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3/18/10 Exhibition Game Day Thread

Go Rangers...

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Baseball gods,

please make us smile tonight.

"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Mar 18, 2010 7:03 PM CDT reply actions  

Freaking pumped.

First game I’ve got to watch since Sunday night…

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Mar 18, 2010 7:04 PM CDT reply actions  

anyone have a lineup?

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 18, 2010 7:05 PM CDT reply actions  

I don't know if Wash has any more LINEups left...

(corny I know)

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Mar 18, 2010 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

A for effort

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 18, 2010 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

x
RANGERS

1. Julio Borbon, CF
2. Michael Young, 3B
3. Josh Hamilton, LF
4. Vladimir Guerrero, DH
5. David Murphy, RF
6. Chris Davis, 1B
7. Joaquin Arias, 2B
8. Taylor Teagarden, C
9. Elvis Andrus, SS

Matt (Denver, CO): Congratulations, I heard you won a gold glove!
Klaw (1:18 PM) : Thanks, I had a great year at the plate!

by Smoak Some on Mar 18, 2010 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 18, 2010 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Has anyone noticed that

Ron Washington has a talent for keeping top prospects off of ST televised games? He slipped up and let Smoak out there the other night, but he has a real talent for it overall.

by Brett Perryman on Mar 18, 2010 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Orders from Nolan

Ticket sales

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Mar 18, 2010 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

I didn't think so before ST

but Hunter could be bump from the rotation if Harrison and CJ keep pitching well.

Vladimir Guererro - 2010 AL MVP

by RangerMad on Mar 18, 2010 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Harden is set up to pitch opening day if he goes every 5 days.

Feldman should be able to adjust his sked to be ready the 2nd game.
After that – it’s kinda fun to use the magic calendar to run scenarios and pitching turns. It looks like it’s setting up for some final decisions to be made on the 3/23 off day. The performances immediately after that will reveal a lot about what the roto should shape up to be.

by shroomer on Mar 18, 2010 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

you are right about the 23rd

JD or Wash said that is when they will set the rotation

Vladimir Guererro - 2010 AL MVP

by RangerMad on Mar 18, 2010 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

The game is on MLB Network

at 10:00 central.

"There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked." --Muhammad Ali

by coolaid on Mar 18, 2010 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Streaming Radio Cast for free

Is here

PM Productions - My Work - Song of the Week - Clip of the Week - Rangers Game Streams

"Heres the thing... I made that tape special for today, my special Monday morning tape for you, SPECIAL!

Well it's fucking Monday afternoon you should get out of bed earlier!"
John Cusack and Jack Black, High Fidelity

by FormerLSBUser on Mar 18, 2010 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

thanx PM.

ugh, could you do something about barnett though?

by Phat Elvis on Mar 18, 2010 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sorry

Its a package deal with Nadel apparently

PM Productions - My Work - Song of the Week - Clip of the Week - Rangers Game Streams

"Heres the thing... I made that tape special for today, my special Monday morning tape for you, SPECIAL!

Well it's fucking Monday afternoon you should get out of bed earlier!"
John Cusack and Jack Black, High Fidelity

by FormerLSBUser on Mar 18, 2010 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

With spelling two I see...

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Mar 18, 2010 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Eye saw that two

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Mar 18, 2010 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

+ too

Derek Holland-2011 AL Cy Young

by Martijn1309 on Mar 18, 2010 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bits are phun!

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Mar 18, 2010 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sun of a bitch.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Mar 18, 2010 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

taht phuckin sicks

"If this video was an ice cream flavor, it'd be pralines and dick." Clark
re: Matthew Wilder-Break My Stride, 4/17/09

by EssBee on Mar 18, 2010 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

someone who has an account on there needs to set them straight

she was following some chisox player around, shes not a texas fan.

Fanatics - my webcomic

by DShep on Mar 18, 2010 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Can you believe some guy probably wakes up to that every morning?

Shudder

"If this video was an ice cream flavor, it'd be pralines and dick." Clark
re: Matthew Wilder-Break My Stride, 4/17/09

by EssBee on Mar 18, 2010 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

I guarantee Miles has

already blown his load and it isn’t even halftime

by blueballlefty on Mar 18, 2010 7:12 PM CDT reply actions  

Pregame show at 7:30, Ladies & Gents!!!

Tyrn it on NOW!

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Mar 18, 2010 7:28 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm tired of hearing about Rudy.

Fuck him.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Mar 18, 2010 7:30 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

Has 21 ever had this fancy of a pregame show?

Wow. And when did Mac leave FSSW?

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Mar 18, 2010 7:31 PM CDT reply actions  

Nah they have had a few before haven't they?

Or was it another local channel?

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Mar 18, 2010 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well 27 I thought always carried them when they weren't on FSSW,

pretty sure this is the first year 21 bought out some of the games.

"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Mar 18, 2010 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ah, guess so.

Still fancy, and looks better produced than FSSW. And no Ric Renner or Jim Knox on 21!!!

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Mar 18, 2010 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

I didn't think Mac had left for good

he is just doing a ‘special coach’ thing with the team during ST (along with Rusty Greer and others)

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Mar 18, 2010 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

take control of your house dammit

"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball." - Terence Mann

by R Derff on Mar 18, 2010 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

shut your stupid face.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 18, 2010 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Better than Dora...or the Wiggles.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Mar 18, 2010 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

I dunno

have you seen Dora all grown up?

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Mar 18, 2010 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

what are you planning to explore?

Dirty old man

JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook

by laxtonto on Mar 18, 2010 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Mar 18, 2010 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

J Lo

"If this video was an ice cream flavor, it'd be pralines and dick." Clark
re: Matthew Wilder-Break My Stride, 4/17/09

by EssBee on Mar 18, 2010 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Anyone played god of war 3?

The opening level is fairly epic. I approve.

Fanatics - my webcomic

by DShep on Mar 18, 2010 7:37 PM CDT reply actions  

I like Hurdle.

Hard ass, but sounds like he knows what’s happening.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Mar 18, 2010 7:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Is that the slogan this year?

“It’s Time.”

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Mar 18, 2010 7:44 PM CDT reply actions  

Question

So why when anyone uses a picture of the Ballpark (say 21, or the picture on the pocket schedules, etc) do they use a picture of half empty stands? Why not use a picture from a sold out game, so it doesn’t look bush league?

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Mar 18, 2010 7:47 PM CDT reply actions  

Today’s B-Game boxscore – pdf-style
No Smoak – so he should get some TV time tonight.

by shroomer on Mar 18, 2010 7:48 PM CDT reply actions  

excellent

"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Mar 18, 2010 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

German

2 more errors at SS – he’s toast – looks like it’s [UIF] Arias’ job to lose.

by shroomer on Mar 18, 2010 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

my wife is sick on the couch watching Legally Blonde and there's no end in sight.

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Mar 18, 2010 7:50 PM CDT reply actions  

Slip her some Nyquil....

