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Around SBN: Jeremy Lin's Game-Winner Was Incredible, Worth Remembering

He was tested in July 2009 and notified MLB after the test that he might fail. I feel shocked.

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Or black jelly beans.

Really GoET???

"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.

by AceJC on Mar 17, 2010 2:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

jelly bean racist

I’m with GoET on this one.

Licorice jelly beans = awesome

"He's not coming back. That chick was like, the Pele of anal."

-- Sterling Archer

by RCCook on Mar 17, 2010 2:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Good N Plenty

AWESOME! I can’t wait to get my braces off so I can once again enjoy black jelly beans and good n plentys.

"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Mar 17, 2010 3:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh ya

the best kind of jelly beans there are!

After Fuentes blows a save and an Angels loss to the Indians:
"Angels still in first place" - UCI Halo
"Hey you know who would have gotten those 3 outs in the 9th?
Darren O’Day." - FirebatM3
LOL

by MayurP on Mar 17, 2010 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

THE GERMANS HAVE BOMBED PEARL HARBOR!

I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!- Jurickson Profar 2/15/2010

by Aquaman, Esq. on Mar 17, 2010 2:55 PM CDT reply actions  

Was it over then, HELL NO!

PM Productions - My Work - Song of the Week - Clip of the Week

"Heres the thing... I made that tape special for today, my special Monday morning tape for you, SPECIAL!

Well it's fucking Monday afternoon you should get out of bed earlier!"
John Cusack and Jack Black, High Fidelity

by FormerLSBUser on Mar 17, 2010 2:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

and it aint over now!!!!

I can't help it. I’m an asshole.
-brettgardner on Jul 7, 2009 10:55 PM EDT

by Jayslick on Mar 17, 2010 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

BREAKING NEWS

Michael Jackson has died at the age of 50.

There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem - once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit. ~Al Gallagher

by Suicide Prince on Mar 17, 2010 2:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Some guy named Adolf is causing problems in the Sudetenland

DEVELOPING!

I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!- Jurickson Profar 2/15/2010

by Aquaman, Esq. on Mar 17, 2010 2:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pedro Gomez on ESPN

Just talked to RW, ganna go on ESPN in a sec to talk about it

PM Productions - My Work - Song of the Week - Clip of the Week

"Heres the thing... I made that tape special for today, my special Monday morning tape for you, SPECIAL!

Well it's fucking Monday afternoon you should get out of bed earlier!"
John Cusack and Jack Black, High Fidelity

by FormerLSBUser on Mar 17, 2010 2:55 PM CDT reply actions  

...

Was tested three times a week since July last season

Is tested once a week now

Nolan backed him, “Were family”…

Nolan didnt judge him…

JD and Nolan went to doctors to look into cocaine, and doctors confirmed that RW only used it once, was not a habitual user… On this, they gave RW another chance…

PM Productions - My Work - Song of the Week - Clip of the Week

"Heres the thing... I made that tape special for today, my special Monday morning tape for you, SPECIAL!

Well it's fucking Monday afternoon you should get out of bed earlier!"
John Cusack and Jack Black, High Fidelity

by FormerLSBUser on Mar 17, 2010 2:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Interview will be

on sportscenter in full later today

PM Productions - My Work - Song of the Week - Clip of the Week

"Heres the thing... I made that tape special for today, my special Monday morning tape for you, SPECIAL!

Well it's fucking Monday afternoon you should get out of bed earlier!"
John Cusack and Jack Black, High Fidelity

by FormerLSBUser on Mar 17, 2010 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Those doctors are stupis sonofabitch liars!

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Mar 17, 2010 3:05 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

ha

i think i understand what you did there

by JDavidd on Mar 17, 2010 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Would've had to, don't ya think?

That would be one for sure way to tell if it was habitual use or not.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Mar 17, 2010 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

sez the guy who loaned his hair to Worsh to fake out the drug test

by shroomer on Mar 17, 2010 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

I gotz the curls, fo' sho'

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Mar 17, 2010 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

in 2 hours

PM Productions - My Work - Song of the Week - Clip of the Week

"Heres the thing... I made that tape special for today, my special Monday morning tape for you, SPECIAL!

Well it's fucking Monday afternoon you should get out of bed earlier!"
John Cusack and Jack Black, High Fidelity

by FormerLSBUser on Mar 17, 2010 2:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

I wonder if SBN keeps a comments per minute statistic (or if they could produce one and run it historically), and which threads are at the top of that list.

by jwiscarson on Mar 17, 2010 2:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Keep in mind

1/3 of that was an arguement regarding the difference between ‘loose’ and ‘lose’….typos/mistakes.

There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem - once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit. ~Al Gallagher

by Suicide Prince on Mar 17, 2010 3:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fukc you!

Speeling is imporant.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Mar 17, 2010 3:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Tru

Tru

There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem - once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit. ~Al Gallagher

by Suicide Prince on Mar 17, 2010 3:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Your condescending ax are getting too bee to much

There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem - once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit. ~Al Gallagher

by Suicide Prince on Mar 17, 2010 3:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Your so

SMRT RODKNEE!

The bloggerformelyknownasBigBaddBubbaJ

by NYTXFAN on Mar 17, 2010 3:11 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

I am so smart, I am so smart

Still one of my fav lines from that show.

There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem - once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit. ~Al Gallagher

by Suicide Prince on Mar 17, 2010 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Were their's smoak their's fyre

"You promised me, Eckstein, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life, there have only been one set of prints in the sand. Why, when I have needed you most, have you not been there for me?" David Eckstein replied, "Because my little legs had gotten tired, and you were carrying me." And I looked down and saw that I was still carrying David Eckstein.

Then he grounded out weakly to second.

by WyoRanger on Mar 17, 2010 4:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Any more ridiculous than.........

………..over 1000 comments broken up into 2 threads for a spring training game? That was monday night.

by Hard8 on Mar 17, 2010 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

I made that joke about an hour and a half ago.

I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!- Jurickson Profar 2/15/2010

by Aquaman, Esq. on Mar 17, 2010 2:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

It was literally the first thing I thought of

When someone said that his addiction might be an asset to the team.

If so, we need to go whole hog on this thing.

I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!- Jurickson Profar 2/15/2010

by Aquaman, Esq. on Mar 17, 2010 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Credit is all yours. I was trying to photoshop it before the thread was locked

by moffat on Mar 17, 2010 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Someone photoshop this .gif.

I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!- Jurickson Profar 2/15/2010

by Aquaman, Esq. on Mar 17, 2010 3:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

I love the part when he's dancing...the lift of the hood move is legendary.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 17, 2010 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Here's another

I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!- Jurickson Profar 2/15/2010

by Aquaman, Esq. on Mar 17, 2010 3:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

What is this movie?

I must watch it.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Mar 17, 2010 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's from the Chapelle Show.

One of his characters is Tyrone Biggums.

I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!- Jurickson Profar 2/15/2010

by Aquaman, Esq. on Mar 17, 2010 3:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

chapelle show fool

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 17, 2010 3:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Shame on you, Rodney

"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Mar 17, 2010 3:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Holy crap!?

you seemed like a hip dude…

by bhudson on Mar 17, 2010 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

I just never got into Chapelle
  • hangs head in shame *

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Mar 17, 2010 3:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

People tend to overrate him.

He’s funny and all, just not top 25 funny.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Mar 17, 2010 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

He started out fast man...season 1 was great, 2 was good, 3 had it's moments but pretty much 'meh.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 17, 2010 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

I miss Dr. Katz

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Mar 17, 2010 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Disagree

"I don’t know how these SN blog authors get their gigs, but I’m frankly surprised SN tolerates AJM’s lack of effort." Tex34

Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...

by Brian Thomas on Mar 17, 2010 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Where you put him?

I’m talking overall- standup, movies, tv, albums, books, cameos…

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Mar 17, 2010 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, the body of work is relatively short

So if longevity is really important to you, I can see leaving him out of the top 25. I also wasn’t considering movies.

But Chapelle in his heyday (much like Mitch Hedberg) is equal to almost anybody else’s prime. I’d say he belongs in the top 10.

"I don’t know how these SN blog authors get their gigs, but I’m frankly surprised SN tolerates AJM’s lack of effort." Tex34

Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...

by Brian Thomas on Mar 17, 2010 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hedberg- greatness

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Mar 17, 2010 4:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

fo sho

"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Mar 17, 2010 4:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Light it up, people.

I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!- Jurickson Profar 2/15/2010

by Aquaman, Esq. on Mar 17, 2010 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

shrec

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 17, 2010 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yay, a new thread for Texas_Dawg to destroy with his accusations of racism

I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!- Jurickson Profar 2/15/2010

by Aquaman, Esq. on Mar 17, 2010 2:57 PM CDT reply actions  

March 17th

This will go down as one of the great days in franchise history.

What is this, Horseville? Because I'm surrounded by naysayers.

by clark on Mar 17, 2010 2:57 PM CDT reply actions  

Yep, 9p...Mariners

"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Mar 17, 2010 2:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

9 pm? jesus....that's stupid.

I vote for the Rangers moving to the NL Central.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 17, 2010 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

shhhhh

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 17, 2010 3:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

i will agree.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 17, 2010 3:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

uhhh

there’s those douche Sox fans up in Boston. Those guys piss me off way more than any other team, especially when they’re in our ballpark

After Fuentes blows a save and an Angels loss to the Indians:
"Angels still in first place" - UCI Halo
"Hey you know who would have gotten those 3 outs in the 9th?
Darren O’Day." - FirebatM3
LOL

by MayurP on Mar 17, 2010 3:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

At the Ballpark, yes.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Mar 17, 2010 4:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah

but at least they somewhat know what theyre talking about. Red Sox fan are some of the most clueless people I’ve ever met. Its like they all decided to become Sox fans when they won the World Series in 04

After Fuentes blows a save and an Angels loss to the Indians:
"Angels still in first place" - UCI Halo
"Hey you know who would have gotten those 3 outs in the 9th?
Darren O’Day." - FirebatM3
LOL

by MayurP on Mar 17, 2010 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it will be interesting to see Josh Lewin

You do good work, Josh …have fun tonight tiptoeing all around The Elephant in The Room.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Mar 17, 2010 2:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Trust me...........

……….it will be all sunshine and lollipops from Lewin. It always is. He will mention how courageous and classy Wash is and how much his players love their manager.

And then whenever Wash gets fired (apparently the day after NEVER), Lewin will do a 180 and tell us how much better off the team is without the distraction of having a manager they can’t trust.

by Hard8 on Mar 17, 2010 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's what Josh has to do tonight, be a pro.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Mar 17, 2010 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

This is a bad thing?

He’s basically a spokesperson for the team to the casual fan. Saying anything else would just be bad business.

"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan

by Dirk Diggler on Mar 17, 2010 4:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

I guess I merely prefer honesty over homerism

Don’t praise Milton Bradley for being intense and fiery one season, and then the next tell me about how relaxed and unified the clubhouse is because Bradley isn’t there.

by Hard8 on Mar 17, 2010 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

x

what can you say, that is what Lewin gets paid to do. He works for the Texas Rangers and is the TV voice of the Rangers. He is not gonna bad mouth them and piss off the front office.

I soloed in the Mile High Club!

by horsedooty on Mar 17, 2010 5:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh wow.

He was tested three times a week after his positive test last year.

Hmmm… So he either didn’t take coke anymore, or he is a fucking pissing machine and great at flushing that out…

Just saying.

