3/17/10 Exhibition Game Day Thread
by Adam J. Morris on Mar 17, 2010 8:00 PM CDT
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I don't normally watch that show
But I gave it a spin last night because I love the Stones. I was underwhelmed by almost everyone.
I say almost because I’m in love with the ‘Paint it Black’ cover done by Siobhan Magnus. She was awesome, and the arrangement was obscenely great.
Same here.
I’ve never seen great music been so bastardized.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
You must not have seen
Beatles night. It was a beating
The snozberries taste like snozberries!!
by Chromaster on Mar 17, 2010 10:20 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
ellen is a terrible judge.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I don't do
“Idol”
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
I had to sit through it to get to watch the Jaas for the rest of the night.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Idol?
Heysoos Christy, I am sad for you.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
yeah, sat through the last 3...it's friggin painful.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
you sad to see Simon go?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Yes
Cause it’ll probably mean the end of idol after next season. They’ll survive one season without him, but after that down the drain.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
so what's next for iorange?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I need to pee.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
by iorange555 on Mar 17, 2010 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Never disappoints
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
Feldman, Nippert, Oliver
No Scheppers tonight.
Pitched in the B game earlier today.
I've already stepped thru his probable turns
to see about what date he might pitch in Frisco’s opening homestand. heh
And? Spill it Shroom
what is your Frisco ETA? I might have to go and make that one
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
April 12th would be every 5th day
That would make him Frisco’s 5th starter. Not real confident about this holding up tho’.
Any stats on it?
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
Thanks for the linkage, jackanape.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
GD guy is pretty legit...
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Lineup
CF Julio Borbon
3B Michael Young
LF Josh Hamilton
DH Vladimir Guerrero
RF Nelson Cruz
1B Chris Davis
C Jarrod Saltalamacchia
2B Joaquin Arias
SS Elvis Andrus
so, minus kinz, an OD lineup
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on Mar 17, 2010 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions
kinsler is a pussy
/fan that wanted the starting 9 out there tonight.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Lewin Tweet:
rangerstvjosh
we will have both wash and jon daniels on air tonite..9pm texas time, FSSW. on a lighter note- no thx2 green hot dogs for st.pat’s day. echh
respice adspice prospice
no kidding, hate green hot dogs
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Nothing good can come from a green hotdog...
"I've had a lot of experience with semantics, so don't try to lure me into some maze of circular logic."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Mar 17, 2010 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions
like I said...
"I've had a lot of experience with semantics, so don't try to lure me into some maze of circular logic."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Mar 17, 2010 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Green beer does the same
in a BIG way.
"If this video was an ice cream flavor, it'd be pralines and dick." Clark
re: Matthew Wilder-Break My Stride, 4/17/09
Okay, now you've disappointed
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
And this one time, at bandcamp
I was highly offended by that green thing…
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
The "coke" thread earlier....
was pure gold….
Looking forward to watching some baseball.
by death of the cool on Mar 17, 2010 8:43 PM CDT reply actions
Yeah, I find myself looking forward to takes on The Mensa's coke problem
from both The Great Morris and The Newberg.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
Alas
I don’t really have anything to say about it, I don’t think.
by Adam J. Morris on Mar 17, 2010 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions
lol
whatd she sing? tik tock i assume…
After Fuentes blows a save and an Angels loss to the Indians:
"Angels still in first place" - UCI Halo
"Hey you know who would have gotten those 3 outs in the 9th?
Darren O’Day." - FirebatM3
LOL
ugh
Worst. Song. Ever
After Fuentes blows a save and an Angels loss to the Indians:
"Angels still in first place" - UCI Halo
"Hey you know who would have gotten those 3 outs in the 9th?
Darren O’Day." - FirebatM3
LOL
As my better half said tonight,
wow, they tried to find someone that would make Lady Gaga look like she has talent.
by Jose Cardenal on Mar 17, 2010 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Lady Gaga has talent, trust me
She just ‘tucks’.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
I know the spring games are not in HD..
Does anyone know how many of the regular season games are in HD?
Watch Jorge Alfaro take BP and listen for JCole’s reaction.
"There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked." --Muhammad Ali
Anyone want to help me do some linear programing modeling HW during the game?
hell of a way to spend Spring Break
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
sorry....you lost me after "some"
so I don’t know how much help I would be….
