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3/21/10 Exhibition Game Day Thread

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So, who pitches today?

Ephesians 3:20-21...and I can only imagine

by TedFord on Mar 21, 2010 11:55 AM CDT reply actions  

Harden, Dusty T's, someone, and Kirkman.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Mar 21, 2010 11:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

someone is a bad ass

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Mar 21, 2010 11:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

I think someone is Ben Snyder.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Mar 21, 2010 11:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

Then I take back my previous statement.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Mar 21, 2010 11:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

we really need one of these lhp's to pick it up in case CJ moves to the roto...would make me feel much better.

and I know CJ wasn’t a LOOGY…but Oliver will be more of a 1 inning guy….having a loogy would be bitchin’

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Mar 21, 2010 12:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Kirkman, I hope.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Mar 21, 2010 12:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hey dude. The commish wants to know if he can create an account for yoU?

You figured it out yet?

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Mar 21, 2010 12:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Tell him to go for it.

I tried Firefox, Chrome, Safari, sent an e-mail to ESPN. No luck.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Mar 21, 2010 12:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

what's your preferred username?

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Mar 21, 2010 12:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

scoop16 will work

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Mar 21, 2010 12:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

chk email

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Mar 21, 2010 1:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

crap, this game is starting at 3pm again? Thought it would start sooner since you posted this now....

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Mar 21, 2010 11:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

true dat

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Mar 21, 2010 12:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Will all you asshols stop being morons...this is a baseball sight, you're only sposed to talk baseball during gdts. I hate fun.

/rothe

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Mar 21, 2010 11:57 AM CDT reply actions   1 recs

Ha!

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Mar 21, 2010 11:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

Rec'd.

"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010

by ghtd36 on Mar 21, 2010 12:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Gitcher lineups here
1, Julio Borbon; 2, Michael Young; 3, Josh Hamilton; 4, Nelson Cruz; 5, Chris Davis; 6, Jarrod Saltalamacchia; 7, Esteban German; 8, Elvis Andrus; 9, Rich Harden

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Mar 21, 2010 11:58 AM CDT reply actions  

Ugh at Harden hitting.

I don’t want his hamstring to explode.

knocks on wood

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Mar 21, 2010 12:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is the game televised?

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Mar 21, 2010 12:01 PM CDT reply actions  

CH21

:)

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Mar 21, 2010 12:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yup

Plan accordingly, foo’.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Mar 21, 2010 12:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah...ajm with the power-tease.

I was ready to start whippin’ up some guacamole

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Mar 21, 2010 12:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

I had the 'lil smokies already cookin in the crock pot. Oh well.

I have my other fantasy draft at 4 and the game at 3. Sounds like a good day.

Uh oh, I mentioned fantasy baseball. Is that too off topic for a GDT? I’m soooooooooooooo sorry rothe!

"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.

by AceJC on Mar 21, 2010 12:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Your poor heart

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Mar 21, 2010 12:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bless Your Heart

/Bob Lovell

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Mar 21, 2010 12:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

I can't decide if those commercials are frustratingly stupid or secretly genius.

"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010

by ghtd36 on Mar 21, 2010 12:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Morning thread

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Mar 21, 2010 12:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hopefully by opening day.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Mar 21, 2010 12:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don’t feel as good about this season as I did a month ago. =/

by Mike E on Mar 21, 2010 12:18 PM CDT reply actions  

I'll feel better once we have that UI signed.

A whole lot better.

"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.

by AceJC on Mar 21, 2010 12:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

I feel alot better

with the way Josh is swinging the bat right now

by octoberty on Mar 21, 2010 12:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

2010: Where Josh Goes, We Go

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Mar 21, 2010 12:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

"It's Time"

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Mar 21, 2010 12:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'll say

If the Rangers don't make the play-offs this year I'm gonna go all Epic Bearded Man on your ass.

by BigGuns on Mar 21, 2010 12:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't either

but I think that I do feel better about the big picture. We’ve seen negatives for the immediate, injuries to Hunter, Kinsler, Greene not showing up. But the positives could be pretty huge if some of them pan out, Hamilton looking good, Scheppers looking great, Ogando looking like something real, Moreland impressing people, etc.

by Brett Perryman on Mar 21, 2010 12:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

and hopefully Davis figuring something out

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Mar 21, 2010 12:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Cobra

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Mar 21, 2010 12:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

You think Ramirez has any shot here?

I’m intrigued by the guy.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Mar 21, 2010 12:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Watching him

I’m a little concerned that people have just learned to not swing at his changeup down. It’s a great pitch, though.

by Brett Perryman on Mar 21, 2010 12:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Gracias

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Mar 21, 2010 12:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

edwar?

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Mar 21, 2010 12:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Si

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Mar 21, 2010 12:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

I used to watch that guy pitch for the Laredo Broncos in the United League.

I go to quite a few of the Amarillo Dillas games every summer. It’s cool to see one of those guys at the ML level.

She say she are the manager.

by rockin_rangers on Mar 21, 2010 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

One of my greatest sports moments was at a Dillas game.

They had this pitcher who had a big curve ball and liked it a lot. He would hang it occasionally and being minor league guys, they wouldn’t always hit it.

Well, one of the Dillas better hitters came up and the curveball cat gets him into an 0-2 count. I scream at the top of my lungs a couple times, “If you throw that curve ball, he’s gonna take it yard. Don’t throw it.”

Sure enough he throws the curve and our guy jacks it out for a 2 run dong. The pitcher was furious and started towards me. His 1st baseman had to calm him down. Our entire section was roaring. Everyone was patting my back and was saying how cool it was I called it.

"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.

by AceJC on Mar 21, 2010 3:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sounds like....

both CJ and Harrison will be in our rotation…lets hope both stay there the entire season.

Wonder if McCarthy gets that last bullpen spot or is traded….I just don’t see him clearing waviers

by death of the cool on Mar 21, 2010 12:26 PM CDT reply actions  

some baseball oriented statement

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Mar 21, 2010 12:28 PM CDT reply actions  

+1

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Mar 21, 2010 12:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

AJM is a tease.

