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3/11/10 Exhibition Game Day Thread

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I always wanted hair like Vinny Castilla.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 11, 2010 2:02 PM CST reply actions  

Hook us up Shroom!!!!

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 11, 2010 2:04 PM CST reply actions  

no radio

Last game w/no audio or video until March 30th. Grit your teeth and power thru it.

by shroomer on Mar 11, 2010 2:10 PM CST up reply actions  

grrr

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 11, 2010 2:11 PM CST up reply actions  

damn.

She say she are the manager.

by rockin_rangers on Mar 11, 2010 2:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Dangit

That’s why I popped into the GDT to find the super-secret radio feed.

"You promised me, Eckstein, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life, there have only been one set of prints in the sand. Why, when I have needed you most, have you not been there for me?" David Eckstein replied, "Because my little legs had gotten tired, and you were carrying me." And I looked down and saw that I was still carrying David Eckstein.

Then he grounded out weakly to second.

by WyoRanger on Mar 11, 2010 2:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Facey Face.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 11, 2010 2:14 PM CST reply actions  

Hamilton’s picture looks like he went on a 3-month Little Debbie bender.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 11, 2010 2:16 PM CST reply actions  

8 regulars made the 2 hour trip to Tuscon

that is surprising

Vladimir Guererro - 2010 AL MVP

by RangerMad on Mar 11, 2010 2:17 PM CST reply actions  

windows tip to maximize your gameday enjoyment

1 – click on “gameday mini” on the gameday page
2 – left-click on the gameday mini tab on the bottom toolbar
3 – cntrl-right-click on the GDT tab on the bottom toolbar and select ‘vertical’
4 – grab the center border and tug it to the left until it butts up against the gameday mini
5 – GDT your heart out while never losing sight of the action on gameday

by shroomer on Mar 11, 2010 2:18 PM CST reply actions  

CJ's on 103.3 right now

kind of interesting…..

Baseball announcer utters expletive on TV broadcast to describe Hideki Irabu’s ineptitude – network gets zero complaints

by TomLovesHideki on Mar 11, 2010 2:18 PM CST reply actions  

summarize!

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 11, 2010 2:18 PM CST up reply actions  

CJ went to JD & Thad last year and basically asked them straight up if he did a great job setting up would they give him a legit shot to start. They said he’s so valuable in his role that he would have to be “head and shoulders” above the competition for 5 spot. Describes it a “a really small nook” he could slot into.

Baseball announcer utters expletive on TV broadcast to describe Hideki Irabu’s ineptitude – network gets zero complaints

by TomLovesHideki on Mar 11, 2010 2:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Also tried to spin his comments about how pitchers don't want to come here

talked about how that was historically and now with such a great infield, everyone wants to be a starting pitcher. it was actually a compliment. apparently.

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Mar 11, 2010 2:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Pretty good spin

I buy it.

"You promised me, Eckstein, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life, there have only been one set of prints in the sand. Why, when I have needed you most, have you not been there for me?" David Eckstein replied, "Because my little legs had gotten tired, and you were carrying me." And I looked down and saw that I was still carrying David Eckstein.

Then he grounded out weakly to second.

by WyoRanger on Mar 11, 2010 2:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Cruz!

"They’ve taken the Illini to the woodshed."
-Steve Lavin on Mizzou v. Illinois

by Jason Brynsvold on Mar 11, 2010 2:22 PM CST reply actions  

Get out the holy water and genuflect,

JD on next with Ben & Skin.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Mar 11, 2010 2:22 PM CST reply actions  

OK...

…that was kind of funny. Would you recommend I place my FIP-xFIP-tRA-SIERA-wOBA-wRC altar higher or lower than my JD altar?

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Mar 11, 2010 3:49 PM CST up reply actions  

aandro Chris Davis’ monster went just to the right of the 405 sign and had some room left on it.

by shroomer on Mar 11, 2010 2:22 PM CST reply actions  

POWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOW

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 11, 2010 2:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Davis!

OH BABY!

