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by iorange555 on Mar 15, 2010 7:16 PM CDT
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PrintI wanted to start my own Texas Rangers campaign, and try to get people to root for them. I don't own a bullhorn so I couldn't go around town talking loudly, and plus most people living around Dallas are probably already Texas Rangers fan. So I thought how could I try to get more people to root for The Rangers all around the world! So I thought about omegle it's a website where you are instantly connected to random strangers all around the world, and you chat with them. So I did just that trying to pimp the Rangers, and well as we all know. Pimpin' ain't easy. Here are the results.
He likes girls
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: What up. You like baseball?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: no
You: why?
Stranger: m/f
Stranger: i like girls
You: m
You: so you like softball, then?
Stranger: ya
You: they're the same thing.
Stranger: ohhhhhhh
You: Would you be interested in rooting for the Texas Rangers this year?
You: They could use your support
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Failed attempt.
Dutch Oven
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: What up. You like baseball?
Stranger: yeah i played it for 3 years
You: Oh, straight?
You: What position?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: 3rd base
You: Hot corner.
You: Texas Rangers, you know them?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: yes
You: My favorite team.
You: Going all the way this year.
Stranger: im for the indians
You: Yeah. That Grady dude
You: he's pretty hot.
You: I mean good
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: are you from taxas?
You: Yeah.
You: You from ohio?
Stranger: no from the netherlands
You: Oh wow.
You: Good bobsledding team.
Stranger: yeah and baseball
Stranger: weve got some dutch players over there
You: Any make it to the MLB?
Stranger: some i belive
Stranger: thre's one dutch guy for the yankees
You: Damn Yankees.
You: We have this one guy
You: Named Derrek Holland.
You: We call him the Dutch Oven.
Stranger: oven means stove
You: Tomato means tomado.
Stranger: tomaat
You: So if the indians don't make it to the playoffs. will you root for the rangers?
Stranger: ofcourse
You: Thanks man! Pleasure talking to you. Bye.
You have disconnected.
Success.
Hank fucking Blalock.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: What up. you like baseball?
Stranger: hi...yeah i do
You: Sweet. Texas Rangers are my favorite team
Stranger: Tampa Bay
You: Ah! They're cool.
You: Y'all have Hank Blalock now
You: He's gonna have a lot of injuries. Just a warning
Stranger: yeh
You: He gets hurt more than an episode of Americas Funniest home videos.
Stranger: great first baseman tho
You: He's better at third.
You: He gets hurt so much though he had to be moved somewhere we didn't have to move.
You: Anyways though before I go
You: if the rays don't make the playoffs. Will you root for the rangers?
Stranger: D'backs im afraid..
You: Fine. :{ you've made me sad. At least think about it though. Goodbye.
Stranger: lol i will, bye
You have disconnected.
Failed?
Perv
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hot girl?
You: Where?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Success.
Angry American
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: What up. You like baseball?
Stranger: No. it's a stupid american sport.
You: What? People play it all over the world.
Stranger: no they dont. where?
You: Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Netherlands.
Stranger: but it's still an american sport.
You: So you don't like America?
Stranger: no, and I am in american. i live in europe now.
Stranger: its better here.
You: It's not so bad here.
Stranger: yeah it is. all you here is stupid sterotypes and stuff from there. and the media i see on here. on digg, and fark.
You: That's just the media. There are good people here. There is bad people here, but there is bad people everywhere.
Stranger: Well I've tasted the life in europe, and it's better.
Stranger: do you drink?
You: No.
Stranger: whatever.
You: Seriously.
Stranger: well you have to be 21 there to buy a drink. stupid.
You: So you're saying that europe is better because you get to buy drinks at a younger age?
Stranger: no just an example of laws.
You: Well anyways. If you did like baseball you'd root for the Rangers right?
Stranger: i just know the mets and yankees.
You: I'll take that as a yes. Bye.
Stranger: well then.
Stranger: bye I guess.
You have disconnected.
Failed attempt.
Woo!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: What up. You like baseball?
Stranger: mm
Stranger: not really
Stranger: :(
You: darn :[
Stranger: sorry!
You: but if you did
You: you'd root for the rangers, right?
Stranger: um sure
Stranger: of course
You: SWEET!
Stranger: hahah
You: thank you best friend.
Stranger: mmhmm
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Success.
Snarky "Aussie"
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: What up!
Stranger: 'ello mate
You: Aussie?
Stranger: are you from australia
Stranger: I am
You: sweet.
