3/18/10 Exhibition Game Day Thread
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Freaking pumped.
First game I’ve got to watch since Sunday night…
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
anyone have a lineup?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 18, 2010 7:05 PM CDT reply actions
I don't know if Wash has any more LINEups left...
(corny I know)
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
A for effort
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 18, 2010 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions
x
RANGERS
1. Julio Borbon, CF
2. Michael Young, 3B
3. Josh Hamilton, LF
4. Vladimir Guerrero, DH
5. David Murphy, RF
6. Chris Davis, 1B
7. Joaquin Arias, 2B
8. Taylor Teagarden, C
9. Elvis Andrus, SS
Matt (Denver, CO): Congratulations, I heard you won a gold glove!
Klaw (1:18 PM) : Thanks, I had a great year at the plate!
Thanks.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 18, 2010 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Hunter, Harrison, Ray, Moscoso, Eyre, Strop
TV- TXA-21
Radio- 105.3 The Fan
Gameday
There is a stream but it’s tape-delayed until 10:00 pm
son of a bitch
I guess Scheppers pitched earlier
by blueballlefty on Mar 18, 2010 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Has anyone noticed that
Ron Washington has a talent for keeping top prospects off of ST televised games? He slipped up and let Smoak out there the other night, but he has a real talent for it overall.
by Brett Perryman on Mar 18, 2010 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Orders from Nolan
Ticket sales
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
I didn't think so before ST
but Hunter could be bump from the rotation if Harrison and CJ keep pitching well.
Vladimir Guererro - 2010 AL MVP
Harden is set up to pitch opening day if he goes every 5 days.
Feldman should be able to adjust his sked to be ready the 2nd game.
After that – it’s kinda fun to use the magic calendar to run scenarios and pitching turns. It looks like it’s setting up for some final decisions to be made on the 3/23 off day. The performances immediately after that will reveal a lot about what the roto should shape up to be.
you are right about the 23rd
JD or Wash said that is when they will set the rotation
Vladimir Guererro - 2010 AL MVP
The game is on MLB Network
at 10:00 central.
"There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked." --Muhammad Ali
Streaming Radio Cast for free
PM Productions - My Work - Song of the Week - Clip of the Week - Rangers Game Streams
"Heres the thing... I made that tape special for today, my special Monday morning tape for you, SPECIAL!
Well it's fucking Monday afternoon you should get out of bed earlier!"
John Cusack and Jack Black, High Fidelity
by FormerLSBUser on Mar 18, 2010 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Sorry
Its a package deal with Nadel apparently
PM Productions - My Work - Song of the Week - Clip of the Week - Rangers Game Streams
"Heres the thing... I made that tape special for today, my special Monday morning tape for you, SPECIAL!
Well it's fucking Monday afternoon you should get out of bed earlier!"
John Cusack and Jack Black, High Fidelity
by FormerLSBUser on Mar 18, 2010 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions
For now on, no one post in these gameday threads until shroomer posts the gameday link and viewing information
I shouldn’t have to search through the rest of your nonsense.
Or it should simply be recced up from now on
Ron Washington is: The Bad Manager - Port of Call New Orleans
I figured everybody would get a kick out of this being on Break.com picture gallery its totally SFW for all the weary
With spelling two I see...
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Eye saw that two
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
Bits are phun!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Oh great, you just screwd up the subthread,
you loose.
"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Mar 18, 2010 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions
taht phuckin sicks
"If this video was an ice cream flavor, it'd be pralines and dick." Clark
re: Matthew Wilder-Break My Stride, 4/17/09
someone who has an account on there needs to set them straight
she was following some chisox player around, shes not a texas fan.
Fanatics - my webcomic
Can you believe some guy probably wakes up to that every morning?
Shudder
"If this video was an ice cream flavor, it'd be pralines and dick." Clark
re: Matthew Wilder-Break My Stride, 4/17/09
Pregame show at 7:30, Ladies & Gents!!!
Tyrn it on NOW!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
I figured 105.3 would have some kind of pregame show,
not looking like it
"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Mar 18, 2010 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm tired of hearing about Rudy.
Fuck him.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
by TxStCa on Mar 18, 2010 7:30 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Has 21 ever had this fancy of a pregame show?
Wow. And when did Mac leave FSSW?
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Isn't this the first year 21 has carried games?
"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Mar 18, 2010 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Nah they have had a few before haven't they?
Or was it another local channel?
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Well 27 I thought always carried them when they weren't on FSSW,
pretty sure this is the first year 21 bought out some of the games.
"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Mar 18, 2010 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Ah, guess so.
Still fancy, and looks better produced than FSSW. And no Ric Renner or Jim Knox on 21!!!
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
I didn't think Mac had left for good
he is just doing a ‘special coach’ thing with the team during ST (along with Rusty Greer and others)
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
Diego is on my tube right now...about to take over the TV but need to know if the game is on now or if it starts at 8....thought it was 8 but I need info for my strategic strike.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 18, 2010 7:34 PM CDT reply actions
take control of your house dammit
"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball." - Terence Mann
shut your stupid face.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 18, 2010 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Better than Dora...or the Wiggles.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
I dunno
have you seen Dora all grown up?
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
what are you planning to explore?
Dirty old man
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
I like Hurdle.
Hard ass, but sounds like he knows what’s happening.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Is that the slogan this year?
“It’s Time.”
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Question
So why when anyone uses a picture of the Ballpark (say 21, or the picture on the pocket schedules, etc) do they use a picture of half empty stands? Why not use a picture from a sold out game, so it doesn’t look bush league?
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
excellent
"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Mar 18, 2010 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions
my wife is sick on the couch watching Legally Blonde and there's no end in sight.
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
give her some nighttime cough syrup to " help" her cough
20 mins and you are golden
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
my favorite so far
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
You know
I think Reese Witherspoon and Selma Blair are both pretty hot, and yet, I can’t tolerate more than 5 minutes of that movie.
by Adam J. Morris on Mar 18, 2010 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions
You don't like that fucking chihuahua she dresses up?