"They’ve taken the Illini to the woodshed."
-Steve Lavin on Mizzou v. Illinois

by Jason Brynsvold on Mar 11, 2010 2:23 PM CST reply actions  

Nice!!

4-0…… good guys!!

Is 2010 our year??

by b.pate on Mar 11, 2010 2:23 PM CST reply actions  

TT Boy

now 0-7.

Baseball announcer utters expletive on TV broadcast to describe Hideki Irabu’s ineptitude – network gets zero complaints

by TomLovesHideki on Mar 11, 2010 2:25 PM CST reply actions  

TT does not surprise us....

with getting the 3rd out.

Is 2010 our year??

by b.pate on Mar 11, 2010 2:25 PM CST reply actions  

So what's that

Salty: 3
Teagarden: -5
?

"They’ve taken the Illini to the woodshed."
-Steve Lavin on Mizzou v. Illinois

by Jason Brynsvold on Mar 11, 2010 2:27 PM CST reply actions  

It's sorta down to ...

hoping Salty stays healthy enough to play regularly else we’re royally screwed.

by shroomer on Mar 11, 2010 2:28 PM CST up reply actions  

this is the problem here

I don’t have any faith in Salty’s shoulder

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Mar 11, 2010 2:29 PM CST up reply actions  

yep

i think if max is healthy he might be a better option than teagarden, seeing as how his defense hasn’t been all it was cracked up to be

"They’ve taken the Illini to the woodshed."
-Steve Lavin on Mizzou v. Illinois

by Jason Brynsvold on Mar 11, 2010 2:29 PM CST up reply actions  

already finished...lol

Dicky D don’t mess around.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 11, 2010 2:36 PM CST up reply actions  

dang it scooter

"They’ve taken the Illini to the woodshed."
-Steve Lavin on Mizzou v. Illinois

by Jason Brynsvold on Mar 11, 2010 2:36 PM CST reply actions  

Aaron Cook is a sinker baller, right?

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 11, 2010 2:39 PM CST reply actions  

sounds like scooter got hit pretty good

triple, double, single

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Mar 11, 2010 2:40 PM CST reply actions  

SCOOTER....see ball, bunt ball, trot to first.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 11, 2010 2:41 PM CST reply actions  

rad

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 11, 2010 2:44 PM CST up reply actions  

I want to punch the person running gameday right in the penis.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 11, 2010 2:43 PM CST reply actions  

they have pitch locations on the royals game

i guess the rangers-rockies guy is just being lazy

"They’ve taken the Illini to the woodshed."
-Steve Lavin on Mizzou v. Illinois

by Jason Brynsvold on Mar 11, 2010 2:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Give him a break...

His internet connection sucks.
The girl in front of him is hot, so he’s chatting her up.
Plus, the beer vendor just came by. He had to put the laptop down as he pulled out his wallet. Small delay.

by Oracle Galvez on Mar 11, 2010 2:49 PM CST up reply actions  

feldman strikes out

fouled bunt, missed bunt, missed bunt

and yes, gameday sucks right now

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Mar 11, 2010 2:44 PM CST reply actions  

OT - any of yall coming to Denton Saturday for the free Midlake/Flaming Lips show?

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 11, 2010 2:45 PM CST reply actions  

I live in Denton, I'm so there

It’s going to be a madhouse.

good freakin luck finding a parking spot anywhere in the city limits

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Mar 11, 2010 2:46 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm walking from my house, about a 1.5-2 mile hike.

I was going to work security until I found out that it was free (the wristbands for Sat were sold out in minutes…figured it was the only way I’d be able to check it out.)

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 11, 2010 2:52 PM CST up reply actions  

I bought a wristband for the whole weekend

I’m certainly hoping that gives some kind of advantage over the general admission free people.

But, even if not, it’s going to be an awesome time. I’m totally riding my bike to a friend’s who lives just across university from the fairgrounds and walking over.

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Mar 11, 2010 2:54 PM CST up reply actions  

I think wristbands get first shot at the line from what I understand. But I'm sure a bunch of jackoffs who get in for free will ruin it.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 11, 2010 2:57 PM CST up reply actions  

meh

I’m not mad at them. It’s a mistake the organizers won’t make again.