You: do you like baseball?
Stranger: what's baseball?
You: it's a sport
You: you have a bat
You: and a ball
You: guy throws ball at bat, and other guy tries to hit ball.
Stranger: oh, that american game with the little white ball
You: exactly
You: what do you play there?
You: surf?
Stranger: why does he throw the ball at a bat, what is the bat going to do?
You: it's going to hit it
You: hopefully far
Stranger: on its own? wtf
You: no!
You: a guy is holding the bat
You: and he swings it
Stranger: oh, well you didn't say that
You: i apologize.
Stranger: I don't have much free time, my parents own a safari business for tourists
You: oh thats cool.
You: kangaroos?
Stranger: what about them?
You: are they part of the safari?
Stranger: we have roos here is thats what your asking...
Stranger: sometimes, we just drive around and hope to see gaters and stuff
You: do you wrestle them?
Stranger: we drive through the wild, not some reserve
You: oh excuse me.
Stranger: your american aren't you
Stranger: not everyone in australia is steve irwin
You: I am american.
You: You just said you went to see gators
Stranger: though he was badass
Stranger: yes, see is not equal to wrestle
You: well it might be down under.
Stranger: I can see them without dying
You: that's a relief
Stranger: your moching me aren't you
You: no!
You: I love it there. I want to go one day
Stranger: well, maybe you can wrestle a gator when you get here
You: possibly. is it dangerous?
Stranger: is that a rhetorical question?
You: yes.
Stranger: good
Stranger: so do you wrestle bears in america, if yes then a gator should be no problem
You: Nah.
You: No bear wrestling
You: I wrestle people though
Stranger: is it dangerous?
You: if they have rabies
Stranger: do they often have rabbits?
You: depends on if they're from oklahoma
Stranger: where's oklahoma?
You: Above Texa.s
Stranger: are you from oklahoma?
You: No way
Stranger: or texa?
You: Texas.
Stranger: well, whatever, you said texa.s, are your from texas
You: I made a typo, and accidentally put a .
Stranger: yes, I figured that out,
You: so you were being smart?
Stranger: I don't understand what you mean?
You: nevermind
You: anyways
You: I gotta go eat
You: and wrestle people
Stranger: do you eat gators?
You: nope. just wear them.
You have disconnected.
Failed attempt.
Red Sox fan.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: What up.
You: you like baseball?
Stranger: YES
Stranger: OMG.
You: I love the Texas Rangers
Stranger: omg no way.
Stranger: i hate them.
Stranger: lol.
Stranger: i was gonna pretend to be really ghetto, but i'll just be regular.
Stranger: im a sox fan
Stranger: red
You: Ah :[
You: i'm afraid we can't get along
You have disconnected.
Failed attempt.
Miles?
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: i am depressed.
Stranger: why?
You: Well my girlfriend dumped me, and I am stuck in fucking Ohio.
Stranger: well, dont be
Stranger: im stuck in a city
Stranger: tht has 2500 citizens
Stranger: and 1500 are elders
Stranger: 600 are adults
You: That's a precise census.
Stranger: and 300 are boys
Stranger: of youger generation
You: Ohio is just full of shitheads.
You: I love the Indians though
You: baseball team
You: used to like the rangers
You: But I switched sides
Stranger: we dont have nything here
You: anyways. I gotta go to the arcade now. bye.
You have disconnected.
Failed attempt.
And finally what sums up baseball?
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey!
You: first word that comes to your mind when you think of baseball?
Stranger: Bat
You: thanks.
You have disconnected.
Failed attempt.
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This post makes me want to kill myself
by T.R. Sullivan's Merkin on Mar 15, 2010 7:19 PM CDT reply actions
okay. you couldn't read it all that fast, but okay. anyways here is a guide for your decision
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
Did you create a sock puppet just to use that gif?
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
Oh, it just occurred to me.
Is this a pictoral representation of “blowing ass”?
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Mar 22, 2010 2:45 AM CDT up reply actions
I actually enjoyed it.
And I’ll probably try out that site. Sounds kinda fun.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
I thought it was kind of funny.
By the way does anyone know where someone could watch the game tonight on the computer with out having mlb.tv.
Fuckin Brilliant. Receriffic.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
I needed a distraction during commercials
So I decided to check out Omegle. My first convo:
Him: Hey
Me: Hi!
Me: Sup
Him: M/F?
Me: Male.
—User has disconnected——-
It made me giggle.
