3/21/10 Exhibition Game Day Thread
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Harden, Dusty T's, someone, and Kirkman.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
someone is a bad ass
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
I think someone is Ben Snyder.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Then I take back my previous statement.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
we really need one of these lhp's to pick it up in case CJ moves to the roto...would make me feel much better.
and I know CJ wasn’t a LOOGY…but Oliver will be more of a 1 inning guy….having a loogy would be bitchin’
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Kirkman, I hope.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
Hey dude. The commish wants to know if he can create an account for yoU?
You figured it out yet?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Tell him to go for it.
I tried Firefox, Chrome, Safari, sent an e-mail to ESPN. No luck.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
what's your preferred username?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
scoop16 will work
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
crap, this game is starting at 3pm again? Thought it would start sooner since you posted this now....
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Will all you asshols stop being morons...this is a baseball sight, you're only sposed to talk baseball during gdts. I hate fun.
/rothe
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
by Ryin A on Mar 21, 2010 11:57 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Gitcher lineups here
1, Julio Borbon; 2, Michael Young; 3, Josh Hamilton; 4, Nelson Cruz; 5, Chris Davis; 6, Jarrod Saltalamacchia; 7, Esteban German; 8, Elvis Andrus; 9, Rich Harden
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Ugh at Harden hitting.
I don’t want his hamstring to explode.
knocks on wood
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
The way he's been pitching, he may not be around for his AB.
Ephesians 3:20-21...and I can only imagine
Is the game televised?
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Yup
Plan accordingly, foo’.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
yeah...ajm with the power-tease.
I was ready to start whippin’ up some guacamole
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I had the 'lil smokies already cookin in the crock pot. Oh well.
I have my other fantasy draft at 4 and the game at 3. Sounds like a good day.
Uh oh, I mentioned fantasy baseball. Is that too off topic for a GDT? I’m soooooooooooooo sorry rothe!
"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.
Your poor heart
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Bless Your Heart
/Bob Lovell
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I can't decide if those commercials are frustratingly stupid or secretly genius.
"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
Morning thread
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
I'll feel better once we have that UI signed.
A whole lot better.
"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.
2010: Where Josh Goes, We Go
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
"It's Time"
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
I don't either
but I think that I do feel better about the big picture. We’ve seen negatives for the immediate, injuries to Hunter, Kinsler, Greene not showing up. But the positives could be pretty huge if some of them pan out, Hamilton looking good, Scheppers looking great, Ogando looking like something real, Moreland impressing people, etc.
by Brett Perryman on Mar 21, 2010 12:30 PM CDT up reply actions
and hopefully Davis figuring something out
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
You think Ramirez has any shot here?
I’m intrigued by the guy.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
Watching him
I’m a little concerned that people have just learned to not swing at his changeup down. It’s a great pitch, though.
by Brett Perryman on Mar 21, 2010 12:38 PM CDT up reply actions
edwar?
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I used to watch that guy pitch for the Laredo Broncos in the United League.
I go to quite a few of the Amarillo Dillas games every summer. It’s cool to see one of those guys at the ML level.
She say she are the manager.
by rockin_rangers on Mar 21, 2010 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions
One of my greatest sports moments was at a Dillas game.
They had this pitcher who had a big curve ball and liked it a lot. He would hang it occasionally and being minor league guys, they wouldn’t always hit it.
Well, one of the Dillas better hitters came up and the curveball cat gets him into an 0-2 count. I scream at the top of my lungs a couple times, “If you throw that curve ball, he’s gonna take it yard. Don’t throw it.”
Sure enough he throws the curve and our guy jacks it out for a 2 run dong. The pitcher was furious and started towards me. His 1st baseman had to calm him down. Our entire section was roaring. Everyone was patting my back and was saying how cool it was I called it.
"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.
Sounds like....
both CJ and Harrison will be in our rotation…lets hope both stay there the entire season.
Wonder if McCarthy gets that last bullpen spot or is traded….I just don’t see him clearing waviers
by death of the cool on Mar 21, 2010 12:26 PM CDT reply actions
some baseball oriented statement
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
AJM is a tease.
