3/19/10 Exhibition Game Day Thread
by Adam J. Morris on Mar 19, 2010 2:00 PM CDT
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I heard he gotz it from shrromer.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Or shroomer, even
(damn)
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
You recommend these guys? Looking for some additions to the library....
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 19, 2010 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Great question.
Actually I’m LSB’s propaganda/misinformation associate.
Go Strangers.
by hightowersmith on Mar 19, 2010 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions
(Dig the internal irony, heavy.)
Go Strangers.
by hightowersmith on Mar 19, 2010 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Also
Check out the album version of Cannibal Resource as well, but my goodness… Dirty Projectors. This is incredible.
They take my breath away.
Fun fact, they’re always padding around the neighborhood…laundry, errands.
Go Strangers.
by hightowersmith on Mar 19, 2010 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions
w00t!!!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
I am uninspired
"Support the Dutch Oven"
by RangerFloppy on Mar 19, 2010 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't see anyway that Snyder stays on the 25-man roster.
In fact, it is possible, but probably not likely, that each one of BMac, Mendoza, and Snyder aren’t in the Rangers organization when ST breaks.
Pro baseball has always been a dream, so this is pretty freakin’ cool out here. -- Tim Steggall, undrafted Rangers minor leaguer.
With Hunter getting hurt
I can’t see them trading BMac. Dozer has an outside shot of making the pen.
Vladimir Guererro - 2010 AL MVP
He has a better shot of being stabbed with a pen
by oc on Mar 19, 2010 2:37 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
Brilliant!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Guess I'll put it over the top.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 19, 2010 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Snyder
Don’t his odds of sticking go up if CJ is in the rotation?
I’ll grant, I’m not predicting it.
Go Strangers.
by hightowersmith on Mar 19, 2010 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions
You're not Grant.
Sheesh
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
That's what I was thinking
If CJ and Harrison are in the roto wouldn’t Synder be more likely to be the 2nd lefty in the pen?
are you sure its free?
On the Rangers website it says listen to the game live on “gameday audio” which makes me think it isnt free… Usually itl say “exclusive webcast”
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by FormerLSBUser on Mar 19, 2010 2:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Would you pay to listen to Jon Blake?
heh – Rusty Greer and Sunny are supposed to guest in the booth today.
O/U on Strop BBs
Three.
I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!- Jurickson Profar 2/15/2010
by Aquaman, Esq. on Mar 19, 2010 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions
I'll go under
especially since it looks like he’ll pitch one inning…
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
I was so high on Strop in the offseason.....make me feel better Pedro.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 19, 2010 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions
BMac going vs a Cleveland split squad today
Brantley, CF
Hernandez, A, SS
Choo, RF
Marte, A, 1B
Buscher, 3B
Duncan, S, DH
Fedroff, LF
Rodriguez, L, 2B
Toregas, C
The Rangers face off vs Laffey
Borbon, CF
Andrus, El, SS
Murphy, Dv, LF
Guerrero, RF
Cruz, N, DH
Davis, C, 1B
Brown, M, 3B
Saltalamacchia, C
Arias, Jo, 2B
Vladimir Guererro - 2010 AL MVP
Indians line-up looks horrible
"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Mar 19, 2010 2:56 PM CDT up reply actions
it's a good year to NOT be an Indians fan...
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
Every year
is a good year NOT to be an Indians fan.
"we’re a bunch of knee-jerking yahoos who like new and shiny things." -- FirebatM3 July 10, 2009
by Oddibee on Mar 19, 2010 3:17 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
i like when they broadcast the National Anthem
makes me feel all Americany
You hear about the "Electric Arms", they're all the rage.
"If the Rangers have marked improvement in 2010, I'm going to need to give JD credit." Josey Wales, Feb. 10, 2010 11:45 AM CST
Moreland, Smoak and Tracy
assigned to minor league camp – I could hear that in the press box background chatter
If Moreland develops as a fielder
and continues to bash the ball. Would the Rangers ever consider going with all three of Smoak, Davis and Moreland then trade one of Hamilton or Cruz?
Might be a coupla seasons before Moreland proves he's an everyday ML'er.
