’t know how these SN blog authors get their gigs, but I’m frankly surprised SN tolerates AJM’s lack of effort." Tex34
Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...
by Brian Thomas on Mar 10, 2010 6:08 PM CST reply actions 7 recs
x
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Mar 10, 2010 7:12 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
I think you need to email some more writers about Colby Lewis' contract.
"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan
by Dirk Diggler on Mar 11, 2010 7:32 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Always good to know what you think.
But EG answered the question so no need to email more. And hey, I admit it, you were right, should have trusted his Digglerness.
Somebody had to say it.
And you’ve said it well.
Morality you can fake. Fun you either have or you don't.
ah, it's criminal
Dirk was funny
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Lighten up, Francis.
"Ok, post your favorite moment of the Tom Hicks era
Mine is today when he sold the team." - t ball
hmm.. don't know what to think about that
For some reason MY appearing in the mid surprised me. Dirk and Romo were the most entertaining.
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Dirk and Romo were entertaining
Though Tony was horribly off-key, and that unnerved me. Jerry was probably the worst.
Jerry Jones is a Nazgul
Freude, schoener Goetterfunken,
Tochter aus Elysium,
Wir betreten feuertrunken,
Himmlische dein Heiligtum.
by t ball on Mar 10, 2010 9:14 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
That may be the best fictional comparison for JJ I've ever heard.
Rec.
"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin
by utlonghorn24 on Mar 12, 2010 6:04 PM CST up reply actions
That was funny
and I believe ole’ BT up there needs to have Too Legit to quit pull the plug out of his ass.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
by TxStCa on Mar 10, 2010 9:45 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Ian was pretty terrible
but I have to go with Dirk. I laughed aloud every single time Dirk appeared in this.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Romo stole the show
I think I might just get a mancrush on Romo after this.
Pretty good song, love me some Taylor Swift.
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