"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

I was a Ranger fan when being a Rangers fan wasn't cool.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

Derek Holland-2011 AL Cy Young

"You promised me, Eckstein, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life, there have only been one set of prints in the sand. Why, when I have needed you most, have you not been there for me?" David Eckstein replied, "Because my little legs had gotten tired, and you were carrying me." And I looked down and saw that I was still carrying David Eckstein.

Then he grounded out weakly to second.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

Rusty, the bed was very soft- Clark W. Griswold

My virtual Texas Rangers Cards

"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.

"They’ve taken the Illini to the woodshed."
-Steve Lavin on Mizzou v. Illinois

Go Rice Owls!

Unbiased. Unprejudiced. Fair.

"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan

Vladimir Guererro - 2010 AL MVP

Oh my god! What can it be? We're all doomed! Who's flying this thing?
-Wash

baseBALLIN!

Is 2010 our year??

Pro baseball has always been a dream, so this is pretty freakin’ cool out here. -- Tim Steggall, undrafted Rangers minor leaguer.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

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"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"

"Jurick Profar is tired of practice!! I wanna play I wanna play….waiting for march 12 to go to spring training! to kill some pichers:D:D I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!" - Jurickson Profar

And That Happened: Sports with a Hint of Sarcasm

Morality you can fake. Fun you either have or you don't.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

"Purity of heart is to will one thing" - Kierkegaard

Fuck Mike Estabrook

And mankind is naught but a single nation - Qu'ran 2:213

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