I thought the game was at 3. Then I came over here, saw the GDT, and went, “woo, it must be at 1!”

LIES.

"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Mar 21, 2010 12:29 PM CDT reply actions  

Haha

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Mar 21, 2010 12:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was pre-loading the GDT

And forgot to set it to post in the future.

by Adam J. Morris on Mar 21, 2010 12:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

maybe we need to drug test AJM

;)

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Mar 21, 2010 12:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

no because if he fails we'll never hear the end of it from The Outlaw..

Adam’s a crackhead!! Even though it was just pot.

If the Rangers don't make the play-offs this year I'm gonna go all Epic Bearded Man on your ass.

by BigGuns on Mar 21, 2010 12:47 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Its all good as long as you remember to drink and drive

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Mar 21, 2010 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why don't ya'll sign up to fuckbook since you have NO FRIENDS!

/Rothe

If the Rangers don't make the play-offs this year I'm gonna go all Epic Bearded Man on your ass.

by BigGuns on Mar 21, 2010 12:32 PM CDT reply actions  

My question is

If you were looking for JUST friends why would you go to a site called fuckbook?

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

My blog: That's baseball for you

by iorange555 on Mar 21, 2010 12:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

for friends with benefits maybe?

If the Rangers don't make the play-offs this year I'm gonna go all Epic Bearded Man on your ass.

by BigGuns on Mar 21, 2010 12:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

So

If you only talk baseball in the GDT’s, you have friends, if you get off-topic, you have no friends…?

by octoberty on Mar 21, 2010 12:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Mar 21, 2010 12:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Off to Adli, report later

Let’s dedicate this subthread to rothe, kthanks!

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Mar 21, 2010 12:36 PM CDT reply actions  

OT- Everyday Eddie has retired, didn't know if it had been posted

"Josey drives to games???
I always assumed he rides in on his high horse"
jam0152

Martin Perez, "Mucho queso"

by RangersSD on Mar 21, 2010 12:44 PM CDT reply actions  

Perhaps 2 years too late, but you can never blame a guy for holding onto something he's known/loved for the majority of his life.

Hope he does well in his next venture, seems like a really cool/funny dude.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Mar 21, 2010 12:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think he would be a great coach.

"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Mar 21, 2010 12:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

I agree on him being a great coach.

I think he would have a lot to share, to me thats why they brought him back last year was to tutor the young guys and help show them some of the ropes and what its like being a reliever in situations.

"Josey drives to games???
I always assumed he rides in on his high horse"
jam0152

Martin Perez, "Mucho queso"

by RangersSD on Mar 21, 2010 12:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Agree.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Mar 21, 2010 12:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

x

I think he would be a great coach couch. No I agree, I like fun loving Eddie.

If the Rangers don't make the play-offs this year I'm gonna go all Epic Bearded Man on your ass.

by BigGuns on Mar 21, 2010 12:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Buster_ESPN Mauer and the Twins are getting closer to concluding a multi-year deal. Wouldn’t be surprised to hear an announcement any day now.

by octoberty on Mar 21, 2010 12:46 PM CDT reply actions  

Good.

Hate the idea of him in pinstripes or Sox.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Mar 21, 2010 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

we'll see

"Clearly, I've been wrong. VY is awesome." - AJM

by Longhorn on Mar 21, 2010 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

5 to 6 inches of snow on the ground on a miserable (35 degrees with a 30 mph north wind!!) day

two weeks before Opening Day with the Rangers being televised today…

Over/under for comments on todays GDT – 650

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Mar 21, 2010 12:56 PM CDT reply actions  

oh my lord I can't relate, it's warm and sunny here in Phoenix.

If the Rangers don't make the play-offs this year I'm gonna go all Epic Bearded Man on your ass.

by BigGuns on Mar 21, 2010 12:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm single. OVER

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Mar 21, 2010 12:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Depends if everyone has given up on there brackets or not after Kansas lost

JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook

by laxtonto on Mar 21, 2010 1:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

I did a couple of brackets

I have Ky winning one and Duke winning the other.

I got Baylor going to The Final Four in one of mine. I’ve won 4-5 of these and the secret is to do more than one bracket, pick dark horses to make it to the Final Four and then be lucky.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Mar 21, 2010 1:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

I did 2

one with Duke on Orioles hangout and 1 with Kentucky here.

I had no faith in Kansas. They seemed to play down to teams as often as not. They where destined to lay and egg at some point this tourney.

What hurt me the most is GT, because I had them taking out Ohio St. By killing both sides of that bracket it hurts me in the overall points.

JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook

by laxtonto on Mar 21, 2010 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Anyone else find it ironic

that Josey fills out multiple brackets just like he always predicts contradictory things on here and then when they occur, he celebrates like he is a genius

by nathanbaum09 on Mar 21, 2010 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

And

we’re going to be at 100-200 before the game even starts

by Brett Perryman on Mar 21, 2010 1:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

I want chocolate chip cookies.

Too bad I am a turrible cook.

"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Mar 21, 2010 1:07 PM CDT reply actions  

I've gotta recipe for some delicious ones

I think I am going to bake some tomorrow. The only problem is it makes like 50-60 cookies which is way too many.

I'm just goofin' new boot goofin'

My blog: That's baseball for you

by iorange555 on Mar 21, 2010 1:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

I am thinking about making a Chicken and sautéed onion and mushroom stuffed pork tenderloin

JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook

by laxtonto on Mar 21, 2010 1:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's cookin' for you

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Mar 21, 2010 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

+ 1

If the Rangers don't make the play-offs this year I'm gonna go all Epic Bearded Man on your ass.

by BigGuns on Mar 21, 2010 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

poor husband/bf

"Clearly, I've been wrong. VY is awesome." - AJM

by Longhorn on Mar 21, 2010 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL

My husband usually cooks. He likes to cook anyway.

"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Mar 21, 2010 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm taking the over because of early participation.

The tough part is whether or not the game is any good or if the Rangers get blown out early.

I’m eating Campbell’s New England Chowder for lunch this afternoon with a tad of Andouille Sausage on the side and then rolling the dice big time with the wife’s chili tonight which can always make for an interesting kickstart to Mondays.