So, not anytime soon. But by midseason Moreland might make Murphy available if somebody makes you a good offer for him. Mitch might already be good for a look as a 4th OF’er.
If he bashes at AAA
like he did at AA and AAA last year how much time in the minors will he need? The only problem with moving Murphy is that Murph could in a pinch play center and certainly left field. Moreland is almost confined to right field isn’t he?
That would be ok. Josh could slide to CF and Cruz to LF
"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.
ummm...Borbon?
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on Mar 19, 2010 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions
If Borbon needs a day off.
"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.
Yeah, you'd have to be happy that Borbon has settled in
and that Hammy can sub in CF to lose Murphy. Moreland can’t play CF fo sho.
Jim Callis said it's a stretch to think he'll become any more than an emergency RF option
I get the gist that we need to view him as a 1B/DH, not as a RF of the future.
"Dying ain't hard. It’s living in the wake of a thorough public humiliation that’s hard.--JDT217
Well that depends on his bat though doesn't it?
Vlad is abysmal and Dunn isn’t any better but if Moreland is a .310/.440/.650 guy not being great in RF can be overcome. He’s got an amazing arm, if he can learn to take a good angle on balls, even if he’s not fast his bat will be too good to let go.
What I've read suggests that he's not "abysmal" or "not great", it's he's not capable of being even remotely serviceable
"Dying ain't hard. It’s living in the wake of a thorough public humiliation that’s hard.--JDT217
Various prospect gurus in chats
Callis had the strongest words on it, IIRC.
"Dying ain't hard. It’s living in the wake of a thorough public humiliation that’s hard.--JDT217
So better than Pooholes best year?
Albert Pujols (28) .6527 2008
Huh?
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
:)
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Word on the background
was that Chad Tracy, Justin Smoak, and Mitch Moreland have been optioned to the minors.
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"Heres the thing... I made that tape special for today, my special Monday morning tape for you, SPECIAL!
Well it's fucking Monday afternoon you should get out of bed earlier!"
John Cusack and Jack Black, High Fidelity
by FormerLSBUser on Mar 19, 2010 3:00 PM CDT reply actions
See ya in 4 months Smoak.
"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.
July?
PM Productions - My Work - Song of the Week - Clip of the Week - Rangers Game Streams
"Heres the thing... I made that tape special for today, my special Monday morning tape for you, SPECIAL!
Well it's fucking Monday afternoon you should get out of bed earlier!"
John Cusack and Jack Black, High Fidelity
by FormerLSBUser on Mar 19, 2010 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions
I figure he gets the call up then.
Vlad’s wheels will come off in the Texas heat right about mid-July I’m thinking.
"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.
This has to be a Good Omen!
It was the first N.C.A.A. tournament win in university history for Cornell and it was the first N.C.A.A. tournament win for an Ivy League team since Princeton beat U.N.L.V. in 1998.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
I went to Cornell...
Ever heard of it?
by RyanBlueThunder on Mar 19, 2010 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Thanks 'Nard-dawg.
"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.
heh, damn that guy is hilarious
"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Mar 19, 2010 3:34 PM CDT up reply actions
you wouldn't say that if he called you Tuna.
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
He's the big haircut now.
"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.
Dwight calls Jim and Pam,
tweedle dee and tweedle dumbass
love it
"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Mar 19, 2010 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions
I moved to Austin right when the new season started.
So I didn’t get my DVR set up to record the new season yet. Just saw my first one last night. I was lost.
"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.
or if I had to hear his quartet
"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Mar 19, 2010 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions
You mean "Here Comes Treble"?
"Support the Dutch Oven"
by RangerFloppy on Mar 19, 2010 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Cornell called and said you suck....Boom Roasted
"Josey drives to games???
I always assumed he rides in on his high horse"
jam0152
Martin Perez, "Mucho queso"
Dwight, you're a kiss ass...Boom. Roasted.
"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.
Okay. Also, moratorium on Cornell-talk. Don't want to hear about it. Forget your personal history and learn the history of this company.