"I've had a lot of experience with semantics, so don't try to lure me into some maze of circular logic."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Mar 17, 2010 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions
lol
no prob man… All LP is modeling business problems in an application like Excel in such a manner that a stair stepping algorithm can determine the optimal solution or solutions
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
Its just a lot of numbers man
designed in a way that a computer comes up with an answer in minutes or hours instead of the days it would take to do it with calculus
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
slipped in and out of consciousness reading that description...
good luck!!
"I've had a lot of experience with semantics, so don't try to lure me into some maze of circular logic."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Mar 17, 2010 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions
no thanks
had to do a bit of that during my finance class last semester for my semester (my professor does that for a living pretty much – besides teaching that is)
"JD gets complete blame or credit for what happens in 2010 and I think Nolan wants it that way. JD is paid to be a real GM and needs to start performing like one." - Josey Wales
by Michael Cave on Mar 17, 2010 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions
I have to admit, it is one of the things that is making me consider a Ph. D
it is a damn interesting area that has a wide area of applications
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
is this game in HD?
I don’t want to have to migrate to the living room from the office if it’s just in SD.
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
Anyone having trouble with the sound on the StreamTorrent feed?
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
nice start for Borbon
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
Damint... I think I am about 2 minutes behind if not more
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
Dave Niehaus
Is talking about how bad MY’s year was last year.
It might have been his career year, dumbass.
Damn...
good throw
Rusty, the bed was very soft- Clark W. Griswold
by AndrusImpersonator on Mar 17, 2010 9:10 PM CDT reply actions
What the hell, Borbon?
"There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked." --Muhammad Ali
Ron looked really humiliated....
I’m disappointed by his behavior but at the same time, who of us has not made a stupid decision that we regret…
"I've had a lot of experience with semantics, so don't try to lure me into some maze of circular logic."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Mar 17, 2010 9:14 PM CDT reply actions
I don't know how anyone can't root for the guy.
I don’t feel like I’m getting the wool pulled over my eyes with him. Legit.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
I seriously thought he was going to cry when he started talking about the fans
and his family
"I've had a lot of experience with semantics, so don't try to lure me into some maze of circular logic."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Mar 17, 2010 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Fucking for real...
I really felt terrible for the guy.
I was a bit confused by the “I love Ron Washington” part.. but.. hey.
Well, when you walk them back to back they sure as hell are.
Morality you can fake. Fun you either have or you don't.
Can't be reiterated enough
"Josey drives to games???
I always assumed he rides in on his high horse"
jam0152
Martin Perez, "Mucho queso"
Well this game is going well so far.
Have you all seen this promo? I’ve watched it a couple of times already.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
I like the
Actual Nelson Cruz renderings.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Boomstick
I like Nelson Cruz more after seeing that. Not the first time I have seen it, but it’s still funny.
"There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked." --Muhammad Ali
OMG
that is hilarious.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
... and then an enraged Andruw Jones ate them all.
by shroomer on Mar 17, 2010 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I was laughing until I realized that was Andruw Jones.
Then I was like “fuck Andruw Jones” and it ruined the whole picture for me.
:(
Morality you can fake. Fun you either have or you don't.
by lonestarJon on Mar 17, 2010 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
jonathan made a funny
rec
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
uhhh....
What’s going on here, Scooter?
"I've had a lot of experience with semantics, so don't try to lure me into some maze of circular logic."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Mar 17, 2010 9:16 PM CDT reply actions
I was somewhat rooting for bradley in chicago
But after those ridiculous comments and of course being on the m’s by itself… yeah..
Fanatics - my webcomic
Fucking Ichiro, shit.
I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!- Jurickson Profar 2/15/2010
What the hell
Is it Lookout Landing night at this game or something?
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Hall of Fame Mariners broadcaster.
Any time you hear a Mariners highlight, that’s his voice.
I also consider him worse than every announcer not nicknamed “Hawk.” And he’s about as far beyond them as Hawk is him.
Put him away, Scooter.
"There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked." --Muhammad Ali
Feldman is all over the place
He is not long for this game, methinks.
I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!- Jurickson Profar 2/15/2010
Whew
Rusty, the bed was very soft- Clark W. Griswold
by AndrusImpersonator on Mar 17, 2010 9:23 PM CDT reply actions
Is it just me...
or does Vladdy look a lil’ thinner?
Rusty, the bed was very soft- Clark W. Griswold
by AndrusImpersonator on Mar 17, 2010 9:26 PM CDT reply actions
x
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
by WhipSmart on Mar 17, 2010 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
BRILLIANT!
