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I wanted to start my own Texas Rangers campaign, and try to get people to root for them. I don't own a bullhorn so I couldn't go around town talking loudly, and plus most people living around Dallas are probably already Texas Rangers fan. So I thought how could I try to get more people to root for The Rangers all around the world! So I thought about omegle it's a website where you are instantly connected to random strangers all around the world, and you chat with them. So I did just that trying to pimp the Rangers, and well as we all know. Pimpin' ain't easy. Here are the results.

 

 

He likes girls

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: What up. You like baseball?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: no
You: why?
Stranger: m/f
Stranger: i like girls
You: m
You: so you like softball, then?
Stranger: ya
You: they're the same thing.
Stranger: ohhhhhhh
You: Would you be interested in rooting for the Texas Rangers this year?
You: They could use your support
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

Failed attempt.

 

Dutch Oven


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: What up. You like baseball?
Stranger: yeah i played it for 3 years
You: Oh, straight?
You: What position?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: 3rd base
You: Hot corner.
You: Texas Rangers, you know them?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: yes
You: My favorite team.
You: Going all the way this year.
Stranger: im for the indians
You: Yeah. That Grady dude
You: he's pretty hot.
You: I mean good
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: are you from taxas?
You: Yeah.
You: You from ohio?
Stranger: no from the netherlands
You: Oh wow.
You: Good bobsledding team.
Stranger: yeah and baseball
Stranger: weve got some dutch players over there
You: Any make it to the MLB?
Stranger: some i belive
Stranger: thre's one dutch guy for the yankees
You: Damn Yankees.
You: We have this one guy
You: Named Derrek Holland.
You: We call him the Dutch Oven.
Stranger: oven means stove
You: Tomato means tomado.
Stranger: tomaat
You: So if the indians don't make it to the playoffs. will you root for the rangers?
Stranger: ofcourse
You: Thanks man! Pleasure talking to you. Bye.
You have disconnected.

Success.

Hank fucking Blalock.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: What up. you like baseball?
Stranger: hi...yeah i do
You: Sweet. Texas Rangers are my favorite team
Stranger: Tampa Bay
You: Ah! They're cool.
You: Y'all have Hank Blalock now
You: He's gonna have a lot of injuries. Just a warning
Stranger: yeh
You: He gets hurt more than an episode of Americas Funniest home videos.
Stranger: great first baseman tho
You: He's better at third.
You: He gets hurt so much though he had to be moved somewhere we didn't have to move.
You: Anyways though before I go
You: if the rays don't make the playoffs. Will you root for the rangers?
Stranger: D'backs im afraid..
You: Fine. :{ you've made me sad. At least think about it though. Goodbye.
Stranger: lol i will, bye
You have disconnected.

Failed?

 

Perv

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hot girl?
You: Where?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

Success.

Angry American

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: What up. You like baseball?
Stranger: No. it's a stupid american sport.
You: What? People play it all over the world.
Stranger: no they dont. where?
You: Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Netherlands.
Stranger: but it's still an american sport.
You: So you don't like America?
Stranger: no, and I am in american. i live in europe now.
Stranger: its better here.
You: It's not so bad here.
Stranger: yeah it is. all you here is stupid sterotypes and stuff from there. and the media i see on here. on digg, and fark.
You: That's just the media. There are good people here. There is bad people here, but there is bad people everywhere.
Stranger: Well I've tasted the life in europe, and it's better.
Stranger: do you drink?
You: No.
Stranger: whatever.
You: Seriously.
Stranger: well you have to be 21 there to buy a drink. stupid.
You: So you're saying that europe is better because you get to buy drinks at a younger age?
Stranger: no just an example of laws.
You: Well anyways. If you did like baseball you'd root for the Rangers right?
Stranger: i just know the mets and yankees.
You: I'll take that as a yes. Bye.
Stranger: well then.
Stranger: bye I guess.
You have disconnected.

Failed attempt.

