Jurickson Profar Picture
by Adam J. Morris on Mar 15, 2010 2:55 PM CDT
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I like this picture. Thanks to Scott Lucas for giving permission to post it here.
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I hope he's getting enough to eat
I have no objection to man walking on the moon.
by Chad Crudup on Mar 15, 2010 3:00 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
That helmet is like the Great Gazoo on him
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
by scoop16 on Mar 15, 2010 3:01 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
Lord Helmet.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 15, 2010 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions
I wonder if that's actually what he's wearing
The minor leaguers are supposed to wear those this season.
Morality you can fake. Fun you either have or you don't.
id rather not die/have concussion problems
and wear the helmet
…ask troy how concussions can end a career
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Mar 15, 2010 4:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Troy claims it wasn't the consussions.
He says it was his degenerative back condition that made him completely immobile that forced him into retirement.
"Ok, post your favorite moment of the Tom Hicks era
Mine is today when he sold the team." - t ball
hmmm
then
…ask brian westbrook? about concussions?
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Mar 15, 2010 5:32 PM CDT up reply actions
They make uniforms in child sizes?
""It was a ball, dude," Davis said. "I don’t swing at balls anymore." -CD
Ho...Lee...Shit...
dude looks like he’s 12.
Over/Under 115 lbs?.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
I'll say push.
Assuming, of course, that he’s soaking wet.
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
Is that the bat boy?
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
We need to get him on them 'roids I keep hearin' about
That, or whey protein, or ham, or something.
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
Bacon, fool.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem - once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit. ~Al Gallagher
by Suicide Prince on Mar 15, 2010 5:38 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Dang
Forgot the subject line. Sorry, guys.
There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem - once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit. ~Al Gallagher
by Suicide Prince on Mar 15, 2010 5:41 PM CDT up reply actions
In another year
the kid getting the autograph will be bigger than he is.
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
That could work.
Great caption.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
No.
It’s way better to just say the whole thing.
Jurickson Profar, Son of Judeska and Chesmond.
"There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked." --Muhammad Ali
Yeah, I think I side with this
For effeciency’s sake, I do like SoJac, but that’s another anagram we’ll have to explain (TORP/BORP, LAIE, LOOGY, TINSTAAP, FOTF, OMFT, AJM, BG/FBG..)
Besides, nothing explains the awesomeness quite like Jurickson, son of Juedska and Chesmond.
Look at the comments under Jeff Wilson's blog post on dallasnews.com. What a bunch of rocket scientists.- Keith Law
Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
You have a solid point,
my lazy fingers may disagree, but it’s still fun to say, Jurickson, son of Juedska and Chesmond.
"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Mar 15, 2010 4:19 PM CDT up reply actions
I fucking hate that people stole BORP and use it that way. It should be BORG or just 4/5. You all suck.
Also don’t forget C1.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
by thedirkatron on Mar 16, 2010 12:21 AM CDT up reply actions
BORG
Is a terrible acronym, because then all the 4/5 guys will assimilate everyone ahead of them in the rotation.
Morality you can fake. Fun you either have or you don't.
Is this a Bjorn Borg reference?
Did he assimilate everyone ahead of him into some sort of a rotation?
Is that he was so good?
I always thought it was the headbands.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
by thedirkatron on Mar 16, 2010 8:39 AM CDT up reply actions
I know. But there's NEVER a bad time for a Bjorn Borg reference.
I often shout it out during sex.
I’m like “Bjorn Borg!!!”
And then he usually turns around and is like, “Yah? What do you want?”
The 40 Trumps All!!!
by thedirkatron on Mar 16, 2010 9:31 AM CDT up reply actions
lol
"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan
by Dirk Diggler on Mar 17, 2010 9:20 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm pretty sure I love that.
Not sure it’ll stick though.
His name is freakin’ Jurickson.
That’s already so sweet I’m not sure he’s nicknameable.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
by thedirkatron on Mar 16, 2010 12:16 AM CDT up reply actions
I agree with this grouping of words.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 16, 2010 8:09 AM CDT up reply actions
I don't know what that means.
So I guess my answer would be… no.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
by thedirkatron on Mar 16, 2010 8:27 AM CDT up reply actions
Fantasy baseball league.. Ranger Boardies FBL B
You were in last year… what’s your email? I’ll forward it to you
I was in an LSB fantasy league last year...? Hmmm... I don't remember such a thing.
I bet if I was it’s on my Yahoo account I never check.
…And, yah, okay there’s an e-mail on there from Damon McDaniel. That sounds like a pretty handsome dude judging by his name anyhow. Damon is such a good handsome guy name.
Now that I think about it I do kind of half-remember such a league.
I only have one fantasy league I care about, and I got complacent and another owner got lucky as ass shit and I accidentally ended up coming in second last year, so I need to re-focus on that.
I’ll e-mail him back and opt out.
Thanks for the heads up.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
by thedirkatron on Mar 16, 2010 8:36 AM CDT up reply actions
Ha ha
Thought that might draw you out, Mr. C-Belt.
Really you dominated our collective face last year.
My only real gripe with you being champion is the piss poor job you’ve been doing making us all feel like your rented stepchildren.
I realize I set the bar pretty damn high as far as reigning champion jackassery goes, but it’s like you’re not even trying to make us feel like your bitch.
You do realize we’re your bitch right?
That you didn’t ask, you just took?
For Jesus’ sake, man… talk some shit.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
by thedirkatron on Mar 16, 2010 11:06 AM CDT up reply actions
Not yet.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 16, 2010 8:25 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm not lying.
although when I drive by Avondale Park and see people shooting hoops I often think to myself, “I wonder if Dirkatron is out there playing?”
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 16, 2010 8:46 AM CDT up reply actions
x
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 16, 2010 9:03 AM CDT up reply actions
Cute little fella.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 15, 2010 3:25 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
That made me laugh.
Like a puppy.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
You bet
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
Ugh.
Is there anything worse than the precocious kid?
No.
There isn’t.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
by thedirkatron on Mar 16, 2010 12:23 AM CDT up reply actions
Precocious noobs?
FTW?
The 40 Trumps All!!!
by thedirkatron on Mar 16, 2010 8:27 AM CDT up reply actions
Wait a second, I know I've seen that guy in a MLB clubhouse before...
You hear that creepy clicking sound? You better run.
holy pooh I forgot all about that.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 15, 2010 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions
That's not creepy at all.
"Blister please, with those wings in your spine.
Love to be with a brother of mine.
How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth,
In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep,
Wrapped in boxes so tight, sounding only at night as you sleep." ~Jeff Mangum; Neutral Milk Hotel
Hard to believe this pic hasn't photoshopped before
"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Mar 15, 2010 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions
It's hard to believe that pic isn't photoshopped in the first place.
God that whole thing was weird.
Here's a better one
"Most of Jesus’s parables were economic parables, and they were free-market parables." -- Andrew Schlafly
Paging Mods, paging Mods
Cleanup in the Cowlishaw thread…
Wow!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Someone
locked/closed the thread so it got noticed.
"There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked." --Muhammad Ali
Bits are fun!
"There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked." --Muhammad Ali
Ahh..why were comments closed
Hopefully cause of the necessary typo by that guy who asked the question. It just screams at me anytime I have to go back in there.
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