"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

And That Happened: Sports with a Hint of Sarcasm

Unbiased. Unprejudiced. Fair.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

"They’ve taken the Illini to the woodshed."
-Steve Lavin on Mizzou v. Illinois

"Purity of heart is to will one thing" - Kierkegaard

If the Rangers don't make the play-offs this year I'm gonna go all Epic Bearded Man on your ass.

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

Vladimir Guererro - 2010 AL MVP

"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan

"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"

Oh my god! What can it be? We're all doomed! Who's flying this thing?
-Wash

My virtual Texas Rangers Cards

Pro baseball has always been a dream, so this is pretty freakin’ cool out here. -- Tim Steggall, undrafted Rangers minor leaguer.

"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

Go Rice Owls!

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

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After Fuentes blows a save and an Angels loss to the Indians:
"Angels still in first place" - UCI Halo
"Hey you know who would have gotten those 3 outs in the 9th?
Darren O’Day." - FirebatM3
LOL

Ron Washington is: The Bad Manager - Port of Call New Orleans

Freude, schoener Goetterfunken,
Tochter aus Elysium,
Wir betreten feuertrunken,
Himmlische dein Heiligtum.