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3/16/10 Exhibition Game Day Thread

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"There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked." --Muhammad Ali

by coolaid on Mar 16, 2010 2:04 PM CDT reply actions  

y

"Clearly, I've been wrong. VY is awesome." - AJM

by Longhorn on Mar 16, 2010 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fight the power!

Fight the powers that be!

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

by Escher on Mar 16, 2010 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bring the Noise...

Man I used to love that song, how Public Enemy and generic 14 year white guys merged I’ll never know.

"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Mar 16, 2010 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

No shit

Man, I love me some Public Enemy. And I was a pretty generic teenage white boy in their heyday.

"He's not coming back. That chick was like, the Pele of anal."

-- Sterling Archer

by RCCook on Mar 16, 2010 2:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't think i can handle

she goes channel to channel
cold lookin for that hero……
she watch channel zero.

by jcAustin on Mar 16, 2010 2:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

who's scheduled to pitch tomorrow and thursday?

"Clearly, I've been wrong. VY is awesome." - AJM

by Longhorn on Mar 16, 2010 2:08 PM CDT reply actions  

Free radio?

How do I get this to work? I have a username and password, but when I click on the gameday audio link, it takes me to a screen where it wants me to purchase a package. What am I doing wrong?

by GoFrogs on Mar 16, 2010 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks shroomer

"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.

by AceJC on Mar 16, 2010 3:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

No TV :(

Thought I might get lucky since I’m in Chicago and this city is gaga over the Cubs

""It was a ball, dude," Davis said. "I don’t swing at balls anymore." -CD

by ab03 on Mar 16, 2010 2:12 PM CDT reply actions  

HoHoKam Park,

sounds like an internet porno device…interesting choice of names for a ballpark eh?

"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Mar 16, 2010 2:16 PM CDT reply actions  

x

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hohokam

"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan

by Dirk Diggler on Mar 16, 2010 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

that didn't work

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hohokam

"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan

by Dirk Diggler on Mar 16, 2010 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well that's pretty interesting,

hadn’t ever heard that before

"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Mar 16, 2010 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

I went to ASU

took a class in construction history — I got extra credit for going to a Hohokam museum and taking pics

"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan

by Dirk Diggler on Mar 16, 2010 2:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

It sounds

like the Ho’s even less talented cousin

by BEW on Mar 16, 2010 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Today's JICs

Guilder Rodriguez
Engel Beltre
Vin DiFaziotron
Renny Osuna

Feliz, Wilson and Omar Beltre are the scheduled arms.

by shroomer on Mar 16, 2010 2:17 PM CDT reply actions  

Did Phillips get sent down?

He was supposed to pitch a couple days ago and didn’t.

We need to not always make hard work out of sex- Rick Carlisle.

by sprite on Mar 16, 2010 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

He did?

I know he was scheduled too I guess I just missed him.

We need to not always make hard work out of sex- Rick Carlisle.

by sprite on Mar 16, 2010 2:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Broke off a couple of very nice curveballs

by Brett Perryman on Mar 16, 2010 3:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Burn Hollywood Burn

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Mar 16, 2010 2:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was so into Public Enemy that I even bought Professor Griff's album.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 16, 2010 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

ST games on TV

anyone know the possible televised spring games ? Adam had it in here a week or two ago but i cannot find it.

keep on rockin' in the free world !

by mkassio on Mar 16, 2010 2:26 PM CDT reply actions  

x

http://texas.rangers.mlb.com/tex/schedule/broadcast.jsp

"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan

by Dirk Diggler on Mar 16, 2010 2:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

The game notes said ...

that John Blake would do the webcast with his son Chris, a junior at TCU who does TCU baseball broadcasts.

by shroomer on Mar 16, 2010 2:28 PM CDT reply actions  

TCU

we should tell him to say hi to Purke, maybe take up a collection

keep on rockin' in the free world !

by mkassio on Mar 16, 2010 2:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Eats tine.

Ready for some baseball.

by TXHC on Mar 16, 2010 2:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

We need the Eddie pic inserted here...

“Can I haz beisbol plz?”

or something of that nature.

"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Mar 16, 2010 2:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

sing the National Anthem

and Play Ball for Christs sake.

I soloed in the Mile High Club!

by horsedooty on Mar 16, 2010 2:41 PM CDT reply actions  

fwiw

Borbon, CF .294
Andrus, El, SS .258
Murphy, Dv, LF .269
Cruz, N, RF .417
Davis, C, 1B .538
Brown, M, 3B .538
Tracy, DH .364
Teagarden, C .154
Arias, Jo, 2B .273
 
Mitch Moreland needs more ABs. How many throwing errors for Brown today?

Vladimir Guererro - 2010 AL MVP

by RangerMad on Mar 16, 2010 2:52 PM CDT reply actions  

Smoak at DH instead of Tracy.

"There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked." --Muhammad Ali

by coolaid on Mar 16, 2010 3:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

interesting matchup

going against Carlos Silva, an old favorite, and the return of the blue Marlon.

What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.

by clark on Mar 16, 2010 2:59 PM CDT reply actions  

? of the day

Do the Rangers keep Snyder, send him back to the Orioles or work out a trade with the O’s.

Vladimir Guererro - 2010 AL MVP

by RangerMad on Mar 16, 2010 3:04 PM CDT reply actions  

They would have to work something out with the giants since that was his original team. It was the orioles pick we got in the millwood deal

People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~Rogers Hornsby

by shaneomac on Mar 16, 2010 3:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

OK

Makes sense.

Vladimir Guererro - 2010 AL MVP

by RangerMad on Mar 16, 2010 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

They'll probably work something out

with the Orioles if he pitches well in the next few weeks. If they had to choose right now I’m not sure they’d keep him.

by Hull Fan on Mar 16, 2010 3:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

i got attention from c.j...

And a few laughs when I hollered at him to, “go yard!”

There’s no crying in baseball but pedicures are fine! --- BigGuns

by RachelB on Mar 16, 2010 3:06 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

show off

=)

"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Mar 16, 2010 3:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Am I wrong

for being more excited about when the Rangers are pitching as opposed to when they are hitting? This recent shift in which aspect of the game makes me wince is a compltely new feeling…

Go Rice Owls!

by JBImaknee on Mar 16, 2010 3:07 PM CDT reply actions  

Rangers road games sucks.

Gameday is freaking terrible during the road games.