"Josey drives to games???
I always assumed he rides in on his high horse"
jam0152
Martin Perez, "Mucho queso"
in that case...
I’m wearing blue from now on
Rusty, the bed was very soft- Clark W. Griswold
by AndrusImpersonator on Mar 17, 2010 9:27 PM CDT reply actions
And I'm wearing...
underwear in every color other than blue.
by jlj2018 on Mar 17, 2010 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
FU, ump.
"There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked." --Muhammad Ali
Aweful strike call on CD.
Catcher was set up outside and moved his glove outside. Bad call.
"Ok, post your favorite moment of the Tom Hicks era
Mine is today when he sold the team." - t ball
x
1 is a ball
7 is a strike
"There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked." --Muhammad Ali
Is that from a game-tracker?
Cause they aren’t using the pitch tracker on t.v.
If so, I seriously doubt its accuracy.
"Ok, post your favorite moment of the Tom Hicks era
Mine is today when he sold the team." - t ball
It's from gameday
and I was agreeing with you. If 1 is a ball than 7 is a ball too.
"There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked." --Muhammad Ali
too close to take.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Nice
atttaboy Salty
Rusty, the bed was very soft- Clark W. Griswold
by AndrusImpersonator on Mar 17, 2010 9:31 PM CDT reply actions
Salt.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Yay, a lead!
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
just shy of a 2-run HR
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
Wow. Salty just got a 2 out double.
It would be really nice if he did that in the regular season.
"Ok, post your favorite moment of the Tom Hicks era
Mine is today when he sold the team." - t ball
That was Salty's boomstick
"If this video was an ice cream flavor, it'd be pralines and dick." Clark
re: Matthew Wilder-Break My Stride, 4/17/09
We would suck less offensively?
"There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked." --Muhammad Ali
It's about time for him to prove he can....
"I've had a lot of experience with semantics, so don't try to lure me into some maze of circular logic."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Mar 17, 2010 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions
not me.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
My wife wants to kick Marina's ass.....it's uncomfortable.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I am more into FIFA manager 10
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
Do they have a button for cocaine use in manager mode?
"Support the Dutch Oven"
by RangerFloppy on Mar 17, 2010 9:50 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
NCAA starting....
I know I am not getting anything done tomorrow
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
Mike Lowell
any word on how he’s looking, other than he isn’t moving well?
still can't move well
but he never had before
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
I have a bad feeling it will be Feldman.
I sure hope I’m wrong though.
"Ok, post your favorite moment of the Tom Hicks era
Mine is today when he sold the team." - t ball
Feldman, most likely
But not because he’ll be the shittiest pitcher in the rotation – it’ll be because people have more lofty expectations of the player relative to his talent level than any other pitcher in the roto.
Morality you can fake. Fun you either have or you don't.
Hopefully none but..
if any do, how nice is it to know they have several waiting in AAA (or the bullpen) that can step in and fill the gap?
"I've had a lot of experience with semantics, so don't try to lure me into some maze of circular logic."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Mar 17, 2010 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions
CJ
he really has no way to succeed. He either has to be phenomenal as a SP or it will be considered as a failed transition ans he would have to be an amazing SU guy to get any respect in MR
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
Nice.
"There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked." --Muhammad Ali
No roof?
"Ok, post your favorite moment of the Tom Hicks era
Mine is today when he sold the team." - t ball
no...
unbelievable, huh?
"I've had a lot of experience with semantics, so don't try to lure me into some maze of circular logic."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Mar 17, 2010 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions
The latest step in MLB's quest to play the world series in the coldest possible locale in the United States
Morality you can fake. Fun you either have or you don't.
yankee stadiumesch?
"Josey drives to games???
I always assumed he rides in on his high horse"
jam0152
Martin Perez, "Mucho queso"
Love that DP ball.
Pretty.
"Ok, post your favorite moment of the Tom Hicks era
Mine is today when he sold the team." - t ball
I believe so
If she’s still in Surprise. I know the group she is with is there – they’re getting some shit from Mariner fans.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Arias almost air mailed that bad boy
"Josey drives to games???
I always assumed he rides in on his high horse"
jam0152
Martin Perez, "Mucho queso"
Saw Washington's mea culpa.
Fuck you. 57 years old and you were busted. The only reason you came forward is because you were going to fail a test. You have one option – win. I need an insane start to the season and no hiccups.