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Mar 11, 2010 2:59 PM CST up reply actions  

true dis.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 11, 2010 2:59 PM CST up reply actions  

FUCK

had no idea the Flaming Lips were in town this weekend…damn damn damn

still haven’t seen them live…damn damn damn

"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Mar 11, 2010 3:15 PM CST up reply actions  

it's free holmes...or are you going out of town?

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 11, 2010 3:17 PM CST up reply actions  

I guess I figured it would be a full house,

any ideas where I can find a wirstband?

I’m betting the internets have all the answers, but wouldn’t hurt to hear from someone that lives 1.5 miles away…

"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Mar 11, 2010 3:19 PM CST up reply actions  

one days are sold out of course

but you can show up early and get in free and get a good spot, still. It’s a big ass field.

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Mar 11, 2010 3:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Well that's excellent news sir,

I see you’re one with a wristband for the entire weekend, any ideas what time a guy with no wristband could/should show up?

"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Mar 11, 2010 3:25 PM CST up reply actions  

how about this

I’m going to pick up my wristband after work today. Tonight I’ll put up a fanshot with some event info and let you know when they’re scheduled to start

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Mar 11, 2010 3:28 PM CST up reply actions  

fab.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 11, 2010 3:28 PM CST up reply actions  

hellz yeah!

everyone should see this show who can

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Mar 11, 2010 3:31 PM CST up reply actions  

I know you weren't asking me, but I'd prolly show up around 4 or so.

If it’s too packed I’m just going to kick it on Carroll Blvd and listen, may go to the head shop across the street and get me a Che Guevara shirt…..

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 11, 2010 3:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Well you started the conversation

so yeah I was asking you as well. Thanks for the info, not real Denton savvy so I’ll have to roll with the punches. My works firewall sucks of course but I did find this…

“Experts are projecting that between 10,000 and 30,000 fans will make their way into Denton for the free show and grounds open at 3 p.m., show starts at 6 p.m., and it’s all over by 9:30 p.m.”

Thanks again guys!!

"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Mar 11, 2010 3:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Didn't know that info....looks like I'll be there at 3. Thank YOU.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 11, 2010 3:35 PM CST up reply actions  

well that answers that

Maybe i’ll still do a fanshot of the full schedule and suggest some of my favorite bands

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Mar 11, 2010 3:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah...please do.

Outside of Midlake and a couple others I have NO idea on any of these bands.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 11, 2010 3:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Cool

I know the Denton music scene pretty well, but there’s a bunch of really awesome stuff I hadn’t heard until i just started listening in the last week.

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Mar 11, 2010 3:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah definitely wouldn't hurt, gotta be others

that are like myself that had no idea.

"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Mar 11, 2010 3:42 PM CST up reply actions  

where is this show being played?

I can’t imagine a place in Denton that would hold that many people? Near Carroll?

by Black Francis on Mar 11, 2010 3:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Carroll Blvd behind the Kroger....

it’s the “fairgrounds” where they do the rodeo and stuff….big space.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 11, 2010 3:47 PM CST up reply actions  

The North Texas fairgrounds

where Carroll ends and Sherman begins right behind the Kroger. It’s just a big open grass field they’re building a stage on.

And you’re right, it’s still not going to be big enough.

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Mar 11, 2010 3:47 PM CST up reply actions  

people On bikes who take you around...

a taxi bike if you will

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 11, 2010 3:52 PM CST up reply actions  

yep

Good friend of mine helps run it

it’s a free bicycle cab service that covers all the way from TWU to the other side of UNT. The drivers are all Denton hippies who work for tips, pot, hummus, whatever you got. It’s all about building community

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Mar 11, 2010 3:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Well I'll have 2/3 of those tipping powers,

no hummus here.

Trying to figure out where I can park and such, some are saying downtown from what I can tell, and I guess you just have to get lucky and flag these guys down?

"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Mar 11, 2010 3:54 PM CST up reply actions  

yep. i'm sure they'll be busy

just park in the neighborhood across University from Kroger. From there, it’s a 1 mile walk to the Square, Fry Street, or the Fairgrounds.