"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.

by AceJC on Mar 17, 2010 2:59 PM CDT reply actions  

Yeah

Never underestimate the power of an overactive bladder.

I passed a drug test once after smoking a joint the day before.

"He's not coming back. That chick was like, the Pele of anal."

-- Sterling Archer

by RCCook on Mar 17, 2010 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

I have too,

sometimes you just get lucky.

"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Mar 17, 2010 3:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

No wonder you were so passionate in your defense of Washington.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Mar 17, 2010 3:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wasn't defending Wash

Merely pointing out that a manager who drives drunk is no better than one who does cocaine.

"He's not coming back. That chick was like, the Pele of anal."

-- Sterling Archer

by RCCook on Mar 17, 2010 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

**then soon realizes that talking to a brickwall

never gets you anywhere

"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Mar 17, 2010 3:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

So you think what Larussa did was on par

equally wrong to what Washington did?

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Mar 17, 2010 3:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes, individually

and for the team, but for the rest of humanity, the DUI was worse

You hear about the "Electric Arms", they're all the rage.

"If the Rangers have marked improvement in 2010, I'm going to need to give JD credit." Josey Wales, Feb. 10, 2010 11:45 AM CST

by sunlegend54 on Mar 17, 2010 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why?

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Mar 17, 2010 3:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

you don't know

the context of when and where he did coke. You can’t assume he didn’t risk lives…

by elvis1isking on Mar 17, 2010 3:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Maybe he was flying an Airplane!

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Mar 17, 2010 3:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's unreasonable in my opinion

to think Wash was risking lives while doing cocaine. That’s just me though

"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Mar 17, 2010 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

why

you don’t know the whole story. You do what happened with LaRussa, so ok — opinions form.

We don’t know the whole story with Wash, and won’t know. We can’t say he was or wasn’t putting another’s life at risk because we just don’t know.

So we can’t say what was worse or not because we don’t know what happened with Wash and usage.

by elvis1isking on Mar 17, 2010 3:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fair arguement,

I’m just using more common sense to base my side.

Hunched over a wheel at a stop light is saying" I have no idea what I’m doing in a 4000 pound vehicle"…like I said it’s just my take.

"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Mar 17, 2010 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

not arguing for LaRussa

it was a bad, dangerous move.

I’m just saying we don’t know what Wash was doing that night. I really doubt he just did a few lines at home alone, but have I zero idea so I form no opinion on how it compares to LaRussa’s situation.

I’ve seen people do coke for a lot of different reasons, but in my own personal experiences I have never seen anyone do coke to “unwind,” or to “relieve anxiety,” but wtf do I know?

by elvis1isking on Mar 17, 2010 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

True that

"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Mar 17, 2010 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

i would disagree

only because the actual act of using cocaine doesn’t impair your ability to function. lives could be risked in the stupid decisions you make while tweaking because you feel invincible, but the actual chemical effect is not what is impairing you

You hear about the "Electric Arms", they're all the rage.

"If the Rangers have marked improvement in 2010, I'm going to need to give JD credit." Josey Wales, Feb. 10, 2010 11:45 AM CST

by sunlegend54 on Mar 17, 2010 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

not tweaking

wash wasn’t tweaking — unless he was doing meth too.

And a person is impaired while under the influence of coke. It’s different than alcohol or pot, but there’s impairment.

by elvis1isking on Mar 17, 2010 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

schitzing then (sp)

and i would agree there is impairment, my point was more focused on the ability to operate a motor vehicle, which is not compromised while schitzing

You hear about the "Electric Arms", they're all the rage.

"If the Rangers have marked improvement in 2010, I'm going to need to give JD credit." Josey Wales, Feb. 10, 2010 11:45 AM CST

by sunlegend54 on Mar 17, 2010 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

sure it is

it’s different from alcohol, but there is certainly impairment.

by elvis1isking on Mar 17, 2010 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

okay, i'll lay it out there

i’ve driven literally hundreds of times while schitzing, at no time was my ability to drive compromised. my ability to not want more cocaine was significantly decreased as was my ability not to notice every single thing that was going on around me, but my ability to drive, no, that never decreased. i’ve also driven with people who were schitzing, and at no time did i feel unsafe about their ability to operate a vehicle

You hear about the "Electric Arms", they're all the rage.

"If the Rangers have marked improvement in 2010, I'm going to need to give JD credit." Josey Wales, Feb. 10, 2010 11:45 AM CST

by sunlegend54 on Mar 17, 2010 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

same thing

a lot of alcoholics say to defend their getting behind the wheel of an automobile.

by elvis1isking on Mar 17, 2010 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sounds like you're just arguing to argue...

I have done both and will say there’s no comaprison between the two.

"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Mar 17, 2010 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

not arguing to argue

just saying that his “proof” that driving while under the influence of coke is safe is exactly what a lot of people who drive under the influence of alcohol use to justify their doing it.

by elvis1isking on Mar 17, 2010 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Right on

"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Mar 17, 2010 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

i'm not trying to justify it

i didn’t say it was right or wrong to do it, i simply asserted my experiences and the experiences of those i’ve been around

You hear about the "Electric Arms", they're all the rage.

"If the Rangers have marked improvement in 2010, I'm going to need to give JD credit." Josey Wales, Feb. 10, 2010 11:45 AM CST

by sunlegend54 on Mar 17, 2010 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

not passing judgement

just pointing out that your post is exactly the reasoning I’ve heard from guys who drink and then get behind the wheel.

And congrats on your sobriety. Stay strong.

by elvis1isking on Mar 17, 2010 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

understood

and thanks man

You hear about the "Electric Arms", they're all the rage.

"If the Rangers have marked improvement in 2010, I'm going to need to give JD credit." Josey Wales, Feb. 10, 2010 11:45 AM CST

by sunlegend54 on Mar 17, 2010 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

i would agree with that statement

and there’s a good reason that i’ve been clean for the last year & eighteen days, but i would still disagree that it impairs your ability to drive. i think we’ll have to agree to disagree

You hear about the "Electric Arms", they're all the rage.

"If the Rangers have marked improvement in 2010, I'm going to need to give JD credit." Josey Wales, Feb. 10, 2010 11:45 AM CST

by sunlegend54 on Mar 17, 2010 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

congrats holmes.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 17, 2010 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

thanks man

one day at a time

You hear about the "Electric Arms", they're all the rage.

"If the Rangers have marked improvement in 2010, I'm going to need to give JD credit." Josey Wales, Feb. 10, 2010 11:45 AM CST

by sunlegend54 on Mar 17, 2010 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes, congrats

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Mar 17, 2010 4:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Indeed, congrats as well...

the longer you go the easier the it becomes. Maybe not for everyone, but for myself at least.

"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Mar 17, 2010 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

most definitely

You hear about the "Electric Arms", they're all the rage.

"If the Rangers have marked improvement in 2010, I'm going to need to give JD credit." Josey Wales, Feb. 10, 2010 11:45 AM CST

by sunlegend54 on Mar 17, 2010 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

congrats to you as well.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 17, 2010 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Mar 17, 2010 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well...I never quit smoking pot or drinking,

so I may not be in the “completely sober” group.

Hard drugs are a thing of the past after seeing how quickly they can change your life and those around you. It’s really scary.

"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Mar 17, 2010 4:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

good job & keep it up

You hear about the "Electric Arms", they're all the rage.

"If the Rangers have marked improvement in 2010, I'm going to need to give JD credit." Josey Wales, Feb. 10, 2010 11:45 AM CST

by sunlegend54 on Mar 17, 2010 4:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

see above post...

while I wanna say thanks, I still don’t feel like I’ve accomplised much. tther than making somewhat better decisions on my day to day life.

"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Mar 17, 2010 4:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

*other

"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Mar 17, 2010 4:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

any time you improve your life

by removing something that is destroying it, you’ve accomplished a lot

You hear about the "Electric Arms", they're all the rage.

"If the Rangers have marked improvement in 2010, I'm going to need to give JD credit." Josey Wales, Feb. 10, 2010 11:45 AM CST

by sunlegend54 on Mar 17, 2010 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

and we're in the same boat

see the profile pic >

You hear about the "Electric Arms", they're all the rage.

"If the Rangers have marked improvement in 2010, I'm going to need to give JD credit." Josey Wales, Feb. 10, 2010 11:45 AM CST

by sunlegend54 on Mar 17, 2010 4:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

You know that makes feel pretty good,

thanks for that

"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Mar 17, 2010 4:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

anytime

You hear about the "Electric Arms", they're all the rage.

"If the Rangers have marked improvement in 2010, I'm going to need to give JD credit." Josey Wales, Feb. 10, 2010 11:45 AM CST

by sunlegend54 on Mar 17, 2010 4:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Cocaine is a stimulant

Alcohol is a depressant.

Coke wakes you up, which is why business people were doing coke in the 80’s to counteract the long hours and lack of sleep.

Alcohol puts you to sleep, see TLR

Oh my god! What can it be? We're all doomed! Who's flying this thing?
-Wash

by iblum on Mar 17, 2010 4:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just to reply to myself

Yes, there are people who use coke to counteract the use of alcohol.

OTOH, pot is an extreme depressant, so much so that its actually safer than alcohol, since most people fucked up on pot can’t get up off the couch to go get in their car, much less drive the thing.

Oh my god! What can it be? We're all doomed! Who's flying this thing?
-Wash

by iblum on Mar 17, 2010 5:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

that's the only reason i think it's worse

as far as what it did to him and the team, i think it’s the exact same

You hear about the "Electric Arms", they're all the rage.

"If the Rangers have marked improvement in 2010, I'm going to need to give JD credit." Josey Wales, Feb. 10, 2010 11:45 AM CST

by sunlegend54 on Mar 17, 2010 3:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

So the manager that has a few beers

after a game is on par with the 57 year old manager that does coke?

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Mar 17, 2010 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think what he is saying is that someone who drinks

and then drives is worse then someone who does coke in his own home.

Don’t want to speak for you or anything SL.

"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.

by AceJC on Mar 17, 2010 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

exactly

when you do it at home, that’s your business and it hurts the team and yourself equally whether you get plastered or tweak. when you get in a car and endanger other people’s lives because you’re drunk, that’s worse. and i feel confident in saying that, because i’ve done both, and both were stupid, but i didn’t endanger anyone’s life while tweaking

You hear about the "Electric Arms", they're all the rage.

"If the Rangers have marked improvement in 2010, I'm going to need to give JD credit." Josey Wales, Feb. 10, 2010 11:45 AM CST

by sunlegend54 on Mar 17, 2010 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep

That was what I was trying to get across earlier.

"He's not coming back. That chick was like, the Pele of anal."

-- Sterling Archer

by RCCook on Mar 17, 2010 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

We know that LaRussa DROVE after drinking

we don’t know what Wash did.

The driving after drinking is the bad part, not the act of drinking itself.

"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan

by Dirk Diggler on Mar 17, 2010 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

And LaRussa did drive home but nobody

was hurt. They could have been hurt but nobody was.

God knows what could have happened and what Wash could have done when he was fried on his brain with coke but that’s not the issue…the problem is that he was a 57 year old manager of a baseball team and now he tells us this was the first time.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Mar 17, 2010 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

If I think something is impossible, I'll say it.

I think it’s highly unlikely that a 57 year old man tries cocaine once and MLB just happens to catch him.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Mar 17, 2010 3:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Now that I would agree with

I don’t think this was a one-time thing on Wash’s part, either.