I really like the Impaler.
Crush – still iffy.
Is Ian Snell on the opposing team playing the Reggie Cleveland All-Stars?
The Salt Shaker can rake from the left side.
Sweeeeet MF dplay by Tiny E.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
I thought you didn't drink during the week...you're outta fucking control.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Just move along people... Ground that's already been covered...
"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.
... in shit.
"Ok, post your favorite moment of the Tom Hicks era
Mine is today when he sold the team." - t ball
Thanks for that. I have to keep my PG image around here.
"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.
Oh wow. JD in the booth.
"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.
JD is good at spin control.
Mini-Stephanopolous.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
TAG telling the world the story would be over
tomorrow was a little much to stomach.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
This ump sucks.
"There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked." --Muhammad Ali
HAMBOMB
"Josey drives to games???
I always assumed he rides in on his high horse"
jam0152
Martin Perez, "Mucho queso"
Hambone.
Righteous.
"Ok, post your favorite moment of the Tom Hicks era
Mine is today when he sold the team." - t ball
I don't think it's playable....
"I've had a lot of experience with semantics, so don't try to lure me into some maze of circular logic."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Mar 17, 2010 9:48 PM CDT reply actions
HamBOOOOOOMMMMBBBBB
Rusty, the bed was very soft- Clark W. Griswold
by AndrusImpersonator on Mar 17, 2010 9:48 PM CDT reply actions
Pork weenie.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Majestic - good description, Josh.
One of the most beautiful players to watch in the game.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
Hamilton last year
RW this year. What will Nolan be apologizing for next year?
Vladimir Guererro - 2010 AL MVP
CJ forcing everyone to be vegetarian....
"Josey drives to games???
I always assumed he rides in on his high horse"
jam0152
Martin Perez, "Mucho queso"
Nah, apologizing for CJ is a new yearly spring tradition
So that doesn’t count.
Morality you can fake. Fun you either have or you don't.
Anything that goes that far
ought to have a damn stewardess on it.
Crash Davis says "Wassup?"
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
x
Crash Davis: Relax, all right? Don’t try to strike everybody out. Strikeouts are boring! Besides that, they’re fascist. Throw some ground balls – it’s more democratic.
Ebby Calvin LaLoosh: [to himself] What’s this guy know about pitching? If he’s so good how come he’s been in the minors for the last ten years? If he’s so good how come Annie wants me instead of him?
Crash Davis: Oh, hey, and another thing, Meat. You don’t know shit, all right? If you wanna make it to the bigs, you’ll listen to me. Annie only wants you so she can boss you around, got it? So relax! Let’s have some fun out here! This game’s fun, OK? Fun goddamnit. And don’t hold the ball so hard, OK? It’s an egg. Hold it like an egg.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I don't really care
but I wish they would quit emphasizing it was a one time mistake.
I can’t see how you could believe someone would make a one time mistake just days before a random drug test. If so, he must be the unluckiest person on earth and I wonder if I want that kind of bad mojo hanging around the Rangers
Ranch dressing in guacamole?
that’s just wrong…
"I've had a lot of experience with semantics, so don't try to lure me into some maze of circular logic."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Mar 17, 2010 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Should be mayonnaise or sour cream
"Josey drives to games???
I always assumed he rides in on his high horse"
jam0152
Martin Perez, "Mucho queso"
Go easy on him Ryin.
He doesn’t know your ranch fetish.
"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.
Hey, I love ranch dressing...
but in guacamole?
"I've had a lot of experience with semantics, so don't try to lure me into some maze of circular logic."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Mar 17, 2010 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions
I will coat a turd in ranch...
…but will never ruin guacamole with ranch.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
had some with my dinner a few hours ago...
it was nice
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
Jeez
Does Scott Feldman have any taste buds??? holy shit!
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
O'Day ... awesome.
"Ok, post your favorite moment of the Tom Hicks era
Mine is today when he sold the team." - t ball
In the kitchen.........
"Josey drives to games???
I always assumed he rides in on his high horse"
jam0152
Martin Perez, "Mucho queso"
Dear God
That is frightening.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
You show me a rainbow...
and I’ll show you all of the colors that aren’t that guy’s color.
by ghostofErikThompson on Mar 17, 2010 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions
make it stop....
his eyes are following me no matter where I go….