"The way to see by faith is to shut the eye of reason." - Benjamin Franklin
Either Gameday sucks or the umpire does....
not a good way to start the game for McCarthy at 3-0
Side note:
Just passed 2000 comments as a member LSB. Only taken me 3 1/2 years to do it, but I figure that’s because I don’t respond to Josey. Thanks for letting me be a part!
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
you obviously aren't in the gameday threads either
I’m pretty sporadic as far as posting goes and I’ve got near 2000. Wow that takes some effort to refrain from posting.
I like the GDTs
but I only participate if it’s a day game and I can get into it from the beginning…
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
Yeah. Gameday is showing a lot of balls on pitches that appear to be in the zone.
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Mar 19, 2010 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Man I hope to god gameday sucks,
if not bases are about to be loaded with no outs
"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Mar 19, 2010 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Geez,
what a terrible way to try to grab a starting spot
"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Mar 19, 2010 3:16 PM CDT up reply actions
McCarthy
walking the bases loaded is not what I wanted to hear today. I don’t care that Hunter is hurt I hope they can sell McCarthy before the season for something of value. Watching him struggle holds no appeal.
Even better
the meatball with the bases loaded. If he has to be pulled early do the Rangers have enough pitchers to absorb innings?
Ugh
Not looking good for the 5th roto spot.
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Mar 19, 2010 3:14 PM CDT reply actions
here at the game
And bmac is missing with everything. Everything that stays in the yard at least
by Clownballoon on Mar 19, 2010 3:15 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
this lineup doesn't really envoke fear...
what would BMac do against Granderson-Jeter-ARod-Tex?
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
Same thing!
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Mar 19, 2010 3:17 PM CDT up reply actions
You just got there today?
so gameday guy isn’t fucking with us?
shit.
"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Mar 19, 2010 3:17 PM CDT up reply actions
If there's one thing that really pisses me off...
It’s looking at a line score and seeing more runs than hits for the opposing team.
"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."
by NorCalRangersFan on Mar 19, 2010 3:17 PM CDT reply actions
We're having fun here, no?
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Someone needs to post some Alyssa Milano,
then yes
"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Mar 19, 2010 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions
PM Productions - My Work - Song of the Week - Clip of the Week - Rangers Game Streams
"Heres the thing... I made that tape special for today, my special Monday morning tape for you, SPECIAL!
Well it's fucking Monday afternoon you should get out of bed earlier!"
John Cusack and Jack Black, High Fidelity
by FormerLSBUser on Mar 19, 2010 3:22 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Really necessary
I’m a girl. I don’t need nor want to stare at her. But really there needs to be a title on every post with a picture. It can drag the thread down as posts are added.
Well at least you said please.
"The way to see by faith is to shut the eye of reason." - Benjamin Franklin
I thought both men and women liked staring at Alyssa too?
Maybe I think that because I like staring at her…
"Dying ain't hard. It’s living in the wake of a thorough public humiliation that’s hard.--JDT217
I'm agnostic
I neither care for or against Alyssa. She’s beautiful no doubt but there’s no need or desire to stare at her picture.
She's probably at work.
Without a title you can’t minimize it. Just helpful for some folks. Plus the pic is ginormous.
The GD was unwarranted though.
"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.
shhhhh...
she’s probably ugly
shhhhhh…
"Support the Dutch Oven"
by RangerFloppy on Mar 19, 2010 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions
thank you so much. I feel loved.
and there is no way on god’s green earth I would ever post my picture on this site with you guys. That’s crazy talk right there.
Creepy
"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.
dont act like you weren't wondering
I’m sure her meant it respectfully
by blueballlefty on Mar 19, 2010 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions
And i left it large for creep factor...
So shut up
"Support the Dutch Oven"
by RangerFloppy on Mar 19, 2010 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions
That's not a very big red x.
"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.
And uses a Batman inspired avatar!
Pro baseball has always been a dream, so this is pretty freakin’ cool out here. -- Tim Steggall, undrafted Rangers minor leaguer.
I'm still insanely jealous
that Joey had the forethought to put up the Harry Pearce pic. The Batman was good because I added it when The Dark Knight came out. But yeah I loved batman as a kid. The old Adam West version was campy but fun.