Just sayin.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Mar 21, 2010 1:10 PM CDT reply actions  

I was giong to make chicken soft tacos, guac, pico for lunch...

..but I’m gonna wait til tonight when wifey is home.

Don’t want to hog all the avocados (plus I need to go get some cilantro)….yeah, I’m sweet like that.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Mar 21, 2010 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hey man, I got in.

Got some cat on the phone.

'Waiting for a girl and she gets me into fights
Waiting for a girl we get drunk on Friday night'

by scoop16 on Mar 21, 2010 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

make sure you get in bc commish already signed you up...let me know.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Mar 21, 2010 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

I can tell this story again later if anyone wants to hear it.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Mar 21, 2010 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hey Rottknee

I switched my DNS client from auto to manual [run: services.msc] and launched a host file with over 20K entries. Just been going an hour or so but looks like I’m a little cyber-souped up over here.

by shroomer on Mar 21, 2010 1:23 PM CDT reply actions  

x

"Don’t want to spend my night waiting in line unless it’s for more beer."
--EssBee, on LoneStarBall, Jan. 21, 2010

by ghtd36 on Mar 21, 2010 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Skipping tons of ads, I hope

I need to edit mine again, I am seeing an ad every now and again on LSB.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Mar 21, 2010 2:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

my understanding ...

is that it is a local network issue – if you’re not on a network it prob doesn’t apply

But I’m not fo’ sho’

by shroomer on Mar 21, 2010 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Coo, alright

Read here Troy.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Mar 21, 2010 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Anyone around here seen Wolfman?

Thinking about going to see it while still in theaters.

by MikeEl on Mar 21, 2010 1:39 PM CDT reply actions  

never too early for 40 man talk

Looks like the Rangers need to clear 3 spots off their 40 to make room for Beltre, Ogando and Brown. Poveda will go on the 60 day DL. Madrigal hasn’t pitched in ST so he may also go on the 60 day DL. One more spot is needed.

Will they keep Snyder? Has Mendoza run out of lives? Why keep Iribareren? Any other candidates to drop from the 40?

http://texas.rangers.mlb.com/team/roster_40man.jsp?c_id=tex

Vladimir Guererro - 2010 AL MVP

by RangerMad on Mar 21, 2010 1:42 PM CDT reply actions  

Mendoza and Arias

They are both out of options, so if they don’t make the team, they are off the 40 man roster.

Irriboca or whatever his name is is another potential casualty…I’m pretty sure he’s out of options, as well.

by Adam J. Morris on Mar 21, 2010 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Arias will either be the UIF

or his 40 man spot will be taken by a UIF.

Vladimir Guererro - 2010 AL MVP

by RangerMad on Mar 21, 2010 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

What about Edwar Ramirez

If he’s out of options, he’s probably gone.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Mar 21, 2010 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

He could clear waivers

How many teams passed on him, allowing us to claim him, the first time around?

by octoberty on Mar 21, 2010 1:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah

I didn’t mean gone as in gone completely, just at least gone off the 40 man roster

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Mar 21, 2010 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Probably, who else can back up Face, if he gets hurt, besides Davis. Our Utility guy just needs to basically play 2B and SS correct?

"Josey drives to games???
I always assumed he rides in on his high horse"
jam0152

Martin Perez, "Mucho queso"

by RangersSD on Mar 21, 2010 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well

If the UIF can play 2B and SS, he can probably play 3B, as well.

I doubt they’ll keep someone around just so they can back up 3B.

by Adam J. Morris on Mar 21, 2010 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

If Brown doesn't make the team

then who gets the last two spots on the bench?

Vladimir Guererro - 2010 AL MVP

by RangerMad on Mar 21, 2010 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

I agree on the UIF

but is Max really any better at the plate then Brown?

Vladimir Guererro - 2010 AL MVP

by RangerMad on Mar 21, 2010 2:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure that

Brown is much better at 3B than Davis, for whatever that’s worth. He has to convince them that he is worthy of a 1B platoon to make the opening roster, I’d think.

by Brett Perryman on Mar 21, 2010 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

So

Apparently, Chone Figgins is going to be the M’s 2B, and Jose Lopez is going to play 3B, rather than vice versa.

Pop quiz…how old is Figgins?

by Adam J. Morris on Mar 21, 2010 2:06 PM CDT reply actions  

32?

"There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked." --Muhammad Ali

by coolaid on Mar 21, 2010 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

He definitely looks younger.

"There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked." --Muhammad Ali

by coolaid on Mar 21, 2010 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

KH found out that Glenn Swanson has been released.

A few years ago he might hung, but in this system now it’s tough for fringey guys.

by shroomer on Mar 21, 2010 2:09 PM CDT reply actions  

Well

He turns 27 in May and has never pitched above A-ball.

I think there just was no future here for him.

by Adam J. Morris on Mar 21, 2010 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Isn't he on Family Guy?

"Hell's frozen over, Pigs are flying! The Saints have won the Super Bowl"

by LSU Ranger on Mar 21, 2010 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rothe's GDT thread disappeared...

Guess that didn’t go as well as he thought

JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook

by laxtonto on Mar 21, 2010 2:22 PM CDT reply actions  

Yeah...

Adam doesn’t delete much around here, unless it’s absolutely just…bad.

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by Brandon Worley on Mar 21, 2010 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Reporting live from the club seating at Peoria

After the sunburn I acquired yesterday, I am thankful for the shade of the club seats.

I like the pregame music at Surprise better, but otherwise I like the layout of this stadium.

I think I’m going to do a fanpost when I get back on some various observations and interactions I had while here. I’m no scout or expert on the talent side of things but I had fun observing the players’ personalities and interactions with each other and the fans. This morning I caught pitcher fielding practice led by Maddux with most of the big league staff (sans Harden, McCarthy, and Harrison). That was the trip highlight, or one of them.

"Dying ain't hard. It’s living in the wake of a thorough public humiliation that’s hard.--JDT217

by WestTxAg06 on Mar 21, 2010 2:31 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Refresh my memory

Since last season, I’ve forgotten how you keep this thread updating without doing it manually. Will somebody help me?

by Alemc on Mar 21, 2010 2:44 PM CDT reply actions  

huh?