"I've had a lot of experience with semantics, so don't try to lure me into some maze of circular logic."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Mar 17, 2010 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Hahaha
nice O’day
Rusty, the bed was very soft- Clark W. Griswold
by AndrusImpersonator on Mar 17, 2010 9:52 PM CDT reply actions
Was that a real segment?
Did that really just happen?
Niehaus also just credited Hamilton with winning the Home Run Derby.
That is awesome both for being another example of people forgetting Morneau and another Niehaus fail.
I didn't catch that... pretty funny
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
The man is wrong constantly.
He’s wrong in which players are good. He’s wrong about why good players are good. He’s wrong in pronouncing names. He’s wrong about who’s on what roster if it’s not the Mariners. He’s wrong almost every time he opens his mouth.
And that doesn’t touch the annoying nicknames. . .
He never said.
He usually doesn’t. He doesn’t cite stats or scouting or anything with his opinions, he just kind of says things.
He’s like the white old grandfather version of Joe Morgan.
"Contrary...
to popular belief."
by ghostofErikThompson on Mar 17, 2010 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions
"WE threw out the 92 wins..."
Not you so much, JD.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
You gonna criticize his haircut next?
"Ok, post your favorite moment of the Tom Hicks era
Mine is today when he sold the team." - t ball
JULES!!!
"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.
Borbon!!!!
"I've had a lot of experience with semantics, so don't try to lure me into some maze of circular logic."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Mar 17, 2010 9:56 PM CDT reply actions
JULIO
"Josey drives to games???
I always assumed he rides in on his high horse"
jam0152
Martin Perez, "Mucho queso"
That was nice.
Keep it up.
"There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked." --Muhammad Ali
Borbonalicious!
"Ok, post your favorite moment of the Tom Hicks era
Mine is today when he sold the team." - t ball
Nice catch by Jules.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
borbtar
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Well, Borbon just excited Dave
Was it that good?
Morality you can fake. Fun you either have or you don't.
Dave has a personality?!
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on Mar 17, 2010 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions
pretty good. so good lewin wasn't excited cause he didn't think he caught it
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
This must be a bit
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on Mar 17, 2010 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions
If he had a good arm he wouldn't have had to dive.
/Mitch Williams.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
That just gave me
a BORBONER
Rusty, the bed was very soft- Clark W. Griswold
by AndrusImpersonator on Mar 17, 2010 9:57 PM CDT reply actions
Does MB
look a tad slimmer?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
if he was standing next to Lou Piniella.......
"Josey drives to games???
I always assumed he rides in on his high horse"
jam0152
Martin Perez, "Mucho queso"
looks that way to me
probably lost 10-15 lbs
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on Mar 17, 2010 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions
sit down pony boy curtis.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Josh Lewin
is going to have to go to broadcaster Kangaroo Court.
by txranfanted on Mar 17, 2010 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Heh.
"There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked." --Muhammad Ali
Milton tossed hahahaha
"Josey drives to games???
I always assumed he rides in on his high horse"
jam0152
Martin Perez, "Mucho queso"
D'oh!
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
WOw. He got ejected. That's crazy. Douchey ump.
"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.
C'mon.
He deserved it.
"There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked." --Muhammad Ali
Not hardly
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on Mar 17, 2010 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions
nm
Pretty sure that was sarcasm.
"There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked." --Muhammad Ali
Say goodnight, Milton...
"I've had a lot of experience with semantics, so don't try to lure me into some maze of circular logic."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Mar 17, 2010 10:00 PM CDT reply actions
sweet prince.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I might like the M's this year but they have one very big problem
They depend on Milton Bradley.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
I didn't think Tag gave a shit
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on Mar 17, 2010 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions
This
Kenneth is supposed to be “A Good Influence.”
Yeah, right.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
by Josey Wales on Mar 17, 2010 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Calmer than you are dude
Rusty, the bed was very soft- Clark W. Griswold
by AndrusImpersonator on Mar 17, 2010 10:01 PM CDT reply actions
Vlad for Milton straight up
Waddya say Jack Z?
Morality you can fake. Fun you either have or you don't.
by lonestarJon on Mar 17, 2010 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Are we sure it's not racist to make fun of MB?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
by Josey Wales on Mar 17, 2010 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Depends on whether or not it's you making fun of him, doesn't it?
"Ok, post your favorite moment of the Tom Hicks era
Mine is today when he sold the team." - t ball
What if I said that MB is one of the smartest
hitters I’ve ever seen but it’s really stupid to depend on him?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
by Josey Wales on Mar 17, 2010 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions
lol
Smart hitter in your book is a guy who has a high OBP?