How do you feel about Star Wars?
Pro baseball has always been a dream, so this is pretty freakin’ cool out here. -- Tim Steggall, undrafted Rangers minor leaguer.
OK, she's ugly
XOXO
"Support the Dutch Oven"
by RangerFloppy on Mar 19, 2010 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Isn't that a screen cap
from Forever or Batman & Robin just before they run towards the screen, though? That’s like anti-Dark Knight.
"The way to see by faith is to shut the eye of reason." - Benjamin Franklin
Someone else either had a darker version
or I couldn’t find a small jpg for avatar size. I don’t really remember how I settled on this particular version of it. I saw a sweet batman the animated series one the other day. I may throw that up in the future.
Batman: TAS
is the best representation of Batman outside of the comics. BB and Dark Knight were great and all, but TAS is golden.
"The way to see by faith is to shut the eye of reason." - Benjamin Franklin
Its full of win
and I’ve decided to give the Clone Wars a try. I’ve got the DVR set tonight for the new episode.
Clone Wars....
It goes over well with 6-year-olds. Don’t get your hopes up.
Pro baseball has always been a dream, so this is pretty freakin’ cool out here. -- Tim Steggall, undrafted Rangers minor leaguer.
The non-CGI one they did
between episodes II & III (or was it I & II?) was amazing. Not really sold on the current series though.
"The way to see by faith is to shut the eye of reason." - Benjamin Franklin
My daughter loves it, but my buddy and I drink and attempt
to be Science Mystery Theater 3000 hosts.
Pro baseball has always been a dream, so this is pretty freakin’ cool out here. -- Tim Steggall, undrafted Rangers minor leaguer.
Mystery Science Theatre 3000.
One of the greatest shows ever.
"The way to see by faith is to shut the eye of reason." - Benjamin Franklin
If only our impersonations were half as awesome.
Pro baseball has always been a dream, so this is pretty freakin’ cool out here. -- Tim Steggall, undrafted Rangers minor leaguer.
It really is
"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Mar 19, 2010 5:32 PM CDT up reply actions
oh blah...
Clone Wars… did not find that good at all…that’s not to say that you shouldn’t try it out.
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
Caprica is probably a better bet for good TV on a Friday night.
"The way to see by faith is to shut the eye of reason." - Benjamin Franklin
Is that any good?
I liked BSG, but towards the end I fell out of love. Does Caprica really measure up?
I agree with the BSG thing.
It was worth finishing though.
Caprica is not BSG good, but it’s definitely worth watching.
"The way to see by faith is to shut the eye of reason." - Benjamin Franklin
I can't look at the chick on there for 5 seconds
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
The creepy cylon/AI kid?
"The way to see by faith is to shut the eye of reason." - Benjamin Franklin
She makes me insane
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
I can see where she'd be cute.
But mostly she creeps me out.
"The way to see by faith is to shut the eye of reason." - Benjamin Franklin
Grosscreepygross
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
She looks like a young man?
"The way to see by faith is to shut the eye of reason." - Benjamin Franklin
Yeah, people and their goddamn mouths.
How is cleavage NSFW?
"The way to see by faith is to shut the eye of reason." - Benjamin Franklin
especially Alyssa Milano cleavage
"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Mar 19, 2010 3:31 PM CDT up reply actions
If it's NSFW I'm quitting
and stop being a hater Hull Fan
"Support the Dutch Oven"
by RangerFloppy on Mar 19, 2010 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions
I bitched about the lack of
From the response from the rest of the GDT crowd...
Your professional history, baseball enjoyment and batmannery have all of the LSB dorks wanting to smack you in the nose…and I mean with their weiners…Roman war helmet style…
"Support the Dutch Oven"
by RangerFloppy on Mar 19, 2010 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Dude, what the fuck is wrong with you?
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
You aren't into the war helmet?
What about the angry pirate?
"Support the Dutch Oven"
by RangerFloppy on Mar 19, 2010 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions
would you prefer the
tallahassee jackhammer?
by blueballlefty on Mar 19, 2010 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions
The only reference to Tallahassee Jackhammer on google
is a gay club in Tallahassee, FL.