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Mar 11, 2010 3:57 PM CST up reply actions  

FRY STREET!

/Robot Greggo

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Mar 11, 2010 3:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Very informative,

looking forward to the fanshot later. I would love to know who else is gonna be there.

"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Mar 11, 2010 4:03 PM CST up reply actions  

hopefully the hippies don't each a bunch of beef-a-reeno

It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin

by txranger7 on Mar 11, 2010 4:03 PM CST up reply actions  

solid seinfeld reference

Trivia: What was the name of the horse?

NO CHEATING!

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Mar 11, 2010 4:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Rusty.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 11, 2010 4:06 PM CST up reply actions  

well done, sir

I award you 7 Schrute bucks

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Mar 11, 2010 4:06 PM CST up reply actions  

The same ratio of

leprechauns to unicorns

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Mar 11, 2010 4:09 PM CST up reply actions  

NX35 is this weekend...they are the headliners.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 11, 2010 2:53 PM CST up reply actions  

shroomer?

If so, full report on LSB’s desk Monday morning.

Go Strangers.

by hightowersmith on Mar 11, 2010 2:47 PM CST up reply actions  

NT fairgrounds

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Mar 11, 2010 2:54 PM CST up reply actions  

behind the Kroger..lol

http://www.nx35.com/

NX35: A Whole Lotta Beard

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 11, 2010 2:56 PM CST up reply actions  

right between the Kroger, the Rodeo arena, and the Bingo hall.

biggest show coming to town

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Mar 11, 2010 2:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Love it.

I need to go to the rodeo, haven’t been since I was like 7 or 8, may take my boy in a few years.

I read somewhere they were expecting between 10-30k for this show.

Denton’s infrastructure will crumble.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 11, 2010 2:59 PM CST up reply actions  

I can not WAIT to see sleepy little Denton upturned by this

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Mar 11, 2010 3:00 PM CST up reply actions  

yeah

I don’t think I could handle the standing around for 5 hours waiting for the Lips to finally appear on a stage 200 yards away. probably pass on this – oh to be 22 yrs-old-again

by shroomer on Mar 11, 2010 3:03 PM CST up reply actions  

Come on Pops, I'm 34...

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 11, 2010 3:04 PM CST up reply actions  

haha

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 11, 2010 3:08 PM CST up reply actions  

nah

They used to have Fry St. Fair and more people than that turned out I would think.

by Black Francis on Mar 11, 2010 3:47 PM CST up reply actions  

I don't remember there being that many for the Fry St. Fair...

…but of all the ones I’ve been to I don’t remember actually being there…so perhaps you’re right.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 11, 2010 3:50 PM CST up reply actions  

burbon strikes out

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Mar 11, 2010 2:47 PM CST reply actions  

*borbon*

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Mar 11, 2010 2:47 PM CST up reply actions  

It's Bourbon

And yes, I’d love one.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Mar 11, 2010 2:49 PM CST up reply actions  

I must have had some myself.

Gameday’s got it misspelled

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Mar 11, 2010 2:50 PM CST up reply actions  

The names have been changed to protect the fun

These are their stories.

Du, du, duh*

*Law and Order

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Mar 11, 2010 2:52 PM CST up reply actions  

MY BB

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Mar 11, 2010 2:49 PM CST reply actions  

Kins pops to SS, inning over

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Mar 11, 2010 2:52 PM CST reply actions  

top half, anyway

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Mar 11, 2010 2:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Kins poppin' out.

There’s something new.

"The way to see by faith is to shut the eye of reason." - Benjamin Franklin

by JBP on Mar 11, 2010 2:56 PM CST up reply actions  

can't explain it...

but i just don’t like Ryan Spilborghs.

by jcAustin on Mar 11, 2010 2:53 PM CST reply actions  

Feldy with a K and a BB

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Mar 11, 2010 2:58 PM CST reply actions  

sac bunt, walk

runners on 1st and 2nd two outs

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Mar 11, 2010 3:01 PM CST up reply actions  

JP
Michael Main: Carrying a little extra weight, but he didn’t look slow in fielding drills and his pen was solid. He was leaving the ball up in the zone and his secs didn’t look super sharp, but his FB had some zip and his mechanics were smooth.