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Mar 18, 2010 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

give her some nighttime cough syrup to " help" her cough

20 mins and you are golden

JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook

by laxtonto on Mar 18, 2010 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

my favorite so far

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Mar 18, 2010 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

You know

I think Reese Witherspoon and Selma Blair are both pretty hot, and yet, I can’t tolerate more than 5 minutes of that movie.

by Adam J. Morris on Mar 18, 2010 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Selma Blair is definitely a GOOD!

and Reese might be the best looking celebrity without makeup

by blueballlefty on Mar 18, 2010 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Selma Blair. Thumbs up.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Mar 18, 2010 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Go on and on about what you would do with Reese Witherspoon.

She’ll change it.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Mar 18, 2010 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

not much luck on your bracket?

JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook

by laxtonto on Mar 18, 2010 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ha, wasn't that.

Not that I am doing good with that or anything. Think I am like 14th, or something.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

My blog: That's baseball for you

by iorange555 on Mar 18, 2010 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

6 of 8, but GT is losing by 14 to ohio

by 14 and they are an elite 8 team for me

JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook

by laxtonto on Mar 18, 2010 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

5 of 8 for me

But, same here. Lol that’ll screw me up even more.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

My blog: That's baseball for you

by iorange555 on Mar 18, 2010 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

down by 9

5 mins left

JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook

by laxtonto on Mar 18, 2010 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

down to 7 now

"There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked." --Muhammad Ali

by coolaid on Mar 18, 2010 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm so ready for the season to start.

"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Mar 18, 2010 8:03 PM CDT reply actions  

Yes, definitely yes

"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Mar 18, 2010 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Love seeing the handshakes.

Don’t know why.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Mar 18, 2010 8:06 PM CDT reply actions  

he was out warming up

wonder what happened in the last 10min..?

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Mar 18, 2010 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh boy

"There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked." --Muhammad Ali

by coolaid on Mar 18, 2010 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hmmm....

weird. Hope Tommy Boy isn’t hurt…

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Mar 18, 2010 8:08 PM CDT reply actions  

Moscoso dealing!

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Mar 18, 2010 8:11 PM CDT reply actions  

Fuck Gomez.

What an asshat.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Mar 18, 2010 8:12 PM CDT reply actions  

That last pitch to Weeks was

filthy…

"I've had a lot of experience with semantics, so don't try to lure me into some maze of circular logic."

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Mar 18, 2010 8:12 PM CDT reply actions  

GeeeMO

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 18, 2010 8:12 PM CDT reply actions  

Lol.

See above?

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Mar 18, 2010 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Don't be mean to him.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 18, 2010 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Me likey!

"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Mar 18, 2010 8:13 PM CDT reply actions  

MoMoMo

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 18, 2010 8:14 PM CDT reply actions  

money?

"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Mar 18, 2010 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

please.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 18, 2010 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

anyone want Laird back?

JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook

by laxtonto on Mar 18, 2010 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

nope.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 18, 2010 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

x
Evan_P_Grant
  
Tommy Hunter was scratched with a strained intercostal rib muscle suffered during pre-game bullpen.

Matt (Denver, CO): Congratulations, I heard you won a gold glove!
Klaw (1:18 PM) : Thanks, I had a great year at the plate!

by Smoak Some on Mar 18, 2010 8:15 PM CDT reply actions  

Precursor to TOS?

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Mar 18, 2010 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

probably

I soloed in the Mile High Club!

by horsedooty on Mar 18, 2010 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

x

so how long will that take? any guesses?

I soloed in the Mile High Club!

by horsedooty on Mar 18, 2010 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

OT

Texas and Wake play next right?

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Mar 18, 2010 8:15 PM CDT reply actions  

yep

JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook

by laxtonto on Mar 18, 2010 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hunter

strained intercostal(sp) muscle.

Vladimir Guererro - 2010 AL MVP

by RangerMad on Mar 18, 2010 8:16 PM CDT reply actions  

I <3 boarbone.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 18, 2010 8:16 PM CDT reply actions  

That was exciting.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Mar 18, 2010 8:16 PM CDT reply actions  

Listen to Nadel's Radio Cast for free

HERE

Video should work starting next week…

PM Productions - My Work - Song of the Week - Clip of the Week

"Heres the thing... I made that tape special for today, my special Monday morning tape for you, SPECIAL!

Well it's fucking Monday afternoon you should get out of bed earlier!"
John Cusack and Jack Black, High Fidelity

by FormerLSBUser on Mar 18, 2010 8:16 PM CDT reply actions  

Thank you, sir.

"There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked." --Muhammad Ali

by coolaid on Mar 18, 2010 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks! MLB gameday audio was freaking out on me.

PS. I’m moving to Ft. Worth in June (Wife going to medical school…me working in Arlington most likely). any suggestions on locations to look at buying a house?

by Doc Mabee on Mar 18, 2010 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Depends on your income

shoot me an email and I can give you some more specific information if you want!

PM Productions - My Work - Song of the Week - Clip of the Week

"Heres the thing... I made that tape special for today, my special Monday morning tape for you, SPECIAL!

Well it's fucking Monday afternoon you should get out of bed earlier!"
John Cusack and Jack Black, High Fidelity

by FormerLSBUser on Mar 18, 2010 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

how much of a commute do you want?

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Mar 18, 2010 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

is that goign to be a continuous GD stream or a loop?

JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook

by laxtonto on Mar 18, 2010 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

how do you mean?

PM Productions - My Work - Song of the Week - Clip of the Week

"Heres the thing... I made that tape special for today, my special Monday morning tape for you, SPECIAL!

Well it's fucking Monday afternoon you should get out of bed earlier!"
John Cusack and Jack Black, High Fidelity

by FormerLSBUser on Mar 18, 2010 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is that going to reset after it finishes, like a recored delay

or is it just a stream?

JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook

by laxtonto on Mar 18, 2010 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Im just streaming it on my laptop

when its done, the stream will close for today

PM Productions - My Work - Song of the Week - Clip of the Week

"Heres the thing... I made that tape special for today, my special Monday morning tape for you, SPECIAL!

Well it's fucking Monday afternoon you should get out of bed earlier!"
John Cusack and Jack Black, High Fidelity

by FormerLSBUser on Mar 18, 2010 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hammy takin' it out!

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Mar 18, 2010 8:19 PM CDT reply actions  

He got all of that one...

"I've had a lot of experience with semantics, so don't try to lure me into some maze of circular logic."

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Mar 18, 2010 8:19 PM CDT reply actions  

Hambo

I soloed in the Mile High Club!

by horsedooty on Mar 18, 2010 8:19 PM CDT reply actions  

Yay Hambomb!

"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Mar 18, 2010 8:19 PM CDT reply actions  

HAMBOMB!!!!

Holy shit. That’s upper tank in Arlington.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Mar 18, 2010 8:19 PM CDT reply actions  

Shit the bed, that was a blast.

"If this video was an ice cream flavor, it'd be pralines and dick." Clark
re: Matthew Wilder-Break My Stride, 4/17/09

by EssBee on Mar 18, 2010 8:20 PM CDT reply actions  

Did Josh say 410 ft?