"The way to see by faith is to shut the eye of reason." - Benjamin Franklin
sorry I was thinking of
tallahassee pelvic cruncher
by blueballlefty on Mar 19, 2010 4:26 PM CDT up reply actions
That sounds Bryce Harper-ie
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
I'm only uncomfortable with the Roman war helmet analogy
because there could possibly be a mane of fur across the top of it.
"The way to see by faith is to shut the eye of reason." - Benjamin Franklin
This is a very entertaining thread.
Pro baseball has always been a dream, so this is pretty freakin’ cool out here. -- Tim Steggall, undrafted Rangers minor leaguer.
Roman war helmet
Is it bad that is only the second time I’ve heard that phrase in the last week or so?
Probably.
I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!- Jurickson Profar 2/15/2010
by Aquaman, Esq. on Mar 19, 2010 4:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Agreed, party foul.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
The content doesn't bother me
You guys post pics of girls all the time. I don’t care. I can ignore them. I’m just annoyed that I can’t ignore this one because of the lack of subject line. That’s all.
you can tell there is plenty of PS going on here, but who cares she looks awesome
by blueballlefty on Mar 19, 2010 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions
good call sir,
although I think he was being sarcastic…I hope he was anyway
"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Mar 19, 2010 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Or filled in with Rodney-O
Hi-OOO!!!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
your attention detail
is flawless
"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Mar 19, 2010 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions
*to
I like details also.
"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.
thanks for the fix sir,
and thank god for her boobs or I would still be complaining about BMac, are we batting yet? heh
"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Mar 19, 2010 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions
But what color was the hankerchief she is holding?
/south park
"Support the Dutch Oven"
by RangerFloppy on Mar 19, 2010 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions
"I've never seen a bush that big."
"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.
Pre-nup Powerup!!!
And did anyone else notice that Elin’s voice had quite a bit of PiPi in it?
"Support the Dutch Oven"
by RangerFloppy on Mar 19, 2010 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Coaching visit to the mound
(with pistol in hand)
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
32 pitches so far,
I declare
"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Mar 19, 2010 3:22 PM CDT up reply actions
take him out behind the barn
He’s got nothing today. Nothing. And I almost just caught that foul.
by Clownballoon on Mar 19, 2010 3:22 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
old yeller references make me happy
"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Mar 19, 2010 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Door is swinging wide open for Harrison.
Pro baseball has always been a dream, so this is pretty freakin’ cool out here. -- Tim Steggall, undrafted Rangers minor leaguer.
Is he silently
cheering on the inside? He can’t and wouldn’t say anything but he’s got to know McCarthy’s failure is good along with his success.
To be fair to BMac
He’s really re-worked his delivery. Maybe a coupla months in OKC would be great for his consistency.
Due to service time
He still has to clear revocable waivers. Lots of discussion about that. Grant and others have seemed to intimate that it’s highly unlikely that he would be claimed, perhaps because of some gentleman’s agreement.
I think the rooftop just blew off,
no need for swinging doors at this point
"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Mar 19, 2010 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions
i think that was pretty clear yesterday
when he was filthy and ole’ boy got hurt
by blueballlefty on Mar 19, 2010 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions
With German butchering the field..
Is Arias the UI now? Or are we going shopping?
by death of the cool on Mar 19, 2010 3:23 PM CDT reply actions
eff that
i would rather have the German than the guy that cant make the pirates team
by blueballlefty on Mar 19, 2010 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Is Vasquez just as bad at SS as German
"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.
by Kinslerhomer on Mar 19, 2010 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions
ugh
Vasquez is just as bad at SS as German
"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.
by Kinslerhomer on Mar 19, 2010 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions
And prolly worse at 3rd
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
and can't hit as well
"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.
by Kinslerhomer on Mar 19, 2010 3:31 PM CDT up reply actions
And smells worse
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
That's racist.
"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.
Or a claim
Plenty of UIF guys will be on the market the last few days before the season starts.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
#5 spot should go to the guy with the 2 best game scores
last year – Derek Holland.