"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Mar 18, 2010 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Selma Blair is definitely a GOOD!
and Reese might be the best looking celebrity without makeup
by blueballlefty on Mar 18, 2010 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Selma Blair. Thumbs up.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
Go on and on about what you would do with Reese Witherspoon.
She’ll change it.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
not much luck on your bracket?
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
Ha, wasn't that.
Not that I am doing good with that or anything. Think I am like 14th, or something.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
6 of 8, but GT is losing by 14 to ohio
by 14 and they are an elite 8 team for me
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
down by 9
5 mins left
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
down to 7 now
"There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked." --Muhammad Ali
I'm so ready for the season to start.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Yes, definitely yes
"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Mar 18, 2010 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Love seeing the handshakes.
Don’t know why.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
he was out warming up
wonder what happened in the last 10min..?
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
Hmmm....
weird. Hope Tommy Boy isn’t hurt…
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Moscoso dealing!
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
Fuck Gomez.
What an asshat.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
That last pitch to Weeks was
filthy…
"I've had a lot of experience with semantics, so don't try to lure me into some maze of circular logic."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Mar 18, 2010 8:12 PM CDT reply actions
GeeeMO
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 18, 2010 8:12 PM CDT reply actions
iorange has had a bad day
"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Mar 18, 2010 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Don't be mean to him.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 18, 2010 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Me likey!
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
MoMoMo
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 18, 2010 8:14 PM CDT reply actions
money?
"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Mar 18, 2010 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions
please.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 18, 2010 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions
anyone want Laird back?
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
nope.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 18, 2010 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions
x
Evan_P_Grant
Tommy Hunter was scratched with a strained intercostal rib muscle suffered during pre-game bullpen.
Matt (Denver, CO): Congratulations, I heard you won a gold glove!
Klaw (1:18 PM) : Thanks, I had a great year at the plate!
x
so how long will that take? any guesses?
I soloed in the Mile High Club!
OT
Texas and Wake play next right?
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
I <3 boarbone.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 18, 2010 8:16 PM CDT reply actions
Listen to Nadel's Radio Cast for free
Video should work starting next week…
PM Productions - My Work - Song of the Week - Clip of the Week
"Heres the thing... I made that tape special for today, my special Monday morning tape for you, SPECIAL!
Well it's fucking Monday afternoon you should get out of bed earlier!"
John Cusack and Jack Black, High Fidelity
by FormerLSBUser on Mar 18, 2010 8:16 PM CDT reply actions
Thank you, sir.
"There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked." --Muhammad Ali
Thanks! MLB gameday audio was freaking out on me.
PS. I’m moving to Ft. Worth in June (Wife going to medical school…me working in Arlington most likely). any suggestions on locations to look at buying a house?
Depends on your income
shoot me an email and I can give you some more specific information if you want!
PM Productions - My Work - Song of the Week - Clip of the Week
"Heres the thing... I made that tape special for today, my special Monday morning tape for you, SPECIAL!
Well it's fucking Monday afternoon you should get out of bed earlier!"
John Cusack and Jack Black, High Fidelity
by FormerLSBUser on Mar 18, 2010 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions
how much of a commute do you want?
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
is that goign to be a continuous GD stream or a loop?
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
how do you mean?
PM Productions - My Work - Song of the Week - Clip of the Week
"Heres the thing... I made that tape special for today, my special Monday morning tape for you, SPECIAL!
Well it's fucking Monday afternoon you should get out of bed earlier!"
John Cusack and Jack Black, High Fidelity
by FormerLSBUser on Mar 18, 2010 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Is that going to reset after it finishes, like a recored delay
or is it just a stream?
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
Im just streaming it on my laptop
when its done, the stream will close for today
PM Productions - My Work - Song of the Week - Clip of the Week
"Heres the thing... I made that tape special for today, my special Monday morning tape for you, SPECIAL!
Well it's fucking Monday afternoon you should get out of bed earlier!"
John Cusack and Jack Black, High Fidelity
by FormerLSBUser on Mar 18, 2010 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Hammy takin' it out!
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
He got all of that one...
"I've had a lot of experience with semantics, so don't try to lure me into some maze of circular logic."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Mar 18, 2010 8:19 PM CDT reply actions
Yay Hambomb!
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
HAMBOMB!!!!
Holy shit. That’s upper tank in Arlington.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Shit the bed, that was a blast.
"If this video was an ice cream flavor, it'd be pralines and dick." Clark
re: Matthew Wilder-Break My Stride, 4/17/09
Did Josh say 410 ft?
"If this video was an ice cream flavor, it'd be pralines and dick." Clark
re: Matthew Wilder-Break My Stride, 4/17/09
nice catch
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
It went in the parking lot over the burm in tent in right.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Not having local channels sucks.
"There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked." --Muhammad Ali
missed hamilton...was it a bomb?
and did Lewin just say “For reelz?”
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 18, 2010 8:23 PM CDT reply actions
thanks.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 18, 2010 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Greg Zaun has gorgeous hair.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 18, 2010 8:24 PM CDT reply actions
this does not make me sweat as it would last year.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 18, 2010 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions
well
you gotta rest it completely – then build your innings back up
If it’s bad it might take him a few weeks. maybe
crappity crap crap on a crap cracker
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
So if he misses some time
does he start off in the AAA rotation or in the big league bullpen?
by blueballlefty on Mar 18, 2010 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions
where was it hit?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 18, 2010 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Right, pulled a high and tight fastball.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
if it cleared the lawn in cf then we're talking 460-475
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 18, 2010 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions
that's the Elvis and know and love
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
yum Andrus
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 18, 2010 8:27 PM CDT reply actions
Elvis is really good at baseball...
"I've had a lot of experience with semantics, so don't try to lure me into some maze of circular logic."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Mar 18, 2010 8:28 PM CDT reply actions
I'll back this.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 18, 2010 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions
"Jeter Style..."- Eric
Lets just start calling it Elvis style
PM Productions - My Work - Song of the Week - Clip of the Week
"Heres the thing... I made that tape special for today, my special Monday morning tape for you, SPECIAL!
Well it's fucking Monday afternoon you should get out of bed earlier!"