"If this video was an ice cream flavor, it'd be pralines and dick." Clark
re: Matthew Wilder-Break My Stride, 4/17/09

by EssBee on Mar 18, 2010 8:21 PM CDT reply actions  

nice catch

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Mar 18, 2010 8:21 PM CDT reply actions  

It went in the parking lot over the burm in tent in right.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Mar 18, 2010 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow.

*berm and tent

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Mar 18, 2010 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not having local channels sucks.

"There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked." --Muhammad Ali

by coolaid on Mar 18, 2010 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

missed hamilton...was it a bomb?

and did Lewin just say “For reelz?”

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 18, 2010 8:23 PM CDT reply actions  

see above...

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Mar 18, 2010 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

thanks.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 18, 2010 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Greg Zaun has gorgeous hair.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 18, 2010 8:24 PM CDT reply actions  

Evan_P_Grant- Hunter’’s injury could be a game changer as far as the roster makeup is concerned.

by shroomer on Mar 18, 2010 8:24 PM CDT reply actions  

this does not make me sweat as it would last year.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 18, 2010 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

well

you gotta rest it completely – then build your innings back up

If it’s bad it might take him a few weeks. maybe

by shroomer on Mar 18, 2010 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

crappity crap crap on a crap cracker

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Mar 18, 2010 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

So if he misses some time

does he start off in the AAA rotation or in the big league bullpen?

by blueballlefty on Mar 18, 2010 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

439

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Mar 18, 2010 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

where was it hit?

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by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 18, 2010 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Right, pulled a high and tight fastball.

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by TxStCa on Mar 18, 2010 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

if it cleared the lawn in cf then we're talking 460-475

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by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 18, 2010 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah good point.

Looking at the dimensions now. Nvm,

by cmkelly29 on Mar 18, 2010 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

that's the Elvis and know and love

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by WhipSmart on Mar 18, 2010 8:27 PM CDT reply actions  

yum Andrus

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by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 18, 2010 8:27 PM CDT reply actions  

I <3 elvis.

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by TxStCa on Mar 18, 2010 8:28 PM CDT reply actions  

Elvis is really good at baseball...

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by GhostofSteveFoucault on Mar 18, 2010 8:28 PM CDT reply actions  

I'll back this.

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by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 18, 2010 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

"Jeter Style..."- Eric

Lets just start calling it Elvis style

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by FormerLSBUser on Mar 18, 2010 8:28 PM CDT reply actions  

Ohio 93 GT 81 1:16 left.

Wow.

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by TxStCa on Mar 18, 2010 8:29 PM CDT reply actions  

That kills and elite 8 seed for me

Damn you GT

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by laxtonto on Mar 18, 2010 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

I lost 2 today.

Vandy and G’town.

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by TxStCa on Mar 18, 2010 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

I had no faith in Vandy....

JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook

by laxtonto on Mar 18, 2010 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

how many walks does Davis have?

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by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 18, 2010 8:32 PM CDT reply actions  

this st?

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by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 18, 2010 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

hmm

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 18, 2010 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Do we underrate Moscoso?

FIPs projections
Chone 4.50
Marcel 4.48
Zips __4.59

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by RangerMad on Mar 18, 2010 8:32 PM CDT reply actions  

No

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by FormerLSBUser on Mar 18, 2010 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

if Hunter is out give him some extended looks...as long as it doesn't take any away from those that deserve it more.

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by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 18, 2010 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

bat flipper...put one on his lobe

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by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 18, 2010 8:38 PM CDT reply actions  

A batflip?

In spring training? Douche.

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by TxStCa on Mar 18, 2010 8:38 PM CDT reply actions  

Sup guys

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by LSJ on Mar 18, 2010 8:38 PM CDT reply actions  

Cool

Holland’s roto chances might’ve just jumped back into the “long shot” range.

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by LSJ on Mar 18, 2010 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

agreed

I wouldn’t mind seeing Harden, Feldy, CJ, Lewis, Holland

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by RangerMad on Mar 18, 2010 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

TAG doesn't know where Ian's ankle is?

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by WhipSmart on Mar 18, 2010 8:38 PM CDT reply actions  

Nice faceplant by the kid in red going after the ball...

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by GhostofSteveFoucault on Mar 18, 2010 8:38 PM CDT reply actions  

I give it an 8.6

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by TxStCa on Mar 18, 2010 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Anybody got

the pitching probables for tonight?

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by FormerLSBUser on Mar 18, 2010 8:39 PM CDT reply actions  

good crop

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by FormerLSBUser on Mar 18, 2010 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Marquette falling apart

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by laxtonto on Mar 18, 2010 8:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Is Ian going to bitch about the fans not being at ST games too?

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by TxStCa on Mar 18, 2010 8:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Sorry bout the stream hickup

back now…

I could do audio from the TV cast if anybody wants instead of radio

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by FormerLSBUser on Mar 18, 2010 8:42 PM CDT reply actions  

indeed.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 18, 2010 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Also

a giant douche bag.

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by Pocket Ninja on Mar 18, 2010 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

I noticed that, too.

Can’t be natural. Had to have those things filed at some point. Probably some venires, too.

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by Aquaman, Esq. on Mar 18, 2010 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is that how you spell that?

Honest question. I always thought it was veneers.

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by TxStCa on Mar 18, 2010 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

You were right.

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by Aquaman, Esq. on Mar 18, 2010 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ha, surprised myself.

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by TxStCa on Mar 18, 2010 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

New jersey shirt?

A. Red Elvis
B. Blue Vlad
C. Red Young
D. Blue Feliz.
E. Other.

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by TxStCa on Mar 18, 2010 8:46 PM CDT reply actions  

ive got one of those

its really easy to wear with pride

"They’ve taken the Illini to the woodshed."
-Steve Lavin on Mizzou v. Illinois

by Jason Brynsvold on Mar 18, 2010 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah, wanna go with the everyday player.

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by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 18, 2010 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

my powder-blue Toby Harrah is enough for me

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by WhipSmart on Mar 18, 2010 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nice.

Wish they would make some powder blue current players.

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by TxStCa on Mar 18, 2010 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm going to order a custom white Biggums jersey off MLB.com.

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by Aquaman, Esq. on Mar 18, 2010 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

heh.

Awesome.

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by TxStCa on Mar 18, 2010 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

In case you guys thought I was lying.

My birthday was Monday and I wasn’t sure what to ask for.

http://shop.mlb.com/product/index.jsp?productId=3385814&cp=1452369.1452919

With Biggums and the number 1. I hope it ships tomorrow.

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by Aquaman, Esq. on Mar 18, 2010 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, sorry.

I linked the wrong one. I actually didn’t see the more expensive one the first time through.

I’m content with this one.

http://shop.mlb.com/product/index.jsp?productId=3424723&cp=1452369.1452919

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by Aquaman, Esq. on Mar 18, 2010 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

A Tyrone special?

you can’t be serious!?! That is a beautiful idea

"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Mar 18, 2010 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Shit, what number is Wash?

I wonder if I can change my order still.

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by Aquaman, Esq. on Mar 18, 2010 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't go buying a shirt for a 1 year player

I’d go with Feliz or Elvis.