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Mar 11, 2010 3:02 PM CST reply actions  

.
LHP Martin Perez: Hit all of his spots today. I’ll let you know when he does anything less than spectacular.

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Mar 11, 2010 3:03 PM CST up reply actions  

here

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Mar 11, 2010 3:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh!

El Magico is at ST, I forgot ;)

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Mar 11, 2010 3:08 PM CST up reply actions  

That's pretty chuckle-worthy.

Chuckle-y?

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Mar 11, 2010 3:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Young has to double down the line first

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Mar 11, 2010 3:04 PM CST up reply actions  

scratch this

fucking gameday

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Mar 11, 2010 3:05 PM CST up reply actions  

OT: Mariners Commercials

I think the M’s may not be doing their awesome commercials anymore, because all the ads during the Pac 10 tournament suck. No humor whatsoever, just a bunch of sappy stuff about “We Believe!”

Including one talking about Suzuki and Figgins being the best 1-2 in baseball history.

by philkid3 on Mar 11, 2010 3:04 PM CST reply actions  

hammy reaches on throwing error

2 on, nobody out

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Mar 11, 2010 3:08 PM CST reply actions  

check that, cruz

no wonder i lost my play by play job

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Mar 11, 2010 3:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Awesome
@TGSteggall3: A year ago I was fielding GB’s at UTA, today i was throwing a bullpen in front of Nolan Ryan!

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Mar 11, 2010 3:10 PM CST reply actions  

infield single for CD?

doesn’t count

"They’ve taken the Illini to the woodshed."
-Steve Lavin on Mizzou v. Illinois

by Jason Brynsvold on Mar 11, 2010 3:11 PM CST reply actions  

Davis singles

bases jammed with no outs

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Mar 11, 2010 3:11 PM CST reply actions  

here comes a triple play from TT

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 11, 2010 3:12 PM CST up reply actions  

first hit of the spring, calling it

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Mar 11, 2010 3:13 PM CST up reply actions  

nice one.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 11, 2010 3:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Yay TT.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 11, 2010 3:13 PM CST up reply actions  

it doesn't count

Greatest Inventions Ever? 1. TiVO, 2. Boobs, 3. Baseball

by willamos2 on Mar 11, 2010 3:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Tea!

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Mar 11, 2010 3:13 PM CST reply actions  

TT!

2 run double!!!

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Mar 11, 2010 3:13 PM CST reply actions  

Tea party!!

I like this kinda party!!

Is 2010 our year??

by b.pate on Mar 11, 2010 3:14 PM CST reply actions  

Bourbon drives in Davis and Tea

8-2

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Mar 11, 2010 3:18 PM CST reply actions  

Juliooooo!

RBI single.

"The way to see by faith is to shut the eye of reason." - Benjamin Franklin

by JBP on Mar 11, 2010 3:18 PM CST reply actions  

MY RBI 2B!

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Mar 11, 2010 3:20 PM CST reply actions  

30.

"The way to see by faith is to shut the eye of reason." - Benjamin Franklin

by JBP on Mar 11, 2010 3:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Man

eff spring training gameday.

"The way to see by faith is to shut the eye of reason." - Benjamin Franklin

by JBP on Mar 11, 2010 3:22 PM CST up reply actions  

gah!

it just skipped from MY’s double to a Scooter K!

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Mar 11, 2010 3:25 PM CST up reply actions  

bet he's done

we treated the Cook rudely.

by jcAustin on Mar 11, 2010 3:21 PM CST up reply actions  

FACE!

RBI double!

"The way to see by faith is to shut the eye of reason." - Benjamin Franklin

by JBP on Mar 11, 2010 3:20 PM CST reply actions  

dang

how many pitches has Cook thrown?

Vladimir Guererro - 2010 AL MVP

by RangerMad on Mar 11, 2010 3:20 PM CST reply actions  

Just got to my computer from work,

today’s box score looks tasty so far.