Hmm
The site was created by 18-year old Leif K-Brooks of Brattleboro, Vermont and was launched on March 25, 2009.
Please stop
you are doing more harm than good with your god awful humor and overall repulsive personality.
""It was a ball, dude," Davis said. "I don’t swing at balls anymore." -CD
by ab03 on Mar 15, 2010 9:21 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
that better not be your balls on my face
""It was a ball, dude," Davis said. "I don’t swing at balls anymore." -CD
by ab03 on Mar 15, 2010 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Hmmm
A tleast the guy has a sense of humor…thought it was entertaining. Lighten up guy!
by slimshadty12 on Mar 16, 2010 3:27 AM CDT up reply actions
He just has a pre-exisiting hate for me and he's grumpy
So this lit his fire.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
if you though it was entertaining
then by all means, randomly hit your keyboard and laugh
""It was a ball, dude," Davis said. "I don’t swing at balls anymore." -CD
hey i.Orange we have a new Ranger fan in Asia!
I just got off (there) with some dude from Bangkok. He is officially a Ranger fan! We had a nice chat but when he said that “I love you long time” I had to run. I said listen dude I’m just on here trying to get i.Orange some new Ranger fans. He said he knew you, that the 2 of you had a long talk last night. What a small world!
No seriously I went on there and chatted with some dude from Virginia who was a Red Sox fan. We chatted for about 15 minutes, he was real pleasant and not creepy. It’s kinda cool I guess, maybe a little too anonymous for my taste but I can see the allure kinda.
If the Rangers don't make the play-offs this year I'm gonna go all Epic Bearded Man on your ass.
10 down...eleventy billion to go,
just doing your part as a Ranger fan iorange, well done sir.
"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"
U rok~??
funy!
"We pitched, we caught the ball, we ran the bases, we had good days where we out-fundamentalized the other team." - Ronald Washington
This is where I lost it:
You: Named Derrek Holland.
You: We call him the Dutch Oven.
Stranger: oven means stove
You: Tomato means tomado
I actually thought this was funny
but no rec from me
"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan
Yah
Funny, but not several-weeks-on-the-top-of-the-page funny.
Morality you can fake. Fun you either have or you don't.
The only reason I don't want several-weeks-on-top-of-the-page
is so we can get the next installment.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
Of course, but look what it would knock off
"I don’t know how these SN blog authors get their gigs, but I’m frankly surprised SN tolerates AJM’s lack of effort." Tex34
Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...
by Brian Thomas on Mar 16, 2010 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Unbelievable.
"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball
by rangerdanger on Mar 22, 2010 2:49 AM CDT up reply actions
same here
Scout: He was a first-round pick right? Got a huge bonus?
KG: Oh yeah.
Scout: Well, he spent a lot of it on milkshakes.
by knockoutking on Mar 16, 2010 11:25 AM CDT up reply actions
Not too bad
you need to try it again though except this time webcam on chatroulette!
Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.
This made my moobs bounce a little, good job...
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 16, 2010 9:07 AM CDT reply actions
LOL
I laughed at the Perv conversation (if you can call it that). Funny stuff, Slice.
There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem - once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit. ~Al Gallagher
by Suicide Prince on Mar 16, 2010 10:09 AM CDT reply actions
Thought I'd give it a whirl....
Epic win.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: like baseball?
Stranger: i like to watch it
Stranger: does that count?
You: of course, favorite team?
Stranger: hmm. i’m not sure i have one.
Stranger: sorry.
You: you should be a Ranger fan, better get on now before the bandwaggon fills up
Stranger: hahaha.
Stranger: ok i’ll consider that.
Stranger: what other sports do you like?
You: most, football and baseball mostly though
You: american football
Stranger: i’ve never understood football…
Stranger: i mean like the scoring and all.
Stranger: yeah i assumed so
You: m/f?
You: guess baseball is a simple game
Stranger: f.
Stranger: yeah…that it is
You: just one’s, no 7’s or 3’s or 2’s
You: or 6’s
Stranger: yupp.
Stranger: so why did you mention baseball first?
You: cause i’m on mission to convert people to Ranger fans
Stranger: ooh. who are the arch nenmies of the Rangers?
Stranger: enemies*
You: Angels
Stranger: has anyone told you that’s their favorite team?
Stranger: lol
You: plenty of times, i try to convert them
You: doesn’t work
Stranger: i see….
Stranger: well i think i’m as converted as can be.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
and for the record
I asked m/f after the football comment, because if he said m I was going to make fun of him.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Carrot Top gots nuthin on TxStCa!!
