3/16/10 GDT2
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Wash on coke???????????
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
Cathy Harasta with the scoop
""It was a ball, dude," Davis said. "I don’t swing at balls anymore." -CD
Then he is a moron
:)
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Ugh, we already covered this!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
You gonna have to change your nick
Your supply just dried up…maybe you should go by Miller now.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Haha
Your bed is a car
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chrom on Mar 16, 2010 5:09 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
My roommates got it for me.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
I am not familiar with the movie you are quoting.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Kinda upset I missed that one
anyone have an achieved copy?
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
Well, maybe having an archived copy is some sort of achievement
"Dying ain't hard. It’s living in the wake of a thorough public humiliation that’s hard.--JDT217
archieved copy or still open window or the page still thier browser memory
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
In a nutshell.
Wash tested positive for coke, will soon be fired, and Steve Buechele will replace him. No kind of source was given.
Ready for some baseball.
yea I heard it from a star telegram sportswriter
not a chick…he has been sitting on the story until the club comes out with it b ut like I said I regret posting about it because everyone nows thinks I am on coke….new coke that is…..
Forfet I mentioned it but if I am right yall all have to kiss my ass! lol j/k
I just kissed it
Did you feel it?
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
might look a little something like this

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
that's.... nice.
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
what is with all this
wash on coke business?
People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~Rogers Hornsby
read the last thread
"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.
by Kinslerhomer on Mar 16, 2010 4:59 PM CDT up reply actions
and navigate through 95% nonsense..no thanks
People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. ~Rogers Hornsby
And in fairness, most of the nonsense on the last thread was related to said "wash on coke business"
"Dying ain't hard. It’s living in the wake of a thorough public humiliation that’s hard.--JDT217
BS
And now a joke.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
My favorite outfielder is up to bat
and Engel strikes out
""It was a ball, dude," Davis said. "I don’t swing at balls anymore." -CD
Nice to see him
at least try to work the count.
"There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked." --Muhammad Ali
Engel
working the count. Still strikes out though.
"There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked." --Muhammad Ali
Concerning Colishaw's tweet from the first thread
He is an idiot when it comes to baseball. I watched Lincecum give up a HR to Choo on mlb an hour ago-should he go to the bullpen, too?
"I’m not in the meetings and not part of the discussions; it’s not my responsibility. . My responsibility is to go out and win tonight. My focus is to win tonight. The club has to look at more than just this year." -Michael Young
Regarding Grant and Feliz
I guess I fail to see the problem with Grant’s stance if his argument is simply that Feliz would help the Rangers more in the bullpen this year.
I actually agree with that. Pitching in the big leagues, like most things, takes growing pains. We let guys like Harrison, Holland and Hunter take their lumps last year and I expect all (but especially Harrison and Holland) to take major strides this year. With Harden, Feldman, Hunter, Wilson, Holland, McCarthy, Harrison and Lewis in the mix, why not let Feliz spend another year shutting down opponents at crucial spots late in the game? All that does is give him probably around 80-100 extra innings of ML experience and, should we fall out of contention at some point, we can stretch him out in the minors and let him come up in September as a starter. I guess I fail to see why that’s a bad option.
What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.
sorta agree
plus I think EG senses the way the wind’s blowing between JD’s ears and his writing reflects this
Well I think it would have taken a lot for him to make the rotation out of ST this year
but when he starts talking about he can’t get anybody out the 2nd time through etc… It’s kind of hard to take anything he says seriously.
We need to not always make hard work out of sex- Rick Carlisle.
The second time through the order, the Cubs were able to time his fastball and pick up for consecutive two-out hits that resulted in three runs.
The radio guys clearly don’t agree with him.
"There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked." --Muhammad Ali
Sorta OT
Can’t believe I hadn’t shared this story earlier, but the Greggo comments last thread made me think of it:
One of my best friends recently ran into this girl that we both knew back in our early 20’s (when she was around 17-18) and in catching up with her, found out she wound up dating Greggo about the time he confessed his Percocet addiction. Said he was a complete freak.
What’s even stranger- this chick ran around with a group of other girls, who we also knew back then. One of them was Ashley Esposito, the infamous “babysitter” who broke up Esteban Loaiza’s marriage. Both Ashley and this other girl used to hang out at my place when I was rooming with the guitarist from Elysian Fields.
Yeah, they were both hot, and no, I never got to.
"He's not coming back. That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
-- Sterling Archer
Unlucky you
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
No
Alternative, sorta shoegazer/psychedelic noise band, kinda like Catherine Wheel or Ride with a bit of Spiritualized thrown in, but nowhere near as good as any of those.
They were all UT-Arlington guys- the only one anyone might know these days is the drummer, Bruce Alford, who played for a bit with Vibrolux and Eleven Hundred Springs.
"He's not coming back. That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
-- Sterling Archer
x
Can’t believe they used to play that song live.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Wow- like Prince doing Batdance
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
totally.
But I’m not going to lie, I used to watch the shit out of Flash Gordon.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I like me some Brian Blessed...
and Timothy Dalton..