I would accept Matt Harrison as well, as he had #3 and #6.
- was Feldman and #5 was Padilla for those who care.
Greatest Inventions Ever? 1. TiVO, 2. Boobs, 3. Baseball
Ahhh, Rusty
How we love you so.
"If this video was an ice cream flavor, it'd be pralines and dick." Clark
re: Matthew Wilder-Break My Stride, 4/17/09
Lord, how I wish
"If this video was an ice cream flavor, it'd be pralines and dick." Clark
re: Matthew Wilder-Break My Stride, 4/17/09
He was in the booth
"If this video was an ice cream flavor, it'd be pralines and dick." Clark
re: Matthew Wilder-Break My Stride, 4/17/09
Crap
BMac – 42 pitches, 24 strikes in the first and CLE batted around.
"If this video was an ice cream flavor, it'd be pralines and dick." Clark
re: Matthew Wilder-Break My Stride, 4/17/09
arias is terrible
He showed no range at all butchering that play
by Clownballoon on Mar 19, 2010 3:35 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Put a fork in em.
Clemson is done.
"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.
Whoops, wrong thread.
"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.
at least Elvis and Salty are doing their part.
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
are they at home?
They may have to pull someone over from the minor league camp to pitch a few innings since brandon can’t seem to get anyone out.
Mendoza and Kirkman are there
"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.
by Kinslerhomer on Mar 19, 2010 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Sounded like CD just made a good play.
I hate listening to games on the radio.
"Ok, post your favorite moment of the Tom Hicks era
Mine is today when he sold the team." - t ball
it was awesome
Totally laid out for it
by Clownballoon on Mar 19, 2010 3:43 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Nice AB by Davis.
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
anyone think that Matt Brown's GD pic
looks like a cross between BMac and Harrison’s?
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
61 pitches through 2 1/3
could be worse, i suppose….
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
yeah he could give up a bomb to shelley duncan
Oh wait
by Clownballoon on Mar 19, 2010 3:55 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Shit, BMac
"If this video was an ice cream flavor, it'd be pralines and dick." Clark
re: Matthew Wilder-Break My Stride, 4/17/09
Yep.
He doesn’t seem to want that rotation spot very badly.
"Ok, post your favorite moment of the Tom Hicks era
Mine is today when he sold the team." - t ball
or is just a bad pitcher
"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Mar 19, 2010 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions
To take your mind off B-Mac
@Rangers: texasrangers.com >> Elvis’ act a hit in Rangers’ clubhouse http://bit.ly/dtthH4
"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.
Ha
But country…ugh.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
So I've been researching the 2010 rule IV draft
to see if there is any chance that Bryce Harper could fall to us, and found this website that has us picking two HS shortstops in the first round. LO FREAKING L. any ways what are yalls thoughts on Bryce
There is 0% chance we get a shot
move along
"Support the Dutch Oven"
by RangerFloppy on Mar 19, 2010 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions
if he is asking for 8 figures
who before us picks him. and i know there is almost 0% chance there.
by blueballlefty on Mar 19, 2010 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah that is that seems to be the main hurdle
by blueballlefty on Mar 19, 2010 4:09 PM CDT up reply actions
It's Clint
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Mets NEVER
go over slot, and if by chance they have it is very very minimal
by blueballlefty on Mar 19, 2010 4:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Someone will take him
I don’t think I want him anyways, he just has bad juju written all over him
"Support the Dutch Oven"
by RangerFloppy on Mar 19, 2010 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions
??? are you serious
he has freaking A-rod, Mauer written all over him
by blueballlefty on Mar 19, 2010 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Dis-gagree
That’s just, like, your opinion, man.
"Support the Dutch Oven"
by RangerFloppy on Mar 19, 2010 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions
KG said something to the effect of he's a good player, he'd be in the top 20 of his top 101 right now, but he is not the "Lebron of baseball" or anything like that
"Dying ain't hard. It’s living in the wake of a thorough public humiliation that’s hard.--JDT217
Bryce
got douche written all over him.
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
I'd say about 92% of players drafted out of high school...