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Mar 21, 2010 2:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

HA HA HA
BizballMaury RT Zoinks! @GordonEdes Paps’ line: 1/3 IP 5 H 6 R 5 ER, 1 B, 1 HB

by octoberty on Mar 21, 2010 2:49 PM CDT reply actions  

At least its not Sheets bad

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Mar 21, 2010 2:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

He bounced back yesterday

We need to not always make hard work out of sex- Rick Carlisle.

by sprite on Mar 21, 2010 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

4ip 1run 4ks but 3 bb

We need to not always make hard work out of sex- Rick Carlisle.

by sprite on Mar 21, 2010 3:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

It was the Umps fault, dammit!

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Mar 21, 2010 3:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

aright!

Let’s play ball

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Mar 21, 2010 3:00 PM CDT reply actions  

Per Nadel

Talking to scouts, it’s not unusual at all for Harden to start off the way he has this spring, i.e., velocity down.

by octoberty on Mar 21, 2010 3:08 PM CDT reply actions  

We almost had Gingerbush before the first pitch!

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Mar 21, 2010 3:08 PM CDT reply actions  

Baseball question

how much service time must one accrue to no longer be considered a rookie?

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Mar 21, 2010 3:09 PM CDT reply actions  

rookie

I believe MLB considers you a rookie if you have less than 130 ab or 50 IP or if you spent more than 45 days on the ML roster the previous season regardless of how many ABs

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Mar 21, 2010 3:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

thanks!

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Mar 21, 2010 3:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rangers have a scout watchin Lowell today

He’s playing 1b or 3b if memory serves correct.

by IrishP1 on Mar 21, 2010 3:11 PM CDT reply actions  

Somewhere, some place

a man just sat down with a bowl of New England Clam Chowder with sliced tomatoes and Andouille Sausage hot off the grill on the side with a baseball game in front of him and his dog by his side.

All is right with the world, for now.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Mar 21, 2010 3:11 PM CDT reply actions  

Shoulda made the chowda from scratch, but other than that...life is good.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Mar 21, 2010 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Campbell's is fine with me for this afternoon.

Best I ever had was at a place in the Pike Place Market (or whatever it’s called) in Seattle.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Mar 21, 2010 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Never been there, I bet they make some mean cfood dishes...

my only exposure to Seattle is some corporate bullshit video called, “Fish”

it’s about the fish markets in Seattle and the teamwork the workers there use….

vomit.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Mar 21, 2010 3:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Very unique place to visit and when it's sunny, it's spectacular.

I couldn’t live there but it’s not a bad place to visit for a week.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Mar 21, 2010 3:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Speaking of Sheets....

Anyone seen Millwoods ST stats? eek!

by IrishP1 on Mar 21, 2010 3:12 PM CDT reply actions  

Enlighten me.

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by Brandon Worley on Mar 21, 2010 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Millwood's stats thus far....

Kevin Millwood – 0-2, 29.70 ERA, 3.1 IP, 16 H, 11 R, ALL EARNED, 2/2 K/BB, 2 HR’s

by IrishP1 on Mar 21, 2010 3:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

SSS...............................

jk

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Mar 21, 2010 3:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

I sorta hate the Orioles ...

but I have no good reason. I loved them when I was a kid – Dempsey and Robinson and Palmer and Eddie, etc.

by shroomer on Mar 21, 2010 3:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

I thought the Orioles were one of the gold standards as

an organization in the 70s. They piddled around for most of Cal’s first 10-12 years after they won the World Series and haven’t been the same since firing DJohnson.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Mar 21, 2010 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's pretty sad when you can't name a true definitive....

Oriole player in the organization since Cal’s departure. Mussina? Tettleton? Surhoff? Raffy? Tejada?

by IrishP1 on Mar 21, 2010 3:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

They're getting there now though

with Adam Jones, Markakis, and Roberts.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Mar 21, 2010 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Weiters, Tillman, Matusz

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Mar 21, 2010 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Those guys haven't quite established themselves yet

but yeah, they’re pretty good bets to be common names too

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Mar 21, 2010 3:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Salty was a late scratch..Richardson in at catcher.

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by Brandon Worley on Mar 21, 2010 3:13 PM CDT reply actions  

ugh...jesus.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Mar 21, 2010 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Salty

put some cream on it and you will be OK.

Vladimir Guererro - 2010 AL MVP

by RangerMad on Mar 21, 2010 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Harden starting off with a K.

Then nearly take’s the next batter’s head off, lol.

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by Brandon Worley on Mar 21, 2010 3:15 PM CDT reply actions  

"Don't look at me, kid."

“I don’t know where they’re going. I wouldn’t step in there if I were you….” – Crash Davis

by IrishP1 on Mar 21, 2010 3:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

i'm sure this was discussed at length yesterday

but I wasn’t really around. What’d we think of the Murph in CF thing?

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Mar 21, 2010 3:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Don't remember much discussion ...

but Ryin observed that Borbon mighta got under that drive to CF off Holland that Murphy just couldn’t quite reach.

by shroomer on Mar 21, 2010 3:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

that was the only play that stood out to me

I like the idea of just leaving Josh in LF for good

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Mar 21, 2010 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not big fan of it.

I don’t trust Murph’s legs or his range.

by IrishP1 on Mar 21, 2010 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

watching Murph in LF last year

I often felt like he had no idea where the ball was going right off the bat, and then he had to hurry to catch up with where it looked like it was going.

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"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Mar 21, 2010 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

This just in

AG can play a little bit.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Mar 21, 2010 3:16 PM CDT reply actions  

Well

MLB Network is showing a Brewers preview instead of starting with the game. The game supposedly comes on at 4.

by Adam J. Morris on Mar 21, 2010 3:16 PM CDT reply actions  

AJM

We’ll have pleny of banter and repartee to help ramp you up for the game.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Mar 21, 2010 3:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Per Jason Cole

Marcus Lemon is playing CF in the AAA game.

by Adam J. Morris on Mar 21, 2010 3:19 PM CDT reply actions  

didn't they try him in the OF last year?

or am I confusing him with another IF?