John Cusack and Jack Black, High Fidelity
by FormerLSBUser on Mar 18, 2010 8:28 PM CDT reply actions
Ohio 93 GT 81 1:16 left.
Wow.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
That kills and elite 8 seed for me
Damn you GT
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
I lost 2 today.
Vandy and G’town.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
I had no faith in Vandy....
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
yes
and he has blown his load all over the arena
by blueballlefty on Mar 18, 2010 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions
how many walks does Davis have?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 18, 2010 8:32 PM CDT reply actions
this st?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 18, 2010 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions
hmm
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 18, 2010 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Do we underrate Moscoso?
FIPs projections
Chone 4.50
Marcel 4.48
Zips __4.59
Vladimir Guererro - 2010 AL MVP
No
PM Productions - My Work - Song of the Week - Clip of the Week - Rangers Game Streams
"Heres the thing... I made that tape special for today, my special Monday morning tape for you, SPECIAL!
Well it's fucking Monday afternoon you should get out of bed earlier!"
John Cusack and Jack Black, High Fidelity
by FormerLSBUser on Mar 18, 2010 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions
if Hunter is out give him some extended looks...as long as it doesn't take any away from those that deserve it more.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 18, 2010 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions
bat flipper...put one on his lobe
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 18, 2010 8:38 PM CDT reply actions
A batflip?
In spring training? Douche.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Cool
Holland’s roto chances might’ve just jumped back into the “long shot” range.
Ron Washington is: The Bad Manager - Port of Call New Orleans
TAG doesn't know where Ian's ankle is?
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
Nice faceplant by the kid in red going after the ball...
"I've had a lot of experience with semantics, so don't try to lure me into some maze of circular logic."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Mar 18, 2010 8:38 PM CDT reply actions
Anybody got
the pitching probables for tonight?
PM Productions - My Work - Song of the Week - Clip of the Week - Rangers Game Streams
"Heres the thing... I made that tape special for today, my special Monday morning tape for you, SPECIAL!
Well it's fucking Monday afternoon you should get out of bed earlier!"
John Cusack and Jack Black, High Fidelity
by FormerLSBUser on Mar 18, 2010 8:39 PM CDT reply actions
good crop
PM Productions - My Work - Song of the Week - Clip of the Week - Rangers Game Streams
"Heres the thing... I made that tape special for today, my special Monday morning tape for you, SPECIAL!
Well it's fucking Monday afternoon you should get out of bed earlier!"
John Cusack and Jack Black, High Fidelity
by FormerLSBUser on Mar 18, 2010 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions
He's...
going to help in the pen this year.
by ghostofErikThompson on Mar 18, 2010 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Marquette falling apart
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
Is Ian going to bitch about the fans not being at ST games too?
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Sorry bout the stream hickup
back now…
I could do audio from the TV cast if anybody wants instead of radio
PM Productions - My Work - Song of the Week - Clip of the Week - Rangers Game Streams
"Heres the thing... I made that tape special for today, my special Monday morning tape for you, SPECIAL!
Well it's fucking Monday afternoon you should get out of bed earlier!"
John Cusack and Jack Black, High Fidelity
by FormerLSBUser on Mar 18, 2010 8:42 PM CDT reply actions
"My biggest problem is I try to do TOO much..."
Yeah, I’ve used that one in a job interview, too, Ian.
by ghostofErikThompson on Mar 18, 2010 8:42 PM CDT reply actions
indeed.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 18, 2010 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Also
a giant douche bag.
"We pitched, we caught the ball, we ran the bases, we had good days where we out-fundamentalized the other team." - Ronald Washington
by Pocket Ninja on Mar 18, 2010 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions
I noticed that, too.
Can’t be natural. Had to have those things filed at some point. Probably some venires, too.
I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!- Jurickson Profar 2/15/2010
by Aquaman, Esq. on Mar 18, 2010 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Is that how you spell that?
Honest question. I always thought it was veneers.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
You were right.
I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!- Jurickson Profar 2/15/2010
by Aquaman, Esq. on Mar 18, 2010 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions
New jersey shirt?
A. Red Elvis
B. Blue Vlad
C. Red Young
D. Blue Feliz.
E. Other.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
ive got one of those
its really easy to wear with pride
"They’ve taken the Illini to the woodshed."
-Steve Lavin on Mizzou v. Illinois
by Jason Brynsvold on Mar 18, 2010 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah, wanna go with the everyday player.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 18, 2010 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions
my powder-blue Toby Harrah is enough for me
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
I'm going to order a custom white Biggums jersey off MLB.com.
I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!- Jurickson Profar 2/15/2010
by Aquaman, Esq. on Mar 18, 2010 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions
In case you guys thought I was lying.
My birthday was Monday and I wasn’t sure what to ask for.
http://shop.mlb.com/product/index.jsp?productId=3385814&cp=1452369.1452919
With Biggums and the number 1. I hope it ships tomorrow.
I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!- Jurickson Profar 2/15/2010
by Aquaman, Esq. on Mar 18, 2010 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, sorry.
I linked the wrong one. I actually didn’t see the more expensive one the first time through.
I’m content with this one.
http://shop.mlb.com/product/index.jsp?productId=3424723&cp=1452369.1452919
I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!- Jurickson Profar 2/15/2010
by Aquaman, Esq. on Mar 18, 2010 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions
A Tyrone special?
you can’t be serious!?! That is a beautiful idea
"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Mar 18, 2010 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Shit, what number is Wash?
I wonder if I can change my order still.
I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!- Jurickson Profar 2/15/2010
by Aquaman, Esq. on Mar 18, 2010 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions
I think I just saw #37
"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Mar 18, 2010 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions
I wouldn't go buying a shirt for a 1 year player
I’d go with Feliz or Elvis.
Ron Washington is: The Bad Manager - Port of Call New Orleans
Random thought:
I am worried about Frankie as the closer this year. I don’t feel too comfortable with him closing games this year.
"There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked." --Muhammad Ali
Closers are overrated anyway.
I don’t have a problem with him being the closer even if he’s the second or third best pitcher in the bullpen.