 

Woo!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: What up. You like baseball?
Stranger: mm
Stranger: not really
Stranger: :(
You: darn :[
Stranger: sorry!
You: but if you did
You: you'd root for the rangers, right?
Stranger: um sure
Stranger: of course
You: SWEET!
Stranger: hahah
You: thank you best friend.
Stranger: mmhmm
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

Success.

 

Snarky "Aussie"

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: What up!
Stranger: 'ello mate
You: Aussie?
Stranger: are you from australia
Stranger: I am
You: sweet.
You: do you like baseball?
Stranger: what's baseball?
You: it's a sport
You: you have a bat
You: and a ball
You: guy throws ball at bat, and other guy tries to hit ball.
Stranger: oh, that american game with the little white ball
You: exactly
You: what do you play there?
You: surf?
Stranger: why does he throw the ball at a bat, what is the bat going to do?
You: it's going to hit it
You: hopefully far
Stranger: on its own? wtf
You: no!
You: a guy is holding the bat
You: and he swings it
Stranger: oh, well you didn't say that
You: i apologize.
Stranger: I don't have much free time, my parents own a safari business for tourists
You: oh thats cool.
You: kangaroos?
Stranger: what about them?
You: are they part of the safari?
Stranger: we have roos here is thats what your asking...
Stranger: sometimes, we just drive around and hope to see gaters and stuff
You: do you wrestle them?
Stranger: we drive through the wild, not some reserve
You: oh excuse me.
Stranger: your american aren't you
Stranger: not everyone in australia is steve irwin
You: I am american.
You: You just said you went to see gators
Stranger: though he was badass
Stranger: yes, see is not equal to wrestle
You: well it might be down under.
Stranger: I can see them without dying
You: that's a relief
Stranger: your moching me aren't you
You: no!
You: I love it there. I want to go one day
Stranger: well, maybe you can wrestle a gator when you get here
You: possibly. is it dangerous?
Stranger: is that a rhetorical question?
You: yes.
Stranger: good
Stranger: so do you wrestle bears in america, if yes then a gator should be no problem
You: Nah.
You: No bear wrestling
You: I wrestle people though
Stranger: is it dangerous?
You: if they have rabies
Stranger: do they often have rabbits?
You: depends on if they're from oklahoma
Stranger: where's oklahoma?
You: Above Texa.s
Stranger: are you from oklahoma?
You: No way
Stranger: or texa?
You: Texas.
Stranger: well, whatever, you said texa.s, are your from texas
You: I made a typo, and accidentally put a .
Stranger: yes, I figured that out,
You: so you were being smart?
Stranger: I don't understand what you mean?
You: nevermind
You: anyways
You: I gotta go eat
You: and wrestle people
Stranger: do you eat gators?
You: nope. just wear them.
You have disconnected.

Failed attempt.

 

Red Sox fan.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: What up.
You: you like baseball?
Stranger: YES
Stranger: OMG.
You: I love the Texas Rangers
Stranger: omg no way.
Stranger: i hate them.
Stranger: lol.
Stranger: i was gonna pretend to be really ghetto, but i'll just be regular.
Stranger: im a sox fan
Stranger: red
You: Ah :[
You: i'm afraid we can't get along
You have disconnected.

Failed attempt.

 

Miles?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: i am depressed.
Stranger: why?
You: Well my girlfriend dumped me, and I am stuck in fucking Ohio.
Stranger: well, dont be
Stranger: im stuck in a city
Stranger: tht has 2500 citizens
Stranger: and 1500 are elders
Stranger: 600 are adults
You: That's a precise census.
Stranger: and 300 are boys
Stranger: of youger generation
You: Ohio is just full of shitheads.
You: I love the Indians though
You: baseball team
You: used to like the rangers
You: But I switched sides
Stranger: we dont have nything here
You: anyways. I gotta go to the arcade now. bye.
You have disconnected.

Failed attempt.

 

And finally what sums up baseball?

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey!
You: first word that comes to your mind when you think of baseball?
Stranger: Bat
You: thanks.
You have disconnected.

 

Failed attempt.

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