"I don’t know how these SN blog authors get their gigs, but I’m frankly surprised SN tolerates AJM’s lack of effort." Tex34
Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...
by Brian Thomas on Mar 16, 2010 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions
the wrestling with people who have rabies bit made me laugh
well done.
"Does this effectively hide my thunder?"
i got a Sox fan to agree to root for the Rangers
but only if the Sox don’t make the series
You hear about the "Electric Arms", they're all the rage.
"If the Rangers have marked improvement in 2010, I'm going to need to give JD credit." Josey Wales, Feb. 10, 2010 11:45 AM CST
lol
That’s pretty funny! Very original. Try that bit on some of the Yahoo Messenger porno spam girls.
not bad!
elicited a chuckle or two. And, no references to anal sex!
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
I was bored.
So I thought I’d try this and see if I could make iGod a Rangers fan.
Me:
Hi, God.
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
Robbie
God:
Glad to see you, Robbie.
Me:
Glad to see you, God.
God:
I am glad to see me God too.
Me:
Wow
God:
I’m glad your impressed, Robbie.
Me:
Okay, enough of that. Are you a baseball fan?
God:
Yeah okay, OK let’s stop it now. Am I a baseball fan? Sometimes.
Me:
What times are you not?
God:
Let me think about it.
Me:
. . .
God:
Let me think about it.
Me:
How long?
God:
More than 10 days, Robbie.
Me:
I don’t want to wait 10 days.
God:
What would you rather be doing?
Me:
Playing video games.
God:
Thanks for the information: Robbie said TO PLAY video games.
Me:
Yes. Okay, so the times you do like baseball, what is your favorite team?
God:
Next question? Yeah okay, Er. Who told you that?
Me:
No one, that’s why I’m asking.
God:
That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
Me:
I suppose it is, in fact, a sweeping generalization to say that no one told me what team God roots for. It’s also true.
God:
Are there any other ones someplace else? You and I are on the same wavelength, Robbie.
Me:
Probably. What team do you root for?
God:
But you are not certain. Searching…Searching…Please stand by.
Me:
okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
Done searching?
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
Don’t change the subject, please, boss.
God:
Sorry I thought we were done with that topic.
Me:
No, I want to know what team you root for.
God:
Are you serious? Ask the open directory about it.
Me:
What’s the open directory?
God:
it is an open source directory project started by Mozilla.org.
Me:
Okay. Is it the Rangers?
God:
OK with me too. Maybe. Ask Ally if it is.
Me:
Who is Ally?
God:
She is a chat robot based on AIML.
Me:
Okay. She knows what team you root for?
God:
OK with me too. Oh I get it. ALLY knows what team me root for.
Me:
Good English.
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Do you mean you are from England or you Speak English?
Me:
speak
God:
“woof woof”.
Me:
. . .
God:
“woof woof”.
Me:
This is making my brain hurt.
God:
You don’t say.
Me:
Will you root for the Rangers?
God:
I’ll burn that bridge when I come to it. That input matched my default category.
Me:
So you don’t like the Rangers?
God:
Interesting deduction. Do you like it? I’m not sure if I like it. I like my creator.
Me:
I worship the Rangers.
God:
How often do you go to church?
Me:
Okay, that’s not what I meant. Not literally.
God:
Yeah okay, What exactly did you mean? Really you don’t think so?
Me:
I meant I’m very passionate about the Rangers.
God:
Oh I see. Do you mind if I tell other people you are passionate about the Rangers.
Me:
No.
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
Sweet.
God:
Thank you for that remark.
Me:
You’re welcome.
God:
Polite people are nice.
Me:
I agree.
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, Robbie.
Me:
So, root for the Rangers, okay? We need fans. You most of all.
God:
I don’t judge people. What’s your sign? By “we” do you mean you and me? Thanks for telling me: Robbie said I most of all.
Me:
I mean we Rangers fans.
God:
By “we” do you mean you and me?
Me:
No, I mean me and the other Rangers fans.
God:
By “we” you meant yourself and another person. YOU? We can’t all be perfect.
Me:
Other people.
God:
Which others? What people?
Me:
Rangers fans.
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
Okay, I’m done with this. Please be a Rangers fan, God.
God:
Yeah okay, What will you be doing now? Wow you are very polite. OK I will try to be a Rangers fan God.
Me:
Bye.
God:
See you later!
by philkid3 on Mar 28, 2010 4:22 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
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