In the first three rounds have significant amounts of douche associated with them. Hell 92% of high schoolers in general
"Support the Dutch Oven"
by RangerFloppy on Mar 19, 2010 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions
rethink that
have you ever had a conversation with a high school male that didn’t have douche written all over him
by blueballlefty on Mar 19, 2010 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions
you seen Dante Bichette's kid?
Worse.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 19, 2010 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions
What would make you think that?...
"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.
by Kinslerhomer on Mar 19, 2010 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions
so intense.
guy’s a fucking gamer.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 19, 2010 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions
so is it
batting gloves?
or batting gloves in your back pocket to make you looks good?
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
Oh, that's what it is
I thought someone was fisting his rectum, thus the dreamy look in his eyes.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
He looks like a crying emo kid.
"The way to see by faith is to shut the eye of reason." - Benjamin Franklin
by JBP on Mar 19, 2010 4:19 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
That just means he's
a normal high school kid these days. That and the saggy pants look appears everywhere.
Saggy pants are out...
Skinny jeans are in…get with it
"Support the Dutch Oven"
by RangerFloppy on Mar 19, 2010 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions
skinny jeans are the new way of saying
“I’m a douchebag. Deal with it.”
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
Trust me
I starch and press jeans here at the cleaners. Saggy is not out. Although that may be guys older than high school.
I thought you were your own boss?
"Support the Dutch Oven"
by RangerFloppy on Mar 19, 2010 4:25 PM CDT up reply actions
I run a dry cleaner
which means I’m my own boss and deal with people’s dirty clothes. Trust me guys, still heavy starch oversized jeans.
people press jeans?
jeez.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 19, 2010 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Rednecks, and always
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
I was going to say, HIspanics for sure.
I wanted stock in starch after visiting a Tejano club one night in Midland.
"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.
why in the hell where you in a Tejano club in Midland....
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
If you've ever been to Midland, you know there isn't much to do.
Some friends I made wanted to swing by for some dancing and they are the only good places to go for country dancing.
"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.
I've been to Midland.
I realized there wasn’t much to do.
I left Midland.
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
is that the place that smells like cowshit when you're rolling in from the West?
or is that Amarillo?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 19, 2010 4:40 PM CDT up reply actions
might be Odessa...
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
twas Amarillo
never bean to the other 2.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 19, 2010 4:45 PM CDT up reply actions
No, that's Lubbock.
Although Amarillo does have it’s moments.
Midland is the oil stink. But it’s the smell of money.
"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.
Yeah, when you fly in there...wow.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Vlad!
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
plaid.
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
One of his "cosmopolitan" outfits?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 19, 2010 4:14 PM CDT up reply actions
out on the town with Ric Renner.....
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
The meat curtain?
"Support the Dutch Oven"
by RangerFloppy on Mar 19, 2010 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions
I figured the B-Mac is a vagina reference was fairly obvious...
My mistake
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by RangerFloppy on Mar 19, 2010 4:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Haha
you have to admit, this has turned into a nice GDT for such a crappy game.
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
It's because I bring awesome to the table...
And I’m hanging on until 5, after that let the suck commence
"Support the Dutch Oven"
by RangerFloppy on Mar 19, 2010 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions
you were right.. this thing died just before 5.
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
This is true
I’m laughing and you guys are helping the work day pass. So I’m not complaining. If the team can’t win and be awesome, humor helps.
The pitcher did a line?
Shit, I thought that was Worsh.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Warsh did a line with a pitcher?!
Wow, this story has gotten interesting.
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on Mar 19, 2010 4:22 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't know what's more believeable.
That Wash is doing lines or Mendoza is a pitcher.
"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.
Laffey not so unhittable the 2nd time through..
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
x
@fangraphs New post: C.J. Wilson: Starting Pitcher? http://bit.ly/95rAaO
"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.
philkid has a fan shot about this.
"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.
I do believe so.
"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.
What is the date again
by which they’ve been saying they would like to basically have their rotation set?
by Brett Perryman on Mar 19, 2010 4:32 PM CDT up reply actions
By midweek if my memory doesn't fail me.