"There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked." --Muhammad Ali

by coolaid on Mar 16, 2010 3:08 PM CDT reply actions  

Mine still says

warmup. It hasn’t even started.

by Hull Fan on Mar 16, 2010 3:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Same for me.

"There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked." --Muhammad Ali

by coolaid on Mar 16, 2010 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

same here,

and I’m at work so I can’t listen. Crap

"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Mar 16, 2010 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

JCole
You can see why the Rangers have stuck with Michael Ortiz when watching him drive the ball in BP. Only played 1 year of high school ball.

Who is this Ortiz guy?

"There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked." --Muhammad Ali

by coolaid on Mar 16, 2010 3:10 PM CDT reply actions  

Not bad OBP in minors.

"There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked." --Muhammad Ali

by coolaid on Mar 16, 2010 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

internet at work

going down bit by bit. must be a problem with a proxy server, but most sights are one by one not findable. This mutha effing site is still hanging in there though!!! atta boy LSB!!

by elvis1isking on Mar 16, 2010 3:11 PM CDT reply actions  

You can thank the new CBS fantasy league

for supporting your fandom needs.

"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Mar 16, 2010 3:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

FU, fatass.

"There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked." --Muhammad Ali

by coolaid on Mar 16, 2010 3:11 PM CDT reply actions  

Cubs being the home team......

shouldn’t our pitcher bat??

Since Feldman did the other day.

Is 2010 our year??

by b.pate on Mar 16, 2010 3:13 PM CDT reply actions  

EG
MESA, Ariz. – We’ve got a sellout crowd on a beautiful day at HoHoKam Park. And already we’ve got news. Chad Tracy was scratched from the lineup due to not arriving on time. Apparently, the teams agreed to use the DH at the last minute and the Rangers couldn’t transport Tracy from Surprise to Mesa in time. Justin Smoak is the DH.
.
3:10: Apparently neither Ron Washington nor Mike Maddux have arrived yet either due to traffic after a “B” game the Royals. Waiting for results on that one. They are in the van with Tracy.

by shroomer on Mar 16, 2010 3:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Gotta love

spring training. Betcha Maddux is pissed at missing Feliz.

by Hull Fan on Mar 16, 2010 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

haha.....wow.

thanks, shroom.

Is 2010 our year??

by b.pate on Mar 16, 2010 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Driving from Surprise to Mesa

is a bitch. Not surprised they are late

"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan

by Dirk Diggler on Mar 16, 2010 3:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

El Magico

seems to be really high on Erlin. I am excited about him.

Also, Chad Bell is my boi this season..

"There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked." --Muhammad Ali

by coolaid on Mar 16, 2010 3:15 PM CDT reply actions  

well

if the game has started then gameday is poor option again today.

I soloed in the Mile High Club!

by horsedooty on Mar 16, 2010 3:15 PM CDT reply actions  

Message to Feliz:

Stop messing around, own these MF’ers.

"There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked." --Muhammad Ali

by coolaid on Mar 16, 2010 3:19 PM CDT reply actions  

Anyone know where I can find a site that actually

updates their boxscore?

Vladimir Guererro - 2010 AL MVP

by RangerMad on Mar 16, 2010 3:19 PM CDT reply actions  

texasrangers.com

We need to not always make hard work out of sex- Rick Carlisle.

by sprite on Mar 16, 2010 3:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

K for Happy!!!

Swinging K to Fukodome

Elvis has "shook up" Arlington!!

by thad728 on Mar 16, 2010 3:21 PM CDT reply actions  

Strike em out....

throw em out.

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on Mar 16, 2010 3:21 PM CDT reply actions  

Sound Like

Feliz has his breaking stuff working so far.. Thrown some good changeups and curve’s

People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~Rogers Hornsby

by shaneomac on Mar 16, 2010 3:22 PM CDT reply actions  

finally

an easy inning for feliz

by dhughes9 on Mar 16, 2010 3:22 PM CDT reply actions  

He did strike out the side agains the Ms last week didnt he?

Then went and gave up 4 or 5 but pretty sure he had a nice first inning

Elvis has "shook up" Arlington!!

by thad728 on Mar 16, 2010 3:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

yea

thats true, forgot about that with all those runs he let up haha

by dhughes9 on Mar 16, 2010 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jurickson Profar, Son of Judeska and Chesmond
Jurickson Profar even selective in BP. Just took a two minute video with only about 10 swings. Doesn’t swing at anything he doesn’t like.

That is very amusing.

"There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked." --Muhammad Ali

by coolaid on Mar 16, 2010 3:24 PM CDT reply actions  

Awesome

We need to not always make hard work out of sex- Rick Carlisle.

by sprite on Mar 16, 2010 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

good to hear

"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Mar 16, 2010 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

John Blake or whoever is calling this game

is freaking terrible.

"There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked." --Muhammad Ali

by coolaid on Mar 16, 2010 3:25 PM CDT reply actions  

it is blake

and yes he is.

why is he doing it by himself? Son stuck in traffic?

""It was a ball, dude," Davis said. "I don’t swing at balls anymore." -CD

by ab03 on Mar 16, 2010 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think we have to look at it like this

They’re doing a service. It’s a game the team is doing itself, not one broadcasted by KRLD. He is not a professional broadcaster, but he takes one for the team and does the job.

by Brett Perryman on Mar 16, 2010 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

son isn't that bad

definitely adding some decent color. but more like what Ben adds to Mavs broadcasts

""It was a ball, dude," Davis said. "I don’t swing at balls anymore." -CD

by ab03 on Mar 16, 2010 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

of Ben and Skin

doesn’t he help out the TV broadcasts? Either Ben or Skin. I get them confused.

""It was a ball, dude," Davis said. "I don’t swing at balls anymore." -CD

by ab03 on Mar 16, 2010 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's Skin on the Mavs broadcasts.

"There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked." --Muhammad Ali

by coolaid on Mar 16, 2010 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

ah

sorry

""It was a ball, dude," Davis said. "I don’t swing at balls anymore." -CD

by ab03 on Mar 16, 2010 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

I only hear voices

""It was a ball, dude," Davis said. "I don’t swing at balls anymore." -CD

by ab03 on Mar 16, 2010 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ah

I can definitely see getting their voices mixed up, particularly if it’s only one of them at a time.

by Brett Perryman on Mar 16, 2010 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

there are balls

""It was a ball, dude," Davis said. "I don’t swing at balls anymore." -CD

by ab03 on Mar 16, 2010 3:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Gameday sucks balls....

i cant decide if that is a pun or not…

Fuck Mike Estabrook

by Horns130 on Mar 16, 2010 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Feliz-Tea

with a strike’em out/throw’em out?