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
and the Michael Keaton Batman with Prince singing
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Mar 16, 2010 5:22 PM CDT up reply actions
I think (and I'm gonna catch a lot of flak for this)
Jack was the best Joker…
"Hang-Dai, Wu...Hang-Fu$&ing-Dai"
by Walter Sobchak on Mar 16, 2010 5:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Uh oh
2nd, 3rd nobody out for Wilson.
""It was a ball, dude," Davis said. "I don’t swing at balls anymore." -CD
1 out
"There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked." --Muhammad Ali
2 outs
"There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked." --Muhammad Ali
gets out of the jam with out giving up a run.
Job well done, C.J.
"There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked." --Muhammad Ali
Shroom: Tanner warming up
"There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked." --Muhammad Ali
NO DAMMIT
WAIT UNTIL WE CAN WATCH HIM ON THE TEEVEE TOMORROW YOU ASSHOLES.
by LiamP on Mar 16, 2010 5:06 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
This times 1000!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
OK.. Ok... guys. I"m here. What'd I miss?
And am I really seeing Gameday right and CJ has 21 pitches for 21 strikes?
"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.
yes
no
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
This reminds me of Jack Donaghy on 30 Rock before the committee investigating the microwave industry
“Mr Donaghy, is it true that GE executives routinely used company helicopters to dry their personal residences’ tennis courts?”
“Yes and no. Yes it is true, no it isn’t not true.”
"Dying ain't hard. It’s living in the wake of a thorough public humiliation that’s hard.--JDT217
You missed nothing
Zilch, nada…nothing to see here folks…
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
There was the time Arias couldn't reach a grounder
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
But that's every game he appears in, though.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
This makes me happy and sad at the same time.
Glad I missed a whole lot of nothing, pissed that no one did anything worth a damn.
Smoak went yard? This isn’t good? You guys are depressing me with your lack of details.
"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.
Wash tested positive for cocaine, that's why we're all kinda bummed.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
That explains the physique.
"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.
Oh yeah, and Wash does Cocaine...
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
'Home Run' Baker went deep
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
Is he kin to Rube?
"Dying ain't hard. It’s living in the wake of a thorough public humiliation that’s hard.--JDT217
Nice
CJ gets another ground out. 2 outs. Runners still at 2nd and 3rd
""It was a ball, dude," Davis said. "I don’t swing at balls anymore." -CD
Another ground out
3 straight ground outs, Cubs scoreless for the inning
""It was a ball, dude," Davis said. "I don’t swing at balls anymore." -CD
so for all the announcers rambling... Ceej is doing well?
just the one HR… plus getting behind on the last couple of batters?
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
did give up a single and double as well last inning
a long double
""It was a ball, dude," Davis said. "I don’t swing at balls anymore." -CD
hmm
the pitcher graduated from my high school a year after me
""It was a ball, dude," Davis said. "I don’t swing at balls anymore." -CD
James Russell?
"There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked." --Muhammad Ali
Wasn't paying attention.
I phase out when listening to the radio.
"There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked." --Muhammad Ali
3 hits today,
I suppose knee jerk is the best word for it, but man our hit count per game so far in ST is turrible
"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"
Barf
"We pitched, we caught the ball, we ran the bases, we had good days where we out-fundamentalized the other team." - Ronald Washington
Went to MLB.com to listen to the game and there's Alyssa Milano
I never get tired of seeing her. She’s exactly one month older than me although I look 6.5 times older.
"You promised me, Eckstein, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life, there have only been one set of prints in the sand. Why, when I have needed you most, have you not been there for me?" David Eckstein replied, "Because my little legs had gotten tired, and you were carrying me." And I looked down and saw that I was still carrying David Eckstein.
Then he grounded out weakly to second.
Heavens to Betsy.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Someone who is able to listen enlighten the rest of us
What is happening?
"I’m not in the meetings and not part of the discussions; it’s not my responsibility. . My responsibility is to go out and win tonight. My focus is to win tonight. The club has to look at more than just this year." -Michael Young
the game is over
we won the world series
""It was a ball, dude," Davis said. "I don’t swing at balls anymore." -CD
Yes, and Warsh is bringing the party supplies
"Dying ain't hard. It’s living in the wake of a thorough public humiliation that’s hard.--JDT217
Really thought I'd be more excited
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
Oh, that makes sense
(there was some sarcasm there) but just a little
Elvis has "shook up" Arlington!!
JP
Jurickson Profar (Live BP/BP):
Ben Henry vs Profar: Profar made good contact against Henry’s FB, but didn’t elevate the ball with much authority. Henry’s CB fooled Profar several times resulting in weak contact or awkward lunges.
Profar struggled against off-speed stuff today, especially when hitting from the RH side. It’s not surprising, given his age and current fastball timing. He’s a quick study, so I don’t think he will ever wear the label of a hitter that can only hit fastballs. … See More
When hitting RH, Profar tends to tuck his hands a bit and will inside/out the ball to the opposite field. His swing isn’t as fluid and he lacks the same pop.