"There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked." --Muhammad Ali
I can feel comfortable going forward with a player
who has a high OBP.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
by Josey Wales on Mar 17, 2010 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions
What if you did?
"Ok, post your favorite moment of the Tom Hicks era
Mine is today when he sold the team." - t ball
he's Domincican, it's all good.
/Torii
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Domincican?
How much do you drink during the week?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
by Josey Wales on Mar 17, 2010 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions
He'll get more than Howard I would think.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
uhhh....see Torii Hunter's quotes last week.....
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Yes I hope so, one of my favorite non-Rangers, watching him as a kid was awesome
"Josey drives to games???
I always assumed he rides in on his high horse"
jam0152
Martin Perez, "Mucho queso"
53 pitches, 25 strikes and 28 balls.
Need to improve that.
"There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked." --Muhammad Ali
Scooter? Yeah, that's suck.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
but still 2-1
improvement needed, but it will come.
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on Mar 17, 2010 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions
CRUZ MISSLE
"Josey drives to games???
I always assumed he rides in on his high horse"
jam0152
Martin Perez, "Mucho queso"
NC-17
"There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked." --Muhammad Ali
YAY
I finished a problem finally….
I need beer now. My brain hurts
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
boomstick!
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
CRUZ MISSILE
Eat it, Hud
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on Mar 17, 2010 10:06 PM CDT reply actions
Very nice.
Nellie go boom boom.
"Ok, post your favorite moment of the Tom Hicks era
Mine is today when he sold the team." - t ball
Bringin the BROOMSTICK!
"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.
he should be decapitated.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
But then he couldn't blow smoke rings out of his nose.
"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.
I have faith could blow smoke out his eyelids.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I think I am still behind....
looks its a 30 days in 30 nights commercial
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
CD oppo field. Me likey.
"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.
Nice 2 strike hit by CD.
Opposite field. Very nice AB.
"Ok, post your favorite moment of the Tom Hicks era
Mine is today when he sold the team." - t ball
Dave Simms in to replace Niehaus.
One of his first statements: “One thing you know about the Texas Rangers, they are going to swing the bat.”
You see Andrew
that is you crying. That is my ball…i hit it on the moon
Rusty, the bed was very soft- Clark W. Griswold
by AndrusImpersonator on Mar 17, 2010 10:08 PM CDT reply actions
love that one.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
love that commercial.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
that commercial is the best
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on Mar 17, 2010 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions
And then the impatient, crappy version of Salty steps up ...
Dammit.
"Ok, post your favorite moment of the Tom Hicks era
Mine is today when he sold the team." - t ball
Tracy. Hahahah
"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.
Ian Snell - don't look at the hat.
"There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked." --Muhammad Ali
by coolaid on Mar 17, 2010 10:10 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
Vaccum pack that stuff CD.
"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.
Scooter could fit a whole Jason Jennings in those loose pants.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
That's the way I feel about Nellie's pants.
"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.
what's wrong with his pants?
haven’t seen them.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Does that mean he starts ever PA with 2 balls?
Morality you can fake. Fun you either have or you don't.
by lonestarJon on Mar 17, 2010 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions
that is queer indeed.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Pants on the ground.....
"Josey drives to games???
I always assumed he rides in on his high horse"
jam0152
Martin Perez, "Mucho queso"
Nice curve.
"There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked." --Muhammad Ali
whew
scooter throwin that ish
Rusty, the bed was very soft- Clark W. Griswold
by AndrusImpersonator on Mar 17, 2010 10:17 PM CDT reply actions
Psh, they simply stole that from the Angels broadcasters.
Morality you can fake. Fun you either have or you don't.
by lonestarJon on Mar 17, 2010 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions
x
"There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked." --Muhammad Ali
by coolaid on Mar 17, 2010 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
THIS
needs to be used a lot more often
"Josey drives to games???
I always assumed he rides in on his high horse"
jam0152
Martin Perez, "Mucho queso"
I need announcers.
I need the tone of their voices to alert me when I need to whip my head around if I’ve drifted from the game for whatever reason.
Also, baseball is a sport of extreme emotions. You watch so you can get irrationally angry or irrationally happy. Announcers are good at fulfilling the angry part.