"He's not coming back. That chick was like, the Pele of anal."

-- Sterling Archer

by RCCook on Mar 17, 2010 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

i would agree

You hear about the "Electric Arms", they're all the rage.

"If the Rangers have marked improvement in 2010, I'm going to need to give JD credit." Josey Wales, Feb. 10, 2010 11:45 AM CST

by sunlegend54 on Mar 17, 2010 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

okay, guess I was thinking you were saying it was impossible.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 17, 2010 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, whoop-de-do

LaRussa got lucky.

A month after his incident, one of his players did the same thing, and wasn’t as lucky.

"He's not coming back. That chick was like, the Pele of anal."

-- Sterling Archer

by RCCook on Mar 17, 2010 3:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

no

the issue we are discussing is which was worse, we weren’t talking about him telling us it was his first time

You hear about the "Electric Arms", they're all the rage.

"If the Rangers have marked improvement in 2010, I'm going to need to give JD credit." Josey Wales, Feb. 10, 2010 11:45 AM CST

by sunlegend54 on Mar 17, 2010 3:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Who knows

he was on the road in SoCal. Maybe he got invited to a hollywood party and snorted a line off of some Hookers Tits.

I’m not sure I could turn down a chance to snort a line off of some hookers tits, and I’ve never done coke before.

Oh my god! What can it be? We're all doomed! Who's flying this thing?
-Wash

by iblum on Mar 17, 2010 5:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

And the Len Bias Family

might like to say something to you.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Mar 17, 2010 3:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Len Bias' drug use caused an innocent person to die?

"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan

by Dirk Diggler on Mar 17, 2010 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure it took years off Larry Bird's career

Or so the Sportsguy tells me.

I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!- Jurickson Profar 2/15/2010

by Aquaman, Esq. on Mar 17, 2010 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Tony Larussa driving home drunk

caused Nick Adenhart to die?

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Mar 17, 2010 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's the CIRCLE OF LIFE!!!!

AND IT MOVES US ALL….
/Elton John

I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!- Jurickson Profar 2/15/2010

by Aquaman, Esq. on Mar 17, 2010 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Someone Saved My Life Tonight

is one of my all-time EJ favorite songs.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Mar 17, 2010 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Damn good song,

by a damn good artist.

"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Mar 17, 2010 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

You're forgetting something

Bias killed HIMSELF with drugs… Adenhart was not drinking and driving, but was killed (along with two other people in the same crash) by someone else who was drinking. But other than the fact that the cases are COMPLETELY DIFFERENT, I guess they’re similar.

by Inkara1 on Mar 17, 2010 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

And Tony Larussa didn't kill anybody.

If TLR was rocking a .25 and driving like a complete idiot on the road, I would feel different. But the fact of the matter is he probably didn’t have more than 4 glasses of wine and he fell asleep at a light.

I just don’t think that’s worse than a 57 year old who uses coke “recreationally.”

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Mar 17, 2010 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

So I guess you were with him in the car from the restaurant to the light?

Maybe he knocked up a few curbs before he stopped at the light. Maybe he did have a nice little .25 going on before he got caught. We don’t know. That’s the point.

Someone drinking and driving is not any better then someone doing coke “recreationally”. No one knows what either preson did, so this debate is rather pointless. Too many if’s and probably’s in your TLR stance.

"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.

by AceJC on Mar 17, 2010 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm sorry

I can’t punish TLR for something he didn’t actually do (kill anybody on the road).

It’s like carrying a gun into a bar. Not a very smart idea but if you get caught with it, they don’t automatically charge you with murder.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Mar 17, 2010 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ok, Punish him for what he did.

DUI is a felony. Snorting coke is not. In fact, I’m not even sure that druge USE is a crime. Drug possession is, but its hard to say that consuming it constitutes possession.

Oh my god! What can it be? We're all doomed! Who's flying this thing?
-Wash

by iblum on Mar 17, 2010 5:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

huh?

reference?

Oh my god! What can it be? We're all doomed! Who's flying this thing?
-Wash

by iblum on Mar 17, 2010 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

well

A friend of mine was charged with possession when he had nothing on him but was high. He was arrested because he was tripping and walked into some stranger’s house in Rockwall, thinking it was his parents’ house.

by Black Francis on Mar 17, 2010 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

So pure luck makes LaRussa's crime OK...

But your pure, blind hatred of Washington since Day One makes his crime unforgivable.

If he were a regular user, how did he not get caught in his 2008 test?

Also, you do realize that the skins on La Russa’s wall came a lot farther into his managerial career than Wash is into his right now, right?

by Inkara1 on Mar 17, 2010 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

I don't have pure, blind hatred of Wash.

By almost all accounts, he was a very good 3B coach but he’s proven to be a dumbass as a manager at the big league level both on and off the field.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Mar 17, 2010 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Before I knew he was cokehead

he could have been my 3B coach any day of the week.

Now, I want him gone.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Mar 17, 2010 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

You've wanted him gone

since game 27 of the 2008 season.

You’ve been bitching about the team not firing constantly since then.

Oh my god! What can it be? We're all doomed! Who's flying this thing?
-Wash

by iblum on Mar 17, 2010 5:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

My doubts about Wash

happened in May 2007 when he sac bunted Kenny Lofton early in a game the Rangers were trailing to the Yankees 4-1 just when they began to hammer Mussina.

It was at that point that I realized he had no idea what he was doing.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Mar 17, 2010 5:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't remember the game

but looked it up. I would be very surprised if Lofton was called on to sacrifice. the situation was Rangers down 4 to 1 in the thrid inning. Mussina had retired the first 6 batters in succession including a pair of strikeouts. Wilkerson Homered, Cruz doubled, and Chris Stewart walked. The sacrifice was not a net gain for the team, but it did result in a second run for the team as Young grounded to the right side scoring a run.

Mussina pitched 3 more innings, Tejada gave up a couple more runs in the bottom of the 4th, and neither team touched the others’ pen. Rangers lose 6-2.

Pretty non-descript game.

Oh my god! What can it be? We're all doomed! Who's flying this thing?
-Wash

by iblum on Mar 17, 2010 6:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Add that to the fact that

A Kenny Lofton “sacrifice” is nowhere near a Taylor teagarden sacrifice.

While yeah Loftons goal may have just been to move the runner over with his speed he has, and hes shown it throughout his career, a pretty good chance of it being a basehit.

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Mar 18, 2010 10:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

It was a sac bunt

in a game where the Rangers had Robinson Tejeda as their starter and he was struggling.

http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/NYA/NYA200705090.shtml

This was a game where it appeared that the Rangers were going to need to score several runs to win (they would have needed at least 7). Go to the top of the 3rd and it’s right there for everybody to see.

A sacrifice bunt at the moment, when they were starting to hammer Mussina (who had been terrible that season up to that point) was a terrible, terrible move.

It was at that point that I knew Ron Washington didn’t understand the game and that JD had made a horrific hire…and I was right.

Stop making excuses for these idiots.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Mar 18, 2010 11:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

How bout that

LaRussa’s record in his 3rd full season as a manager: 87-75.

Wash’s record in his 3rd full season as a manager: 87-75

LaRussa’s White Sox went 99-63 the next year and won their division. Go RANGERS!!!

Oh my god! What can it be? We're all doomed! Who's flying this thing?
-Wash

by iblum on Mar 17, 2010 5:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Holy shit, you're fucking stupid.

"Blister please, with those wings in your spine.
Love to be with a brother of mine.
How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth,
In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep,
Wrapped in boxes so tight, sounding only at night as you sleep." ~Jeff Mangum; Neutral Milk Hotel

by jdh90 on Mar 17, 2010 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

dont forget

his stupid teammates pouring beer and champagne all over his jersey.

fuck the angels.

by Phat Elvis on Mar 17, 2010 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

yup

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 17, 2010 3:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes, I do

If not worse.

Wash didn’t potentially endanger anyone else’s life by his actions.

"He's not coming back. That chick was like, the Pele of anal."

-- Sterling Archer

by RCCook on Mar 17, 2010 3:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

if so it was funny

if not it was unintentionally funny

by JDavidd on Mar 17, 2010 3:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not that clever.

"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.

by AceJC on Mar 17, 2010 3:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Damn, that would have been greatness :(

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Mar 17, 2010 3:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

start season

I think the Rangers will have a short leash on Ron when they start the season. How will the team respond? Does a slow start get him fired?

Vladimir Guererro - 2010 AL MVP

by RangerMad on Mar 17, 2010 2:59 PM CDT reply actions  

I have to think...

that a situation like this gives him a much longer leash than usual. If the front office fires him after a losing streak, it’ll open up all the “was this just an excuse to fire him after his cocaine use story broke?” questions — no matter how trite they may be at that point.

by jwiscarson on Mar 17, 2010 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep

For better or worse, the Rangers are fairly tied to this guy at this point.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Mar 17, 2010 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Reminds me of a joke I heard the other day:

Guess who has been sober now for going on five months?

Ted Kennedy.

I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!- Jurickson Profar 2/15/2010

by Aquaman, Esq. on Mar 17, 2010 3:01 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Lol. Somehow, it's not too soon for that.

"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.

by AceJC on Mar 17, 2010 3:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh my on the Ted Kennedy joke.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Mar 17, 2010 3:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

that is good.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 17, 2010 3:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Actually,

He’s probably still buzzing off the liquor in his fat reserves.

"If this video was an ice cream flavor, it'd be pralines and dick." Clark
re: Matthew Wilder-Break My Stride, 4/17/09

by EssBee on Mar 17, 2010 4:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Haha...

Nolan chat… When is the last time you talked to Robin Ventura?

by bhudson on Mar 17, 2010 3:00 PM CDT reply actions  

The one thing the Rangers have done when Washington

was on the ropes in the past is play their asses off for him when he was in trouble.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Mar 17, 2010 3:01 PM CDT reply actions  

And it sounds like they're all behind him....

…your boy CJ stood up for him hard core earlier on ESPN w/ B&S

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 17, 2010 3:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

I wonder if this galvanizes the team.

"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010

by ghtd36 on Mar 17, 2010 3:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

So we can expect...

… one hell of a Spring Training game performance tonight?

by mgb5 on Mar 17, 2010 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

This is usually...

around the time AJM would end his daily posts with “I’m ready for the season to start…”

After this story, I’m ready for the season to start.

This is going to be a nonstop beating until real baseball is afoot.

by ghostofErikThompson on Mar 17, 2010 3:04 PM CDT reply actions  

For the record - Wash did not use cocaine!!

He just liked the way it smelled

Baseball announcer utters expletive on TV broadcast to describe Hideki Irabu’s ineptitude – network gets zero complaints

by TomLovesHideki on Mar 17, 2010 3:04 PM CDT reply actions  

Nolan Ryan to be on RG Show

in next few minutes.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Mar 17, 2010 3:10 PM CDT reply actions  

Can the first "Wash does coke" thread

automatically play the Benny Hill theme once opened?

"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Mar 17, 2010 3:10 PM CDT reply actions  

After all of this,

I need a bump.

"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Mar 17, 2010 3:13 PM CDT reply actions  

Not sure why, bro, but ok.

I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!- Jurickson Profar 2/15/2010

by Aquaman, Esq. on Mar 17, 2010 3:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Scarlett Johansson?

"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Mar 17, 2010 3:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

No, that's a bump if you've ever seen one.