Profar is one of the few young hitters I have seen that will be uber-selective during coach thrown BP. He simply won’t swing the bat unless it’s a pitch he thinks he can work with. The early hints of an advanced approach are starting to show up. The majority of cage hitters will swing regardless of the location, just to put the bat to the ball. Profar takes BP like a player trying to get a hit with the game on the line, as if he simply doesn’t have a pitch to waste.
"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.
by Kinslerhomer on Mar 16, 2010 5:32 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Wow
I am in love with Jurick.
"Dying ain't hard. It’s living in the wake of a thorough public humiliation that’s hard.--JDT217
I was at most of the game, and before I rant about how terrible HoHokam Park and Mesa, Arizona is in general, I have something kinda cool to share.
So after Feliz and Beltre’s outing, both of them started jogging on the warning track. I decided to go get me a sharpie and attempt to get an autograph from both. So I wait in line in the Cubs gift shop for a $5 sharpie (damn!). I buy the sharpie and then I went to the left field railing on the foul side of the foul pole. I see Feliz is still jogging, I look below me and Omar is standing there. I yell “Omar” he looked up and I made a signing gesture on my hat and ask “Can you sign my hat”. He graciously shook his head yes. So I drop my hat and sharpie over the railing for him to sign. At this time, Feliz is jogging our way and I look at Omar while pointing at Neftali and asked “Can you get Neftali to sign it, too?”. Feliz shook his head no, which was fine because I think he didn’t want to get horded by the other fans around me (I think I was the only one with a sharpie or pen, but whatever). It was still cool of Omar to sign, though.
So back to Mesa, and HoHokam Park. That place is terrible, ugly, and there were way too many scalpers there. I would encourage people to stay AWAY from the Cubs facilities if you were to ever make the trip out to Mesa. There is no good parking, I had to park in a gravel lot for $3, which is fine, but it was a ways from the field (Parking is free in Suprise, FYI). The park is located across the street from a damn cemetary, as well as being adjacent to several run down residential homes. The park itself is run down, old, and ugly. The Cubs fans are annoying as well. Scalpers were trying to sell tickets at $75 and up. They even try to get you out of line by lying and saying tickets were sold out, which they almost did.
The only good thing about today was the autograph, watching Feliz and Omar pitch, getting Omar’s autograph, and Smoak’s homerun. I also got a free lawn seat, which I just stood on the walkway on the 3rd base side, anyways (the lawn was full).
So, overall, if you come to Arizona for Cactus League ball, stay AWAY from Mesa. If you do choose to catch the Cubbies, order your tickets well in advance.
"Blister please, with those wings in your spine.
Love to be with a brother of mine.
How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth,
In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep,
Wrapped in boxes so tight, sounding only at night as you sleep." ~Jeff Mangum; Neutral Milk Hotel
That's just how the scene at Wrigley is....
there are 3 or 4 Ticket offices across the street from Wrigley which re-sale tickets to games.
I even think that the Trib used to own one of said companies.
It’s hard to get a walk up ticket to any Cubs game, it’s a shame that these turds take their game to ST.
We used to wait til the game started then went up to the scalpers who literally had 100 tickets in each hand and tell them we’d give them 50% of the marked price….always worked. This is a true story.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Durrett's notes
Man, the way CJ and Maddux are talking, CJ went a loooong way toward claiming a rotation spot today.
Out of all the pitchers I've seen since I've got to Arizona
B-Mac has looked the most impressive.
"Blister please, with those wings in your spine.
Love to be with a brother of mine.
How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth,
In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep,
Wrapped in boxes so tight, sounding only at night as you sleep." ~Jeff Mangum; Neutral Milk Hotel
What I figured looking at the box.
Sigh.
The way Feliz is pitching this spring, the back of the bullpen is gonna be kinda sparse when they put CJ in the rotation.
Morality you can fake. Fun you either have or you don't.
I'm not worried about Feliz...
The cheez he’s sporting will always go a long way in the pen. I do hope CJ gets a chance to start because to me he is being underutilized as a setup man…when CJ is on, he can get you out with all his pitches, which makes him a bona fide starter.
by slimshadty12 on Mar 17, 2010 12:26 AM CDT up reply actions
Feliz
I think they’re going to send him to the minors based on the way he’s pitched this spring. Which, in the long run is probably better for him and for the club, but in the short run it’s going to leave a DOD/Ray/Oliver setup corps if CJ makes the roto. Not terrible, but not as strong as it would be with CJ in there.
Morality you can fake. Fun you either have or you don't.
Dude
There’s no way he’s not better then the worst guy in the pen this current second..making him beneficial short term which is why he will be in the pen especially with Hunter going down and CJ zeroing in the 4th spot.
by slimshadty12 on Mar 21, 2010 11:21 PM CDT up reply actions
I've been at the point where I couldn't give less of a shit about ST games this year
But we got shut down by Carlos fucking Silva today.
Spring training or not, that’s a FAIL.
Morality you can fake. Fun you either have or you don't.

















