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3/21/10 GDT2

almost 2 years ago Th_buckykatt_tiny Adam J. Morris 69 comments 0 recs  | 

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"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Mar 21, 2010 4:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Mar 21, 2010 4:47 PM CDT reply actions  

Mauer's contract...

includes a full no trade clause.

"There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked." --Muhammad Ali

by coolaid on Mar 21, 2010 4:48 PM CDT reply actions  

Bottom 6th

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Mar 21, 2010 4:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's sucks worse than she does

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Mar 21, 2010 4:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Her show sucks.

Better?

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Mar 21, 2010 4:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

1 turrible inning

"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Mar 21, 2010 4:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

the 3rd wasn't so hot either

his 3 outs were a sac bunt, caught stealing, and a smash to first with 3 or 4 baserunners allowed.

Fanatics - my webcomic

by DShep on Mar 21, 2010 4:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Forgot about that

"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Mar 21, 2010 4:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lost it in the 4th

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

by Kinslerhomer on Mar 21, 2010 4:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nips!!!

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Mar 21, 2010 4:54 PM CDT reply actions  

Way to go NipNip

"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Mar 21, 2010 4:54 PM CDT reply actions  

Gave up a leadoff triple

then back to back to back K’s….

JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook

by laxtonto on Mar 21, 2010 4:55 PM CDT reply actions  

very nice.

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

by Ryin A on Mar 21, 2010 4:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nice Nips!

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Mar 21, 2010 4:56 PM CDT reply actions  

Holy shit, that sucks.

But what an amazing play.

Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into buildings.

by JBP on Mar 21, 2010 4:59 PM CDT reply actions  

I think he meant to do that...

dudes a beast

"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Mar 21, 2010 5:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

browsing espn and saw..

a page 2 article on ticket stub art.
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=lukas/100319

The rangers used to have special tickets for opening day and photos on the tickets and such.. and now its all the same generic ticket with the logo and nothing else.

Even my glorious 09 playoff tickets are generic.

Give me tickets worth keeping again please!

Fanatics - my webcomic

by DShep on Mar 21, 2010 5:07 PM CDT reply actions  

The Reds are doing something with putting old baseball cards on their tickets this year or something

Not that we have that many guys worth putting on tickets in franchise history, but something similar for every club would be cool.

Ron Washington is: The Bad Manager - Port of Call New Orleans

by LSJ on Mar 21, 2010 5:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

The season tickets are pretty nice

Last year’s were, too.

"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Mar 21, 2010 5:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Elvis shouldn't peek in when stealing

Almost got him caught that time.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Mar 21, 2010 5:07 PM CDT reply actions  

Have any of you guys messed with Google's search analytic tools?

Link

It allows you to type in a keyword and track regional and and global hit locations and what not over an extended timeframe

JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook

by laxtonto on Mar 21, 2010 5:20 PM CDT reply actions  

Cool.

Ron Washington is: The Bad Manager - Port of Call New Orleans

by LSJ on Mar 21, 2010 5:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

type in NFL

and look at how many hits are in Iraq and Afghanistan…

JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook

by laxtonto on Mar 21, 2010 5:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Showing some interest in the Texas Rangers:

Venezuela
Belgium
Australia
France

"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"

by lost in space on Mar 21, 2010 5:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

France?

Huh.

Ron Washington is: The Bad Manager - Port of Call New Orleans

by LSJ on Mar 21, 2010 5:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Adam Morris is more popular in UK than US

"Hell's frozen over, Pigs are flying! The Saints have won the Super Bowl"

by LSU Ranger on Mar 21, 2010 5:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

So am I

Ron Washington is: The Bad Manager - Port of Call New Orleans

by LSJ on Mar 21, 2010 5:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

not me

US, then Australia

JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook

by laxtonto on Mar 21, 2010 5:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

HA...if you type in "boobs" and filter it to image search

you see that the world is becoming less and less interested in just Googleing boobs and now have become more refined in their searches

JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook

by laxtonto on Mar 21, 2010 5:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's some disturbing search terms

"Hell's frozen over, Pigs are flying! The Saints have won the Super Bowl"

by LSU Ranger on Mar 21, 2010 5:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Holy crap

Type in “sex”, the US doesn’t even crack the top 10. I thought we were there perverted freaks of the world? Dirty Viet Nam…

Yeah I’m bored, thanks for sharing this though.