It’s CJ getting moved to the rotation and opening up a hole in the back of the bullpen that worries me.
Ron Washington is: The Bad Manager - Port of Call New Orleans
I wonder how long they hang with him if he sucks?
With CJ, Feliz, and maybe Scheppers at some point this shouldn’t be an issue.
"We pitched, we caught the ball, we ran the bases, we had good days where we out-fundamentalized the other team." - Ronald Washington
by Pocket Ninja on Mar 18, 2010 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Borbon !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 18, 2010 8:50 PM CDT reply actions
Borbon worked on his arm, looks like
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
Heh...who says Julio doesn't have an arm?
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
That wasn't a particularly.. powerful throw.
accurate enough to get him though.
Fanatics - my webcomic
Looks like Borbon's arm isn't THAT bad
Ron Washington is: The Bad Manager - Port of Call New Orleans
this...
dude, he 6 hopped that to 3rd from shallow cf.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 18, 2010 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions
yep, you won't mistake him for
this guy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N87woplcrng&feature=related
Fanatics - my webcomic
That laser to nail Terrence Long...
is still probably the best throw I’ve ever seen from the outfield.
That is a freaking cannon.
"There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked." --Muhammad Ali
jeez, that is a great vid, unreal
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 18, 2010 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions
That is unfuckingbelievable.
80 on the scale, has to be.
I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!- Jurickson Profar 2/15/2010
by Aquaman, Esq. on Mar 18, 2010 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions
makes you think their scouting report says re: Borbon..."Run at will"
it’s all about his transfer and accuracy as jc or jp has mentioned.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 18, 2010 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions
that was no mistake...
Brewers knew exactly who was throwing the ball…
"I've had a lot of experience with semantics, so don't try to lure me into some maze of circular logic."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Mar 18, 2010 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions
wow that's a bad arm..
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 18, 2010 8:51 PM CDT reply actions
for sure,...good stuff.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 18, 2010 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Borbon with the assist!!!
still bounced twice
"I've had a lot of experience with semantics, so don't try to lure me into some maze of circular logic."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Mar 18, 2010 8:51 PM CDT reply actions
Bill Raftery
when I read “with an assist”
my mind heard Bill Raftery saying “with a kiss”
It astounds me that our centerfielder has a worse arm than I do.
I’m sure I could get it from shallow cf to 3rd on a hop or none.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
maybe
but how accurate would you be?
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
looks like
Eyre is stinking it up this time.
I soloed in the Mile High Club!
It must be weird to be Willie Eyre....
and know that you’re just about the least talented Texas Ranger pitcher in the entire organization.
by ghostofErikThompson on Mar 18, 2010 8:55 PM CDT reply actions
If I'm Willie Eyre, I'm wondering how in the hell I keep sticking with this team
Ron Washington is: The Bad Manager - Port of Call New Orleans
if only we still had Koronka
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by FormerLSBUser on Mar 18, 2010 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions
appears so

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by FormerLSBUser on Mar 18, 2010 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions
She single?
"Josey drives to games???
I always assumed he rides in on his high horse"
jam0152
Martin Perez, "Mucho queso"
Willie Eyre is a great asset.....
……… to the 2008 Texas Rangers bullpen!
by blueballlefty on Mar 18, 2010 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Marguette/Washington
turning into a hell of a game
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
you would think
CBS could hang for the last 2 minutes of a tied game
Not in Texas....
Then people would bitch to high Heaven about not showing the Texass game.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Don't know...
watching online
tied at 78 with 1:38 left
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
March Madness...
this year, even with a shit-ton of upsets, has been such a snoozer.
When they released the brackets I was struck by how mediocre the field looked. The upsets just seem predictable because all of the teams just aren’t that good this year.
by ghostofErikThompson on Mar 18, 2010 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions
You can...
adopt the Huskies of Washington!
by ghostofErikThompson on Mar 18, 2010 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions
CBS sucks.
"There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked." --Muhammad Ali
Elvis Elvis Elvis!
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by FormerLSBUser on Mar 18, 2010 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Washington goes ahead by 2
with 1.7 secs left
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
Bad Hamilton
You said you weren’t gonna do that shit shis year.
Ron Washington is: The Bad Manager - Port of Call New Orleans
Hey guys
Long time reader, just decided to get in on the GDT thing.
Don’t worry, I already know to ignore Wales.
WELCOME TO THE THUNDERDOME!
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Well it's fucking Monday afternoon you should get out of bed earlier!"
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by FormerLSBUser on Mar 18, 2010 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Well, welcome to planet hell.
Keep your flak jacket and your steel pot on at all times, and you just might make it out alive.
; )
Ron Washington is: The Bad Manager - Port of Call New Orleans
It could always be worse...
We could be Halos Heaven.
by ghostofErikThompson on Mar 18, 2010 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, their GDT's are like stepping into the middle of a teletubbies episode...
There’s no defense against that.
Ron Washington is: The Bad Manager - Port of Call New Orleans
by LSJ on Mar 18, 2010 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hey....
don’t insult Teletubbies like that…
"I've had a lot of experience with semantics, so don't try to lure me into some maze of circular logic."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Mar 18, 2010 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Be very careful.... We are huntin wabbits
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
what's your sign?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 18, 2010 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions
x

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
by WhipSmart on Mar 18, 2010 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Well done.
"There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked." --Muhammad Ali
wtf?
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by FormerLSBUser on Mar 18, 2010 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions
was that for me?
shudders
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 18, 2010 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Washington beats Marquette
80-78
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
nope
had Marq
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
Anybody seen this?

Texas Rangers, sometimes they are the windshield, sometimes they are the bug — Evan Grant
by SonnyKoufaxLSU on Mar 18, 2010 9:08 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
AWESOME!
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Well it's fucking Monday afternoon you should get out of bed earlier!"
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by FormerLSBUser on Mar 18, 2010 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions
wha?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 18, 2010 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions
1 day of Wash bashing was enough for me
now I want to focus on the team
I don't get it.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 18, 2010 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Hey did anyone hear that Ron Washington did some cocaine?