I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!- Jurickson Profar 2/15/2010

by Aquaman, Esq. on Mar 17, 2010 3:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

I believe there was a battle fought over it, so you might be right.

I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!- Jurickson Profar 2/15/2010

by Aquaman, Esq. on Mar 17, 2010 3:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

A reference that is

before my time.

"...like some Russian priest fresh off a bottle of potato vodka and a box of cigars." -t ball

by rangerdanger on Mar 17, 2010 6:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nolan trying to get to a good cell phone spot.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Mar 17, 2010 3:13 PM CDT reply actions  

At least Wash didn't do this:

Drunk, high dad leaves baby in oven overnight, police say

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Mar 17, 2010 3:16 PM CDT reply actions  

Good lord

"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Mar 17, 2010 3:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

now that's a douchebag.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 17, 2010 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Are we supposed to believe that Wash was really "stuck in traffic"

on his way to the game yesterday?

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Mar 17, 2010 3:16 PM CDT reply actions  

Yes.

So was Moreland and another player. With him.

"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.

by AceJC on Mar 17, 2010 3:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

What exactly are you implying?

He and Maddux were off sniffing coke together?

"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Mar 17, 2010 3:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Moreland and Maddux. That's right.

"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.

by AceJC on Mar 17, 2010 3:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Stache & The Turret

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Mar 17, 2010 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

What an awkward car to be in

Maddux constantly twisting his mustache, talking about how much cooler he is than Greg. Warsh trying to score some rock. Moreland trying to learn some defensive position passably.

Each man in his own little world.

I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!- Jurickson Profar 2/15/2010

by Aquaman, Esq. on Mar 17, 2010 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

I wonder if the driver tried to start up some conversation during the trip.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 17, 2010 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

So ... you guys like the Cardinals?

I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!- Jurickson Profar 2/15/2010

by Aquaman, Esq. on Mar 17, 2010 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

So.......uhmmm.........I like your spectacles, where'd you get them?

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 17, 2010 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

So ... where's your mustache, young'un?

I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!- Jurickson Profar 2/15/2010

by Aquaman, Esq. on Mar 17, 2010 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hey, I uh, heard you hit the ball really hard...

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Mar 17, 2010 3:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

So...Any of you guys know where I can score some blow?

-“Quit looking at me, Maddux.”

"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.

by AceJC on Mar 17, 2010 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

and the driver says:

“So, I was just partying with Tony La Russa before I picked you guys up”
as he pulls up to a stop light.

and All three jump out of the car….

Oh my god! What can it be? We're all doomed! Who's flying this thing?
-Wash

by iblum on Mar 17, 2010 5:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not at all

Walkerman threw this out yesterday and then we find out Wash was stuck in traffic.

I don’t believe in too many coincidences but maybe this was one.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Mar 17, 2010 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hmmm,

still not sure what you’re implying

"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Mar 17, 2010 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Maybe the story was out there

and the team wanted to limit any exposure Wash had before they could get in front of the story.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Mar 17, 2010 3:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Driving from Surprise to Mesa is a bitch

I certainly believe they were stuck in traffic. Jamey’s report this morning said he was stuck as well.

"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan

by Dirk Diggler on Mar 17, 2010 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

I saw that about Jamey was well

and maybe it was a coincidence.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Mar 17, 2010 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

OR MAYBE!

He and Ron were slamming lines in the bathroom at Denny’s while The Turret guarded the door and Madman Maddux hit on the waitress!

I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!- Jurickson Profar 2/15/2010

by Aquaman, Esq. on Mar 17, 2010 3:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Who is The Turret?

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 17, 2010 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

There were only three in the car man

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Mar 17, 2010 3:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Heh.

Four if you count the driver. He could have a cannon too, you know.

"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.

by AceJC on Mar 17, 2010 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Stache looks like that type, doesn't he.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Mar 17, 2010 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Clark Gable in 'It Happened One Night'

Suave, biting charm.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Mar 17, 2010 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

I bet he fucking drags women out of whatever establishment he leaves...

be it bars, church, diners…whatever.

Dude is a mac.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 17, 2010 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bullpens, pitching camps, ballparks, you name it.

He’s done your mom there.

I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!- Jurickson Profar 2/15/2010

by Aquaman, Esq. on Mar 17, 2010 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm really liking this visual.

Always in uniform.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Mar 17, 2010 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol...he just kinda sits there, twirling the end of his mustache and says, "I'm Mike, who are you?"

and that’s it.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 17, 2010 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

That sounds more like a scenario

taking place at a Waffle House.

"If this video was an ice cream flavor, it'd be pralines and dick." Clark
re: Matthew Wilder-Break My Stride, 4/17/09

by EssBee on Mar 17, 2010 4:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Scattered, Smothered and Covered, Sugar?

/Flo

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Mar 17, 2010 4:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

kiss my grits

"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Mar 17, 2010 4:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Vera creeped me out.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Mar 17, 2010 4:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Good catch, Josey.

I’ve always had my suspicions that Newberg was a closet coke freak. And now we know Wash is, right? It all adds up!

"Ok, post your favorite moment of the Tom Hicks era
Mine is today when he sold the team." - t ball

by Athos on Mar 17, 2010 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, he is a lawyer

So he’d have access to coke…. and Hookers….and their tits….

Oh my god! What can it be? We're all doomed! Who's flying this thing?
-Wash

by iblum on Mar 17, 2010 5:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow.

I can see the old thread getting closed, but anybody know why it was completely deleted?

"Ok, post your favorite moment of the Tom Hicks era
Mine is today when he sold the team." - t ball

by Athos on Mar 17, 2010 3:16 PM CDT reply actions  

Fanshot

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Mar 17, 2010 3:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Guess I just missed it.

"Ok, post your favorite moment of the Tom Hicks era
Mine is today when he sold the team." - t ball

by Athos on Mar 17, 2010 3:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

keeping him makes no sense

this alljust seems werid.

Who thinks if JD did the exact same thing he would be kept on?

"Clearly, I've been wrong. VY is awesome." - AJM

by Longhorn on Mar 17, 2010 3:17 PM CDT reply actions  

The only thing thrown out there that makes some sense

is the money issue

We need to not always make hard work out of sex- Rick Carlisle.

by sprite on Mar 17, 2010 3:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nolans on the phone

with grandpa urine right now

"We pitched, we caught the ball, we ran the bases, we had good days where we out-fundamentalized the other team." - Ronald Washington

by Pocket Ninja on Mar 17, 2010 3:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Haha!

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Mar 17, 2010 3:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

No, you really are a jerk.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Mar 17, 2010 4:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

A video I made with After Effects

Winston’s and Coke

"We pitched, we caught the ball, we ran the bases, we had good days where we out-fundamentalized the other team." - Ronald Washington

by Pocket Ninja on Mar 17, 2010 3:21 PM CDT reply actions  

One thing that hasn't been brought up

Clint Hurdle seems like a really good hire right about now..JD may have signed the backup plan if we get off to a slow start and especially with all these distractions.

by texasrfan on Mar 17, 2010 3:22 PM CDT reply actions  

Hurdle is Nolan's guy.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Mar 17, 2010 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hurdle is a guy.

"We pitched, we caught the ball, we ran the bases, we had good days where we out-fundamentalized the other team." - Ronald Washington

by Pocket Ninja on Mar 17, 2010 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

True.

AND CIRCLE GETS THE SQUARE!

I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!- Jurickson Profar 2/15/2010

by Aquaman, Esq. on Mar 17, 2010 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Win

"We pitched, we caught the ball, we ran the bases, we had good days where we out-fundamentalized the other team." - Ronald Washington

by Pocket Ninja on Mar 17, 2010 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

he offered to resign?

and we didn’t accept it…what??

"Clearly, I've been wrong. VY is awesome." - AJM

by Longhorn on Mar 17, 2010 3:22 PM CDT reply actions  

This is what I don't understand.

I don’t want to start a whole pissing match with this comment, but his mismanagement of the bullpen and his incompetence for filling out a lineup card were grounds enough that he should have been shit-canned at the end of the year, in my opinion. Yet he also gets caught snorting blow in the same year, and they stand by him, even after he offers to resign? What am I missing here?

Ready for some baseball.

by TXHC on Mar 17, 2010 4:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

I can't believe we haven't heard a:

“Now we know why he smokes menthols” joke

"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Mar 17, 2010 3:23 PM CDT reply actions  

Ron Washington now has the Billy Mays Seal of Approval.

I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!- Jurickson Profar 2/15/2010

by Aquaman, Esq. on Mar 17, 2010 3:26 PM CDT reply actions  

Too big. Sorry.

I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!- Jurickson Profar 2/15/2010

by Aquaman, Esq. on Mar 17, 2010 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ron

I’m not surprised. He looks like he’s done it for most of his life. The skinny face and his slinderness screams drug use. It wasn’t probably his first time, especially at 57. I commend him for being proactive and telling MLB beforehand and because of it, he deserves a second chance to stay clean.

I suspect that Clint Hurdle (hitting coach) is there incase he slips up again and/or resigns.

by Ryan2907 on Mar 17, 2010 3:27 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

x
I’m not surprised. He looks like he’s done it for most of his life. The skinny face and his slinderness screams drug use.

I’ve worked with 400 pound people who were addicted to crack cocaine.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 17, 2010 3:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Besides that little fact that the doctors checked him out.

People who’s name starts with R sure are dumbfucks…uh, wait a sec…

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Mar 17, 2010 3:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hate R's and I hate people named Ryan.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 17, 2010 3:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah

One of the guys I used to buy weed from was a tweaker, and weighed well over 350.

"He's not coming back. That chick was like, the Pele of anal."

-- Sterling Archer

by RCCook on Mar 17, 2010 3:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

hollowed out cheeks is one of the main sign of drug use, race or age has nothing to do with it.

by Ryan2907 on Mar 17, 2010 4:34 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

I didn't say anything about race or age.

Not trying to be a smart ass, but I just don’t know what you are talking about in this post.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 17, 2010 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Neither does he

"I don’t know how these SN blog authors get their gigs, but I’m frankly surprised SN tolerates AJM’s lack of effort." Tex34

Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...

by Brian Thomas on Mar 17, 2010 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Discriminate much?
He looks like he’s done it for most of his life. The skinny face and his slinderness screams drug use.

"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Mar 17, 2010 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Finally, a reason for Shawn Bradley's terrible play and jerky movements.

I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!- Jurickson Profar 2/15/2010

by Aquaman, Esq. on Mar 17, 2010 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

en fuego

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 17, 2010 3:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Being on fire would also make sense.

That would certainly cause me not to play well and act erratically.

I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!- Jurickson Profar 2/15/2010

by Aquaman, Esq. on Mar 17, 2010 3:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Aquaman on fire?

Unpossible!

"He's not coming back. That chick was like, the Pele of anal."

-- Sterling Archer

by RCCook on Mar 17, 2010 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

HAHAHA

You can’t EVER go wrong with a Ralphism.

There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem - once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit. ~Al Gallagher

by Suicide Prince on Mar 17, 2010 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oooooo, I bent my wookie.

I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!- Jurickson Profar 2/15/2010

by Aquaman, Esq. on Mar 17, 2010 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Burning is love.

"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.

by AceJC on Mar 17, 2010 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

My mouth tastes like burning.

Sounds like he and Warsh might have spent some time together.

I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!- Jurickson Profar 2/15/2010

by Aquaman, Esq. on Mar 17, 2010 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

RC noted my favorite line

but up on the list is ‘Super Nintendo Chalmers’.

