2010 Community Projections -- Julio Borbon

"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.

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Derek Holland-2011 AL Cy Young

Vladimir Guererro - 2010 AL MVP

"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"

"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

Unbiased. Unprejudiced. Fair.

And That Happened: Sports with a Hint of Sarcasm

"You promised me, Eckstein, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life, there have only been one set of prints in the sand. Why, when I have needed you most, have you not been there for me?" David Eckstein replied, "Because my little legs had gotten tired, and you were carrying me." And I looked down and saw that I was still carrying David Eckstein.

Then he grounded out weakly to second.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

My virtual Texas Rangers Cards

"Anyone that isn't pro-choice never met you" ~Brian Thomas on Seth...

"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington

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Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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"They’ve taken the Illini to the woodshed."
-Steve Lavin on Mizzou v. Illinois

"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"

Oh my god! What can it be? We're all doomed! Who's flying this thing?
-Wash

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

"I don’t know how these SN blog authors get their gigs, but I’m frankly surprised SN tolerates AJM’s lack of effort." Tex34

Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...

Morality you can fake. Fun you either have or you don't.

We need to not always make hard work out of sex- Rick Carlisle.

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

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Fuck Mike Estabrook