Don’t tell Nolan though he might get pissed. I have a source that told me Ron’s gonna get fired and be replaced by Buddy Bell.
"We pitched, we caught the ball, we ran the bases, we had good days where we out-fundamentalized the other team." - Ronald Washington
by Pocket Ninja on Mar 18, 2010 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Sorry...
I should have called it.
by ghostofErikThompson on Mar 18, 2010 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions
i support this
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 18, 2010 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions
That could be fun to make...
give me a couple hours.
"We pitched, we caught the ball, we ran the bases, we had good days where we out-fundamentalized the other team." - Ronald Washington
by Pocket Ninja on Mar 18, 2010 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions
I want a picture of Ron Washington's head...
on Halle Berry’s body during the nude scene in Swordfish.
WHY?
wait….don’t answer that…
"I've had a lot of experience with semantics, so don't try to lure me into some maze of circular logic."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Mar 18, 2010 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions
I am interested...
in seeing Matty Harrison pitch.
by ghostofErikThompson on Mar 18, 2010 9:10 PM CDT reply actions
is he next?
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by FormerLSBUser on Mar 18, 2010 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions
try not to be dazzled by the flat belly and bouncy pace
watch his stuff, see if you see any difference
I can't promise...
that I won’t be dazzled.
by ghostofErikThompson on Mar 18, 2010 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions
I liked you better when you just read the GDT
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Well it's fucking Monday afternoon you should get out of bed earlier!"
John Cusack and Jack Black, High Fidelity
by FormerLSBUser on Mar 18, 2010 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions
This
"We pitched, we caught the ball, we ran the bases, we had good days where we out-fundamentalized the other team." - Ronald Washington
by Pocket Ninja on Mar 18, 2010 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions
yes
"They’ve taken the Illini to the woodshed."
-Steve Lavin on Mizzou v. Illinois
by Jason Brynsvold on Mar 18, 2010 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions
So
How far into the season before everyone complains about the hacktastic Vlad?
"We pitched, we caught the ball, we ran the bases, we had good days where we out-fundamentalized the other team." - Ronald Washington
I'm not because I know that is who he is.
And he still hits .300
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Since...
you are passive-aggressively doing it now, I will say now.
by ghostofErikThompson on Mar 18, 2010 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Nope
I agree with TxStCa…it’s who he is…he always hits…I can just see GDT’s full of pissed off LSB’ers when he pops up or strikes out on a pitch that bounces in from of the plate with runners in scoring position.
"We pitched, we caught the ball, we ran the bases, we had good days where we out-fundamentalized the other team." - Ronald Washington
by Pocket Ninja on Mar 18, 2010 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions
front?
"We pitched, we caught the ball, we ran the bases, we had good days where we out-fundamentalized the other team." - Ronald Washington
by Pocket Ninja on Mar 18, 2010 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Especially when he pulls a repeat of his 2008 numbers.
Ron Washington is: The Bad Manager - Port of Call New Orleans
Nice
Radio brings Harrison in with some Old 97’s… love it
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by FormerLSBUser on Mar 18, 2010 9:18 PM CDT reply actions
Who is this...
skinny sonofabitch?!
by ghostofErikThompson on Mar 18, 2010 9:18 PM CDT reply actions
Holy shit
he looks like he’s pitching in fast forward.
"We pitched, we caught the ball, we ran the bases, we had good days where we out-fundamentalized the other team." - Ronald Washington
by Pocket Ninja on Mar 18, 2010 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Now Kenny Chesney is singing that in my head
Thanks a lot.
Ron Washington is: The Bad Manager - Port of Call New Orleans
Your...
hilarious Harrison images won’t ever be the same.
:`(
by ghostofErikThompson on Mar 18, 2010 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions
SO SKINNY I CAN'T SEE HIM!!
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
I have respect for anyone who has ventured into the den of the cookie monster
and made it out alive
Yeah I need to start dieting
and getting some exercise. I quit smoking about 6 months ago, and the weight gain is a mofo.
Wow, Matty H looks like a new man.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Ole Matty H can bring it.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
roll it up here
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 18, 2010 9:22 PM CDT reply actions
Skinny Matt...
is throwing about 4 pitches in the amount of time it would have taken Joaquin Benoit to throw 1.
by ghostofErikThompson on Mar 18, 2010 9:22 PM CDT reply actions
Speaking of...
isn’t it weird to you guys to not be trying to guess how Millwood is going to perform this year? Or how fat he’s going to be?
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Millwood...
had to catch his breath.
by ghostofErikThompson on Mar 18, 2010 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Wish we had a gun in Surprise...
I’d like to know what Harrison is throwing.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
yup
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 18, 2010 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Cutter around 88.
FB around 92-94.
"There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked." --Muhammad Ali
change around 82.
"There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked." --Muhammad Ali
wow great cb
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 18, 2010 9:23 PM CDT reply actions
awesome pitch...
"I've had a lot of experience with semantics, so don't try to lure me into some maze of circular logic."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Mar 18, 2010 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions
2 k's. i like.
"They’ve taken the Illini to the woodshed."
-Steve Lavin on Mizzou v. Illinois
by Jason Brynsvold on Mar 18, 2010 9:23 PM CDT reply actions
Missing bats
Who knows, maybe he is a new pitcher. That would be nice…
Ron Washington is: The Bad Manager - Port of Call New Orleans
meh
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
Black guy: Uh, I think there are harder things in life than being Jewish.. like being Black.
Sarah: Well did the blacks have the holocaust?
Black guy: No, but we did have 400 years of slavery.
Sarah: Uhhh well I’m so sorry you guys had to like uh, have great singing voices and really catchy songs while we got.. oh yeah.. MURDER-SHOWERS.
I can’t stop laughing.
you know whose funnier
her bf, Kimmel… and thats not saying much
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by FormerLSBUser on Mar 18, 2010 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Kimmel was really good on Win Ben Stein's Money
"I've had a lot of experience with semantics, so don't try to lure me into some maze of circular logic."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Mar 18, 2010 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions
You know what is a delicious drink?
Sweet Tea.