I thought the game was at 3. Then I came over here, saw the GDT, and went, “woo, it must be at 1!”
LIES.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
I was pre-loading the GDT
And forgot to set it to post in the future.
by Adam J. Morris on Mar 21, 2010 12:35 PM CDT up reply actions
maybe we need to drug test AJM
;)
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
no because if he fails we'll never hear the end of it from The Outlaw..
Adam’s a crackhead!! Even though it was just pot.
If the Rangers don't make the play-offs this year I'm gonna go all Epic Bearded Man on your ass.
by BigGuns on Mar 21, 2010 12:47 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Its all good as long as you remember to drink and drive
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Why don't ya'll sign up to fuckbook since you have NO FRIENDS!
/Rothe
If the Rangers don't make the play-offs this year I'm gonna go all Epic Bearded Man on your ass.
My question is
If you were looking for JUST friends why would you go to a site called fuckbook?
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
for friends with benefits maybe?
If the Rangers don't make the play-offs this year I'm gonna go all Epic Bearded Man on your ass.
So
If you only talk baseball in the GDT’s, you have friends, if you get off-topic, you have no friends…?
Off to Adli, report later
Let’s dedicate this subthread to rothe, kthanks!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
OT- Everyday Eddie has retired, didn't know if it had been posted
"Josey drives to games???
I always assumed he rides in on his high horse"
jam0152
Martin Perez, "Mucho queso"
Perhaps 2 years too late, but you can never blame a guy for holding onto something he's known/loved for the majority of his life.
Hope he does well in his next venture, seems like a really cool/funny dude.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I think he would be a great coach.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
I agree on him being a great coach.
I think he would have a lot to share, to me thats why they brought him back last year was to tutor the young guys and help show them some of the ropes and what its like being a reliever in situations.
"Josey drives to games???
I always assumed he rides in on his high horse"
jam0152
Martin Perez, "Mucho queso"
Buster_ESPN Mauer and the Twins are getting closer to concluding a multi-year deal. Wouldn’t be surprised to hear an announcement any day now.
Good.
Hate the idea of him in pinstripes or Sox.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
5 to 6 inches of snow on the ground on a miserable (35 degrees with a 30 mph north wind!!) day
two weeks before Opening Day with the Rangers being televised today…
Over/under for comments on todays GDT – 650
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
oh my lord I can't relate, it's warm and sunny here in Phoenix.
If the Rangers don't make the play-offs this year I'm gonna go all Epic Bearded Man on your ass.
I'm single. OVER
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
Depends if everyone has given up on there brackets or not after Kansas lost
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
I did a couple of brackets
I have Ky winning one and Duke winning the other.
I got Baylor going to The Final Four in one of mine. I’ve won 4-5 of these and the secret is to do more than one bracket, pick dark horses to make it to the Final Four and then be lucky.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
I did 2
one with Duke on Orioles hangout and 1 with Kentucky here.
I had no faith in Kansas. They seemed to play down to teams as often as not. They where destined to lay and egg at some point this tourney.
What hurt me the most is GT, because I had them taking out Ohio St. By killing both sides of that bracket it hurts me in the overall points.
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
Anyone else find it ironic
that Josey fills out multiple brackets just like he always predicts contradictory things on here and then when they occur, he celebrates like he is a genius
by nathanbaum09 on Mar 21, 2010 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions
And
we’re going to be at 100-200 before the game even starts
by Brett Perryman on Mar 21, 2010 1:05 PM CDT up reply actions
I want chocolate chip cookies.
Too bad I am a turrible cook.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
I've gotta recipe for some delicious ones
I think I am going to bake some tomorrow. The only problem is it makes like 50-60 cookies which is way too many.
I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'
I am thinking about making a Chicken and sautéed onion and mushroom stuffed pork tenderloin
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
That's cookin' for you
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
LOL
My husband usually cooks. He likes to cook anyway.
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
I'm taking the over because of early participation.
The tough part is whether or not the game is any good or if the Rangers get blown out early.