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by LSJ on Mar 18, 2010 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

well

x off vlad because even if he has a good year he won’t be on the rangers as long as the others.

i say red elvis. and get them to put elvis on it. and custom order it as elvis, not andrus =p

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by DShep on Mar 18, 2010 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Random thought:

I am worried about Frankie as the closer this year. I don’t feel too comfortable with him closing games this year.

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by coolaid on Mar 18, 2010 8:47 PM CDT reply actions  

Closers are overrated anyway.

I don’t have a problem with him being the closer even if he’s the second or third best pitcher in the bullpen.

It’s CJ getting moved to the rotation and opening up a hole in the back of the bullpen that worries me.

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by LSJ on Mar 18, 2010 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

I wonder how long they hang with him if he sucks?

With CJ, Feliz, and maybe Scheppers at some point this shouldn’t be an issue.

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by Pocket Ninja on Mar 18, 2010 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Borbon !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 18, 2010 8:50 PM CDT reply actions  

Borbon worked on his arm, looks like

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by WhipSmart on Mar 18, 2010 8:50 PM CDT reply actions  

Heh...who says Julio doesn't have an arm?

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by TxStCa on Mar 18, 2010 8:50 PM CDT reply actions  

Looks like Borbon's arm isn't THAT bad

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by LSJ on Mar 18, 2010 8:51 PM CDT reply actions  

this...

dude, he 6 hopped that to 3rd from shallow cf.

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by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 18, 2010 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

That laser to nail Terrence Long...

is still probably the best throw I’ve ever seen from the outfield.

by cmkelly29 on Mar 18, 2010 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

That is a freaking cannon.

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by coolaid on Mar 18, 2010 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

jeez, that is a great vid, unreal

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by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 18, 2010 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

That is unfuckingbelievable.

80 on the scale, has to be.

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by Aquaman, Esq. on Mar 18, 2010 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah

very optimistic choice to try for 3rd – even on Borbon

by shroomer on Mar 18, 2010 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

makes you think their scouting report says re: Borbon..."Run at will"

it’s all about his transfer and accuracy as jc or jp has mentioned.

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by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 18, 2010 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

that was no mistake...

Brewers knew exactly who was throwing the ball…

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by GhostofSteveFoucault on Mar 18, 2010 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

wow that's a bad arm..

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by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 18, 2010 8:51 PM CDT reply actions  

for sure,...good stuff.

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by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 18, 2010 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Borbon with the assist!!!

still bounced twice

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by GhostofSteveFoucault on Mar 18, 2010 8:51 PM CDT reply actions  

Bill Raftery

when I read “with an assist”

my mind heard Bill Raftery saying “with a kiss”

by simplesimon on Mar 18, 2010 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

It astounds me that our centerfielder has a worse arm than I do.

I’m sure I could get it from shallow cf to 3rd on a hop or none.

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by TxStCa on Mar 18, 2010 8:53 PM CDT reply actions  

maybe

but how accurate would you be?

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by WhipSmart on Mar 18, 2010 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's the problem.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Mar 18, 2010 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

looks like

Eyre is stinking it up this time.

I soloed in the Mile High Club!

by horsedooty on Mar 18, 2010 8:53 PM CDT reply actions  

It must be weird to be Willie Eyre....

and know that you’re just about the least talented Texas Ranger pitcher in the entire organization.

by ghostofErikThompson on Mar 18, 2010 8:55 PM CDT reply actions  

lol

I soloed in the Mile High Club!

by horsedooty on Mar 18, 2010 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

if only we still had Koronka

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by FormerLSBUser on Mar 18, 2010 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

appears so

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by FormerLSBUser on Mar 18, 2010 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Side boob.

Weird thing is that’s his sister.

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by iorange555 on Mar 18, 2010 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

She single?

"Josey drives to games???
I always assumed he rides in on his high horse"
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by RangersSD on Mar 18, 2010 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Willie Eyre is a great asset.....

……… to the 2008 Texas Rangers bullpen!

by blueballlefty on Mar 18, 2010 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Marguette/Washington

turning into a hell of a game

JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook

by laxtonto on Mar 18, 2010 8:56 PM CDT reply actions  

you would think

CBS could hang for the last 2 minutes of a tied game

by simplesimon on Mar 18, 2010 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not in Texas....

Then people would bitch to high Heaven about not showing the Texass game.

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by TxStCa on Mar 18, 2010 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Don't know...

watching online

tied at 78 with 1:38 left

JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook

by laxtonto on Mar 18, 2010 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

March Madness...

this year, even with a shit-ton of upsets, has been such a snoozer.

When they released the brackets I was struck by how mediocre the field looked. The upsets just seem predictable because all of the teams just aren’t that good this year.

by ghostofErikThompson on Mar 18, 2010 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

CBS sucks.

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by coolaid on Mar 18, 2010 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Elvis!

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by LSJ on Mar 18, 2010 8:59 PM CDT reply actions  

Elvis Elvis Elvis!

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by FormerLSBUser on Mar 18, 2010 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Washington goes ahead by 2

with 1.7 secs left

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by laxtonto on Mar 18, 2010 9:00 PM CDT reply actions  

Bad Hamilton

You said you weren’t gonna do that shit shis year.

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by LSJ on Mar 18, 2010 9:02 PM CDT reply actions  

Hey guys

Long time reader, just decided to get in on the GDT thing.

Don’t worry, I already know to ignore Wales.

by jbrown08 on Mar 18, 2010 9:03 PM CDT reply actions  

WELCOME TO THE THUNDERDOME!

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by FormerLSBUser on Mar 18, 2010 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, welcome to planet hell.

Keep your flak jacket and your steel pot on at all times, and you just might make it out alive.

; )

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by LSJ on Mar 18, 2010 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, their GDT's are like stepping into the middle of a teletubbies episode...

There’s no defense against that.

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by LSJ on Mar 18, 2010 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Hey....

don’t insult Teletubbies like that…

"I've had a lot of experience with semantics, so don't try to lure me into some maze of circular logic."

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Mar 18, 2010 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Be very careful.... We are huntin wabbits

JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook

by laxtonto on Mar 18, 2010 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

what's your sign?

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by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 18, 2010 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

x

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by WhipSmart on Mar 18, 2010 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Well done.

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by coolaid on Mar 18, 2010 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

WOW

JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook

by laxtonto on Mar 18, 2010 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

wtf?

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by FormerLSBUser on Mar 18, 2010 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

oops

still gotta figure out this reply system

by jbrown08 on Mar 18, 2010 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

yep

been reading GDTs for a couple years without an account. my f5 button is pretty much broken.

by jbrown08 on Mar 18, 2010 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

It must be a real honor talking to me

.. ya know, with me being your favorite poster and all.

by cmkelly29 on Mar 18, 2010 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

was that for me?

shudders

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by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 18, 2010 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Washington beats Marquette

80-78

JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook

by laxtonto on Mar 18, 2010 9:07 PM CDT reply actions  

nope

had Marq

JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook

by laxtonto on Mar 18, 2010 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

AWESOME!