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Mar 16, 2010 3:28 PM CDT reply actions  

yeah

but that was a while ago

""It was a ball, dude," Davis said. "I don’t swing at balls anymore." -CD

by ab03 on Mar 16, 2010 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah

to end the 1st

People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~Rogers Hornsby

by shaneomac on Mar 16, 2010 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

EG
3:20: There is no visible radar gun at HoHoKam Park, so velocity readings will come later, if at all. But you didn’t need a radar gun to feel good about Neftali Feliz’s first inning. After an eight-pitch at-bat that resulted in a leadoff single by Ryan Theriot, Feliz unveiled his best secondary stuff of the spring. He got a called strike on what appeared to be a changeup away to left-handed hitting Kosuke Fukudome for Strike Two, then overpowered him with a fastball. He got ahead of Xavier Nady 0-and-2 with a changeup, then got him to swing at what appeared to be another change for a third strike. But Taylor Teagarden got the ball to second in plenty of time to catch Theriot stealing.

by shroomer on Mar 16, 2010 3:29 PM CDT reply actions  

geez

I could have swore Blake said it was K looking against Nady. I would really like to know what is actually going on

""It was a ball, dude," Davis said. "I don’t swing at balls anymore." -CD

by ab03 on Mar 16, 2010 3:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

i forgot Nady signed with the Cubs

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Mar 16, 2010 3:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ryan Theriot?

WTF are you doing at a Disco with Ryan Theriot?

Hipsters, Flipsters, and Finger Poppin Daddies! Knock me your lobes.

by Escher on Mar 16, 2010 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

whoa

TT with a base hit.

Vladimir Guererro - 2010 AL MVP

by RangerMad on Mar 16, 2010 3:31 PM CDT reply actions  

Hoffpauir

swinging K, after getting Byrd to pop out to CF.

Soriano next

""It was a ball, dude," Davis said. "I don’t swing at balls anymore." -CD

by ab03 on Mar 16, 2010 3:31 PM CDT reply actions  

Feliz strike a guy out on three pitches.

"There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked." --Muhammad Ali

by coolaid on Mar 16, 2010 3:31 PM CDT reply actions  

Soriano lined to LF for single

""It was a ball, dude," Davis said. "I don’t swing at balls anymore." -CD

by ab03 on Mar 16, 2010 3:32 PM CDT reply actions  

feliz doing a great job at getting 1st pitch strikes

I think to all but one batter so far

People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~Rogers Hornsby

by shaneomac on Mar 16, 2010 3:32 PM CDT reply actions  

just missed to Fontenot

but at 1-1 now

""It was a ball, dude," Davis said. "I don’t swing at balls anymore." -CD

by ab03 on Mar 16, 2010 3:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fontenot

went to a full count – I believe at 8 pitches – swinging strike out

""It was a ball, dude," Davis said. "I don’t swing at balls anymore." -CD

by ab03 on Mar 16, 2010 3:35 PM CDT reply actions  

on a FB.

"There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked." --Muhammad Ali

by coolaid on Mar 16, 2010 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

he struck a guy out on 3 straight off speed

that’s sick

""It was a ball, dude," Davis said. "I don’t swing at balls anymore." -CD

by ab03 on Mar 16, 2010 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

very

but just forget it. He’s already 21 and has thrown a curve for almost two seasons now. He’s never going to get any better.

by Brett Perryman on Mar 16, 2010 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh, so you're joking.

Gotcha, I was confused.

Ready for some baseball.

by TXHC on Mar 16, 2010 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sorry

I figured everyone knew where I stood on making a reliever permanently.

by Brett Perryman on Mar 16, 2010 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

No

I just want them to allow it to play out. Allow him to attempt to develop his full repertoire however possible. Just for example, Eric Gagne became a closer at age 26. You don’t give up on guys with the kind of potential he shows at age 22 or 23.

by Brett Perryman on Mar 16, 2010 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't understand why anybody would think that

we saw his offspeed stuff in the majors last year. He struck out his first two guys on nasty offspeed stuff

""It was a ball, dude," Davis said. "I don’t swing at balls anymore." -CD

by ab03 on Mar 16, 2010 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

exactly.

What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.

by clark on Mar 16, 2010 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's thrown a lot of pitches

but the stuff is there. He’s going to have to be more efficient if he wants to start this year.

by Hull Fan on Mar 16, 2010 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Um

he really hasn’t thrown a lot of pitches

""It was a ball, dude," Davis said. "I don’t swing at balls anymore." -CD

by ab03 on Mar 16, 2010 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

how many pitches has he thrown?

gameday is no help…

What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.

by clark on Mar 16, 2010 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

sorry

you would think I would have a number with my statement. But I imagine that he’s around 15 each inning. Anybody else think that is about right?

""It was a ball, dude," Davis said. "I don’t swing at balls anymore." -CD

by ab03 on Mar 16, 2010 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

He went deep into the count

with a couple of batters. I don’t think the numbers are horrible but he hasn’t been amazingly efficient either.

by Hull Fan on Mar 16, 2010 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

EG
16 pitches for Feliz in first inning. 16 more in second. Not bad at all, considering the guy has four strikeouts.

"There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked." --Muhammad Ali

by coolaid on Mar 16, 2010 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

So that would be 110 in 6 or 7 innings.

With these results, you’re going to win most of the time with that.

I’ll take it.

by philkid3 on Mar 16, 2010 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

4 k's one hit through 2 innings

People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~Rogers Hornsby

by shaneomac on Mar 16, 2010 3:36 PM CDT reply actions  

2 hits

""It was a ball, dude," Davis said. "I don’t swing at balls anymore." -CD

by ab03 on Mar 16, 2010 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes

thank you

People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~Rogers Hornsby

by shaneomac on Mar 16, 2010 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

x
@Jason_Grey Neftali Feliz 94-97 with good curveball in the first today #Rangers

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Mar 16, 2010 3:37 PM CDT reply actions  

It is pretty apparent

that as great as Feliz’ fastball is, his success is pretty much tied to his offspeed stuff.

Stick around for more crazy insights from yours truly.

What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.

by clark on Mar 16, 2010 3:38 PM CDT reply actions  

Is the gamecast screwed up?

Did Feliz really have four strikeouts on 3 pitches each?

by cstorm15 on Mar 16, 2010 3:39 PM CDT reply actions  

gamecast screwed up

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on Mar 16, 2010 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

no

he had one though on 3 straight off speed. One actually took 8 pitches. Don’t remember the other two.