I’m eating Campbell’s New England Chowder for lunch this afternoon with a tad of Andouille Sausage on the side and then rolling the dice big time with the wife’s chili tonight which can always make for an interesting kickstart to Mondays.
Just sayin.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
I was giong to make chicken soft tacos, guac, pico for lunch...
..but I’m gonna wait til tonight when wifey is home.
Don’t want to hog all the avocados (plus I need to go get some cilantro)….yeah, I’m sweet like that.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Hey man, I got in.
Got some cat on the phone.
'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'
make sure you get in bc commish already signed you up...let me know.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I can tell this story again later if anyone wants to hear it.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Hey Rottknee
I switched my DNS client from auto to manual [run: services.msc] and launched a host file with over 20K entries. Just been going an hour or so but looks like I’m a little cyber-souped up over here.
x

"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010
Skipping tons of ads, I hope
I need to edit mine again, I am seeing an ad every now and again on LSB.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
my understanding ...
is that it is a local network issue – if you’re not on a network it prob doesn’t apply
But I’m not fo’ sho’
Coo, alright
Read here Troy.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Anyone around here seen Wolfman?
Thinking about going to see it while still in theaters.
never too early for 40 man talk
Looks like the Rangers need to clear 3 spots off their 40 to make room for Beltre, Ogando and Brown. Poveda will go on the 60 day DL. Madrigal hasn’t pitched in ST so he may also go on the 60 day DL. One more spot is needed.
Will they keep Snyder? Has Mendoza run out of lives? Why keep Iribareren? Any other candidates to drop from the 40?
http://texas.rangers.mlb.com/team/roster_40man.jsp?c_id=tex
Vladimir Guererro - 2010 AL MVP
Mendoza and Arias
They are both out of options, so if they don’t make the team, they are off the 40 man roster.
Irriboca or whatever his name is is another potential casualty…I’m pretty sure he’s out of options, as well.
by Adam J. Morris on Mar 21, 2010 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Arias will either be the UIF
or his 40 man spot will be taken by a UIF.
Vladimir Guererro - 2010 AL MVP
What about Edwar Ramirez
If he’s out of options, he’s probably gone.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
He could clear waivers
How many teams passed on him, allowing us to claim him, the first time around?
Probably, who else can back up Face, if he gets hurt, besides Davis. Our Utility guy just needs to basically play 2B and SS correct?
"Josey drives to games???
I always assumed he rides in on his high horse"
jam0152
Martin Perez, "Mucho queso"
Well
If the UIF can play 2B and SS, he can probably play 3B, as well.
I doubt they’ll keep someone around just so they can back up 3B.
by Adam J. Morris on Mar 21, 2010 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions
If Brown doesn't make the team
then who gets the last two spots on the bench?
Vladimir Guererro - 2010 AL MVP
Max and a UIF to be acquired from another team
by Adam J. Morris on Mar 21, 2010 2:07 PM CDT up reply actions
I agree on the UIF
but is Max really any better at the plate then Brown?
Vladimir Guererro - 2010 AL MVP
Couldn't you shift Davis to 3B and have Brown play 1B, Davis didn't look turrible at 3B last year.
"Josey drives to games???
I always assumed he rides in on his high horse"
jam0152
Martin Perez, "Mucho queso"
I'm not sure that
Brown is much better at 3B than Davis, for whatever that’s worth. He has to convince them that he is worthy of a 1B platoon to make the opening roster, I’d think.
by Brett Perryman on Mar 21, 2010 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions
So
Apparently, Chone Figgins is going to be the M’s 2B, and Jose Lopez is going to play 3B, rather than vice versa.
Pop quiz…how old is Figgins?
32?
"There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked." --Muhammad Ali
He definitely looks younger.
"There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked." --Muhammad Ali
KH found out that Glenn Swanson has been released.
A few years ago he might hung, but in this system now it’s tough for fringey guys.
Well
He turns 27 in May and has never pitched above A-ball.
I think there just was no future here for him.
by Adam J. Morris on Mar 21, 2010 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Rothe's GDT thread disappeared...
Guess that didn’t go as well as he thought
JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook
Yeah...