Thanks for existing The South, so sweet tea could be invented.
by ghostofErikThompson on Mar 18, 2010 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions
you're falling behind on your blog
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 18, 2010 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions
He's just new boot goofin'
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
can't wait.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 18, 2010 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions
And you picked the Rangers to finish 3rd?
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
OT
Wake 24 Texas 17 with 8 min left in 1st half
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
lost 2 PG's this year
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
Lost the guy that was considered to be either the starter or co-starter in the first 6 or so games
then lost their starter about half way through… Went from being a fairly complete but young team to a team that can’t stop opposing PG’s and lacking consistent shooters at the guard positions
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
Massive amounts of suck
descended on Austin (more than is already there)
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
Arias gets a single, now it's time for a CS
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 18, 2010 9:27 PM CDT reply actions
GO THREE!!!!!!!!!!
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 18, 2010 9:29 PM CDT reply actions
Eat that Gomez.
Piece of shit.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
I'm all shook up.................................................
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 18, 2010 9:31 PM CDT reply actions
what does a yellow dildo with human features have to do with pbj?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 18, 2010 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Eh more like Elvis liked peanut butter sandwhiches...
so if our Elvis does something good, it’s peanut butter jelly time.
The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. ~Bryant Gumbel, 1981
My kids sing that.....constantly....
that and this freakin’ gummi bear song they found on Youtube…
"I've had a lot of experience with semantics, so don't try to lure me into some maze of circular logic."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Mar 18, 2010 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Elvis...
makes me want to have sex.
by ghostofErikThompson on Mar 18, 2010 9:33 PM CDT reply actions
with a
"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Mar 18, 2010 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Wookie
"We pitched, we caught the ball, we ran the bases, we had good days where we out-fundamentalized the other team." - Ronald Washington
by Pocket Ninja on Mar 18, 2010 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Not on this planet
"We pitched, we caught the ball, we ran the bases, we had good days where we out-fundamentalized the other team." - Ronald Washington
by Pocket Ninja on Mar 18, 2010 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't know if I should harass you for knowing the name of the planet of the Wookies
or be embarrassed that I watched all 6 Star Wars films this week
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
both
"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Mar 18, 2010 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Knowing the Planet of the Wookies is kind of a cliche anyway, thanks to "Fanboys"
Ron Washington is: The Bad Manager - Port of Call New Orleans
Dirty
wanna touch.
"We pitched, we caught the ball, we ran the bases, we had good days where we out-fundamentalized the other team." - Ronald Washington
by Pocket Ninja on Mar 18, 2010 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions
ahh...a young Carrie Fisher...
those were good times….
"I've had a lot of experience with semantics, so don't try to lure me into some maze of circular logic."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Mar 18, 2010 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions
The bikini yes, yes that was
"Josey drives to games???
I always assumed he rides in on his high horse"
jam0152
Martin Perez, "Mucho queso"
lucky
"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Mar 18, 2010 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions
27-25 WF
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
How did TT get a triple?
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
Will "smoaked a 1-hopper off the LCF wall"
only apply if Justin is batting or all Rangers?
"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Mar 18, 2010 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Anyone want to join me on the TT bandwagon yet?
Still plenty of room. : )
"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.
I'm starting a platoon bandwagon.
Salty vs. righties, Tea vs. lefties.
Ron Washington is: The Bad Manager - Port of Call New Orleans
Platoon Salty/Tea.
"There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked." --Muhammad Ali
what color is the wagon?
"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Mar 18, 2010 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Red and Black
"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.
and does it have a fringe on top?
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
That's a surry. Gosh.
I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!- Jurickson Profar 2/15/2010
by Aquaman, Esq. on Mar 18, 2010 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions
That's a surry. Gosh.
I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!- Jurickson Profar 2/15/2010
by Aquaman, Esq. on Mar 18, 2010 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Not sure how the second one happened.
I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!- Jurickson Profar 2/15/2010
by Aquaman, Esq. on Mar 18, 2010 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions
pitching well, too
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
I <3 this version of Harrison.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Uh. yes.
I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!- Jurickson Profar 2/15/2010
by Aquaman, Esq. on Mar 18, 2010 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions
there is absolutely no reason harrison shouldn't be in the rotation to start the season
"He do what he do" - Ron Washington
if hunter's down it's a given.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 18, 2010 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions
If he can miss bats like this on a consistent basis, he >>>>> Hunter
Ron Washington is: The Bad Manager - Port of Call New Orleans
Exactly what I was thinking.
I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!- Jurickson Profar 2/15/2010
by Aquaman, Esq. on Mar 18, 2010 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions
he's been far and away the most impressive ranger pitcher
and it isn’t like he’s just putting up great numbers with marginal stuff. he is dominating hitters
"He do what he do" - Ron Washington
by dustinvandeman on Mar 18, 2010 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions
If the top three are Harden, Feldmania, Kolbyashi
Probably. With Wilson in the fifth.
I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!- Jurickson Profar 2/15/2010
by Aquaman, Esq. on Mar 18, 2010 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions
I think Harrison makes the team but I sure like
him out of the pen….maybe our LH swing guy. I don’t remember that quick wind up from last year and that looks like it could be bitchy the first time thru.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
cmkelly29 uses murder-showers on spiderman
It has no effect!
Kinda harsh.
Oldmanface deserves to be cut, but he deserves to live.
I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!- Jurickson Profar 2/15/2010
by Aquaman, Esq. on Mar 18, 2010 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions
the footsteps you hear
are from me chasing the Harrison bandwagon right now
Matt Harrison is not impressed with your feeble attempts to hit the ball.
I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!- Jurickson Profar 2/15/2010
Also...
Ray Olmedo just doesn’t sound like a baseball player’s name.
by ghostofErikThompson on Mar 18, 2010 9:56 PM CDT reply actions
Riddle me this.
Why in the hell does Tom Hicks feel like his opinion still matters?
“Zero tolerance” for Worsh? BMFF.
I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!- Jurickson Profar 2/15/2010
Yeah, the whole "zero tolerance for Wash" concept is kind of shot in the ass already.