""It was a ball, dude," Davis said. "I don’t swing at balls anymore." -CD

by ab03 on Mar 16, 2010 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Soto -1st pitch popout

efficiency

""It was a ball, dude," Davis said. "I don’t swing at balls anymore." -CD

by ab03 on Mar 16, 2010 3:43 PM CDT reply actions  

no

Soto is the Cubs batter who popped out

""It was a ball, dude," Davis said. "I don’t swing at balls anymore." -CD

by ab03 on Mar 16, 2010 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

we can only hope

that Feliz can keep up on the mound with the great Carlos Silva. This is truly a classic pitchers’ dual.

What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.

by clark on Mar 16, 2010 3:43 PM CDT reply actions  

Chad Tracy (Cubs)

Started out 2-0, out on a lineout to LF

""It was a ball, dude," Davis said. "I don’t swing at balls anymore." -CD

by ab03 on Mar 16, 2010 3:44 PM CDT reply actions  

Ryan Theriot

reaches on liner into CF. Theriot 2-2.

""It was a ball, dude," Davis said. "I don’t swing at balls anymore." -CD

by ab03 on Mar 16, 2010 3:45 PM CDT reply actions  

Boggsie!!!
From the morning “B” game: Luis Mendoza allowed five hits in 1.2 innings of work, but the Rangers took an early lead and beat Kansas City 6-3. Brandon Boggs had a homer and five RBIs for the Rangers. Pedro Strop allowed a homer, two hits, a walk and two runs in one inning of work.

"There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked." --Muhammad Ali

by coolaid on Mar 16, 2010 3:46 PM CDT reply actions  

Fukudome

2-0, Fukudome gets a double on a liner over third (hitting it the other way). Good pitch by Feliz though on outisde corner

Runners on 2nd and 3rd.

""It was a ball, dude," Davis said. "I don’t swing at balls anymore." -CD

by ab03 on Mar 16, 2010 3:47 PM CDT reply actions  

Nady

changeup, 0-1
fastball, 0-2 (swinging)
foul
ball 1-2
foul 1-2
Lines it into left field for a base hit for a double

2 men score. 2-0 Cubs

""It was a ball, dude," Davis said. "I don’t swing at balls anymore." -CD

by ab03 on Mar 16, 2010 3:49 PM CDT reply actions  

Dammit. I hate 2-out rallies.

"Ok, post your favorite moment of the Tom Hicks era
Mine is today when he sold the team." - t ball

by Athos on Mar 16, 2010 3:51 PM CDT reply actions  

byrd

fastball, 0-1 (swinging)
foul, 0-2
foul, 0-2
ball (just inside), 1-2
outside, 2-2
outside, 3-2
groundball by arias for a base hit

3-0 Cubs

""It was a ball, dude," Davis said. "I don’t swing at balls anymore." -CD

by ab03 on Mar 16, 2010 3:52 PM CDT reply actions  

Wow.

Those outside pitches must have been way outside for Byrd to lay off them.

"Ok, post your favorite moment of the Tom Hicks era
Mine is today when he sold the team." - t ball

by Athos on Mar 16, 2010 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

feliz probably around 20 pitches this inning

""It was a ball, dude," Davis said. "I don’t swing at balls anymore." -CD

by ab03 on Mar 16, 2010 3:52 PM CDT reply actions  

the "put-away" problem Blake is describing

the OKC radio guy would regularly mention the same thing when Feliz used to start there

by shroomer on Mar 16, 2010 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

for someone who consistently gets ahead

he does need to put people away a bit easier. but it’s not that he’s walking guys. He’s just not throwing strikes in pitcher’s counts and keeps getting shelled when he has to throw strikes.

He’ll figure it out, he’s just a bit predictable right now.

""It was a ball, dude," Davis said. "I don’t swing at balls anymore." -CD

by ab03 on Mar 16, 2010 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's the thing.

He’s got a very clear problem, but what causes the problem is something that generally improves instead of a bad sign.

by philkid3 on Mar 16, 2010 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hoffpauir

fastball 0-1 (looking)
ball 1-1
low 2-1
foul 2-2

popup to Tea. inning over

""It was a ball, dude," Davis said. "I don’t swing at balls anymore." -CD

by ab03 on Mar 16, 2010 3:54 PM CDT reply actions  

EG
Four straight two-out hits for Feliz in the third. Coincides with second time facing hitters. Coincidence? Probably not.

by mgb5 on Mar 16, 2010 3:55 PM CDT reply actions  

he's wrong

if that were the case, they wouldn’t consistently get behind in the count.

""It was a ball, dude," Davis said. "I don’t swing at balls anymore." -CD

by ab03 on Mar 16, 2010 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Of course not

Evan really wants Feliz in the pen.

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Mar 16, 2010 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

nope

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Mar 16, 2010 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

.
Evan_P_Grant Feliz lasts only three innings. Threw 61 pitches. On pass/fail grading system today, I give it a pass for relief work, fail as starter.

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Mar 16, 2010 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Chad Johnson sez

“child please”.

"There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked." --Muhammad Ali

by coolaid on Mar 16, 2010 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

It sure soundedl ike one of the "two strike hits" was a weakly hit chopper. . .

. . . that just happened to bounce over the pitcher and at the second baseman with no range.

Yup. Pen it is.

by philkid3 on Mar 16, 2010 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Isn't CJ coming in next?

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Mar 16, 2010 3:57 PM CDT reply actions  

I heard Blake say Ogando

was warming up….maybe they planned on bringing in CJ in the 5th inning no matter what.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Mar 16, 2010 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

When is a realistic time

for Feliz to be in the rotation for good, start of next season? Sometime this year?

my better is better than your better.

by rangerjake on Mar 16, 2010 4:00 PM CDT reply actions  

I think it depends.

I would say last third of this season at the earliest, opening day 2011 at the latest.

I’m not a source or an expert.

by philkid3 on Mar 16, 2010 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah I agree

it depends on a lot of factors, including his development and injuries/ineffectiveness of others. I was just wondering if there was an accepted time frame for that, but I would guess about the same as you

my better is better than your better.

by rangerjake on Mar 16, 2010 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

I would really prefer

that Felix go to AAA and work as a SP. That would be the best in the longterm for the team and Feliz. Let Nippert assume the role Feliz had in the pen last year and BMac can be the long RP.