Adam doesn’t delete much around here, unless it’s absolutely just…bad.
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by Brandon Worley on Mar 21, 2010 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Reporting live from the club seating at Peoria
After the sunburn I acquired yesterday, I am thankful for the shade of the club seats.
I like the pregame music at Surprise better, but otherwise I like the layout of this stadium.
I think I’m going to do a fanpost when I get back on some various observations and interactions I had while here. I’m no scout or expert on the talent side of things but I had fun observing the players’ personalities and interactions with each other and the fans. This morning I caught pitcher fielding practice led by Maddux with most of the big league staff (sans Harden, McCarthy, and Harrison). That was the trip highlight, or one of them.
"Dying ain't hard. It’s living in the wake of a thorough public humiliation that’s hard.--JDT217
by WestTxAg06 on Mar 21, 2010 2:31 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Refresh my memory
Since last season, I’ve forgotten how you keep this thread updating without doing it manually. Will somebody help me?
At least its not Sheets bad
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
It was the Umps fault, dammit!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
aright!
Let’s play ball
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
Per Nadel
Talking to scouts, it’s not unusual at all for Harden to start off the way he has this spring, i.e., velocity down.
We almost had Gingerbush before the first pitch!
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Baseball question
how much service time must one accrue to no longer be considered a rookie?
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
rookie
I believe MLB considers you a rookie if you have less than 130 ab or 50 IP or if you spent more than 45 days on the ML roster the previous season regardless of how many ABs
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
Somewhere, some place
a man just sat down with a bowl of New England Clam Chowder with sliced tomatoes and Andouille Sausage hot off the grill on the side with a baseball game in front of him and his dog by his side.
All is right with the world, for now.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
Shoulda made the chowda from scratch, but other than that...life is good.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Campbell's is fine with me for this afternoon.
Best I ever had was at a place in the Pike Place Market (or whatever it’s called) in Seattle.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
Never been there, I bet they make some mean cfood dishes...
my only exposure to Seattle is some corporate bullshit video called, “Fish”
it’s about the fish markets in Seattle and the teamwork the workers there use….
vomit.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Very unique place to visit and when it's sunny, it's spectacular.
I couldn’t live there but it’s not a bad place to visit for a week.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
Enlighten me.
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by Brandon Worley on Mar 21, 2010 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Millwood's stats thus far....
Kevin Millwood – 0-2, 29.70 ERA, 3.1 IP, 16 H, 11 R, ALL EARNED, 2/2 K/BB, 2 HR’s
SSS...............................
jk
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I sorta hate the Orioles ...
but I have no good reason. I loved them when I was a kid – Dempsey and Robinson and Palmer and Eddie, etc.
I thought the Orioles were one of the gold standards as
an organization in the 70s. They piddled around for most of Cal’s first 10-12 years after they won the World Series and haven’t been the same since firing DJohnson.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
It's pretty sad when you can't name a true definitive....
Oriole player in the organization since Cal’s departure. Mussina? Tettleton? Surhoff? Raffy? Tejada?
Hopefully they'll be smart enough....
to keep that catcher they’ve got. He’s pretty damn good. Can’t remember his name though.
They're getting there now though
with Adam Jones, Markakis, and Roberts.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Weiters, Tillman, Matusz
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
Those guys haven't quite established themselves yet
but yeah, they’re pretty good bets to be common names too
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Salty was a late scratch..Richardson in at catcher.
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ugh...jesus.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Harden starting off with a K.
Then nearly take’s the next batter’s head off, lol.
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"Don't look at me, kid."
“I don’t know where they’re going. I wouldn’t step in there if I were you….” – Crash Davis
i'm sure this was discussed at length yesterday
but I wasn’t really around. What’d we think of the Murph in CF thing?
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
Don't remember much discussion ...
but Ryin observed that Borbon mighta got under that drive to CF off Holland that Murphy just couldn’t quite reach.
that was the only play that stood out to me
I like the idea of just leaving Josh in LF for good
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
watching Murph in LF last year
I often felt like he had no idea where the ball was going right off the bat, and then he had to hurry to catch up with where it looked like it was going.