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Mar 21, 2010 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

that pitch was moving around a bit

KK = pow pow!

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

by jam0152 on Mar 21, 2010 3:19 PM CDT reply actions  

First time I've seen Harden pitch this year...

I liked what I saw there. Not the greatest velocity, but some good movement.

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by Brandon Worley on Mar 21, 2010 3:20 PM CDT reply actions  

Harden has some good velocity

but he’s no Feliz, Scheppers, etc. with the fastball. His success doesn’t come from throwing it in the upper 90s.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Mar 21, 2010 3:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Exactly.

I’d rather have the control and deceptiveness than out of control speed any day, of course.

And he just three a three-pitch strikeout, with the last two pitches catching the batter looking. Velocity? Who cares?

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by Brandon Worley on Mar 21, 2010 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm interested

Pro baseball has always been a dream, so this is pretty freakin’ cool out here. -- Tim Steggall, undrafted Rangers minor leaguer.

by rooster on Mar 21, 2010 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

don't hold your breath

I’m having trouble getting a handful of websites to open. Investigation seems to point to a server that supplies graphics to websites. Seems like a fixable problem – but you never know. I might not be able to open the league draft on draft day.

by shroomer on Mar 21, 2010 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

May be your hosts files

If it has be occuring since started using those

by octoberty on Mar 21, 2010 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

started a day and a half before that

something’s wonky somewhere – we’ll find it
you’d think, anyway

It takes about 5 mins to load the league homepage. Tonight I’m gonna try a mock draft to see if the draft app is affected.

by shroomer on Mar 21, 2010 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Whoa Nellie

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by Brandon Worley on Mar 21, 2010 3:29 PM CDT reply actions  

Nice catch Hayes.....

Don’t ever do that again…..

by IrishP1 on Mar 21, 2010 3:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Harden was a little squeezed on that first pitch against Forsythe

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Mar 21, 2010 3:30 PM CDT reply actions  

Here comes the fun, here comes the fun

Enchilada platter, Taco Cabana…yum.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Mar 21, 2010 3:31 PM CDT reply actions  

Did Cruz actually make the All-Star team by vote?

Or did he get in as a managers selection or medical replacement?

by IrishP1 on Mar 21, 2010 3:32 PM CDT reply actions  

Did we really just bunt with the pitcher

coming up?

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Mar 21, 2010 3:34 PM CDT reply actions  

yeah, gut feeling by Wash

Ephesians 3:20-21...and I can only imagine

by TedFord on Mar 21, 2010 3:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Curious if that was called or if Elvis was trying to drag one there and just screwed up

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Mar 21, 2010 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

bunt dude.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Mar 21, 2010 3:34 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm ok with a K here.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Mar 21, 2010 3:35 PM CDT reply actions  

haha

Harden got on base

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Mar 21, 2010 3:35 PM CDT reply actions  

BEAST

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Mar 21, 2010 3:36 PM CDT reply actions  

Wash, do not double steal here.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Mar 21, 2010 3:36 PM CDT reply actions  

LOL

"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Mar 21, 2010 3:36 PM CDT reply actions  

All ya gotta do is throw it down the middle...

And you hit the pitcher.

You deserve to be scored on.

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by Brandon Worley on Mar 21, 2010 3:37 PM CDT reply actions  

Face is a clotheshorse?

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Mar 21, 2010 3:38 PM CDT reply actions  

KYay Mike

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Mar 21, 2010 3:38 PM CDT reply actions  

I feel a Hambomb coming up

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Mar 21, 2010 3:38 PM CDT reply actions  

Putting in the call for Josh.

Baseball gods don’t forgive you hitting an AL pitcher.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Mar 21, 2010 3:38 PM CDT reply actions  

haha......two strikes on the pitcher at bat.....

and the next thing you know……two runs have scored.

Is 2010 our year??

by b.pate on Mar 21, 2010 3:39 PM CDT reply actions  

What was he saying?

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by Brandon Worley on Mar 21, 2010 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

All kinds of drunken jibberish.

Dumb stuff like “I’ve got my eye on you, Hamilton.”

by IrishP1 on Mar 21, 2010 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pretty strong stuff there...

Ephesians 3:20-21...and I can only imagine

by TedFord on Mar 21, 2010 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Must be an intern producer today

Ephesians 3:20-21...and I can only imagine

by TedFord on Mar 21, 2010 3:39 PM CDT reply actions  

good BYEE!

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Mar 21, 2010 3:41 PM CDT reply actions  

"I hate pitchers"

/Nellie

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Mar 21, 2010 3:41 PM CDT reply actions  

NELLIE!!!!

"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Mar 21, 2010 3:41 PM CDT reply actions  

Maybe not a Hambomb

But I love me some Cruz missles too

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Mar 21, 2010 3:41 PM CDT reply actions  

Cruz missille

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by Brandon Worley on Mar 21, 2010 3:41 PM CDT reply actions  

Lovely!

Ephesians 3:20-21...and I can only imagine

by TedFord on Mar 21, 2010 3:42 PM CDT reply actions  

Thou shall not piss off baseball gods.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Mar 21, 2010 3:42 PM CDT reply actions  

Bingo.

You also never, ever publicly celebrate when an opponent’s best player within the division gets hurt.

Bad form all the way around.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Mar 21, 2010 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Didn't even realize until now that Gallagher was the pitcher

That guy was supposed to be the gem of the Harden trade

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Mar 21, 2010 3:43 PM CDT reply actions  

JD must be happy

Cornell beating Wisconsin by 20, with just a few minutes left in the game…they’re going to the Sweet 16…

by Adam J. Morris on Mar 21, 2010 3:44 PM CDT reply actions  

I had that one pegged in bracket!

However, I also had Kansas winning it all so…..fuck me?

by death of the cool on Mar 21, 2010 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

same here.

luckily I scored a lot of these first two round upsets, ie – Cornell and St. Mary’s.

by IrishP1 on Mar 21, 2010 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yup

I posted something on this yesterday, 1st time in like 50 years they even won a game in postseason.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Mar 21, 2010 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

How do you feel if C-Wun

end up being the new Jon Garland?