Which it often does.
"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.
Doesn't Colby Lewis pitch again tomorrow?
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on Mar 19, 2010 4:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Yup
3:00- Lewis, Holland
TV- TXA-21
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
the 22
"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.
by Kinslerhomer on Mar 19, 2010 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions
He may have even pitched himself out of the bullpen and onto the waiver wire.
Pro baseball has always been a dream, so this is pretty freakin’ cool out here. -- Tim Steggall, undrafted Rangers minor leaguer.
not the worst he could be...
still managed some nice strikeouts.
Just all over the place.
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
and a few ground balls.
If he had any capital built up from last season or his offseason work, he probably spent it all today.
Pro baseball has always been a dream, so this is pretty freakin’ cool out here. -- Tim Steggall, undrafted Rangers minor leaguer.
Building up his trade value, me hopes.
Dozer for Punto.
I really don’t care if it seems far-fetched, I’m calling it.
Pro baseball has always been a dream, so this is pretty freakin’ cool out here. -- Tim Steggall, undrafted Rangers minor leaguer.
Good grief
jorgearangure RT @alexspeier: #redsox bench (Lowell, Hall, Hermida, Varitek) to earn $26.7M in ’10. #pirates total payroll will be roughly $36M.
holy crap...
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
Now there's a great GM!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
And that's why I take a grain of salt
with anyone who says Theo is a top five GM in the league. That huge payroll makes things so much easier.
Must be nice to have a lot of money to burn.
"The way to see by faith is to shut the eye of reason." - Benjamin Franklin
XXXL is TDF
WTF, IMO.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Wow...Kansas City 15 Arizona 0
"Hell's frozen over, Pigs are flying! The Saints have won the Super Bowl"
Those Cute Lil' Hillmans
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
heh
Brian Anderson has 7 rib-eyes and has already hit for the cycle, I believe.
They’re not even in the 5th.
What's up my little chicken pot pie?
Even though your face is huge, I love the shit out of you girl.
by JimCrankshaft on Mar 19, 2010 4:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Mendoza throwing strikes and getting groundballs.....
look out now.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 19, 2010 4:36 PM CDT reply actions
I didn't know German was vying for UIF spot and pitching staff for the Indians
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
Hey, Rodney
I posted this in the Friday morning thread- not sure if you’ll see it under the other 400 posts. Thought you’d enjoy:
Drill Sergeant Buck’s win % as Ranger manager: .492
Dumbfuck Crackhead’s: 496
"He's not coming back. That chick was like, the Pele of anal."
-- Sterling Archer
Oh yeah, you go to Aldi yet?
I’m gonna go later and pick up some salmon, $3.49/lb.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
i gotta get me some Aldi
screw Walmart.
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
Yeah, but Buck only had ARod, Teixeira, young MY, young Blalock, and Carlos Lee.
What can you build with talent like that?
Pro baseball has always been a dream, so this is pretty freakin’ cool out here. -- Tim Steggall, undrafted Rangers minor leaguer.
gameday says there were 5 Called strikes to Davis, plus one swinging strike....
(Wife) "So what do you want to watch on the T.V.? UFC or porn?"
(Husband) "Hmm... well, porn, I guess."
poop
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 19, 2010 4:50 PM CDT reply actions
Seems like Dozer just doesn't have an out pitch, has a hard time putting anyone away when he has 2 strikes.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Cecilio's Guante on Mar 19, 2010 4:51 PM CDT reply actions
Every pitch to Choo was up, sans one ball on the outside
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
That's pretty much the story of his career.
Pro baseball has always been a dream, so this is pretty freakin’ cool out here. -- Tim Steggall, undrafted Rangers minor leaguer.
I abhor this new Coke commercial
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
lets hope we never see this in a regular season game
FIELDING
DP: (Olmedo-Iribarren-Ramirez, M).
Vladimir Guererro - 2010 AL MVP
2/3rd's of that wouldn't be too bad
"Hell's frozen over, Pigs are flying! The Saints have won the Super Bowl"
Mendoza needs to GTFO
And drag BMac behind him, by his hair, like a caveman, in a cartoon.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
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