There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem - once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit. ~Al Gallagher

by Suicide Prince on Mar 17, 2010 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah

That and “my cat’s breath smells like cat food” are my favorite Ralphisms.

"He's not coming back. That chick was like, the Pele of anal."

-- Sterling Archer

by RCCook on Mar 17, 2010 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Winner.

"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.

by AceJC on Mar 17, 2010 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh boy! Sleep! That's where I'm a Viking!

I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!- Jurickson Profar 2/15/2010

by Aquaman, Esq. on Mar 17, 2010 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Another good one

Ralph:My knob tastes funny.
Announcer: Please refrain from tasting the knob.

I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!- Jurickson Profar 2/15/2010

by Aquaman, Esq. on Mar 17, 2010 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

My fave Ralph moment is his b-day party

Ended w/ him naked on the diving board, and Sinatra’s ‘Summer Wind’ playing.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Mar 17, 2010 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Re: the Leprechaun

“He told me to burn things”

"If this video was an ice cream flavor, it'd be pralines and dick." Clark
re: Matthew Wilder-Break My Stride, 4/17/09

by EssBee on Mar 17, 2010 5:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Heh.

What’s wrong with a little friendly profiling?

"Ok, post your favorite moment of the Tom Hicks era
Mine is today when he sold the team." - t ball

by Athos on Mar 17, 2010 3:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ronnie's Winstons and Coke

Here

"We pitched, we caught the ball, we ran the bases, we had good days where we out-fundamentalized the other team." - Ronald Washington

by Pocket Ninja on Mar 17, 2010 3:34 PM CDT reply actions  

Hey, did you guys hear?

Oh, nevermind…

"Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast."

by LAASurfin on Mar 17, 2010 3:44 PM CDT reply actions  

Almost 1100 comments in three hours

We’re just shooting the shit over here man.

I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!- Jurickson Profar 2/15/2010

by Aquaman, Esq. on Mar 17, 2010 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Umm... insighful.

Not.

Your misuse of “you’re” likely tells us much though.

"Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast."

by LAASurfin on Mar 17, 2010 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

You just did a "not" joke....

…nuff said.

Get the fuck outta here.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 17, 2010 4:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Heh. He's got an Alice in Wonderland sig. Classic.

"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.

by AceJC on Mar 17, 2010 5:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Know how I know you're ghey?

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Mar 17, 2010 5:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

You listen to Coldplay?

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 17, 2010 5:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

damn,

is that a sign?

You hear about the "Electric Arms", they're all the rage.

"If the Rangers have marked improvement in 2010, I'm going to need to give JD credit." Josey Wales, Feb. 10, 2010 11:45 AM CST

by sunlegend54 on Mar 17, 2010 5:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Maybe

But surely when you know an Alice In Wonderland quote…

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Mar 17, 2010 5:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

it's in 40 YO Virgin

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 17, 2010 5:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

either way

i think i’ll stop now

You hear about the "Electric Arms", they're all the rage.

"If the Rangers have marked improvement in 2010, I'm going to need to give JD credit." Josey Wales, Feb. 10, 2010 11:45 AM CST

by sunlegend54 on Mar 17, 2010 5:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

nah dude, roll with it.

They’re in my IPOD library.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 17, 2010 5:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

i've kinda become disinterested

they’re one band that i’d like to see experiment with their sound, and Viva la Vida to me wasn’t much of an experiment, but I can listen to Fix You & The Scientist repeatedly and never get tired of it

You hear about the "Electric Arms", they're all the rage.

"If the Rangers have marked improvement in 2010, I'm going to need to give JD credit." Josey Wales, Feb. 10, 2010 11:45 AM CST

by sunlegend54 on Mar 17, 2010 5:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Have you heard the live version of Fix You (Napster or You Tube)?

much better than the CD and I really liked the CD version.

"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Mar 17, 2010 5:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

the one where he's running

and then he swings the light around and the whole crowd is singing the song back to him, yeah, that was ridiculous awesome

You hear about the "Electric Arms", they're all the rage.

"If the Rangers have marked improvement in 2010, I'm going to need to give JD credit." Josey Wales, Feb. 10, 2010 11:45 AM CST

by sunlegend54 on Mar 17, 2010 6:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah, i dig that tune...i listen to it when I'm jazzercising.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 17, 2010 6:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

i usually listen to

Olivia Newton-John when i do that

You hear about the "Electric Arms", they're all the rage.

"If the Rangers have marked improvement in 2010, I'm going to need to give JD credit." Josey Wales, Feb. 10, 2010 11:45 AM CST

by sunlegend54 on Mar 17, 2010 6:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

lolz

Well done.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Mar 17, 2010 6:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

i actually like that tune, it was just a while since I left a smart ass comment.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 17, 2010 6:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Do people still jazzercise?

I thought that was the 80’s…

"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Mar 17, 2010 6:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

i'm not ashamed that this gave me goosebumps

Fix You

You hear about the "Electric Arms", they're all the rage.

"If the Rangers have marked improvement in 2010, I'm going to need to give JD credit." Josey Wales, Feb. 10, 2010 11:45 AM CST

by sunlegend54 on Mar 17, 2010 6:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

haha

was just listening to it. Good vid, good lyrics.

I can see why people don’t like them…they’re very popular, Chris Martin is married to Gwyneth Paltrow, and Chris Martin likes to wear space aged Members Only jackets.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 17, 2010 6:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

OT:

anyone else going out for green beer tonight? need some good places that won’t be as crowded

You hear about the "Electric Arms", they're all the rage.

"If the Rangers have marked improvement in 2010, I'm going to need to give JD credit." Josey Wales, Feb. 10, 2010 11:45 AM CST

by sunlegend54 on Mar 17, 2010 6:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not tonight, this past weekend on Greenville killed my ability

to drink until this weekend.

"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Mar 17, 2010 6:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

was it me

or could i have robbed a bank somewhere else in Dallas and they could have done nothing about it because every single police officer was on lower greenville

You hear about the "Electric Arms", they're all the rage.

"If the Rangers have marked improvement in 2010, I'm going to need to give JD credit." Josey Wales, Feb. 10, 2010 11:45 AM CST

by sunlegend54 on Mar 17, 2010 6:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah that was insane,

fun as shit nonetheless, but insane.

"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Mar 17, 2010 6:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's one thing if you have like a 16gb Ipod

vs a 2gb Ipod. Although I used to love the crap out of those guys, this past CD didn’t get much play time from me. Not sure why I lost so much interest so quickly.

Their live album I thought was really good put out in ’03? ’04?

"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Mar 17, 2010 5:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

I shoulda said they're in my online library, not on my ipod.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 17, 2010 6:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

The women out of Britain are making better music right now, IMO

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Mar 17, 2010 5:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

i'm starting to get into

Paolo Nutini

You hear about the "Electric Arms", they're all the rage.

"If the Rangers have marked improvement in 2010, I'm going to need to give JD credit." Josey Wales, Feb. 10, 2010 11:45 AM CST

by sunlegend54 on Mar 17, 2010 6:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

I like his stuff as well, and the Fratellis

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Mar 17, 2010 6:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Holy God

I love the Fratellis, although Costello music was definitely their best album; did you see them at House of Blues a couple years ago?

You hear about the "Electric Arms", they're all the rage.

"If the Rangers have marked improvement in 2010, I'm going to need to give JD credit." Josey Wales, Feb. 10, 2010 11:45 AM CST

by sunlegend54 on Mar 17, 2010 6:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

No, I missed that.

Costello Music is the one that got me hooked, I wore out “Whistle for the Choir”.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Mar 17, 2010 6:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

dude. O

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 17, 2010 6:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm just now getting around to listening/burning White Stripes/Wilco/Andrew Bird....

from the Denton Pub Library…

I’m way behind the times, been living in the past for too long.

Baby steps.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 17, 2010 6:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

That is nothing compared to

helping my children re-discover the Beatles. Rock band ROCKS!!!!

Oh my god! What can it be? We're all doomed! Who's flying this thing?
-Wash

by iblum on Mar 17, 2010 6:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

If they ever do the Stones

I think I’ll cave in and buy it.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Mar 17, 2010 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Okay....I need some help here.

I like swampy, stripped down, blues…I know the Stones appreciate the blues roots…..

After all the old shit I’ve been listening to for the last 10 years…I never got into the Stones.

I need some old school Stones recs….I know I need to get that Main Street one….but I want some shit when they were all on their game…..

GIVE ME THE GOODS!!!

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 17, 2010 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Must haves-

Beggars Banquet- Country, bluesy, acoustic greatness that happens to throw in Sympathy for the Devil

Let it Bleed- Same vein. Plus throws in the epic You Cant Always Get What You Want. Gimme Shelter, Midnight Rambler. The title track has a sleazy country feel. Live with Me is one of my faves

Exile on Main St- Dirty, sloppy rock n roll. Decadent. Sounds like they got a bunch of players and broads, shacked up in the chateau, got fucked up, and recorded. Might take a few listens to appreciate

Sticky Fingers- Sister Morphine so cool. A couple country songs(Dead Flowers and Wild Horses). Brown Sugar. I Got the Blues w/ a bad ass Billy Preston solo

Some Girls- Mick and Keith move to NYC. Disco/RnB(Miss You). Punk(Shattered). Country farce(Far Away Eyes). Plus Beast of Burden.

Honorable mention- Goat Head’s Soup, Black and Blue, It’s Only Rock n Roll, and Tattoo You

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Mar 17, 2010 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks man...marked.

Love me some Billy P…master of the B3….

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 17, 2010 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Check out the Faces too.

Rod Stewart before mega fame, Ron Wood before the Stones, and the late great Ronnie Lane.

Youtube Maybe I’m Amazed, and watch them make McCartney’s look so tame.(and I like McCartney)

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Mar 17, 2010 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Did the Faces do "Morning Dew"?

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 17, 2010 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Dead song?

Not that I’ve ever heard.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Mar 17, 2010 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah but I know that I"ve seen a Rod Stewart version on YT.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 17, 2010 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Looked it up

It was the Jeff Beck group w/ Stewart on lead vocals. Had never heard that before. Liked it.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Mar 17, 2010 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

I've been living on old blues, old Dead/Allmans/Little Feat/etc for too long

needed to get with the times for someone in my age bracket.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 17, 2010 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

I had to take baby steps too.

I still prefer the old shit, but there’s good stuff out there. Once I find a modern act I like, I create a Pandora station for them. Which of course leads to other quality stuff.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Mar 17, 2010 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

i need to check Pandora out...been meaning to.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 17, 2010 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Get on that, you bushy-stached fool

Pandora is the best thing I’ve discovered in the last 6 months.

"I don’t know how these SN blog authors get their gigs, but I’m frankly surprised SN tolerates AJM’s lack of effort." Tex34

Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...

by Brian Thomas on Mar 17, 2010 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

So, so true...

I’ve found quite a few new groups purely based off the tastes it assumes I’ll like

"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Mar 17, 2010 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

just cuz u sed seaux

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 17, 2010 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think it's ridiculous

to expect me to be able to play those skittles on Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite & Within You/Without You

You hear about the "Electric Arms", they're all the rage.

"If the Rangers have marked improvement in 2010, I'm going to need to give JD credit." Josey Wales, Feb. 10, 2010 11:45 AM CST

by sunlegend54 on Mar 17, 2010 6:56 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

try Come Together

drum part, expert mode. I nearly sprained a wrist and stunk up the joint….. and I’m the best drummer in the house.