"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Mar 11, 2010 3:22 PM CST reply actions  

Nice
Pitcher of the day: RHP Wilfredo Boscan. He is carrying more muscle on his 6’2" frame and had a great pen. His arm action is incredibly fast, and his FB had velo and life. He was hitting his spots with his CU (a future plus pitch, if it isn’t already) and his curve was showing some depth. He looked good.

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Mar 11, 2010 3:22 PM CST reply actions  

That made me giggle like a sexy school girl

Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law

Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

by Keynes on Mar 11, 2010 3:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Grrrr

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Mar 11, 2010 3:41 PM CST up reply actions  

On my boi Chad Bell:
Bell looks to have potential for three average to slightly above-average pitches. He’s in a BP group with LHP Edwin Escobar, LHP Winston Marquez, and RHP Braden Tullis, so I didn’t have a chance to focus on him today. I’ll get a good look at him when minor league games start.

"There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked." --Muhammad Ali

by coolaid on Mar 11, 2010 3:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Just from the Gameday thing

Borbon doesn’t sound like a very good CFer

She say she are the manager.

by rockin_rangers on Mar 11, 2010 3:26 PM CST reply actions  

shhhh

"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Mar 11, 2010 3:27 PM CST up reply actions  

It never says over CF.... always at CF....

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Mar 11, 2010 3:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Rapada in for Feldy

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Mar 11, 2010 3:29 PM CST reply actions  

aandro Clay Rapada was death to left Ian Stewart. The sidearmer made him look silly.

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Mar 11, 2010 3:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Ks stewart on three pitches

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Mar 11, 2010 3:32 PM CST up reply actions  

pondering ?

Would you rather have the #2 catcher on your depth chart the back up C or playing regularly in AAA?

Vladimir Guererro - 2010 AL MVP

by RangerMad on Mar 11, 2010 3:33 PM CST reply actions  

backup

just in case…

She say she are the manager.

by rockin_rangers on Mar 11, 2010 3:35 PM CST up reply actions  

that's cheating
One opposite field Hambone homer coming right up
by tyd3311 on Mar 11, 2010 1:03 PM PST

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Mar 11, 2010 3:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Line on Feldman:

2.1 ip, 5 hits, 3 ER, 2 BB, 3k

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Mar 11, 2010 3:34 PM CST reply actions  

x
Pressure Pen of the Day: Extra man in the group 5 pen rotation, RHP Randol Rojas was forced to throw a solo session with Nolan Ryan looking on. Rojas showed poise and stuff, pounding the bottom-half of the zone with his FB and showing some feel for the off-speed stuff. Smallish frame, but pitchability and stuff will make him an interesting arm to keep tabs on.

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Mar 11, 2010 3:35 PM CST reply actions  

...

And Rojas was thinking “Why is this old man hanging around here and watching me pitch?”

Vladimir Guererro - 2010 AL MVP

by RangerMad on Mar 11, 2010 3:37 PM CST up reply actions  

He was the DSL pitcher of the year last year

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Mar 11, 2010 3:38 PM CST up reply actions  

getcha nuther one, TT...

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Mar 11, 2010 3:42 PM CST up reply actions  

3 called strikes.

nice.

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Mar 11, 2010 3:43 PM CST up reply actions  

We've already established

that the GD pitch tracker is incorrect right?

"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington

by FirebatM3 on Mar 11, 2010 3:43 PM CST up reply actions  

So this guy is just hardheaded?

"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington

by FirebatM3 on Mar 11, 2010 3:50 PM CST up reply actions  

probably just stupid

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Mar 11, 2010 3:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Interesting

Sure is nice to constantly have pitching prospects popping up. Do you know his age?

by Drew062682 on Mar 11, 2010 3:42 PM CST reply actions  

18 or 19

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Mar 11, 2010 3:46 PM CST up reply actions  

He's 19

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Mar 11, 2010 3:47 PM CST up reply actions  

My gameday has melted down and won't reload, fiddlesticks.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 11, 2010 3:45 PM CST reply actions  

I'm using stronger words

SHUCKS!