"There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked." --Muhammad Ali

by coolaid on Mar 21, 2010 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

so what is this year's them going to be?

i never want to see another lame ass “built for fun” type of ad again

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Mar 21, 2010 3:44 PM CDT reply actions  

"its time"

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Mar 21, 2010 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

is that a preseason thing or all season

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Mar 21, 2010 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

I assume all season

I doubt they would do all the production and stuff for a pre-season ad campaign

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Mar 21, 2010 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

'Bout time they started knocking this spare around

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Mar 21, 2010 3:44 PM CDT reply actions  

Why not

hit Cruz 4th and Vlad 7th once the season starts? Don’t want to hurt Vlad’s ego?

by seanathan on Mar 21, 2010 3:45 PM CDT reply actions  

Vlad is fine at 4th

If Davis is hitting like this in the regular season then theres nothing wrong with Nellie hitting 7th. Our 3-7 has the possibility of being absolutely brutal for opposing pitchers

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Mar 21, 2010 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah not a big deal I know

Just seems like Cruz might get a few more RBI chances batting cleanup, and Vlad might clog the bases a bit hitting in the middle of the lineup.

by seanathan on Mar 21, 2010 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

If Josh is back in form the 4th guy may be batting with the bases empty quite a bit

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Mar 21, 2010 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Salty had neck spasms.....

or couldn’t remove his douche….one or the other

by death of the cool on Mar 21, 2010 3:47 PM CDT reply actions  

Nice finish to the Spartan game

We need to not always make hard work out of sex- Rick Carlisle.

by sprite on Mar 21, 2010 3:47 PM CDT reply actions  

nice richardson

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Mar 21, 2010 3:48 PM CDT reply actions  

Nice pick-off.

Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into buildings.

by JBP on Mar 21, 2010 3:48 PM CDT reply actions  

Richardson

You could do a lot worse for your back-up catcher.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Mar 21, 2010 3:49 PM CDT reply actions  

Yep

And you could do alot worse for your backup catchers wife

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Mar 21, 2010 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

This.

Richardson on the team means more gratuitous tv shots of the hot wife.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Mar 21, 2010 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well

In the sense that you could have, like, me out there, sure.

by Adam J. Morris on Mar 21, 2010 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hah

We need to not always make hard work out of sex- Rick Carlisle.

by sprite on Mar 21, 2010 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

This is true, but...

I think he’s good defensively and won’t kill you offensively (compared to other back-ups). If Teagarden or Salty don’t hit much better than last season, I don’t think Richardson would do any worse than those guys.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Mar 21, 2010 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well

CHONE projects Richardson for a 579 OPS.

Teagarden projects over 100 points higher, and he projects as barely good enough offensivey to be a backup.

Richardson isn’t going to hit enough to be a major leaguer.

by Adam J. Morris on Mar 21, 2010 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Richardson has a hot wife, Adam.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Mar 21, 2010 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Both Teagarden and Salty had an OPS about 50 points better than that last season

That is why I said, if one of those 2 guys are hitting like last season, I wouldn’t mind Richardson who at least has a .990 OPS against lefties for his minor league career including a 1.051 OPS against lefties last season in OKC. I’m sure CHONE projects Teagarden and Satly, two guys with much better minor league careers and some minor ML success at times to do better than Richardson, but CHONE is far from perfect.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Mar 21, 2010 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Like who?

Another Adam Melhuse type?

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Mar 21, 2010 4:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sure

Kevin Richardson is not a major league caliber backup catcher.

by Adam J. Morris on Mar 21, 2010 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

I disagree

Given his defense, his familiarity with the pitching staff, and that he can at least hit lefties, I think he can be. Especially if we’re talking about a back-up catcher who will get 200 PAs at most where you’d be comparing a .650 OPS to a potential >.600 OPS (if Richardson hits to his CHONE projection).

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Mar 21, 2010 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

If you have a guy with a sub-600 OPS

It doesn’t matter how good his defense is, he shouldn’t be on a major league roster.

by Adam J. Morris on Mar 21, 2010 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

I really don't think he'd be hitting for a .600 OPS

That’s just what CHONE projects him to hit, but again, as a back-up you can limit him to only hitting lefties who he has done pretty well against in the minors.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Mar 21, 2010 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well

I think PECOTA has him at around 570.

by Adam J. Morris on Mar 21, 2010 4:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Which probably has him also playing about as much CHONE does

which sees him having about 300 PAs and also doesn’t have him platoon against lefties only.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Mar 21, 2010 4:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Also

RIchardson is a decent defensive catcher, but he isn’t a gold glover or anything.

by Adam J. Morris on Mar 21, 2010 4:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

I haven't seen him play a whole lot

but he seems pretty good every time I’ve seen him play.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Mar 21, 2010 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

So is Harden throwing his slider today?

Can’t tell bc I think he throws a couple different changeups.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Mar 21, 2010 3:50 PM CDT reply actions  

Damn, nice move to first.

Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into buildings.

by JBP on Mar 21, 2010 3:51 PM CDT reply actions  

not a good inning for Harden

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Mar 21, 2010 3:51 PM CDT reply actions  

Ehh

All singles. Not a ton of damage done

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Mar 21, 2010 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow, he left that way up in the zone.

Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into buildings.

by JBP on Mar 21, 2010 3:52 PM CDT reply actions  

seems to have been doing that a bit today.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Mar 21, 2010 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Big Dick

Harden sure seems to get the ball up quite a bit.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Mar 21, 2010 3:52 PM CDT reply actions  

been noticing that also.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Mar 21, 2010 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Harden really

struggling trying to locate ball low.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Mar 21, 2010 3:53 PM CDT reply actions  

trying to locate it anywhere

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Mar 21, 2010 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nice

Ephesians 3:20-21...and I can only imagine

by TedFord on Mar 21, 2010 3:54 PM CDT reply actions  

harden fortunate that inning

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Mar 21, 2010 3:54 PM CDT reply actions  

Wow, Davis

What a pick.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Mar 21, 2010 3:55 PM CDT reply actions  

If I am an opposing manager

I tell my players that they are required to try for an extra base when the ball is hit to CF. If they get thrown out so be it but I will take my chances.

by LoneStarBallUser on Mar 21, 2010 3:57 PM CDT reply actions  

Coldplay

I literally don’t know any song by them.
At least I know radiohead does that I’m a creep song.

by shroomer on Mar 21, 2010 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hey Adam

Do you get the Parade magazine in your Sunday paper? There was a little blurb about Flo in there today.

by LoneStarBallUser on Mar 21, 2010 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think we do

My wife reads the paper paper, not me, but I will go and find it now.

by Adam J. Morris on Mar 21, 2010 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

You know how I know you're gay?

You have a picture of a cartoon cat as your Avatar. Bazinga!

by IrishP1 on Mar 21, 2010 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

not a bad plan at all.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Mar 21, 2010 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Got 9 out of the Sweet 16 right so far....

Can’t complain about that. Need my Aggies to pull one off though. And, blech, Duke as well.

by IrishP1 on Mar 21, 2010 3:58 PM CDT reply actions  

I really dislike everything about the Big 10, so much so that I'm going to

root for Texas A&M to beat Purdue today.

And I’m a world class hater everything Ag.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Mar 21, 2010 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks for the support....

It’s much appreciated. Big XII represent!!!!

by IrishP1 on Mar 21, 2010 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was rooting against the Longhorns on Thursday night.

Most talented / dumbest team I’ve seen in a long time.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Mar 21, 2010 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well

MLB Network is showing the game, just with a one hour delay.

I’m watching Sean Gallagher do his pre-game warmups right now.

by Adam J. Morris on Mar 21, 2010 4:03 PM CDT reply actions  

I am watching too.

"There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked." --Muhammad Ali

by coolaid on Mar 21, 2010 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pettis looks sharp

with that facial hair while rocking the Oakleys.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Mar 21, 2010 4:05 PM CDT reply actions  

Elvis was way out there in the outfield for that relay.

I think they are going to try and make up for Borbon’s noodle arm as much as possible.

Is 2010 our year??

by b.pate on Mar 21, 2010 4:05 PM CDT reply actions  

Now THAT

was a bad route to the ball by Cruz although I know we’re not supposed to talk about it.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Mar 21, 2010 4:06 PM CDT reply actions  

It really was

"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Mar 21, 2010 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

2nd time this spring we've given up a triple cause Cruz took a bad angle and it got to the wall

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Mar 21, 2010 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Looks like they'll be yanking Harden soon.

Which is fine. No need to wear him down. Right?

by IrishP1 on Mar 21, 2010 4:06 PM CDT reply actions  

Josh Lewin says...

…Michael Young isn’t the type of guy who is going to go to the club and make it rain.

Which is unfortunate…I’d love to see that.

by Adam J. Morris on Mar 21, 2010 4:07 PM CDT reply actions  

I'd love to see TAG make it rain.

"There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked." --Muhammad Ali

by coolaid on Mar 21, 2010 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Mar 21, 2010 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

TAG would only make it rain by turning on his sprinklers.

It blew my mind when I heard that TAG would go out and mow his own yard before coming to the ballpark to broadcast a game.

Is 2010 our year??

by b.pate on Mar 21, 2010 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

"Struggling" / Namath.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Mar 21, 2010 4:10 PM CDT reply actions  

Yep

We need to not always make hard work out of sex- Rick Carlisle.

by sprite on Mar 21, 2010 4:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

how hard is harden's fastball today

his slider looks good

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Mar 21, 2010 4:13 PM CDT reply actions  

that’s disappointing

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Mar 21, 2010 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

bleh

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Mar 21, 2010 4:15 PM CDT reply actions  

Yay Rangers baseball!

"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Mar 21, 2010 4:15 PM CDT reply actions  

Don't act like you don't love it.

Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into buildings.

by JBP on Mar 21, 2010 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pettis does not look at all like last season

with those shades and the goatee

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Mar 21, 2010 4:16 PM CDT reply actions  

Seriously.

I’m watching the game muted and it took me a minute to figure out who the fuck they were talking to.

Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into buildings.

by JBP on Mar 21, 2010 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

What happened to Harden? Why can't he find the late all of the sudden?

I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!- Jurickson Profar 2/15/2010

by Aquaman, Esq. on Mar 21, 2010 4:16 PM CDT reply actions  

*plate

I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!- Jurickson Profar 2/15/2010

by Aquaman, Esq. on Mar 21, 2010 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Barely missing over and over and over

not getting a lot of help from the ump, at least from the TV angle

by Brett Perryman on Mar 21, 2010 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

But he's been wild so that's why

the ump isn’t cooperating.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Mar 21, 2010 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Which is dumb

but yeah I think you’re right

by Brett Perryman on Mar 21, 2010 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't think that last breaking ball was a strike

on the outside corner.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Mar 21, 2010 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

I thought Hairston country

was the warning track

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Mar 21, 2010 4:17 PM CDT reply actions  

ugh

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Mar 21, 2010 4:19 PM CDT reply actions  

Fucking ouch.

Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into buildings.

by JBP on Mar 21, 2010 4:19 PM CDT reply actions  

hmmm

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Mar 21, 2010 4:20 PM CDT reply actions  

This is where you need a "pitch to contact" pitch

Something like a cutter so you don’t have to throw all these pitches trying to get strikeouts

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Mar 21, 2010 4:20 PM CDT reply actions  

Harden couldn't locate his fast ball up in the zone

all day and just paid for it.

Very meh outing.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Mar 21, 2010 4:20 PM CDT reply actions  

Goddamn

Harden’s day went south in a hurry.

I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!- Jurickson Profar 2/15/2010

by Aquaman, Esq. on Mar 21, 2010 4:20 PM CDT reply actions  

that was about as bad as it gets

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Mar 21, 2010 4:20 PM CDT reply actions  

Sigh

WTF wanted to see Snyder? I’m blaming this shit on you.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Mar 21, 2010 4:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'll take the blame for Wash and Hamilton's drug problems

but not for bad pitching

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Mar 21, 2010 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Great job Snyder.