Vladimir Guererro - 2010 AL MVP

by RangerMad on Mar 16, 2010 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

What an awesome fanpost that just appeared to the right

We need to not always make hard work out of sex- Rick Carlisle.

by sprite on Mar 16, 2010 4:00 PM CDT reply actions  

i know, lol.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 16, 2010 4:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Making Silva look good

is not that impressive. That was an ugly inning

by Hull Fan on Mar 16, 2010 4:00 PM CDT reply actions  

Eephus style?

We need to not always make hard work out of sex- Rick Carlisle.

by sprite on Mar 16, 2010 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Omar Beltre in now

strikes out Soriano

""It was a ball, dude," Davis said. "I don’t swing at balls anymore." -CD

by ab03 on Mar 16, 2010 4:04 PM CDT reply actions  

Grant
3:54: The third inning may tell the tale on Feliz. He gets first two outs easily, then faces top of the order for the second time. Four straight two-out hits, resulting in three runs, follow. That right there will cancel out the impressive work from the first two innings.

You’re wrong

""It was a ball, dude," Davis said. "I don’t swing at balls anymore." -CD

by ab03 on Mar 16, 2010 4:05 PM CDT reply actions  

Not that I'm disagreeing with you ...

but does anybody know why Grant wants to see Feliz in the Pen?

"Ok, post your favorite moment of the Tom Hicks era
Mine is today when he sold the team." - t ball

by Athos on Mar 16, 2010 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

because he thinks a reliever is more valuable

and that Feliz should be helping the big league club this year instead of developing into a starter

""It was a ball, dude," Davis said. "I don’t swing at balls anymore." -CD

by ab03 on Mar 16, 2010 4:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is that something he's actually said?

"Ok, post your favorite moment of the Tom Hicks era
Mine is today when he sold the team." - t ball

by Athos on Mar 16, 2010 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

But it was an actual statement from Jean-Jacques

"Dying ain't hard. It’s living in the wake of a thorough public humiliation that’s hard.--JDT217

by WestTxAg06 on Mar 16, 2010 4:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's ridiculous

We need to not always make hard work out of sex- Rick Carlisle.

by sprite on Mar 16, 2010 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

announcers talking about only one hard hit ball

Fukudome barely hit it, and the other two were slow up the middle (Byrd ball easily could have been had by Feliz)

""It was a ball, dude," Davis said. "I don’t swing at balls anymore." -CD

by ab03 on Mar 16, 2010 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

That last part made no sense to me whatsoever.

I had to read it three or four times to figure out what you were trying to say.

Then I remembered Marlon Byrd is a Cub. . .

by philkid3 on Mar 16, 2010 4:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fontenot flies out to RF

""It was a ball, dude," Davis said. "I don’t swing at balls anymore." -CD

by ab03 on Mar 16, 2010 4:06 PM CDT reply actions  

So, just got home, check the box and see we're getting pwned by Carlos Silva?

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 16, 2010 4:07 PM CDT reply actions  

And how did Fleas do today?

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 16, 2010 4:08 PM CDT reply actions  

Epic fail

per EG

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Mar 16, 2010 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Beltre walks Soto after a full count

""It was a ball, dude," Davis said. "I don’t swing at balls anymore." -CD

by ab03 on Mar 16, 2010 4:08 PM CDT reply actions  

Beltre gets the strikeout to end the inning

""It was a ball, dude," Davis said. "I don’t swing at balls anymore." -CD

by ab03 on Mar 16, 2010 4:09 PM CDT reply actions  

CJ next?

We need to not always make hard work out of sex- Rick Carlisle.

by sprite on Mar 16, 2010 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

yup

should be.

""It was a ball, dude," Davis said. "I don’t swing at balls anymore." -CD

by ab03 on Mar 16, 2010 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

yep

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Mar 16, 2010 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Should be.

"There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked." --Muhammad Ali

by coolaid on Mar 16, 2010 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

no

""It was a ball, dude," Davis said. "I don’t swing at balls anymore." -CD

by ab03 on Mar 16, 2010 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

CJ next?

my better is better than your better.

by rangerjake on Mar 16, 2010 4:13 PM CDT reply actions  

yup should be

yep
should be
probably
no.

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Mar 16, 2010 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

clear your throat, announcer!

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Mar 16, 2010 4:15 PM CDT reply actions  

highly unfortunate, then.

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Mar 16, 2010 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hear cocaine helps with that.

He should go talk to Wash.

Ready for some baseball.

by TXHC on Mar 16, 2010 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

because he's black?

shouldn’t he go talk to Josh Hamilton?

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Mar 16, 2010 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

There was a Wash on coke fanpost minutes ago

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Mar 16, 2010 4:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

must've been too hilarious

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Mar 16, 2010 4:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

yea I posted the fanpost then took it down because I had no link

I heard it from a local writer thats all I will say……I guess I am anidiot for asking about it and a genius if its true but I have no link= proof

so nevermind

by WALKERMAN on Mar 16, 2010 4:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

what did it say?

that Wash did coke?

""It was a ball, dude," Davis said. "I don’t swing at balls anymore." -CD

by ab03 on Mar 16, 2010 4:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes.

"There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked." --Muhammad Ali

by coolaid on Mar 16, 2010 4:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Another sock puppet?

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Mar 16, 2010 4:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wash tested positive for a controlled substance... cocaine

And someone, can’t remember who, was replacing him as manager.

by octoberty on Mar 16, 2010 4:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Buechele

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Mar 16, 2010 4:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Buechele

We need to not always make hard work out of sex- Rick Carlisle.

by sprite on Mar 16, 2010 4:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

IMO, that reveals the lack of veracity

No way this club replaces its manager with a guy with that little managing/coaching experience, right?

"Dying ain't hard. It’s living in the wake of a thorough public humiliation that’s hard.--JDT217

by WestTxAg06 on Mar 16, 2010 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

and with Hurdle here

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Mar 16, 2010 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

I can't figure out if the replacement

is Hurdle or Boo (but both are “Nolan Guys”)

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Mar 16, 2010 4:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Last year

there was also speculation that Jackie Moore would take over as manager if Wash was let go.

It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin

by txranger7 on Mar 16, 2010 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

But Nolan played with him

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Mar 16, 2010 4:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Because I'm confused now

I’d like to be clear. This is all unsubstantiated chatter at this point, right?

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Mar 16, 2010 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yup

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Mar 16, 2010 4:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

HEY!

I only gift some out of my private stash, fucker.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Mar 16, 2010 4:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Steve Buechele.