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by FormerLSBUser on Mar 18, 2010 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes.

But I could see it again, I suppose.

by octoberty on Mar 18, 2010 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

wha?

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by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 18, 2010 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't get it.

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by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 18, 2010 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hey did anyone hear that Ron Washington did some cocaine?

Don’t tell Nolan though he might get pissed. I have a source that told me Ron’s gonna get fired and be replaced by Buddy Bell.

"We pitched, we caught the ball, we ran the bases, we had good days where we out-fundamentalized the other team." - Ronald Washington

by Pocket Ninja on Mar 18, 2010 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

someone put

Wash’s head on uma thurman in pulp fiction.

by jbrown08 on Mar 18, 2010 9:09 PM CDT reply actions  

i support this

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 18, 2010 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

and nolans head

on john travolta when he jams adrenaline in her chest

by jbrown08 on Mar 18, 2010 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

That could be fun to make...

give me a couple hours.

"We pitched, we caught the ball, we ran the bases, we had good days where we out-fundamentalized the other team." - Ronald Washington

by Pocket Ninja on Mar 18, 2010 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

I want a picture of Ron Washington's head...

on Halle Berry’s body during the nude scene in Swordfish.

by cmkelly29 on Mar 18, 2010 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

WHY?

wait….don’t answer that…

"I've had a lot of experience with semantics, so don't try to lure me into some maze of circular logic."

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Mar 18, 2010 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

is he next?

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Well it's fucking Monday afternoon you should get out of bed earlier!"
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by FormerLSBUser on Mar 18, 2010 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

hey guys

its time.

did you hear?

by jbrown08 on Mar 18, 2010 9:13 PM CDT reply actions  

I liked you better when you just read the GDT

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by FormerLSBUser on Mar 18, 2010 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

This

"We pitched, we caught the ball, we ran the bases, we had good days where we out-fundamentalized the other team." - Ronald Washington

by Pocket Ninja on Mar 18, 2010 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes

"They’ve taken the Illini to the woodshed."
-Steve Lavin on Mizzou v. Illinois

by Jason Brynsvold on Mar 18, 2010 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

So

How far into the season before everyone complains about the hacktastic Vlad?

"We pitched, we caught the ball, we ran the bases, we had good days where we out-fundamentalized the other team." - Ronald Washington

by Pocket Ninja on Mar 18, 2010 9:13 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm not because I know that is who he is.

And he still hits .300

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Mar 18, 2010 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nope

I agree with TxStCa…it’s who he is…he always hits…I can just see GDT’s full of pissed off LSB’ers when he pops up or strikes out on a pitch that bounces in from of the plate with runners in scoring position.

"We pitched, we caught the ball, we ran the bases, we had good days where we out-fundamentalized the other team." - Ronald Washington

by Pocket Ninja on Mar 18, 2010 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

front?

"We pitched, we caught the ball, we ran the bases, we had good days where we out-fundamentalized the other team." - Ronald Washington

by Pocket Ninja on Mar 18, 2010 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Especially when he pulls a repeat of his 2008 numbers.

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by LSJ on Mar 18, 2010 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nice

Radio brings Harrison in with some Old 97’s… love it

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Well it's fucking Monday afternoon you should get out of bed earlier!"
John Cusack and Jack Black, High Fidelity

by FormerLSBUser on Mar 18, 2010 9:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Holy shit

he looks like he’s pitching in fast forward.

"We pitched, we caught the ball, we ran the bases, we had good days where we out-fundamentalized the other team." - Ronald Washington

by Pocket Ninja on Mar 18, 2010 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Now Kenny Chesney is singing that in my head

Thanks a lot.

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by LSJ on Mar 18, 2010 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow, Matty H looks like a new man.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Mar 18, 2010 9:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Ole Matty H can bring it.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Mar 18, 2010 9:20 PM CDT reply actions  

roll it up here

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 18, 2010 9:22 PM CDT reply actions  

Skinny Matt...

is throwing about 4 pitches in the amount of time it would have taken Joaquin Benoit to throw 1.

by ghostofErikThompson on Mar 18, 2010 9:22 PM CDT reply actions  

Or Kevin Millwood...

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Mar 18, 2010 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Speaking of...

isn’t it weird to you guys to not be trying to guess how Millwood is going to perform this year? Or how fat he’s going to be?

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Mar 18, 2010 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wish we had a gun in Surprise...

I’d like to know what Harrison is throwing.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Mar 18, 2010 9:22 PM CDT reply actions  

yup

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 18, 2010 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Cutter around 88.

FB around 92-94.

"There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked." --Muhammad Ali

by coolaid on Mar 18, 2010 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

change around 82.

"There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked." --Muhammad Ali

by coolaid on Mar 18, 2010 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

wow great cb

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 18, 2010 9:23 PM CDT reply actions  

awesome pitch...

"I've had a lot of experience with semantics, so don't try to lure me into some maze of circular logic."

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Mar 18, 2010 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

2 k's. i like.

"They’ve taken the Illini to the woodshed."
-Steve Lavin on Mizzou v. Illinois

by Jason Brynsvold on Mar 18, 2010 9:23 PM CDT reply actions  

Missing bats

Who knows, maybe he is a new pitcher. That would be nice…

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by LSJ on Mar 18, 2010 9:24 PM CDT reply actions  

meh

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Mar 18, 2010 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Black guy: Uh, I think there are harder things in life than being Jewish.. like being Black.
Sarah: Well did the blacks have the holocaust?
Black guy: No, but we did have 400 years of slavery.
Sarah: Uhhh well I’m so sorry you guys had to like uh, have great singing voices and really catchy songs while we got.. oh yeah.. MURDER-SHOWERS.

I can’t stop laughing.

by cmkelly29 on Mar 18, 2010 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

you know whose funnier

her bf, Kimmel… and thats not saying much

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by FormerLSBUser on Mar 18, 2010 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Kimmel was really good on Win Ben Stein's Money

"I've had a lot of experience with semantics, so don't try to lure me into some maze of circular logic."

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Mar 18, 2010 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

you're falling behind on your blog

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 18, 2010 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's just new boot goofin'

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Mar 18, 2010 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

can't wait.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 18, 2010 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

And you picked the Rangers to finish 3rd?

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Mar 18, 2010 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

OT

Wake 24 Texas 17 with 8 min left in 1st half

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Mar 18, 2010 9:26 PM CDT reply actions  

what the hell

happened to the horns after they hit #1 in the rankings?

by jbrown08 on Mar 18, 2010 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

lost 2 PG's this year

JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook

by laxtonto on Mar 18, 2010 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh

i havent kept up with college basketball this year

by jbrown08 on Mar 18, 2010 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lost the guy that was considered to be either the starter or co-starter in the first 6 or so games

then lost their starter about half way through… Went from being a fairly complete but young team to a team that can’t stop opposing PG’s and lacking consistent shooters at the guard positions

JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook

by laxtonto on Mar 18, 2010 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Massive amounts of suck

descended on Austin (more than is already there)

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Mar 18, 2010 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Joe Inglett playing short?

D’OH!

