2010 Community Projections -- C.J. Wilson

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

Pro baseball has always been a dream, so this is pretty freakin’ cool out here. -- Tim Steggall, undrafted Rangers minor leaguer.

"Drinks are on me if Lewis posts >168IP and an era lower than 3.86." by RangerMad on Jan 20, 2010 12:36 PM PST

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

"I was going to say, 'You’re gay for Elvis.' But then I realized that I, too, am gay for Elvis." ~Adam J. Morris.

Vladimir Guererro - 2010 AL MVP
C.J. Wilson - 2010 AL Cy Young

"He will not coddle them. Nolan Ryan doesn’t coddle." - Jeff Passan

That's why they call them business sox

"Sometimes you just want to sit back and watch somebody throw 100." - Jeff Passan on Neftali Feliz

"Baseball's all that's real" - JB

I am Jurickson Profar son of judeska and chesmond.. And I was born ready! ready to play baseball!!- Jurickson Profar 2/15/2010

"I don't really like pitchers." - Nelson Cruz

"You promised me, Eckstein, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life, there have only been one set of prints in the sand. Why, when I have needed you most, have you not been there for me?" David Eckstein replied, "Because my little legs had gotten tired, and you were carrying me." And I looked down and saw that I was still carrying David Eckstein.

Then he grounded out weakly to second.

Freude, schoener Goetterfunken,
Tochter aus Elysium,
Wir betreten feuertrunken,
Himmlische dein Heiligtum.

"They’ve taken the Illini to the woodshed."
-Steve Lavin on Mizzou v. Illinois

And That Happened: Sports with a Hint of Sarcasm

My virtual Texas Rangers Cards

PM Productions - My Work - Song of the Week - Clip of the Week - Rangers Game Streams

"Heres the thing... I made that tape special for today, my special Monday morning tape for you, SPECIAL!

Well it's fucking Monday afternoon you should get out of bed earlier!"
John Cusack and Jack Black, High Fidelity

Get your guns up!

Oh my god! What can it be? We're all doomed! Who's flying this thing?
-Wash

Go Rice Owls!

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.

"I am one of the biggest Texas Ranger fans out there but I'm also one of the smartest. Deal with it."
-The Outlaw

"What ... 92 miles per hour?" Feldman scoffed. "That's not gas. Feliz throws gas."

"If I had caught it, the force would have taken me through the fence." -- Rockies outfielder Ryan Spilborghs about a Nelson Cruz line drive.

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Ron Washington is: The Bad Manager - Port of Call New Orleans