Oh my god! What can it be? We're all doomed! Who's flying this thing?
-Wash

by iblum on Mar 17, 2010 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

you played many of the downloadable songs?

You hear about the "Electric Arms", they're all the rage.

"If the Rangers have marked improvement in 2010, I'm going to need to give JD credit." Josey Wales, Feb. 10, 2010 11:45 AM CST

by sunlegend54 on Mar 17, 2010 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'd go Beggars Banquet and Sticky Fingers

if I was putting my toe in the water.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Mar 17, 2010 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

And you can bet your ass that if Wade Phillips

went to JJones and said he was doing coke the night before they played the Giants or Eagles that he would be fired.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Mar 17, 2010 3:45 PM CDT reply actions  

Please

Jerry would ask to take a rip

"I don't condone steroids or any other type of growth hormones or anything else, but I could care less, and, for the most part, I don't think the fans give a (bleep). The people that care about it are the people that probably don't like baseball," - Jim Leyland

by DJCahill on Mar 17, 2010 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just ask Dunham...

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Mar 17, 2010 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL

I’m not so sure Jerrah wasn’t at a few of the White House parties.

Jerry totally strikes me as a guy who’s done a lot of coke.

"He's not coming back. That chick was like, the Pele of anal."

-- Sterling Archer

by RCCook on Mar 17, 2010 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

No question.

I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!- Jurickson Profar 2/15/2010

by Aquaman, Esq. on Mar 17, 2010 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

A couple of beaks, then take a sip on the 25 year old scotch, then rub some on the gums...

then he’d go look at his stuffed mastodon in his library filled with Dead Sea Scrolls.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 17, 2010 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Macallan?

If so, I’m game…

There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem - once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit. ~Al Gallagher

by Suicide Prince on Mar 17, 2010 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh yeah....forgot it was Hicks....

quit shitting on my joke dude. jk.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 17, 2010 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Where do you think Wade would have scored the blow?

"If this video was an ice cream flavor, it'd be pralines and dick." Clark
re: Matthew Wilder-Break My Stride, 4/17/09

by EssBee on Mar 17, 2010 5:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Absolutely

Remember those pizza commercials where he did the backflips? That was no stunt double

"Jurick Profar is tired of practice!! I wanna play I wanna play….waiting for march 12 to go to spring training! to kill some pichers:D:D I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!" - Jurickson Profar

by chrisR on Mar 17, 2010 5:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

More likely that Jones would wonder if he took his stash.

And you know Jones has some killer shit.

I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!- Jurickson Profar 2/15/2010

by Aquaman, Esq. on Mar 17, 2010 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

and so much for,

leading by a good example.

"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Mar 17, 2010 3:45 PM CDT reply actions  

So, I saw like a 10-15 pound turducken at Kroger last night on special

Some guy canceled his order. I so wanted to buy it for $39, but waaaaay to much food for me :(

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Mar 17, 2010 3:46 PM CDT reply actions  

How'd they get the turkey, duck, and chicken to have the three-way for that?

An art I’ve never mastered.

I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!- Jurickson Profar 2/15/2010

by Aquaman, Esq. on Mar 17, 2010 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

I've often heard drugs are involved.

BLAMMO!

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Mar 17, 2010 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Today is going to suck.

I’m going to Peoria for the game too. God damn there are going to be sooooo many jokes being yelled.

"Blister please, with those wings in your spine.
Love to be with a brother of mine.
How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth,
In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep,
Wrapped in boxes so tight, sounding only at night as you sleep." ~Jeff Mangum; Neutral Milk Hotel

by jdh90 on Mar 17, 2010 4:04 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm sorry?

I haven’t been here a while, so any recycled memes that this place loves to use haven’t been brought to my attention.

"Blister please, with those wings in your spine.
Love to be with a brother of mine.
How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth,
In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep,
Wrapped in boxes so tight, sounding only at night as you sleep." ~Jeff Mangum; Neutral Milk Hotel

by jdh90 on Mar 17, 2010 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

No reason to be sorry,

it’s a serious question.

"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Mar 17, 2010 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

and by the way

uber-jealous doesn’t quite explain how I feel about your presence in camp today.

"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Mar 17, 2010 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'll be there this time next week

In your face!

"I don’t know how these SN blog authors get their gigs, but I’m frankly surprised SN tolerates AJM’s lack of effort." Tex34

Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...

by Brian Thomas on Mar 17, 2010 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hate you

in the nicest of ways

"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Mar 17, 2010 4:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Cyber fist bump

"I don’t know how these SN blog authors get their gigs, but I’m frankly surprised SN tolerates AJM’s lack of effort." Tex34

Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...

by Brian Thomas on Mar 17, 2010 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not me

I just fuckin’ hate him.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Mar 17, 2010 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Eh, if I wasn't too lazy to get up and make a trip to the back fields

I would have a much better time.

Other than that, it is pretty neat. Yesterday I got Omar Beltre’s autograph by dropping my hat and sharpie over the railing during the middle of an inning. I almost got Neftali’s, but he turned me down. :(

"Blister please, with those wings in your spine.
Love to be with a brother of mine.
How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth,
In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep,
Wrapped in boxes so tight, sounding only at night as you sleep." ~Jeff Mangum; Neutral Milk Hotel

by jdh90 on Mar 17, 2010 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

That bastard,

already too good for the fans??

"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Mar 17, 2010 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

There were several other fans around me (Cubs' fans though)

And they returned to the dugout after Omar signed. I think Feliz didn’t want to have to deal with the other fans.

However, it looked like he wasn’t pleased with Omar for signing my hat.

"Blister please, with those wings in your spine.
Love to be with a brother of mine.
How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth,
In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep,
Wrapped in boxes so tight, sounding only at night as you sleep." ~Jeff Mangum; Neutral Milk Hotel

by jdh90 on Mar 17, 2010 4:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Good stuff, have fun man...

time goes quick, I would try to enjoy every last second while you’re there.

"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Mar 17, 2010 4:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

some idiot says they're selling their season tickets cause of this.

We should all pitch in, and buy them. Split them up.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

My blog: That's baseball for you

by iorange555 on Mar 17, 2010 4:11 PM CDT reply actions  

I hate casual fans with money.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 17, 2010 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

No kidding,

there may be an abudance of opening day tickets now…Rodney you still looking?

"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Mar 17, 2010 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just my thought...hmmm?

Heh

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Mar 17, 2010 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

I will throw in on this.

If somebody can find a good deal and get enough people paying in on it.

Ready for some baseball.

by TXHC on Mar 17, 2010 4:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wash audio on the Ticket, now.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Mar 17, 2010 4:16 PM CDT reply actions  

thanks for the heads up rod.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 17, 2010 4:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Feel terrible for him, listening to that.

I hope he has a strong family(blood and baseball).

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Mar 17, 2010 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

That was good stuff.

He does seem sincere, but maybe I’m just being gulliible.

"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Mar 17, 2010 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that was kinda painful

He sounded very sad & contrite to me, fwiw.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Mar 17, 2010 4:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Maybe it's because I'm probably older than most in here (mid 40s)

but when you get to this age, you realize how bleeping precious life is and how bleeping stupid it is to use cocaine.

You get to a certain point in your life and realize how dumb drugs are and that the end game has no future AND Wash is 10+ years older than me!!

Not sure if Washington was in a setting where he had to deal with peer pressure, if he just got caught up with some ho’ on the west coast or if it’s how he gets thru the night but none of it matters because there are no viable excuses to do this.

It’s not a one-time deal. You don’t just start using one night and then conveniently get busted within a couple days.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Mar 17, 2010 4:29 PM CDT reply actions  

get over it already

stop being a baby. Nolan’s got his back so STFU.

by Phat Elvis on Mar 17, 2010 4:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Really Jackass

At the age of 33, 7 years ago, I started using meth, because I was tired of being tired. As a truck driver, using said chemical could’ve ruined my career. And I knew that at any time I could be randomly tested by my company, the THP, or the Federal DOT. But knowing all that, I did it anyway. Even with what I knew about the long term affects of meth use.

So why don’t you SHUT THE FUCK UP, and quit using this as one more useless excuse for your racist rant against Wash.

JACKASS!!!

"Thats all we got? One goddamned hit?" - Harry Doyle
"You cant say god damn on the radio."- Colorman Monte
"Ehhh, who cares...nobody's listening!"- Harry Doyle

by awillis111 on Mar 17, 2010 4:38 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

You were a spare truck driver

and Wash is the manager of my favorite baseball team – big difference. I don’t give a shit about you as long as you don’t kill anybody because you’re on the road strung out on meth.

I don’t like the favorite manager of my baseball team using coke because it tends to cloud his decision-making ability and that’s all a baseball manager is supposed to do,..make decisions. And this idiot is 57 years old and still can’t figure out if using cocaine is a good idea.

And then you look at all the managerial dumbassery we’ve had to watch on the field with This Thing over the last three years and the pieces to puzzle begin to fit.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Mar 17, 2010 4:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 17, 2010 4:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Honestly

I think Josey’s defense of Tony La stems from Josey’s long time addiction to alcohol.

Bros gotta stick together.

"Blister please, with those wings in your spine.
Love to be with a brother of mine.
How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth,
In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep,
Wrapped in boxes so tight, sounding only at night as you sleep." ~Jeff Mangum; Neutral Milk Hotel

by jdh90 on Mar 17, 2010 4:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

and that's a wrap

"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Mar 17, 2010 4:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nope

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Mar 17, 2010 4:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Then STFU!!!!

Walk a mile in the guys shoes first.

(of course, you wouldn’t get a block in Wash’s shoes before he’d catch you and beat the tar out of you, then take his FUCKING SHOES BACK!!!)

lol

Oh my god! What can it be? We're all doomed! Who's flying this thing?
-Wash

by iblum on Mar 17, 2010 5:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

So Wash is a "victim" or has a "disease" ?

F that.

He did it to himself.

I’m a little more understanding of people under 35 who do this but I have a hardline stance on 57 year old big league managers who think snorting coke is a good idea.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Mar 17, 2010 5:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

I didn't say that

I know absolutely nothing about the particulars of Ron Washington’s drug use. I can make assumptions (like you are). However, when he, and Ryan both say that it was just one time and that he’s had counselling and been tested 3 times a week ever since without needing re-hab, I’m inclined to believe that he didn’t have any kind of drug habit and if he used before that incident, he hasn’t used since.

Sure, Wash did something stupid. You do stupid things all the time (I’ve read your posts, and most of them are stupid.

I’m a bit surprised by Nolan though. It takes some degree of courage to do what he’s doing. He could have fired Wash then, or now, and said something like, “We have a no tolerance policy about illegal druge use.” In fact, I think that Nolan was the leak, trying to get this out at a time when a) the games don’t mean anything, b) it draws attention to the team, and bad press is better than no press, and c) Its most definitely after last season, when the decision to retain Wash was made.

Good thing? is drug use ever a good thing? I guess snorting coke off a hookers tits is a good thing,….. but I’ve never done that. (I keep saying that, and so far no one has mentioned where it came from. That was Neil Patrick Harris’ line from Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle)

Oh my god! What can it be? We're all doomed! Who's flying this thing?
-Wash

by iblum on Mar 17, 2010 6:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

damn funny man

"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Mar 17, 2010 4:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

So....this is going to be your new meme for the rest of the year isn't it.....

every time a bad managerial decision is made you’re going to blame the coke, right?