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"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
This just in
AG can play a little bit.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
Well
MLB Network is showing a Brewers preview instead of starting with the game. The game supposedly comes on at 4.
AJM
We’ll have pleny of banter and repartee to help ramp you up for the game.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
didn't they try him in the OF last year?
or am I confusing him with another IF?
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
that pitch was moving around a bit
KK = pow pow!
"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST
First time I've seen Harden pitch this year...
I liked what I saw there. Not the greatest velocity, but some good movement.
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Harden has some good velocity
but he’s no Feliz, Scheppers, etc. with the fastball. His success doesn’t come from throwing it in the upper 90s.
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"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Exactly.
I’d rather have the control and deceptiveness than out of control speed any day, of course.
And he just three a three-pitch strikeout, with the last two pitches catching the batter looking. Velocity? Who cares?
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by Brandon Worley on Mar 21, 2010 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Strikeout for CD
But I like what I see. He’s being very selective;the walks will come, and the contact is there.
How easy for you would it be to replace me if I backed out?
I want and intend to play, but there’s a chance I might not be able to.
I'm interested
Pro baseball has always been a dream, so this is pretty freakin’ cool out here. -- Tim Steggall, undrafted Rangers minor leaguer.
don't hold your breath
I’m having trouble getting a handful of websites to open. Investigation seems to point to a server that supplies graphics to websites. Seems like a fixable problem – but you never know. I might not be able to open the league draft on draft day.
started a day and a half before that
something’s wonky somewhere – we’ll find it
you’d think, anyway
It takes about 5 mins to load the league homepage. Tonight I’m gonna try a mock draft to see if the draft app is affected.
Whoa Nellie
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Harden was a little squeezed on that first pitch against Forsythe
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Here comes the fun, here comes the fun
Enchilada platter, Taco Cabana…yum.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Did Cruz actually make the All-Star team by vote?
Or did he get in as a managers selection or medical replacement?
Did we really just bunt with the pitcher
coming up?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
Curious if that was called or if Elvis was trying to drag one there and just screwed up
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
bunt dude.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I'm ok with a K here.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
haha
Harden got on base
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
BEAST
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Wash, do not double steal here.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
LOL
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
All ya gotta do is throw it down the middle...
And you hit the pitcher.
You deserve to be scored on.
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Methinks Julio gonna be alright...and also steal 2nd here
Ephesians 3:20-21...and I can only imagine
Face is a clotheshorse?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
KYay Mike
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I feel a Hambomb coming up
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Putting in the call for Josh.
Baseball gods don’t forgive you hitting an AL pitcher.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
haha......two strikes on the pitcher at bat.....
and the next thing you know……two runs have scored.
Is 2010 our year??
What was he saying?
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by Brandon Worley on Mar 21, 2010 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions
"I hate pitchers"
/Nellie
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
NELLIE!!!!
"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Maybe not a Hambomb
But I love me some Cruz missles too
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"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
IN YO FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the Harden payback, bitch!!
Is 2010 our year??
Cruz missille
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Thou shall not piss off baseball gods.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
Don't hit a pitcher who is trying to bunt when you already have 2 strikes on him.
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by Brandon Worley on Mar 21, 2010 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Bingo.
You also never, ever publicly celebrate when an opponent’s best player within the division gets hurt.
Bad form all the way around.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
Didn't even realize until now that Gallagher was the pitcher
That guy was supposed to be the gem of the Harden trade
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
JD must be happy
Cornell beating Wisconsin by 20, with just a few minutes left in the game…they’re going to the Sweet 16…
I had that one pegged in bracket!
However, I also had Kansas winning it all so…..fuck me?
by death of the cool on Mar 21, 2010 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Yup
I posted something on this yesterday, 1st time in like 50 years they even won a game in postseason.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
How do you feel if C-Wun
end up being the new Jon Garland?