Ron Washington is: The Bad Manager - Port of Call New Orleans
I think he owns or used to own
some ice skating show.
"We pitched, we caught the ball, we ran the bases, we had good days where we out-fundamentalized the other team." - Ronald Washington
by Pocket Ninja on Mar 18, 2010 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions
How about "zero tolerance" for a crappy owner
Hicks needs to go away…quickly.
"I've had a lot of experience with semantics, so don't try to lure me into some maze of circular logic."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Mar 18, 2010 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions
When did Feliz turn white?
Matt (Denver, CO): Congratulations, I heard you won a gold glove!
Klaw (1:18 PM) : Thanks, I had a great year at the plate!
And left-handed.
And larger.
I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!- Jurickson Profar 2/15/2010
by Aquaman, Esq. on Mar 18, 2010 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Man...
Matt Harrison actually IS going to win the Cy Young this year.
by ghostofErikThompson on Mar 18, 2010 9:57 PM CDT reply actions
I'm flush...
and out of breath. That’s all I know.
by ghostofErikThompson on Mar 18, 2010 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions
The best trade in the history of beisbol
"We pitched, we caught the ball, we ran the bases, we had good days where we out-fundamentalized the other team." - Ronald Washington
by Pocket Ninja on Mar 18, 2010 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Matt-y Ice?
"Josey drives to games???
I always assumed he rides in on his high horse"
jam0152
Martin Perez, "Mucho queso"
wow 7 k's in 3 innings.
he wants a rotation spot
"They’ve taken the Illini to the woodshed."
-Steve Lavin on Mizzou v. Illinois
by Jason Brynsvold on Mar 18, 2010 9:59 PM CDT reply actions
AND HE WANTS IT NOW!
I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!- Jurickson Profar 2/15/2010
by Aquaman, Esq. on Mar 18, 2010 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions
They should put him in the bullpen
that way he gets into more games!
Each pitcher gets one inning.
1- Harden
2- Feldman
3- Kolbyashi
4- Harrison
5- Holland
6- CJ
7- O’Day
8- Feliz
9- Fx2
Everybody gets in every game!
I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!- Jurickson Profar 2/15/2010
by Aquaman, Esq. on Mar 18, 2010 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions
ask and he shall receive
"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Mar 18, 2010 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes. Very, very impressive.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
by Josey Wales on Mar 18, 2010 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions
and a rare, positive Josey post,
good to see sir
"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Mar 18, 2010 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Not that rare, sir.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
by Josey Wales on Mar 18, 2010 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions
yes
"I've had a lot of experience with semantics, so don't try to lure me into some maze of circular logic."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Mar 18, 2010 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Man...
I’ve missed you most of all, “TAG’s ’I’ll humor him with a laugh’ laugh at Lewin’s terrible pun jokes.”
by ghostofErikThompson on Mar 18, 2010 10:01 PM CDT reply actions
I picked the wrong fucking game not to go to
FML
"Blister please, with those wings in your spine.
Love to be with a brother of mine.
How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth,
In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep,
Wrapped in boxes so tight, sounding only at night as you sleep." ~Jeff Mangum; Neutral Milk Hotel
Wait, are you still out there for ST right now?
I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!- Jurickson Profar 2/15/2010
by Aquaman, Esq. on Mar 18, 2010 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions
I've been to every Ranger game since last Saturday.
"Blister please, with those wings in your spine.
Love to be with a brother of mine.
How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth,
In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep,
Wrapped in boxes so tight, sounding only at night as you sleep." ~Jeff Mangum; Neutral Milk Hotel
Shit man, how much longer are you out there?
"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Mar 18, 2010 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm leaving tomorrow to spend the next couple of days in NM
Then I’m back to Amarillo.
"Blister please, with those wings in your spine.
Love to be with a brother of mine.
How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth,
In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep,
Wrapped in boxes so tight, sounding only at night as you sleep." ~Jeff Mangum; Neutral Milk Hotel
You should be more mad that you missed Hamilton's butt-fucking of that baseball in the first(?) inning?
That cannot be easy to do.
I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!- Jurickson Profar 2/15/2010
by Aquaman, Esq. on Mar 18, 2010 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Surprise!

I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!- Jurickson Profar 2/15/2010
by Aquaman, Esq. on Mar 18, 2010 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions
yup...truly a sad day...
"I've had a lot of experience with semantics, so don't try to lure me into some maze of circular logic."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Mar 18, 2010 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Good actor
better wine maker
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
by rangerfaninva on Mar 18, 2010 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions
you may want to see Moscoso's too
So far, I’m liking what I’m seeing out of him. Great performance in an unexpected start.
I want to see Harrison
"There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked." --Muhammad Ali
Is everybody still against a 6 man rotation? If the debate has happened already I apologize...
"Josey drives to games???
I always assumed he rides in on his high horse"
jam0152
Martin Perez, "Mucho queso"
If Matt Harrison...
comes out again next inning, I’m just going to take off my pants, and let the world deal with my erection.
by ghostofErikThompson on Mar 18, 2010 10:10 PM CDT reply actions
Evan_P_Grant Spies here tell me that they’ve seen five different pitches from Harrison tonight. Has tremendous movement. Fastball going 88-92. CB at 77
scottrlucas The Matt Harrison that Atlanta dreamed of when they drafted him and Texas dreamed of when they traded for him? He’s here.
yowsers, that's excellent to hear
"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Mar 18, 2010 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions
If the Matt Harrison that Atlanta dreamed of is here.
Then the Teixiera trade is the biggest steal in the history of sports. EVER
"Blister please, with those wings in your spine.
Love to be with a brother of mine.
How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth,
In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep,
Wrapped in boxes so tight, sounding only at night as you sleep." ~Jeff Mangum; Neutral Milk Hotel
anybody elses
gameday radio die?
PM Productions - My Work - Song of the Week - Clip of the Week - Rangers Game Streams
"Heres the thing... I made that tape special for today, my special Monday morning tape for you, SPECIAL!
Well it's fucking Monday afternoon you should get out of bed earlier!"