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by LSJ on Mar 18, 2010 9:27 PM CDT reply actions  

Arias gets a single, now it's time for a CS

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 18, 2010 9:27 PM CDT reply actions  

GO THREE!!!!!!!!!!

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 18, 2010 9:29 PM CDT reply actions  

Wow

Tea for three.

Ron Washington is: The Bad Manager - Port of Call New Orleans

by LSJ on Mar 18, 2010 9:30 PM CDT reply actions  

Eat that Gomez.

Piece of shit.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Mar 18, 2010 9:30 PM CDT reply actions  

Elvis!

Ron Washington is: The Bad Manager - Port of Call New Orleans

by LSJ on Mar 18, 2010 9:31 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm all shook up.................................................

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 18, 2010 9:31 PM CDT reply actions  

I like this.

A lot.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Mar 18, 2010 9:32 PM CDT reply actions  

I hope people get this

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Mar 18, 2010 9:33 PM CDT reply actions  

what does a yellow dildo with human features have to do with pbj?

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 18, 2010 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Eh more like Elvis liked peanut butter sandwhiches...

so if our Elvis does something good, it’s peanut butter jelly time.

The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981

by TxStCa on Mar 18, 2010 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

My kids sing that.....constantly....

that and this freakin’ gummi bear song they found on Youtube…

"I've had a lot of experience with semantics, so don't try to lure me into some maze of circular logic."

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Mar 18, 2010 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

with a

"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Mar 18, 2010 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wookie

"We pitched, we caught the ball, we ran the bases, we had good days where we out-fundamentalized the other team." - Ronald Washington

by Pocket Ninja on Mar 18, 2010 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Not on this planet

"We pitched, we caught the ball, we ran the bases, we had good days where we out-fundamentalized the other team." - Ronald Washington

by Pocket Ninja on Mar 18, 2010 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't know if I should harass you for knowing the name of the planet of the Wookies

or be embarrassed that I watched all 6 Star Wars films this week

JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook

by laxtonto on Mar 18, 2010 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

both

"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Mar 18, 2010 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

?

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Mar 18, 2010 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dirty

wanna touch.

"We pitched, we caught the ball, we ran the bases, we had good days where we out-fundamentalized the other team." - Ronald Washington

by Pocket Ninja on Mar 18, 2010 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

ahh...a young Carrie Fisher...

those were good times….

"I've had a lot of experience with semantics, so don't try to lure me into some maze of circular logic."

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Mar 18, 2010 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

The bikini yes, yes that was

"Josey drives to games???
I always assumed he rides in on his high horse"
jam0152

Martin Perez, "Mucho queso"

by RangersSD on Mar 18, 2010 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

lucky

"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Mar 18, 2010 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

27-25 WF

JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook

by laxtonto on Mar 18, 2010 9:34 PM CDT reply actions  

How did TT get a triple?

JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook

by laxtonto on Mar 18, 2010 9:35 PM CDT reply actions  

He got a PA against a lefty

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by LSJ on Mar 18, 2010 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Anyone want to join me on the TT bandwagon yet?

Still plenty of room. : )

"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.

by AceJC on Mar 18, 2010 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm starting a platoon bandwagon.

Salty vs. righties, Tea vs. lefties.

Ron Washington is: The Bad Manager - Port of Call New Orleans

by LSJ on Mar 18, 2010 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Platoon Salty/Tea.

"There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked." --Muhammad Ali

by coolaid on Mar 18, 2010 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Red and Black

"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.

by AceJC on Mar 18, 2010 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

and does it have a fringe on top?

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Mar 18, 2010 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's a surry. Gosh.

I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!- Jurickson Profar 2/15/2010

by Aquaman, Esq. on Mar 18, 2010 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's a surry. Gosh.

I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!- Jurickson Profar 2/15/2010

by Aquaman, Esq. on Mar 18, 2010 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not sure how the second one happened.

I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!- Jurickson Profar 2/15/2010

by Aquaman, Esq. on Mar 18, 2010 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

pitching well, too

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Mar 18, 2010 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

I <3 this version of Harrison.

"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Mar 18, 2010 9:44 PM CDT reply actions  

Uh. yes.

I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!- Jurickson Profar 2/15/2010

by Aquaman, Esq. on Mar 18, 2010 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

creepy blue guys

Vladimir Guererro - 2010 AL MVP

by RangerMad on Mar 18, 2010 9:45 PM CDT reply actions  

if hunter's down it's a given.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 18, 2010 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

If he can miss bats like this on a consistent basis, he >>>>> Hunter

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by LSJ on Mar 18, 2010 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Exactly what I was thinking.

I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!- Jurickson Profar 2/15/2010

by Aquaman, Esq. on Mar 18, 2010 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

he's been far and away the most impressive ranger pitcher

and it isn’t like he’s just putting up great numbers with marginal stuff. he is dominating hitters

"He do what he do" - Ron Washington

by dustinvandeman on Mar 18, 2010 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

If the top three are Harden, Feldmania, Kolbyashi

Probably. With Wilson in the fifth.

I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!- Jurickson Profar 2/15/2010

by Aquaman, Esq. on Mar 18, 2010 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

put Colby 4th

lefties 3 & 5

Vladimir Guererro - 2010 AL MVP

by RangerMad on Mar 18, 2010 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think Harrison makes the team but I sure like

him out of the pen….maybe our LH swing guy. I don’t remember that quick wind up from last year and that looks like it could be bitchy the first time thru.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Mar 18, 2010 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Can we get one for Joaquin Arias?

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by LSJ on Mar 18, 2010 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Kinda harsh.

Oldmanface deserves to be cut, but he deserves to live.

I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!- Jurickson Profar 2/15/2010

by Aquaman, Esq. on Mar 18, 2010 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

the footsteps you hear

are from me chasing the Harrison bandwagon right now

by Telegraph on Mar 18, 2010 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Matt Harrison is not impressed with your feeble attempts to hit the ball.

I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!- Jurickson Profar 2/15/2010

by Aquaman, Esq. on Mar 18, 2010 9:55 PM CDT reply actions  

the new and improved Matt Harrison

me likey

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on Mar 18, 2010 9:55 PM CDT reply actions  

Also...

Ray Olmedo just doesn’t sound like a baseball player’s name.

by ghostofErikThompson on Mar 18, 2010 9:56 PM CDT reply actions  

Riddle me this.

Why in the hell does Tom Hicks feel like his opinion still matters?

“Zero tolerance” for Worsh? BMFF.

I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!- Jurickson Profar 2/15/2010

by Aquaman, Esq. on Mar 18, 2010 9:56 PM CDT reply actions  

last gasps

of a man seeing his empire crumble.

by jbrown08 on Mar 18, 2010 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think he owns or used to own

some ice skating show.

"We pitched, we caught the ball, we ran the bases, we had good days where we out-fundamentalized the other team." - Ronald Washington

by Pocket Ninja on Mar 18, 2010 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

How about "zero tolerance" for a crappy owner

Hicks needs to go away…quickly.

"I've had a lot of experience with semantics, so don't try to lure me into some maze of circular logic."