+1
Morality you can fake. Fun you either have or you don't.
by lonestarJon on Mar 17, 2010 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Well
I have absolutely no idea what went on for the last two frames, but thank God I got to hear Dave Barnett pump JD for politically correct bullshit.
Awesome job KLRD.
Morality you can fake. Fun you either have or you don't.
my gameday is ahead of my tv...imagine that.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Nice base running.
"There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked." --Muhammad Ali
boar-bone.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Hey, cool a ground ball double
I do that all the time on my PS2.
Morality you can fake. Fun you either have or you don't.
nah, probably would
have been pushing that oppo if so
Derek Holland-2011 AL Cy Young
by Martijn1309 on Mar 17, 2010 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Man...
Elvis and Julio can do that all year.
by ghostofErikThompson on Mar 17, 2010 10:23 PM CDT reply actions
Fixed that.
Elvis and Julio
canwill do that all year.
"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.
Heh
Morality you can fake. Fun you either have or you don't.
by lonestarJon on Mar 17, 2010 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions
I see Hammy
chewing gum. Guess the tooth is doing better
Rusty, the bed was very soft- Clark W. Griswold
by AndrusImpersonator on Mar 17, 2010 10:26 PM CDT reply actions
Gotta get this guy from third home Hambone...
/Ducking from AJM
"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.
hahaha
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Chacarron?
"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.
He had to give his chaparone up for Ron
Morality you can fake. Fun you either have or you don't.
by lonestarJon on Mar 17, 2010 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions
CRUZ MISSLE X2
"Josey drives to games???
I always assumed he rides in on his high horse"
jam0152
Martin Perez, "Mucho queso"
BOOMSTICK!
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
CRUZ!!!
BITCHES!!!
"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.
BOOYAH!
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
Another
crater on the moon
Rusty, the bed was very soft- Clark W. Griswold
by AndrusImpersonator on Mar 17, 2010 10:30 PM CDT reply actions
Aardsma
"There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked." --Muhammad Ali
by coolaid on Mar 17, 2010 10:30 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
I want to super rec this
"Josey drives to games???
I always assumed he rides in on his high horse"
jam0152
Martin Perez, "Mucho queso"
Nelson Cruz may need to get a wallet
that says “BMF”
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
You know, I really can't believe "we signed Vlad!" is actually being used as an advertising point this year.
Morality you can fake. Fun you either have or you don't.
He's a broken down 35 y/o, not A-Rod or something.
Using him as the big advertising point for our offseason is rather silly.
Morality you can fake. Fun you either have or you don't.
by lonestarJon on Mar 17, 2010 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions
To the casual fan he's a an evil god who used to beat the shit out of us.
It’s a good marketing ploy that’ll get people to the ballpark.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
CRUSHED
"Josey drives to games???
I always assumed he rides in on his high horse"
jam0152
Martin Perez, "Mucho queso"
I love Rangers baseball.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Davis outta da yard!
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
DAVIS!!!
I hope we do this all year to the Mariners
"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.
by AceJC on Mar 17, 2010 10:33 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Agreed Good Sir
"Josey drives to games???
I always assumed he rides in on his high horse"
jam0152
Martin Perez, "Mucho queso"
Wow
moonshots all over the place
Rusty, the bed was very soft- Clark W. Griswold
by AndrusImpersonator on Mar 17, 2010 10:33 PM CDT reply actions
Whoa!!!
CRUSHED!!
"I've had a lot of experience with semantics, so don't try to lure me into some maze of circular logic."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Mar 17, 2010 10:33 PM CDT reply actions
Dave Simms doesn't know what "berm" means.
He has said both of these home runs are “over the berm” when they’re merely over the wall. Niehaus used berm correctly a few times, so I’m wondering if Simms heard him say that and decided it’s a fancy word he could use only guessing what it means.
Hey this is fun.
Can we have this happen a lot?
by GoDMurphy on Mar 17, 2010 10:34 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Credit to the original creator.
"There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked." --Muhammad Ali
by coolaid on Mar 17, 2010 10:34 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
I missed this image last season
"Josey drives to games???
I always assumed he rides in on his high horse"
jam0152
Martin Perez, "Mucho queso"
I heard Nellie Cruz sux
And he is dumb.
What’s up with that?
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
He doesn't suck
but he isn’t smart.
Stay tuned and try to stay sober.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
by Josey Wales on Mar 17, 2010 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions
probably would score higher on the wunderlut than tebowdouche
"Josey drives to games???