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Mar 11, 2010 3:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Dagnabbit!

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Mar 11, 2010 3:52 PM CST up reply actions  

.so a HR

and 2 infield singles by Davis?

Vladimir Guererro - 2010 AL MVP

by RangerMad on Mar 11, 2010 3:47 PM CST reply actions  

GD says the second one was a line drive single

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Mar 11, 2010 3:49 PM CST up reply actions  

What is this GD you speak of?

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 11, 2010 3:50 PM CST up reply actions  

gameday

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Mar 11, 2010 3:51 PM CST up reply actions  

still not following...

mine ain’t working dangit.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 11, 2010 3:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Andrus 2RBI double

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Mar 11, 2010 3:48 PM CST reply actions  

11-3 in the 4th - don't they sometimes shorten these games if things get out of hand?

I seem to recall that happening. Not that they should call it after 4 just wondering if that’s the case.

"You promised me, Eckstein, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life, there have only been one set of prints in the sand. Why, when I have needed you most, have you not been there for me?" David Eckstein replied, "Because my little legs had gotten tired, and you were carrying me." And I looked down and saw that I was still carrying David Eckstein.

Then he grounded out weakly to second.

by WyoRanger on Mar 11, 2010 3:55 PM CST reply actions  

runs out of pitchers?!

Teams employ Nick Swisher just for that reason

She say she are the manager.

by rockin_rangers on Mar 11, 2010 3:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Not that it matters

Rangers 2-6 hitters are hitting .444 or better. Sweet!

by Andrew in Boston on Mar 11, 2010 3:59 PM CST reply actions  

Lineup

What do you guys think of Kinsler hitting 3rd?

by Heebs on Mar 11, 2010 4:05 PM CST reply actions  

Like it on days when they sub Murphy for Hamilton.

Especially when you consider the speed element. Triple steal ???

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Mar 11, 2010 4:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Nip, Nip, Weiner

With a 1-2-3 inning. Then, someone blew the GD Tracker guy’s brains out—-it is dead.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Mar 11, 2010 4:05 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

GDMF

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Mar 11, 2010 4:06 PM CST up reply actions  

minez been down for about 30 mins.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 11, 2010 4:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep, MY's still up to bat...

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Mar 11, 2010 4:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Trifecta?

Corey Haim
Merlin Olson
GD Tracker Guy

It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin

by txranger7 on Mar 11, 2010 4:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Only if he's the true GD Tracker Guy

And not some ST Temp/Spare.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Mar 11, 2010 4:09 PM CST up reply actions  

good point.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 11, 2010 4:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Haha

nice subthread :)

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Mar 11, 2010 4:12 PM CST up reply actions  

heh...

I assume that was robot greggo good point? If accidental, I don’t want to know…

by bhudson on Mar 11, 2010 4:13 PM CST up reply actions  

or

Corey Haim
Merlin Olson
Big Ben’s career
GD Tracker Guy

"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Mar 11, 2010 4:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Big Ben's career

might be another trifecta completely…

Big Ben
Big Torii
Big…..??

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Mar 11, 2010 4:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Howdy Folks!

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Mar 11, 2010 4:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Hunter's comments will blow over I think

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Mar 11, 2010 4:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Until all the "fake black" pitchers

Start headhunting his ass.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Mar 11, 2010 4:15 PM CST up reply actions  

He apologized already for his "wrong word choice"

It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin

by txranger7 on Mar 11, 2010 4:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Money don't buy you love

But a blow job from a drunk, underaged coed? BooYah!

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Mar 11, 2010 4:13 PM CST up reply actions  

He's going to write a big ass check and it'll go away

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Mar 11, 2010 4:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Hasn't officially happened yet.

If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.

by GhettoBear04 on Mar 11, 2010 4:14 PM CST up reply actions  

semantics

"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Mar 11, 2010 4:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Right now

for a decent salary, I’d go down to Surprise and be GD tracker guy. OK, maybe I’d do it for per diem. :D

Oh my god! What can it be? We're all doomed! Who's flying this thing?
-Wash

by iblum on Mar 11, 2010 4:14 PM CST up reply actions  

seriously. pay my food and fare and I'm so there.