"There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked." --Muhammad Ali
so what is this year's them going to be?
i never want to see another lame ass “built for fun” type of ad again
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
"its time"
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
is that a preseason thing or all season
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
I assume all season
I doubt they would do all the production and stuff for a pre-season ad campaign
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
'Bout time they started knocking this spare around
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
Vlad is fine at 4th
If Davis is hitting like this in the regular season then theres nothing wrong with Nellie hitting 7th. Our 3-7 has the possibility of being absolutely brutal for opposing pitchers
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
Yeah not a big deal I know
Just seems like Cruz might get a few more RBI chances batting cleanup, and Vlad might clog the bases a bit hitting in the middle of the lineup.
If Josh is back in form the 4th guy may be batting with the bases empty quite a bit
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
It's time! It's time!
IT’S VADER TIME!!!!
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/v/vader/02.jpg
Salty had neck spasms.....
or couldn’t remove his douche….one or the other
by death of the cool on Mar 21, 2010 3:47 PM CDT reply actions
Richardson
You could do a lot worse for your back-up catcher.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
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-The Outlaw
Yep
And you could do alot worse for your backup catchers wife
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
This.
Richardson on the team means more gratuitous tv shots of the hot wife.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
Well
In the sense that you could have, like, me out there, sure.
by Adam J. Morris on Mar 21, 2010 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions
you just want to see his smokin hot wfe
by death of the cool on Mar 21, 2010 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions
This is true, but...
I think he’s good defensively and won’t kill you offensively (compared to other back-ups). If Teagarden or Salty don’t hit much better than last season, I don’t think Richardson would do any worse than those guys.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Well
CHONE projects Richardson for a 579 OPS.
Teagarden projects over 100 points higher, and he projects as barely good enough offensivey to be a backup.
Richardson isn’t going to hit enough to be a major leaguer.
by Adam J. Morris on Mar 21, 2010 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Richardson has a hot wife, Adam.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
Both Teagarden and Salty had an OPS about 50 points better than that last season
That is why I said, if one of those 2 guys are hitting like last season, I wouldn’t mind Richardson who at least has a .990 OPS against lefties for his minor league career including a 1.051 OPS against lefties last season in OKC. I’m sure CHONE projects Teagarden and Satly, two guys with much better minor league careers and some minor ML success at times to do better than Richardson, but CHONE is far from perfect.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
You should be able to find someone better than that on the waiver wire
by Adam J. Morris on Mar 21, 2010 4:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Like who?
Another Adam Melhuse type?
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"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Sure
Kevin Richardson is not a major league caliber backup catcher.
by Adam J. Morris on Mar 21, 2010 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions
I disagree
Given his defense, his familiarity with the pitching staff, and that he can at least hit lefties, I think he can be. Especially if we’re talking about a back-up catcher who will get 200 PAs at most where you’d be comparing a .650 OPS to a potential >.600 OPS (if Richardson hits to his CHONE projection).
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
If you have a guy with a sub-600 OPS
It doesn’t matter how good his defense is, he shouldn’t be on a major league roster.
by Adam J. Morris on Mar 21, 2010 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions
I really don't think he'd be hitting for a .600 OPS
That’s just what CHONE projects him to hit, but again, as a back-up you can limit him to only hitting lefties who he has done pretty well against in the minors.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Well
I think PECOTA has him at around 570.
by Adam J. Morris on Mar 21, 2010 4:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Which probably has him also playing about as much CHONE does
which sees him having about 300 PAs and also doesn’t have him platoon against lefties only.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Also
RIchardson is a decent defensive catcher, but he isn’t a gold glover or anything.
by Adam J. Morris on Mar 21, 2010 4:19 PM CDT up reply actions
I haven't seen him play a whole lot
but he seems pretty good every time I’ve seen him play.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
So is Harden throwing his slider today?
Can’t tell bc I think he throws a couple different changeups.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
not a good inning for Harden
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Wow, he left that way up in the zone.
Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into buildings.
seems to have been doing that a bit today.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Big Dick
Harden sure seems to get the ball up quite a bit.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
been noticing that also.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Are baseball players the only people in society who wear those mini-hulahoops around their necks?