I always assumed he rides in on his high horse"
jam0152
Martin Perez, "Mucho queso"
I should specify...
seems smart off the field, not so smart on the field.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
by Josey Wales on Mar 17, 2010 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Why's Tebow a douche?
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
Power Rangers back?
"Josey drives to games???
I always assumed he rides in on his high horse"
jam0152
Martin Perez, "Mucho queso"
Oh please god, don't call him "Ollie" all fucking season long.
Morality you can fake. Fun you either have or you don't.
Former Driller Oliver
respice adspice prospice
by FormerDriller on Mar 17, 2010 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions
well
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
by Josey Wales on Mar 17, 2010 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Well
I do not get to say that often, as with Hank gone all thats left is Oliver, Lewis and CJ was here the last season we fed the system
respice adspice prospice
by FormerDriller on Mar 17, 2010 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Strike for Oliver
And Salty throws it into right field
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
I actually saw and rooted for Darren Oliver's dad.
Used to play for the Angels in the early 70’s.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
Bring a brush.
"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.
I like this guy.
Strike. Strike. Strike.
"There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked." --Muhammad Ali
Nice to hear that JD & Ryan gave total props to Wash
And that MY is totally behind all of them.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Been dealing with a funeral of a close friends Mom
Sorry, just listening to bits and pieces on the radio :(
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
I dare Wash to go 7-16 this year
and try to keep his job, Rodney.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
by Josey Wales on Mar 17, 2010 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Darren Oliver is having an awesome spring...
but seeing him in a Ranger’s uniform again makes me feel 100 years old.
by ghostofErikThompson on Mar 17, 2010 10:41 PM CDT reply actions
I remember when I was just a wee lad
and Oliver was pitching a GEM and they had his dad on the tv broadcast, and he was talking about how bad he was doing and missing his spots, and gave him a grade of b-. it was funny
went to the inlaws house tonight, just turning on the game
i see it’s been a derby, nice to see.
How’d the arms look?
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
Not bad
How’d the in-laws look?
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
old and fat, thanks for asking
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
Feldman = scrappy
MYoung on camera – We’re watching greatness or extreme goodness.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
by Josey Wales on Mar 17, 2010 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions
not a bad looking man, either
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
dude in the shorts walking with the M's
looked like he was walking with a wad of shit in his shorts.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
Bathroom humor is not good. You're better than that.
Omegle!!!
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
That dude obviously displayed that you do not have to be in the bathroom to shit.
I
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
stop talking about it Josh
everyone knows about Wash and no player is going to say anything other than they support him
let’s move on and get ready for baseball
I know
I’m just tired of it. I hope the local media does not feel like they need to get the opinion of the entire roster
by simplesimon on Mar 17, 2010 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Don't worry
Mark Colombo will sprain a toe or somesuch, and that will take over the local sports media.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
I'm glad you like hitting with men on base, cuz I sure don't get all antsy for it.
"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.
another good looking Ranger
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
Lame!
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
I like CJ
The LCD will bag on him.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
I'm eating a cookies n cream...
ice cream sandwich. We’re brothers now.
by ghostofErikThompson on Mar 17, 2010 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions
I just got back from the store to get some cookies and cream ice cream.
Thanks guys.
"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.
what's with these little segments?
I don’t recall these last year
It’s cool to know what the guys are interested in, but I wish they were not so cheesy
back on track
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
It's illegal not to like gimmicks or something?
Morality you can fake. Fun you either have or you don't.
by lonestarJon on Mar 17, 2010 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions
No...
but, it’s kind of lame to complain about EVERYTHING.
by ghostofErikThompson on Mar 17, 2010 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't complain about everything
Just everything that annoys me.
Morality you can fake. Fun you either have or you don't.
by lonestarJon on Mar 17, 2010 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Fuck you (I just learned that word last month)
Everything sucks, everyone is a moron….
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
The sight of TX on MLB network
just got me aroused.
All we had to do was get our manager to snort some coke
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
And Bradley got kicked out in a ST game?
Sheesh….
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
didn't Lee get suspended for throwing at a guy?
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
Yep
First 5 games.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Gotta prep for the real thing
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
Probably did it on purpose
so he wouldn’t hurt his ST batting average. Asshole.
I love me some Oliver!
"Josey drives to games???
I always assumed he rides in on his high horse"
jam0152
Martin Perez, "Mucho queso"
very effective tonight
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
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