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Mar 11, 2010 4:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Whoa there

Would this include beer money?

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Mar 11, 2010 4:16 PM CST up reply actions  

He said food Rodney,

come on buddy

"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Mar 11, 2010 4:16 PM CST up reply actions  

no, he's got a point

I’d just live on Mickey D’s and drink 40’s.

Wait, how is that any different than the last 7 years of my life?

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Mar 11, 2010 4:18 PM CST up reply actions  

lol

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Mar 11, 2010 4:19 PM CST up reply actions  

I think GD Tracker Guy is on the same diet

He started the game out so well, and then….

It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin

by txranger7 on Mar 11, 2010 4:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Clear! BZZZT

It’s Alive!

GD Tracker Guy is alive.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Mar 11, 2010 4:18 PM CST reply actions  

and we're still winning.....

so that’s good.

Is 2010 our year??

by b.pate on Mar 11, 2010 4:19 PM CST up reply actions  

13-3 now bitchez

:)

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Mar 11, 2010 4:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Good for yall, I'm still down...

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 11, 2010 4:28 PM CST up reply actions  

it's still running pretty rough

This is no way to watch baseball.

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Mar 11, 2010 4:29 PM CST up reply actions  

great game for Chris.

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Mar 11, 2010 4:20 PM CST reply actions  

Davis 4 for 4!

Eat this Josey!!!!!!

Oh my god! What can it be? We're all doomed! Who's flying this thing?
-Wash

by iblum on Mar 11, 2010 4:21 PM CST reply actions  

two solid innings by Nippert

and he got an AB!

Vladimir Guererro - 2010 AL MVP

by RangerMad on Mar 11, 2010 4:26 PM CST reply actions  

Hammy with a double

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Mar 11, 2010 4:28 PM CST reply actions  

OT: Any other UNT alums pumped about our BBall team?

Think we’ll do better than a 15 seed this time?

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Mar 11, 2010 4:39 PM CST reply actions  

I'm thinkin we do

Hopin for a 13….13 playin 4 you have a chance

by groundingout on Mar 11, 2010 4:50 PM CST up reply actions  

hoping to see them get placed in NO or OKC

JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook

by laxtonto on Mar 11, 2010 5:15 PM CST up reply actions  

Im a UNT Graduate

BA in History & Philosophy 1991

Went on to UT Austin for MLIS

I also have a PhD in Educational Philosophy from Central China Normal University in Wuhan.

You’d never know it by my spelling

Just a genius at large

"You can make something fool proof but not damn fool proof"
Dwight Eisenhower

by Cliff Phelps on Mar 11, 2010 8:58 PM CST up reply actions  

why would Arias replace Nippert...

isn’t that a wash?

isn’t that a wash Warsh?

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Mar 11, 2010 4:46 PM CST reply actions  

got a sac fly

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Mar 11, 2010 4:50 PM CST up reply actions  

I'd rather feel good about CD

than ED.

Just sayin.

She say she are the manager.

by rockin_rangers on Mar 11, 2010 4:52 PM CST up reply actions  

even more so than VD.

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Mar 11, 2010 4:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Willie Eyre still pitches for us?

I will be damned….

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Mar 11, 2010 4:52 PM CST reply actions  

out all last season IIRC

until maybe Sept./Oct.

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Mar 11, 2010 4:58 PM CST up reply actions  

15-3?

Didn’t realize t-ball was used in the Majors.

"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Mar 11, 2010 5:01 PM CST reply actions  

Well, this GDT very effectively killed my afternoon at work

I bid my farewell for now. I’ll be back later with that NX35 preview Fanshot

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Mar 11, 2010 5:01 PM CST reply actions  

O'Day to finish it out...

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Mar 11, 2010 5:27 PM CST reply actions  

oop.. cancel that.. Warner M. in.

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Mar 11, 2010 5:28 PM CST up reply actions  

I think he may be chewing on Eddie.

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Mar 11, 2010 5:39 PM CST up reply actions  

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