"There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked." --Muhammad Ali

by coolaid on Mar 16, 2010 4:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is he at the game yet?

If so, then it’s bullshit.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Mar 16, 2010 4:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

yea

basically I heard from a good source but really cannot beleive it. There is suppose to be a story out about it soon but what I heard basically is that Wash somehow tested positive for cocaine and Steve Buechele was going to replace him as manager.

Yes I know Buechele has only been a manager for 2 years and yes I know managers do not get drug tested…..

so thats why I took it down…..

by WALKERMAN on Mar 16, 2010 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

They said Wash was late for the game because he was stuck

in traffic (he had been watching the B game).

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Mar 16, 2010 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah, watching the b game with his snout in an ounce of white.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 16, 2010 4:29 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

lol

Ready for some baseball.

by TXHC on Mar 16, 2010 4:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

giggle giggle

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Mar 16, 2010 4:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

cool

I am full of shit whatever… you will not hear from again about it…carry on

by WALKERMAN on Mar 16, 2010 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

i instantly regret

posting anything about it on here… I hope I am wriong and I was just being fucked with

by WALKERMAN on Mar 16, 2010 4:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

don't sweat it dude, we're just having a good time.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 16, 2010 4:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Coke makes you sweat

I’ve heard

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Mar 16, 2010 4:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh I am not sweating it....

I should of known I would get hammered for posting something like that especially without a link

It was just a crazy rumor I heard from a local sportswriter. I want some serious blog love on here if I end yup being right but Steve Buechele? seriously? lol

by WALKERMAN on Mar 16, 2010 4:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

i will be your coke whore if you are right.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 16, 2010 4:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Proffesor Griff, huh?

I bought Eazy’s b/c of NWA

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Mar 16, 2010 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

You got that right....Da Leader of the S1W's....

I was into Eazy, but I think NWA was like 2 or 3 yrs ahead of my time.

I listened to PE and They Might Be Giants, I was kinda all over the place.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 16, 2010 4:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Same here sir, our music generation was

very diverse.

"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Mar 16, 2010 4:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't really like rap, but NWA

wuz for real, yo

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Mar 16, 2010 4:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Cathy Harasta?

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Mar 16, 2010 4:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

I agree

you need to give us your source. Only way you get love.

""It was a ball, dude," Davis said. "I don’t swing at balls anymore." -CD

by ab03 on Mar 16, 2010 4:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

I second that idea

JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook

by laxtonto on Mar 16, 2010 4:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

that guy looks like he pounds cocktails.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 16, 2010 4:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Who doesn't?

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Mar 16, 2010 4:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Good Point!

/Greggo

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Mar 16, 2010 4:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

hazmat uniform

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Mar 16, 2010 4:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

motorcycle greggo

Nobody is perfect, i am nobody, therefore, i am perfect

by 34express on Mar 16, 2010 4:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

don't forget pajamagram

"He's not coming back. That chick was like, the Pele of anal."

-- Sterling Archer

by RCCook on Mar 16, 2010 4:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

did he have a shoe with live gold fish in them?

Nobody is perfect, i am nobody, therefore, i am perfect

by 34express on Mar 16, 2010 4:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

No, but he was one of the largest landowners

in California

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Mar 16, 2010 4:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

can't remember the name of the product?

Made with Yohimbe (sp) bark for a little boom-boom in the bedroom

It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin

by txranger7 on Mar 16, 2010 4:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Look out that window/Hard Line

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Mar 16, 2010 4:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Somebody was fucking with you

"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan

by Dirk Diggler on Mar 16, 2010 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

didn't last long..

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Mar 16, 2010 4:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

it's gone now?

""It was a ball, dude," Davis said. "I don’t swing at balls anymore." -CD

by ab03 on Mar 16, 2010 4:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's almost too wild to dream up

but it imagine it’s true.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Mar 16, 2010 4:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Should say...

…but I can’t imagine it being true."

I know it’s not unheard of for older people to use coke but Wash is in his late 50’s.

If you’re going to have a coke problem, I imagine you develop when you’re much younger.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Mar 16, 2010 4:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Maury Wills got nailed for a coke problem

when he was managing the M’s (sometime in mid 80’s).

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Mar 16, 2010 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

who was the manager that got busted with some blow while he was managing in the minors?

ex-big leaguer.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 16, 2010 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wally Backman had some problem, don't think it was coke though

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Mar 16, 2010 4:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Butch Hobson

He also managed Red Sox.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Mar 16, 2010 4:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Roll Tide, forgot about him

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Mar 16, 2010 4:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, JBlake sounds a little like Harry Carey

circa 1974.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Mar 16, 2010 4:16 PM CDT reply actions  

What a perfect pass

We need to not always make hard work out of sex- Rick Carlisle.

by sprite on Mar 16, 2010 4:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

score?

my better is better than your better.

by rangerjake on Mar 16, 2010 4:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

1-0 Inter 3-1 aggregate

We need to not always make hard work out of sex- Rick Carlisle.

by sprite on Mar 16, 2010 4:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Drogba red

That’s game

We need to not always make hard work out of sex- Rick Carlisle.

by sprite on Mar 16, 2010 4:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Chelsea losing, and Drogba sees red?

Oh, happy day…

"He's not coming back. That chick was like, the Pele of anal."

-- Sterling Archer

by RCCook on Mar 16, 2010 4:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

You should be running bookmarklets on MW today

Trust me.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Mar 16, 2010 4:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wouldn't surprise me if Inter went on to win the CL

We need to not always make hard work out of sex- Rick Carlisle.

by sprite on Mar 16, 2010 4:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Arias.... working the walk

then getting thrown out stealing….

He’s really workin’ his way on to the team…

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Mar 16, 2010 4:21 PM CDT reply actions  

Yay, Arias.

Draw the walk, then fail on the bases. I really don’t like that guy.

"Ok, post your favorite moment of the Tom Hicks era
Mine is today when he sold the team." - t ball

by Athos on Mar 16, 2010 4:21 PM CDT reply actions  

He's a constant reminder of the failure that was the ARod trade.

Hart sucks. Hicks too.

"Ok, post your favorite moment of the Tom Hicks era
Mine is today when he sold the team." - t ball

by Athos on Mar 16, 2010 4:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

C.J. in

"There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked." --Muhammad Ali

by coolaid on Mar 16, 2010 4:21 PM CDT reply actions  

JBlake still riding Teagarden's ass

about those passed balls in CJ’s last start.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Mar 16, 2010 4:23 PM CDT reply actions  

Josey

You know who personally recruited Blake to come back to Texas, right?