Ephesians 3:20-21...and I can only imagine
Harden really
struggling trying to locate ball low.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
trying to locate it anywhere
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
harden fortunate that inning
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Wow, Davis
What a pick.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
If I am an opposing manager
I tell my players that they are required to try for an extra base when the ball is hit to CF. If they get thrown out so be it but I will take my chances.
by LoneStarBallUser on Mar 21, 2010 3:57 PM CDT reply actions
You know how I know you're gay?
You like Coldplay.
by Adam J. Morris on Mar 21, 2010 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Coldplay
I literally don’t know any song by them.
At least I know radiohead does that I’m a creep song.
Hey Adam
Do you get the Parade magazine in your Sunday paper? There was a little blurb about Flo in there today.
by LoneStarBallUser on Mar 21, 2010 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions
I think we do
My wife reads the paper paper, not me, but I will go and find it now.
by Adam J. Morris on Mar 21, 2010 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions
not a bad plan at all.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Got 9 out of the Sweet 16 right so far....
Can’t complain about that. Need my Aggies to pull one off though. And, blech, Duke as well.
I really dislike everything about the Big 10, so much so that I'm going to
root for Texas A&M to beat Purdue today.
And I’m a world class hater everything Ag.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
I was rooting against the Longhorns on Thursday night.
Most talented / dumbest team I’ve seen in a long time.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
Well
MLB Network is showing the game, just with a one hour delay.
I’m watching Sean Gallagher do his pre-game warmups right now.
I am watching too.
"There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked." --Muhammad Ali
Pettis looks sharp
with that facial hair while rocking the Oakleys.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
Elvis was way out there in the outfield for that relay.
I think they are going to try and make up for Borbon’s noodle arm as much as possible.
Is 2010 our year??
Now THAT
was a bad route to the ball by Cruz although I know we’re not supposed to talk about it.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
It really was
"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Mar 21, 2010 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions
2nd time this spring we've given up a triple cause Cruz took a bad angle and it got to the wall
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
Josh Lewin says...
…Michael Young isn’t the type of guy who is going to go to the club and make it rain.
Which is unfortunate…I’d love to see that.
I'd love to see TAG make it rain.
"There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked." --Muhammad Ali
TAG would only make it rain by turning on his sprinklers.
It blew my mind when I heard that TAG would go out and mow his own yard before coming to the ballpark to broadcast a game.
Is 2010 our year??
"Struggling" / Namath.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
how hard is harden's fastball today
his slider looks good
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
bleh
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Yay Rangers baseball!
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"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
Pettis does not look at all like last season
with those shades and the goatee
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
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-The Outlaw
Seriously.
I’m watching the game muted and it took me a minute to figure out who the fuck they were talking to.
Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into buildings.
What happened to Harden? Why can't he find the late all of the sudden?
I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!- Jurickson Profar 2/15/2010
*plate
I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!- Jurickson Profar 2/15/2010
by Aquaman, Esq. on Mar 21, 2010 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Barely missing over and over and over
not getting a lot of help from the ump, at least from the TV angle
by Brett Perryman on Mar 21, 2010 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions
But he's been wild so that's why
the ump isn’t cooperating.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
Which is dumb
but yeah I think you’re right
by Brett Perryman on Mar 21, 2010 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't think that last breaking ball was a strike
on the outside corner.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
I thought Hairston country
was the warning track
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
ugh
"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.
hmmm
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
This is where you need a "pitch to contact" pitch
Something like a cutter so you don’t have to throw all these pitches trying to get strikeouts
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
Harden couldn't locate his fast ball up in the zone
all day and just paid for it.
Very meh outing.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
Goddamn
Harden’s day went south in a hurry.
I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!- Jurickson Profar 2/15/2010
that was about as bad as it gets
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Sigh
WTF wanted to see Snyder? I’m blaming this shit on you.
"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.
I'll take the blame for Wash and Hamilton's drug problems
but not for bad pitching
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Great job Snyder.
How you make a ball club.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Snyder

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
what show was that?
it’s been a minute since I’ve seen it
"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Mar 21, 2010 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions
One Day at a Time.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Is that a picture of you?