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Mar 18, 2010 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

When did Feliz turn white?

Matt (Denver, CO): Congratulations, I heard you won a gold glove!
Klaw (1:18 PM) : Thanks, I had a great year at the plate!

by Smoak Some on Mar 18, 2010 9:57 PM CDT reply actions  

And left-handed.

And larger.

I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!- Jurickson Profar 2/15/2010

by Aquaman, Esq. on Mar 18, 2010 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Matt-y Ice?

"Josey drives to games???
I always assumed he rides in on his high horse"
jam0152

Martin Perez, "Mucho queso"

by RangersSD on Mar 18, 2010 9:57 PM CDT reply actions  

wow 7 k's in 3 innings.

he wants a rotation spot

"They’ve taken the Illini to the woodshed."
-Steve Lavin on Mizzou v. Illinois

by Jason Brynsvold on Mar 18, 2010 9:59 PM CDT reply actions  

AND HE WANTS IT NOW!

I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!- Jurickson Profar 2/15/2010

by Aquaman, Esq. on Mar 18, 2010 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Each pitcher gets one inning.

1- Harden
2- Feldman
3- Kolbyashi
4- Harrison
5- Holland
6- CJ
7- O’Day
8- Feliz
9- Fx2

Everybody gets in every game!

I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!- Jurickson Profar 2/15/2010

by Aquaman, Esq. on Mar 18, 2010 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

No, something even stranger: a walk!

Ron Washington is: The Bad Manager - Port of Call New Orleans

by LSJ on Mar 18, 2010 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

he did go deep.

basically a triple

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

My blog: That's baseball for you

by iorange555 on Mar 18, 2010 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

TWSS

"Josey drives to games???
I always assumed he rides in on his high horse"
jam0152

Martin Perez, "Mucho queso"

by RangersSD on Mar 18, 2010 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

So...

Is Harrison as impressive as the boxscore indicates?

by Conjunction on Mar 18, 2010 10:01 PM CDT reply actions  

Yes. Very, very impressive.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Mar 18, 2010 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

and a rare, positive Josey post,

good to see sir

"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Mar 18, 2010 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not that rare, sir.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Mar 18, 2010 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes

"I've had a lot of experience with semantics, so don't try to lure me into some maze of circular logic."

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Mar 18, 2010 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Man...

I’ve missed you most of all, “TAG’s ’I’ll humor him with a laugh’ laugh at Lewin’s terrible pun jokes.”

by ghostofErikThompson on Mar 18, 2010 10:01 PM CDT reply actions  

I picked the wrong fucking game not to go to

FML

"Blister please, with those wings in your spine.
Love to be with a brother of mine.
How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth,
In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep,
Wrapped in boxes so tight, sounding only at night as you sleep." ~Jeff Mangum; Neutral Milk Hotel

by jdh90 on Mar 18, 2010 10:03 PM CDT reply actions  

Wait, are you still out there for ST right now?

I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!- Jurickson Profar 2/15/2010

by Aquaman, Esq. on Mar 18, 2010 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

I've been to every Ranger game since last Saturday.

"Blister please, with those wings in your spine.
Love to be with a brother of mine.
How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth,
In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep,
Wrapped in boxes so tight, sounding only at night as you sleep." ~Jeff Mangum; Neutral Milk Hotel

by jdh90 on Mar 18, 2010 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm leaving tomorrow to spend the next couple of days in NM

Then I’m back to Amarillo.

"Blister please, with those wings in your spine.
Love to be with a brother of mine.
How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth,
In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep,
Wrapped in boxes so tight, sounding only at night as you sleep." ~Jeff Mangum; Neutral Milk Hotel

by jdh90 on Mar 18, 2010 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

That cannot be easy to do.

I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!- Jurickson Profar 2/15/2010

by Aquaman, Esq. on Mar 18, 2010 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Surprise!

I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!- Jurickson Profar 2/15/2010

by Aquaman, Esq. on Mar 18, 2010 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

no way in hell should MH be in pen

by RangerDC on Mar 18, 2010 10:06 PM CDT reply actions  

yup...truly a sad day...

"I've had a lot of experience with semantics, so don't try to lure me into some maze of circular logic."

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Mar 18, 2010 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Good actor

better wine maker

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on Mar 18, 2010 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

I want to see Harrison

"There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked." --Muhammad Ali

by coolaid on Mar 18, 2010 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is everybody still against a 6 man rotation? If the debate has happened already I apologize...

"Josey drives to games???
I always assumed he rides in on his high horse"
jam0152

Martin Perez, "Mucho queso"

by RangersSD on Mar 18, 2010 10:07 PM CDT reply actions  

If Matt Harrison...

comes out again next inning, I’m just going to take off my pants, and let the world deal with my erection.

by ghostofErikThompson on Mar 18, 2010 10:10 PM CDT reply actions  

Evan_P_Grant Spies here tell me that they’ve seen five different pitches from Harrison tonight. Has tremendous movement. Fastball going 88-92. CB at 77
scottrlucas The Matt Harrison that Atlanta dreamed of when they drafted him and Texas dreamed of when they traded for him? He’s here.

by shroomer on Mar 18, 2010 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

If the Matt Harrison that Atlanta dreamed of is here.

Then the Teixiera trade is the biggest steal in the history of sports. EVER

"Blister please, with those wings in your spine.
Love to be with a brother of mine.
How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth,
In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep,
Wrapped in boxes so tight, sounding only at night as you sleep." ~Jeff Mangum; Neutral Milk Hotel

by jdh90 on Mar 18, 2010 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

anybody elses

gameday radio die?

PM Productions - My Work - Song of the Week - Clip of the Week - Rangers Game Streams

"Heres the thing... I made that tape special for today, my special Monday morning tape for you, SPECIAL!

Well it's fucking Monday afternoon you should get out of bed earlier!"
John Cusack and Jack Black, High Fidelity

by FormerLSBUser on Mar 18, 2010 10:10 PM CDT reply actions  

Yeah

Ron Washington is: The Bad Manager - Port of Call New Orleans

by LSJ on Mar 18, 2010 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

yea im listening on my droid mlb at bat app

and all i could hear for a bit was static but now nothing at all

"He do what he do" - Ron Washington

by dustinvandeman on Mar 18, 2010 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sounds like Surprise has been nuked

Everyone to your bombshelters!

Ron Washington is: The Bad Manager - Port of Call New Orleans

by LSJ on Mar 18, 2010 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

That Hamilton HR - I like.

"There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked." --Muhammad Ali

by coolaid on Mar 18, 2010 10:15 PM CDT reply actions  

As good as that was...

I’m liking this Harrison better…wow!!

"I've had a lot of experience with semantics, so don't try to lure me into some maze of circular logic."

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Mar 18, 2010 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

in honor of his teaching?