He’s not one of “J.D.’s guys.”

by Adam J. Morris on Mar 16, 2010 4:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Boom goes the dynamite

"Dying ain't hard. It’s living in the wake of a thorough public humiliation that’s hard.--JDT217

by WestTxAg06 on Mar 16, 2010 4:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Theriot AB...

Misses inside – ball one
Misses high – ball two
low and away – ball three
called strike – strike one
grounded foul – full count
called strike three on the inside half of the plate

"There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked." --Muhammad Ali

by coolaid on Mar 16, 2010 4:23 PM CDT reply actions  

can't be a starter if you do that every time, though.

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Mar 16, 2010 4:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fukudome

two hopper to Andrus – quick out.
strong thowe from Elvis and my stream dies.

"There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked." --Muhammad Ali

by coolaid on Mar 16, 2010 4:24 PM CDT reply actions  

nice inning by Ceej.

(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."

by mtex on Mar 16, 2010 4:25 PM CDT reply actions  

CJ Wilson 1-2-3 inning

with 2 K’s

""It was a ball, dude," Davis said. "I don’t swing at balls anymore." -CD

by ab03 on Mar 16, 2010 4:25 PM CDT reply actions  

Very nice

We need to not always make hard work out of sex- Rick Carlisle.

by sprite on Mar 16, 2010 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

just got home, whats the score?

Nobody is perfect, i am nobody, therefore, i am perfect

by 34express on Mar 16, 2010 4:26 PM CDT reply actions  

30-0

"There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked." --Muhammad Ali

by coolaid on Mar 16, 2010 4:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

bears winning? ;-)

Nobody is perfect, i am nobody, therefore, i am perfect

by 34express on Mar 16, 2010 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

nice Buellerism

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 16, 2010 4:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

3-0 Cubs

"Ok, post your favorite moment of the Tom Hicks era
Mine is today when he sold the team." - t ball

by Athos on Mar 16, 2010 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

How did Perez look/sound?

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Mar 16, 2010 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Perez?

"Ok, post your favorite moment of the Tom Hicks era
Mine is today when he sold the team." - t ball

by Athos on Mar 16, 2010 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Old joke

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Mar 16, 2010 4:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Buehler...anyone?

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Mar 16, 2010 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

He threw a lot of good offspeed pitches

but allowed several hits, most of which were not hard hit, and could not get out of his jam. Probably a net negative for his attepmt to win a rotation spot and a net positive for the development of his secondary stuff.

by Brett Perryman on Mar 16, 2010 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is it really so horrible

if he goes to AAA and pitches for three months in their rotation? If he can help him develop into a better pitcher in the long run why would anyone be upset with that.

by Hull Fan on Mar 16, 2010 4:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

I would not be upset with that

I’m not sure who would be

""It was a ball, dude," Davis said. "I don’t swing at balls anymore." -CD

by ab03 on Mar 16, 2010 4:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's what

I hope happens.

"There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked." --Muhammad Ali

by coolaid on Mar 16, 2010 4:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thank you.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Mar 16, 2010 4:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

you betcha

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 16, 2010 4:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

I just got back from my friend's house, he was ragging on Feliz the whole time bc he's not dominating in ST.

So, yeah, he would think it would be horrible..well, funny actually.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 16, 2010 4:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

I know, I punched him right in the chin.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 16, 2010 4:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

thank you sir

Nobody is perfect, i am nobody, therefore, i am perfect

by 34express on Mar 16, 2010 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Ranger hitters got ants in their pants?

Work the count.

"There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked." --Muhammad Ali

by coolaid on Mar 16, 2010 4:29 PM CDT reply actions  

x
@bigleaguestew 13,157 fans here at HoHoKam to see the Cubs-Rangers today. Sold out. (They turned away plenty at the gate, too.)

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Mar 16, 2010 4:32 PM CDT reply actions  

wow
LoneStarDugout Interviewed Ortiz after the workout. Best interview i’ve ever done. What a story. I’ll make it free because it’s a must read.

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Mar 16, 2010 4:35 PM CDT reply actions  

Cool

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Mar 16, 2010 4:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

He could be

only played 1 year of HS ball

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Mar 16, 2010 4:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

yesterday

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Mar 16, 2010 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Second of the innings for CJ.

"There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked." --Muhammad Ali

by coolaid on Mar 16, 2010 4:35 PM CDT reply actions  

Second K

"There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked." --Muhammad Ali

by coolaid on Mar 16, 2010 4:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Easy inning for C.J.

"There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked." --Muhammad Ali

by coolaid on Mar 16, 2010 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

CJ For Starter Army

is claiming early victory.

No Mission Accomplished banners, please.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Mar 16, 2010 4:36 PM CDT reply actions  

I love the screen with the funky colors that says "PRINTING"

Every now and then, it stops and the screen says “THINKING”

by Inkara1 on Mar 16, 2010 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

it's totally 1984 at my house.

and i’m not talking about george orwell.

by reagan on Mar 16, 2010 4:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Heh

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Mar 16, 2010 4:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

me heart dot matrix

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 16, 2010 4:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

meh

It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin

by txranger7 on Mar 16, 2010 4:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ugh, I wish Joan Rivers didn't do the voiceover for that character.

Totally ruins the movie for me nowadays.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 16, 2010 4:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

I love the end at the wedding.

P: What’s your name
B: Barf
P: Your full name.
B: (proudly) Bartholomew

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 16, 2010 4:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

6 up, 6 down...nice

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Mar 16, 2010 4:37 PM CDT reply actions  

he hasn't gone through the order a second time

or is that only an issue with Feliz?

""It was a ball, dude," Davis said. "I don’t swing at balls anymore." -CD

by ab03 on Mar 16, 2010 4:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

wait

Cubs are making changes in the field. Doubt many people will see CJ a second time

""It was a ball, dude," Davis said. "I don’t swing at balls anymore." -CD

by ab03 on Mar 16, 2010 4:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

might make an ass out of u and ming though

Nobody is perfect, i am nobody, therefore, i am perfect

by 34express on Mar 16, 2010 4:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

me's cousin?

i got nothing

Nobody is perfect, i am nobody, therefore, i am perfect

by 34express on Mar 16, 2010 4:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

A Chinese Dynasty, from the mid-late 1300s?

Or a great poster at NMLR, either/or.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Mar 16, 2010 4:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

x

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 16, 2010 4:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

FLASH !