"We pitched, we caught the ball, we ran the bases, we had good days where we out-fundamentalized the other team." - Ronald Washington

by Pocket Ninja on Mar 21, 2010 5:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yea we weren't in top ten for porn either

"Hell's frozen over, Pigs are flying! The Saints have won the Super Bowl"

by LSU Ranger on Mar 21, 2010 5:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Type in Homer Simpson

Australia comes in #1, Norway #2.

Guess they don’t get Simpson’s reruns near the poles.

Ron Washington is: The Bad Manager - Port of Call New Orleans

by LSJ on Mar 21, 2010 5:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's not gone well.

"I think I'm going to name my new car Scooter, because it dominates on the road." - mikeyoungfuturehof, 9.10.09
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by Lisa W on Mar 21, 2010 5:31 PM CDT reply actions  

So when we runnin' Irribarren through waivers?

Ron Washington is: The Bad Manager - Port of Call New Orleans

by LSJ on Mar 21, 2010 5:31 PM CDT reply actions  

alright

thats about enough of this. 6-11, eh? hmm.

Fanatics - my webcomic

by DShep on Mar 21, 2010 5:34 PM CDT reply actions  

Fuuuuck.

Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into buildings.

by JBP on Mar 21, 2010 5:35 PM CDT reply actions  

Padres' scrubs can play defense

Maybe Rangers scrubs should take notes.

by mgb5 on Mar 21, 2010 5:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Call me when this fucking inning ends

Unless it’s after midnight, I’ll be asleep by then.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Mar 21, 2010 5:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Who are these fucking guys?

"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball." - Terence Mann

by R Derff on Mar 21, 2010 5:41 PM CDT reply actions  

Hopefully this pre-season will be an indication of 2010 Ranger's Baseball.

That’ll mean that nose-candy Washington will be gone, and hopefully JD, too!

Wharter

by Wharter on Mar 21, 2010 5:43 PM CDT reply actions  

Ron Washington is like Joaquin Arias

He’s never going to be let go no matter what he does to deserve it.

They’ve both prolly got pictures of Nolan fucking a goat or something.

Ron Washington is: The Bad Manager - Port of Call New Orleans

by LSJ on Mar 21, 2010 5:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

you know

I’m still not sure if this is a bit, or if you really think Washington is one of the 2 or 3 worst managers in MLB.

by Adam J. Morris on Mar 21, 2010 5:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well

Dusty Baker and Ozzie Guillen are the only two who I can think off the top of my head that are definitively worse.

There’s probably quite a few other managers in the majors who are equally dumb as Wash though. Managers are like color broadcasters, the vast majority of them are bumbling hacks who shouldn’t even have jobs.

Ron Washington is: The Bad Manager - Port of Call New Orleans

by LSJ on Mar 21, 2010 5:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Of course it is.

"Back on the scene, with a gangsta lean" RW
"When you have a weapon on your shoulder like he has, you can be cool." RW on Perez
And the little bastard threw it for a swinging strike three in a 3-2 count. He’s blessed. And ballsy.

by Rodney on Mar 22, 2010 11:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

Or maybe a snow monkey

Better?

"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball." - Terence Mann

by R Derff on Mar 21, 2010 5:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

much

JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook

by laxtonto on Mar 21, 2010 6:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Much

Ron Washington is: The Bad Manager - Port of Call New Orleans

by LSJ on Mar 21, 2010 6:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Back to DMN blog please

"Hell's frozen over, Pigs are flying! The Saints have won the Super Bowl"

by LSU Ranger on Mar 21, 2010 5:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Or maybe a snow monkey

"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball." - Terence Mann

by R Derff on Mar 21, 2010 5:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

I take it this was a reply fail?

JD’s like, "you want some fucking pitching? Here’s all the pitching you can stand. Now choke on it, bitches!"- RCCook

by laxtonto on Mar 21, 2010 5:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Absolutely

I felt to much like a failure to say anything.

"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball." - Terence Mann

by R Derff on Mar 21, 2010 5:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Post it again

That was a pretty good zinger.

Ron Washington is: The Bad Manager - Port of Call New Orleans

by LSJ on Mar 21, 2010 5:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Our shitty "C" team sucks way worse than their shitty "C" team.

"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball." - Terence Mann

by R Derff on Mar 21, 2010 5:49 PM CDT reply actions  

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