John Cusack and Jack Black, High Fidelity
by FormerLSBUser on Mar 18, 2010 10:10 PM CDT reply actions
yea im listening on my droid mlb at bat app
and all i could hear for a bit was static but now nothing at all
"He do what he do" - Ron Washington
by dustinvandeman on Mar 18, 2010 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Sounds like Surprise has been nuked
Everyone to your bombshelters!
Ron Washington is: The Bad Manager - Port of Call New Orleans
That Hamilton HR - I like.
"There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked." --Muhammad Ali
As good as that was...
I’m liking this Harrison better…wow!!
"I've had a lot of experience with semantics, so don't try to lure me into some maze of circular logic."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Mar 18, 2010 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions
in honor of his teaching?
"Josey drives to games???
I always assumed he rides in on his high horse"
jam0152
Martin Perez, "Mucho queso"
In honor of looking awesome,
not many white guys can pull that shit off
"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Mar 18, 2010 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions
DANG YOU GERMAN
"Josey drives to games???
I always assumed he rides in on his high horse"
jam0152
Martin Perez, "Mucho queso"
Whiffed...
on a difficult but playable ball down the line at 3rd.
by ghostofErikThompson on Mar 18, 2010 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Bouncy on the third baseside
Did some weird backhand thing, and missed it completely.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
Wasn't wearing his glove on 3rd
"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Mar 18, 2010 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Sounds like he might have killed whatever steam his UTL spot campaign was gaining the last couple days
Ron Washington is: The Bad Manager - Port of Call New Orleans
x

"I've had a lot of experience with semantics, so don't try to lure me into some maze of circular logic."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Mar 18, 2010 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions
The 80's...
man
"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Mar 18, 2010 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions
it's almost like he's in the 'Danger Zone'
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
That picture about sums up the entire decade...
I’m sure if you could see the rest of him, the sleeves on his jacket are pushed up and he’s not wearing socks with his penny-loafers…
"I've had a lot of experience with semantics, so don't try to lure me into some maze of circular logic."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Mar 18, 2010 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions
So classic,
you couldn’t be any more correct
"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Mar 18, 2010 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Top siders
Not penny loafers.
by Neftali's arm on Mar 19, 2010 8:25 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Sperry's
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 19, 2010 8:56 AM CDT up reply actions
shoe betcha
"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Mar 18, 2010 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions
she's finally out
great job Matty Harrison!!!!
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
Matt Harrison looks like such a fucking badass
Compared to him almost crying one game.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
what the f'k are we going to do about our backup IF?
i’m starting to worry
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
Can someone hook me up with Matt's final line?
I’mma ’bout to make some Braves fans cry.
"Blister please, with those wings in your spine.
Love to be with a brother of mine.
How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth,
In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep,
Wrapped in boxes so tight, sounding only at night as you sleep." ~Jeff Mangum; Neutral Milk Hotel
4 IP, 3 H, 2 ER, 1 BB, 8 K
"They’ve taken the Illini to the woodshed."
-Steve Lavin on Mizzou v. Illinois
by Jason Brynsvold on Mar 18, 2010 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions
I watched it with my own eyes and
wouldn’t have guessed that. My lord.
"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Mar 18, 2010 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions
The earned runs were due to poor defense, right?
"Blister please, with those wings in your spine.
Love to be with a brother of mine.
How he'd love to find your tongue in his teeth,
In a struggle to find secret songs that you keep,
Wrapped in boxes so tight, sounding only at night as you sleep." ~Jeff Mangum; Neutral Milk Hotel
it's because he can't get major leaguers out
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
Yeah...
one of the hits was a cue’d off bloop down the line for a double, and another was when German just ole’d a ball down the line.
by ghostofErikThompson on Mar 18, 2010 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions
And he pitched better then his line
A bloop single and a bouncer to 3B that German should have fielded accounted for 2 hits
Vladimir Guererro - 2010 AL MVP
Durrett:
SURPRISE, Ariz. — RHP Tommy Hunter said he was throwing changeups in the bullpen and felt some pain in his rib. He started feeling it after the first two and then threw one more pitch and decided to call it quits.
.
“This is a freak thing,” Hunter said. “We’ll come back tomorrow and see what’s going on and it will be a day-to-day thing.”
.
Hunter tried to put on a brave face, but he admitted that his left side hurt when he twisted his body. He will be evaluated further on Friday.
It's going to be TOS, and it's going to suck ass.
I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!- Jurickson Profar 2/15/2010
by Aquaman, Esq. on Mar 18, 2010 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions
you take that back
"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Mar 18, 2010 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions
to quote someone i don't know
“you shut your dirty whore mouth”
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
First time to see Harrison and Ray this year.
Ray is much smaller than I imagined.
"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"
Nobody is named Zelous Wheeler
Come on.
Ron Washington is: The Bad Manager - Port of Call New Orleans
Don't worry...
Josh Lewin already made the “if there’s a hit to right it will literally be ‘over-zelous’” joke.
by ghostofErikThompson on Mar 18, 2010 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions
and that's why we love him
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
And there's no such person as Lorenzo Cain, either
Ron Washington is: The Bad Manager - Port of Call New Orleans
I never thought anyone could be named Coco Crisp...
but I was wrong.
"I've had a lot of experience with semantics, so don't try to lure me into some maze of circular logic."
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Mar 18, 2010 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions
ray's been all over the place
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
First time for me,
was kinda ugly. Damn first impressions.
"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Mar 18, 2010 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions
SSS
It’s only ST and all that (hopefully)
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
4.78 BB/9 last year
So maybe SSS, maybe indicative of him still not having regained his command post TJ.
Ron Washington is: The Bad Manager - Port of Call New Orleans
don't look a gift horse in the vagine
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
The blue man group commercial...
They made that before the coke revelation, right?
It probably only makes sense on coke.
I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!- Jurickson Profar 2/15/2010
Blue Man group
Obviously conceived while on coke, and only enjoyable while on coke.
What’s worse is they’ve had endorsement deals with the Dodgers the last few years, which means us SoCalians have had to put up with them on more commercials than the rest of the nation.
Ron Washington is: The Bad Manager - Port of Call New Orleans

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