How you make a ball club.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Mar 21, 2010 4:24 PM CDT reply actions  

Snyder

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Mar 21, 2010 4:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

what show was that?

it’s been a minute since I’ve seen it

"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Mar 21, 2010 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

One Day at a Time.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Mar 21, 2010 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is that a picture of you?

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Mar 21, 2010 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

ha, yeah

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Mar 21, 2010 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

has to be.....

that stache is rockin’.

Is 2010 our year??

by b.pate on Mar 21, 2010 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

That show ...

Hated Snyder, hated the hear-me-roar mother, found Phillips and Bertinelli both hideously unattractive – watched it every week.

by shroomer on Mar 21, 2010 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

great synopsis

"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Mar 21, 2010 4:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bertinelli unattractive?

She made my teenage pants walk around the room.

Mack Phillips – Dog.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Mar 21, 2010 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

You should see her now, she's on Celebrity Rehab...that bitch has some issues.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Mar 21, 2010 4:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

I've been watching that too,

she’s hideous

"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Mar 21, 2010 4:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Man I tell you what,

I think I watch that shit just so I can feel somewhat normal.

Whacked is an understatement.

"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Mar 21, 2010 4:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

that's why I watch Hoarders and Intervention.

Intervention can get pretty off the chain, esp in the first 2 seasons.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Mar 21, 2010 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Phillips? Yeah supposedly banged her dad

and it uh, may not have been consensual but she was too fried on H to know for sure.

Supposedly, Mick nailed her on her 18th. What the hell, Mick?

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Mar 21, 2010 4:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Say whaaa?

her dad?

"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Mar 21, 2010 4:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep.

John Phillips from Mamas & Papas. Good times.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Mar 21, 2010 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

What's worse?

Strung out on H or banging your old man?

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Mar 21, 2010 4:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah...if true that's pretty bad.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Mar 21, 2010 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

The lawyer banging Bonnie Franklin

seemed like odd casting.

The Hear Me Roar Bit from BFranklin was annoying.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Mar 21, 2010 4:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's a ginger for ya......

damn feisty redheads.

Is 2010 our year??

by b.pate on Mar 21, 2010 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

I would also imagine that Bonnie Franklin hasn't aged

all that well.

Bertinelli went thru a hogger phase but she’s looking pretty good now.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Mar 21, 2010 4:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Enough of this OT crap.

You guys are bringing down the internet with your BS gossip.

THIS IS A BASEBALL BLOG! Talk BASEBALL!

Heh.

"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.

by AceJC on Mar 21, 2010 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nice Snyder

I could care less what he does against RHB this spring. But getting one of the best lefties in the league out is very nice

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Mar 21, 2010 4:25 PM CDT reply actions  

Snyder rules.

Best handiman in the biz….

by IrishP1 on Mar 21, 2010 4:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

yuck

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Mar 21, 2010 4:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm making the call.

Morrison, opening day UIF.

Pro baseball has always been a dream, so this is pretty freakin’ cool out here. -- Tim Steggall, undrafted Rangers minor leaguer.

by rooster on Mar 21, 2010 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Looks to me like Andrus

has put on a little weight

"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Mar 21, 2010 4:25 PM CDT reply actions  

So is he Medium E now?

"Hell's frozen over, Pigs are flying! The Saints have won the Super Bowl"

by LSU Ranger on Mar 21, 2010 4:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nip Nip Nip Nip Nip Nip Nip Nip Nip Nip Nip Nip Nip

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Mar 21, 2010 4:30 PM CDT reply actions  

oh.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Mar 21, 2010 4:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

seems like Hurdle has gotten a little too much sun

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

by NothinG on Mar 21, 2010 4:30 PM CDT reply actions  

Rangers prospect Josh Lueke is on twitter @Josh_Lueke

Is he the guy that committed rape 2-3 years ago?

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Mar 21, 2010 4:32 PM CDT reply actions  

Yep

Good times

We need to not always make hard work out of sex- Rick Carlisle.

by sprite on Mar 21, 2010 4:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

If I were convicted of rape the last thing I'd have was a Twitter account.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Mar 21, 2010 4:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

He wasn't convicted

Charged, but the charges ended up getting dropped, I think.

by Adam J. Morris on Mar 21, 2010 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Clearly, the girl wasn't hot enough

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Mar 21, 2010 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep

link

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Mar 21, 2010 4:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Looks a little like CJ

We need to not always make hard work out of sex- Rick Carlisle.

by sprite on Mar 21, 2010 4:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah, shoulda said charged...my bad Josh.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Mar 21, 2010 4:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

x
Ken_Rosenthal Announcement of Mauer deal with #Twins imminent. Deal is done. #MLB

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Mar 21, 2010 4:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Mauer contract....Guessing 8 years / $ 190 million ???

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Mar 21, 2010 4:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

WOW
JoeCStrib It’s an eight-year, $184 million deal for Mauer. #stribtwins

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Mar 21, 2010 4:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

holy moly batman

"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Mar 21, 2010 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's going to suck in 4/5 years

We need to not always make hard work out of sex- Rick Carlisle.

by sprite on Mar 21, 2010 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yup. You know what that means.

Joe Mauer your Rangers 2015 starting catcher.

"grilled cheese punches like a bitch" -Gdawg
"i feel like k-rod after a save." -by reagan on Jan 23, 2010, that glorious day Hicks was out of our lives.

by AceJC on Mar 21, 2010 4:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Could it be more palatable if

Mauer gets $ 110 million the first four years ($ 27.5 million per) and $ 74 million ($ 18.5 per) in the last four years?

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

"Ranger players, especially veterans, weren’t surprised that Daniels couldn’t find a deal"

"The Influence continues." Josey Wales (1/18/10)

by Josey Wales on Mar 21, 2010 4:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

with a full no trade clause.

"There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked." --Muhammad Ali

by coolaid on Mar 21, 2010 4:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Good for them

We need to not always make hard work out of sex- Rick Carlisle.

by sprite on Mar 21, 2010 4:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

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