 CAN you cue up that old Queen song to go with that pic ?

keep on rockin' in the free world !

by mkassio on Mar 16, 2010 4:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Holland, Harrison, and McCarthy will have something to say about that.

I still think he ends up in the pen, unless he’s just heads over heels better than everybody else, and he really hasn’t been so far.

Ready for some baseball.

by TXHC on Mar 16, 2010 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure at this point there is somebody putting a thumb on the scale

such that he doesn’t have to be head over heels better

""It was a ball, dude," Davis said. "I don’t swing at balls anymore." -CD

by ab03 on Mar 16, 2010 4:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sounds good.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Mar 16, 2010 4:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

/Nolan

That is a great drop…

by bhudson on Mar 16, 2010 4:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

So is Dana Larson's

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Mar 16, 2010 4:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

This is what I don't like

From Grant:

The second time through the order, the Cubs were able to time his fastball and pick up for consecutive two-out hits that resulted in three runs.

Really? Time the fastballs? Is that really what happened?

""It was a ball, dude," Davis said. "I don’t swing at balls anymore." -CD

by ab03 on Mar 16, 2010 4:42 PM CDT reply actions  

Grant should shut up or Blake is lying to us.

"There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked." --Muhammad Ali

by coolaid on Mar 16, 2010 4:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Cubs guys thought he wasn't hit hard either

per people on twitter

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Mar 16, 2010 4:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Then Grant should

definitely shut up.

"There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked." --Muhammad Ali

by coolaid on Mar 16, 2010 4:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm happy to see

that the Evan Grant dislike is spreading. It needs to keep growing until he figures out that he’s a journalist not a very poor analyst.

"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington

by FirebatM3 on Mar 16, 2010 4:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

The thing is, I like him.

I’ve been following the Rangers for over 20 years, and he’s one of (if not the) best beat writers they’ve had in terms of volume of good output, and accessibility to the fans.

I don’t know what’s gotten up his ass all of the sudden regarding Feliz. I wish he’d STFU and get back to what he does best, which is relay tons of team related information to me. And stop trying to tell me what to think.

by bhudson on Mar 16, 2010 4:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Right on with the last part.

"There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked." --Muhammad Ali

by coolaid on Mar 16, 2010 4:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

On both for me

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Mar 16, 2010 4:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

I always thought Kat O'Brien>>>Grant

"If the Saints can reach the Superbowl, the Rangers can reach the World Series." - PhilKid
The Animated Ballpark in Arlington

by FirebatM3 on Mar 16, 2010 4:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Davis has a hat trick

""It was a ball, dude," Davis said. "I don’t swing at balls anymore." -CD

by ab03 on Mar 16, 2010 4:42 PM CDT reply actions  

K's?

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Mar 16, 2010 4:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

not homers

""It was a ball, dude," Davis said. "I don’t swing at balls anymore." -CD

by ab03 on Mar 16, 2010 4:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

DFA

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Mar 16, 2010 4:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

I know this is probably silly question. . .

. . . but do the Rangers ads really need to talk down to fans this much? It seems like every commercial is a basic introduction to something about the Rangers.

“Vlad now plays for the Rangers. . .”

by philkid3 on Mar 16, 2010 4:44 PM CDT reply actions  

Vlad?

What happened to Dean Palmer?

"We pitched, we caught the ball, we ran the bases, we had good days where we out-fundamentalized the other team." - Ronald Washington

by Pocket Ninja on Mar 16, 2010 4:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Deano's back !!

really? i wondered when he’d get called back from the OkC 89ers !

keep on rockin' in the free world !

by mkassio on Mar 16, 2010 4:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

They wouldn't know from local media

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Mar 16, 2010 4:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

maybe we can just change it to

“Believe it or not, now you’ll be bitching about the bats.”

What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.

by clark on Mar 16, 2010 4:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wilson has another K

up to 5

""It was a ball, dude," Davis said. "I don’t swing at balls anymore." -CD

by ab03 on Mar 16, 2010 4:47 PM CDT reply actions  

K #5 for C.J. with 8 batters faced.

"There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked." --Muhammad Ali

by coolaid on Mar 16, 2010 4:47 PM CDT reply actions  

and now CJ gives up a homer to someone named Baker

""It was a ball, dude," Davis said. "I don’t swing at balls anymore." -CD

by ab03 on Mar 16, 2010 4:47 PM CDT reply actions  

I know this is ST and all

but what our batters are doing today against the pitchers the Cubs are throwing out there is the Urban Dictionary definition of teh suck.

What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.

by clark on Mar 16, 2010 4:48 PM CDT reply actions  

Wilson out of the inning

still very manageable pitch count

""It was a ball, dude," Davis said. "I don’t swing at balls anymore." -CD

by ab03 on Mar 16, 2010 4:48 PM CDT reply actions  

Knock on wood...
Wilson needs eight pitches for third inning, which included his first mistake of game. He threw a lousy, hanging breaking pitch to Jeff Baker on an 0-and-1 count. Baker homered. Wilson has five strikeouts, no walks and has thrown only 34 pitches in three innings.

"There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked." --Muhammad Ali

by coolaid on Mar 16, 2010 4:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

This is soooo CJ

streaky dominance

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Mar 16, 2010 4:49 PM CDT reply actions  

OMG....
@ItsTopCat Jeff "Home Run’’ Baker just went deep on C.J. Keep Wilson in the bullpen. He and Feliz better in short bursts.

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Mar 16, 2010 4:51 PM CDT reply actions  

Is that Grant?

We need to not always make hard work out of sex- Rick Carlisle.

by sprite on Mar 16, 2010 4:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Cowlishaw

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Mar 16, 2010 4:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

No wonder newspapers are dying.

"There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked." --Muhammad Ali

by coolaid on Mar 16, 2010 4:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks a lot Berman

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Mar 16, 2010 4:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

relief mentality?

we’re never gonna hear the end of this.

"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Mar 16, 2010 4:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Smoaked

HR

""It was a ball, dude," Davis said. "I don’t swing at balls anymore." -CD

by ab03 on Mar 16, 2010 4:52 PM CDT reply actions  

He Smoak's it.

HR.

"There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked." --Muhammad Ali

by coolaid on Mar 16, 2010 4:52 PM CDT reply actions  

Justin Smoak is so bored with spring training pitching

He intentionally gives himself a 0-2 handicap each AB just for giggles

by Telegraph on Mar 16, 2010 4:53 PM CDT reply actions  

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