"Josey drives to games???
I always assumed he rides in on his high horse"
jam0152

Martin Perez, "Mucho queso"

by RangersSD on Mar 18, 2010 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

In honor of looking awesome,

not many white guys can pull that shit off

"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Mar 18, 2010 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

DANG YOU GERMAN

"Josey drives to games???
I always assumed he rides in on his high horse"
jam0152

Martin Perez, "Mucho queso"

by RangersSD on Mar 18, 2010 10:18 PM CDT reply actions  

If Harrison is for real

then Atlanta gave up a hell of a lot for one season of Tex

by jbrown08 on Mar 18, 2010 10:20 PM CDT reply actions  

Danger Zone

"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Mar 18, 2010 10:20 PM CDT reply actions  

x

Ron Washington is: The Bad Manager - Port of Call New Orleans

by LSJ on Mar 18, 2010 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

x

"I've had a lot of experience with semantics, so don't try to lure me into some maze of circular logic."

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Mar 18, 2010 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

The 80's...

man

"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Mar 18, 2010 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

it's almost like he's in the 'Danger Zone'

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Mar 18, 2010 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

That picture about sums up the entire decade...

I’m sure if you could see the rest of him, the sleeves on his jacket are pushed up and he’s not wearing socks with his penny-loafers…

"I've had a lot of experience with semantics, so don't try to lure me into some maze of circular logic."

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Mar 18, 2010 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

So classic,

you couldn’t be any more correct

"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Mar 18, 2010 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Top siders

Not penny loafers.

by Neftali's arm on Mar 19, 2010 8:25 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Sperry's

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 19, 2010 8:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

she's finally out

great job Matty Harrison!!!!

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Mar 18, 2010 10:21 PM CDT reply actions  

Matt Harrison looks like such a fucking badass

Compared to him almost crying one game.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

My blog: That's baseball for you

by iorange555 on Mar 18, 2010 10:22 PM CDT reply actions  

German

There is more to baseball then swinging a bat.

Vladimir Guererro - 2010 AL MVP

by RangerMad on Mar 18, 2010 10:24 PM CDT reply actions  

Atta' boy Duran

"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Mar 18, 2010 10:24 PM CDT reply actions  

what the f'k are we going to do about our backup IF?

i’m starting to worry

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Mar 18, 2010 10:25 PM CDT reply actions  

Can someone hook me up with Matt's final line?

I’mma ’bout to make some Braves fans cry.

"Blister please, with those wings in your spine.
Love to be with a brother of mine.
How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth,
In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep,
Wrapped in boxes so tight, sounding only at night as you sleep." ~Jeff Mangum; Neutral Milk Hotel

by jdh90 on Mar 18, 2010 10:29 PM CDT reply actions  

4 IP, 3 H, 2 ER, 1 BB, 8 K

"They’ve taken the Illini to the woodshed."
-Steve Lavin on Mizzou v. Illinois

by Jason Brynsvold on Mar 18, 2010 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

I watched it with my own eyes and

wouldn’t have guessed that. My lord.

"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Mar 18, 2010 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

The earned runs were due to poor defense, right?

"Blister please, with those wings in your spine.
Love to be with a brother of mine.
How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth,
In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep,
Wrapped in boxes so tight, sounding only at night as you sleep." ~Jeff Mangum; Neutral Milk Hotel

by jdh90 on Mar 18, 2010 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

it's because he can't get major leaguers out

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Mar 18, 2010 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah...

one of the hits was a cue’d off bloop down the line for a double, and another was when German just ole’d a ball down the line.

by ghostofErikThompson on Mar 18, 2010 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

And he pitched better then his line

A bloop single and a bouncer to 3B that German should have fielded accounted for 2 hits

Vladimir Guererro - 2010 AL MVP

by RangerMad on Mar 18, 2010 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Durrett:
SURPRISE, Ariz. — RHP Tommy Hunter said he was throwing changeups in the bullpen and felt some pain in his rib. He started feeling it after the first two and then threw one more pitch and decided to call it quits.
.
“This is a freak thing,” Hunter said. “We’ll come back tomorrow and see what’s going on and it will be a day-to-day thing.”
.
Hunter tried to put on a brave face, but he admitted that his left side hurt when he twisted his body. He will be evaluated further on Friday.

by shroomer on Mar 18, 2010 10:31 PM CDT reply actions  

It's going to be TOS, and it's going to suck ass.

I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!- Jurickson Profar 2/15/2010

by Aquaman, Esq. on Mar 18, 2010 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

you take that back

"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Mar 18, 2010 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

to quote someone i don't know

“you shut your dirty whore mouth”

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Mar 18, 2010 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

That was myt first thought

Ron Washington is: The Bad Manager - Port of Call New Orleans

by LSJ on Mar 18, 2010 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

First time to see Harrison and Ray this year.

Ray is much smaller than I imagined.

"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Mar 18, 2010 10:37 PM CDT reply actions  

Nobody is named Zelous Wheeler

Come on.

Ron Washington is: The Bad Manager - Port of Call New Orleans

by LSJ on Mar 18, 2010 10:38 PM CDT reply actions  

Don't worry...

Josh Lewin already made the “if there’s a hit to right it will literally be ‘over-zelous’” joke.

by ghostofErikThompson on Mar 18, 2010 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

and that's why we love him

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Mar 18, 2010 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

And there's no such person as Lorenzo Cain, either

Ron Washington is: The Bad Manager - Port of Call New Orleans

by LSJ on Mar 18, 2010 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

I never thought anyone could be named Coco Crisp...

but I was wrong.

"I've had a lot of experience with semantics, so don't try to lure me into some maze of circular logic."

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Mar 18, 2010 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

mmmmm....

delicious coco crisp

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Mar 18, 2010 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

ray's been all over the place

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Mar 18, 2010 10:39 PM CDT reply actions  

First time for me,

was kinda ugly. Damn first impressions.

"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Mar 18, 2010 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

SSS

It’s only ST and all that (hopefully)

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Mar 18, 2010 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

4.78 BB/9 last year

So maybe SSS, maybe indicative of him still not having regained his command post TJ.

Ron Washington is: The Bad Manager - Port of Call New Orleans

by LSJ on Mar 18, 2010 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ha

Fuck you Inglett.

Ron Washington is: The Bad Manager - Port of Call New Orleans

by LSJ on Mar 18, 2010 10:40 PM CDT reply actions  

16 K's

very nice

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on Mar 18, 2010 10:41 PM CDT reply actions  

Baseball gods

made us smile tonight. Thanks for that.

"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Mar 18, 2010 10:41 PM CDT reply actions  

don't look a gift horse in the vagine

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Mar 18, 2010 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

The blue man group commercial...

They made that before the coke revelation, right?

It probably only makes sense on coke.

I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!- Jurickson Profar 2/15/2010

by Aquaman, Esq. on Mar 18, 2010 10:42 PM CDT reply actions  

Blue Man group

Obviously conceived while on coke, and only enjoyable while on coke.

What’s worse is they’ve had endorsement deals with the Dodgers the last few years, which means us SoCalians have had to put up with them on more commercials than the rest of the nation.

Ron Washington is: The Bad Manager - Port of Call New Orleans

by LSJ on Mar 18, 2010 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Good game

archer season finale time.

Fanatics - my webcomic

by DShep on Mar 18, 2010 10:45 PM CDT reply actions  

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