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 17, 2010 4:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

No, I'm comfortable blaming Washington's lack of intelligence

and the fact that he’s 57 years old and still doesn’t know it’s a bad idea to get coked out of his brain which further confirms said lack of intelligence.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Mar 17, 2010 4:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

You hate him

Because he’s not Mike Hargrove. The same you hate JD for not hiring Hargrove.

"Thats all we got? One goddamned hit?" - Harry Doyle
"You cant say god damn on the radio."- Colorman Monte
"Ehhh, who cares...nobody's listening!"- Harry Doyle

by awillis111 on Mar 17, 2010 4:59 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

I don't think Mike Hargrove was a particularly good manager.

JD on The Ticket at 550.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Mar 17, 2010 5:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

The point, douchebag

Is that there may have been other undedrlying issues he was/ wasn’t dealing with. I’m sure he didn’t make the decision to use in a vacuum. And people make bad choices, regardless of their age.

You on the other hand, automatically jump to the conclusion that he has been using all along. Nolan’s comments covered that it was discussed with DOCTORS if it could be determined if he was a habitual user, and they said NO! But you want to just presume him guilty.

Thanks for that Komrade!

"Thats all we got? One goddamned hit?" - Harry Doyle
"You cant say god damn on the radio."- Colorman Monte
"Ehhh, who cares...nobody's listening!"- Harry Doyle

by awillis111 on Mar 17, 2010 4:56 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

You were born in the mid-forties? :)

I somewhat agree with you. From what I have read, he said this is the only time he has done cocaine. I will take him for his word on that. As for pot, I am sure he has smoked it in the past. Maybe he just met up with some homies during the ASB and the party got a little out of hand.

My biggest concern is how the team responds on the field to the off field distraction.

Vladimir Guererro - 2010 AL MVP

by RangerMad on Mar 17, 2010 4:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah that is actually how it starts

It’s there. Someone offers. You try it. And there you are.

Cocaine in moderation probably isn’t what you think it is. Unless there’s reason to believe Wash is a consistent user this isn’t a big deal. It’s his private life. Some drink. Some eat like pigs. Some have fucked up kinky sex. People are people, man.

I happen to agree with you that drugs are dumb. For ME. Lots of my friends still indulge from time to time but it’s not my place to tell them how to live their lives.

by Black Francis on Mar 17, 2010 4:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

mid 30s here (almost late 30's, yeesh)

and I’ve seen more shit in my life than I care to talk about. It didn’t take me long to realize how important life was as I watched buddy after buddy throw his or her life away to alcohol, coke, heroin, meth or any combination therein. After realizing how dangerously close I was to doing the same thing….

I don’t believe it was a one-time thing for Wash, but that really doesn’t matter. It really, really doesn’t.

The easy way out of this would be for the Rangers to castigate him or just fire him and move on. No one would really blame them… how can you keep a guy as your manager after he got busted doing coke for cryin-out-loud???

Except, that’s exactly what the Rangers have done. They’ve decided to accept that we’re all fallible, that we all have moments of weakness and sometimes, just sometimes, we fuck up and do something stupid.

It probably makes more business sense for the Rangers to fire his ass. Except, they’re choosing to take the human element into account and give a guy that they have a lot of feelings for another chance.

I don’t know that I agree with them from a business standpoint, and I don’t even think Wash is all that good of a manager. However, I do know I admire the hell out of Nolan, JD and anyone else involved in the decision to keep Wash for giving him a second chance. Whatever demons or issues Wash may have with this, hopefully he’s able to work through them — but right here and right now I’m damn proud that men like Nolan Ryan and John Daniels are running the baseball team that I care so much about. I wouldn’t want it any other way.

by elvis1isking on Mar 17, 2010 5:03 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

As much as it pains me...

this is Nolan’s baby all the way and it makes me sick to my stomach.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Mar 17, 2010 5:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

If Washington had put out a better product the last three years

my opinon might be a little more flexible.

So do we really wonder why the Oakland A’s would never give Wash the managerial gig there when they had openings several times?

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Mar 17, 2010 5:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

I could be wrong, but it seems like you see

everything in black and white glasses. Not such thing as grey areas for Mr Wales.

"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Mar 17, 2010 5:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Josh Hamilton requires me to look at the grey areas of life

although I think he wasted a lot of his.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Mar 17, 2010 5:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

i always thought it was "gray"

You hear about the "Electric Arms", they're all the rage.

"If the Rangers have marked improvement in 2010, I'm going to need to give JD credit." Josey Wales, Feb. 10, 2010 11:45 AM CST

by sunlegend54 on Mar 17, 2010 5:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Always a toughy for me,

I think I spell it both ways

"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Mar 17, 2010 5:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Gray is mostly US

Grey is England and others.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Mar 17, 2010 5:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

similar to theater

and theatre

"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Mar 17, 2010 5:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

I read so many English writers/poets as a youth

I have to check my spelling sometimes.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Mar 17, 2010 5:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

i have to check mine

just because i’m terrible at it

You hear about the "Electric Arms", they're all the rage.

"If the Rangers have marked improvement in 2010, I'm going to need to give JD credit." Josey Wales, Feb. 10, 2010 11:45 AM CST

by sunlegend54 on Mar 17, 2010 5:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

good call

limey bastards spelling things all willy nilly

You hear about the "Electric Arms", they're all the rage.

"If the Rangers have marked improvement in 2010, I'm going to need to give JD credit." Josey Wales, Feb. 10, 2010 11:45 AM CST

by sunlegend54 on Mar 17, 2010 5:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's 'willye nillye'

There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem - once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit. ~Al Gallagher

by Suicide Prince on Mar 17, 2010 5:44 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Wait

You mean to tell me that Josey Douchebag suffers from Cranial-Rectumitis?

"Thats all we got? One goddamned hit?" - Harry Doyle
"You cant say god damn on the radio."- Colorman Monte
"Ehhh, who cares...nobody's listening!"- Harry Doyle

by awillis111 on Mar 17, 2010 5:09 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Maybe if you hadn't done so much meth in your life

you’d be able to think must faster on your feet and consequently, be funnier on this message board.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Mar 17, 2010 5:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

that wasn't cool dude

You hear about the "Electric Arms", they're all the rage.

"If the Rangers have marked improvement in 2010, I'm going to need to give JD credit." Josey Wales, Feb. 10, 2010 11:45 AM CST

by sunlegend54 on Mar 17, 2010 5:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Maybe

If you had a heart, you woldn’t be such a jackass

"Thats all we got? One goddamned hit?" - Harry Doyle
"You cant say god damn on the radio."- Colorman Monte
"Ehhh, who cares...nobody's listening!"- Harry Doyle

by awillis111 on Mar 17, 2010 5:16 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Get a freaking Kleenex.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Mar 17, 2010 5:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Once it gets to a point that it gets personal,

it’s normally time to just walk away.

You aren’t in denial and that to me is the hardest part of losing an addiction. You’re good in my book.

"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Mar 17, 2010 5:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

good on ya man,

i feel ya

You hear about the "Electric Arms", they're all the rage.

"If the Rangers have marked improvement in 2010, I'm going to need to give JD credit." Josey Wales, Feb. 10, 2010 11:45 AM CST

by sunlegend54 on Mar 17, 2010 5:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Heh

There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem - once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit. ~Al Gallagher

by Suicide Prince on Mar 17, 2010 5:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

AMEN!!!

"Thats all we got? One goddamned hit?" - Harry Doyle
"You cant say god damn on the radio."- Colorman Monte
"Ehhh, who cares...nobody's listening!"- Harry Doyle

by awillis111 on Mar 17, 2010 5:07 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

AMEN!!!

"Thats all we got? One goddamned hit?" - Harry Doyle
"You cant say god damn on the radio."- Colorman Monte
"Ehhh, who cares...nobody's listening!"- Harry Doyle

by awillis111 on Mar 17, 2010 5:07 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

My intention was to not read the whole post, but

glad I did, very well put sir.

"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Mar 17, 2010 5:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

This "older and experienced" bit is pure unadulterated bullshit.

There is no magic age that makes human beings to bright to make bad decisions. People of all ages make poor choices. And you’re making some grand assumptions with absolutely zero supporting evidence. You want to look at this like Wash is some kind of flaming coke addict when the actual evidence strongly suggests otherwise. He failed one test. People who are regular users and are subject to testing don’t fail only one test, especially when they’re required to piss three times per week after their first dirty UA. For a guy as sure of his own opinion as you are, you know jack shit about this topic.

The evidence currently on hand suggests that Wash made a dumb decision one night during the season, that’s it. Is it reasonable to infer that he’s probably dabbled in the past? Sure. Believe it or not, there are recreational controlled substance users just like there are recreational drinkers and smokers. The people in the best position to know the facts made a decision last season, and presumably again in the offseason, that Wash didn’t have a drug problem and should stay on as manager. That happens in real life every day although with folks who like to see people punished unmercifully for their flaws such a result is never acceptable. Given the obvious state of your attitude about this whole situation, I’d say you’re not nearly as grown up and life experienced as you seem to believe you are. Life is imperfect. People are imperfect. You’re living proof of that. Get over yourself.

"Ok, post your favorite moment of the Tom Hicks era
Mine is today when he sold the team." - t ball

by Athos on Mar 17, 2010 5:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hold the manager of my favorite baseball team

to a much higher standard than the spares in the rest of society.

Being a cokehead is a deal-breaker.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Mar 17, 2010 5:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

So anybody that's done a controlled substance is a "spare" in your world?

You don’t care much for human beings, do you? Somehow, I’ll bet you’ve never turned that judgmental eye in your own direction, or if you did there was always some easy explanation that justified your flaws in your own tortured reasoning. That is sad, Josey. Really sad.

"Ok, post your favorite moment of the Tom Hicks era
Mine is today when he sold the team." - t ball

by Athos on Mar 17, 2010 5:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Like I mentioned earlier,

denial may be the hardest part of cleaning up your act.

"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Mar 17, 2010 5:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why?

He is just as fallible as every other human being on this planet. Except you obvously.

Using once does not make one a coke-head. And you have nothing concrete to prove that he ever used cocaine more than the one time he admitted.

Until you get and reveal said proof, SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

"Thats all we got? One goddamned hit?" - Harry Doyle
"You cant say god damn on the radio."- Colorman Monte
"Ehhh, who cares...nobody's listening!"- Harry Doyle

by awillis111 on Mar 17, 2010 5:45 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Well said

"Thats all we got? One goddamned hit?" - Harry Doyle
"You cant say god damn on the radio."- Colorman Monte
"Ehhh, who cares...nobody's listening!"- Harry Doyle

by awillis111 on Mar 17, 2010 5:40 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

2 thoughts on this subject

1. I have to take Wash at his word that he is complying with Ranger/MLB decisions about testing to prove he is drug free. But it should only be a 1 time deal (unlike how Strawberry and Howe were handled).

2. Josey proves once that he is a complete douchebag. What Wash and La Russa are wrong. Illegal is illegal. He just wants to use any reason to fire Wash, regardless of the FACT that this team has improved every year since he was hired. Especially on the defensive side.

"Thats all we got? One goddamned hit?" - Harry Doyle
"You cant say god damn on the radio."- Colorman Monte
"Ehhh, who cares...nobody's listening!"- Harry Doyle

by awillis111 on Mar 17, 2010 4:29 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

What they both did was illegal and I'm not excusing TLR.