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
That show ...
Hated Snyder, hated the hear-me-roar mother, found Phillips and Bertinelli both hideously unattractive – watched it every week.
great synopsis
"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Mar 21, 2010 4:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Bertinelli unattractive?
She made my teenage pants walk around the room.
Mack Phillips – Dog.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
You should see her now, she's on Celebrity Rehab...that bitch has some issues.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
I've been watching that too,
she’s hideous
"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Mar 21, 2010 4:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Heidi Fleiss on there looks like The Joker
by Adam J. Morris on Mar 21, 2010 4:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Man I tell you what,
I think I watch that shit just so I can feel somewhat normal.
Whacked is an understatement.
"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Mar 21, 2010 4:37 PM CDT up reply actions
that's why I watch Hoarders and Intervention.
Intervention can get pretty off the chain, esp in the first 2 seasons.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
Phillips? Yeah supposedly banged her dad
and it uh, may not have been consensual but she was too fried on H to know for sure.
Supposedly, Mick nailed her on her 18th. What the hell, Mick?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
Say whaaa?
her dad?
"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Mar 21, 2010 4:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Yep.
John Phillips from Mamas & Papas. Good times.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
What's worse?
Strung out on H or banging your old man?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
Well if it wasn't consensual, then definitely the latter
"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Mar 21, 2010 4:40 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah...if true that's pretty bad.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
The lawyer banging Bonnie Franklin
seemed like odd casting.
The Hear Me Roar Bit from BFranklin was annoying.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
I would also imagine that Bonnie Franklin hasn't aged
all that well.
Bertinelli went thru a hogger phase but she’s looking pretty good now.
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
Enough of this OT crap.
You guys are bringing down the internet with your BS gossip.
THIS IS A BASEBALL BLOG! Talk BASEBALL!
Heh.
"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.
have you seen my baseball?
"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Mar 21, 2010 4:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Nice Snyder
I could care less what he does against RHB this spring. But getting one of the best lefties in the league out is very nice
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
yuck
"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.
by Kinslerhomer on Mar 21, 2010 4:25 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm making the call.
Morrison, opening day UIF.
Pro baseball has always been a dream, so this is pretty freakin’ cool out here. -- Tim Steggall, undrafted Rangers minor leaguer.
Nip
"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.
by Kinslerhomer on Mar 21, 2010 4:29 PM CDT up reply actions
crap, I still haven't seen Scheppers
"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Mar 21, 2010 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Nip Nip Nip Nip Nip Nip Nip Nip Nip Nip Nip Nip Nip
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
seems like Hurdle has gotten a little too much sun
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Rangers prospect Josh Lueke is on twitter @Josh_Lueke
Is he the guy that committed rape 2-3 years ago?
"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.
If I were convicted of rape the last thing I'd have was a Twitter account.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
He seems to have gone really holy roller.
When you hit bottom, the Lord hits you on the bottom. Is that a CW song?
He wasn't convicted
Charged, but the charges ended up getting dropped, I think.
by Adam J. Morris on Mar 21, 2010 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Clearly, the girl wasn't hot enough
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw
Yep
"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.
by Kinslerhomer on Mar 21, 2010 4:37 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah, shoulda said charged...my bad Josh.
"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz
"Baseball's all that's real" - JB
x
Ken_Rosenthal Announcement of Mauer deal with #Twins imminent. Deal is done. #MLB
"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.
Mauer contract....Guessing 8 years / $ 190 million ???
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
WOW
JoeCStrib It’s an eight-year, $184 million deal for Mauer. #stribtwins
"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.
by Kinslerhomer on Mar 21, 2010 4:41 PM CDT up reply actions
holy moly batman
"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"
by lost in space on Mar 21, 2010 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Yup. You know what that means.
Joe Mauer your Rangers 2015 starting catcher.
"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.
Could it be more palatable if
Mauer gets $ 110 million the first four years ($ 27.5 million per) and $ 74 million ($ 18.5 per) in the last four years?
"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."
"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"
"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)
with a full no trade clause.
"There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked." --Muhammad Ali

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