Using cocaine is much worse than 4 glasses of wine.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Mar 17, 2010 4:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

>/= 4 glasses of wine = false.

Grizzled drinkers such as Tony LaRussa do not fade behind a car after 4 glasses of wine.

Stop being a dipshit on this topic.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 17, 2010 4:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

*less than or equal to 4 glasses

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 17, 2010 4:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

TLR was in his 60s, had busted his ass all day on the field (because it was ST),

had gone out to dinner and had what amounted to 4 glasses of wine (.092).

Yes, he screwed up by getting behind the wheel of his car but what he did is nowhere close to what Wash did.

I am a grizzled drinker and can drink a boatload of beer if the occasion requires but I can’t drink more than 2 glasses of red wine because it makes me really tired.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Mar 17, 2010 4:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dude.....

You are taking this .092 as it is set in stone….

And I thought you were Josey Wales, the man who eats raw steaks and drinks cases of beer…

2 glasses of wine puts you down?

Dammit you’ve ruined my visions of you.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 17, 2010 4:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not a big wine drinker.

Tequila gets in my kitchen as well and does bad things, man.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Mar 17, 2010 4:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

The .092 is what TLR blew on the youtube video.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Mar 17, 2010 4:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

that doesn't matter.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 17, 2010 4:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Isn't that what Carl Everett said when

told dinosaur bones have been found?

What the hell do you need to see that he was at a .092 that evening?

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Mar 17, 2010 4:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't believe in dinos.

Everett was misunderstood.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Mar 17, 2010 4:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

he was a .092 at the time he blew.

we have no idea how high it was when he put the keys into the ignition.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 17, 2010 4:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

I commend your ability to follow through with

an arguement. You sir need a shield and dagger.

"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Mar 17, 2010 4:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

.092 is all?

I wake up with a .092

"If this video was an ice cream flavor, it'd be pralines and dick." Clark
re: Matthew Wilder-Break My Stride, 4/17/09

by EssBee on Mar 17, 2010 5:08 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

A little levity...I like it.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Mar 17, 2010 5:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nope,

just speaking the truth!!!!!!

"If this video was an ice cream flavor, it'd be pralines and dick." Clark
re: Matthew Wilder-Break My Stride, 4/17/09

by EssBee on Mar 17, 2010 5:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm sure I have too,

then I realize I still have to go work that day, god I hate when that happens.

"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Mar 17, 2010 5:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Here again, you're showing your lack of knowledge.

If he blew a .092, he was likely higher when he was actually driving. He would have had to imbibe at least 5 standard doses of alcohol over about an hour to achieve that result. If he was drinking for more than an hour, he probably had 6 or more drinks to end up with a BAC that high. The body absorbs alcohol faster than it gets it out of your system. I’m not saying LaRussa is a bad guy, but lets not underestimate how much he had to drink to reach the result you’re so proud of.

"Ok, post your favorite moment of the Tom Hicks era
Mine is today when he sold the team." - t ball

by Athos on Mar 17, 2010 5:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Many, many more should take this to heart.

Difficult in the age of snark and sarcasm, coupled with internet anonymity.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Mar 17, 2010 4:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

excellent post scoop

"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Mar 17, 2010 4:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

I like this.

Thanks Scoop.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 17, 2010 4:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

OMG

We can’t have such common sense on the interwebs!!!

"Thats all we got? One goddamned hit?" - Harry Doyle
"You cant say god damn on the radio."- Colorman Monte
"Ehhh, who cares...nobody's listening!"- Harry Doyle

by awillis111 on Mar 17, 2010 4:42 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

REC!

If the Rangers don't make the play-offs this year I'm gonna go all Epic Bearded Man on your ass.

by BigGuns on Mar 17, 2010 5:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dana Plato said that?

she had her own little drug problem

by Panorama on Mar 17, 2010 6:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Okay I don't have any time to read much of what you guys have said...

…but I’m surprised they didn’t can him. I know of no other job which you can keep after testing positive for cocaine. Maybe there are some but I’ve had friends fired from good jobs for lesser substance abuse shit.

I’m glad they didn’t fire him, though. It’s really not that big of a deal if you ask me. If he had a habit that would be a different story all together, but who really cares about recreational drug use? I don’t use any drugs anymore but if that’s someone’s idea of a good time, fine with me.

I don’t really understand why this was even made public.

by Black Francis on Mar 17, 2010 4:41 PM CDT reply actions  

please folks

Can we please stop comparing being a Major League Baseball Manager to real life jobs/positions where if you get caught with drugs in your system you get fired? Its Sports, its not being a long haul truck driver, its not being in law enforcement, its not inherently affecting the livelihood of anyone, so he is not held to the same standard. That anaolgy just doesn’t work for me

by kmoneytime on Mar 17, 2010 4:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

"I know of no other job which you can keep after testing positive for cocaine"

Coke dealer?

"He's not coming back. That chick was like, the Pele of anal."

-- Sterling Archer

by RCCook on Mar 17, 2010 4:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rock star

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Mar 17, 2010 4:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

real question..

does the POTUS get drug tested?

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 17, 2010 4:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

all federal employess are subject to random drug tests

so in theory it could happen

You hear about the "Electric Arms", they're all the rage.

"If the Rangers have marked improvement in 2010, I'm going to need to give JD credit." Josey Wales, Feb. 10, 2010 11:45 AM CST

by sunlegend54 on Mar 17, 2010 5:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

I seriously doubt it.

He holds an elected office. I’m pretty sure they don’t test Senators and Representatives. Why would they test the President?

by Black Francis on Mar 17, 2010 5:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

let's ask KGB

You hear about the "Electric Arms", they're all the rage.

"If the Rangers have marked improvement in 2010, I'm going to need to give JD credit." Josey Wales, Feb. 10, 2010 11:45 AM CST

by sunlegend54 on Mar 17, 2010 5:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

KGB's exact response

to the question, “Are Senators, Congressmen, or the President of the United States subject to being drug tested.”

No, White House employees are subject to random drug tests, that includes the president!

You hear about the "Electric Arms", they're all the rage.

"If the Rangers have marked improvement in 2010, I'm going to need to give JD credit." Josey Wales, Feb. 10, 2010 11:45 AM CST

by sunlegend54 on Mar 17, 2010 5:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

KGB?

I don’t think they test the President. I know staffers are.

by Black Francis on Mar 17, 2010 6:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

KGB is that service where you test a question and they text back

Standard messaging rates apply plus whatever else it costs.

by Inkara1 on Mar 17, 2010 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

you can use books for the same thing

and the internet.

The KGB really has fallen off a ways huh.

by Black Francis on Mar 17, 2010 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

You know,

the commercials w/ the hot red headed chick and the goofy guy dressed in blue

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Mar 17, 2010 6:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Same here,

but my hot chick radar still works in 3x speed.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Mar 17, 2010 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

mine only has

…30x, 60x, and 300x I think. But I just hit the five second skip a bunch of times.

by Black Francis on Mar 17, 2010 6:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Madmen

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Mar 17, 2010 4:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

I feel like I should be able to come up with a good answer for this, but

after damn near GDT # of posts, I think I’m spent.

"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Mar 17, 2010 4:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't really give a fuck if it works for you or not

If this is better, I’m sure there are many teams who would have accepted Ron Washington’s offer to resign.

Stay away from me and my posts, fuckin noob.

by Black Francis on Mar 17, 2010 4:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Think how Nick Folk feels

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Mar 17, 2010 5:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Calm down, friend

There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem - once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit. ~Al Gallagher

by Suicide Prince on Mar 17, 2010 5:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Obviously

That’s why I called you ‘friend’. That one is my kryptonite.

There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem - once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit. ~Al Gallagher

by Suicide Prince on Mar 17, 2010 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

JD on 1301 @ 5:50

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Mar 17, 2010 5:14 PM CDT reply actions  

heh

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 17, 2010 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

You know

after reflecting on this all day, and watching the video. I must say I have a new found great respect for washington. THIS dude straight came out and told on himself before knowing whether he was going to get caught or not. Being that I usually always come out seeing the good in people I have no choice but to believe this was his only time. I will now root for ronwash and not against him. I hope this does bring the team together

by blueballlefty on Mar 17, 2010 5:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Meh

I find the idea of MLB testing for recreational drugs stupid, Who cares.

That said, I think it is pretty naive to give him much credit for coming forward. i remember everybody heaping praise on Aaron Boone a few years back for his ‘honesty" in “confessing” after he hurt his knee playing basketball w/ 9 other dudes. Come on, that’s what any halfway intelligent person would do. That story was getting out one way or the other.

Wash got caught flat footed on a urinalysis. He knew he was dirty. So he spoke up before the results that he knew would screw him came in. Obviously, that’s better than doing nothing, but it is hardly praiseworthy. Does a husband who catted around on his wife deserve credit for his honesty when he “tells on himself” that he got the clap?

"I don’t know how these SN blog authors get their gigs, but I’m frankly surprised SN tolerates AJM’s lack of effort." Tex34

Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...

by Brian Thomas on Mar 17, 2010 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

well if

I paid $500 or so million for business I would probably care if one of my main directors/bosses in that business was constantly doing something that would impair the way he did his job I think I would care

by blueballlefty on Mar 17, 2010 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

I understand the clubs testing their employees

I’m not sure I understand why MLB would though.

"I don't condone steroids or any other type of growth hormones or anything else, but I could care less, and, for the most part, I don't think the fans give a (bleep). The people that care about it are the people that probably don't like baseball," - Jim Leyland

by DJCahill on Mar 17, 2010 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hey, if it's good enough for George Bush

It’s good enough for Wash.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Mar 17, 2010 5:28 PM CDT reply actions  

he sniffed

but he didn’t enhale

You hear about the "Electric Arms", they're all the rage.

"If the Rangers have marked improvement in 2010, I'm going to need to give JD credit." Josey Wales, Feb. 10, 2010 11:45 AM CST

by sunlegend54 on Mar 17, 2010 5:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

or inhale either

You hear about the "Electric Arms", they're all the rage.

"If the Rangers have marked improvement in 2010, I'm going to need to give JD credit." Josey Wales, Feb. 10, 2010 11:45 AM CST

by sunlegend54 on Mar 17, 2010 5:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Do you reckon Josey voted for him?

I wonder if he holds his governor/president to as high a standard as he holds a Rangers manager he already hates?

"Ok, post your favorite moment of the Tom Hicks era
Mine is today when he sold the team." - t ball

by Athos on Mar 17, 2010 5:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

In summary,

if you disliked Ron (as manager, not personally) before, you really, really dislike him now. If you liked Wash before (or at least put up with him because you really like JD and Nolan) you’ll continue to put up with him.

1,000+ posts later we know where everyone stands. Time to move on….

by ncrangerfan on Mar 17, 2010 5:54 PM CDT reply actions  

I don't think that summarizes it at all

"I don’t know how these SN blog authors get their gigs, but I’m frankly surprised SN tolerates AJM’s lack of effort." Tex34

Neftali Feliz says sit your 5 dollar ass down before he makes change...

by Brian Thomas on Mar 17, 2010 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

meh

dumb move, but meh.

by Sky Hook on Mar 17, 2010 6:25 PM CDT reply actions  

Well..

It’s hard being a Rangers fan. I would say it sucks, but apparently it blows.

by phully1 on Mar 17, 2010 10:51 PM CDT reply actions   2 recs

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